Peyton's got jokes at the ESPYS

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @ericalbertson6621
    @ericalbertson6621 7 лет назад +9922

    The kevin durant joke will alwags be legendary

    • @Swoll1231
      @Swoll1231 7 лет назад +322

      Eric Albertson Durant was such a baby the way he handled it haha

    • @rwoosh6609
      @rwoosh6609 7 лет назад +9

      Eric Albertson 666 likes oh

    • @loganjones236
      @loganjones236 6 лет назад +56

      Eric Albertson KD was so salty

    • @Rahnsreality
      @Rahnsreality 6 лет назад +148

      And the look on Durants face and westbrooks reaction added to the spice ...lol

    • @americanpride5637
      @americanpride5637 6 лет назад +26

      Snap C1ty he was in on the joke

  • @derrickhamilton342
    @derrickhamilton342 4 года назад +4410

    Peyton did way better than everyone EVER expected. All jokes were HILARIOUS n da KD joke was legendary

    • @rooscochran1003
      @rooscochran1003 4 года назад +93

      That falcons joke hit hard.

    • @luisenriquez2379
      @luisenriquez2379 4 года назад +13

      Peyton did way better than everyone EVER expected. All jokes were HILARIOUS n da KD joke was legendary

    • @orangefox1231
      @orangefox1231 4 года назад +59

      It's legendary because of Durant's reaction more than anything. If he had laughed it off, it wouldn't be as memorable.

    • @jeriacevedo8819
      @jeriacevedo8819 4 года назад +1

      didn't mention me once!

    • @wallacetrisler8560
      @wallacetrisler8560 4 года назад +18

      5:35 Kevin Durant reaction priceless LOL

  • @paulcaballero5547
    @paulcaballero5547 6 лет назад +2343

    The K.D joke was hilarious even his momma laughed 😂🤣

    • @papahims
      @papahims 5 лет назад +49

      Paul Caballero And Westbrook face also 😂

    • @tonystretch5102
      @tonystretch5102 5 лет назад +35

      @@papahims WESTBROOK face was classic

    • @jazzyfour
      @jazzyfour 5 лет назад +3

      He played himself

    • @abc_u_hater
      @abc_u_hater 5 лет назад +20

      *Kevin Durant has left the chat*

    • @T_M_E_8
      @T_M_E_8 5 лет назад +1

      Paul Caballero yahh, he was in on it though

  • @captainstolsie9170
    @captainstolsie9170 4 года назад +6039

    He shat on Kevin Durant so hard, OBJ got jealous

    • @Mycarisloose
      @Mycarisloose 4 года назад +61

      And it was revealed he prefers his girls eating apple sauce and mashed potatoes before hooking up!!! Messy!!!

    • @danielmizrahi9629
      @danielmizrahi9629 4 года назад +13

      it was planned but still funny

    • @mylesmoore3134
      @mylesmoore3134 4 года назад +7

      bro?

    • @Zalivan564
      @Zalivan564 4 года назад +38

      Holy shit im glad I came back to this video for this comment

    • @yuichinakasone1618
      @yuichinakasone1618 4 года назад +4

      Holy fuck dude 🤣🤣🤣

  • @elevation1985
    @elevation1985 6 лет назад +3009

    Peyton manning looks like the ultimate grill man at a family bbq

    • @jakebailey9884
      @jakebailey9884 6 лет назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelpryor78
      @michaelpryor78 5 лет назад +2

      Doug Pederson would beg to disagree

    • @Asmov
      @Asmov 5 лет назад +4

      I'm still thinking Vince Wilkford(did I type that right?) can top him on that. This guy is the ultimate smooth talker though, such a great example of how you want your kids to be.

    • @tonystretch5102
      @tonystretch5102 5 лет назад +2

      @@Asmov it's tough not to like Peyton manning I tried for so many years

    • @cjtreasure4731
      @cjtreasure4731 5 лет назад

      elevation LMAO literally

  • @ccol009
    @ccol009 4 года назад +3089

    John Cena had me rollin’ when he did the “You can’t see me.”

    • @virajawate670
      @virajawate670 4 года назад +291

      what are you talking about they just zoomed in on an empty chair

    • @thomaspiccoli2931
      @thomaspiccoli2931 4 года назад +2

      ccol009 I want to like it but it’s at 69

    • @nancydelacruz3637
      @nancydelacruz3637 4 года назад +24

      I didint even see him

    • @texatron
      @texatron 4 года назад +19

      he was not there bro what do you mean

    • @Certified-DM-
      @Certified-DM- 4 года назад

      Who?

  • @davecronce3127
    @davecronce3127 2 года назад +286

    Kevin Durant's own mom laughing at him is priceless.

  • @taylorwatson7932
    @taylorwatson7932 5 лет назад +5496

    Russel Westbrook was trying so hard not to laugh...

    • @HotAcidicDiarrhea
      @HotAcidicDiarrhea 4 года назад +60

      @Daniel Cheng En Kee so fucking what

    • @jonathonloredo8026
      @jonathonloredo8026 4 года назад +44

      Oh you could tell he didn’t want to piss off KD by showing his laughter 😂

    • @ennuiii
      @ennuiii 4 года назад +2

      @@HotAcidicDiarrhea I do

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond 4 года назад

      He wasn‘t though

    • @jonquiogue6755
      @jonquiogue6755 4 года назад +18

      I KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣 wtf was KD dressed like a 8 year boy hahahahaha 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @Kayak56
    @Kayak56 5 лет назад +9331

    Peyton roasts KD, KD gives him that look. Then Peyton's like fine I'll just roast you again

  • @johntangel9488
    @johntangel9488 4 года назад +3287

    "how did the duck get a better seat than deandre jordan"
    prolly a free throw contest

    • @StevenEatsAlone
      @StevenEatsAlone 4 года назад +1

      Meh

    • @makskisovec
      @makskisovec 4 года назад +10

      Oh cool you came from 2011 to comment

    • @gimmiedashasha
      @gimmiedashasha 4 года назад +1

      Russell Westbrook?

