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  • Will there be bloodshed? Chaos? Enjoy this video in which two arch-enemies are forced to get along long enough to make homemade pretzels! What a lovely bonding moment!
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @stormii9131
    @stormii9131 4 года назад +586

    "You want some baby formula? Oh wait you don't have a kid."
    *Runs for weasle life*

  • @mariac6215
    @mariac6215 4 года назад +551

    Plot twist: the only reason Henry and glitch agreed to hang out was because they were both drunk 😂

    • @Macaque_._11037_._
      @Macaque_._11037_._ 3 года назад +26

      Sounds about right

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 3 года назад +27

      I mean I didn't even know I could get drunk but it has to be the circumstances.

    • @cobrakialuvr
      @cobrakialuvr 3 года назад +10

      Yeah

    • @ArchOwlAngel
      @ArchOwlAngel 3 года назад +7

      that changes the whole Atmosphere of the video XDDD

    • @katie8594
      @katie8594 3 года назад +5

      so try

  • @themagicalmess4742
    @themagicalmess4742 4 года назад +924

    "Weasels can't drive"
    *"YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY WEASELS?!"*

  • @imasswipereal
    @imasswipereal 2 года назад +377

    "Let's have some fun"
    "This dough is thicc"
    "I wanna take a ride"
    "On your pretzel stick"
    Beautiful song.

  • @eliteapple
    @eliteapple 4 года назад +478

    Nobody:
    Not even me:
    Glitchtrap and Henry: *constantly threatning/ trying to kill eachother*

  • @raynnr
    @raynnr 3 года назад +660

    Henry: do you wanna crash
    Glitchtrap: hell yea lets crash and burn like the good old days

    • @vickytyler4857
      @vickytyler4857 3 года назад +22

      like their lives and friend ship

    • @cheriesimon9480
      @cheriesimon9480 3 года назад +10

      clara afton: bad memory's

    • @vickytyler4857
      @vickytyler4857 3 года назад +12

      its True tho. who else listens to william afton death sound (springlocks) for a hour repeat because they think its satisfying? lol i love it when im really mad bc of my sis never leaving me alone i just put on that video it calms me down

    • @vickytyler4857
      @vickytyler4857 3 года назад +2

      just something random i decided to add after "its true tho"

    • @salfisher3442
      @salfisher3442 3 года назад +5

      @@cheriesimon9480 NEVER HEARD OF CLARA AFTON? (Scott confirmed the afton kids dont have a mom.)
      Sorry if i was being rude- i didnt mean it - 👎🏻

  • @aubreyzxo
    @aubreyzxo 4 года назад +399

    Nobody:
    Literally NOBODY:
    Glichtrap: -asks to drive-
    Henry: now this is an avengers level threat

  • @floofyyy
    @floofyyy Год назад +264

    just the energy and the chaotic behavior of these two is the kind of relationship i want with my best friend

  • @Cannibal_Cos
    @Cannibal_Cos 3 года назад +280

    Henry: *Yeets flower at*
    Glitchtrap: “I think you know where this about to go..”*grabs knife*
    Henry: “NoPe”

  • @glamrockfreddy5320
    @glamrockfreddy5320 4 года назад +747

    Glitchtrap: just recording
    People: Looking at him
    Children: RUN FOR YOUR LIFES

    • @FandomShadowSlytherin
      @FandomShadowSlytherin 4 года назад +32

      What would happen if helpy and glitchtrap reacted to showtime song but it’s cursed?

    • @anacovers-3685
      @anacovers-3685 4 года назад +13

      @@FandomShadowSlytherin I have no idea, but I would wacth it.

    • @violakuenzi6837
      @violakuenzi6837 4 года назад +21

      The one kid in the group who does not know fnaf: BUNNNNYYY!!!
      GLITCH TRAP: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      The one kid in the group who does not know fnaf: LET ME PET YOU UUUU UUUU BUNNNNYYYYY!!!!!!
      GLITCH TRAP: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OOF NUUUUUUU HELP ME VANNY HELP
      VANNY: SRY G.T. I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS ..... WHERE IS.....
      The one kid in the group who does not know fnaf: HI BUNNY ( THE KID IS ON HER LEG)
      VANNY: (SHAKES OFF KID) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      The one other kid in the group who does not know fnaf: OTHER BUNNNNYYY!!! LET ME PET UUU
      The one kid in the group who does not know fnaf: OHHH FLUFFY BUNNY TAIL
      GLITCH TRAP: G.T. E.X.E HAS STOPPED WORKING.
      VANNY: GLITCH (FYI SHE GOT RID OF THE KID) ARE YOU OK
      GLITCH TRAP: END ME NOW
      VANNY: ..........
      HENRY HAHAHAHA HAHA (IS ON THE FLOOR

