It blows my mind how one minute, Griffin is so anxious he can barely get up to pee on an airplane, and the next he's dragging an ogre over a stranger's checker board
if this were a real board-game, the goldblum bonus round would come with a deck of cards that would reveal his dark secret, randomized, with clues on one side and the answer on the other. if a player gives an incorrect answer and flips it, the secret is tainted. goldblum gets a new dark secret to draw from the deck and the player loses a point. this could be a real board-game. a nonsensical one, but real
This is like that time Simbacat was all by himself almost dead but he knew he had a job to do. Totally lost in desolate unknown lands he made a game like molten rivers of high five and came up with a way to teach the world to not forget where you came from just because you don't know where you are.
By far the best video to ever come out of polygon. Guess it’s time to quit cause this is peak performance and they can never reach the power of this video
I hope theres a time stamp on this video. Write it down ladies and gentlemen, this is the greatest video of all time. just edging out rihanna's pour it up video.
Reeeeally do not enjoy seeing the game pieces on the board being tiny and alive and wriggling around in some kind of vague, godless proto-life--character actors notwithstanding...
Buscemi! A Game for Kids! is much better than the 'copycat' game released by a rival publisher. Shortly after release it was found out to be even worse than originally suspected. The title says everything it needs to now though... Jared! A Game with Kids!
well board games are not exactly the most egregious tool of capatalism, They were even talking about cards against humanity, yunno, the guys who spend months activly fucking over the government by buying land deeds where the wall was meant to be built
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"What are you punishing him for?"
"Taking too long to take his turn."
*has already taken his turn*
Never thought that I would watch ten minutes of silent gameplay, but goddamn i love every second of the steve buscemi game.
“do you know how to play buscemi”
“i thought this was cards against humanity”
"Jeff Goldblum's Dark Secret" = best racehorse name ever?
This comment made my day...
it's been 9 years and this comment is still making me laugh
I said "You know this is like a real game with rules and stuff you could play this."
And then the Goldblum bonus round started lmao.
ADENSONOM is a trooper
this is exactly what i said when i was watching
my favorite part was reading all of that very tiny text
PoHazard I wonder if anyone here is crazy enough to do a transcript
Edit: this video is three years old, so that answers that
Justin's voice when he said "checkers is just chess for dipshits" it was almost, straight up in Taakos voice.
1:41
Literally came to the comments immediately after that, hoping someone else had noticed
The McElroys should totally do an episode of The Adventure Zone in this game, maybe a non-canonical one-off for maxfun drive or something.
YES
griffin genuinely created a great game
It blows my mind how one minute, Griffin is so anxious he can barely get up to pee on an airplane, and the next he's dragging an ogre over a stranger's checker board
that's the anonymity of the internet for ya
The Goldblum Bonus Round is the most exciting part of the game Buscemi if you ask me!
when he loaded up jeff goldblum i think i burst a vein laughing so hard fuck
STOP
STOP IT
WE'RE SO CLOSE
How much to crowdfund a physical version of Buscemi! A Game for Kids?
What kind of stretch goals can we look forward to?
new game modes
like after you find out jeff's secret, you can play a John Cleese card game.
I read that as if the game was called "Buscemi: A Game for Kids?" and my world got infinitely better
1 million dollar stretch goal for Steve Buscemi to come to your house when you play.
Dude totally took his turn though.
"Buscemi: a Game for Kids" is amazing! 10/10-polygon
if this were a real board-game, the goldblum bonus round would come with a deck of cards that would reveal his dark secret, randomized, with clues on one side and the answer on the other. if a player gives an incorrect answer and flips it, the secret is tainted. goldblum gets a new dark secret to draw from the deck and the player loses a point.
this could be a real board-game. a nonsensical one, but real
I'd buy it
"Now it's the werewolf's turn"
Tabletop simulator has gotten more expansive. For example, I made this comment from within tabletop simulator.
oh my fucking god i really did just watch all that in sielnce oh my god
the sound of the objects hitting eachother is my asmr
"What is this?"
"What is this..."
It's a dark secret kid. A dark, dark secret...
I try to learn at least 3 new words day, and then practice their uses. Watching these dudes play games has expedited that process.
"WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO DISCOVER THE DARK SECRET!"
Now it's the werewolf's turn 🤣
stop flipping Jeff Goldblum
ADENSONOM mvp
My favorite part was Buscemi's sultry eyes.
