Randy Feltface - Randy Writes a Novel

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Mo-hl5ju
    @Mo-hl5ju 4 года назад +5983

    The real plot twist is the story of Morgan is real and he only said it was a lie because he noticed Morgan sitting in the audience, still wielding his hammer.

    • @Pairrot
      @Pairrot 3 года назад +276

      It’s chill though he’s just there to ask if Randy wants the remains of the bookshelf back

    • @LezBotw
      @LezBotw 3 года назад +254

      “I saw Morgan in my head”
      Morgan wielding the hammer:*whispers*I will kill you if you say I’m real

    • @mellowish8195
      @mellowish8195 3 года назад +123

      @Deven Rashid he goes by a fake name now: Mathew

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 3 года назад +81

      Morgan takes Sammy by the shoulder and whispers lowly.
      "Tickets please."

    • @lordpun7779
      @lordpun7779 3 года назад +14

      @@mellowish8195 GASP!!!! OH MY

  • @karrieanderson6010
    @karrieanderson6010 4 года назад +4901

    If I pulled over a puppet I would take a breath test first

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 3 года назад +13

      😍

    • @beezechurger797
      @beezechurger797 3 года назад +153

      If that happened I'd stop and say to myself " What a minute. I'm not a cop. What am I doing here?" And then I would turn around and be on my merry way.

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 года назад +8

      @@beezechurger797 lol

    • @camillaclay5422
      @camillaclay5422 3 года назад +5

      HAHAHAHA THIS

    • @user-si2iq1ul6c
      @user-si2iq1ul6c 3 года назад +3

      He mentioned his human self and I know it was a joke

  • @minerharry
    @minerharry Год назад +2923

    The fact that “it would ruin the magic” registered in my head as “oh they’ll see he doesn’t have legs” instead of “oh they’ll see there’s JUST A AN ENTIRE FUCKING PERSON DOWN THERE”

    • @99EKjohn
      @99EKjohn Год назад +202

      I think it might also be a reference to him not being a ventriloquist, he's a puppeteer, less Jeff Dunham, more Jim Henson. His lips are flapping away when he's controlling the puppet, so not only would you see a person, like you do ventriloquists, but you would see him saying all the words.

    • @DeadeyeJim327
      @DeadeyeJim327 Год назад +68

      I'm quite curious how he moves when making his entrance. Is the guy rolling around laying on a cart or something? Do they remove parts of the floor so he can walk in?

    • @simpstudios206
      @simpstudios206 Год назад +21

      Why did I read this in Randy's voice XD

    • @AMcGrath82
      @AMcGrath82 Год назад +95

      @@DeadeyeJim327 In a rare interview he says he "duck walks" or "crab walks" under there. Like it's given him some back problems, and he does yoga and sees a specialist to try and keep it from hurting his posture. Interview was on something called "under the puppet" on RUclips.

    • @rebeckia8134
      @rebeckia8134 Год назад +20

      It's like a faceless RUclips for 10+ years revealing their face, it really would ruin the magic, at least that's what it's like to me

  • @bailysawyer804
    @bailysawyer804 Год назад +1826

    The irony of it all is that Randy’s “bookshelf” story is probably what he’ll be remembered most for as it’s easily the funniest thing I’ve heard in all his stand up routines

    • @BAGGY_305
      @BAGGY_305 9 месяцев назад +25

      how 'bout now? now that the feltopia special is out?

    • @AidanMillward
      @AidanMillward 8 месяцев назад +28

      The Randy gets pulled over bit was way funnier.

    • @Zebra_M
      @Zebra_M 8 месяцев назад +54

      @@BAGGY_305 I watched feltopia but still came back here to hear about Morgan. Just love the way he describes everything in it... I saw him in my head. The bestest bedtime story

    • @zusiarosenthal4674
      @zusiarosenthal4674 8 месяцев назад +6

      incredibly true

    • @zusiarosenthal4674
      @zusiarosenthal4674 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@Zebra_M nailed it

  • @theamazinggamer111
    @theamazinggamer111 4 года назад +7020

    The Gumtree Bookshelf Story is by far the greatest story Randy has ever told...

    • @SomebodyUnamed
      @SomebodyUnamed 4 года назад +23

      Ikr

    • @presidentobeng
      @presidentobeng 4 года назад +75

      And it was all most likely improvised

    • @JiReyAnimation
      @JiReyAnimation 4 года назад +187

      @@presidentobeng at first maybe, but keep in mind this isn't his only Randy Writes a Novel show, he goes to several cities to do pretty much the same act, and with each show he adds or removes jokes depending on which didn't land previously. For example the Bookshelf story didn't include Morgan's creepy laugh or Morgan driving away with Randy in the real first draft (which can be watched on this channel)

    • @DereckLunar
      @DereckLunar 4 года назад +26

      Bweeeh eh eh eh

    • @sharko3211
      @sharko3211 4 года назад +56

      AND IT WASNT EVEN REAL BUT WAS SO SPECIFIC IT COULDNT BE

  • @flaccidbannana8137
    @flaccidbannana8137 3 года назад +9353

    This guy can portray every possible emotion with those blank circles.

  • @klingon401
    @klingon401 3 года назад +4871

    okay, yes teh Gumtree story is fucking great but the pure raw energy when he screams "blueberries are fucking purple!" gets me everytime

    • @someperson9613
      @someperson9613 2 года назад +79

      Cube, I watched that small clip five times because he was twitching after he said it, just waiting for someone to say it

    • @Chris13420
      @Chris13420 2 года назад +28

      The random screeches after his WOOOOOOOO are fucking hilarious

    • @daronpoe
      @daronpoe 2 года назад +8

      You know? I came her just for a tiktok about that hilarious part, stuning.

    • @kittenclysm116
      @kittenclysm116 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @kos_011
      @kos_011 2 года назад +37

      38:44 is the timestamp for anyone wondering

  • @lasercandy14
    @lasercandy14 Год назад +1352

    I love the way he subtly references back to the honestly named bit at 1:04:50 with the “like a shitty water feature” line

    • @JeanRodo
      @JeanRodo Год назад +112

      And then earlier he’s like “I’ll be fucked if I’m driving all the way to broad meadows” I noticed that

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 Год назад +12

      and garreth

  • @AWACS_Snowblind
    @AWACS_Snowblind 4 года назад +5007

    **gets to the point where Randy mentions toxic social media and the want for validation**
    **sweats profusely for liking the video**

  • @Em-kz4yv
    @Em-kz4yv 2 года назад +6371

    The level of immersion... I genuinely got freaked out when the little coffee mug people started talking and Randy's mouth wasn't moving. Then I remembered. He's a puppet.

    • @Handlethis81637
      @Handlethis81637 2 года назад +308

      Puppet? What puppet? Randy’s a real boy.

    • @fishpodpizza544
      @fishpodpizza544 2 года назад +193

      @@Handlethis81637 you can tell because his lack of nose doesn't get longer

    • @groggysword33
      @groggysword33 2 года назад +77

      Same here man. I was like; “where’d that noise come from?!”

    • @allenlark
      @allenlark 2 года назад +71

      oh my god My brain just assumed it was prerecorded! I didn't even realize NOTHING IS STOPPING HIM FROM DOING IT LIVE

    • @allenlark
      @allenlark 2 года назад +24

      @@Hannah_theGoose 18:10

  • @uramisugi
    @uramisugi 3 года назад +5146

    "I'm not a memorable person. But if i tell a great story, maybe people will remember that instead."
    bro i came here to laugh not be emotionally destroyed by an R rated felt grape at 1 AM ☹️

    • @kilyaded7332
      @kilyaded7332 2 года назад +168

      R rated felt grape made me laugh out loud

    • @Diskest
      @Diskest 2 года назад +104

      It is 4:30 am and the funny puppet man is making me question my entire life

    • @chalor182
      @chalor182 2 года назад +20

      Currently 1:51am and yeah..

