Human History Again, Featuring Nibiru (WDPLaSS 31)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
  • Because of course Jordan still thinks Nibiru is real...
    Jordan's video can be found here: • The Nibiru Movie ~ The...
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    "Why Do People Laugh at Spirit 'Science'?" is a series in which I debunk and make fun of the claims of defacto new age cult leader Jordan Duchnycz/Pearce/David/River/whatever he calls himself this week, and his "Spirit Science," which is about as far from science as it gets. Featuring psychic powers, male and female energy which apparently relates to thermodynamics, spinning physical wheels inside our bodies and Jews from space, this is some serious stupid that sadly, millions of people seem to take seriously.

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  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 года назад +460

    Well ankh my frequency and call me a space jew i am shocked

  • @robertlinke2666
    @robertlinke2666 4 года назад +491

    "and of course: jews are from space"
    WHY IS THIS STILL FUNNY??

    • @MrU4theChillWind
      @MrU4theChillWind 4 года назад +7

      # stupidity dispenser

    • @einsteingonzalez4336
      @einsteingonzalez4336 4 года назад +26

      Hi!
      It's funny because it's a ridiculous claim by Spirit Science. Jordan's still obsessed over aliens, so it might not stop. Even if it will stop, it takes a very long time.
      Oh, and MrUnite4thechildren, you're right. Everything by Spirit Science is nonsense.

    • @soupalex
      @soupalex 4 года назад +17

      i laughed so hard some "ankh" came out of my [wildly guessing] 5th? chakra?… and now i have to change my spirit pants†
      †spirit pants are like regular pants, but you wear them over your spirit-junk

    • @rajathyagaraj1061
      @rajathyagaraj1061 4 года назад +14

      "They're jews but from space Isreal" Sounds like something that belongs in TFS DBZ

    • @joshuaarmstrong2445
      @joshuaarmstrong2445 4 года назад +3

      Spaces Jews didn't even make it into X-Files.

  • @m1lkweed
    @m1lkweed 4 года назад +225

    I feel dumb. When I first watched a spirit science video I thought they were storytellers. Now that I know they think this is real I regret watching their stuff.

    • @simeondoesstuffbg3881
      @simeondoesstuffbg3881 4 года назад +39

      To be fair, given how batshit insane the things they believe are, it’s hard to believe that there exist people who take this stuff seriously.

    • @Warfoki
      @Warfoki 4 года назад +13

      Honestly, I'm quite convinced that we are seeing the birth of a new religion. it has all the bells and whistles.

    • @Warfoki
      @Warfoki 4 года назад +8

      @@hydrawx5138 Yeah, I'm aware, I meant Jordan's variant specifically.

    • @micahadams1574
      @micahadams1574 4 года назад +2

      Same here

    • @CArnoldi1
      @CArnoldi1 4 года назад +9

      @@hydrawx5138 I also read once that people who have failed at many things in life often enjoy the thought of belonging to a small group of "enlightened" who possess some secret truth. Possibly as a source of pride after everything else was lost. Sounds pretty sad.

  • @MisterItchy
    @MisterItchy 4 года назад +161

    7:29 I love when a bunch of words go up on the screen and I pause to read them only to find that, when I unpause, there is more than enough time to have read them without pausing.

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 4 года назад +5

      Really? I find that kind of irritating but I fee like I have nobody to blame.

    • @Arrakiz666
      @Arrakiz666 4 года назад +2

      I know, right? There's like 3 channels I'm aware of that don't use voice and put walls of texts that I don't have to pause for.

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 4 года назад +2

      Lmfao. Ive been burnt so many time on thinking i have time to read that now I pause and when it turns out I had time it indeed does hurt my soul

    • @richardfarrer5616
      @richardfarrer5616 4 года назад

      Simple answer - watch the video at double speed. It reduces the chance you can read them fast enough.

    • @Cofeeman911
      @Cofeeman911 4 года назад

      Use the arrow keys to skip or go back for 5 seconds.

  • @10superpower
    @10superpower 4 года назад +71

    If Marty was my physics professor, I'd want to get a doctorate.

  • @CoolHardLogic
    @CoolHardLogic 4 года назад +29

    Jordan's mind's arse is still overactive then. Holy shit.

    • @Martymer81
      @Martymer81  4 года назад +12

      I wonder if Nibiru fits through the cosmic ringpiece...

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic 4 года назад +11

      @@Martymer81 I bet it does! You just need to ask your nearest space jew to ankh it right through that brown chakra.

  • @TheTrueDiablix
    @TheTrueDiablix 4 года назад +166

    "Ankh you, you mother ankhing son of a space jew"
    /ded

    • @bdf2718
      @bdf2718 4 года назад +12

      I think the problem could be solved by adding some Morpork.

    • @thegoat-ishere4414
      @thegoat-ishere4414 4 года назад

      /ihavereddit

    • @asagoldsmith3328
      @asagoldsmith3328 4 года назад +3

      @@bdf2718 guess you could say Jordan got murdered and placed in a coffin of sapient pearwood

    • @rogermwilcox
      @rogermwilcox 4 года назад

      Does using "son of a space jew" as an insult make you anti-space-semitic?