    • @devonnsaunders2069
      @devonnsaunders2069 4 года назад +14

      Bon-Bon fan Saldana u know I’m 10 years old and fnaf has taught me to not go near a man or a woman in a bunny suit but I kinda want to go near the man Or woman in the bunny suit ITs JUsT So TEMPTING U KNOW

    • @glamrockfreddy5320
      @glamrockfreddy5320 4 года назад +4

      I’m 10 years old tooo! I learned that too

  • @aisyrose2111
    @aisyrose2111 3 года назад +263

    "Do you want some baby formular? Oh wait...You don't have a kid..." *rUnS*

    • @lilyanneriehl214
      @lilyanneriehl214 3 года назад +4

      𝕝𝕠𝕝 𝕙𝕖𝕙𝕖

    • @laurawoolley4785
      @laurawoolley4785 3 года назад +1

      @@lilyanneriehl214 (‾▿‾) (/‾▿‾)/ XD

    • @laurawoolley4785
      @laurawoolley4785 3 года назад +1

      @@lilyanneriehl214 🅛︎🅞︎🅛︎

    • @apurpletoast
      @apurpletoast 3 года назад +2

      FoR wEaSlE lIfE

    • @jt-yb4yl
      @jt-yb4yl 3 года назад

      Ahhahahahahahaahha what.................I look to my right:
      Puppet: time to DIE.
      Me:we..w...we can talk about this you no...well si AHHHAHAHHAHA.............to be continue meme.

  • @AstreGrace-cy3hm
    @AstreGrace-cy3hm 10 месяцев назад +71

    I love how every time they cook together it just turns into them throwing flour at each other

  • @Milesssxx
    @Milesssxx 3 года назад +1466

    Henry: “WHAT EVEN WAS MICHAEL!?”
    Glitchy: “That, I don’t know. BUT THE OTHER TWO CAME OUT JUST FINE”

    • @KingOfNothingLR
      @KingOfNothingLR 3 года назад +54

      A h e m

    • @apurpletoast
      @apurpletoast 3 года назад +42

      @Xx _Kitkat_xX you mean a raisin

    • @vickytyler4857
      @vickytyler4857 3 года назад +74

      @@apurpletoast michael is both a grape and a raisin while william is just a grape

    • @apurpletoast
      @apurpletoast 3 года назад +27

      @@vickytyler4857 true :)

    • @apurpletoast
      @apurpletoast 3 года назад +11

      @Xx _Kitkat_xX oh yeah

  • @ravioliravioligivemethefor6263
    @ravioliravioligivemethefor6263 3 года назад +570

    Henry at the beginning: “Weasels can’t drive”
    Also Henry: “I’m on Drugs.”

  • @user-melodiedead
    @user-melodiedead 3 года назад +275

    Henry:“What was our worst invention?”
    Glitchtrap:“Just- yes.”

    • @S0L8R-010
      @S0L8R-010 7 месяцев назад

      remove the security robots from the question and it’ll be lore accurate

  • @issychats5799
    @issychats5799 Год назад +77

    I absolutely LOVE how glitchy said "touch me and you'll loose that hand" and henry tried to touch him and glitchtrap just moved out the way trying not to cut henrys hand off 😂❤😂

    • @GachaSophieSolway
      @GachaSophieSolway 2 месяца назад +1

      He probably didn't do it because he would've got cancelled

  • @alexandergonyea4642
    @alexandergonyea4642 3 года назад +1118

    I'm surprised that Henry did not once threaten to turn Glitchtrap back into a marketable plushie.

  • @winterlyss7267
    @winterlyss7267 4 года назад +1527

    Henry:you cant out dad me
    Glitchboi: I can out dad you
    Henry: no you cant YOU KILLED ALL YOUR CHILDREN
    Glitchtrap: I gave them immortal life
    Henry: who wants to be immortal in a circus clown
    Glitchtrap: my daughter.
    Henry: poor freaking Micheal what even was micheal
    Glitch: that I dont know but the other 2 came out just fine
    *I died*

    • @debracarpentervalone96
      @debracarpentervalone96 4 года назад +79

      Michaels a walking raisin due to ennard LIVING INSIDE OF HIM

    • @winterlyss7267
      @winterlyss7267 4 года назад +34

      @@debracarpentervalone96 true true.

    • @candylololol222
      @candylololol222 4 года назад +24

      @《 Sunset Skyz 》 your profile picture tho- AAAAAAA TO CUTE-

    • @Funtime_Nova
      @Funtime_Nova 4 года назад +26

      And the poor Crying Child was bitten, crushing his frontal lobe- because of Mike and Fredbear-

    • @winterlyss7267
      @winterlyss7267 4 года назад +12

      Yes yes tragic.

