Try somewhat high doses of magnesium,which can break up minerals in the body.The worst side effect is having the sh*tz shortly after taking it,and it's not that bad...Just saying,bc I know that sh*t sucks. If your comment was just sarcasm,then yes, -"Whoosh!" right over my head.
@PeachRap I worked security part-time before I was disabled. I was never afraid for the audience. If you're a cool security guard, you meet a lot of good people, and it's nice when they come back and recognize you and especially when they come back and you build a positive repor. Ya their are fights or people pass out from heat exhaustion and that's why you will see a good security guard standing over the barricades. The crowds safety is always our highest priority. Now when I Declare War plays we can't help 500 people from moshing to the break diwn of Misery Cloud
I was worried that my addiction to vaginal skin made me a weirdo but it makes me feel better to know that it's just a symptom of a senior mens health issue
Thanks to all security guys at gigs. You guys deal with a lot of shit, and one of you saved my ass years ago at a Faith No More gig where there was a massive crush down the front. Several people got carted off in ambulances from that show, I was getting crushed against the barrier and a security guy grabbed me and yanked me over the barrier, I'm forever grateful for that. It was a pretty scary experience. Top job security guys.
I have seen all kinds of security at concerts. At a lamb of god and parkway drive concert the security people were beating people who were surfing with retractable rods. Ill never forget that
It's kinda funny: despite the themes and dark nature of this sort of music these sort of gigs are some of the safest gigs with the nicest people i've ever been to.
I think also moshes mean that metalheads know when to be dangerous, proper etiquette when being dangerous (noone kinder than a mosh that sees someone fall down), and are comfortable not being dangerous most of the time. Time and place, I guess
As a Security Guard, you'd be surprised how often I get a kick out of death metal. It's some funny shit. Something about the genre just fits this job really, really well.
@@CantTellYouworked plenty of concerts in the 10 years as security the metal bands were awesome it was the country gigs that sucked. Drunkenness everywhere.
Which genera that you don't listen to is your favorite? I always see security having fun at jam band shows last dead and co show I went to they were all having a good time.
Internal Monologue "Are you telling me...the entire crowd knew he was going to say that? Look at me and tell me I'm not insane." "Ight well I guess I'm never getting drinks with Jay again after work, he think this shit is normal."
I think it's more quizzical than terrified. Metal nights are very rarely trouble...more pulling people out of accidental harms way than people looking to actually do harm.
I remember being at a Morbid Angel and Sadistic Intent concert with like 3,000 people in a 2,000 occupancy club and everyone was going crazy... This old head security guard was totally bemused with what he was hearing but he said he was enjoying the energy and was smiling a lot.
The variety of emotions on display in such a short clip is amazing 😂 one guy terrified for his life, next just like "fuckin hell what'd I get myself into?", then we got the guy who's experienced it frozen there having a flashback, and the last guy about to fall out laughing. I love it.
@@NoRUclipsName1 It's like when people used to say "go away and listen to Justin Bieber" if a video got downvoted. Because, of course, the entire medium of music is divided into "Justin Bieber" and "everything else".
@@Deadpool-px2nm nah. honestly death metal lyrics are so cringy like 90% of the time im better off just not reading them lol (and im saying this as a big death metal fan)
Fav security guard at a gig that I've seen was one during an Earthless show. After 20 min of non stop soloing the security guard was just amazed and stood the rest of the show looking behind at the guitar player. The festival had a super chill crowd and you could see he was ok just relaxing and having his face melted by the band
Despite not really being a fan of Cannibal Corpse, I REALLY wanna go to one of these shows. It looks like so much fun, the mosh would be fucking insane
Happened to me once at work, completely out of nowhere. Was just sitting at my desk, and suddenly it felt like I'd pissed my pants. Got up and went to the bathroom, my boxers were full of blood. Went to the ER, doc said I needed to see a urologist and have a camera snaked up my peehole. I said the hell with that and drank cranberry juice instead. Cleared it up in a couple days.
To be fair I, a metalhead, would have the same look if I had to work security for a rapper where all the lyrics are autotuned and about how he likes to wear Gucci shoes or some shit. 🤣
Agreed, but you have to admit, this band is a joke...a bunch of fat, middle aged men, singing about kidney stones...reminds me of 'Hook' by Blues Traveller. It doesn't matter what he says, as long as he screams loudly over half assed metal guitar and fast drums...