    • @migellito
      @migellito 4 года назад +2

      Hilariously true

    • @meganmartinez8241
      @meganmartinez8241 4 года назад +8

      "I believe in the falcons... and I know in my heart the falcons will be back"
      Well this didn't age well 😂

  • @jamesperry513
    @jamesperry513 2 года назад +196

    Peyton has crazy good comedic timing. His SNL skits are hilarious. He should get a series.

  • @robertjensen1048
    @robertjensen1048 7 лет назад +7526

    Wow, Peyton is almost a natural at this kind of work. He's a funny guy.

    • @jay1jayf
      @jay1jayf 7 лет назад +136

      Robert Jensen funny how? Does he amuse you? Like a clown?

    • @ieik8065
      @ieik8065 7 лет назад +46

      Ur mom hav a big gay.

    • @christiananguiano1073
      @christiananguiano1073 7 лет назад +31

      All these jokes were written by writers

    • @brickman291
      @brickman291 7 лет назад +249

      +christian anguiano it doesn't matter who wrote them
      If your delivery sucks, and he nailed it.

    • @skelutated3640
      @skelutated3640 6 лет назад +9

      Robert Jensen he is related to cooper manning

  • @soccerselect5873
    @soccerselect5873 6 лет назад +1597

    You know Westbrook is just smiling in the back of his head when he made the KD joke

    • @YungFrenchToasty
      @YungFrenchToasty 6 лет назад +126

      Bro he was doing everything to hold back from laughing lol

    • @micahjaynes7505
      @micahjaynes7505 6 лет назад +1

      ikr

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 лет назад +27

      He’s lucky basketball players got big hands cuz I think he was covering up a smile. Lol

    • @thenotsopro893
      @thenotsopro893 6 лет назад +2

      1 thousandth like

  • @enriquemoranmartinez6706
    @enriquemoranmartinez6706 4 года назад +742

    Peyton is a legend. He has the talent and charm to Cross the line and still keep a straight face. The guy is Made for the Spotlight.

    • @PJErvin
      @PJErvin 4 года назад +2

      Enrique Moran Martinez Not since Norm MacDonald (1998 or 99 I think) have I enjoyed watching athletes get butt hurt so much.

    • @billycrabbe8413
      @billycrabbe8413 4 года назад

      😍😍😍good luck fave a beauryvfc to

    • @nicolettetrupia1125
      @nicolettetrupia1125 4 года назад

      "I want the Falcons to hear that from me now because they'll stop paying attention 3 quarters of the way in."
      OOF

    • @rehanaiden3528
      @rehanaiden3528 4 года назад

      “How did the duck get a better seat than Deandre Jordan”

    • @lennyhardoldson4093
      @lennyhardoldson4093 4 года назад

      Russel Westbrook was trying so hard not to laugh...

  • @OddTimeMan
    @OddTimeMan 2 года назад +316

    Peyton is a natural. He was hilarious on SNL.

    • @nosir1440
      @nosir1440 2 года назад +1

      I’m a niners fan but I always loved his character. Such a humorous guy

    • @kevinwalsh4652
      @kevinwalsh4652 2 года назад +2

      Teaching kids how to steal a car was priceless

    • @paulburns2239
      @paulburns2239 2 года назад +4

      “I throw, you catch. It’s not that difficult. OK?” (Kid nods). “Now get the (bleep) out of here.” Priceless.

    • @traviswilkins1965
      @traviswilkins1965 2 года назад

      Nice captain America logo you got there baby

    • @kevinwalsh4652
      @kevinwalsh4652 2 года назад

      @Frank Lee haha, you have a great memory, SNL sucks now and has for a hot minute, Lorne Michaels is scared to death to roast Democrats, because they are all butthurt triggered pajama wearing snowflakes

  • @rodneywhite7545
    @rodneywhite7545 6 лет назад +537

    That Atlanta Falcons joke was cold. "They'll stop paying attention 3/4 of the way through." That was cold, Peyton.

    • @dudedude7998
      @dudedude7998 6 лет назад +10

      T.O joke was cold that man really broke

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 6 лет назад

      He was inside his head hard.

    • @brandonjoyner9279
      @brandonjoyner9279 6 лет назад +3

      He’s not wrong

    • @pennywisealfie
      @pennywisealfie 6 лет назад

      You're so right. I don't think I've ever called anything or anyone "cold" before, but when Peyton told that joke, I said out loud with nobody around, "damn Peyton, that was cold".

  • @vyx6005
    @vyx6005 6 лет назад +3051

    Wait why is KD dressed like he's going to practice 😂 bold guy

  • @Abdul-nk4dy
    @Abdul-nk4dy 6 лет назад +487

    That KD joke was the fire Westbrook expression was priceless

    • @rexraptor1297
      @rexraptor1297 6 лет назад +19

      Westbrook gave Peyton a look of "don't be dragging me into this."

    • @sami.4777
      @sami.4777 6 лет назад +1

      Rex Raptor I think he was laughing but trying to look serious

    • @tinytim7065
      @tinytim7065 6 лет назад

      He was laughing?
      I missed, I thought he wanted to slaughter him

    • @NukeHead
      @NukeHead 5 лет назад

      @@tinytim7065 If you look through his hand, you can see a large grin

    • @twinesniper8247
      @twinesniper8247 5 лет назад

      @@NukeHead i was thinkin he might be doing that too

  • @RyuujinLetum
    @RyuujinLetum 3 года назад +225

    "These jokes are horrible and disgusting. No one should know about them. But I'm gonna tell you either way." 🤣🤣🤣 this is why he was one of the best hosts of SNL lol

  • @jordanlaird3752
    @jordanlaird3752 4 года назад +416

    The russ and KD bit was elite level awkward humour. Loved it hahahaha

  • @Ken-xv4sb
    @Ken-xv4sb 7 лет назад +1320

    This is just classic Manning. The KD joke was good.. but honestly, I think my favorite was the joke on the Falcons about "not paying attention 3 quarters of the way in".. so brutal. He should have a permanent job for the foreseeable future as the ESPY's host.