  • @esbenandersen5706
    @esbenandersen5706 4 года назад +25

    Martymer in 2013: "I don't know how much longer I can do this..:" (From WDPLaSS ep. 8.)
    Martymer in 2019: "Why do people laugh at spirit "science" part 31."
    I'm glad you found the energy to continue!

    • @tneil.4292
      @tneil.4292 4 месяца назад

      Next year it will have been twice that length.

  • @woowoothespacejew5494
    @woowoothespacejew5494 4 года назад +168

    "And of course, Jews are from space."
    I thought that this was widely known.

    • @raymondrollins4032
      @raymondrollins4032 4 года назад +3

      Damn space Jews and their gold-pressed latinum, tho I do envy your brother, his wife is a knockout.

    • @david2869
      @david2869 4 года назад +7

      They're zooming around, defending the Hebrew race.

    • @stephentaylor6726
      @stephentaylor6726 4 года назад

      @@raymondrollins4032 yeah but their kids are gonna be mongoloids...

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 4 года назад

      It's been a long time since I've seen you in the comments.

    • @stephentaylor6726
      @stephentaylor6726 4 года назад +1

      @@theblancmange1265 sorry, think you've mistaken me for someone else. I just found these videos and have only begun to binge through em. Lol.

  • @Forest_Fifer
    @Forest_Fifer 4 года назад +79

    "To be continued". Hell yeah!

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 4 года назад +1

      Now This is an epik gaymer moment, but it would have been even better if it ended with Freak'n You.

  • @autobotstarscream765
    @autobotstarscream765 3 года назад +15

    "Theories are the same as hypotheses"
    And with that, Jordan went from looking like MatPat to _being_ MatPat.

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 3 года назад +3

      Please tell Jordan at least isn't obsessed over FNAF.

  • @wafflezyum
    @wafflezyum 4 года назад +151

    I've missed this series. Helped me see through the BS when I was a young impressionable teen....
    Now I'm just an impressionable adult.

    • @AnaseSkyrider
      @AnaseSkyrider 4 года назад +15

      Marty is the reason I understand why Spirit Science was nonsense. I stopped believing Jortard on my own around age 13-14, but his series helped me reach a new level of "Yeah that's bullshit"

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 4 года назад +10

      Gives a old man hope to see 2 young minds free of fuckery.
      Now just keep passing on the info and educating the ones younger then you. Take time to educate and not attack or degrade those who believe fuckery becahse you was also stupid at one point also. We all was.

    • @Tannershide
      @Tannershide 4 года назад +7

      I feel you, man. I had a friend sell me on this shit and I got sucked in for... well for longer than I'd care to accurately recall.

    • @GT-wj3gl
      @GT-wj3gl 4 года назад +4

      @@SmEiF- I plan on becoming a history, art, and literature teacher for that very reason. Too much bullshit being peddled these days.

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 4 года назад

      It really doesn't though, this is just as bias as spiritscience, it's just BS from the opposite perspective. Jordan has clearly lost his mind, but so has this guy. And if I had to pick my brand of insanity, I'd think I'd go with the spiritscience one, at least it looks like he's having fun.

  • @Scooter_Alice
    @Scooter_Alice 4 года назад +106

    Jordan probably thinks that Destiny 2 is a prophesy

    • @KarbineKyle
      @KarbineKyle 4 года назад +5

      And probably Halo . . .

    • @Unethical.Dodgson
      @Unethical.Dodgson 4 года назад

      Isn't it though?

    • @syndromeofadowns
      @syndromeofadowns 4 года назад +5

      @@KarbineKyle halo has a much more thourough cannon

    • @merobo5066
      @merobo5066 4 года назад +11

      humanity thrived until it didn't.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 4 года назад +7

      The Legend of Zelda was probably historical fact to Jordan.

  • @Canadian_Ry
    @Canadian_Ry 4 года назад +56

    Martymer's back! Highlight of my day right here :D

    • @N0die
      @N0die 4 года назад +2

      If he truly has a pair, let him critique trans-activists

    • @Canadian_Ry
      @Canadian_Ry 4 года назад +4

      @@N0die That's not how this works... That's not how any of this works.

  • @CommodoreN64
    @CommodoreN64 4 года назад +25

    I was waiting for the “OF COURSE!” clip

  • @klobiforpresident2254
    @klobiforpresident2254 4 года назад +76

    A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome upload.
    EDIT: I remember learning the Babylonic creation myth in religion class. It's a great superhero comic.
    EDIT: Marty, you're wrong. Astronomers have every reason to wear lab coats. Lab coats look great.

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully 4 года назад +9

      Never trust a guy who says "a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"...they will likely overthrow the government :)

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 4 года назад +4

      @@munstrumridcully that sounds like something a jedi would say

    • @MorphicStates
      @MorphicStates 4 года назад +3

      I look smarter and more trustworthy in glasses an a lab coat.

