Karl Pilkington - Half Man Half Biscuit

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Karl hasn't heard of the band, obviously.
    "Mr. Garibaldi!"
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  • @paullyknowles
    @paullyknowles 6 лет назад +97

    There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets.

  • @wrotebydogs
    @wrotebydogs 12 лет назад +46

    Gervais should listen to Half Man Half Biscuit in order to discover what brilliant, biting social satire sounds like. When he can come up with something a quarter as funny as 'Help me Mrs Medlicott, I don't know what to do. I've only got three bullets and there's four of Motley Crue, - well, he won't be able to, will he?

    • @metalli07
      @metalli07 2 года назад +2

      John peel possibly beat that repeating the line from some band I forget but could look up but can't be bothered; "send my giro to Cairo"

  • @DjallelDerbal
    @DjallelDerbal 9 лет назад +80

    "...Never goes swimming" hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha ! Karl is so funny !

  • @Jaoric
    @Jaoric 11 лет назад +60

    Quite possibly the best band in the world - Nigel Blackwell is a true genius

    • @yatesy117
      @yatesy117 Год назад +3

      "There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets" lyrical genius 😄😄😄

  • @moyajc
    @moyajc 13 лет назад +15

    "never goes swimming", one of those golden moments that put Karl above Gervais as a comedian. Gervais didn't even get it which I think says it all. Mind you if he had have done he'd have probably had stroke...

  • @marcuswall3857
    @marcuswall3857 20 дней назад

    Real knobs! Best band ever to come out of Merseyside.
    'I didn't take much time convincing her
    Baby I'm from the Wirral peninsula'
    Pure genius for decades, not years

  • @DragonsRule02
    @DragonsRule02 13 лет назад +14

    Ricky's laugh is the best thing ever

  • @SmoothCriimiinal
    @SmoothCriimiinal 11 лет назад +7

    Never goes swimming - Probably the best comment I have ever ever heard...

  • @fugazigil2811
    @fugazigil2811 3 года назад +10

    Gervais was laughing at Karl's confusion, rather than the actual band

  • @DavidTizzard
    @DavidTizzard 2 года назад +3

    I'm just here clicking like on every comment that says, "Mr. Garibaldi"
    lmao

  • @tigerboy1966
    @tigerboy1966 13 лет назад +18

    Talent vs Genius. Ricky Gervaise's entire career vs the first two songs on "Cammell Laird Social Club". No contest. Game over.

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit
    @youxknowxyouxluvxit 13 лет назад +6

    "Never goes swimming." LMFAOO

  • @yatesy117
    @yatesy117 2 года назад +4

    Mr Garibaldi!!!

  • @M1K3YC
    @M1K3YC 5 лет назад +6

    Mr. Garabaldi

  • @muttymeme
    @muttymeme 7 лет назад +8

    Biscuit are best Post punk new wave dada, and even the band don't know it.

  • @youxknowxyouxluvxit
    @youxknowxyouxluvxit 13 лет назад +3

    "never goes swimming" hahahah best bit

  • @olimcfc
    @olimcfc 12 лет назад +9

    He has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox

  • @GriefTourist
    @GriefTourist 13 лет назад +47

    if you are over 35 and have never heard of HMHB you must qualify as some sort of knob

    • @thenewyorkpauls
      @thenewyorkpauls 6 лет назад +4

      GriefTourist Or someone from outside the UK.

    • @yatesy117
      @yatesy117 6 лет назад +1

      Except Karl!

    • @michaelyip8510
      @michaelyip8510 6 лет назад +2

      Is it me or could you kick Ricky Gervais’ head in?

    • @edwardv1255
      @edwardv1255 4 года назад

      I've never heard if them, granted I'm 30 and not from the UK. I've heard this clip tens of times and never knew it was a proper band (I always imagined some 17-18yo scousers in a basement (them now working in offices, much in the same fashion as Paul TPA Parker) sending a hopeful email to XFM). So this comment section is a big surprise to me.