    • @michaeloverton2437
      @michaeloverton2437 7 лет назад +12

      Ken M that alone he should host next year

    • @alejandroorozco1373
      @alejandroorozco1373 7 лет назад +2

      Exactly like he said he dosent make the jokes they write them for him but some are from him

    • @thebige3974
      @thebige3974 7 лет назад

      Ken M fsz

    • @MrJking065
      @MrJking065 6 лет назад

      I was sooo offenend by

    • @ashtona3635
      @ashtona3635 6 лет назад

      Ayyyyy I just gave u the 1000th like

  • @namekianpeppersauce9485
    @namekianpeppersauce9485 7 лет назад +2714

    Lol KD looked like they took his toy car away XD

    • @mandmwhitney
      @mandmwhitney 6 лет назад +2

      Haha

    • @whatsup806
      @whatsup806 6 лет назад +34

      Lmao that fucking cupcake was salty

    • @saintchris567
      @saintchris567 6 лет назад +3

      KD is a cupcake.

    • @dennisjr77
      @dennisjr77 6 лет назад +6

      “What’d ya think Russell?” Lmao..... that was pure gold!!!!!

    • @doubleotee7515
      @doubleotee7515 6 лет назад

      they both had the hand in their mouth like shit i wanna laugh but im still salty lol

  • @tuketuke73tf9
    @tuketuke73tf9 4 года назад +933

    "I believe in the falcons... and I know in my heart the falcons will be back"
    Well this didn't age well 😂

    • @JoeLRod91
      @JoeLRod91 3 года назад +35

      That was part of the joke 😂

    • @jacobryans7000
      @jacobryans7000 3 года назад +12

      It aged perfectly because that was the joke u idiot

    • @Soullesshero
      @Soullesshero 3 года назад +2

      @@jacobryans7000 I don't think that was part of the joke at all. How was it a joke, he was clapping afterwards and no one was laughing.

    • @ryanboyle6688
      @ryanboyle6688 3 года назад +20

      @@Soullesshero cause he said they give up after 3 quarters...

    • @yenh1144
      @yenh1144 3 года назад +4

      It went as far as 3 quarter of the way in 😂

  • @reqvire
    @reqvire 6 лет назад +494

    They need to just make Peyton the host every year 😂😂

  • @Jansen33
    @Jansen33 6 лет назад +248

    The KD, Russell Westbrook part actually made me laugh... real hard.

  • @gabriel.hongkong
    @gabriel.hongkong 7 лет назад +806

    That Falcons roast was brutal. Even more savage than the KD one.

  • @Jerry8yomomma
    @Jerry8yomomma 7 лет назад +1358

    Even KD mom laughed at the joke lol

    • @kabinrai3026
      @kabinrai3026 6 лет назад +68

      Jerry8yomomma She knew her son was a snake

    • @Rmon_34
      @Rmon_34 6 лет назад +10

      WhySo Serious lol

    • @kellz1703
      @kellz1703 6 лет назад +12

      WhySo Serious 😂😂😂

    • @dennisjr77
      @dennisjr77 6 лет назад +4

      Lmao, KD looked like a little kid being scolded and about to go to time out!! 🤦‍♂️

    • @T_M_E_8
      @T_M_E_8 5 лет назад +2

      Dennis Leavitt he was in on it

  • @Nbjk01
    @Nbjk01 7 лет назад +2254

    this is classic peyton and we thank him for being him , sorry kd it was funny

    • @wnnr3294
      @wnnr3294 7 лет назад +84

      Nbjk01 even his mom started laughing lmao

    • @melvinsmith8444
      @melvinsmith8444 7 лет назад +74

      Kd took that joke like a complete bitch

    • @Ken-xv4sb
      @Ken-xv4sb 7 лет назад +46

      Honestly, I thought his reaction looked rehearsed (same with Westbrook's).. maybe he was in on the joke. If not, I'd agree he didn't take that joke well.

    • @Murphyj102
      @Murphyj102 7 лет назад +35

      He was in on it, y'all needa chill

    • @mobamba6898
      @mobamba6898 7 лет назад +34

      Are we gonna ignore the joke about the falcons not paying attention 3 quarters in

  • @R.E._Peony
    @R.E._Peony 6 лет назад +322

    Everyone talks about his KD roast, but I think the Falcons roast about 3 quarters is even more savage.

    • @benmontero36
      @benmontero36 6 лет назад +9

      I think they're both on par with each other! I'm a Falcons fan, but that joke was hilarious!

  • @petecartwright5211
    @petecartwright5211 2 года назад +27

    This guy is going right to show biz. I don't know of any former player so adept and talented. His door is wide open. He's done one of the funniest skits ever on SNL. He's one of the best hosts they've ever had on the show.
    The dude is just getting started...

  • @anantdhiman1400
    @anantdhiman1400 6 лет назад +389

    The funny thing is KD’s mom was laughing at the joke

  • @rainman7992
    @rainman7992 7 лет назад +1218

    kevin durant is such a classy guy, he wore a t-shirt to the ESPYS. way to represent.

    • @xg4qx683
      @xg4qx683 7 лет назад +131

      Snakes can wear shirts?