    • @EdwardNavu
      @EdwardNavu 4 года назад +2

      @@munstrumridcully A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 4 года назад +1

      As an amature astronomer, I feel like I need a lab coat now...

  • @jakubmike5657
    @jakubmike5657 4 года назад +47

    Martymer please...we do not have technology TODAY that would allow us to make pottery as fast as he makes stupid.
    Physics can only bend so much you know...

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 4 года назад

      Industrial processes would disagree....

    • @nerobernardino88
      @nerobernardino88 4 года назад +8

      @@LucianCorrvinus If you think industry can make pottery faster than he can make stupid, you're grossly overestimating our industrial capacity.

    • @brennanherring9059
      @brennanherring9059 4 года назад +5

      Sure we do. Industrial machinery is capable of...
      *"hUMAN TO PLANT TELEPATHY IS REAL! iT EXPLAINS THE VIBRATORY FREQUENCIES OF THE ANKH PYRAMIDS OF aTLANTIS and tHOTH EMERALD TABLETS!!!"*
      ...never mind.

  • @fredericdouglas3574
    @fredericdouglas3574 4 года назад +17

    As soon as you lifted up that "popcorn," I decided to give the whole video a thumbs up.

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 4 года назад +3

      Frederic Douglas in all fairness its possible it could contain some corn if its the right booze lol

  • @nomealeatorio9240
    @nomealeatorio9240 4 года назад +63

    Nibiru again? He seems to cling to his ideas even after they fall completely flat on the ground...

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 4 года назад +5

      Must've missed that one in 2012 ;-)

    • @cjermevpg6372
      @cjermevpg6372 4 года назад +7

      Well hey, just because all the available evidence contradicts a hypothesis is no reason to discard it, right?

    • @nervozaur
      @nervozaur 4 года назад +2

      The thing is, it sounds cool enough to enchant the gullible and make the creator a fortune. Seriously, it's the easiest gig ever.

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 4 года назад +2

      I don't think he actually believes any of it himself. It's all a big act - playing the crazy guy to become internet famous, and make a living off the add revenue, like Alex Jones. It's working, because he plays funny-crazy well.

    • @Bitzy
      @Bitzy 4 года назад +2

      how can his ideas fall FLAT on the ground if the earth is ROUND?!?!!??!?!???! cHeCkmAtE, gLoBEtArdS

  • @escutus
    @escutus 4 года назад +24

    The sad thing is that the graphics and animation aren't bad, but the "info" is garbage.

  • @munstrumridcully
    @munstrumridcully 4 года назад +57

    As factually inept as Spirit Science is, I have to admit that he writes a good script. He is funny and charming and seems genuinely a nice guy. Too bad he has been seemingly incurably infected by woo

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 4 года назад +38

      All good con artists seem trustworthy.

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully 4 года назад +15

      @@PlatinumAltaria that's a good point, his seeming genuine nature could well be part of his con :)

    • @munstrumridcully
      @munstrumridcully 4 года назад +3

      @Dark Star yes, when you guys commenting put it that way, his charm and seeming genuine, nice-guy demeanor appear to me as sinister now, lol.

    • @Tally2727
      @Tally2727 4 года назад +1

      @@Martymer81 are we sure he was not possessed by a moonstruck Thoth?

    • @Martymer81
      @Martymer81  4 года назад +19

      @Brandon Booth It was a big deal about two years ago. He even had a video up where he admitted to it, and there was a recording passed around where he and the victim talked about it. The video has since been taken down, and I can't find the recording, but a Google search (for example "Jordan Duchnycz rape") might be a starting point.

  • @Forest_Fifer
    @Forest_Fifer 4 года назад +93

    Is the event physically possible? Well that rules out all of Spirit Science's videos.

    • @IHasIdea
      @IHasIdea 4 года назад +8

      The realm of physical possibility is just an advent of the space jews, duh.

    • @cleanerben9636
      @cleanerben9636 4 года назад +16

      Fractally speaking, if you look through your brown chakra and unlock your mind's arse.

    • @gilliganallmighty3
      @gilliganallmighty3 4 года назад +4

      @@cleanerben9636 don't forget the teroidial flow through your 13th chakra.

    • @Forest_Fifer
      @Forest_Fifer 4 года назад +7

      @@cleanerben9636 well ankh my nipplenuts and send me to Atlantis

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 4 года назад

      What, you never accidentally vibrated yourself into another universe while trying to non-verbally (i.e. telepathically) communicate with your dog?

  • @JennFaeAge
    @JennFaeAge 4 года назад +14

    You know it's going to be a good day when Marty uploads a 30 minute response to Jordan

  • @cola98765
    @cola98765 4 года назад +9

    22:29 "...using Kerbal Space Program"
    *"Kevin MacLeod - Frozen Star" starts playing*
    I love when KSP is brought up.

  • @Adisasleep
    @Adisasleep 4 года назад +22

    Oh my god I’m gunna Ank .... I need a spiritual towel

  • @Drudenfusz
    @Drudenfusz 4 года назад +33

    Of course Nibiru is real, I saw it in one of the JJ Abrams Star Trek films!