    • @ravenblackwing7888
      @ravenblackwing7888 2 года назад +11

      OMG ikr 😭😭😭

    • @Sterling_sativa
      @Sterling_sativa 2 года назад +8

      bro its 2 am for me 😂

  • @inprogs
    @inprogs Год назад +532

    you can feel that silence after 1:08:30, just cold chill silence, beautiful that someone can still move people that way, it makes the whole show superb

    • @Iniesta855
      @Iniesta855 Год назад +15

      Thank you my friend for feeling this! You're amazing.

    • @Gercho-san
      @Gercho-san 6 месяцев назад +18

      That's probably my favorite moment of the show, they're all paying absolute attention because he's spilling some real wisdom out, but at the same time waiting for the punchline.

  • @grimsweetener
    @grimsweetener 3 года назад +9555

    Randy: _I’m scared_
    Random people in the crowd:
    *Awwww*
    Randy: Ah f*ck off

    • @arandomduckwithinternet.8412
      @arandomduckwithinternet.8412 3 года назад +114

      crowd:
      HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @skinny_boi0796
      @skinny_boi0796 3 года назад +11

      @@arandomduckwithinternet.8412 😆😆

    • @noobgod4272
      @noobgod4272 3 года назад +11

      Timestamp?

    • @lovrogs7529
      @lovrogs7529 3 года назад +30

      @@noobgod4272 10:40

    • @Tubig4
      @Tubig4 3 года назад +21

      i read this and for a moment i was like what and then it happened

  • @enderethan6842
    @enderethan6842 3 года назад +15951

    Dude, randy's movements are so fluid I actually forgot he was a puppet

  • @majomaheriose
    @majomaheriose 2 года назад +3617

    "When we are reduced to such a level of crisp simplicity, fear cannot exist"
    I think I found my senior quote

    • @slayerdave6899
      @slayerdave6899 2 года назад +21

      For real right?

    • @majomaheriose
      @majomaheriose 2 года назад +49

      @@slayerdave6899 if I end up deciding to attend the ceremony (not likely, to be honest)
      Then yeah
      It is pretty much the exact taste of positive nihilism that I strive for

    • @pakman5542
      @pakman5542 2 года назад +13

      @@majomaheriose that is the most high school sentence I’ve ever read

    • @majomaheriose
      @majomaheriose 2 года назад +20

      @@pakman5542 you do realize that 1. You didn't have to come and say that, 2. "Senior phrases" are a thing outside of high-school and 3. Bud, this is RUclips. You're probably 10 minutes away of hearing something more "high-school like" as you put it.
      So why are you on my replys? And why do you need to be rude to people?

    • @henrygrey7857
      @henrygrey7857 Год назад +5

      Mine is “a reeeeeaaaal HUMDINGER”

  • @CallOfTheVoid06
    @CallOfTheVoid06 Год назад +385

    The ending just hits right through my veins and leaves an untouchable wound that will last for centuries and make me think of this puppet whenever I try to find meaning in what I do in life. It's a true legacy for me Randy. Thanks for the wholesome show!

    • @GalvesR
      @GalvesR Год назад +8

      Same!

    • @joeleboeuf
      @joeleboeuf 11 месяцев назад

      Was he ever going to read the book?

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 3 года назад +4134

    The Gumtree story is already impressive enough. But when you watch it, try to look for all the little things that make it seem real. The tiny mentions of facts that never come up again, referencing the text when Randy gets to the house, etc. Hell, he even makes assumptions about a person he’s made up to the audience, going off on a completely different joke in the process. The misdirection in this story plays off the audience itself, and it’s utterly mind blowing.

    • @Darth_Supaku
      @Darth_Supaku 3 года назад +237

      It's even crazier whenever you realize that it's a dumbed down kicked around and then exaggerated version of his Hemingway bit over a shorter period of (in-story) time

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 3 года назад +138

      I think I understand why it feels so unsatisfying to know that wasn't real
      It's because it felt real
      It's not your usual made up fiction where no matter what happens we will always have the safety net of "no matter how real this may feel it isn't" (something a lot of horror writers have to work hard just so the audience doesn't realize) but in this case we jumped blindly into the story receiving flashes of light that darkened as fast as they appeared(the twists) only to be followed by even more light and a lingering feeling of brightness during the dark moments making so we craved some sort of end or a floor to hit but afterwards we learn that we were in the net all along, no matter how big those twists and turns were they didn't happen
      The point of fiction is to feel real while the point that stories based on something that really happened is to not feel fictional but this hits an interesting place where it feels so real we didn't realize it was made up, I think that we like stories like this because they sound so crazy that they couldn't possibly happen but with enough details and a good enough presentation we might start to question that belief to the point where we throw the entire question out the window because it sounds dumb seeing the amount of small notes and bits that make it seem like a retelling of randy's life, and it takes us out of our usual repetitive routine into a small tale we would gush about to our friends for months whenever we had the chance

    • @elijahkelley7616
      @elijahkelley7616 2 года назад +15

      @Max Ducks I see you're a 40k fan too, good sir

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 2 года назад +58

      My friend started screaming when Randy revealed it was fake, he genuinely felt betrayed by this grape man

    • @darknekosan2091
      @darknekosan2091 2 года назад +30

      I’ve watched this so many times. And the more I watch it, the Morgan story is kinda a combination of the other topics Randy talked about, This time I noticed the mention of broad meadows

  • @annasendin742
    @annasendin742 3 года назад +3614

    11:15 "Matthew"
    11:23 "Matty"
    11:37 "Matt"
    12:27 "Matty, Matteroonie, Matterectomy"
    12:33 "Mattenoonles"
    12:44 "Mattress"
    kudos to the Matthew guy

    • @Matt-jb5rg
      @Matt-jb5rg 3 года назад +96

      I’m surprised he didn’t give a welcome mat

    • @smallone2351
      @smallone2351 3 года назад +71

      19:25

    • @magpieMOB
      @magpieMOB 3 года назад +23

      Thank you for the timestamps

    • @passebee
      @passebee 3 года назад +1

      Thank you

    • @1800JokesOnYou
      @1800JokesOnYou 3 года назад +22

      "Please, without further ado, welcome to the stage, the rejected one, MATTHEW!"

  • @dmj271095
    @dmj271095 3 года назад +3162

    I will never not be amazed by how alive he manages to make his puppet

    • @joelinbrown9792
      @joelinbrown9792 3 года назад +47

      It’s unreal, especially since it’s only one person I believe.

    • @f1reguy587
      @f1reguy587 2 года назад +44

      Yeah, it’s gotta be physically demanding on top of remembering what he’s said and reiterating it on topic as the needs arise throughout, ie mentioning Broadmeadows during the bookshelf gumtree section, after having talked about it in passing 5 mins earlier, the guy has a lot going on. Mouth movements is another….

    • @beeeeeesbury
      @beeeeeesbury 2 года назад +17

      Wait... puppet?

    • @Incommensurableme
      @Incommensurableme 2 года назад +5

      I'm sorry. I really am sorry.. But uh.. Thats what she said.

    • @jezebulls
      @jezebulls 2 года назад +8

      09:34 I had to rewatch this joke twice to fully get it and rewatched it many times again just because I forgot he can’t see the audience cuz he’s a puppet.

  • @pastorslant
    @pastorslant Год назад +853

    This is somehow the most chaotic, hysterical, infuriating and profound thing I've seen on RUclips. Randy is truly wild.

  • @mackit
    @mackit 3 года назад +2953

    You know someone’s good at puppetry when you’re amazed at how good the *puppet* is at ventriloquism! I legit had to stop myself at the coffee cup bit because my brain thought the puppet was projecting its voice.

    • @giannacarter9711
      @giannacarter9711 2 года назад +150

      LITERALLY the 'fungi' started talking and i fully thought they were being voiced by someone offstage with a mic. it didnt occur to me right away that the puppeteer was speaking and just. not moving randy's mouth.

    •  2 года назад +29

      Yeah that bit is trippy!

