lemme guess, that moment was them having an educated conversation for 5 hours about the economic crash in Japan during the 1980s? yeah it's mad overlooked
Honestly they post more than most channels that are as entertaining as they are. Fuck them just posting to wear themselves out and turning us all jaded
19:57 - If you ever find yourself in a situation where a card reader is telling you to "use the chip" even though your chip is acting out, then use it three times in a row before giving up. After the last failure, it should tell you to swipe the card and work properly afterwards. Just remember it has to be three *consecutive* attempts. I don't know if anyone else needs that information, but it's helped me in situations similar to what Lyle is describing.
Is this just a bunch of flowers blooming and trees growing greener with bluer skies compilation? Is oney sitting in the background watching Mother Nature process into a beautiful art?
Ermmmm I have you know that man was performing hard manual labour for this man, Chris forced that poor soul to make THREE (?!?) LONG ISLANDS. Honesty the dude deserves hazard pay, as well as a fair tip, for the $20 drinks
Power tripping bartenders are the worst. Expecting tips infuriates me. The ratio of workers who deserve a tip are like 1 out of 8. If you work in that industry you will watch people become affected by the need to earn tips.
Are drinks just more expensive in California? I have never in my life heard of a long island going for 20 bucks a piece. That is highway robbery at that point.
i like how Chris saying shmitmar instead of scimitar has become such a long running funni word :) please, never stop saying shmitmar. its absolutely golden
I still can't get over how obviously that protectah girl obviously spent months rehearsing every little facial movement for this but the guy clearly isnt really that into it
13:42 have none of them seen the South Park ep that’s entirely about getting strange??? Ike uses it every other sentence I’m kind of surprised none of them have seen that episode lol
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What we unironically need is; Best of Rats, Best of Interrupting each other, best of singing/melodies, best of rhyming, best of aliens
Best of Interrupting Each Other will just be a 50 hour comp of Lyle
There is a best of rhyming lol
you know singing and rhyming already exists right
@@lavbublermm, what the spruce? OP must not know his OneyPlays
best of chris spilling coke on himself
erm you forgot about that one thing from that one episode that one time, you just lost a loyal viewer!!
Omg hi choopo
More like lost a loyal pooer
Fucking gottem
lemme guess, that moment was them having an educated conversation for 5 hours about the economic crash in Japan during the 1980s? yeah it's mad overlooked
Choopo and oneyplays crossover would go crazy
@@therealchoopo Holy moly, you're a member of the Oney Army?
Perfect I needed something to watch while I slap my belly
always the belly, why not the nipples for once? they get too cold that way, hmph
If by belly, you mean...
… your smelly hoglet?
Nice! Good comment!
can i slap your belly while i watch this?
Watching this at 2x speed so I can get back to wishing OneyPlays would post more frequently as soon as possible.
Honestly they post more than most channels that are as entertaining as they are. Fuck them just posting to wear themselves out and turning us all jaded
Lyle's dad hurling into the fish's mouth is the hardest I've laughed in so long. Like the kind of laughing where you run out of air to wheeze.
19:57 - If you ever find yourself in a situation where a card reader is telling you to "use the chip" even though your chip is acting out, then use it three times in a row before giving up. After the last failure, it should tell you to swipe the card and work properly afterwards. Just remember it has to be three *consecutive* attempts.
I don't know if anyone else needs that information, but it's helped me in situations similar to what Lyle is describing.
I've heard if you try the chip and it fails more than 3 times your bank will lock your card
@@axil_v2153I think using the chip 3 times and failing just defaults it to putting in your pin but failing the pin three times is what locks the card
@@axil_v2153close, they actually send a signal out that causes baldness
@@Subpar1O1 Yeah, there's no consequence for failing the chip reader - at least, as far as I'm aware.
Thank you Grandson
That bartender didn't deserve a tip.
Hell no he didn't.
