SO many people dont go to the doc or ER for an animal bite specifically bc they're afraid of losing their pet over it and end up in much worse shape for letting an infected wound go untreated...
Some Californian in the ER - “Hey I was just playing with my dog and he accidentally bit my hand I think it’s infected” The state of California - “Yeah I’m going to need your dogs name, date of birth, and social security number. We’re going to have to call this in.”
He made a pun... "I know its been a ROUGH year for you" Edit: some of you guys are being really rude. Let me make this clear. IF YOU GOT THE JOKE THEN DONT TAKE THE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO COMMENT AND BE RUDE. if you under stood the joke this comment wasnt for you-
My friend, 10 at the time got bitten by a dog and it went through her hand I watched it happen with her. I screamed with her. And I vomited with her “Oh the great memories we have”
A note about antibiotics: when you're prescribed antibiotics, take them until they're GONE. Unless your doctor has said otherwise, you shouldn't have anything left, even if you feel better before that point. Not finishing them helps make strains that are resistant to antibiotics that could seriously hurt people 😷
Exactly. So many times people will say, "hey I'm feeling better (on day three). I'm just going to save the rest of these antibiotics for someday when I might need them." WRONG!!! You're risking not killing all the bacteria or creating "super bugs" in your body that will not respond to the antibiotics in the future. Be smart. Finish it all.
@@nexpid probiotics and antibiotics are two different things... one promotes the colonies of commensal bacteria, one fights colonies of harmful bacteria. Hence the pro and anti
One time when I was maybe 8 or 9 I went to my friends house who lived across the street. I’m a big dog lover and my friend happened to have a sweet American bulldog named hemi. One time I was in the living room by myself with hemi so I was just petting him. I got close to his face and he kinda licked me. For some reason I have a feeling to touch where we licked me and sure enough I was bleeding. I calmly walked to the kitchen to grab a paper towel and that’s when my friends mom saw me bleeding and I told her what happened. Nothing ever hurt and I had to go to the ER. I remember my friends mom crying asking us not to report her dog and put him down but my family was never going to do that and we just said it was a stray dog. They were going to give me stitches, but bc of all the bacteria they couldn’t. I still have a small scar today that’s close to the corner of my mouth. But that whole experience never shook my love for dogs. Even now I was an American bulldog that looks exactly like hemi! Anyways that my story lol
You keep me laughing my husband was an ER Trauma Nurse and we have so much fun watching your videos love the potty mouth and it's so funny cuz usually he's already told me all these little things you do your videos on and always right on the money a honest very truthful and to-the-point and again love the potty mouth
@@meg_music_edits5622 yeah but a pretty shitty joke. I’m allergic to penicillin, and have had strep throat several times in my life. If antibiotic allergies meant no antibiotics, I’d be fucking dead!
@@lordfelidae4505 bro just take a joke. When I took a type of antibiotics, I got terrible red spots and was really sick. I’m sorry if this offended you, but it’s just a joke.
I wonder why look at your profile picture and your name I wouldn’t pay attention to you if you where my kid either when your name is trying to say boob milk you got mommy issues go to a therapist
just remember that the hospital and court don't care about your animal all they care about is money. I had a cousin who had to put his dog down because it got his hand while they were playing tug of war. (completely unintentionally) so when he went to the hospital to get it cleaned up they reported it and made him put it down. they then billed him out the ass.
@@erikzorger3311, Umm yeah I know that. Luckily my dog is nicest dog I have ever met. She doesn’t have a mean bone in her body and she is getting old so she doesn’t play a lot. I love tho so ❤️
I used to go in morning runs on my street. My neighbors had a german shepherd that was always loose because they thought it wouldn't "hurt" anyone. We knew that the dog barked at us but never actually bit us any time. One day however I was coming back from my run and the dig started chasing me and barking. I was tired and so scared since the dog was so big. I continued jogging at my pace since that I'd what I usually do and he usually goes away. But for some reason he didnt go away and bit me in the glutes and it hurt. When I entered my house my mom didnt believe I got bit even tho I was crying and screaming until i showed her that I was bleeding from my glutes lmao. The scariest part is that i started screaming when it bit me and for some reason my family who was inside our house like right next to where the dog bit me couldn't hear me scream or might have not even cared tbh.
My sister got attacked by a dog like 5 years ago on her leg and face and now she can’t roller skate or swim right. I am very careful around other people‘s dogs now.
its sad that you have to take these precautions because owners can't be responsible with their dogs a golden retriever once bit the chihuahua of a family that lived down the street from me the chihuahua was very well trained, so it was allowed to wander around the house and yard without extensive supervision a family was walking by with their retriever when it decided to attack sadly, the chihuahua didn't make it :(( i've been wary of the "perfect family dog" since you just can't trust humans sometimes
You don’t have to be so cautious around dogs, at the bare minimum I recommend you go and learn how to read a dogs body language so you’ll be able to predict whether something is about to go down or not.