    • @daemocoles
      @daemocoles 2 года назад +18

      That voice made me bolt upright, it was a bit freaky while my mind was working it out...too slowly.

    • @seer62
      @seer62 2 года назад +4

      1 thousandth liker. deserves more likes though 😡

  • @cailinwilson4988
    @cailinwilson4988 3 года назад +2134

    The way he can command an entire crowd while only walking 5ft and using a puppet, is astronomical.

    • @alexhb12333
      @alexhb12333 3 года назад +46

      why'll
      WHY'LL

    • @lethalsandwhich
      @lethalsandwhich 3 года назад +18

      @@alexhb12333 I feel **you’re** pain :p

    • @tonyspizza4081
      @tonyspizza4081 3 года назад +13

      The way you can use why’ll instead of while is astronomical

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 3 года назад +11

      I just had a fucking stroke reading this comment. I am so HIGHLY impressed with the fact that you chose to write out *while* as *why will* that I am almost positive that you did it on purpose

    • @cailinwilson4988
      @cailinwilson4988 3 года назад +5

      I literally did not mean to do that 😔

  • @Doctor_Clump
    @Doctor_Clump Год назад +4331

    The fact that Randy's expression changes throughout the show literally without ever changing is truly remarkable!

    • @lazyliongames6660
      @lazyliongames6660 Год назад +23

      True

    • @lud3445
      @lud3445 Год назад +34

      The magic of puppets

    • @drumset7916
      @drumset7916 Год назад +9

      i always seen that but you made me notice that

    • @IDontKnowIJustDo
      @IDontKnowIJustDo Год назад +18

      Exactly. Randy Feltface shows more emotion than Twilight.

    • @murasaki848
      @murasaki848 Год назад +16

      I guess it's like a drawing. If most of the elements are spot on, one missing is just filled in by the mind. His timing both kinetically and vocally are exaggerated perfection.
      My favorite moment is in The Book of Randicus, where they show little short films at several points in between his standup. At one point, Randy is talking on a phone, telling his mum "No, I'm good, I'm good, just a little tired." Then when he hangs up he gets frustrated getting the handset to stay on hook, then just collapses against the phone with a sigh. IRL I am constantly on the road for work, and I said to myself, "Man, I know that feeling. Soul-weary from the road." Then I remembered it was a puppet. Just amazing Heath could make me resonate like that with a bits of foam, plastic, and felt.
      Hadn't had a puppet evoke such a strong emotion since I was a kid watching Jim Henson doing "Time in a Bottle" on the Muppet Show.

  • @forgot7en
    @forgot7en 11 месяцев назад +200

    When he said:
    "Walking to Sky: Chapter I.
    *takes a deep breath*
    .....*stammers weakly*......."
    I felt that.

    • @ericmonaco4509
      @ericmonaco4509 Месяц назад +2

      And then just out of nowhere "I bought a bookshelf on Gumtree recently"

  • @themysterybox828
    @themysterybox828 3 года назад +2999

    "Fuck your head and the neck it rode in on, your vanity is sucking up my bandwidth" IS the greatest quote of our generation! Lmao!!

  • @stevecrow559
    @stevecrow559 2 года назад +3917

    Morgan is the best fake story I've ever heard. I was crying so hard when he was pulling the mailbox out I had to shut off my phone for a couple minutes so I wouldn't miss anything.

    • @idc5309
      @idc5309 2 года назад +193

      I was just about to write I hope Morgan’s doing well now and then Randy said it was fake, crazy shit

    • @themerchantofengland
      @themerchantofengland 2 года назад +42

      I've just discovered him, he's fucking great!

    • @littlefieryone2825
      @littlefieryone2825 2 года назад +105

      I think the best part is that it's a perfect fit for what Randy taught us about Ernest Hemingway. After learning about all the crazy shit that guy went through, Morgan's story just feels that much more plausible.

    • @theblackgoatofthewoods
      @theblackgoatofthewoods Год назад +23

      The scuba diver is also fake

    • @mayvalley
      @mayvalley Год назад +22

      @@theblackgoatofthewoodsthis is devastating news

  • @chipmiller4350
    @chipmiller4350 4 года назад +1911

    “Margret, get some biscuits! There’s some new fangled stuff going on here!”

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 4 года назад +34

      Whenever there’s something new, I react with that. ‘Oh, a translation app? Margret, get some biscuits! There’s some new fangled stuff going on here!’

    • @oobernoober7617
      @oobernoober7617 3 года назад +23

      Me: sees daily youtube video being uploaded 48 minutes late, but is also twice as long as normal
      Also me: MARGRET GET SOME BISCUITS, *THERE'S SOME NEW FANGLED SHIT GOIN' ON IN HYAAA*

    • @townesscott6185
      @townesscott6185 3 года назад +7

      I've got you the bis- AAAHHHJ

  • @tinkywinky9087
    @tinkywinky9087 Год назад +476

    38:54 This quote will always be legendary.

    • @chrisc9526
      @chrisc9526 9 месяцев назад +14

      He was waiting for that

  • @dAforgetful01
    @dAforgetful01 2 года назад +5417

    "blueberries are FUCKING PURPLE!" kills me every single time like he'd just been WAITING for someone to name blueberries

    • @shadowrosegaming3566
      @shadowrosegaming3566 2 года назад +173

      He definitely was because it was guaranteed someone was going to

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 Год назад +33

      @@shadowrosegaming3566 I was waiting for it

    • @henrygrey7857
      @henrygrey7857 Год назад

      THEYRE FUCKIN P. U. R. P. L. E.

    • @justindunbar9476
      @justindunbar9476 Год назад +65

      When the color is in the name, it's hard NOT to think of them.

    • @Mblazo289
      @Mblazo289 Год назад +39

      Just like grapes. They called the green ones white grapes like wtf 😂

  • @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver
    @M4k4r_Th3_D3lver 4 года назад +2167

    This is an absolute classic! May the story of Morgan having an aneurism over a bookshelf live on in the hearts of us all!

    • @juango500
      @juango500 4 года назад +8

      Finally I am early for something!

    • @Sidewinder1996
      @Sidewinder1996 4 года назад +24

      Morgans life crisis is 2020 in a nutshell

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync 4 года назад +9

      Still an absolute classic story.

    • @SomebodyUnamed
      @SomebodyUnamed 4 года назад +4

      YES LMAO

    • @gravi1ty798
      @gravi1ty798 4 года назад +15

      It is i, Garif the bookshelf guy. I have a bookshelf cave

  • @asadelfadillah8008
    @asadelfadillah8008 Год назад +1978

    Dude made a memorable TedTalk disguised as a comedy show for an hour straight and I am all in for it.
    Loved his talk about artistic value, because it is true, most of the world's most famous artists only managed to gain worldwide recognition after their deaths and not in their lifetime, and as he said people like Ernest Hemingway was remembered for his artistic life than his personal one.

    • @DwiteLoot
      @DwiteLoot Год назад +80

      Seriously gave me Bo Burnham vibes at times. Another comedian who refuses to shy away from the ‘deep stuff’ yet somehow makes it so poignant, relatable, and funny that you find yourself not just laughing but actually *engaging* with the show. Loved every second, can’t wait to see more.

    • @Dan-qy6zv
      @Dan-qy6zv Год назад +6

      Truth. I honestly didn't know about the shit hand of life Vincent Van Gogh was given until I watched Doctor Who. I only knew about his "The Starry Night" painting and nothing much else like how he cut off his own fucking ear off.

  • @ManoftheHour1987
    @ManoftheHour1987 Год назад +88

    46:25 best part. We all saw Morgan in our heads, and we loved him for it

  • @TheCSJones
    @TheCSJones 2 года назад +3519

    11:45: "Rack it up, mate, you wear those scars like a fucking warrior" is such an underrated inspirational line even if it's a joke.