    • @CodeRedWolf
      @CodeRedWolf 7 лет назад +7

      Odell wore supreme Lv

    • @jasonyamaguchi5705
      @jasonyamaguchi5705 7 лет назад +9

      And then he can't take a joke lmao

    • @drewpit7936
      @drewpit7936 7 лет назад +7

      he wore it to soak up the tears.. he knew the bandwagon jokes were on the way

    • @chandlerlewis3309
      @chandlerlewis3309 7 лет назад +1

      Riding Mower who fucking cares it’s a piece of cloth on your body either way

  • @bigbrain889
    @bigbrain889 4 года назад +4761

    I like how everyone’s dressed up so classy and then there’s Kevin Durant who looks like his washing machine broke

    • @deebo2808
      @deebo2808 4 года назад +196

      LMFAO dude you made me wake up my wife from laughing so hard from your comment

    • @vickicombs5133
      @vickicombs5133 4 года назад +84

      Even the duck.

    • @J29-u8u
      @J29-u8u 4 года назад +68

      @@timlukluk Good God, dude, are you always this lighthearted & fun? It was a joke. Nobody claimed it was "serious." But thanks for lumbering in to lecture us anyway.

    • @anthonyherrera8540
      @anthonyherrera8540 4 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @joeylucente8474
      @joeylucente8474 4 года назад +23

      @@timlukluk KD that you?

  • @VolvagiasBlaze
    @VolvagiasBlaze Год назад +16

    im not too shocked by him being this funny after he did so well with SNL, but god this really was a great prelude to his post NFL career. Love Payton, so charismatic

  • @athanagames
    @athanagames 6 лет назад +1975

    "Serena carrying a baby and winning the Australian Open was even more impressive than the 2015 Denver Broncos Defense carrying me to the Super Bowl." Peyton knows what's up.

    • @velmawilliams589
      @velmawilliams589 5 лет назад

      Gau

    • @johnp.6568
      @johnp.6568 5 лет назад +78

      @@joeyparm9887 Yeah but he still won. Win by a mile, win by an inch, a win is a win.

    • @medhatalberta
      @medhatalberta 5 лет назад +52

      Joey Parm He won his first super bowl and was the MVP. Overrated because he has the most MVP seasons? He has the highest passing yards for a single season and most touchdowns in a season. Didn’t Drew Brees just pass him for most yards passing (career)? I won’t bother looking it up but he also has the most seasons passing over 4,000 yards.

    • @HomemadeFlick
      @HomemadeFlick 5 лет назад +19

      Joey Parm 5 MVP’s is nothing apparently I guess I forgot.

    • @zeef6946
      @zeef6946 5 лет назад +5

      @@joeyparm9887 lol. Blah, Blah . Dumb ass comment

  • @Sumdumfilipino
    @Sumdumfilipino 7 лет назад +1889

    Russell trying so hard to not laugh

    • @jamescompas2329
      @jamescompas2329 6 лет назад +3

      Captain Dingleberry Wilson or Westbrook ? Lol

    • @joshloach9016
      @joshloach9016 6 лет назад +9

      Captain Dingleberry if I were him I would be laughing too hard

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 лет назад

      Seriously... Fuckers gonna die and never get that tryhard expression off his face. As if he’s got it so hard.

    • @TheRafaelBond
      @TheRafaelBond 4 года назад

      Not really though

  • @thebenster4202
    @thebenster4202 6 лет назад +845

    Wow seems like the duck was more dressed up than kd.

    • @justincarlos5704
      @justincarlos5704 6 лет назад

      Thebenster 😂😂😂😂😂true

    • @blaisea.3820
      @blaisea.3820 6 лет назад +8

      Thebenster
      Peyton should've said that too. lol

    • @panman3526
      @panman3526 6 лет назад +2

      He could've dress a little better with all that money he makes!! Lol...

    • @GermanCruzTorres
      @GermanCruzTorres 6 лет назад

      Yo , relax you're not starting in that team 😂

  • @mr.classic3360
    @mr.classic3360 6 месяцев назад +4

    Idk why, but this is definitely top 10 most wholesome original funny video I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching
    Shout out Peyton Manning 💯👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @Michael-pu2mv
    @Michael-pu2mv 7 лет назад +172

    The kd and Westbrook part was fuckin wild

  • @ruowangjian8718
    @ruowangjian8718 7 лет назад +510

    The one on KD was savage

    • @DansbyPugh
      @DansbyPugh 7 лет назад +2

      Way too serious kd

    • @bigpapiz1754
      @bigpapiz1754 6 лет назад

      Y'all see how trash kd dressed to the espys a tshirt really

  • @GeorgeVreelandHill
    @GeorgeVreelandHill 6 лет назад +325

    Peyton is a natural talent in everything. The guy is brilliant.

    • @macey7600
      @macey7600 5 лет назад +6

      Obsession > talent
      And he has both.

    • @msanne23
      @msanne23 5 лет назад +4

      Watched him breakdown game film. He was awesome

  • @DaddyTre65
    @DaddyTre65 4 года назад +72

    "Gatorade Fierce: It's the Papa John's of sport drinks!" Way to land a funny double product placement, Peyton Manning!

  • @nishtrel3706
    @nishtrel3706 7 лет назад +395

    Peyton Should host....EVERYTHING.

    • @waqqodonkey
      @waqqodonkey 7 лет назад +6

      and become president

    • @charliefrens3744
      @charliefrens3744 6 лет назад +2

      waqqodonkey i would kill to see those campaign speeches.

  • @coreywatkins5202
    @coreywatkins5202 6 лет назад +145

    gotta give credit to whoever wrote these jokes for Peyton and credit to peyton his delivery is on point

  • @RUGGEDBREED
    @RUGGEDBREED 7 лет назад +752

    Peyton is a great comedian, the guy can crack funny jokes

    • @rickeyryan303
      @rickeyryan303 7 лет назад +13

      Writers write the jokes..