My precious doggo nipped my neck to be fair he was accidentally hit by the recliner and hugged him I guess he was still mad. I didn't go to the er I just washed it and put ointment on it. It did hurt a lit but I understand. 3 day I told him that wasn't okay when he tried to apologize. But we were okay after that. He sadly died in January on the 6th
I broke up a dog fight with my family's dogs. Saw blood all over the floor and started looking at the dogs only to find out it was my fingers. A bite punctured my vein and blood was squirting out at the rhythm of my heartbeat. I freaking PANICKED. Turns out with some cold water and pressure you can stop it... Mostly. Still went to the ER tho.
@@danielmurray3871 I disagree a bit with your statement. If you can read a dog's body language and are not completely disrespectful to it, you are likely to not get bitten at all, even if it is an aggressive stray. However you can still get bitten by accident when you are playing with a dog, although dogs realise quite quickly they shouldn't bite so hard to not hurt you so it's mostly just scratches that can be treated easily.
Finally a video that doesn't tell you you're dog licking you will heal the wound, the amount of times I've heard someone say this and seen people letting their dog lick over their injuries is absurd
@@annmcneal7804 my childhood dogs ate from the litter box so much that my mom asked the vet about it and they told us that cats are really bad at absorbing nutrients from their food, so their poop is actually really nutrient rich and thats why dogs are attracted to it 🤣🤢
Ikr is so dumb how people believe that. I got bit by a dog and it was really bad. I had to get surgery and then after I had to take antibiotic so I didn’t die from an infection. If you let a dog lick your would it will make it a lot worse
I was never bit by a dog tho I got close to it when two big dogs of my dad and grandpa's started to fight- But I did get bit by a hamster- I saw a lot of blood and thought I saw my bone.
I got attacked by two great Dan's once when I was going to school, I didnt end up going to the hospital until later In the afternoon, all I got was saline, and some medicine, later I learned that the two dogs were euthanized because it was their third time biting someone, and the owner of the dogs had paid over 2k in fines because of them
A month ago I was at my neighbor’s house. They have an extremely hyper dog who is still pretty young. We were sitting on the roof of their shed with our feet dangling off. All of a sudden, we heard the dog growl. Not playfully, he MEANT IT. We yelled at him to go away ( we thought he just wanted our snacks ) then he lunged at my legs and jumped up and pulled me off the roof. He was biting at me and bit my hand really bad. They ended up having to give him away because apparently the same thing happened to their younger cousin.
Well then it was the owners fault. I hope the dog didn't get put down because of your neighbours lack of being able to raise a dog correctly. I'm sorry to hear that you got injuries tho (:
@@slowpokezz4059 he didn’t get put down luckily, they gave him back to the original owners who don’t have kids. We figured out he’s always been weird around kids and I was with my neighbor’s younger sister but I think everything has been sorted out.
@@lulu.marie._ there are some dogs who do not mix well with kids or like kids and if the owners chose to get a specific dog like that then it is 100% their fault they do not want to accept it.
I once lied for my dog lol i said i was bitten by a stray dog and i cant find him or her?anymore, but the truth is my doggo accidentally bit me when i was feeding him with my hands i got a thin skin so even a little force would hurt me
@@nutellaaa6 umm not that big , you do know 28inc is over 2ft so that means , when you're not so big dog jumps up on someone I mean you , he would be well at or above someone's waist , So yeah If it were not your self your dog bit he'd be a goner ...
@@dd-em7hh like i said " he accidentally bit me, when i was feeding him in my hands" my dog is well trained, so dont worry. He never bit anyone and has a tons of cat friends Edit: btw he doesn't jump in our legs, he used to do it, but he stopped after he saw us getting hurt. He likes licking though
One time when I was like seven I was walking with my grandma and a dog that was tied to a post lunged at both of us but couldn’t reach us. A week later my dad was out and the same dog tried to get him, only this time it was off the lead. His leg was all purple and yellow.
@@FromtherivertotheC Well that's weird,because I'm married,have 3 lovely children. I'm a critical care nurse. Have a great relationship with my colleagues. Patients always send me thank you cards. I've had friends since nursery school. And my family love me dearly. So guess you're wrong 😂 Imagine having the nerve to assume things about someone you never met! 😂🖕
I work with animals a lot and I can't tell you how many times I've been bit by dogs. I've never been bit on the face or the neck though. This is because I don't hug dogs I don't know or at all in general, which honestly a lot of people do. Hugs are uncomfortable for dogs, especially if they don't know you and you're literally offering two of your most vulnerable spots to the dog's most deadly weapon when you hug them.
LITERALLY. I always tell my family or friends not to hug my dog because I learned that dogs don't like it. I always notice she looks uncomfortable whenever someone hugs her. They still do it anyway but I try to tell them off whenever they do.