    • @queenbeekeeper
      @queenbeekeeper 3 года назад +2

      Well, I've heard of them (and love them!) and I am 12,000 miles away in NZ.

  • @wrotebydogs
    @wrotebydogs 12 лет назад +15

    @cfcolly The Office was great. His stand up is lazy and dull. Really, listen to Half Man Half Biscuit. It's funnier by far than anything Gervais has ever come up with. How about 'I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles. As the bootleg Mark Chapman'. Quality, mate.

  • @sonicbooomboy
    @sonicbooomboy 8 лет назад +29

    Merchant/Gervais HMHB are not a joke or novelty band.

    • @wallerpaul70
      @wallerpaul70 7 лет назад +5

      Biscuit boys are brilliant and funny.

    • @thenewyorkpauls
      @thenewyorkpauls 6 лет назад +1

      Their fame is restricted within the UK so you can forgive the mistake. When asked who Blur are most Americans would respond “that woohoo band from the football scores?”

    • @jackharkins1689
      @jackharkins1689 6 лет назад +1

      Satisfying the bloodlust of the people in peace time.

    • @blahblahwhatblahblah
      @blahblahwhatblahblah 6 лет назад +1

      Last time I checked, Merchant and Gervais weren't American, so they have no excuse!

    • @JakeWilliams283
      @JakeWilliams283 5 лет назад +2

      He’s not laughing at the band name he’s laughing at Karl’s excitement and stupidness thinking there was a real half man half biscuit

  • @Itoldyousoproduction
    @Itoldyousoproduction 13 лет назад +3

    Mr. Garibaldi 1:25 XD

  • @N3V3RSAYD13
    @N3V3RSAYD13 11 лет назад +3

    i had a laugh just at the picture

  • @therealchriswheelie
    @therealchriswheelie 12 лет назад

    DamoSuzuki100, you are someone after my own heart. Thank you =:0)

  • @caspar_gomez
    @caspar_gomez 6 месяцев назад

    mr garibaldi > never goes swimming

  • @cfcolly
    @cfcolly 12 лет назад +1

    @wrotebydogs Ricky's one of the best stand up comics we've got. Most other English standup's have a lot of respect for his writing. Plus extras was brilliant and the christmas special was one of the best pieces of comedy that year. theres to much shit on TV now days

    • @invisibleoc
      @invisibleoc 2 года назад

      "Most other English standup's (sic) have a lot of respect for his writing" - citation needed.

  • @KVille
    @KVille 14 лет назад +2

    Everyone's doing the 'Ricky Gervias' stance maybe or Fucking hell it's Karl Pilkington

    • @Rebeljustforkicks
      @Rebeljustforkicks Год назад

      Ha ha Len Ganley n Fred Titmuss ..Kudos for that comment

  • @HoneyMike
    @HoneyMike 13 лет назад

    I love his face at the start of the video

  • @alex-E7WHU
    @alex-E7WHU 4 года назад +1

    OOOHH-OOOHH PICALILLI SHINPADS.. 🤣

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
    @ElvisLivesUpstairs 14 лет назад +4

    Currents for eyes lol

  • @vladamirrrr
    @vladamirrrr 13 лет назад

    i lol'd just by reading the title :)

  • @gosiman
    @gosiman 11 лет назад

    Just brilliant!

  • @EJS-7
    @EJS-7 5 лет назад

    i think about this a lot

  • @DANNYsosick
    @DANNYsosick 12 лет назад

    Art Brut; TOP OF THE POPS!!!

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  13 лет назад +1

    @AdamskiFTW I was referring to Gervais revealing himself to be an oblivious, bullying twat in general.

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  13 лет назад +1

    @floboskifilms Whichever minorities he can cram into 'awkward' situations.

  • @yavehsuarez9392
    @yavehsuarez9392 5 лет назад +5

    They cloned a man with a biscuit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @internetmale
    @internetmale 12 лет назад

    3 professional comedians who've never heard of half man half biscuit. hurry the fuck up Impending Heat Death Of The Universe

  • @AimeeLuLines
    @AimeeLuLines 13 лет назад

    @Pwecko and @Furkin... listen you're both complete legends with your wiity arguement.
    Cheered me up :] Agree to both be angry intelligent people and move on, you fucking beautys!