  • @jetfrancis8345
    @jetfrancis8345 4 года назад +210

    nothing’s better than a good ol’ soft pretzel to reconcile

    • @Kaylasmith0209
      @Kaylasmith0209 4 года назад +6

      Henry: Glitchtrap, let me see what you have!
      Gt: A KNIFE!
      Henry: NO!!!

    • @jetfrancis8345
      @jetfrancis8345 4 года назад +3

      Kayla Smith 😂 i love that vine

    • @mmm77171
      @mmm77171 4 года назад

      @@Kaylasmith0209 YASS

    • @peighton-ln9li
      @peighton-ln9li 4 года назад +1

      Jet Francis
      Same

    • @jocelynbibal53
      @jocelynbibal53 4 года назад +1

      Mirder!!!!/Murder!!!!
      Kids:run for your lives!
      Me as freddy:hey glitch what r u going to do with me
      Glitchtrap:well..*boop*
      Me again:my nose *boop*
      (And that's the story of freddy and glitchtrap boop u next time..*boop*)

  • @Luna-0233
    @Luna-0233 2 года назад +196

    the fact glitchtrap roasted henry about not having a child that HE murdered, then running away like he did nothing wrong was hillarious lol

    • @brynncess2228
      @brynncess2228 8 месяцев назад +8

      One of my favorite parts of the vid lolll

  • @themagicalmess4742
    @themagicalmess4742 3 года назад +892

    Alternate Title:
    Two Old Men Try To Kill Each Other With Cooties

  • @sarahp1702
    @sarahp1702 4 года назад +588

    Henry: "What was our worst invention?"
    Glitchtrap: *yEs*
    Edit: (This just came to my mind)
    Henry: "What do you have?"
    Glitchtrap: "A knife!"
    Henry: "No!"
    I love that vine(?)

  • @urmomsman7
    @urmomsman7 4 года назад +394

    "weasles cant drive!"
    me: wait.. what if they can.. **looks up weasels driving cars**

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 2 года назад +90

    I like that you can’t see Henry’s eyes half the time. It might not be intentional, but it seems like a nice touch. A partially concealed face adds a bit of implied mystery. Otherwise, Henry just looks like a guy.

  • @mollysmelody4143
    @mollysmelody4143 4 года назад +2320

    Alternate title: Weasel and Weasels Arch Enemy throw pretzel ingredients at each other for 19 minutes

    • @dawnallington3079
      @dawnallington3079 3 года назад +80

      That is basically what they were doing to each other the entire time they were recording this

    • @I_love_Pip
      @I_love_Pip 3 года назад +20

      XD

    • @randomhuman6184
      @randomhuman6184 3 года назад +24

      This is a the video in our e sentence

    • @adewastaken2278
      @adewastaken2278 3 года назад +10

      Hi :)

    • @lyhntheelf
      @lyhntheelf 3 года назад +35

      I think better: Weasel and Weasels Arch Enemy throw pretzel ingredients at each other and fight for a knife for 19 minutes

  • @-ashyrain-7592
    @-ashyrain-7592 4 года назад +216

    " Before you killed my child? "
    Glitchtrap: ..... * changes subject quickly *

  • @SSFurby
    @SSFurby 4 года назад +456

    "You're just a lazy weasel."
    *Then the butter stopped spreading, and MalHare knew, it was time to put Henry down.*

    • @SR-fq2jz
      @SR-fq2jz 3 года назад +6

      4:20 - 4:30
      (Exact: 4:24)

    • @mira-chan6212
      @mira-chan6212 3 года назад +2

      @@SR-fq2jz thx

    • @Gregory.Edgeworth
      @Gregory.Edgeworth 3 года назад +8

      @Giovana Hadinata William is glitchtrap

    • @emsiyes
      @emsiyes 3 года назад +7

      @Giovana Hadinata do you know fnaf? Everyone knows that glitchtrap is william

    • @BunzoTheBunny.
      @BunzoTheBunny. 3 года назад +7

      @Giovana Hadinata william and glitchtrap r the same person

  • @lillilly5581
    @lillilly5581 2 года назад +35

    Glitchtrap’s definition of a therapeutic experience: *BANGING ON TABLE*

  • @nosicle9777
    @nosicle9777 3 года назад +471

    "WHAT EVEN WAS MICHAEL?!"
    "I.... That I don't know BUT THE OTHER 2 CAME OUT JUST FINE"
    Michael is just another version of him

  • @Preppy_Gal_Addison
    @Preppy_Gal_Addison 3 года назад +309

    "Im having a midlife crisis where the f*** is the salt"

  • @imafish_8078
    @imafish_8078 3 года назад +309

    Nightcove: Im going to break this egg with the sheer force of my will
    Michael: Dad please dont-

    • @imafish_8078
      @imafish_8078 3 года назад +42

      Henry: In a small Bowl, beat the egg-
      Michael: NOW YOUR'RE DOING IT!?!?!?!