Yeahhhhh my 4 year old sister got bit so hard she got stitches and my aunt was more worried that her dog would have to be put down,(or so least taken away). He's fine and is actually a little less aggressive
I have gotten bit by a dog. It was a pitbull and i didnt even know it😭. It was my first time metting it and it bit me on my right thigh. Had to get stitches and walked with a limp for a couple of months. This happened 4 years ago
I completely understand if you do but I really hope you don’t have anything against pitbull’s, they are very sweet dogs they’re just miss branded if that makes sense by the way I’m sorry you got bitten
Must have been quite a bite wound considering ER generally do not stitch dog bites due to, as mentioned, the doggie bacteria in the wound that saline can't flush out. Ik this from my own experience.
Reasons I handle dog bites at home: I don’t want to see a dog put down. My dog accidentally but me when we went for the same ball. It was more my fault than hers.
Yeah my dog is a pit bull and I went to grab the ball at the same time she did and she got my hand pretty good. I washed it out and prayed it didn’t get infected cause I’m not getting my dog in trouble for something that was my fault
Dang, when i went in with a dog bite from a strey dog they said "you'll be fine" as the area is big and puffy, flesh is coming out of my arm, and it went completely numb. Sat there for a couple hours and then they come back stick it together with these sticker things and told me to leave. Like wtf. Now I have a hudge scar on my arm that didnt heal right. Btw, I live in Tennessee. They all f*cked up here.
I’m lucky when my dog bit me I didn’t have to go to the emergency room even though it was bad. My mom is a nurse and knew how to clean it out and take care out it. Even though I did have to go to urgent care the next day because of the swelling I didn’t die 👍🏻
Drunkenness was the reason why my uncle got bitten by my high anxiety dog in the face. Probably the quickest lesson that man has ever learned when it comes to dogs 😂
High anxiety? Drunk or just standing there- no one needs to be bit. That’s your grandfather - if he said the same to you - about his dog biting you - and just didn’t care much about you--
@@annmcneal7804 Lmao a dog never bites unprovoked My dad is a drunk and he would hit my puppy for no reason other than to hurt him. When my pup grew older, he started getting agitated at the smell of alcohol and if my dad started being rough with him or raised his voice, my dog would bite the fuck out of him. And it was well deserved every single time. My dog has NEVER so much as growled at any other human or dog. I'm so glad I'm don't live in the states where y'all kill dogs but can't kill rapists and pedos
My dad was attacked by a dog and he had to get stitches and almost passed out from all the blood. But to be fair my dad also found a way to hurt himself in almost every way possible.
My dog bit my arm so hard that I still have scars from it. She still bites me a lot (so much that my arms are COVERED in bruises), but it’s not breaking the skin so my parent’s don’t care. They blamed me for getting bitten the time it did break skin. It still hurts to touch the area, even though it was over half a year ago. It did not get infected, but I was definitely not allowed to go to the doctor because my little sister loves the dog and she’s 100% going to be reported again sometime by someone else.
@@dgafbrapman688 that would make the dog bite more. Dogs either bite because they are scared, protecting something, or it’s a learned behavior. Hitting the dog will make it think it needs to protect itself
@@kurasakage7736 thats incorrect. Dogs learn from pavlovian conditioning, its the base technique used to train them. U have to make it so the dog associates aggression with getting a whoopin. It may take 2 or 3 times but it works, it always has worked. Ive had nothing but what people conaider the "scary" dogs, pit bulls, rotweilers etc. One or two good smacks and they were never aggressive. I could even play very rough with them and other than play bites or accidental bites i never had to worry about the dog turning. U show them ur the boss, and they respect it. The only exception to this would be chows, theyre just assholes.
We once got a dog, it was a 3 year old husky that was mistreated but we tried to give him a good home. One day I want to move his rope toy and without warning he bit my chin and neck. It was actually less then an inch from the major blood vein. We got rid of the dog. It took 16 stitches to fix it n it's not as visible as I thought it would be
In the earlier time when we got my dog he nipped me my mom freaked out even though she knew hes been adbused, while I the one who was nipped at was fine. I love the dog and hes a lot better than he was in terms of mental and physical health, he used to be skin and bones and terrified to let his guard down, now he's healthy and happy.
@@wesleyna8686 parents fault for 1. letting a toddler near a dog who has most likely never been trained or properly loved and 2. for mistreating the dog in the first place. no dog will bite if it's been treated the correct way.
@@rvrcn, incorrect. Like humans,, animals are unpredictable. Regardless of the love provided, any dog can become vicious for innumerable reasons, including: sudden fright, abcessed tooth, embedded thorn, hidden sickness or wound, brain tumor, sexual heat, fever, brain infection, rabies, hunger, envy, bad mood,... etc.
I’ve actually gotten my face bitten by a gigantic dog, I had to get my mark healed by that saline and I almost needed stitches, luckily I wasn’t infected by the dog, my family actually didn’t report the dog.
Imagine your cellmate in jail is literally a dog that bit someone too many times lol
And it’s a puppy
Lol
U stupid af! But stupid in a funny way!😂
he would make a good friend with the big strong one who's soft on the inside
Lol
I never saw myself binge watching educational things for the ER, but here we are.