    • @josephcoleman57
      @josephcoleman57 6 лет назад +7

      Have to give credit where it's due. l'm a TB12 Guy but Payton kills it in comedy

    • @andohish27
      @andohish27 6 лет назад +12

      Rickey Ryan but they don't write his delivery

    • @marcusmauldin2766
      @marcusmauldin2766 6 лет назад

      Tr32rf Zaza frxusawe

    • @SefniAsheforr
      @SefniAsheforr 6 лет назад +3

      Rickey Ryan True for sure, but Peyton definitely has a natural comedic beat and cadence that many others don't, even when delivering good jokes written by other people.

  • @robobbyfraire
    @robobbyfraire 6 лет назад +838

    KD and the Duck has the same reaction.

    • @predat0r178
      @predat0r178 6 лет назад +53

      Bobby Fraire nah the duck handled it better

    • @lordsozehcp5362
      @lordsozehcp5362 5 лет назад +2

      Best comment lmao

    • @leolundbruning6994
      @leolundbruning6994 5 лет назад +1

      I thought you meant Westbrook by the duck lmao

    • @lgl8690
      @lgl8690 5 лет назад

      OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arln1966
      @arln1966 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SportsFan88aa2sdf13
    @SportsFan88aa2sdf13 4 года назад +404

    Peyton is a straight leader, can't imagine how happy people were to have him in the locker room

    • @coyoteken1000
      @coyoteken1000 4 года назад +19

      Almost as happy as his opponents were to see him retire. If you cant beat them, outlast them.

    • @DeezNutz-lm2el
      @DeezNutz-lm2el 4 года назад +1

      Hes a field general

    • @CrYpTiK_Kaiser
      @CrYpTiK_Kaiser 4 года назад +2

      Peyton is a leader everywhere he goes, even in a casino. Pat McAfee won a lot of money one night because Peyton told him to bet everything on a certain number, and that number won. Pat goes to tell him the next day, and Peyton just goes "I know."

  • @jasonoh8403
    @jasonoh8403 6 лет назад +3898

    I wonder how much time it took KD to make 446 RUclips accounts

  • @samuelbush8734
    @samuelbush8734 Год назад +8

    Still the best monologue ever. I laugh at this like it's the first time every time.

  • @grownsimba8120
    @grownsimba8120 7 лет назад +169

    KD getting roasted and his mama laughing at his expense 😂😂
    Peyton leaving everyone scathed

    • @brendenstyves842
      @brendenstyves842 6 лет назад +2

      Westbrook when he asked for his opinion 😂😂😂

  • @Petey44
    @Petey44 6 лет назад +388

    I think Russ was trying not to die laughing

  • @manuel2296ableify1
    @manuel2296ableify1 7 лет назад +1620

    Damn This man can easily make a talk show better than falllon some peoples just talented

  • @gerrigatlin7098
    @gerrigatlin7098 3 года назад +27

    Peyton is great and his jokes are hilarious😂

  • @newbowler_7669
    @newbowler_7669 7 лет назад +289

    Peyton's a natural lmao!

  • @vanhaul5351
    @vanhaul5351 4 года назад +549

    "I want the Falcons to hear that from me now because they'll stop paying attention 3 quarters of the way in."
    OOF

    • @kingwiggle
      @kingwiggle 4 года назад +14

      I felt that and I'm not even a falcons fan

    • @met_life0435
      @met_life0435 4 года назад +3

      They blew another one today 😂😂

    • @rjtavares1480
      @rjtavares1480 4 года назад +14

      That joke has aged brilliantly

    • @BeerMe831
      @BeerMe831 4 года назад +2

      Peyton's jokes age surprisingly well.

    • @Keirnoth
      @Keirnoth 4 года назад +2

      @@met_life0435 And another one lmao

  • @TheDarthXeno
    @TheDarthXeno 6 лет назад +7371

    he talks about John Cena yet they zoom in on an empty chair wtf
    Edit: 3 years later and over 7k likes, The fuck yall like about empty chairs?

  • @Aldawg35
    @Aldawg35 2 года назад +3

    The Gatorade Fierce it is the Papa John’s of sports drinks with the Ca-Ching sound was perfect

  • @Izzylearning
    @Izzylearning 6 лет назад +368

    Peyton Lowkey killed that 😂

  • @michaelmargono
    @michaelmargono 7 лет назад +1218

    How tf did westbrook hold in his laughter lol

    • @guyontheinternet9447
      @guyontheinternet9447 7 лет назад +206

      He didn't. The reason he's covering his mouth is because he's cracking up lol.

    • @michaeloverton2437
      @michaeloverton2437 7 лет назад +12

      I agree man I have to rewind it all the time just so funny

    • @Murphyj102
      @Murphyj102 7 лет назад +19

      It was planned

    • @Linconjo
      @Linconjo 7 лет назад +26

      he's mocking Durant. low key dissing him lol

    • @meanstreak110
      @meanstreak110 7 лет назад +3

      Michael Margono
      put a time stamp next time

  • @209brandonb
    @209brandonb 4 года назад +556

    5:40 that Kevin Durant joke will live forever but the two guys behind Kevin busting up laughing makes it the best ever!!!

    • @marwenplukol9235
      @marwenplukol9235 2 года назад +27

      His mom was cracking up, too.

    • @timwormus
      @timwormus 2 года назад +3

      I love that he and Steph recycled it this year.

    • @bigdaddyroy5382
      @bigdaddyroy5382 2 года назад +24

      Is it just me or does the majority of this generation NBA players have no sense of humor and get butt hurt over everything

    • @packers256
      @packers256 Год назад +8

      @@bigdaddyroy5382 You're mistaking KD getting butthurt for A+ acting. His reaction was perfect.