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 3 года назад +34

      I'm imagining Michael just recording this

    • @imafish_8078
      @imafish_8078 3 года назад +20

      @@shadow_shine3578 yeah probably

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 3 года назад +20

      @@imafish_8078 he's trying not laugh.

    • @buggy_the_bug
      @buggy_the_bug 3 года назад +19

      Yes because Michael is Eggs!

  • @DrpshpdCatShirt
    @DrpshpdCatShirt 2 года назад +138

    7:03 Glitchy has been thinking that line for the whole day, and was CLEARLY really happy to say it to Henry😊

  • @auroramathias-simpson7992
    @auroramathias-simpson7992 3 года назад +230

    William: 11:22 this dough is us
    Meanwhile henry: *rips the dough in half*

    • @phantomqueen-p6u
      @phantomqueen-p6u 3 месяца назад +4

      William: *breaks the handcuffs in a fit of rage*

  • @mackkencie8252
    @mackkencie8252 3 года назад +1289

    The Pretzel Song:
    We lost our wives
    We lost our lives
    And now we're making pretzels
    Let's have some fun
    This dough is thicc
    I wanna take a ride
    On your pretzel stick

  • @GuavaMarshmellow
    @GuavaMarshmellow 4 года назад +2068

    We've lost our wives,
    We've lost our lives,
    Now we're making pretzels
    Henry: *Dying inside*
    Glitchtrap: *Dying inside*

  • @KC.killc0d3
    @KC.killc0d3 Год назад +71

    No one is talking about how Henry called the weasel"honeybunch"-💀(5:09)

  • @emeraldcraft1015
    @emeraldcraft1015 4 года назад +184

    “Want some baby formula?”
    “Oh I forgot ”

  • @loveiseverywhere5130
    @loveiseverywhere5130 4 года назад +372

    ”Why dont you let me drive?"
    “Weasels can’t drive!”

  • @chaotic_gacha_gods1985
    @chaotic_gacha_gods1985 3 года назад +1855

    We've lost our wives
    We've lost our lives
    And now we're making pretzels!
    Beautiful poem Glitch

  • @3ll10t_
    @3ll10t_ 2 года назад +34

    16:41 legend say Glitchy is still plotting Henry's murd3r, and Henry is still calling him a coward.

  • @AbyssTheIncubus
    @AbyssTheIncubus 3 года назад +765

    Glitchtrap: after 30+ years obviously forgot where the salt was
    Henry: Just forgot where the salt was, like his daughter

  • @FieldsofWisteria
    @FieldsofWisteria 3 года назад +129

    "... with a hint of depression."
    That's what got me at 3 in the morning.

  • @-our_sides-5962
    @-our_sides-5962 3 года назад +145

    Glitchtrap: lthe friendship we once had” Henry: “BEFORE YOU MURDERD MY CHILD??” Glitchtrap: “AnYwAYs!”

  • @ScribbleEnigma47
    @ScribbleEnigma47 3 года назад +37

    “Let’s have some fun
    This dough is thicc,
    I wanna take a ride
    On your pretzel stick!”
    *I died*

    • @Nova-bv5qb
      @Nova-bv5qb 2 года назад +5

      ;p

    • @annierosetta4419
      @annierosetta4419 Месяц назад +2

      I WAS ABOUT TO SAY “like Henry’s child” MY HUMOR IS JUST OH GOSH 😭😭😭

  • @juliedillion3942
    @juliedillion3942 3 года назад +665

    "We've lost our Wives. We've lost our Lives. And now we're making Pretzels!"
    -GlitchWeasel's most *inspiring* quote as of 2020

  • @filenotsavedonetwentytwoze6382
    @filenotsavedonetwentytwoze6382 4 года назад +90

    Henry: *Slowly pulls out katana.*
    Glitchtrap: *dRaMaTiC gAsP-*

  • @rembee341
    @rembee341 3 года назад +524

    "This special friendship we had before, you know,"
    "You murdered my child?"
    _"Anyways..."_

  • @moniquegerken182
    @moniquegerken182 Год назад +12

    "I do prefer a bit of struggle, which is why your DAUGHTER-"
    *It was at this moment that he knew, he fucked up*

  • @whatismylifeanymore
    @whatismylifeanymore 4 года назад +182

    Henry: weasel's can't drive
    Also Henry: im on drugs
    Me: poor glitch lmao

  • @gryffin7569
    @gryffin7569 4 года назад +160

    “Why are you dressed as a hybrid?”
    “Uh, cosplay conevention..”
    “I thought they would cancel those..”
    “Uhmmm...”