Lol ur not the only one XD
It’s cause how he explains it is so entertaining- I never thought I would enjoy learning-
Same
Sameee
Ikr
i love how he casually roasts anyone and everyone and still manages to keep a straight face
SO many people dont go to the doc or ER for an animal bite specifically bc they're afraid of losing their pet over it and end up in much worse shape for letting an infected wound go untreated...
Its worth it you fucking dumbass, would you loose your dog just bc of a bite??
True
@@mr.willow3276 you may love your dog more than arm or leg - your choice
Some Californian in the ER - “Hey I was just playing with my dog and he accidentally bit my hand I think it’s infected”
The state of California - “Yeah I’m going to need your dogs name, date of birth, and social security number. We’re going to have to call this in.”
The dog will have a quite considerable lack of being alive
I was bit by my dog when we were playing but they didn’t do anything to my dog even though I live in Cali
California is a joke. Can you guys break off and become an island already
@@clutchbleach2057 sure, if the rest of you want to lose the majority of our entire county's GDP. 🙃💁♀️
This guy is the best lol
He made a pun... "I know its been a ROUGH year for you"
Edit: some of you guys are being really rude. Let me make this clear. IF YOU GOT THE JOKE THEN DONT TAKE THE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO COMMENT AND BE RUDE. if you under stood the joke this comment wasnt for you-
We got the joke, bud.
Yea
Yea no duh sherlock
And "We'll just have to turn that b!tch in"
Y’all stop hating on her and calm down she’s pointing out a joke that maybe some people missed.
My friend, 10 at the time got bitten by a dog and it went through her hand
I watched it happen with her. I screamed with her. And I vomited with her
“Oh the great memories we have”
🤢😵😱
me moving to california, purposely breaking an arm, tracking down his hospital, and then going to the ER to meet him
"just kidding, we wouldn't hurt them."
" *They will.* "
Heh yeah, they'll cut its head off
@@dicksenormuss6211 The first part of that sentence does not belong with the second part of that sentence.💀
Heh they come anywhere neer my dog get ready for a 1 on 1 fist fight
"You thought getting a dog was gonna solve all your lonely problems" *and i took that personally*
Still weird to me that a possibly innocuous bite can result in a dog being killed.
🤣🤣🤣
Sadly, very accurate
Ya know, right! I feel attacked lol
@@sebastianstubenreuther4373 eh it’s okay
Same
“Turn that b*tch in” I love this guy.
He's nice and angry at the same time 💀
A note about antibiotics: when you're prescribed antibiotics, take them until they're GONE. Unless your doctor has said otherwise, you shouldn't have anything left, even if you feel better before that point.
Not finishing them helps make strains that are resistant to antibiotics that could seriously hurt people 😷
Jup
I take probiotics every morning (I sometimes forget, though) for almost a year now
Exactly. So many times people will say, "hey I'm feeling better (on day three). I'm just going to save the rest of these antibiotics for someday when I might need them." WRONG!!! You're risking not killing all the bacteria or creating "super bugs" in your body that will not respond to the antibiotics in the future. Be smart. Finish it all.
@@nexpid probiotics and antibiotics are two different things... one promotes the colonies of commensal bacteria, one fights colonies of harmful bacteria. Hence the pro and anti
Wish I’d read this a few months ago😅
I love this guy because he's a doctor who just constantly calls people mfs
Lol
He's literally just saying aloud what all doctors are thinking
He's not actually a Dr. But still funny as mf!
@@krista6632 he was or is an Er technician
Hes does not have his M.D.
He's so aggressive while smiling it's amazing 😭
I would rather this guy be my doctor more than anyone else, he’s funny and knows a lot about how to treat wounds
He's a nurse. that's why.
“bod-aY!” i need more of this content 💀
Me to girl me to
Same
Indeed
One time when I was maybe 8 or 9 I went to my friends house who lived across the street. I’m a big dog lover and my friend happened to have a sweet American bulldog named hemi. One time I was in the living room by myself with hemi so I was just petting him. I got close to his face and he kinda licked me. For some reason I have a feeling to touch where we licked me and sure enough I was bleeding. I calmly walked to the kitchen to grab a paper towel and that’s when my friends mom saw me bleeding and I told her what happened. Nothing ever hurt and I had to go to the ER. I remember my friends mom crying asking us not to report her dog and put him down but my family was never going to do that and we just said it was a stray dog. They were going to give me stitches, but bc of all the bacteria they couldn’t. I still have a small scar today that’s close to the corner of my mouth. But that whole experience never shook my love for dogs. Even now I was an American bulldog that looks exactly like hemi! Anyways that my story lol
Yeah, it's pretty sad that dogs get put down in general tbh
His way of talking is real satisfying lmao
You keep me laughing my husband was an ER Trauma Nurse and we have so much fun watching your videos love the potty mouth and it's so funny cuz usually he's already told me all these little things you do your videos on and always right on the money a honest very truthful and to-the-point and again love the potty mouth
This man's eyebrows have their own personality, I love it.
Hahahaha.... Saw that, it’s like the Eye Brows Know Another Language
I had to go watch again to see his brows.🤣🤣😊😊
God please just make sure this guy doesn't lose his job over some tiktok which got Karen offended, we need people like him
Why would he be fired?
