Baby Bullet Infomercial - The Baby Shower from Hell!
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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This is the entire Baby Bullet infomercial, minus the testimonials and "commercial" pitch.
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alcoholic grandma is my fave
She knows where this all leads. Valium , Gin, and thinking "Hey, I had a degree in commerce, I had options. And Now I have the fucking Baby Bullet"
Roopert Rivers “Are we doing SHOTS?!” That was seriously inappropriate for a baby product infomercial. The writers were horrible
@@TheGreekPianist whatever Karen
"Magic Bullet Margaritas"
I am a 15 year old with no children watching an infomercial for a miniature blender at 4am. What a time to be alive
I feel you.
InitialSHE TRUUUUUEEEE
InitialSHE now you're 18
The Real Deal with 8 children.
InitialSHE 19 now
this started like it was an "adult film"
😂
Then Grandma walked in and all got terrifying.
OH MY GOD!!!! IT HAS A _FACE_ ON IT??!?!?!?!?
I'M SOLD!!!
Me too, I put mine on overnight delivery so I can have baby size margaritas tommorow like granny said
when grandma is the life of the party. “ARE WE DOING SHOTS”
"Nice package."
- Granny
*maniacal laugh*
That was so inappropriate for a baby informercial
I don't think baby should stay overnight at grandma's when she's clearly drunk.
Baby and bullet are two words that do not go together.
Unless you're a conservative
@Frank Wank nah.
I think they go great together
Bob Derps I totally agree. It sounds very disturbing and unsettling. But they’d stoop to any level for the sake of selling something.
There is nothing funnier than the husband who clearly got dragged there and is contemplating suicide
l4dyfett He was promised an orgy with all her friends.
who wouldnt be with that fucked up receding hairline, i mean LOOK AT IT 👀
l4dyfett lmfao
Omg
He's the best
I think this situation has a chance of becoming one of those 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳-suicide deals.
The poor guy has this "Someone please kill me" look on his face, and the Asian woman gets a bit too excited about cups with faces on the,.....
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i like the slowed down version much better
Cheeseman2271 you're amazing.
Yeah I don't like this sped up version.
LOL I remember that video! I recently watched it again.
ARE WE DOIN' SHOTS???
"9-second" chicken and rice? It took 20-seconds!
M A G I C B U L L E T M A R G A R I T A S
"here's the cool part" seriously she's said that every time
Im sold on her just saying its cool
Glasses guy is my favorite part of this. I feel like he thought he was going to be in a different commercial and wound up doing this one and just said fuck it.
Dude, that’s clearly Berman’s son, you know, from the previous Bullit episodes…. Duh
R.I.P Frindle Babbin.
Never 4get Tan Trundell
Who are these guys?
+Farrell Roll Maynguene Banana
missing since 2006
R.I.P. Sandy Yolker
Imagine having a baby shower just for your friend to come in start showing this new kitchen gadget like its an ad in the Truman show.
They talk about only making fresh, healthy food bor the baby but what if one day I decide to throw in a Twix bar and some popcorn?
+ladycplum Good point
"My gift to you is forcing you to watch a half-hour sales pitch!"
Can we all just sit down and talk about how relatable the guy is in this video
I actually bought and used this thing for making hermit crab and fish food (purees and grinding up stuff) and it's very good at it's incredibly specific purpose. Of course when you have a baby you're going to only be able to use it for the small time you have a baby, it's probably more useful for making food for crabs and fish considering how long they live.
I wasn't able to use it for human food purposes because the first time I used it I ground up dried meal worms.
Commercial is still really, really bizarre
I mean, my son isn't a baby anymore but I still use it as a regular blender. You can use it to make smoothies, shakes, juice, Guacamole, etc. It is just a bit smaller than the usual sized blenders so it's more ideal for only a couple of servings
Needs more grandma
The only good thing about this infomercial is that they had Mick do a cameo appearance delivering the Baby Bullet
MISSING SINCE 2007
Why couldn't they just use the ordinary magic bullet that they already had?
+Joseph Faulkner Cuz of the money
But the original Magic Bullet doesn't have those neat containers...or the date-dial feature...OR the "OMG CUTE" face!
My God, I am a chronic insomniac. How have I missed this? Now, my life is complete and I can die knowing true peace. Thanks for posting!
The sad part thing is in 15 years when I’m gonna have a kid I can picture myself buying one of these
This comment is literally me as you in the future, looking through a baby Registry and saw this and it instantly reminded of the informercial I watched when I was younger at 2am
Dear Lord that pregnancy looks terrifying-
GRANDMA LIKES TO PARTY!
With every second of this commercial I grow slightly more insane.
I love that they use the word delicious to describe baby food.
At 4:50 the husband's face cracks me up every time.
😂😂 I absolutely love the shocked faces when they learn babies need more food as they grow
Mangueyne banana
2:19 lol
OK in all seriousness, I got this at Goodwill for a couple bucks bc I have an aversion to giant blenders (I only use them for single-serve smoothies and so on, and I have a severe joint disorder so I don't like how heavy some of them can be) and it's the best blender I've ever used and dissembles for easy washing. If I ever see the full sized ones 2nd hand I'm absolutely gonna get that too.
holy shit this is awkward.