    • @Ozloz
      @Ozloz 2 года назад +42

      Fucking agreed

    • @skinder124
      @skinder124 2 года назад +18

      absolutely! glad someone pointed this out

    • @deserttraveller25
      @deserttraveller25 2 года назад +11

      Very true, just the phrase I needed to hear

    • @Zedigan
      @Zedigan 2 года назад +35

      It's definitely given me more romantic confidence, and its actually worked...
      ...that being said, does anyone need a bookshelf?

    • @philonetic321
      @philonetic321 2 года назад +7

      Poor Mattress broke out of his shell for the first time and didn't know how to feel. 🤣

  • @jaycie5021
    @jaycie5021 4 года назад +1670

    RUclips:randy just uploaded an old show you've seen a dozen times.
    Me:I've not watched it this month

    • @docduck8334
      @docduck8334 4 года назад +15

      I've not watched it this week

    • @GoblinZone1
      @GoblinZone1 4 года назад +5

      Every other day, one of the segments appear in the feed

    • @GoblinZone1
      @GoblinZone1 4 года назад +2

      And I'm like ok here we go again

    • @GoblinZone1
      @GoblinZone1 4 года назад +2

      Though I will admit the breath segment I haven't seen since the bootleg crowd video I saw from randy back in '18

    • @GoblinZone1
      @GoblinZone1 4 года назад

      Though I will admit the breath segment I haven't seen since the bootleg crowd video I saw from randy back in '18

  • @calebperkins864
    @calebperkins864 4 года назад +3638

    TWO WORDS:
    NETFLIX
    SPECIAL

    • @gyn9675
      @gyn9675 3 года назад +54

      omg i would love for him to have a netflix special

    • @buttholeserfer
      @buttholeserfer 3 года назад +88

      4 words
      ACTUALLY
      FUNNY
      NETFLIX
      SPECIAL

    • @addamz3277
      @addamz3277 3 года назад +9

      Caleb is just as bad as Brāden😂

    • @justajcrispy3406
      @justajcrispy3406 3 года назад +5

      @@addamz3277 Adam is just as bad as Aaron 😂

    • @drneotech7254
      @drneotech7254 3 года назад +23

      @@buttholeserfer 4 words:
      BO
      BURNHAM
      RICKY
      GERVAIS

  • @torazely
    @torazely 8 месяцев назад +31

    Looking over Ernest Hemmingway's life has convinced me that the gods gave him depression because if he didn't have it, he would have overthrown heaven and hell by the age of 20.

  • @raccoon3271
    @raccoon3271 3 года назад +5945

    “…….I’m too scared….”
    “Awww”
    “Oh fuck off.”
    I love this puppet.

  • @theamazingfilmguy3070
    @theamazingfilmguy3070 4 года назад +2351

    *I NEED MORE RANDY FELTFACE DOING STAND UP*

    • @LucaGel23
      @LucaGel23 4 года назад +82

      You mean arms up?

    • @Fethos
      @Fethos 4 года назад +27

      Same. Would love to see more on this youtube channel.

    • @arandomduckwithinternet.8412
      @arandomduckwithinternet.8412 3 года назад +9

      *YES*

    • @mikelowry6286
      @mikelowry6286 3 года назад +12

      Randy is sober is a funny one it's a little over a hour

    • @greengang9326
      @greengang9326 3 года назад +4

      @@mikelowry6286 thx that is really nice

  • @AMcGrath82
    @AMcGrath82 Год назад +119

    18:41 The ability to pull this entire speech still amazes me.

  • @bigboibebop
    @bigboibebop 2 года назад +2035

    Really love how it swaps between Ted talk and comedy special. He still seems a bit afraid to talk about extremely deep things and I think that’s because he’s performing as a comedian and is afraid of disappointing his audience, but I really enjoyed the breaks into his deeper ideas. That book is something I’d want to get my hands on, just to see more of how he expresses his ideas.

    • @MrOnay-px1jx
      @MrOnay-px1jx Год назад +11

      It's too blatant and preachy and not as organic as more seasoned comics but hes gotten better at it

    • @jintekki
      @jintekki Год назад +34

      I think it's really good that he doesn't get too deep. He is a comedian, and there's nothing more aggravating than paying for a comedy special and just getting lectured at for an hour like some "comics" do. I think he strikes a pretty healthy balance.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Год назад +3

      @Batel Avrahamov no

    • @Runnersfree
      @Runnersfree Год назад +2

      ​@@MrOnay-px1jx aww someone's triggered

    • @MrOnay-px1jx
      @MrOnay-px1jx Год назад

      @@Runnersfree ?

  • @PokeRanger94
    @PokeRanger94 4 года назад +1954

    I refuse to believe that story is made up and Morgan isn’t a real person.

  • @enesimajebi2935
    @enesimajebi2935 3 года назад +3509

    So in conclusion: Ernest Hemingway was fucking metal

    • @Metalman72718
      @Metalman72718 3 года назад +14

      Indeed

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 года назад +86

      Not a faithful husband, but a badass dude. You had to be some degree of bad ass to work for the K.G.B.
      Fucking platinum legend

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 3 года назад +9

      @@Callsign_Bear yes to work for one of the most opressive organizations of all time, what joy

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 года назад +44

      @@oz_jones I wasn't saying the organization was good.

    • @seanwaddell2659
      @seanwaddell2659 3 года назад +25

      @@oz_jones
      During what part of that did ZeroDawn endorse the KGB as a good organization?

  • @hardermusic
    @hardermusic Год назад +116

    I have literally cried when Randy was talking about the human experience and fear in the end. How the show went flawlessly from an-hour-and-then-some of laughing to giving the audience something to really think about and just sending us off with an implication of how performing in the show has changed Randy? That was an emotional roller coaster of the best kind. Thanks so much for this experience!

  • @soupmug
    @soupmug 3 года назад +2884

    0:00 - Introduction
    (1:47 - Lighting Guy Shoutout)
    2:20 - Getting Pulled Over Sober (and Pretending to be Drunk During It)
    6:03 - Randy Wrote A Novel
    7:34 - Hoarders
    8:36 - Walking to Skye
    10:00 - Chapter 1
    10:45 - Taste
    11:06 - Unpack Some Sh*t (Matthew's introduction)
    12:23 - Failure
    12:47 - The First Draft of Everything
    (13:05 - Fifty Shades of Grey Fanfic)
    13:54 - Broadmeadows Pt. 1 (WHOOOO)
    (14:08 - Whooing)
    14:48 - Broadmeadows Pt. 2 (Honest Names)
    15:53 - Street Names
    17:07 - Chapter 1
    18:42 - The Life and Times of Ernest Miller Hemingway in Approximately 3 and a Half Minutes
    22:23 - What A Unit!/Procrastination
    23:42 - Doing the One
    25:21 - Yoga Instructors
    26:03 - Buddhism
    28:58 - Go Set A Watchman
    31:45 - Artistic Legacy
    34:07 - From the Moment We're Born
    34:47 - Let's Talk About Death!
    36:38 - Veganism
    37:57 - Brayden Can't Eat Blue
    39:49 - Sharks
    41:05 - That Weird Disconnect/The Beef Capital
    44:01 - Finally Reading It/McDonalds Delivery
    45:32 - Chapter 1
    46:21 - Randy Buys a Bookshelf off of Gumtree
    1:06:34 - Plot Twist
    1:07:44 - Ending Monologue
    1:10:39 - Chapter 1
    (This is copy-pasted from an old reupload of this show, done by a channel called Ducky Media. I did not make this. However, I have edited some timestamps to more accurately match this version.)

  • @anitapepita1909
    @anitapepita1909 Год назад +3237

    I couldnt sleep..discovered this funny Purple dude scrolling on tiktok of all things..and i've watched 2 specials now,laughing so hard that the rest of the house got awoken several times. Thanks Randy for giving us these free specials, -they're BRILLIANT! Netflix needs to give this guy his own damn special!!

