We Tapped That Ass - feat. Santino Fontana & Vincent Rodriguez III - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
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- Опубликовано: 8 окт 2024
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"We Tapped That Ass"
Starring Santino Fontana, Vincent Rodriguez III, and Rachel Bloom
Written by Adam Schlesinger, Rachel Bloom, and Jack Dolgen
Josh:
I BANGED YOU HERE!
Greg:
I NAILED YOU THERE!
Josh:
AND ON THIS COUCH!
Greg:
AND IN THIS CHAIR!
Josh:
IN THE DOORWAY-
Greg:
THE HALLWAY-
Josh:
ON EVERY STAIR!
Josh + Greg:
WE TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!
Greg:
SOMETIMES HIM, SOMETIMES ME.
Josh:
THOUGH, NEVER SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Greg:
BUT ONE OF US WAS HITTIN’ IT,
USUALLY.
Josh + Greg:
WE TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE.
YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE US
‘CAUSE WE LIVE IN YOUR HEAD.
JUST TWO SWELL DUDES THAT YA SCREWED--
Greg:
HERE...
Josh:
AND HERE...
Greg:
AND THERE...
Josh:
AND HERE...
Josh + Greg:
AND EVEN OCCASIONALLY IN YOUR BED!
Josh:
That bed is really uncomfortable.
Greg:
Right? It’s like a prison cot.
Josh:
ON THE STOVE.
Greg:
OVER THE SINK.
Josh:
AND SORT OF IN THE FRIDGE ONE TIME I THINK!
Greg:
AND THEN WE HIT THE BACK PATIO!
Josh:
THAT’S WHERE WE HIT YOUR BACK PATI-
Josh + Greg:
OOOOOHH!
WE TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE.
HOW MANY TIMES DID WE TAP THAT BEHIND?
Greg:
WELL, LET’S ESTIMATE.
Josh:
ON AN AVERAGE DAY, I WOULD HAVE TO SAY, MMM... 5, 6, 7, 8!
Greg:
What? Too cheeky?
Josh:
Hey, does this ring a bell?
A little to the left...
Greg:
Oh, oh, ok now a little to the right...
Josh:
Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left…
Greg:
Right there, right there...
Josh:
Wait no, you’re doing it wrong,
I’ll do it myself!
Greg:
Barkeep, what’s on TAP?
Rebecca:
It’s me. And my ass.
Greg:
Oooh! Sounds refreshing!
Josh:
ON THE TABLE YOU WERE WILLING AND ABLE-
Greg:
ON THE OTTOMAN YOU TOOK A LOTTA MAN -
Josh:
AND ON THE SAFE IN THE CLOSET I MADE A DEPOSIT…
Xander:
I ALSO TAPPED THAT ASS ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!
Josh:
Let’s wrap this up with a big finish!
Greg:
But where should we finish?
Rebecca:
Please not on my chest.
No, you’ll scratch it!
Greg:
ON THE ACCENT WALL
Josh:
ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR
Greg:
YOU DIDN’T CARE WHERE
Josh:
YOU JUST WANTED MORE
Josh + Greg:
HOW MUCH MORE TAPPIN’ COULD ONE ASS ENDURE?
WE TAPPED THAT ASS (TAPPED THAT ASS)
TAPPED THAT ASS (TAPPED THAT ASS)
WE TAPPED THAT ASS…
ALL OVER THIS HOUSE!
"Though never simultaneously"
Glad we cleared that up.
why not a 3 sum?lol that should have been her line. lol
Read that as they said it!
Not according to my fanfiction
@@megancarter6866 oh
@@megancarter6866 Lmao. I know this was a year ago, but does that fanfiction actually exist? I'd like a link. 😂
how they kept a straight face through this routine is beyond me
Every time the camera's on Santino it looks like he's a second away from breaking. He's having so much fun in it that it makes the song so much better.
Davey Peppers didn't hurt that he's a tapper to begin with. looks like they all had a blast with this number
Davey Peppers santino suits in the show so much he writes silly lyrics like this one omg remember the baby got back parody of cinderella omg im so sad hes no longer on the show !!
Honestly, I kinda prefer Ghost Josh and Ghost Greg to the real ones . . . these guys seem so fun and happy!
I'm assuming only with multiple takes
A+ for the callback to the vegan guy from Season 1.
Amy C oh that's who that was, thank you
Amy C I loved that guy lol
Thought-Provoking Vlogs He was really nice and understanding:)
The vegan hipster taco guy from Echo Park who "could really go for some Burger King right about now" - with whom Rebecca's fling devastated Greg, probably the worst thing she did - his inclusion here is brilliant.