The bald security guy was paralyzed after George's announcement 🤣🤣 And the guy to the right of him was like "oh boy..." 😂😂 Thanks so much for posting this! It's hilarious!
First time I saw cannibal was on the Tomb of the Mutilated tour and they were playing a small venue in Montreal... They had a line of like 20 goons in front of the stage for security and Chris was pissed that they were preventing people from getting on stage to stage dive.. he ended up in a fight with two of them, the crowd was on fire and the line of security just went "fuck this" and left. Excellent show, it was absolute chaos.
On the surface it's sounds like something a psychopath would bang on their stereo on their way to their next college campus. Than he continues speaking your like, "Wow, that's fucking relatable" lmao.
@@voxterh.6166 I just bang this on my stereo. Not going to college campuses, but my old job, cuz F those guys. PSA: I'm kidding RUclips, don't send the fucking FBI to my house
0:07 when that one dude LOOKED TO HIS FRIEND ON THE LEFT, I actually let out a cackle that is the funniest "what the hell are we in for ?" look I've ever seen
I've still never seen Mayhem perform live despite having gone to many of their shows. Security is on edge by the middle of the second band and kick us out for enjoying extreme metal the way it's supposed to be enjoyed.
As someone who gets kidney stones on a regular basis, this is my theme song
Try somewhat high doses of magnesium,which can break up minerals in the body.The worst side effect is having the sh*tz shortly after taking it,and it's not that bad...Just saying,bc I know that sh*t sucks. If your comment was just sarcasm,then yes, -"Whoosh!" right over my head.
@@brotherlittlefoot2216 i do that but its a genetic thing i guess
@@duckshoes5496 Sorry to hear that.Magnesium won't hurt you if u try it,though.
Sorry to hear that my friend. Kidney stones are no joke...
My condolences
"It sounds fun, until it happens to you". He's right.
Facts
Fax
Fucks
Who TF thinks it sounds fun??
@@leftistnpc5417Sounding enthusiasts, presumably. Don't look that up.
Cannibal corpse is one of the few bands that makes the security concerned for the safety of the audience instead of the performers.
This made me laugh so hard
Lol 😂
That would be GG Allin fr🤣
I must agree with GG Allin comment. GG Allin was a genius but also was very emotionally unstable to put it lightly
@PeachRap I worked security part-time before I was disabled. I was never afraid for the audience. If you're a cool security guard, you meet a lot of good people, and it's nice when they come back and recognize you and especially when they come back and you build a positive repor. Ya their are fights or people pass out from heat exhaustion and that's why you will see a good security guard standing over the barricades. The crowds safety is always our highest priority. Now when I Declare War plays we can't help 500 people from moshing to the break diwn of Misery Cloud
"BLOOD FROM YOUR CAWWWWK!!!"
Security Guard 1: Dafuq? 😳
Security Guard 2: First time?
🤣
Hahahaha! Exactly. Rookie.
Can’t stop laughing 😂
😂😂
Security Guard 3: I don't get paid enough for this 🤦♂
Cannibal Corpse is one of the few bands to cover senior mens' health issues
🤣🤣🤣
Knowing that the song is about necrophilia and the blood comes from within the vagina of the corpse, this comment is even funnier.
😭😭😭
😂😂😂
I was worried that my addiction to vaginal skin made me a weirdo but it makes me feel better to know that it's just a symptom of a senior mens health issue
Love the security guard in front of him who turns to the guy next to him like “wtf???”
The look in their eyes clearly says, "White people."
Please get a life
….when blacks guy are absolutely terrified of white people
That's the point of the whole video...
@@wanik4 exactly
Thanks to all security guys at gigs. You guys deal with a lot of shit, and one of you saved my ass years ago at a Faith No More gig where there was a massive crush down the front. Several people got carted off in ambulances from that show, I was getting crushed against the barrier and a security guy grabbed me and yanked me over the barrier, I'm forever grateful for that. It was a pretty scary experience. Top job security guys.
You're welcome bro. I try.
I have seen all kinds of security at concerts. At a lamb of god and parkway drive concert the security people were beating people who were surfing with retractable rods. Ill never forget that
They care a lot
The security isn't there to protect the band, it's there to protect the crowd from Corpsegrinder
have you tried not being so frail
It's kinda funny: despite the themes and dark nature of this sort of music these sort of gigs are some of the safest gigs with the nicest people i've ever been to.