    • @NoodleBomber
      @NoodleBomber Год назад +27

      Me too, I now definitely can't sleep I'm laughing that much 🤣

    • @brookelewis1184
      @brookelewis1184 Год назад +8

      I'm doing the exact same thing. Haha.🤣

    • @frederickfugglesworth9877
      @frederickfugglesworth9877 Год назад +13

      Can't wait for the live-action Netflix adaptation.

    • @CommissarMitch
      @CommissarMitch Год назад +4

      Same. Been binging his entire content.

    • @damienmoon3157
      @damienmoon3157 Год назад +3

      got high I've been having a GREAT time

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures 3 года назад +1716

    Randy: Name me one blue food
    Audience member: Blueberries!
    Randy: *Starts violently shaking* BLUEBERRIES ARE FFFUCKING PURPLE!

  • @Et.Colborn1902
    @Et.Colborn1902 8 месяцев назад +12

    One of my favourite special of any comic
    It goes from hilarity to philosophical so seamless, it's shows his skill to entertain. It looks at so many topic but never loses track it, it's astonishing 10/10

  • @A113-p9e
    @A113-p9e 2 года назад +1106

    “BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE!”
    That line made my sides hurt. : D

    • @lolshadoyt
      @lolshadoyt 2 года назад +30

      name me one blue food!
      *bluebe-*
      (big inhale)
      BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE.

    • @Vengeful1oh1
      @Vengeful1oh1 2 года назад +15

      38:50

    • @NTWoo95
      @NTWoo95 2 года назад +13

      That, and “BLUE MEANS SHAAAAKS IN IT!” made my stomach hurt from laughing

    • @narrissagaines5128
      @narrissagaines5128 Год назад +1

      Favorite line of the entire show

    • @vitricewashington6510
      @vitricewashington6510 Год назад +3

      "*sighs*.. I'm too scared"
      "Aww..."
      "Fuckoff"
      *Laughter*

  • @RampAgentLife
    @RampAgentLife 3 года назад +2409

    "You cool, Matt? "
    "Yep"
    "Sick."
    😂

  • @Maxler5795
    @Maxler5795 Год назад +1054

    Randy is one of those great comedians that doesnt say "fuck" too much or too little. Just enough to land every time

    • @JgHaverty
      @JgHaverty Год назад +20

      Haha i think thats more turf of being an aussie 😂

    • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
      @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 Год назад

      To quote Chapter 2 Verse 26 of the Book of Randicus: "Go fuck yourself."

    • @DeadlockDrago
      @DeadlockDrago Год назад +17

      Randy: I'm too scared.
      Audience laughs
      Also Randy: Oh fuck off.

    • @5446-r3t
      @5446-r3t Год назад +7

      You can never say fuck to many times.

    • @JaneAustininthecompostin
      @JaneAustininthecompostin Год назад

      ⁠@@5446-r3t “Shut the fuck up, fuckhead”
      That’s my counter argument

  • @LordExetior
    @LordExetior Год назад +134

    5:30 I only just realized Randy was making the desk slam noise with his mouth lmao

  • @orthusgames9888
    @orthusgames9888 2 года назад +909

    The funniest part of the Morgan story is imagining that little purple puppet doing everything in the story.

  • @jaredbowman7764
    @jaredbowman7764 2 года назад +811

    I like how I began this journey completely convinced that Randy would eventually read some of his book. That it was more than just a clever framing for his comedy skit, an extraneous detail to add spice to his narrative. And then about half and hour in I realized I had been duped. Or more accurately I had duped myself into believing that he, a puppet, could in fact read, even after he made a joke out of being blind to the world.

    • @247webgirl
      @247webgirl Год назад +47

      That joke should’ve been the clue that he’d never actually read it 😂and yet we’re almost instantly pulled back into the immersion, especially after the banter with Matterectomy

    • @fraziercrawford
      @fraziercrawford Год назад +5

      @@247webgirl Mattarino 😂

    • @CheshireCad
      @CheshireCad Год назад +29

      Here's a fun little behind-the-scenes tidbit: Randy's puppeteer keeps a complete copy of Walking to Skye underneath the desk, so that he can quickly and believably not read any of it during the show.

    • @edopronk1303
      @edopronk1303 Год назад +1

      ​@@CheshireCad😂

    • @bluewolf619125
      @bluewolf619125 Год назад +4

      I kept believing because I convinced myself there would be some trick to how he read his book.

  • @skadoosher7747
    @skadoosher7747 2 года назад +1385

    Randy spending months making the bookshelf story as ENTHRALLING AS POSSIBLE shows he really is a writer at heart. Also love how the twist that its fake doesn't affect the enjoyability of it on rewatch what so ever.

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 2 года назад +49

      I like to think the story is real, but he said it wasn't for a plot twist. It's too good a story to be fake and I really want Morgan's revenge to exist in the real world

    • @skadoosher7747
      @skadoosher7747 2 года назад +68

      @@aliengranpa stage 1: Denial

    • @shadowrosegaming3566
      @shadowrosegaming3566 2 года назад +14

      @@aliengranpa agreed justice for morgan

    • @spudz2186
      @spudz2186 Год назад +7

      wait it's fake?

    • @mrsteamie4196
      @mrsteamie4196 Год назад +3

      God yes I love that fucking story

  • @mannysmith4097
    @mannysmith4097 8 месяцев назад +15

    The ending is legendary. "Fear cannot exist." That's a powerful line there, and I thank you for delivering it, Randy. Flawless performance! 👏👏👏

  • @greyygoblinn5639
    @greyygoblinn5639 4 года назад +719

    The most impressive thing is the puppeteer is operating both of Randy’s extremely animated and most of the time moving at the same time hands/arms with only one hand. Like idk how he even does it. He’s more expressive then some regular stand up comedians. Oh and the hoarders bit always kills me

    • @MrMadre
      @MrMadre 3 года назад +66

      What puppeteer? He's just a purple dude.

    • @carrotcakecat
      @carrotcakecat 3 года назад +39

      That's kind of racist. You think that just because he's purple he's a puppet?! Unbelievable!

    • @traceyjacobsen8544
      @traceyjacobsen8544 3 года назад +12

      I think he controls the body, head and mouth with one hand and the arms with another and he uses his fingers to move the sticks to animate the arms

    • @311kean
      @311kean 3 года назад +15

      ruclips.net/video/VwLXo9y-qA0/видео.html
      For anyone who genuinely curious how he did it. And yes, that's him.

    • @GlaciesYin
      @GlaciesYin 3 года назад +5

      @@311kean Thanks. I figured it's one hand for both hand dowels, but his ability to manipulate the dowels such that the arms look so natural astounds me.

  • @lucasdematteo9266
    @lucasdematteo9266 3 года назад +675

    Can we just talk about how this man went from storyteller to philosopher

    • @bigboibebop
      @bigboibebop 2 года назад +4

      Many philosophers take that path

  • @maxgrieve
    @maxgrieve 3 года назад +790

    I know the yarn about Morgan's bookshelf (rightly) gets most of the plaudits, but the drink-driving skit is one of the best openings to a set I've ever seen.

  • @avrilluz2171
    @avrilluz2171 Год назад +51

    As a writer myself, the ending just took me the fuck out because that monologue was like seeing the face of God and he just grabbed me by the throat and beat my ass with my unwritten books, asking what I'm going to do about it. Thank you, Randy, for giving a high school student an existential fucking crisis! It was fantastic!

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore Год назад +3

      Some of the greatest writing of all time.

  • @forrestmeraki1474
    @forrestmeraki1474 3 года назад +579

    "Demonically possessed baritone kookaburra" is the single greatest string of words I've ever heard

  • @claudbot3916
    @claudbot3916 2 года назад +942

    “ BLUE MEANS SHAARKS IN IT! “
    that will be my most favorite quote ever from this show

    • @GengarGuy999
      @GengarGuy999 2 года назад +16

      I love how genuinely scared Randy sounds when he says it.

    • @Muir-Jarod
      @Muir-Jarod Год назад +10

      "If you go into its bit you're going to get bit. That's the lesson."