*Faux-vegan-thank fuck.
It amazes me that not only they had PERFECT actors for each character but they were also incredible singers AND dancers???? Crazy Ex-Girlfriend remains one of the best shows ever made.
a lot of these actors are trained in theatre or musical theatre so it’s already in their blood :)
I mean, Santino Fontana has literally won a Tony
does anyone buy that Josh was straight? Kind of takes away from his "perfect casting" [edit: to be clear, the guy playing Josh]
@@Demigord yes, Josh seems super straight to me on the show, never once questioned it! Had no idea the actor Vincent is gay.
I think gay people can play straight people and vice versa very convincingly, considering sexuality isn't a personality trait. Even if it were, or if there are some traits that tend one way or the other; that's what acting is for. 😉
@@hapabear Yeah, I've been a fan of this show for YEARS and jesus christ, literally TODAY I learned that Vincent is openly gay.
"Then we hit the back patio. That's where we hit your back patiOOOOOOOH!" LMAO 😂😂😂
I lol every single time
for the non native speakers, could someone explain this please?
@@Ayelen013 Anal sex
Roy Thingamajig thanks 😂
As soon as they said "back patio" I knew what was coming, but they did it so well I still laughed.
Connecting "tap that" with tap dancing was just perfect. Hooray for the polter-guys!
I JUST GOT THAT. I'M SO FUCKING STUPID.
ME TOO! Fuck how did we miss that?
Philippe Parle Peu me too, how embarrassing!
Surprisingly it was Vincent Rodriguez's idea. He wanted a Gene Kelly inspired number.
now I finally get the joke, thank you
"Where should we finish?"
"Please, not on my chest. No, you'll scratch it!"
Genius.
"Is it because I'm gay maybe?" I think this is a pretty good guess :)
you.... can finish on someone's chest.... even if you're gay
Or maybe because you would just call it "drawers" and not necessarily "chest of drawers"? That's why I didn't get it.
If you're gay, you finish on someone's face or belly :) The chest is a pretty unusual spot to finish.
@@Petaurista13 but not impossible
I imagine it was a high point for the props department when they got the order to make a giant arse for a tap number
I mean it's the CW network, they probably had that lying around somewhere already anyway haha
Oh... i just got that... its a tap number....
Writers/Choreographers: We need a giant ass big enough for two men.
Props Department:
Looks like they got it vintage off the lot of the Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Git Back video.
@@themaggattack I was about to say, sir mix a lot would be proud
It's been three years and "that's when we hit your back patiYOOOO" still makes me cry with laughter every single time
thats so relatable
for me it's 'on the ottoman you took a lotta man'
Favourite line ever
That’s how I feel about I Gave You a UTI
@@sydandtaytum same 😂
The "finishing on the chest" joke really got me XD
I’m kind of surprised they got away with that.
I just understood what that meant. Nice pun
@@hanshotfirst1138 They explained in a Vulture article that they had rounds of negotiation about it, and could get away with it only if they featured the visible chest-of-drawers, and only if SHE mentioned the chest.
How was that a joke?
DelGuy03 the song is literally called “Tapped That Ass” and they had to *negotiate* to talk about her boobs?
Having Santino's final song on this show be a tap number about mutual nailing was a power move.
Kelwyn YNWA I thought the same thing I’m glad it wasn’t “ a shit show” it was something fun
@@sabinajulius6938 well depends how you see it
Excuse me this is one of the most clever shows on television
Dillon O'Neill It really is brilliant feminist satirem
See I get that but I'm not actually too sure, seeing as I'm a guy and I seem to relate alot to rebecca >
@@freakaknight Why would you think you cannot relate to a woman just because you're a man? And that as a man you cannot relate to feminist content? You're all humans first, aren't you?
@@Stonytude because people often associate this with a girly romcom at first glance. You shouldn't be blaming the guy who's actually trying to look beyond that, or whatever you were trying to achieve :p
@@nxt_tim not blaming anyone. Just questioning their internalised assumptions
"Please not on my chest... "
BRILLIANT!!!
No, you'll scratch it!
I finally figured out why I have such a huge crush on Greg. It isn't just the sarcasm and dry humour or the fact that I identify with him on so many levels (sans drinking problem). It's the way Fantino smiles. When it happens it is magical. I swear when he smiles I start swooning. I have no control of it either.
Darn you Fantino for having such an incredible and magical smile!