  • @ThomasTrue
    @ThomasTrue 4 года назад +7

    I am finally convinced that smoking is harmful to my health - particularly when taking a deep draw of a cigarette while listening to Jordan.

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 4 года назад +14

    "What is this crap? This is nonsense."
    - Erich von Däniken

  • @darricshhh
    @darricshhh 4 года назад +11

    You had to have known "the electric universe theory" would come in to this sometime. Oh my. I absolutely can not wait for a video on that!

    • @hedgehog3180
      @hedgehog3180 4 года назад +1

      For a small optimistic second I was wondering if this referred to electromagnetic radiation but I realized quickly it can't be. Now I'm just wondering how the hell this is gonna work out, are we gonna go back to early 20th century superstitions about electricity?

    • @darricshhh
      @darricshhh 4 года назад

      @@hedgehog3180 the electric universe theory is so much more than that. If you like watching spirit science for the lols, I highly recommend watching their videos. Some of their ideas sound somewhat plausible on the surface. Other ideas are totally batshit. Good stuff.

  • @darksidegryphon5393
    @darksidegryphon5393 4 года назад +4

    Nibiru: Trick or treat?
    Jupiter: Yeet.

  • @thetsarofall8666
    @thetsarofall8666 4 года назад +21

    Excuse me while i wrap my will to live in many layers of not-to-easy to get through material before i watch this. Be back in about 10mins.

  • @notaurusexcretus4471
    @notaurusexcretus4471 4 года назад +7

    So Jordan has the ancient equivalent DC comics and he says real because it talks about real places

  • @geraintwd
    @geraintwd 4 года назад +6

    Not gonna lie, I was expecting the popcorn to be "popcorn" rather than actual popcorn.

  • @jaredthehawk3870
    @jaredthehawk3870 4 года назад +11

    Speaking of Nephilim, Trey the Explainer has done a rather in depth video on their origins and what they actually were. It's a very interesting watch.

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 4 года назад +1

      You mean the unfounded and validation lacking possibility Nephalim actually existed...

    • @jaredthehawk3870
      @jaredthehawk3870 4 года назад +4

      More like the fact that they were not in fact giants or sons of fallen angels but rather something akin to heroes of old. Nephilim does translates into 'the fallen ones' but is not referring to fallen from grace but rather fallen in battle or slain. It's basically early Judaism and early Christianity trying to accommodate the heroes of other religions of the time into theirs as has been frequently done throughout history. It's actually quite an interesting watch and along with his vids on the origins of Leviathan and Lilith shows how abrahamic religions changed and evolved overtime.

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 4 года назад

      @@jaredthehawk3870 I would say that it could just as well be other "Divinities"decribed. Its not as if this wasn't a pattern in the Old Testament or something that the Church, coming to prominence also did....

  • @otrame
    @otrame 4 года назад +5

    Great one, Marty. I love the ones where you take apart something silly, while teaching HOW to take apart something silly.

  • @owlbme
    @owlbme 4 года назад +3

    Just finished binge watching every episode in this series.
    🕭 *Subscribed* 🕭

  • @hedgehog3180
    @hedgehog3180 4 года назад +8

    Also I get the impression that Yu-Gi-Oh manages to get it's mythology more correct than these guys even though it threw in children's card games.

  • @mcnultyssobercompanion6372
    @mcnultyssobercompanion6372 4 года назад +3

    For a while I was a pretty active debunker on several "conspiracy" forums.
    When Comet Elenin, and then Comet ISON, were passing by, however many years back, the "electric universe"-advocates were front and center.
    They claimed (while arrogantly dismissing, on ideological grounds, the idea comets are essentially dirty snowballs) that each comet was "absorbing charge" as it entered the inner solar system. And what was supposed to happen as each reached perihelion?
    It was going "to detonate".
    As a debunker, the most surreal periods of time I've ever witnessed were the months leading up to those 2 comets' arrivals. It was like "debunker's Christmas" everyday.
    When Jordan brought up the "electric universe" "theory" at the end of this video, it conjured such misty-eyed nostalgia...

    • @generalgrievous2202
      @generalgrievous2202 3 года назад

      Thats pretty cool, i wish i was so cool that i got to debunk conspiritards!

    • @mcnultyssobercompanion6372
      @mcnultyssobercompanion6372 3 года назад +1

      @@generalgrievous2202 Once you're through winning the galactic war against The Republic, I know you will, General.
      I believe in you.
      But it'll also mean you maintain at least a B- average in Advanced Astronomy Studies. Don't want you falling prey to garbage like "Nibiru" conspiracies.

  • @PaulTheSkeptic
    @PaulTheSkeptic 4 года назад +1

    I remember one skeptic making a point that went something like "I didn't feel well, I went to the doctor, he gave me a prescription and I feel much better now. The end." In reference to all the "stories" we don't hear about. In that vein "Once, a long time ago, The planets formed. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune. The End."