  • @b0mbi139
    @b0mbi139 4 года назад +437

    Henry: “you murdered my child”
    Glitchtrap: “anyway so-“

    • @cherri_soda
      @cherri_soda 3 года назад +15

      So anyway, I kept stabbing

    • @CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R
      @CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R 3 года назад +6

      Hi eepop (its me kedamono)

    • @yadirabustamante142
      @yadirabustamante142 3 года назад +3

      He said maybe I should have killed you instead of your daughter.At
      Least she had a future you did not.

    • @ilkaconzelmann8497
      @ilkaconzelmann8497 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @krazykalie187
      @krazykalie187 3 года назад +4

      Hey! It's not his fault that he "accidently" walked into your child with a knife 37 times and drowned her in Hanna Bakers bath water. (props to you if you get the reference)

  • @AcidTheDragon
    @AcidTheDragon 2 года назад +20

    13:25 A true Glitchtrap moment of killing and stabbing with a favorite knife, going after kids and adults alike
    17:40 The laugh! The laugh!

  • @gerbilfantastic
    @gerbilfantastic 4 года назад +116

    "Want some baby formula? Oh, wait, you don't have a kid,"
    I *died*

    • @stormii9131
      @stormii9131 4 года назад +2

      When you have the same comment but the copy gets more likes
      ; - ;
      (I'm not saying you saw my comment and copied it btw sorry if it looks like that)

    • @Wont_wood
      @Wont_wood 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @stormii9131
      @stormii9131 4 года назад

      @@Wont_wood ; - ;

    • @stormii9131
      @stormii9131 4 года назад +1

      @xxxchocolate Lilly 🤦‍♂

    • @stormii9131
      @stormii9131 4 года назад +1

      @xxxchocolate Lilly r/facepalm

  • @blaket-eg1bp
    @blaket-eg1bp 3 года назад +367

    Henry: *I'M GONNA BE A MURDERER*
    Glitchtrap: Dead eye stare
    Henry: I'm on drugs
    9:15

  • @vwoop_7150
    @vwoop_7150 4 года назад +371

    "Instead of opening up a pizza shop, we should've opened up a bakery."
    "Yea because its going so well isn't it!"

    • @emm._.
      @emm._. 4 года назад +3

      》WarriorAngela《 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @xenthorne9246
      @xenthorne9246 3 года назад +2

      #bestwordsof2020

    • @Sophie-es1zx
      @Sophie-es1zx 2 года назад +1

      Yesssss

    • @gggalaxy5202
      @gggalaxy5202 2 года назад +3

      The name? WESAL TOWN

    • @kevinponsrodz
      @kevinponsrodz 2 года назад +2

      @@gggalaxy5202 uh don’t you mean weasel town

  • @StarwolfAfton-OLDDDD-
    @StarwolfAfton-OLDDDD- Год назад +12

    We need Glitch and Mike doing dome father-son bonding-

  • @kittieyplayz176
    @kittieyplayz176 4 года назад +148

    Glitchtrap: What’s the next ingredient?
    Henry’s mind: Yellow child killer bunny meat-

    • @daydream984
      @daydream984 3 года назад +8

      That accutanly sounds nice a glitchtrap pretzel

    • @kittieyplayz176
      @kittieyplayz176 3 года назад +4

      @@daydream984, LMFAO 🤣

    • @Jimmyafton-wh9nb
      @Jimmyafton-wh9nb 3 года назад +2

      Lol poor glitchy

    • @hdhd1308
      @hdhd1308 3 года назад +2

      You could have just said moldy weasel-

    • @honeydew8920
      @honeydew8920 3 года назад +4

      @@hdhd1308 that would be springtrap

  • @rayish5479
    @rayish5479 4 года назад +275

    "Weasels can't drive"
    -Henry Emily 2020
    We lost are wives
    We lost are lives
    And now we're making pretzels
    -glitchtrap 2020

  • @ejirokirishima1165
    @ejirokirishima1165 3 года назад +311

    henry: weasels cant drive (me: dead people cant drive-

    • @vickytyler4857
      @vickytyler4857 3 года назад +2

      they are both dead so how are they driving henry is a angle/ghost is he even able to grab the steering wheel?