Ellen It's Santino. But yeah I agree with everything you said. He's so damn charming. That voice and that smile and those sad eyes... He was perfect for Greg. Outstanding actor and singer too!
@@elsagreen1476 such a shame they not put again in the final season, i think santino has more personality than The new Guy :"(
Girllll same
If you guys look for "meet the Fontanas dinner with strangers" on Google, and open the first link, Santino explains very well what happened and why he couldn't continue working on Crazy Ex Girlfriend.
I feel like that when Josh smiles. It’s just FUCK
RIP Adam Schlesinger - this song is hilarious and really pretty at the same time. Made me smile.
It’s so shitty. He was an underrated genius.
Fuck! Didn't realize he passed.
Fuck covid-19! Fucking fuck it!
Killed some of my friends and my grandma.
I had no idea he passed away... just read that the cause is covid complication. This is really sad. I come back to crazy ex girlfriend songs from time to time to smile and be amazed with the lyrics and performance.
This literally made me cry. A tap number about tapping that ass. How iconic.
Just got it
I just now realized Greg is Hans from Frozen and I need a minute if you need me I'll be on my bedroom floor reconsidering everything I know
Ashton Price Every time I watch Frozen Hans is Greg - I'll be all "How could Greg do that to Anna??"
No way
I never knew...
Ashton Price 😂 😂 😂
Wait wait wait
WHAT??
i love that they aren’t even wearing tap shoes but the tapping is still there lol
@Lem Lovel i know i just think its funny
Damn. The scene is ruined now, thanks a lot 😅🥴
love the weird cameo from the vegan guy, I laughed so hard!
Apparently, his name is Xander.
Favourite part of the song
All three guys are Memory Spirits, so it makes sense.
unpopular opinion: she should've kept him around. He's hot!
@@rachelmcdonough1506 he was hot but he didn't meet the one qualifier of all her love interests: he wasn't good in the sack
"on the ottoman you took a lotta men" is such an underrated line
I would love to see the bloopers for this video
I just can't get over the fact that a literal Disney prince performed this number.
I mean, let's be honest, this song would absolutely be in character for Hans, if Anna had hooked up with him.
"Where should we finish?" "Please not on my chest!"
Michaela King I lost it 😂😂😂
You'll scratch it! 😂
I love this show so much.
Can I just get a constant loop of Vincent Rodriguez tap dancing please? I've never liked Josh as much as I did during this song.
gracieliz95 I think his origins was in dance, like Gabrielle Ruiz. He was also very good in the Triceratops ballet.
Yes. Giving me all kinds of Gene Kelly!
I also thing that poltergeist Greg is much better than real-life Greg. So happy and fun!
Rebecca Ringle Funny you say that. Since his dancing is mind-blowing in that number he does in the church.
His “Head in the Clouds” number is maybe/prolly my fav Josh song. @Rebecca Ringle Kamarei, now THAT’S a song where he was being gene Kelly! The church number is basically singin’ in the rain
so much fucking talent in this one bit. The song writers, choreographers, stage production, obviously singers, dancers, actors, line writers. Everything about this show was perfection. I miss it dearly.
Hooray for a duet between Greg and Josh...AND the fact that it was a tap routine makes it even better! I will mis Greg/Santino terribly though. Here's hoping for a cameo at least once.
If you guys look for "meet the Fontanas dinner with strangers" on Google, and open the first link, Santino explains very well what happened and why he couldn't continue working on Crazy Ex Girlfriend.
@@ChanaRules why
@@maevemallory2122 probably so you'll support Santino's channel, I'd imagine
@@subman23 no why didnt he continue
@@subman23 no what happened and why couldnt he continue
The Greg-Josh tap dancing duet was probably one of the most entertaining kind of conscience songs in this series :D
They must have been trying sooooo hard not to piss themselves laughing during this! God knows how they all kept a straight face! Its too fecking hilarious! Santino Fontana (Greg) especially looked he was having such a fun time doing that song! Don't think i saw Greg smiling so much through the whole series! 😂
This is very Moses Supposes inspired and I am so here for it.
The choreography in this one is sooo good. Maybe my fave of the series. And I loved seeing the guys together. You can tell each has their own style but they’re both on point and put so much personality into the storytelling. Plus the puns!! “I’ll do it myself” and then Josh doing a happy solo is such a self own and perfect moment for his character. “Please not on my chest.” Epic.
me: *thinking it was a shit show was greg’s last appearance*
*greg shows up in her mind and does this number*
me: oh
Haven’t you watched the whole show?