  • @Echelon730
    @Echelon730 4 года назад +1

    Your videos have a 2009 vibe to them when the YT Skeptic community was at it peak! I know this is a new video but its a nostalgia trip to me.
    FREAKING AMAZING WORK!

  • @gideonjones8088
    @gideonjones8088 4 года назад +8

    "Why do people laugh at spirit science"
    Because it's just too damn easy.

  • @sebastianlaplume461
    @sebastianlaplume461 4 года назад +9

    Haha I saw this and immediately my mind went...
    “The saga continues..”

  • @ZombieHitler
    @ZombieHitler 4 года назад +2

    My favorite thing to do with retroactive historical accounting is to counter and enslave them.
    "Oh? Your Gods spawned civilization 6000 years ago? Well, one of MY Gods mind controlled them into doing that under penalty of Death, and then killed them and assumed their place as a self-differentiating hivemind 6001 years ago. It be like that sometimes."

  • @2LucasKane3
    @2LucasKane3 4 года назад +11

    First! Also, great to see another one of these videos. I actually watch the playlist of these up and down sometimes.

  • @dudeatos
    @dudeatos 4 года назад +6

    What I really hate about SS videos is how self assured Jordan is, he's absolutely certain that everything he says is at least a valid way to look at things, if not positive that it's true. He has no humility or self doubt, as far as he's concerned he's more in the know than anyone else on Earth.

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 4 года назад +31

    Jordan: today we're going to talk about ancient Sumeria
    Martymer81: *now this is an avengers level threat!*

  • @uJemai
    @uJemai 4 года назад +2

    YESSS! Great job Martymer, I really appreciate these videos. I know these videos took a lot of your time but please keep them coming.

  • @ivsciguy
    @ivsciguy 4 года назад +1

    I loved the return of your spirit science videos

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 4 года назад +3

    This guy could write for Marvel and DC.

    • @1lightheaded
      @1lightheaded 3 года назад

      DC in the sixties only it would be far below anything Ed Kirby would had put up with Nuff said

  • @2ahdcat
    @2ahdcat 4 года назад +13

    Hey! My all-knowing magic gerbil was born on Nibiru! lol

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 4 года назад +1

      OK how did it get HERE then?

    • @princenadroj9766
      @princenadroj9766 4 года назад +2

      My ant farm is a hyper intelligent insect civilization that came here from Nibiru that flew here in a picnic basket spaceship.

    • @2ahdcat
      @2ahdcat 4 года назад +1

      @@LucianCorrvinus AmTrac ;)

    • @2ahdcat
      @2ahdcat 4 года назад +1

      I hear Ya. Happens all the time ;)

  • @chrisedwards3866
    @chrisedwards3866 4 года назад

    Seeing a new Martymer video is posted is like getting a nice call from an old friend.
    It's good to be back.

  • @cameronsmith3047
    @cameronsmith3047 4 года назад +2

    I remember watching the first spirit science video years ago while half asleep just laughing at the level of insanity... It made Scientology seam smart.

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 4 года назад +4

    Spirit science video: exists
    Marty: *”I’m about to ankh this mans whole career”*

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 4 года назад +4

    I'll say this for Sitchen: he proposes some pretty interesting fiction premises.

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 4 года назад +2

      Similar to Jordan, if they wrote this tripe as fiction and sold it like "john Carter of Mars" or "Captain Future" ( ... or Battlestar Galactica today ;-)) it would be fun to read, enjoyable and entertaining. And it would not matter that it's pure fantasy with no reality behind it.
      The problem is this attempt to create a cult around those that will not realize how fake the narrative is and suck them dry as long as you can (monetarily) before your game's up.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 4 года назад +1

      @@Ugly_German_Truths
      I think they're trying to be the next L. Ron Hubbard.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 3 года назад +1

      @@Ugly_German_Truths This is why I prefer expressing my shower thoughts about religion and politics in fiction.

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 3 года назад +1

      @@autobotstarscream765 You mean you try to properly label them as fiction, instead of assuring people "yes of course it is all true, TRUST ME!"? ;)

    • @1lightheaded
      @1lightheaded 3 года назад

      Maybe if you havent read any of the greats of f Sci Fi

  • @j0j0dartiste21
    @j0j0dartiste21 Год назад +1

    Nibiru as a concept has always been hilarious to me. It's like a planet shows up from behind the moon like "boo!"

  • @raymondwhatley9954
    @raymondwhatley9954 3 года назад +2

    I'm literally using this as background listening while playing Kerbal and I hear "Let me demonstrate this using Kerbal Space Program".

  • @MalachiCo0
    @MalachiCo0 4 года назад +4

    I just love the man's logic. "I gotta understand this concept from the Hebrews. Should I go to the original Hebrew? LOL nah, just better go to a completely unrelated language to draw my conclusions."

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 3 года назад +1

      And came back from it with all the planets mixed up, preaching some kind of Gnostic Promethean Luciferist mumbo jumbo where the Nephilim created us and God didn't but is still in the story as Someone Else off doing nothing.