    • @tewaewae
      @tewaewae Год назад +1

      @@bigdaddyroy5382 just you

  • @mikespalaceofdowntime4773
    @mikespalaceofdowntime4773 4 года назад +28

    I miss Peyton being the quarter back to the Indianapolis Colts. So happy I tried to watch every game while growing up

  • @chronicautumn45
    @chronicautumn45 6 лет назад +6153

    Peyton’s done more for football than KD will ever do for the NBA. he needs to lighten up. 😂

    • @jaypatel7426
      @jaypatel7426 6 лет назад +276

      Natron AW i heard it was discussed between the two before hand so kd was just acting

    • @justinspirito4919
      @justinspirito4919 6 лет назад +38

      Peytons career is irrelevant to that, he went rite at KDs neck there.

    • @alexmroz4077
      @alexmroz4077 6 лет назад +7

      Natron AW I totally agree

    • @iancalvert417
      @iancalvert417 6 лет назад +13

      Whooosh

    • @rocknroll7316
      @rocknroll7316 6 лет назад +30

      Justin Spirito that doesn't mean if has to be such a pussy.. Manning insults himself worse than that

  • @TampaTec
    @TampaTec 5 лет назад +2741

    5:35 Kevin Durant reaction priceless LOL

  • @conquistadorito
    @conquistadorito 6 лет назад +444

    3:03 “HOF next year I’m calling it!” He called it!

    • @randyrandalman8234
      @randyrandalman8234 6 лет назад +18

      6:21 his Falcons prediction not so much

    • @tigera6
      @tigera6 6 лет назад +6

      he didnt really mean it about the Falcons. Just kinda rubbing it in on how the lost in the SB

    • @plzfixwolves955
      @plzfixwolves955 6 лет назад +4

      Randy Randalman He said the Falcons will be back, didn’t say when. They made the playoffs last year at least and didn’t fall for the slump.

    • @TheGameThrower
      @TheGameThrower 6 лет назад

      Randy Randalman Yeah, and how about the Rams? 😂

    • @philiptucker6119
      @philiptucker6119 6 лет назад

      Cypriano Way they went back to the super bowl last year. Tickets were on sale so they got em pretty cheap 😂

  • @pts5217
    @pts5217 4 года назад +18

    Peyton is really funny. He was great on SNL. His sketch where he played super aggressive sandlot football against a bunch of disadvantaged kids was hilarious.

  • @danagorham2083
    @danagorham2083 7 лет назад +130

    That falcons roast was savage

  • @Liamflynnphoto
    @Liamflynnphoto 7 лет назад +417

    “Eli can’t be here because... that’s what I told the guys at the door.”

    • @FunnyVideoMaker77
      @FunnyVideoMaker77 7 лет назад +2

      sccrdude22
      I didn’t get that one..can you explain lol

    • @Liamflynnphoto
      @Liamflynnphoto 7 лет назад +10

      NEW YORK SPORTS FAN Eli and Peyton are brothers.

    • @TheGhostofMrArthurs
      @TheGhostofMrArthurs 6 лет назад +5

      and in all of that, thats the funniest fucking thing he said in the whole intro. That shit was hilarious

    • @jasmineramos7618
      @jasmineramos7618 6 лет назад +8

      NEW YORK SPORTS FAN they're brothers and sibling rivals they have been competing their whole lives.. they even compete for super bowl rings🤣🤣

    • @ManiacClear
      @ManiacClear 6 лет назад +7

      @@FunnyVideoMaker77 it means he told security that eli couldn't come in.

  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 6 лет назад +5078

    didn't mention me once!

    • @jaylienparks8909
      @jaylienparks8909 5 лет назад +10

      I know

    • @CardinalFanSince
      @CardinalFanSince 5 лет назад +88

      Nobody gives a shit.

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee 5 лет назад +204

      Winston Zack You gave enough of a shit to comment.

    • @CardinalFanSince
      @CardinalFanSince 5 лет назад +28

      @@Tee-OhBee True. I personally wish religious morons would realize how damn immoral the bible is.

    • @bradenkyzar2459
      @bradenkyzar2459 5 лет назад +5

      🙏 ma brotha

  • @billybongthornton777
    @billybongthornton777 2 года назад +10

    I’m glad to have watched Payton in his prime and his comedy.

  • @timcarroll5644
    @timcarroll5644 7 лет назад +115

    The KD swipe was savagely funny. And the duck having better seats than Jordan was a good one too.

  • @RushFanatic87
    @RushFanatic87 6 лет назад +490

    That joke on KD was nasty! KD was sitting there thinking “This big foreheaded white dude...” 😂😂😂

    • @thehappysmiler6752
      @thehappysmiler6752 6 лет назад +34

      You know you've been flamed really hard when your own Mama dissolves into fits of laughter. Damn!

    • @garrettoaks6509
      @garrettoaks6509 6 лет назад +5

      No KD was thinking 43 to 8 (when Seattle kicked his ass in the super bowl)

    • @sriramrajaram3069
      @sriramrajaram3069 6 лет назад +1

      Garrett Oaks true, but Peyton isn’t a snake like KD

    • @garrettoaks6509
      @garrettoaks6509 6 лет назад

      Sriram Rajaram no doubt KD is a joke

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 лет назад +1

      Garrett Oaks
      Yea but Peyton still won 2 rings.

  • @jamesstafford6920
    @jamesstafford6920 6 лет назад +2063

    People need to learn how to take a damn joke man. Peyton even ragged on himself and Kevin Durant is acting like a baby.

    • @Andrew-hp1yj
      @Andrew-hp1yj 5 лет назад +295

      Kevin Durant was asked to act like that. It was part of the joke.

    • @dimez3702
      @dimez3702 5 лет назад +5

      Andrew source?