@@d0gtree14 because he speaks the truth, therefore he's in danger
I will scratch them
Why even bring something like that up?
@@tmlconfirmed5784 why not?
Don't ever stop posting this shit...it's epic
“Go to the ER and get some antibiotics”
Me who got bit by a dog, but is allergic to antibiotics: Guess I’ll die then
There are many different types of antibiotics so maybe they will try with some that you are not allergic to
@@azulyraazul9287 bruv it’s a joke
@@meg_music_edits5622 yeah but a pretty shitty joke. I’m allergic to penicillin, and have had strep throat several times in my life. If antibiotic allergies meant no antibiotics, I’d be fucking dead!
@@lordfelidae4505 bro just take a joke.
When I took a type of antibiotics, I got terrible red spots and was really sick. I’m sorry if this offended you, but it’s just a joke.
You're not allergic to all antibiotics. There are others..
this guy’s eyebrows show more emotion than my mom has ever shown to my existence
Lol for real thoooo
Can relate
Haa! I just noticed =p
I wonder why look at your profile picture and your name I wouldn’t pay attention to you if you where my kid either when your name is trying to say boob milk you got mommy issues go to a therapist
@@treyjordan367 Wth no. Boba is a drink. Have u never heard of it? or...
Me being happy that my dog loves me and is too lazy to even seem scary 😂
just remember that the hospital and court don't care about your animal all they care about is money. I had a cousin who had to put his dog down because it got his hand while they were playing tug of war. (completely unintentionally) so when he went to the hospital to get it cleaned up they reported it and made him put it down. they then billed him out the ass.
@@erikzorger3311, Umm yeah I know that. Luckily my dog is nicest dog I have ever met. She doesn’t have a mean bone in her body and she is getting old so she doesn’t play a lot. I love tho so ❤️
@@erikzorger3311 really? Where i am the dog has to have an incident with biting at least twice before they do anything and it has to be intentional.
“Its been a ruff year”
Ill go home now 🚶♂️
I used to go in morning runs on my street. My neighbors had a german shepherd that was always loose because they thought it wouldn't "hurt" anyone. We knew that the dog barked at us but never actually bit us any time. One day however I was coming back from my run and the dig started chasing me and barking. I was tired and so scared since the dog was so big. I continued jogging at my pace since that I'd what I usually do and he usually goes away. But for some reason he didnt go away and bit me in the glutes and it hurt. When I entered my house my mom didnt believe I got bit even tho I was crying and screaming until i showed her that I was bleeding from my glutes lmao. The scariest part is that i started screaming when it bit me and for some reason my family who was inside our house like right next to where the dog bit me couldn't hear me scream or might have not even cared tbh.
😳😱
THANK YOU! I am sick of idiots making excuses for their "special" dog. Leash it, fence it, keep it the hell away from others.
“So what dog bit you” “I don’t know, it was just a random dog on the street” 😌😬😂
My sister got attacked by a dog like 5 years ago on her leg and face and now she can’t roller skate or swim right. I am very careful around other people‘s dogs now.
There is no bad dogs only bad owners
@@Person12730 I know I’m not says that there are bad dogs
its sad that you have to take these precautions because owners can't be responsible with their dogs
a golden retriever once bit the chihuahua of a family that lived down the street from me
the chihuahua was very well trained, so it was allowed to wander around the house and yard without extensive supervision
a family was walking by with their retriever when it decided to attack
sadly, the chihuahua didn't make it :((
i've been wary of the "perfect family dog" since
you just can't trust humans sometimes
You don’t have to be so cautious around dogs, at the bare minimum I recommend you go and learn how to read a dogs body language so you’ll be able to predict whether something is about to go down or not.
My precious doggo nipped my neck to be fair he was accidentally hit by the recliner and hugged him I guess he was still mad. I didn't go to the er I just washed it and put ointment on it. It did hurt a lit but I understand. 3 day I told him that wasn't okay when he tried to apologize. But we were okay after that. He sadly died in January on the 6th
You are the only person who can help me laugh at the fact that this was the first time that we had a good day
I broke up a dog fight with my family's dogs. Saw blood all over the floor and started looking at the dogs only to find out it was my fingers. A bite punctured my vein and blood was squirting out at the rhythm of my heartbeat. I freaking PANICKED. Turns out with some cold water and pressure you can stop it... Mostly. Still went to the ER tho.
😳😱
If it's squirting, mfkr didn't puncture a vein, he punctured an artery. Veins just pour.
My favorite part was when he said *it's been a ruff year"
Don't forget the part where you charge us literally the other arm that wasn't bitten.
Then get health insurance
@@danielmurray3871 that’s like saying then don’t get bit
@@FrankieTMD No because you can’t control whether or not you get bit. You can control whether or not you have health insurance
@@danielmurray3871 I disagree a bit with your statement. If you can read a dog's body language and are not completely disrespectful to it, you are likely to not get bitten at all, even if it is an aggressive stray. However you can still get bitten by accident when you are playing with a dog, although dogs realise quite quickly they shouldn't bite so hard to not hurt you so it's mostly just scratches that can be treated easily.