  • @dawnbreaker2912
    @dawnbreaker2912 4 года назад +4

    Yeah, I’m gonna need a lot of “popcorn” for this one.

  • @nathanjora7627
    @nathanjora7627 4 года назад +2

    Martymer, just a quick note on the « attempt to explain giants » thing (about 11:34).
    I’d agree that fossilized remains and huge bones are most likely the inspiration for giants (that and the fact that exceptionally tall individuals exist, and hat humans have a tendency to exaggerate), but rather than dinosaur bones (hard to extract and find since they are entirely mineralized and found deep in the earth), bones from big mammals, both alive and extinct species, are most likely the remains that inspired giants and mythical giant creatures (if there was a need for them to be grounded in such thing).
    Which I can be pretty confident about for two reasons 1) ... it’s the simpler explanations, 2) though I only know of European examples, there are multiple locations where myths about things like dragons are very popular, since a long long time, where there are many remains of paleofauna nearby.

  • @Forest_Fifer
    @Forest_Fifer 4 года назад +2

    Sees wdplass video. Clicks like. Presses play

  • @KvaGram
    @KvaGram 4 года назад +9

    At least Patchman is back. I like Patchman. Much better than Jordan's face.

  • @joechappell44
    @joechappell44 4 года назад +4

    "Ankh you, you motherankhing son if a space Jew" wins the internet, lol.

  • @jasonbelstone3427
    @jasonbelstone3427 4 года назад +2

    Theory doesn't need to be scientifically proven, it just needs to be a general and consistent idea about something.

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 4 года назад

      But the point In makng one is to investigate if it works with what we know and observe, and its called at start a hypotheses..

    • @MrJonsonville5
      @MrJonsonville5 4 года назад

      You're talking about the colloquial laymen's use of the word. A scientific theory isn't the same thing. Since Jordan's channel has the word "science" right in the name, that's the standard he should be held to.

  • @cyanmanta
    @cyanmanta 4 года назад +2

    I can’t hear “Planet 9” without wanting to say “...from Outer Space.”

  • @Sleepinmokey
    @Sleepinmokey 4 года назад +3

    When I was younger as in I was in high school(I am 25 now) and I thought the spirit science Channel was pretty cool. I was like wow these is some cool world building and there are interesting interpretation of history and religion. I thought that these Channel was some sort of I don't know alternative history type stuff. But than it dawned on me that they actually believed it. And I was like What? How can these people seriously try pushing this as real. The channel was the first time I was really introduced to new age and s*** like that. I knew of Scientology but I didn't really know what they believed in so I would say their channel was the first eyeopener of how crazy these type of people can be.

  • @ShotgunLlama
    @ShotgunLlama 4 года назад +4

    "Oh goodie! I sure am stoked for my DNA to activate!"
    -Jordan, apparently

  • @mrfluffyhedgehog
    @mrfluffyhedgehog 4 года назад +1

    i love that disclaimer ... i may steal it to use it at one of our management meetings, it is very fitting there too.

  • @iangrau-fay592
    @iangrau-fay592 4 года назад +2

    Probably a good thing I watch these in the background at work so I don't damage my own equipment. This is going to be ankhed up beyond all recognition.

  • @chipbush0111
    @chipbush0111 4 года назад +3

    Jordan reminds me of an 8-year-old trying to tell you a story he made up. Oh, wait...

  • @louisng114
    @louisng114 4 года назад +8

    Who would win in a word salad contest, Jordan of Spirit Science or Jordan Peterson?

    • @deathwatch1980
      @deathwatch1980 4 года назад

      @Ardis Greenwater number of words being used jordan.
      number of words being used while saying nothing mr peterson
      jordan would talk a lot of crap but it would not be backed by anything
      peterson would talk a lot and at the end you be "but what did any of that mean"

    • @soriac2357
      @soriac2357 4 года назад +3

      Patchman is not as prolific or eloquent as Peterson, but at least you can somehow "understand" what SS is saying. It's complete nonsense and bs, but you could realize that SS is outright saying it. Peterson OTOH is more inclined to say absolutely nothing, shrouded in impressive sounding phrases.
      Example: "Do you say the moon is hollow?"
      Patchman: "yes, I have the deep knowledge that ancient reptilian marsians ankhed the hollow moon into its frequency!"
      Peterson: "First we need to define 'hollow' to its intrinsic meaning by counteraddressing the pure platonian hypergeometric shape of a sphere..." (2 hours of philosophical 'I'm not saying yes, but I won't say no either...')

  • @ActiveAdvocate1
    @ActiveAdvocate1 4 года назад +1

    OH MY GODS, you finally did it! I'm so proud of you! Proud of you for surviving this nightmare, holy shit man.
    And now to watch the actual video. I just wasn't expecting this. You damn near gave me a heart attack. :P

  • @professorsponge1554
    @professorsponge1554 4 года назад +1

    Wasn't expecting a video. Ah, I missed this. thanks Martymer

  • @FromMyPerspectPhoto
    @FromMyPerspectPhoto 4 года назад +22

    Hi dear godless, how ya doing-
    SPIRIT SHAMNESS IS STILL A THING?!