Tipping can breed a lot of shitty workers, and in many cases it stems from the owners.
36:18 holy shit, this is what that bit from smiling friends episode about Alan was based on lol
ah spring, when we bask in the beauty of nature, as Tomar homunculi spawn begin frolicking among the blossoms...
Ok, this is epic.
Ew
THIS. IS. EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!
Corey rocks my socks off
Hey wormface, what's your pfp? (looks rad)
he sucks my rocks off
@@NOMM4DER Looks like Kelger from FF5
Cory socked the freaking snot out of me at a convention.
@@BrandflakesTM Effing legend, thanks.
Zach’s laugh is so infectious
Is this just a bunch of flowers blooming and trees growing greener with bluer skies compilation? Is oney sitting in the background watching Mother Nature process into a beautiful art?
51:54 the gerbil back and forth is why I watch this channel lol, you'll never know what's coming with these guys.
I saw Joshua Tomar roll a stoplight
I saw Tomar roll a toddler's head across the sidewalk
The bartender anywhere else would have gotten his ass kicked lucky he is in El Gay.
Ermmmm I have you know that man was performing hard manual labour for this man, Chris forced that poor soul to make THREE (?!?) LONG ISLANDS. Honesty the dude deserves hazard pay, as well as a fair tip, for the $20 drinks
@@nahman3836 The way they treated that poor bartender is absolutely appalling. Reddit will surely hear about this.
Power tripping bartenders are the worst.
Expecting tips infuriates me.
The ratio of workers who deserve a tip are like 1 out of 8.
If you work in that industry you will watch people become affected by the need to earn tips.
@@nobodycares6761 now that man deserves a tip
Are drinks just more expensive in California? I have never in my life heard of a long island going for 20 bucks a piece. That is highway robbery at that point.
Zach's laugh in the first clip is just perfect, I loved it.
you guys have made it big, you got the bots commenting now
Dear God Almighty above we thank thee for granting us this epic compilation of OneyNG and his pals on this holy Sabbath day. Amen 🙏
Gonna wait till they retire and they upload a Best of Existince video, showing the best clips going all the way from the start of this channel.
Gamers do be gaming.
Gaming
Gaaming
Gaaning
Gooning
When is “Best of Tomar Ignoring” going to drop?
haaah, minecraft
lmfao that would be so good
what's worth acknowledging?
@@islandboy9381 possibly the meanest thing pure hearted Tomar has ever said
There will come a point in time where uploading the entire Oneyplays channel will qualify as a DDOS attack
i like how Chris saying shmitmar instead of scimitar has become such a long running funni word :) please, never stop saying shmitmar. its absolutely golden
I'm so glad Paddy is in this. The story about asking Carls Jr staff about other places to eat fuckin killed me
We getting through the work day with this one 🗣️
I needed this
BEST OF POLITICAL ASSASSINATIONS [REUPLOAD]
My Mom laughed really hard at their fart stories from the start lol
Starting off with a brap... how classy
Quite possibly the best brap in the history of the channel. 😎
1:59:51 I like how the editor didn’t make a joke with it or anything. He just wanted to do a cool Godzilla edit
Let's hope Paddy makes future appearances
I hope they unretire Lyle's big hair.
Great video to workout out to and in between plastering the porcelain
tp sneed stp
Zachs been working hard on nose simulator
Where's our "Best of saying words with the letter R" compilation?
Come on you guys I neeeeeeeed itttttt.
pls make worst of spring 2024, I wanna hear 4 hours of dead air 🥺
Another upload from Chris, time to collect the lint from my belly buttons
Need an oneyplays “myyyh fhaaatherrr” comp
1:45:16 his delivery on this is so funny lol
Can you do Best of Spring of 1993 next? That's the year I was born
i love zachs laugh at 0:41 so damn much oh my god 😭😭
Probably the most genuine laugh since the boy in the striped pajamas
That WOW playthrough devolved into a full blown disaster 😂
Fuuuuuccckkkkk yeaaaaaaahhhhhh
cue the rats dancing
HABADE EGADABADOO
HABADE EGADABADOO
HEY HEY HEY
I'm a quirky coffee girl
G.I.R.L
@@charlesplante G.I.R.L. = Guy I Really Like
What is your opinion on cake globes?