    • @vickytyler4857
      @vickytyler4857 3 года назад

      oh and kirishima your one of my fav characters

    • @whatismylifeanymore
      @whatismylifeanymore 3 года назад +3

      @@vickytyler4857Wait so Henry is an angle? I didn't know that I thought he was an angel

    • @rainahayes4712
      @rainahayes4712 3 года назад

      true comment and also kirishima is one of my fav mha characters

    • @aileenhumphries9835
      @aileenhumphries9835 3 года назад +1

      Damn I came here for a break from BNHA and still find BNHA 🤣

  • @ur_fav_aroace_enby
    @ur_fav_aroace_enby 11 месяцев назад +15

    Coming back after 2-3 years to rewatch this masterpiece.

  • @tobyandahalf
    @tobyandahalf 4 года назад +708

    Glitchtrap: You what some baby formula? Oh wait you don't have a kid.
    Henry: *I'm about to delete your kneecap privileges*
    Glitchtrap: **runs for weasel life**

  • @hiiii..
    @hiiii.. 4 года назад +133

    Henry:"you murdered my child"
    Glitchtrap: *Anyways-*

    • @t0byiscool
      @t0byiscool 3 года назад +1

      .............

    • @hiiii..
      @hiiii.. 3 года назад +2

      @@t0byiscool ?

    • @gifnorb4439
      @gifnorb4439 3 года назад +1

      Um chill anyway sooo.....

  • @arachnaphobicpal6873
    @arachnaphobicpal6873 4 года назад +428

    "Want some baby formula?"
    "Oh wait you don't have a kid"
    "Let go of the knife"
    "Fine i'll let go"
    *Grabs 2 knives*

  • @mikethomas6045
    @mikethomas6045 Год назад +22

    7:39
    Glitchtrap: stop wipeing you goop on me
    Henry: how you know it from me i mean- KEEP MIXING!!
    like pause

  • @kindacrazy1226
    @kindacrazy1226 3 года назад +743

    Henry: +takes Glitchtrap's knife finally+
    Glitchtrap: *gets two more knifes*
    henry: *gets a katana*
    ( Edit: :o tysm for the likes)

  • @Flynns_Garden
    @Flynns_Garden 4 года назад +141

    GlitchTrap: PUT THE KATANA DOWN
    Henry: Put the knives down
    A few moments later
    *Glitchtrap puts the knives down*
    Henry: ok I’ll put the katana down if I can figure out how-
    *they both laugh*
    Me: I just got home from the doctors and now I will watch this :P
    Me: Yes I love this channel-

  • @_.1Breezy1.-
    @_.1Breezy1.- 4 года назад +212

    Henry: where.. gonna.. get some.. butter.
    me: exotic butters?
    ennerd: *ExOtIc BuTtErS dAnCe*
    me: holy shi-

  • @mybaguettes5937
    @mybaguettes5937 2 года назад +33

    6:55
    Henry: *throws the flour on Glitchtrap*
    Glitchtrap: *didn’t react to it, just chill like it didn’t happen*

  • @eworldenerup2752
    @eworldenerup2752 4 года назад +193

    me: who else thinks there secretly friends
    glichtrap and henry: life sucks

    • @ayselkluth8458
      @ayselkluth8458 3 года назад +7

      Arent william and Henry like friends befor all the ethings happen

    • @Rignbloo
      @Rignbloo 3 года назад +4

      @@ayselkluth8458 you should know WILLIAM *intense it’s been so long plays*

    • @h0plessl0ver72
      @h0plessl0ver72 3 года назад +1

      @drilona tafallari lost to this monster 😌

    • @brettungerblacklig4154
      @brettungerblacklig4154 3 года назад +2

      @Ally M Manning *SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE I'VE BEEN SINGING THIS STUPID SONG*

    • @kellihamilton5958
      @kellihamilton5958 3 года назад +2

      @@brettungerblacklig4154 so I could ponder the sanity of your mother

  • @coollin
    @coollin 4 года назад +66

    Me: *going to my home page*
    Nightcove's video: hello there.
    me: hello
    also me: DOUGH FIGHT!!!!!

  • @rip.obanai
    @rip.obanai 4 года назад +161

    Glitch: yElL Ya LeTs CrAsH AnD BuRn LiKe ThE OlD DaYs

  • @carlamuffin
    @carlamuffin 2 года назад +40

    11:07 (one of my favourite parts)
    Let's have some fun
    This dough is thicc
    I wanna take a ride
    On your pretzel stick

  • @Arch1ensh6
    @Arch1ensh6 3 года назад +827

    Alternate title: Henry and glitchtrap being a total fools for 19 minutes straight

  • @evelynblevins562
    @evelynblevins562 3 года назад +474

    My fav part was when Henry was trying to get Glitchtrap to put the knives down, then they hand Henry a katana! It was awesome seeing Glitchtrap's reaction!
    368 likes... oml thanks so much! I dont think I've ever had this many likes on a comment!