    • @ryanthoms
      @ryanthoms Год назад +5

      Mine is “if you planted mint and it came up blue, you would *sets* that *shit* on *fire* ”😂

  • @TheWilloBee10
    @TheWilloBee10 3 года назад +552

    10:39 Randy: I'm too scared
    Audience: Awwwww
    Randy: Oh f*ck off
    The simplicity of the delivery killed me 😂

  • @belphegor9113
    @belphegor9113 Год назад +332

    I laughed unreasonably hard at the words "it was that one Gareth, well done."

    • @NZBigfoot
      @NZBigfoot Год назад +18

      Try taking it from my perspective... being named Gareth, and having a father who was a woodwork teacher, and who often came home from work with stories about kids loosing fingers to bandsaws and circular saws that day.

    • @KingArgus-fy5xq
      @KingArgus-fy5xq 3 месяца назад

      ​@@NZBigfoot well fuck

    • @meatkirbo
      @meatkirbo 2 месяца назад +2

      @@NZBigfootI would be terrified of what else Randy knows. Beware the Felt

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 Год назад +1166

    5:45 It really is an amazing feeling. Back in college the security officers would check me often, namely since I drank this fancy imported soda that came in glass bottles. Every time they were left dumbstruck that I was sober despite stumbling about, admittedly due to nerve damage and dehydration. Senior year a new guy, really gungho and excited to be there type asks me aside after seeing me nearly collapse, bottles haphazardly stuffed into my coats pockets, labels removed, etc. He kept me there for so long because he thought his breathalyzer had broken and had requested another security officer to come on by. The guy draws close, sees me in the lamp light and goes “Oh God damn it, it’s just Sullivan again. Just let him go, he’s not drunk, just an idiot.”

    • @torazely
      @torazely Год назад +111

      Hell of a legacy fam. Wear it with pride.

    • @bookworm_mania2243
      @bookworm_mania2243 Год назад +85

      "he's not drunk, just an idiot" WEAR THAT AS A BADGE OF PRIDE!

    • @paragonjones13
      @paragonjones13 Год назад +14

      What was that about nerve damage?

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 Год назад +50

      @@paragonjones13 Used to be a caffeine addict. Resulted in three heart attacks and a stroke. Went cold turkey from energy drinks. Now I just drink tea and some sodas.

    • @paragonjones13
      @paragonjones13 Год назад +18

      @@hiddendesire3076 oh dear
      Are you doing better now?

  • @questwalkerko
    @questwalkerko 3 года назад +700

    0:36 Intro
    2:20 Alcohol Shenanigans
    6:03 I Wrote a Book
    10:01 Tastes
    17:07 Ernest Hemingway
    22:24 Books 1
    23:10 Procrastinating
    23:42 Books 2
    25:00 Societal Stagnation
    26:03 Buddhism
    28:02 Collect noun for Monkeys
    28:58 Books 3; Go Set a Watchman
    34:02 Humanity
    34:46 Death
    36:15 Joke
    36:37 Veganism
    37:57 Blue
    39:48 Sharks
    41:04 Mental Disconnect and Food
    44:20 Fast Food and Typewriter
    46:20 Gumtree
    1:07:43 Philosophical Epilogue
    1:10:46 The End

    • @warragulbogan
      @warragulbogan 2 года назад +12

      Someone pinn this

    • @tek4
      @tek4 2 года назад +16

      You are a hero who doesn't need the fuc%ing cape.
      Thank you kind human.

    • @mediocrebreakfast8024
      @mediocrebreakfast8024 2 года назад +5

      Thank you so much

    • @fizikabi6358
      @fizikabi6358 2 года назад +14

      13:55 broadmeadows and honestly named places

    • @anddestroy
      @anddestroy 2 года назад +2

      Thank you for this!

  • @theninjascout
    @theninjascout 4 года назад +683

    I saw Morgan in my head... Still haunts me to this day.

    • @mayvalley
      @mayvalley 3 года назад +7

      Same, I could picture him perfectly

  • @CC101CC
    @CC101CC Год назад +32

    Discovered this dude through shorts and reels, and now I'm doing a marathon of his specials. This is one of those comedians that stay in your head. I love the ones that combine comedy with bits of thoughtful and deep lessons. This is truly a lovely set.

  • @Tyler-nr6kl
    @Tyler-nr6kl 2 года назад +1374

    1:07:42 that is an unfairly profound monologue to come from a puppet which rambles about bookshelves and fisting stroke victims. Very well done and very well executed

    • @ily8760
      @ily8760 2 года назад +32

      Exactly, thats what I love most about this not only is it funny but at some points he speaks truth.

    • @fizhyfishy
      @fizhyfishy 2 года назад +13

      i feel like its a mix of the purpose of the show, the humor of Randy, and to send a moral of the story I suppose

    • @anarmadillowithagun
      @anarmadillowithagun 2 года назад +12

      reminds me a tiny bit of Bo Burnham’s “if you can live your life without an audience, you should do it”

    • @natem1579
      @natem1579 2 года назад +11

      There's something fascinatingly hilarious about a guy down on his knees holding up and miming a puppet waxing poetic.

    • @user-Phoenix125
      @user-Phoenix125 3 месяца назад +1

      Is it alright for me to admit that I find this monologue wholesome and heartwarming yet depressing and realistic? I'm sincerely asking. I don't know why it hits hard but with what Randy said, something felt so real with those words and how they just clicked. I hope I'm not dragging with what I said and I hope for you all the best.

  • @dylak4560
    @dylak4560 3 года назад +815

    Redefining how comedy is done, using the stage in creative ways, fast and witty responses to the audience, and an interesting, deep and thoughtful bit at the end, as well as an excellent finale. As a certified Bo Burnham fan, I am in love with Randy.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 2 года назад +25

      Bo has impressive timing, Randy has impressive puppetry, both are great at what they do

  • @coreybarty9366
    @coreybarty9366 2 года назад +693

    As a English major that is the beat synopsis of Hemingway's life. What a fucking champion 🏆

    • @BunToomo
      @BunToomo Год назад +28

      quite a comment for an english major tho

    • @uenragedbro
      @uenragedbro Год назад +9

      Maybe proofread your words there, English major

    • @duckatali
      @duckatali Год назад +19

      @@BunToomo hey back off they're doing their beat.

    • @Solar_StarVolt15
      @Solar_StarVolt15 Год назад +1

      @@duckatali ❄️

    • @duckatali
      @duckatali Год назад +1

      @@Solar_StarVolt15 ?

  • @sabastianconnrey6319
    @sabastianconnrey6319 Год назад +75

    The Morgan story was so good that for a moment, I forgot Randy was procrastinating reading us excerpts from his "book" LoL 🤣

  • @FantasticHaz_2
    @FantasticHaz_2 3 года назад +385

    The "there's tiny people in this" bit is super weird since it reminds you that Randy doesn't actually need to move his mouth to talk. I love it!

  • @quantum6046
    @quantum6046 3 года назад +768

    I don’t know why but him yelling “IM DOING IT” is the funniest fucking thing ever.

    • @5192aaron
      @5192aaron 3 года назад +30

      I always lose it when he follows with "OH! It's electric!"

    • @JasonAFlintham
      @JasonAFlintham 2 года назад +2

      The bit that gets me is “yes I will you fucking champion!”

  • @thegreenelephnant8100
    @thegreenelephnant8100 4 года назад +598

    This man deserve a metal or something. Or just a Netflix special

    • @Nate-bd8fg
      @Nate-bd8fg 4 года назад +13

      Medal*

    • @pctheninja
      @pctheninja 4 года назад +2

      For a second I imagined Randy in Gene Simmons makeup xD

    • @Pyriphlegeton
      @Pyriphlegeton 4 года назад +5

      Yes, please! How does one approach Netflix on this?

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 4 года назад +1

      pctheninja better yet, randy feltface drumming with Judas Priest!