    • @dimez3702
      @dimez3702 5 лет назад +2

      Andrew ah

    • @cimanimrolls
      @cimanimrolls 5 лет назад +30

      John Weflen sureeeee

    • @HueyPPLong
      @HueyPPLong 5 лет назад +9

      One person saying "I'm told he was in on it" isn't proof. He looked awkward af to everybody so if it was planned it wasn't good. Also he could've known about the joke before hand and still been mad about it.

  • @stevenhinojosa3189
    @stevenhinojosa3189 2 года назад +29

    An absolutely legendary performance .. imagine the confidence it takes to pull this shit off like he did ..give the man his flowers

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 6 лет назад +316

    Unfortunately my Brother Eli, can't be here tonight....BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM AT THE DOOR

    • @diaboliquedia4300
      @diaboliquedia4300 5 лет назад +23

      @ In case you honestly don't get it... He was saying that he told the guys at the door that he is not coming so they don't let him in if he does come. I.E. sabotaging his brother's invitation. I'm sorry i'm having trouble explaining simple things.

    • @diaboliquedia4300
      @diaboliquedia4300 5 лет назад +12

      @ Sorry buddy if you can't see it yourself there's nothing i can do about. It's a joke... haha.. moving on.

    • @bwhite8187
      @bwhite8187 5 лет назад +21

      @ Peyton and Eli have always had a good sense of competition as brothers growing up and even in the NFL. They like to tease each other and be competitive all the time.
      So this was another time he was teasing his brother by not "letting him in" to an awards show.

    • @phillynation2906
      @phillynation2906 5 лет назад

      cooldaddyslick its a sibling joke, older/younger brother hate love relationship

  • @jacksock5418
    @jacksock5418 5 лет назад +365

    KD joke was the best ever. The Ryan Lochte/John Cena one was hilarious too. The GOAT

    • @nordicblood8470
      @nordicblood8470 4 года назад

      Ah... it was great but did you forget the OJ joke

    • @bigsassyster
      @bigsassyster 3 года назад +4

      What made it even funnier was how hard Phelps was laughing at the joke.

    • @bird_gang_az9598
      @bird_gang_az9598 3 года назад

      When he mentioned Russel Westbrook after that 😬

  • @cranjismcbasketball1638
    @cranjismcbasketball1638 7 лет назад +192

    5:51 Russell is trying so hard to not laugh 😂😂😂

  • @masvindu
    @masvindu 6 лет назад +219

    It doesn't matter who wins or loses.... just like the NBA regular season.....
    LMFAO. This joke only got better in the future.

  • @hi00118
    @hi00118 6 лет назад +63

    John Cena’s super embarrassed “you can’t see me” was so perfect

  • @richardmourdock2719
    @richardmourdock2719 6 лет назад +863

    This is why the NFL viewership is dropping like a stone. Missing guys like Peyton who people naturally want to support.

    • @codkue5142
      @codkue5142 6 лет назад +20

      Richard Mourdock or people are more open minded and want to explore different things/sports. And illegally streaming lol

    • @VMohdude-
      @VMohdude- 6 лет назад +4

      Cod Kue yeah and the nfl channel here on RUclips constantly has games on the Trending list every week

    • @jswish8786
      @jswish8786 6 лет назад

      that or people are tired of watching guys get paid millions of dollars for playing a game that hasnt changed in decades

    • @TheMjmcdaniel
      @TheMjmcdaniel 6 лет назад +1

      @@jswish8786 and other sports do?

    • @jswish8786
      @jswish8786 6 лет назад

      never said they did but since you can't read i can understand why you would ask

  • @pts5217
    @pts5217 4 года назад +16

    5:40 letting that laugh breathe was a very skilled comedy move.

  • @HeartlessTank
    @HeartlessTank 6 лет назад +231

    Kevin Durant stays salty from the jokes lol. Lighten tf up!

  • @DJAndyWhitby
    @DJAndyWhitby 7 лет назад +1731

    How is everyone missing the KD. Too sharp.

    • @Luke-hf1io
      @Luke-hf1io 7 лет назад +100

      ANDY WHITBY that joke literally made me die

    • @ballaspect2514
      @ballaspect2514 6 лет назад +3

      ANDY WHITBY pj

    • @jesusthroughmary
      @jesusthroughmary 6 лет назад +38

      Savage af

    • @scubasterve5999
      @scubasterve5999 6 лет назад +9

      Big Daddy Lois oh it did? You’re literally dead?

    • @davedavidson2904
      @davedavidson2904 6 лет назад +16

      Kameron Baylor Kevin Durant was a former teammate of Russell westbrook and is often called a snake because he left and joined the Warriors after They lost to them in the Playoffs. Classic KD Snake joke

  • @madden18boi86
    @madden18boi86 6 лет назад +226

    Roasted the falcons and KD mans fire

  • @tomsdralis3166
    @tomsdralis3166 4 года назад +14

    “Unfortunately my brother, Eli can’t be here tonight because that’s what I told the folks at the door” had me crying 😂

  • @cainpoe
    @cainpoe 7 лет назад +79

    Payton is just one those people you can't hate.

  • @unleashthebeastbrook2953
    @unleashthebeastbrook2953 6 лет назад +190

    This man is a pro host

  • @Kngdrah
    @Kngdrah 6 лет назад +1454

    I had to come here after watching Danica Patrick's monologue. I feel better now

  • @cpf55
    @cpf55 2 года назад +7

    I can't believe the incredible job he did absolutely amazing he KILLED it🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @ignitebridgeiii5425
    @ignitebridgeiii5425 4 года назад +562

    Cupcake got so offended and Westbrook was trying so hard to cover his laugh

    • @kx4998
      @kx4998 4 года назад +10

      He was told to act like that though.