  • @Dinnye01
    @Dinnye01 4 года назад +7

    You have to admit. The stuff is great Sci-Fi. Had they made it with that purpose...
    Unfortunately, they f@cked up their only chance to migrate into fiction properly.

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria 4 года назад +2

      It's actually not, good sci-fi has real thought behind it. It's internally consistent, with coherent messages that tie in with the events of the plot. As has been said before, though, 99% of sci-fi is bad.

    • @Dinnye01
      @Dinnye01 4 года назад +1

      @@PlatinumAltaria I define good sci-fi (extremely unscientifically) as sci-fi that the layman can enjoy (without caring too much for internal consistency). I forgot to insert that in my previous post. This is the type of short film that you watch on a lazy saturday with a box of popcorn and enjoy it. Let us disregard the fact that it is utter bullshit. The animation quality is good, the narration is nice. Again, this is something I'd enjoy on a lazy weekend. But naturally, I still know it is bullshit.

    • @1lightheaded
      @1lightheaded 3 года назад

      About as good as Ron L Hubbard by which I mean pathetic I see the conection between Scientology as a bogus religion and Spirit Science a want to be bogus religion

    • @Dinnye01
      @Dinnye01 3 года назад

      @@1lightheaded L. Ron Hubbard, and I don't see this gone as far as scientology... nor do I think they can go down that route. These are weed-happy hippies with the charisma of an earthworm.

  • @Forest_Fifer
    @Forest_Fifer 4 года назад +2

    You got the location of the stupidity dispenser wrong, I'm pretty sure it was a couple of feet lower, and round the other side.

  • @veroxid
    @veroxid Год назад +1

    I love how "Is it even physically possible" wasn't somehow first on the list, lol.

  • @einsteingonzalez4336
    @einsteingonzalez4336 4 года назад +3

    Hi, Martymer.
    Thank you so much for taking your time to upload this! Although I expected a different topic related to Spirit Science to criticize, it seems like that all of it is from the "Nibiru Movie", instead of coupling it with Parts 4 and 5 of the "Sumerian Epic". As you said earlier in your reply to me on October 11, 2019, you said this:
    "As for your captions, I’m really sorry, but I still haven’t looked at them. It hasn’t been a priority. I really appreciate your work, and I’m sure I’ll approve them all, but when I have a couple of hours to spare (which isn’t nearly as often as I’d like anymore), checking captions on my old videos is simply not what comes to mind. Some day I hope you’ll understand just how little free time you have when you have two little kids. It’s a major pain the ass and the greatest joy at the same time. Anyway, I’ll try to get around to it after I finish WDPLaSS 31. The script is just about finished, and I hope I can shoot this weekend.
    "
    Now that you finished WDPLaSS 31, it's time to shine!
    You may be able to review, and if possible, approve the subtitles. (Hopefully!)
    If any other problems occur, don't worry, just take your time! Thank you! : )
    Sincerely, Alex Eduardo Gonzalez

  • @topfuel29channel
    @topfuel29channel 4 года назад +5

    When I want some good luck. I toast some oats and feed those oats to five Virgins, and sacrifice a goat. LoL

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 4 года назад +1

      topfuel29 and here I've been feeding the goats and sacrificing the virgins.
      Well shit

    • @generalgrievous2202
      @generalgrievous2202 3 года назад

      @@SmEiF- i have been eating the oats and feeding the virgins to the goats!

  • @Dragoderian
    @Dragoderian 4 года назад +2

    Ankh the frequency Kenneth where's your merkabah, uh-huh.

  • @migthulhu
    @migthulhu 4 года назад +1

    Your Jan 6th, 2020 video brought me here, now I have to watch more of these.

  • @shanewilson7994
    @shanewilson7994 4 года назад +4

    Oh Gods, electric universe, I haven't seen that claim in so damned long.

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 4 года назад +2

      I hope maytmer does an debunking on electric universe.

    • @shanewilson7994
      @shanewilson7994 4 года назад

      @@diegodankquixote-wry3242 Same. I was a bit intrigued when it was brought up to me years ago, but it fell apart so fast. But I'd like to see what someone who has a better understanding of some of the sciences involved can point out since I do miss some relatively obvious things.

  • @Voidsworn
    @Voidsworn 4 года назад +4

    The real question is "Why aren't MORE people laughing at Spirit Science?"

  • @curvingfyre6810
    @curvingfyre6810 4 года назад +2

    4:28 The left hand side is literally every element of the Atlantis story.

  • @maloc1824
    @maloc1824 4 года назад +2

    Planet 9 if found will be named Nibiru just to mess with everyone.

  • @warped_rider
    @warped_rider 4 года назад +4

    21:33 But if they don't wear lab coats how will people know they do *SCIENCE!?*

    • @einsteingonzalez4336
      @einsteingonzalez4336 4 года назад

      Hi, Warped Rider!
      Unfortunately, Spirit Science will be unable to convince their audience.
      That's just how Spirit Science works. They use projection to give a false demonstration of what science is.