  • @pinkrabbithappiness
    @pinkrabbithappiness 12 лет назад

    I think it must have been something to do with copyright, BlackdollarBills and someone else have taken theirs down too

  • @Sleck06
    @Sleck06 13 лет назад

    @Pinskip2 thought i was the only one who caught that

  • @rockandroll4567
    @rockandroll4567 12 лет назад

    look up the ricky gervais show. funniest thing ever. it has karl pilkington.

  • @gomaustin
    @gomaustin 7 лет назад

    Randy biscuit turners gone into overdrive...

  • @ElmuO9
    @ElmuO9 12 лет назад

    @AhzidDiin Yeah that really sucks...He will be missed

  • @AnsemsApprentice
    @AnsemsApprentice 14 лет назад

    @Pwecko How many comedians have you come across?

  • @SmoothCriimiinal
    @SmoothCriimiinal 12 лет назад

    never goes swimming

  • @mc4566
    @mc4566 13 лет назад

    @ScumOfTheRoad It's you. I've only ever heard Karl laugh once.

  • @awkwardsean5141
    @awkwardsean5141 7 лет назад +1

    ELEVATE!

  • @vdbn78
    @vdbn78 13 лет назад

    Great how they pretend Karl's stupid! When he's a Sony Award winning radio producer!!!11

  • @1234514
    @1234514 12 лет назад

    As opposed to Total Biscuit?

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko 13 лет назад

    @TheMaTaTa212 I don't remember taking the exam!

  • @betaville72
    @betaville72 12 лет назад

    'Haff Man Haff Biscuit?'

  • @Brascofarian
    @Brascofarian 6 лет назад +2

    20 years after it was first made, Ricky Gervais splits his sides upon hearing.

  • @oliverconroy6894
    @oliverconroy6894 3 года назад

    Manmoths?

  • @Renzsu
    @Renzsu 11 лет назад +4

    Hah, mr. Gullibaldy

    • @liamdhardy
      @liamdhardy 5 лет назад +1

      *Mr Garibaldi, as in the biscuits.

  • @BillyLow1000
    @BillyLow1000 12 лет назад

    Who is Carl Pilkington ? Never heard of the fella ?

  • @TheMetalCat
    @TheMetalCat 13 лет назад

    never go swimmin

  • @joiedeceivre
    @joiedeceivre 11 лет назад +4

    NOT A NOVELTY BAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @cfcolly
    @cfcolly 12 лет назад +1

    @PS3Vids10 Actually, Karl hates all that stuff, he's told Ricky and Steve he never wants to do another series of idiot because he hates the stuff they make him do, also, he hasn't personally made that much, certainly not a fortune, apparently ricky has some kind of hold over it so karl doesn't get really rich and ruin his amazing outlook on life with is such a money spinner

  • @joecul123
    @joecul123 14 лет назад

    Why does he say ... I never go swimming at the end lmao?

  • @SADRecs
    @SADRecs 13 лет назад

    @ScumOfTheRoad
    Karl never laughs! and about 90% of the time he isn't joking.
    Ricky is the one thats laughing.

  • @oPhillo
    @oPhillo 13 лет назад

    never gonna go swimming.. rofl

  • @quaid667
    @quaid667 13 лет назад

    Nigel Blackwell and Karl Pilkington do look a bit similar

  • @Johnwightyful
    @Johnwightyful 12 лет назад

    Quite.

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  13 лет назад

    @quaid667 Karl looks like Gaddafi's son.

  • @jimmyrimmer82
    @jimmyrimmer82 13 лет назад

    @Pwecko
    Agreed. Marchant is the funny one. Gervais' humour is just nasty.

  • @KrytenMark
    @KrytenMark 12 лет назад

    "Mr. Gullibaldy!" XD

  • @alliasneo
    @alliasneo 13 лет назад +1

    I don't get the 'never go swimming' line? Is it because Ricky said about currents for eyes but Karl thought current as in water current? lol

    • @deankeith830
      @deankeith830 6 лет назад +9

      alliasneo because he's a biscuit!