Joel Formica I believe he means Santino’s last appearance
@@paladin_2164 yeah Greg , not Faux-Greg
This song was nominated for an Emmy, and CRIMINALLY LOST IT to Letter of the Free.
I didn't know that
Rachel's expressions throughout this song are *priceless*!!!! Her face is so incredibly expressive :).
“Please not on my chest” lives in my head rent free
I never thought I love a "dirty" take on the Singin' in the Rain's Moses Supposes song, but I'm so glad I was proven so wrong by such a brilliantly written and performed number. I can't get over Rebecca's wearily accepting, "It's me...and my ass" next to Greg's shit-eating grin.
I shit you not I am actually fucking dying laughing right now hahaha this made my day
the way greg says "uhhhh sounds refreshing" always kills me
It only just hit me that the line "Joke's on you bitch, you'll never be free" from the end of The Math of Love Quadrangles came from this song. The callbacks..... They never stop coming
I think it's "Actually, a triangle has multiple centres", but it's close!
they are so synchronized it looks unreal
I just bought an audiobook called YOU by Caroline Kepnes that Santino's narrated. He's my top five favourite actor now. His voice is so.. incredibly sexy.
Yeha Marin i LOVE that book and now I need to listen to that audio book. Although I found Joe sexy and Greg sexy so this may not end well.
OH MY GOD HE NARRATED THAT AUDIOBOOK?
@@itsMithat Thank you so much for making me aware of this. Apparently he narrated a few! Hope I like the book because I just downloaded it on the basis of Santino's voice. :D
I bought two Santino audiobooks when I saw his last épisode
oh geez, i just noticed the foley (Sound FX) in the first three seconds of the song, where Rebecca's feet shuffling turns into a little tap in anticipation for the number :P Goddammit, this show is amazing.
I love Santino Fontana's voice. It's got this depth
The fact that this show exists baffles me... Because... Like... It's way too good. Remember good things?
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW FUNNY THAT BOOTY CHAIR IS AND THE SOUND IT MADE WHEN THEY SAT ON IT?! 😭😭😭
1:33 can we take a second to acknowledge how AWESOME Josh is at dancing?
I keep rewatching that bit! It's like he's flying!
That guy is not human
Insane writing and directing and acting. Just pure diamond of culture, that will be cherished when the world is ready.
This has to be a parody of the "Moses Supposes" number in "Singin in the Rain", right?
THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS THINKING THIS!
I understand after season 1 they went around the actors asking what their dream number would be. Rodriguez (Josh) said Gene Kelly, Fontana (Greg) wanted a Sinatra number, and Champlin (Paula) wanted a soprano Disney tune. So that's what they got.
Mike Duplessis That's so awesome! It's great to see the dynamic writing & production process they go through!
They're actually wearing the same colours as Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor.
Reminds me a bit of "Wise Guys" from Sondheim's "Bounce"
This is one of the best tap dance numbers I have seen in my life and that makes me unreasonably angry
how dare this show be both so funny and musically and theatrically amazing
I remember watching this with one of my great uncles. 86 years old and laughing his ass off.
Genius song. From the writing to the production. Amazing choreography and use of the setting. Also Santino is having the time of his life. I miss CXG, it is so relatable on so many levels.
Everything about this song is just so brilliant! The puns, the dancing, the expressions are just perfect! I was so happy to see Santino again in this scene 🥹🥹🥹🥹 Missing Greg v1 so much
OH MY GOD I HAVE TO WATCH THIS SHOW
This might be my favorite song of the series, I hysterically laugh every time especially at "and then we hit the back patio, that's where we hit you're back pati-OOOOOO"
Interesting that for "Best Friends" this is the most chummy that we see them.
Also...brilliant "Moses Supposes" homage.
The "how many times... Hmm, 5678!" Bit is hilariously clever
Finishing on the chest joke was great! :)
santino’s expressions in this kill me every time
Glad seeing more songs with Vince Rodriguez
Having this song on-demand means I can truly never be bored.
The Classical Hollywood musical vibes I get from this little number are 💯
Santino: superior vocalist
Vinnie: superior dancer
''No, you're doing it wrong! I'll do it myself...!'' so relatable lol
This song is so smart and fun. The performance by Fontana and Rodriguez, both singing and dancing, is pure perfection. Can't think of anything they could have done that would have made this number any better.
Vincent is such an amazing dancer
Always remember this song was nominated for an Emmy.