@@Bloomscorch Yeah
Omg why am I obsessed with his video's . I watched one video and now I can't stop 🤣
His video's WHAT? You used an apostrophe, indicating ownership.
This is exactly how my hospital trip was when I got bit
Second I love you, you are so funny
Yeah but he tries too hard to be funny.
Finally a video that doesn't tell you you're dog licking you will heal the wound, the amount of times I've heard someone say this and seen people letting their dog lick over their injuries is absurd
I have literally gotten into arguments with people who believe that shit. OMG it so dumb.
That is true. They do lick their buts( a lot of animals do) plus they will eat poo. I even saw a few dogs eat turds 💩 from a cat litter box.
@@annmcneal7804 my childhood dogs ate from the litter box so much that my mom asked the vet about it and they told us that cats are really bad at absorbing nutrients from their food, so their poop is actually really nutrient rich and thats why dogs are attracted to it 🤣🤢
Ikr is so dumb how people believe that. I got bit by a dog and it was really bad. I had to get surgery and then after I had to take antibiotic so I didn’t die from an infection. If you let a dog lick your would it will make it a lot worse
People do what? Eew
I just wanna say thank you for making these videos and keeping us mufkrs laughing.
I was never bit by a dog tho I got close to it when two big dogs of my dad and grandpa's started to fight-
But I did get bit by a hamster- I saw a lot of blood and thought I saw my bone.
You know what...-adds to list-i might need this....😓
I got attacked by two great Dan's once when I was going to school, I didnt end up going to the hospital until later In the afternoon, all I got was saline, and some medicine, later I learned that the two dogs were euthanized because it was their third time biting someone, and the owner of the dogs had paid over 2k in fines because of them
Omg! That's awful
Omg...so wish i had you in the er last time. Pure candor dude...so rare! You crack me up!!!!
“You’ve been sad and alone”
My immediate reaction? “Well fleef you too” didn’t even have a chance to not say it😂😂😂😂😂😂I’m sorry
A month ago I was at my neighbor’s house. They have an extremely hyper dog who is still pretty young. We were sitting on the roof of their shed with our feet dangling off. All of a sudden, we heard the dog growl. Not playfully, he MEANT IT. We yelled at him to go away ( we thought he just wanted our snacks ) then he lunged at my legs and jumped up and pulled me off the roof. He was biting at me and bit my hand really bad. They ended up having to give him away because apparently the same thing happened to their younger cousin.
Well then it was the owners fault. I hope the dog didn't get put down because of your neighbours lack of being able to raise a dog correctly. I'm sorry to hear that you got injuries tho (:
@@slowpokezz4059 he didn’t get put down luckily, they gave him back to the original owners who don’t have kids. We figured out he’s always been weird around kids and I was with my neighbor’s younger sister but I think everything has been sorted out.
@@lulu.marie._ there are some dogs who do not mix well with kids or like kids and if the owners chose to get a specific dog like that then it is 100% their fault they do not want to accept it.
I'm learning more about medical conditions than I thought I ever would have
I once lied for my dog lol i said i was bitten by a stray dog and i cant find him or her?anymore, but the truth is my doggo accidentally bit me when i was feeding him with my hands i got a thin skin so even a little force would hurt me
That’s my idea too
I don’t have a dog but if I ever get one hell no im not telling them shit
damn how big is your dog
@@rvrcn he's not that big probably 28 inches (tail not included)
@@nutellaaa6 umm not that big , you do know 28inc is over 2ft so that means , when you're not so big dog jumps up on someone I mean you , he would be well at or above someone's waist , So yeah If it were not your self your dog bit he'd be a goner ...
@@dd-em7hh like i said " he accidentally bit me, when i was feeding him in my hands" my dog is well trained, so dont worry. He never bit anyone and has a tons of cat friends
Edit: btw he doesn't jump in our legs, he used to do it, but he stopped after he saw us getting hurt. He likes licking though
Bro fr Barked at the end😂😂
One time when I was like seven I was walking with my grandma and a dog that was tied to a post lunged at both of us but couldn’t reach us. A week later my dad was out and the same dog tried to get him, only this time it was off the lead. His leg was all purple and yellow.
They stay sore for along time i been bit 3x
This is why I hate dogs
@@kanyebreast6072
Literally Everyone hates your ass anyway
@@FromtherivertotheC Well that's weird,because I'm married,have 3 lovely children. I'm a critical care nurse. Have a great relationship with my colleagues. Patients always send me thank you cards. I've had friends since nursery school. And my family love me dearly. So guess you're wrong 😂 Imagine having the nerve to assume things about someone you never met! 😂🖕
@Sprinkles Cake Or? Nothing you can do about it babe,I'm staying 😘😘
I just love how you have such a calm voice and just cuss like it's nothing-
Im glad that the health services are free in finland
"Chumping you so hard" Hilarious 💜❤💙🧡💛💚🤣🤣🤣
“I know it’s been a ruff year for you” almost missed that
I wasn't drunk. I was four years old. But after 19 surgeries I look kind of okay on the left side of my face
Is nobody gonna talk about him doing a dog pun at the end? It was hilarious 🤣
When you get bit by a dog: thats ruff, buddy
I love how positive he is when cursing and describing life threatening situations.