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 4 года назад +5

    He's not presenting a "theory" of history. What he's doing has already a term in literature: Fantasy.

  • @jamiew6827
    @jamiew6827 4 года назад +3

    But he sounded so smart when I was on 10 hits of LSD

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 4 года назад

      As smart as taking those ten hits seemed?

  • @Keras33
    @Keras33 4 года назад +1

    I never get tired of Spirit Science's shenanigans....or your classic debunking of it!

  • @Torvar
    @Torvar 4 года назад +4

    But, do you put pineapple on your flat Earth?

    • @qzh00k
      @qzh00k 4 года назад

      Do Pineapples exist on a flat Earth?

    • @einsteingonzalez4336
      @einsteingonzalez4336 4 года назад +1

      Hi, Torva!
      No, but the only words that I can describe this situation is "Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!"

  • @Hk121394
    @Hk121394 Год назад +2

    I had a mythology prof in college who fully believed in Zachariah Sichin

  • @kleinjahr
    @kleinjahr 4 года назад +2

    Ahah! So, it's actually Planet Nine from Outer Space!

  • @voivodadracula1936
    @voivodadracula1936 4 года назад +3

    This series is legendary, i love it!

  • @MNanme1z4xs
    @MNanme1z4xs 4 года назад +8

    According to open minded thinking, Martymer is a lizard.

    • @annawing770
      @annawing770 3 года назад

      Don't insult lizards like that! In all my years I've never seen a gecko quite so stupid as Jordan, to say nothing of species such as the Tegu Lizards of South America, which are considerably more intelligent than any gecko, and so by deductive reasoning must also be much smarter than Jordan.

    • @1lightheaded
      @1lightheaded 3 года назад

      Open mindedthinking by who citation please

  • @ugolomb
    @ugolomb 2 года назад +1

    3:41 reminds me of this dialogue, from Josephine Tey's "The Daughter of Time" (the interlocutors are Brent Carradine -- a young American history student doing research in Britain -- and the bed-ridden Scotland Yard insepctor Alan Grant, who is using his enforced time off-duty to investigate the mystery of the Twins in the Tower and whether Richard III is really culpable in their death):
    ‘Look, Mr Grant,' let’s you and I start at the very beginning of this thing. Without history books, or modern versions, or anyone’s opinion about anything. Truth isn’t in accounts but in account books.’
    ‘A neat phrase,’ Grant said, complimentary. ‘Does it mean anything?’
    ‘It means everything. The real history is written in forms not meant as history. In Wardrobe accounts, in Privy Purse expenses, in personal letters, in estate books. If someone, say, insists that Lady Whoosit never had a child, and you find in the account book the entry: “For the son born to my lady on Michaelmas eve: five yards of blue ribbon, fourpence halfpenny” it’s a reasonably fair deduction that my lady had a son on Michaelmas eve.’

  • @Skyfire_The_Goth
    @Skyfire_The_Goth 3 года назад +1

    I saw a video back in 2011 that was supposed to be the "rogue planet Nibiru" seen from Earth the whole video I'm thinking that planet looks familiar, then it hit me, they took an image of Eternia from the 80s He-Man cartoon, edited the colors so it didn't look cartoony and flipped the image vertically. Another one was supposedly "strange sounds from nowhere" that were supposedly the signs of Nibiru getting close or something like that, it was the classic Godzilla roar slowed down and tweeked to sound a bit electronic. I'm not sure if they were poking fun at the people that believed it or if they were honest believers trying to convince others.
    (edited for typos)

  • @hazentheflamedemon
    @hazentheflamedemon 4 года назад +3

    Is it sad that ive made half of this bad history a d&d campaign

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 4 года назад

      hazentheflamedemon not a bad idea, it woupd make a pretty solid mmorpg or Atlantis version of command and conquer where you gotta fight off the space jews

    • @hazentheflamedemon
      @hazentheflamedemon 4 года назад

      @@SmEiF- ikr this is like a fantasy goldmine. Just change some names and done

    • @jakubmike5657
      @jakubmike5657 4 года назад

      I turned it into Call of Cthulhu campaign. I feel like a fraud, my players are just amazed at my skills "dude how do you came up with this stuff, this is awesome"

    • @hazentheflamedemon
      @hazentheflamedemon 4 года назад

      @@jakubmike5657 well your less of a fraud then the guy making the claims so dont feel so back

  • @Yorosero
    @Yorosero 4 года назад +3

    Open your third eye, align your chakras, Atlantis is calling!

  • @repugnant__6379
    @repugnant__6379 4 года назад +2

    One of the few sane people on yt, can't wait to binge ur vids.

    • @LucianCorrvinus
      @LucianCorrvinus 4 года назад

      You need to look around more,and stop watching so much trash. ..

  • @thenonsequitur6750
    @thenonsequitur6750 4 года назад +1

    I love seeing the frustration on his face. It says so much.

  • @kregorovillupo3625
    @kregorovillupo3625 4 года назад +4

    Yeeeeh spirit science again. Hi martyn, thanks.