    • @evelynblevins562
      @evelynblevins562 3 года назад +13

      *trying to get glitchtrap to put the knives down

    • @alpha8730
      @alpha8730 2 года назад +7

      Me to😂😂😂😂

    • @artic_fox2157
      @artic_fox2157 2 года назад +3

      I CLIPPED THAT AS WELL-

  • @user-zg1pm9ce7e
    @user-zg1pm9ce7e 4 года назад +569

    Henry and Glitchtrap: *fighting*
    Henry: *gets a katana*
    Glitchtrap:
    *CONFUSED WEASEL NOISES*

  • @Springtrap1987PG
    @Springtrap1987PG 2 года назад +14

    17:30 From the start of Henry basically trying to pull the “parent tactic “ on Glitchtrap, I knew it was gonna be funny, and then when he’s treating him like a toddler it’s hilarious 😂🤣
    Edit: 10:57 Glitchtrap: That, I don’t know-
    Me: A sentient zombie that doesn’t infect or eat brains.(or need to eat!)

  • @Ko_cos
    @Ko_cos 4 года назад +204

    Lol “weasels can’t drive”- Henry Emily 2020
    Also there basically dancing with knives at 17:00 :)

  • @meowmeowdefnotafurry
    @meowmeowdefnotafurry 3 года назад +80

    “Ok we’re done playing games” *pulls out knife* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that had me dying

    • @-V2a-
      @-V2a- 3 года назад +2

      What had me dying was afterward when he said “Whats the matter Henry? It's just a knife, ” like it wasn't a completely deranged sentence 😂

  • @closetdemon8624
    @closetdemon8624 3 года назад +142

    “Don’t wipe your goop on me”
    *quietly*That’s what she said

    • @themostfearednevadian
      @themostfearednevadian 3 года назад +6

      it Honestly sounded so wrong bc i understand to much

    • @toby42_
      @toby42_ 3 года назад +3

      ...

    • @Milesssxx
      @Milesssxx 3 года назад +4

      What? I don’t get it lol

    • @MiloThatsTheName
      @MiloThatsTheName 3 года назад +4

      @@Milesssxx please never find out! You're so pure!!

    • @STORM5
      @STORM5 3 года назад +1

      Yesh!!!!!!

  • @chara_thechocolatequeen2491
    @chara_thechocolatequeen2491 3 года назад +32

    9:02 nice to see there getting along

  • @ellesanity
    @ellesanity 4 года назад +2822

    Imagine doing some late night shopping then just seeing Glitchtrap doing his grocery’s

    • @countthewaysfuntimefreddy2627
      @countthewaysfuntimefreddy2627 3 года назад +253

      i would drop my items, run over and hug him, no I'm not a simp, he's just one of my favirotes

    • @rainestorm9200
      @rainestorm9200 3 года назад +156

      Me: **screams** GLITCHBOY GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE-

    • @michaelraymcdonough5418
      @michaelraymcdonough5418 3 года назад +108

      I would yell, just yell

    • @thecommotionofacucumber3827
      @thecommotionofacucumber3827 3 года назад +171

      I be like: Hey mom can I go over talk to the depressed man and child murder weasle
      My mom: Yeah yeah of course leave me alone
      I kinda had a werid experince at 4 trying learn how to scooter and these two Waldo charters come help (I was soft ok I didn't know my mom was deaf I thought she hated me and I already knew world is not perfect

    • @firefox1383
      @firefox1383 3 года назад +69

      Yea buying a lighter

  • @williamafton35yearsago6
    @williamafton35yearsago6 3 года назад +127

    Imagine being in a prison and theres a purple man and some other guy cuffed together arguing

  • @sk1ttle_sop493
    @sk1ttle_sop493 3 года назад +308

    Henry: "hi welcome to cooking with Henry and Glitchtrap" captions:welcome to cooking Henry and english champ
    Edit:thank you all for the likes :DD

  • @Rat_Remmi
    @Rat_Remmi 2 года назад +26

    Ive rewatched this at least 7 times and I still love it!

    • @Shadow_Wolfie2018
      @Shadow_Wolfie2018 Год назад +2

      Same lmao but way more than 7 :)

    • @LittleRoseOfficial
      @LittleRoseOfficial 10 месяцев назад +1

      I watch this at school and was dying in study hall. Everyone was concerned.

  • @Alice-ne5hp
    @Alice-ne5hp 3 года назад +325

    “I’m on drugs”
    -an inspirational phrase of Henry

  • @galaxyzflyingpotatoz
    @galaxyzflyingpotatoz 4 года назад +42

    I never would expect William would reunite with Henry :D Nice

    • @Wont_wood
      @Wont_wood 4 года назад +1

      Hun hun hun you got it all wrong lol

    • @lelandakaangeles
      @lelandakaangeles 4 года назад +1

      @@Wont_wood ???