@@Stephillpotten holy shit those are still exist?
Found out these guys were friends with and actually DEFENDED Joshua Tomar....unfollowed
*Makes 100 sock puppet accounts to follow Joshua Tomar*
Chris being the irish translator is the funniest shit
1:02:22 Corey's Tom and Jerry scream lol
2:02:55 Tomar got extremely defensive. Suspicious.
41:45 yea Lyle I reciprocated some stranger's aggression towards me and it resulted with them trying to spit in my face. The more you know ...lyle
Ah, that sweet Guile kick flip move ensures that punks are only spitting upwards. 🤪
@@pootyting3311 Lyle "Guile" Rath
here before it's Unlisted
Best of Loving Yourself
1:32:42 "look at that slapper" is the funniest shit😂
1:24:10
"You don't wanna be Drake"
Funny how that works both ways now
Yes. Excellent.
love you guys
2:04:30 I'm glad they didn't cut Tomar's Eminem reference. It was funny and it made sense.
babe wake up new ones plays video dropped‼️
How tf does Cory remember verbatim certain sleepycabin bits he did, like the jinglehiemer schmidt thing
I love how it's basically the entire WOW episode lol
Great video to workout to while hearing Corey’s autistic ramblings for more than a few hours 🔥
Yes !
Lyle predicting the bracelet flying out and killing Fray is insane.
I still can't get over how obviously that protectah girl obviously spent months rehearsing every little facial movement for this but the guy clearly isnt really that into it
We need a Best of Being Nice to Tomar. I think it’s been a long time coming.
We need the best of being very mean to tomar
that would be a total of 4 minutes long
Was wondering on how I could poop smoothly in the toilet by LOL-ing hard, thanks fellers
Old folks should be watching OneyPlays to stay regular with their bowels. No need for overpriced Metamucil. 👍
“There were so many of them. They came so fast.”
- Friend of Fræ
just finished the whole video 10/10
3:51:29 it just occurred to me that Chris must have been the one to model and texture the muscles
This essentially the epitome of fail. 10/10 would smell again
13:42 have none of them seen the South Park ep that’s entirely about getting strange??? Ike uses it every other sentence
I’m kind of surprised none of them have seen that episode lol
sho aweshome
Yet another compilation proving Lyle is funnier than everyone says he is.
The lyle fish story nearly killed me with laughter
God speed lyles dad
Best of drip fed content 2024
29:13 nobody caught the breaking bad reference
i love springs
best of spring
Best of Nuts n' Bolts 🔩
Best of Burger Andy next
Best of three grenades, please
2:18:16 dave being fucking hilarious
Best of Worm References
Relive the Worm Odyssey!
Niceee. Now we need a "Best Of Exposing Tomars War Crimes".
i just noticed that chris said "Whos on first" is an animaniacs bit
Golden years are over, but it's still pretty funny
Holy shit the whole WOW section is hilarious
Corey went full sperg
I'm going crezy
Crazy how Lyle made the covenant go right instead of left.
Yes
Adam, rocks
If you mean in the same way that Jews rock, then I agree.
58 seconds ago. That's a new record for me.
username checks out
paddy funny
Hope you boys are okay. We need a best of paddy asap 😭
2:07:26 tomar being mean is so badass idk why
5:13
14:05
22:30
29:01
46:52
52:52
1:00:17
2:18:06
3:10:55
Think about it, one day you guys will run out years and seasons to milk compilations
1:22:20 and 1:35:56 best bits
I for the life of me have never been able to see the scary fish in the video
Corey screaming for 5 min