It’s so weird hearing a guy that works in the medical field speak so blunt like this🤣
I must say I am genuinely enjoying these vids. Finally someone makes tik tok vids that don't make me want to hurl.
Man has the cheekiness to RUFF after all that!!
I work with animals a lot and I can't tell you how many times I've been bit by dogs. I've never been bit on the face or the neck though. This is because I don't hug dogs I don't know or at all in general, which honestly a lot of people do. Hugs are uncomfortable for dogs, especially if they don't know you and you're literally offering two of your most vulnerable spots to the dog's most deadly weapon when you hug them.
YES EXACTLY. It makes me so sad that some dogs actually get put down because of the stupidity of humans.
@@slowpokezz4059 Yeah, punish the people not the dog.
LITERALLY. I always tell my family or friends not to hug my dog because I learned that dogs don't like it. I always notice she looks uncomfortable whenever someone hugs her. They still do it anyway but I try to tell them off whenever they do.
Yeahhhhh my 4 year old sister got bit so hard she got stitches and my aunt was more worried that her dog would have to be put down,(or so least taken away). He's fine and is actually a little less aggressive
This dude said wood its would
@@Toblacktoseeme1106 damn sorry that I made a mistake I just didn't read through it🤷♀️
@@Toblacktoseeme1106 where
@@tmcosmetics4861 They edited their comment and fixed it lol.
@@BrookeKatherine. oh
My favourite part other than the solid sassy advice is “your bodayyyy”
"We just gonna turn that bitch in" 🤣🤣🤣I'm rolling LMFAO
Is it just me or am I just slowly liking this guy more because he's so straight forward with it all and I can't get enough.
Potterheads: "I bet u feel the venom coursing through ur veins"
My pandemic puppy is staring at me as I watch this
Haha I Love that "ruff" at the end 🤣🤣
I love how this guys simplifies thing sooo much to my age and makes them really easy to under stand god bless his soul!
I have gotten bit by a dog. It was a pitbull and i didnt even know it😭. It was my first time metting it and it bit me on my right thigh. Had to get stitches and walked with a limp for a couple of months. This happened 4 years ago
I completely understand if you do but I really hope you don’t have anything against pitbull’s, they are very sweet dogs they’re just miss branded if that makes sense by the way I’m sorry you got bitten
@@mountaingirl679 I agree, its not the dogs breed. Its the owners and how the owner brought the dog up
@@wolfstar2903 ❤️❤️❤️🥰 I’m really happy you look at it that way!!!
Must have been quite a bite wound considering ER generally do not stitch dog bites due to, as mentioned, the doggie bacteria in the wound that saline can't flush out. Ik this from my own experience.
this is the first time he hasnt cursed in a video
Thanks for these tips.
Reasons I handle dog bites at home: I don’t want to see a dog put down. My dog accidentally but me when we went for the same ball. It was more my fault than hers.
Yeah my dog is a pit bull and I went to grab the ball at the same time she did and she got my hand pretty good. I washed it out and prayed it didn’t get infected cause I’m not getting my dog in trouble for something that was my fault
@@louisemarnell6298 mine is also a pit bull and I did the same thing.
Not me wanting a pit bull but being deadly afraid of all dog 💀
I would tell it was a racoon or my stupid nieghbour that bit me. Never my dog!💕
Dang, when i went in with a dog bite from a strey dog they said "you'll be fine" as the area is big and puffy, flesh is coming out of my arm, and it went completely numb. Sat there for a couple hours and then they come back stick it together with these sticker things and told me to leave. Like wtf. Now I have a hudge scar on my arm that didnt heal right. Btw, I live in Tennessee. They all f*cked up here.
Eyyy tennesee buddies! Hope you get out of here soon man
That's rough.
I love you and your wisdom! 😘
I’ve had a scar for almost 10 years from a dog bite😂 it’s pretty faded now, but if you look it’s right there on my cheek😂
I’m lucky when my dog bit me I didn’t have to go to the emergency room even though it was bad. My mom is a nurse and knew how to clean it out and take care out it. Even though I did have to go to urgent care the next day because of the swelling I didn’t die 👍🏻
the sad part is that the people do actually have to put the dog down 97% of the time 😐
Yeah my dad had to put down a dog bc it almost killed my friend
@@baguette_628
Omg noooooo
was it ur dog? 💔
They’ll have to go through me first before they put my dog down. Nobody touches my dogs unless they are living in them
@@artsyanimal5141 FACTS
I CANT BARE TO SEE THEIR EYES WHEN THEY ARE ABOUT TO GET PUT DOWN 😭🥺
@@kr7.00 are you gonna ignore the fact ot almost killed his friend
No swear words in this vlog ! My ears thank you !