    • @kaes9846
      @kaes9846 4 года назад +1

      @@Wont_wood William IS going

    • @lovellhorrors1586
      @lovellhorrors1586 4 года назад +2

      Especially if it's the Henry and William from the books.

    • @MrMsdeendeen
      @MrMsdeendeen 4 года назад +3

      weirdo izzi
      What? You do know that William is Glitchtrap?

  • @alittlebitgay5587
    @alittlebitgay5587 4 года назад +75

    Henry: *gets catana*
    Glitchtrap: *gets out tiny knife*
    In glitchtraps mind: Im GoInG tO dIe

  • @lillilly5581
    @lillilly5581 2 года назад +10

    Glitchtrap: *grabs knife* *runs at Henry*
    Glitchtrap: what’s wrong?

  • @sarah-san9204
    @sarah-san9204 4 года назад +81

    Nobody:
    Not one soul:
    Glitchtrap: *slaps Henry with dough*

  • @briannasergent5215
    @briannasergent5215 3 года назад +249

    Me: *eats popcorn while watching this*
    Glitch/night cove: “my shoes don’t have good souls”
    Me: mmmm yes remnant

  • @derpy6945
    @derpy6945 3 года назад +27

    Henry: "What even WAS Michael?"
    Glitch: "Uh- That, that I don't know- but the other two came out just fine!"

  • @CrookedBear
    @CrookedBear 11 месяцев назад +15

    These two were just what we needed in 2020

  • @mysticalcarissa8193
    @mysticalcarissa8193 4 года назад +45

    “It’s kinda hard to have a decent conversation when you look like that”
    Me:😂😂😂😂 this is why I wonder how kids aren’t afraid of him

  • @Dollsunder
    @Dollsunder 3 года назад +154

    Henry:*throws flour at him* Glitchtrap’s mind:Your lucky we are recording

    • @angelitemoon6254
      @angelitemoon6254 3 года назад +4

      *Grabs a knife*

    • @Dollsunder
      @Dollsunder 3 года назад +2

      @@angelitemoon6254 YES XD

    • @laurawoolley4785
      @laurawoolley4785 3 года назад +3

      @@Dollsunder give my the matches ill set them on fire again XD

    • @Dollsunder
      @Dollsunder 3 года назад +1

      @@laurawoolley4785 Indeed✨

    • @maneissanechristmashour4755
      @maneissanechristmashour4755 3 года назад +1

      He really said "that's it...we are done playing games" I would have run first time

  • @watermeln_wlfp2.08
    @watermeln_wlfp2.08 4 года назад +158

    Another alternative title: Two idiots try to make pretzels and fail miserably

  • @Akashathesilentassassin
    @Akashathesilentassassin Год назад +10

    13:40
    Glitchtrap nearly kills Henry, but refrains because Henry is all too willing to die.

  • @spamtonthing
    @spamtonthing 4 года назад +73

    "You just a lazy weasel.."
    Everyone: .
    Glitchtrap: *Maybe I should've killed you instead of your daughter.*
    Henry: And beat the egg-
    Glitchtrap: *wow I get to beat it up?-*
    Glitchtrap: My dough is you, and your dough is me-
    Henry: **Rips the dough**
    Glitchtrap: why do I have to suffer again?
    Glitchtrap: Okay, first of all, what the F-
    Glitchtrap: Second of all, WHAT THE F-
    Glitchtrap: third of all, WHAT THE-
    Glitchtrap has stop working from cursing to many times
    Henry: **Yeets the thing at Glitchtrap**
    Glitchtrap: idc if your a kid- *k n i f e.*
    Glitchtrap has stopped working from knife to many times.
    Glitchtrap: thanks for watching I hope you enjoyed-
    Henry: **food**
    Glitchtrap: I'm not a BABY- **YEET**
    There my fav parts

  • @facelessm2311
    @facelessm2311 3 года назад +312

    Glichtrap and Henry: *throws flour at each other*
    Me: Finally I found good non click bait video

  • @huntyrzzzzblade
    @huntyrzzzzblade 4 года назад +59

    "We lost our wives!
    We lost our lives!
    ..and now were making pretzels!"
    PFFFF-

    • @Macaque_._11037_._
      @Macaque_._11037_._ 3 года назад +2

      *W H E E Z*

    • @coffee_cookie8066
      @coffee_cookie8066 3 года назад

      @@Macaque_._11037_._ hai Elizabeth do you wanna go on a killing spree with me and glitch trap?

  • @Thearttipper
    @Thearttipper 2 года назад +23

    Two favorite parts 9:18 "iM On DrUgS".