  • @kvncnrd
    @kvncnrd 13 лет назад

    @TheMetalCat ....he could never go swimmin...

  • @5ynthesizerpatel
    @5ynthesizerpatel 12 лет назад

    is it just me or does Karl Pilkington look a lot like Pierre Woodman to you?

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  12 лет назад +1

    That'll bring the perverts out into the open. (Yes, he does a bit.)

  • @KrytenMark
    @KrytenMark 11 лет назад +1

    Oh, I see! Silly me. I assumed he was cleverly combining 'gullible' with 'baldy'. ^^;

  • @SticFig
    @SticFig 13 лет назад

    lol youtube comment fights.

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko 14 лет назад

    @CRAZYPADDY2008 Can I do any better? Yes, I can do that, but I don't really want to. (Half Man Half Biscuit fans will know what I'm talking about).
    No one cares about your opinion either, Paddy, but at least they can understand what I'm writing. Have a nice day.

  • @therealchriswheelie
    @therealchriswheelie 11 лет назад

    Blimey. Where did that come from? Have I offended your delicate sensibilities by mocking the man with whom you are in love?

  • @cfcolly
    @cfcolly 12 лет назад

    @scallyhunter troll...

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko 13 лет назад

    @TheMaTaTa212 Just trying to be helpful, mate. If you'd like some English lessons, let me know, OK?

  • @SAMagic
    @SAMagic 13 лет назад

    @Astralentity73 You have got serious issues.

  • @cfcolly
    @cfcolly 12 лет назад

    @wrotebydogs if you think Ricky isn't sunny you obviously have no understanding of comedy or a very strange sense of humour

  • @ratfaceable
    @ratfaceable 11 лет назад +1

    he looks like lars ulrich fact

  • @FSMnoodle
    @FSMnoodle 13 лет назад

    Joke novelty band? HMHB more than that surely?

  • @lnc0
    @lnc0 12 лет назад +1

    It's clichéd to be cynical about a famous comedian

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko 13 лет назад

    @TheMaTaTa212 Oh dear, you've done it again.. That should be 'you're Australian', not 'your australian'. What makes you think I'm Australian? No, I'm English. I used to teach English as a foreign language, so I wouldn't have any problem teaching you. Actually, I'm withdrawing my offer. You have the wrong attitude. Good luck with everything you do.

  • @Barracuda007
    @Barracuda007 11 лет назад

    XD

  • @ianmc42
    @ianmc42 4 года назад +1

    Joke, Novelty band? Obviously they've never listened to HMHB. Or, are to thick to appreciate the sardonic whit. Or they're jealous 'cos they're not as funny.

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  13 лет назад +1

    @PS3Vids10 I don't really care, to be honest. Karl is already rich. I'd rather Ricky Gervais stopped using minorities as punchlines. Apart from anything else, it's lazy.

  • @Pinskip2
    @Pinskip2  13 лет назад +2

    @dougandmanny Again, I'm not referring to how Ricky treats Karl. He rips into minorities and hides behind irony. He's an oblivious twat who's so far removed from real life he doesn't realise how his lazy shit affects people. It took the mother of disabled children to burst out crying on national radio for him to shit himself and apologise. If he could justify his weak shit he wouldn't need to apologise.

  • @therealchriswheelie
    @therealchriswheelie 12 лет назад

    I'd rather actually literally 'look up' Ricky Gervais for a laugh.

    • @thenewyorkpauls
      @thenewyorkpauls 6 лет назад +1

      therealchriswheelie A cursory glance at your youtube profile exposes you as quite the lonely kid indeed.

  • @Rodan100
    @Rodan100 7 лет назад

    Fantastic fail.

  • @MRROBBIEWATTS
    @MRROBBIEWATTS 6 лет назад +4

    Gervias.... so unfunny

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko 14 лет назад

    Ricky Gervais is the least funny comedian I've ever come across.