    • @pctheninja
      @pctheninja 4 года назад

      @@ghazghkullthraka9714 That would be awesome xD

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment Год назад +134

    this is a puppet I need to see live.. Randy's showmanship is incredible

    • @booberfraggle
      @booberfraggle Год назад +5

      I saw him a couple of months ago and he’s even better in person!! I can’t wait for his current tour to be released- it’s easily his funniest one yet, somehow even better than this!!! I’ve genuinely never laughed harder in my life

  • @eriknajera3376
    @eriknajera3376 3 года назад +729

    "Have you had anything to drink tonight?"
    "No occifer never on a Tuesday"

    • @sirnicholas5542
      @sirnicholas5542 3 года назад +50

      “Not on a froIDAE EEAMAET

    • @scarletpachyderm
      @scarletpachyderm 3 года назад +13

      “no officer, never on a tuesday”
      “sir, its friday”

    • @elijahkelley7616
      @elijahkelley7616 2 года назад +2

      @@sirnicholas5542 one long breath into the bag please, sir

    • @friendlystoryphantom2043
      @friendlystoryphantom2043 2 года назад +1

      Thank you everyone in this comment thread for allowing me to relive the joke!

  • @marquineitor8005
    @marquineitor8005 3 года назад +1053

    The Morgan's history was so fucking epic, in every pause he made I was like What the fuck happens next I need Mooore

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 3 года назад +15

      Yes?

    • @sandclover
      @sandclover 3 года назад +7

      @@wessmoore7894Mr. Moore, do you happen to know anything Randy doesn't about Morgan?

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 3 года назад +10

      @@sandclover No, I was just playing around with the original commenter saying he needs “Mooore”.

    • @sandclover
      @sandclover 3 года назад +10

      @@wessmoore7894 Yeah I know, you just seemed particularly qualified.

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 3 года назад +6

      @@sandclover
      Quiet, or I’ll get the hammer.

  • @redstonearmory3248
    @redstonearmory3248 4 года назад +3347

    Hold on... this isn't the pirated version?!?!!
    wait 2k likes holy fuck

    • @gailengigabyte6221
      @gailengigabyte6221 4 года назад +69

      I know, right?

    • @naatkeey
      @naatkeey 4 года назад +60

      And look at all the midrolls🤣
      Eh, he deserves it tho👍

    • @kennyhmmphhp9997
      @kennyhmmphhp9997 4 года назад +21

      Nah its the one with ads

    • @H3xx99
      @H3xx99 4 года назад +52

      @@kennyhmmphhp9997 Laughs in premium.

    • @csorigeri
      @csorigeri 4 года назад +25

      I can't see the pixels anymore! What happened here? Oh, official upload years after the pirated one :D

  • @SpideyWarsStudios
    @SpideyWarsStudios Год назад +246

    34:53 I think my sense of humor is broken, because this story is what I laughed hardest at in the whole show. I legit couldn't breathe, and couldn't stop laughing at this poor guy going out that way 😂

    • @StupidWizard77
      @StupidWizard77 Год назад +7

      That is actually from an episode from the original CSI show (Season 2 Episode 5). from more than 20 years ago... might have happened for real too... i guess...
      Randy's show is hilarious and poignant, awesome all around.

    • @sanachanto
      @sanachanto Год назад +10

      It’s an urban legend that probably originated as one of those lateral thinking puzzle games, where someone describes an elaborate scene (mostly of how a person died in a strange way) and the goal of the game is to find out what happened by asking yes or no questions. They’re pretty fun.

  • @Devo2.0
    @Devo2.0 Год назад +886

    The full show.... for free.... this man is a legend

    • @intellectual_idiot
      @intellectual_idiot Год назад

      mf trying to leave a legacy behind i guess

    • @magicball3201
      @magicball3201 Год назад +65

      In "Purple Privilege" he mentions that (at least partially) he credits his rise in fame to someone else pirating and uploading the special. At this point, be a bit silly to take it down :p
      I do agree it's real nice to have it directly from him though, amazing comedian

    • @gabrielst828
      @gabrielst828 Год назад +30

      In this day and age if it's something popular it will find it's way on the internet sooner or later. Might aswell post it himself and make a few more bucks off of RUclips, right?

    • @burningcal
      @burningcal 10 месяцев назад +3

      Fucking NAILED IT

    • @austinwiltse3459
      @austinwiltse3459 8 месяцев назад +1

      More people wanna see him live now bc of it

  • @thegameslave2
    @thegameslave2 4 года назад +315

    1:07:42 It's unreal how powerful and thought provoking Randy gets at the end. It's practically tear inducing.

    • @bligaderski
      @bligaderski 3 года назад +16

      It’s a surprisingly strong monologue and one you’d never expect going into.

    • @cynthmcgpoet
      @cynthmcgpoet 2 года назад +1

      Practically? My eyes are wet.

  • @KingdomCome257
    @KingdomCome257 4 года назад +660

    The official posting! Each ad watched puts money directly in Randy's felt lined pockets, be sure to disable ad-block!

    • @lordextinction8322
      @lordextinction8322 4 года назад +20

      *stares towards those who paid for premium to never get ads*

    • @SouLeozinho
      @SouLeozinho 4 года назад +10

      @@lordextinction8322 Some of the Premium money goes to the creators, so they don't miss out on revenue.

    • @lordextinction8322
      @lordextinction8322 4 года назад +1

      @@SouLeozinho
      Then no ILL will

    • @lordextinction8322
      @lordextinction8322 4 года назад +1

      @@SouLeozinho
      Then no ill will

    • @ayoleman
      @ayoleman 4 года назад +2

      yessir

  • @claireowen9912
    @claireowen9912 3 года назад +239

    This is literally the best show I’ve ever seen. Hilarious jokes and deep intellectual thought that makes you reconsider how you are living your life. The transitions were absolutely brilliant. Well done Randy. Well done

  • @gt2692
    @gt2692 Год назад +36

    I like to imagine that everything past the first time he says "Chapter 1" is actually part of the book

  • @smallarmsfire7497
    @smallarmsfire7497 2 года назад +596

    I finished my first novel a year ago and it's still sitting on my harddrive collecting dust.
    I FELT this.

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 2 года назад +13

      hehe, felt

    • @odiariodeumescritor5775
      @odiariodeumescritor5775 2 года назад +10

      I feel you, brother.
      I am also a writer and I have published my first two works and tried to live out of it, without sucess, even though people really think my writing is very good. The path of the writer has always been tough but I do believe that with persistance and consistance we might have a shot at making history while living. I don't know your name but I would be happy to know that you shared you story with the world.
      The world needs writers, even if it doesn't realize. Good luck on your journey

    • @michaelimhof4212
      @michaelimhof4212 2 года назад +9

      I'm sorry it didn't work out for you (yet?).
      Before I even started writing my first novel, I read an interview with a successful author who said that (unless you write a massive bestseller), you'll need to churn out a new one about every year to be able to make a living on it. I already knew then that this wasn't going to happen for me, which made me pursue my writing purely as a hobby while studying something completely different.
      Of course, I was still very eager to get my first novel published (the first draft was shit, but I was quite happy with the umpteenth revision), and I'm currently trying to do so with the sequel after my previous publisher went out of business (not my fault 😉), but I'm quite glad that I don't have to worry about it being profitable, but rather just a way for me to let others take part in my path through the tall grass 🙂.
      Of course, it would be nice if I could have some success and maybe get famous, but that's just a dream... But I will never sign a contract - no matter for how much - that would impose a deadline or any other kind of pressure on my writing. It's my hobby first and foremost, and I will not let anyone ruin it for me!
      ...
      Just some advice to any aspiring writers, from a, frankly, still rather young and unexperienced writer 😅. Take it or leave it - I'm just gonna get on watching Randy's videos now...

    • @katturman
      @katturman 2 года назад

      kehe felt

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 2 года назад +5

      Half of the replies I have to scroll down to read the full thing
      And half of the them are “hehe, felt”

  • @Hartford1992
    @Hartford1992 4 года назад +434

    "Fear Cannot Exist"
    Your show saved my life and my marriage, Randy. I am eternally grateful for you.