Literally the most memorable and top number for me as we reach half way into the season. A bittersweet episode, but to be able to find oneself it had to be done unfortunately. Doesn't make it easier by any means! I do hope we get to see Greg in a cameo appearance again though, maybe when Becks has "found herself" he'll come back into the picture and turn everything upside down. Love love love this number though!
Santino announced that he is leaving the show for good :(
Heartbroken with this news but it does make sense in some weird and unexpected way. I think with the last few numbers Santino has had has really opened up my eyes to my love for his character. They say he probably won't return for the rest of this season - which makes sense as Greg would have to be settled down into college life etc. So this is one of the reasons why we'd need to fight for season 3 and beyond that. Greg is one of the most loved characters of the show and I think it would be fun to stir the pot with Rebecca again somewhere down the line, maybe this time, when his character returns (whether that be on a one or two episode deal or just one of those characters who aren't full time) maybe he could give it another shot. Who knows? I'm hoping we'll all get our wish. :)
+Emma Santino is a theater actor - he's starred in a half-dozen productions (plays and musicals) on Broadway. He missed New York, and since his CXG contract was ending he asked to be released, instead of having it renewed for Season 3. I am sorry to see him go, because I'm a fan and I'd rather see him every week on TV for free than to pay to see him on stage, which I've been lucky enough to do on several occasions.
WOW THIS COMMENT AGED WELL
lol ik im a year late but ay u got your wish, except greg is played by someone else.
Can we take a moment toappreciate the tap dancing skills of these men 😂😂
"That bed is really uncomfortable." "Right, it's like a *prison cot."* Ouch.
this song is a banger!
Vegan guy from season 1!
What a cameo!
This is the best song of the entire show.
I loved this episode :) do glad Becks it's gonna move in with Heather and I hope she and Valencia are gonna be friends!
I love that they are perfect at tap dancing lol
Especially in tennis shoes!
I've listened to this song way too many times this week!
I think this is my favorite song so far on this season (maybe is because I love old musicals). It reminded me of Gene Kelly and Donald O'connor.
Probably the funniest song in the show? Rebecca’s reaction to Vegan Guy’s cameo is amazing.
Bar keep what’s on tap? It’s me...
and my ass .
CRYING 🤣
Santino brought me here but I stayed for the rest! 🔥❤️❤️
I loved this epsiode so much. Heathers parents are aamzing! they are so funny. Also THEY ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER!!!!!
ALSO VALENCIA!!!! AGHHHHH
By far the best song on the show. I had it stuck in my head for WEEKS
The creativity associated with this show was amazing. Thank you, for the memories. 🌹
I love the "No you doing it wrong! I'll do it myself!"
I'm gonna miss Santino on this show so much. Really and truly my favorite character from anything in a long time.
“What... too cheeky?”😂😂😂
I loved thsi show so much, it hit me on a personal level
2022....and still comedy perfection
LMFAO when the vegan dude came out 😂😂😂
This show is incredible.
Greg's facial expression on "Ooh, sounds refreshing" gets me every time XD
I’m just watching this for the first time in the year of our lord 2022
It has made me cry harder with laughter than anything has in years
Its Donna Lynne Champlin whose the *multiple national tap dance champion* in the cast. Before she knew what the number was about she was a little bit miffed a tap number had been given to others and not to her.
Fun fact:
Rachel promissed her a tap number, and Donna finally does it in “love is not a game” at the last season
Greg...
GAMIETTE Cloe Remember, it's not about the guys.
***** I know that, I'm just sad that we won't see him anymore. He was one of my favourite.
Barrylocke It's about the Polterguys.
I'm gonna miss Greg.
This is literally every fanfic I’ve ever read in a nutshell
The fact that Greg and Josh are better friends in this imaginary musical number than they are in reality
The two parts of this song that get me dying laughing is "And then we hit the back patio. That's where we hit your back pati-OOOOOOOH" and the inclusion of the vegan guy LMFAO
That's a rich sexual life right there)
Right? I feel bad for Rebecca because her life is tragic, but I mean . . . having them singing and dancing and smiling in the same room makes it harder to be sympathetic. They may have broke her heart, but she still got to tap both of them. (Does it count as tapping if you're the tappee? Whatever, you get what I meant.)
But how much tapping *_COULD_* one ass indure? Nathaniel was there too.
Blu Dj Exactly! 😂😂
Bye santino! You've made this show a lot of fun. #teamgreg. If they get a third season, come back.
FINE I'll re-watch all of crazy xgirlfriend AGAIIN hahahaha