I love the emojis 😂
Drunkenness was the reason why my uncle got bitten by my high anxiety dog in the face. Probably the quickest lesson that man has ever learned when it comes to dogs 😂
With a lasting Scar in sure 😂
High anxiety? Drunk or just standing there- no one needs to be bit. That’s your grandfather - if he said the same to you - about his dog biting you - and just didn’t care much about you--
@@annmcneal7804 Lmao a dog never bites unprovoked
My dad is a drunk and he would hit my puppy for no reason other than to hurt him. When my pup grew older, he started getting agitated at the smell of alcohol and if my dad started being rough with him or raised his voice, my dog would bite the fuck out of him. And it was well deserved every single time. My dog has NEVER so much as growled at any other human or dog.
I'm so glad I'm don't live in the states where y'all kill dogs but can't kill rapists and pedos
It’s been a “ruff” year. 🥰😂
i fucking love this man
I could Listen to you Night and Day. 👍🏻😂
My dad was attacked by a dog and he had to get stitches and almost passed out from all the blood. But to be fair my dad also found a way to hurt himself in almost every way possible.
He even lost with the high ground?
My dog bit my arm so hard that I still have scars from it. She still bites me a lot (so much that my arms are COVERED in bruises), but it’s not breaking the skin so my parent’s don’t care. They blamed me for getting bitten the time it did break skin. It still hurts to touch the area, even though it was over half a year ago. It did not get infected, but I was definitely not allowed to go to the doctor because my little sister loves the dog and she’s 100% going to be reported again sometime by someone else.
Give that dog a real good whoopin next time and itll never do it again. U gotta show it whos boss, its basic nature
@@dgafbrapman688 that would make the dog bite more. Dogs either bite because they are scared, protecting something, or it’s a learned behavior. Hitting the dog will make it think it needs to protect itself
@@kurasakage7736 thats incorrect. Dogs learn from pavlovian conditioning, its the base technique used to train them. U have to make it so the dog associates aggression with getting a whoopin. It may take 2 or 3 times but it works, it always has worked. Ive had nothing but what people conaider the "scary" dogs, pit bulls, rotweilers etc. One or two good smacks and they were never aggressive. I could even play very rough with them and other than play bites or accidental bites i never had to worry about the dog turning. U show them ur the boss, and they respect it.
The only exception to this would be chows, theyre just assholes.
@@dgafbrapman688 that's animal abuse.
@@isamuwinters506 no its not 🙄
So when the dog bites u is that human abuse?
I usually take care of dog bites by myself, no need for the ER lol
Comedy and knowledge, I love it!!!
We once got a dog, it was a 3 year old husky that was mistreated but we tried to give him a good home. One day I want to move his rope toy and without warning he bit my chin and neck. It was actually less then an inch from the major blood vein. We got rid of the dog. It took 16 stitches to fix it n it's not as visible as I thought it would be
"We got rid of the dog" W h a t
@@slowpokezz4059 sent him back to the shelter
@@bradpawelkiewicz7450 oh jesus christ.
In the earlier time when we got my dog he nipped me my mom freaked out even though she knew hes been adbused, while I the one who was nipped at was fine. I love the dog and hes a lot better than he was in terms of mental and physical health, he used to be skin and bones and terrified to let his guard down, now he's healthy and happy.
They may have been drunk but best decision they ever made 🤣😂
This dude is so funny! Love the one he does about the dislocated jaw!!
I waited 2 to 3 hours to check out a dog bite that needed 17 stitches
Yo, love your profile pic.
Well, if y'all just treat us right. Maybe we won't bite you. 🐕🐕🐕💯💯❤️❤️🐕🐕
Keep your a** shut b****
What did the 18 month old toddler do to the pit-bull that mauled him to death? Reach for his dog food?
@@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow, noone ever thinks a dog can be dangerous,..until it is.
@@wesleyna8686 parents fault for 1. letting a toddler near a dog who has most likely never been trained or properly loved and 2. for mistreating the dog in the first place. no dog will bite if it's been treated the correct way.
@@rvrcn, incorrect. Like humans,, animals are unpredictable. Regardless of the love provided, any dog can become vicious for innumerable reasons, including: sudden fright, abcessed tooth, embedded thorn, hidden sickness or wound, brain tumor, sexual heat, fever, brain infection, rabies, hunger, envy, bad mood,... etc.
I like this guy, he makes shitty situations funny
Once a dog bite me in the face, thank God the scar matches really well with my skin color
😳😱🤢
My pitbull almost bit my whole thumb off so I went to the hospital and had to get stitches 😩💞
😱😳
@@annmcneal7804 YEA LMFAO
I hope you put it down.
I’ve actually gotten my face bitten by a gigantic dog, I had to get my mark healed by that saline and I almost needed stitches, luckily I wasn’t infected by the dog, my family actually didn’t report the dog.
Same! I had mine just underneath my eye, where's yours?
I got bit when I was 13. Still have the scars at 21. Didn’t need to go to the ER thankfully.
that "ruff" at the end lol