    • @weneedhim526
      @weneedhim526 4 года назад

      @@kx4998 I mean, to this day he still gets offended kd as not beaten steph in a series in the playoffs yet, crazy

    • @Sayhannn
      @Sayhannn 4 года назад +4

      He was in on the joke

    • @nuftis
      @nuftis 3 года назад

      It was staged. He pulled it off very well. You bought it

    • @xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx
      @xXxALeXFuTexBaLxXx 2 года назад +1

      @@nuftis where did you hear this

  • @TheJFS123
    @TheJFS123 7 лет назад +119

    Best ESPY monologue of all time

  • @briantcruz3120
    @briantcruz3120 7 лет назад +981

    damm 🔥 he is a goat in so many levels 🔥

    • @Dejusticed
      @Dejusticed 7 лет назад +3

      Goat? Hmm, isn't top 5 tbh. He isn't even gonna be the stat king for much longer. Brees is definitely better, brady better, montana better, Marino better, Unitas better. I mean I could go for days. I live in Indiana, saw peyton every week his entire career. Great regular season quarterback. Even great under pressure during the regular season. But, when it came to the playoffs, he sure knew how to throw a dud.

    • @formeraxe117
      @formeraxe117 7 лет назад +17

      If you don't even consider him top 3, then you have no idea what you're talking about. Peyton was one of the greatest QBs to ever live. Only person I put above him is Brady.

    • @Dejusticed
      @Dejusticed 7 лет назад +2

      You say that because you are a peyton homer. He only won 2 titles. Dude if he was a goat status wins 4 with what he had. If you think he is better than montana/brady/brees/marino/unitas, you are a casual fan or nuthugger. If you think he is 3 than you think he is better than brees. That makes you a moron. Brees has better everything stat wise and won a super bowl head to head vs peyton. Brees has never had a pro bowl WR btw.

    • @formeraxe117
      @formeraxe117 7 лет назад +9

      Well, I was hoping for honorable discourse, but I can see that you are already insulting me. You are now not worth my time. Good day.

    • @formeraxe117
      @formeraxe117 7 лет назад +6

      Coming from the guy whose picture is Conor McGregor, along with your name being "King Conor." I could say the same to you.

  • @chamathjayarathne5663
    @chamathjayarathne5663 3 года назад +39

    8:00 this delivery is flawless

  • @daniele7621
    @daniele7621 5 лет назад +200

    The duck's reaction was perfect

  • @aj1359
    @aj1359 6 лет назад +400

    Rodgers looked like he was about to fight somebody if he got roasted lol

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 лет назад +22

      He was afraid Peyton might expose him being gay. Lol

    • @himotheejenkins
      @himotheejenkins 6 лет назад

      But he’s not though

    • @moosedrummer1
      @moosedrummer1 6 лет назад +4

      AJ who? Hell he’d get stomped the fuck out by the Aflac duck.

    • @normanmoser5765
      @normanmoser5765 6 лет назад +1

      more like he'd make the o line fight someone

    • @Jakebreaks95
      @Jakebreaks95 6 лет назад +2

      Y'all think rodgers low key a real nigga?

  • @xmaxfactorx
    @xmaxfactorx 6 лет назад +1316

    Durant dressed like he was at mcdonalds-

    • @sals79
      @sals79 6 лет назад +6

      you're at an award show on tv. hotties are everywhere. you're making around 30 million a year. and THAT is what you wear???????????????
      i don't get it. is he really this stupid?

    • @aricgoss
      @aricgoss 6 лет назад +6

      I got a joke. Durant’s legacy.

    • @Samuelfish2k
      @Samuelfish2k 6 лет назад +3

      Sal S
      Plus he brought his mom with him.

    • @philiptucker6119
      @philiptucker6119 6 лет назад +7

      merio Actually KD had just shed his skin, that's why he looked like that. You know how snakes are 🐍

    • @kaywya96
      @kaywya96 6 лет назад +3

      Lol fr but it's crazy he has stupid millions

  • @mvasqu762
    @mvasqu762 7 лет назад +1687

    KD can't take a joke

    • @Noname-wh6bf
      @Noname-wh6bf 7 лет назад +97

      mvasqu762 he was acting

    • @mvasqu762
      @mvasqu762 7 лет назад +42

      Noname idk, I've seen that look a couple different places, and it never was a joke. Had he started to laugh at anytime of the entire night, I'd say you're right.

    • @Murphyj102
      @Murphyj102 7 лет назад +68

      Peyton said he told him and KD said he knew how to react

    • @brettneaves463
      @brettneaves463 7 лет назад +45

      He was legit in on the joke beforehand dude

    • @xg4qx683
      @xg4qx683 7 лет назад +10

      Snakes have no sense of humor

  • @ofallmyintention9496
    @ofallmyintention9496 7 лет назад +40

    I don't know which was more brutal: the KD and Westbrook joke or the 3/4 Falcons' joke...

  • @aarongothmann7247
    @aarongothmann7247 5 лет назад +595

    "How did the duck get a better seat than Deandre Jordan?"

  • @kerloz2589
    @kerloz2589 4 года назад +1

    Dude is just naturally funny. Doesn't take himself too seriously and it's very refreshing.

  • @TheTracepyott
    @TheTracepyott 4 года назад +301

    Peyton just has that swagger and confidence about him. Back when he was a rookie he seemed like an “aww shucks kinda guy” much like Eli. I think we started seeing his humor when he commented on Vanderjagt and called him a liquored up kicker and said I’m about to throw a td pass to jerry rice while he’s at home. That right there showed that Peyton had comedic talent and could roast people like some of the best comedians. Oh and if you haven’t seen his SNL sketch where he is mentoring young kids; I suggest you quit reading this and watch it. It’s probably my top 3 favorite snl sketches of all time. It’s absolutely hilarious. Check it out.

    • @2ndNatureHairSolutions
      @2ndNatureHairSolutions 2 года назад +2

      Hahahaha thanks for the suggestions. You seem to have been in a good mood when you wrote this. Have a good day!