Eww! Dry hump the roast! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! What in the world!!! hahahahahahaha! 😂😆! woo, woo! Steve Harvey is so funny, best comedian alive!
My son was out and on his way home. He was running late for work so he text me this : " Hey mom I'm coming in hot emperor that bbq". I warmed up the bbq and when he got here I was laughing so hard I was crying.
Here in Dublin ireland we have the Dublin area rapid transit (railway) , known as the Dart for short. One evening i was sitting on a platform at Connolly Station, waiting for the train home, chatting to my partner on facebook messenger, as he lives in the uk. I looked up at the electronic train information display and saw my train was just about due. I meant to type dart in 3 minutes but instead I told my beloved fart in 3 minutes . His response was very funny. I never knew someone who could tell how long in the future they are going to break wind!
Lianna: Yeah. I'm coming to yours tonight Lily, and I'm bringing drugs Lily: YOU WILL NOT BRING DRUGS TO YOUR SISTER'S Liana: Wow. Chill sis! I meant I'm bringing DOUG
he got me when he said I dry hump the roast three days before I just burst out of tears when he read that text. I love the Steve Harvey videos and I watched all of his videos. This one is my favorite. when I text the auto correct change the words I send and I have to send a new text. The auto correct does that to my whole family and when I tried to say I had fun at school it said scovel and I laughed so hard
one time when i was texting my brother i was talking about nintendo amiibos i was using the mic and it didn't know what amiibos were so it send as meatballs
Autocorrect failed from a joke: The husband just got home from a trips and got a message from the neighbor: sorry I’m was using your wife’s while you away. Husband angry and hit his wife… a minute later the neighbor message was: ohh! I’m sorry I meant yours WIFI 😂
poor Steve was laughing at that last one!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That cracked me up even more than the autocorrect! (and I was already busting a gut!)
the last one killed me. I'm crying 😂
Dry Hump the Roast .EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
Who knows? Maybe Doug has the drugs
😂😂😂
Michael Ells 👍🏻😂😂👊🏻👊🏻
Plot twist!
doug demuro
"A good dry rub enhances our meat. Stop laughing." - Smokey Bones
_You're not bringing Doug into this house either. He's a loser!_ *:P*
Idk what's funnier the texts or Steve's laugh lol
Eww! Dry hump the roast! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! What in the world!!! hahahahahahaha! 😂😆! woo, woo! Steve Harvey is so funny, best comedian alive!
I love Touched by an Angel
Dry humping..I'm crying laughing!!!!!!!! Hilarious, I don't cry laugh much but dang, you got me!
Auto correct is evil.
Or even Mispronounce Auto Erect. That,s Bad
My massage is auto Carrot.
Hi I'm David Humped
That was pretty funny Steve. Thanks needed a good laugh
Dry hump the roast😂😂😂😂
Rump roast.
*waves and walks off stage*
Steve even steals this...
The video is funny steve😆but the suit is the funniest looking one I've ever seen you wear👀😂
Laughed so hard I was crying😂
Yeah I'd stay home too lol
A steve is so funny.
Steve Harvey is someday going to get a cardiac arrest and everyone is going to think that he is just laughing
My son was out and on his way home. He was running late for work so he text me this : " Hey mom I'm coming in hot emperor that bbq". I warmed up the bbq and when he got here I was laughing so hard I was crying.
bless you for sharing this funny story 😂😂😂
Here in Dublin ireland we have the Dublin area rapid transit (railway) , known as the Dart for short. One evening i was sitting on a platform at Connolly Station, waiting for the train home, chatting to my partner on facebook messenger, as he lives in the uk. I looked up at the electronic train information display and saw my train was just about due. I meant to type dart in 3 minutes but instead I told my beloved fart in 3 minutes . His response was very funny. I never knew someone who could tell how long in the future they are going to break wind!
Ooooooh..my..lol
Always love these.
Jimmy kimmell Christmas car
I allways fix it when I see it.
I just about spit my mashed potatoes all over on the last one 🤣
Dry rub ain’t that much better 😂
Some of the autocorrect are hilarious..🤣
i miss xmas lol
This is too funny ! Auto correct can be annoying for sure !
Lianna: Yeah. I'm coming to yours tonight Lily, and I'm bringing drugs
Lily: YOU WILL NOT BRING DRUGS TO YOUR SISTER'S
Liana: Wow. Chill sis! I meant I'm bringing DOUG
First I also thought the bus was hilarious
second
Omg! Lol Scary Movie
Bubbly
funny one I get a lot is instead of yes mam i get yes "mama"
Hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂
Wow, I think I've already seen this before on my Mum's computer. 😂😂😂
"1:54" are you ok steve
he got me when he said I dry hump the roast three days before I just burst out of tears when he read that text. I love the Steve Harvey videos and I watched all of his videos. This one is my favorite. when I text the auto correct change the words I send and I have to send a new text. The auto correct does that to my whole family and when I tried to say I had fun at school it said scovel and I laughed so hard
I hope steve knows what LOL and LMAO means... lol 🤣🤫🤭
I love you Steve and my dream is to come meet you
0:47 That happened to my sister Missy but....
It wasn't auto correct ;-;
Hilarious!! 😂😂😂
Autocorrect Shouldn't Do That To Them.
Jajajajajaja I'm on the floor. In tears. This was too funny.
0:53
My immediate response as the Parent (As Joke) Would say:
"That's worse"
"How did link turn into kink" that's my fail
I all ways get autocorrect when I massage my friend and meant something else,
0:20 😂😂😂
LMAO 😂 I'm dead my spirit Lefty body lolling 😂🤣
2019
one time when i was texting my brother i was talking about nintendo amiibos i was using the mic and it didn't know what amiibos were so it send as meatballs
A video on emoji fails
Dang....Last one lmfao
Elizabeth Smart
Auto correct is disgusting
Dry hump roast.... 😂
yes and im bringing drugs
Autocorrect failed from a joke: The husband just got home from a trips and got a message from the neighbor: sorry I’m was using your wife’s while you away. Husband angry and hit his wife… a minute later the neighbor message was: ohh! I’m sorry I meant yours WIFI 😂
What is getting touched by an Angel box that means to
لم اعرف كيف احصل على هديتي
DRY HUMP KEKW
Let me find out hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Just thought touched by an asian was a massage haha
The blonde at 1:59 looks weird
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was friends with this guy on FB and since I didn't use a capital letters for his name auto correct put his name as cervix 😂😂
Ahahahahaha
Touched by an Asian!!! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣rofl
🤣🤣
, 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
No woman should get touched by a Asian!!!! Hell!!!! That,s just plain wrong in every words of that Sentence.
🤔 It's not never funny.. Meh
third lol.
He copying Ellen DeGeneres!! Smdh!!!! 😒
No he's not
Wtf r u smoking lol? this man is an original king of comedy he doesnt need to steal ideas from ellen lol. shes a "b star/comedian" compared to harvey.
By the way, the “touch by an Asian” message was actually aired on Ellen.. 😮
You copycat. You copied ELLEN. This is her segment. Man stealing woman's creativity.
So fake.