You gotta love infomercial time - the "9 second" puree took only 20 secs to make! :D
When i was a kid i never realized what bad acting this is😂😂”ARE WE DOING SHOTS?”😂
I love the grandma and husband!!!!
Grandma's disappointed face at 6:00 is priceless
oh my god, it has a FACE on it?!?! that is so kyoot!
There are times when I'm glad the comment section exists. This is one of those times. I love reading comments on infomercials. :'DD
say "baby food" one more fucking time
Hold on a minute what is this?
Me: are you deaf?
I thought this was a comedy sketch and the Baby Bullet would become demonic. Seriously. I was waiting for this.
5:55 just might be the saving grace of this baby shower from hell!
That moment when you realize the crazy grandma is just a glimpse into your future... o_O
5:38 Those people have never seen plastic before. I've never seen so many people so amazed by a set of goddamn plastic containers. With faces on them.
Imma put some chapstick and peanuts in there and see what happens
So Mick is a Magic Bullet delivery man. Wow, there's actually lore in these infomercials.
But I guess they couldn't figure any way anyone would have invited Hazel to a baby shower!
ARE WE DOING SHOTS?
DAT GRANDMA, DOUGH
I don't know if I like this sped-up version.
+wateringcan MAYNGUENE BANANA
I can't tell if the guy is supposed to look like he doesn't want to be there, or he can't believe that his career has come tho this.
That grandma is absolutely unhinged and I LOVE IT
NiCe pACkAgE
Poor Mick got demoted to delivery guy!
Also I love how hostile mom is
If my daughter would be such a bitchass looking hoe, I'd be hostile too...
Don't forget Aunt Marcy. All "now where's your gift?" All accusing like
"we need a new bullet express"
"dont worry, just make it smaller, put handles and a face on it"
Why would anyone thumb this down? This is the peak of acting, scriptwriting, screenplay, direction... for movies it's basically all downhill from here.
I hate when people say "for baby".
Ikr, the lil parasite has a name ya know.
Jenny, you might not think so yet, but THIS, is a *BIG DEAL*
This infomercial has all the components of a hilarious movie. The alcoholic grandma, the bitchy mom, and the suicidal husband who’s wife calls all the shots
Love the cameo from Mick!
Not gonna lie I was hoping for a cameo from Hazel and Berman.
Chadtronic brought me here this comerical is halarious.
same
IT'S JUST A FUCKING BLENDER!!!!
MastermindX dose not work as well
MastermindX
My favorite animal is a bat. What is your favorite animal?
Dream Big Productions a sloth or hedgehog
someone was paid to make this
Fyi, it's just a blender, don't be fyooled.
Fuckin classic grandma
That guy in the glasses just is begging God to just take him now..
I'm scared
"The face is SO CUTE!"
Um no, it is so creepy.
OMFG IT HAS A FACE OR
ERRMAHGAWD A FACE AND SWEET PATATO ERRMAGAWD
is this satire?
I mean can you blame the grandma?
In her place I would want to be drunk too
The guy actor seemed so out of place and it made things even more awkward. 0:51 LOL he seemed so annoyed with his wife!
2 years later I am back thanks to Chadtronic. Time sure does fly doesn't it?
same brother, same...
What's up with the obsessions with the faces on the little cups?
Chadtronic anyone?
My worst nightmare... Baby showers and informecials combined.
"Okay, you got me a blender..NOW SIT DOWN!! This is my baby shower!"
this is what happens when you invite multi-marketing Molly to the baby shower
I wish they would have brought the old cast together with maybe Tina as the expectant mother (with another different husband, of course!)
How hard is it to buy a food processor, then store the food in a container?
This is America we’re talking about. We like making shit too simplified for no reason
I desperately want an edit where the first minute is exactly the same, until the lady opens the package and pulls out a decapitated head, and the entire thing turns into a horror movie as the guests find all the exits are locked and the lady's coming after them with her baby bullet blades.
At 2:00: "My babies loved them." Uhhh... loved? Past tense? What did you do to them? And where did you get that pate you brought...
"In our house, sweet potato's are our BFF... Baby's Favorite Food"... are you fucking kidding me?
Either I'm drunker than the grandmother, or she says food with a few extra vowels.
"Fooued"
""Kris, you might not think so yet, but this;is a [[bigshot!]]"
Seeing this thing obliterate solids into liquid would be the only reason I would ever think of having a child.
That said, children suck.
Ivani Soletzkii you sucked
You also sucked as a child, right?
I'm concerned about the yellow shirt lady's fascination with the faces on the cups
I'm not sure if I want to thumbs up or thumbs down this. It's horribly hilarious.
I love you for posting this. This one in particular had me cracking up.
You think grandma is worked up over that Magic Bullet? Wait until she's REALLY toasted and brings out her *other* 'magic bullet'.
(Widows get lonely you know.)
Why did I watch this whole thing?
You only need to watch the first minute to know the ridiculously funny hell you've just entered.
The grandma should have done this infomercial instead!!!!!!
Years later I just caught the Nice Package joke 😂😂😂
All I've read about this is how the motor goes out and sends up a lot of smoke after about 3 uses, it doesn't puree even the most heavily-steamed veggies, pieces of rubber and plastic come off into the food, and the batch tray doesn't seal tight enough to stop the food from icing over.