    • @odellelottering9375
      @odellelottering9375 3 года назад +6

      Please share?

    • @Taekinyo
      @Taekinyo 3 года назад +22

      @@odellelottering9375 I'm not the same guy, but those words helped push me to be unafraid to leave a job where I was making good money, but was destroying my mental health and in turn, my marriage. We had just bought a house, had a beloved pet drain most of our savings and then pass away (Cancer) and I was having big issues with where I was in life. Didn't feel like I could take a step in any direction without fear of what's worse and at one point while re-watching this on the old channel for the 20th time, I asked myself what would Randy do and he'd tell my boss to shove it while throwing a mailbox through his windshield and so, I quit and a year later I'm in a less paying job with more happiness and wealth than I could have dreamed of.

    • @Callsign_Bear
      @Callsign_Bear 3 года назад +8

      @@Taekinyo Happy for you, but did you throw a mailbox through his windshield?

    • @Hartford1992
      @Hartford1992 3 года назад +9

      @@odellelottering9375 My marriage was on the rocks, hard. We separated and I spent long nights at work trying to distract myself from my personal life. I stumbled across Randy with this special and I had never laughed so hard at a comedian. When it got to the end, and how serious it became, it made me reflect a lot on my life, the mistakes and choices I'd made, and who I was. I drove to where my wife was staying with her favorite order from Taco Bell, the blanket we'd shared for the last 6 years, and basically recited verbatim the ending monologue from this special.
      We're stronger than ever now.

    • @azura3277
      @azura3277 3 года назад +1

      @@Hartford1992 happy for you, although I have to ask, did you hold her head under the blanket when the taco bell came knocking out the back door again?

  • @CGPMAD
    @CGPMAD Год назад +50

    I love how Gareth is the one to chop his head off in the woodworking class while ALSO being the bookshelf guy later on in the special. That's growth!

  • @frozenzenberry4101
    @frozenzenberry4101 3 года назад +601

    18:26 Me: “Oh he’s really good at making voices without moving his mouth!! ................wait.....”

    • @drneotech7254
      @drneotech7254 3 года назад +24

      Lol I thought that too

    • @zelordofzepotatoes5274
      @zelordofzepotatoes5274 3 года назад +31

      I keep forgetting that he's a puppet

    • @rivahoukes1554
      @rivahoukes1554 3 года назад +27

      @@zelordofzepotatoes5274 that's the beauty about amazing puppetry. It's like a great actor taking away the character but gives you a living, breathing person.
      Like with randy your watching a puppet for like 5 minutes and then your looking at randy. It's amazing

    • @theirelandidiot
      @theirelandidiot 3 года назад +11

      Puppets being ventriloquists.

  • @captainjules6033
    @captainjules6033 4 года назад +583

    I really hope that people stop watching the stolen version now that he’s posted properly.

    • @grandpagohan1
      @grandpagohan1 4 года назад +32

      I immediately dropped it from my playlists and replaced it with this. Now I can fall asleep to Randy's velvety smooth tones legally.

    • @broncoman12104
      @broncoman12104 4 года назад +3

      @@grandpagohan1 same

    • @tonyabomia7217
      @tonyabomia7217 3 года назад +9

      I think the pirated version of the hour long video got taken down because I haven't seen it anymore.

    • @pilottruck1288
      @pilottruck1288 3 года назад +8

      I need to stop procrastinating and just buy the DVD already.

    • @Jen_TheSnail
      @Jen_TheSnail 3 года назад +9

      I found the stolen won first and about 4 seconds in I saw the real one and immediately switched so that I would watch his one instead

  • @alainpbat3903
    @alainpbat3903 3 года назад +496

    Legitimately one of the most philosophically engaging comedy show I've ever watched. I've seen it over 20 times. Still watching

  • @laurenberry7750
    @laurenberry7750 10 месяцев назад +11

    This is and I think always will be my favorite Randy show. It was the first one I ever saw and still the funniest one for me. The fluidity and naturalness of the puppeteering is incredible and the way Randy's body language and voice make it seem like he has different facial expressions when he doesn't is unreal. The breathalyzer scene where he switches between a cop and a "drunk" driver is one of the best examples of it. It takes talent to be a good comedian, but being a good comedian AND a good puppeteer at the same time? Insane!

  • @block4531
    @block4531 3 года назад +415

    AND THE PLOT THICKENS is the most satisfying thing I've ever heard

  • @brianstryker4536
    @brianstryker4536 3 года назад +273

    As a lover of puppetry I am amazed at this. This is Henson level work ON TOP of being a a better comedy special that most "Real" people.

    • @herpderp3916
      @herpderp3916 2 года назад +16

      What I love is that the fact that it's a puppet show isn't just some extra quirky thing that's tacked on for uniqueness. Randy as a character is so exaggerated and toony, I can't possibly imagine a human saying the things he does.

  • @Soaptheone
    @Soaptheone 2 года назад +311

    "I AM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP"
    That is probably the best bits he's done (to be fair most of them are good)

  • @TheBestSince2011
    @TheBestSince2011 Год назад +17

    My favorite part is Hemingway. I’ve rewatched it a ton. But at 25:59 whilst I agree; I also agree that someone in their 20s can experience quite a bit of trauma thus changing their perspective. Being older doesn’t automatically make you wiser. A lot of old heads are pretty dumb.

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL 2 года назад +379

    As someone who has trouble with committing to things, the "rack up the rejection" speech actually kind of motivated me to start doing stuff without worrying about the consequences. Thank you, puppet man.

  • @Daniel_Nye
    @Daniel_Nye 2 года назад +322

    I love how one minute Randy is the comedian you came to see and then pulls the rug to reveal that he is also the poet that's going to make you cry

  • @Loafphy
    @Loafphy 2 года назад +1377

    Timestamps for those who want to find a specific part
    0:00 - Introduction
    2:20 - Getting Pulled Over Sober (and Pretending to be Drunk During It)
    6:03 - Randy Wrote A Novel
    7:35 - Hoarders
    8:36 - Walking to Skye
    10:00 - Chapter 1
    10:45 - Taste
    11:06 - Unpack Some Sh*t
    12:24 - Failure
    12:47 - The First Draft of Everything
    (13:05 - Fifty Shades of Grey Fanfic)
    13:55 - Broadmeadows Pt. 1 (WHOOOO)
    (14:08 - Whooing)
    14:48 - Broadmeadows Pt. 2
    15:54 - Street Names
    17:07 - Chapter 1
    18:17 - Runaway Fungus
    18:46 - The Life and Times of Ernest Miller Hemingway in Approximately 3 and a Half Minutes
    22:23 - What A Unit!/Procrastination
    22:44 - Doing the One
    25:21 - Yoga Instructors
    26:06 - Buddhism
    28:58 - Go Set A Watchman
    31:45 - Artistic Legacy
    34:07 - From the Moment We're Born
    34:47 - Let's Talk About Death!
    36:38 - Veganism
    37:57 - Braden Can't Eat Blue
    39:49 - Sharks
    41:06 - That Weird Disconnect/The Beef Capital
    44:01 - Finally Reading It/McDonalds Delivery
    45:32 - Chapter 1
    46:21 - Randy Buys a Bookshelf off of Gumtree
    1:06:37 - There Is No Morgan
    1:07:44 - Ending Monologue
    1:10:39 - Chapter 1

  • @modernsurvivor1
    @modernsurvivor1 Год назад +55

    Just found out about this guy and my god it was a pleasure!

  • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
    @Doctor_Straing_Strange Год назад +321

    I think thz reason 9:25 joke succeeded so much is because of how immersed the audience were. It was an ''oh that's right'' moment when he mimed the fact that he can't see because... he's a puppet

    • @CalCon04
      @CalCon04 4 месяца назад +5

      Just goes to show how bloody good Randy is.
      Love this guy so much