"Also you can flip the table"
Just like Steve Buscemi in real life!
Take it to the bank, boys. This one’s just like Buscemi
toe to tip, this is a buscemi
I didnt notice the werewolf piece up there until grif said "now the werewolf turn" and i fucking lost it
I think a great easter egg in Buscemi is that if you could hide an easter egg in there somehow.
Never thought this game would be required on a global level, but here we are.
listening in headphones and the chess pieces falling gave me asmr :o
This is not a good checkers tutorial.
This is like that time Simbacat was all by himself almost dead but he knew he had a job to do. Totally lost in desolate unknown lands he made a game like molten rivers of high five and came up with a way to teach the world to not forget where you came from just because you don't know where you are.
im...crying
1:45 “It’s pretty much just chess for dipshits” is my new favorite way to describe checkers
the steve buscemi game is what hell actually looks like. I hate every second of this so much but I love it and I can't stop watching
By far the best video to ever come out of polygon. Guess it’s time to quit cause this is peak performance and they can never reach the power of this video
this is so cute!! I love the other players, they all cooperated so well (especially adesonom) :-)
This will be nuts, man. Can't wait to see what this ends up being used for.
I wish I was Travis McElroy
MBMBaM and The Adventure Zone would take a big nosedive if you were so I'm glad you haven't found a wish genie yet
This was absolutely beautiful. When can we expect a release date for Buscemi?
Zak Kerr
I think you mean _Buscemi! A Game for Kids_
I’m a simple man. I see Steve Buscemi, I click
It started as goofs but this is actually kinda a great game and I would play it
I hope theres a time stamp on this video. Write it down ladies and gentlemen, this is the greatest video of all time. just edging out rihanna's pour it up video.
The best part about the checkers at the start is that the guy had already taken his turn!
My, how the tables have turned.
This game would be so fun in vr
That was so funny and intriguing, I was on the edge of my seat
Griffin is my favorite 😄
when can I buy buscemi?
I think they should make a d&d campaign and use tabletop simulator for the battles.
is the werewolf a vore thing
TheToxicVipe needs to go back to playing Call of Duty and squeaking on XBox Live.
Yeah seriously
you guys need to continue the overboard series via this game now
Nice gamplay overview
i fcking lost it at the goldblum bonus round
No shit - this is up there with the funniest things I've ever seen.
HOW WAS THERE A BUTTON ON A VIDEO GAME THAT SAID GRIFFON AND GIRFFIN DID NOT PRESS IT
I laughed far too hard at this
Reeeeally do not enjoy seeing the game pieces on the board being tiny and alive and wriggling around in some kind of vague, godless proto-life--character actors notwithstanding...
I cant wait to play this
my dream game
'impovisational dynamic game design session' oh! is this calvinball for our tech future?
Basic Vanilla Buscemi IS very hypnotizing!
This is art
That’s Steve’s left eye.
these guys at salute the flumph do D&d in this game pretty good
Where can I buy a copy of Buscemi?
btw have you guys used Roll20 before?
Can we please get Buscemi: A Game for Kids on the Steam workshop??
IT HAPPENED ON THE SET OF HOLY MAN
TheToxicVipe sure lived up to her[his?] name
8:42 That poorly done re-dub though. What could you have possibly said there that was so bad?
This. Is. Monster factory. Tell me I’m wrong.
....the title says gamplay overview
Are overview videos not being put up on RUclips anymore?
Going into this video I thought it was a review of a knockoff over watch.
i hate TheToxicVipe with all of my being
Does anyone know when Buscemi is coming to Toys'R'Us?
i love u griffon
There’s yarn in my pyjamas
Believe in yourself
And watch out for the werewolf
Fucking amazing
Buscemi! A Game for Kids! is much better than the 'copycat' game released by a rival publisher. Shortly after release it was found out to be even worse than originally suspected. The title says everything it needs to now though... Jared! A Game with Kids!
I waited the required 5 years.
The frick you say about checkers
lol Jeff goldblum
lol
Woooooow Justin, the bootlicker really jumped out huh
well board games are not exactly the most egregious tool of capatalism, They were even talking about cards against humanity, yunno, the guys who spend months activly fucking over the government by buying land deeds where the wall was meant to be built
yo for a good rpg game in tabletop check out urealms.
this is the best worst game in the world
thetoxicvipe is a toxic player.