Probably the "reputation" makes people be more aware and responsible. Unlike teenage girls in tylor swift concerts.
@@luinker123 Pop show crowds are the absolute worst.
@@luinker123what
Metalheads are genuinely some of the nicest and self-aware people I've ever met
I think also moshes mean that metalheads know when to be dangerous, proper etiquette when being dangerous (noone kinder than a mosh that sees someone fall down), and are comfortable not being dangerous most of the time. Time and place, I guess
As a Security Guard, you'd be surprised how often I get a kick out of death metal. It's some funny shit.
Something about the genre just fits this job really, really well.
That's awesome to hear lol. Respect to you guys, you guys gotta deal with a lot of things.
Death metal audiences are some of nicest people I’ve ever been around at a show, I bet it’s a blast (no puns I swear) to work security for one
@@CantTellYouworked plenty of concerts in the 10 years as security the metal bands were awesome it was the country gigs that sucked. Drunkenness everywhere.
Which genera that you don't listen to is your favorite? I always see security having fun at jam band shows last dead and co show I went to they were all having a good time.
This is how it starts, then you become a life long listener
The guard with no reaction is clearly AI.
No, it's just normal for him
is clearly haram
He's just frozen in agreement.
He's higher than Harlem.
Professionals have standards
"It sounds fun... until it happens to you!"
Bro that's a straight up important warning about looking after your health, thanks George
For real man. I gotta stop drink those dark sodas or the kidney stone reaper will come!
Love when it pans over to the security guard at the end and he's having a little giggle.
He's like: "At least I'm not in the splash zone"
0:09 the look of pure terror on that man’s face is unparalleled. That will stay with him for the rest of his life
He’s like bro we ain’t getting paid enough
He looks convinced that he’s about to get possessed.
Internal Monologue
"Are you telling me...the entire crowd knew he was going to say that? Look at me and tell me I'm not insane."
"Ight well I guess I'm never getting drinks with Jay again after work, he think this shit is normal."
I think it's more quizzical than terrified. Metal nights are very rarely trouble...more pulling people out of accidental harms way than people looking to actually do harm.
Just imagine their reactions if they actually had the lyrics printed out on paper in front of them...
Or if they did the same but with necro pedophile 🤣
Jesus christ I just looked them up for this song....horrendous shit lmao. Whyyyy would you even write that. So ridiculous.
It's security. Security can't read
@@carpathiankenThey can they just prefer not to, that's why they work security.
The lead singer is actually into quilting and is very good at it.
George is a great guy, all of them are!
Any source on that? I've never heard about him quilting and can't find anything on google
He also donates plushies that he wins at arcades to a children's hospital!
He also plays a lot of Claw Machines and donates the plushies as well to kids.
Corpsegrinder seems really wholesome, the antithesis of what people think a metal singer to be.
I remember being at a Morbid Angel and Sadistic Intent concert with like 3,000 people in a 2,000 occupancy club and everyone was going crazy... This old head security guard was totally bemused with what he was hearing but he said he was enjoying the energy and was smiling a lot.
Are you sure bemused is the correct word?
@@lordofdronesIt's an appropriate word choice.
Good thing the place didn't catch like Great White
Was he hearing the lyrics..? 🤔
He radiates fun dad energy and I'm all for it
Oh boy, HE IS a fun dad
Yeah, that sums it up pretty well
There's another video where a security hears the announcement of this song and he's like "WTF?!?!?" And he walks away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:08 Blood, From where?!?
I mean it's not a GWAR show. lol
@@djaric I have a sudden craving for Meat Sandwich. 🥪
@@silvercloud1641 the p p hole
@@djaricAny controversy with GWAR is probably less weird than their onstage antics
"Are we at a concert or is this a human sacrifice?"
😂
It was definitely the latter
Videos real title: Stoic security guard contemplates every life choice that got him here
None of them wanted to be there haha
😂
"IT SOUNDS FUN UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO YOU" AHSHDAHSDHHASD
0:20 the disappoint in his face is immeasurable
the irony of corpsegrinder donating plushies to children 💀💀💀💀
that first security's reaction is hilarious 😂😂😂
Having a good time that’s what a Cannibal Corpse concert all about.
Hell yea
He suddenly becomes an insecurity guard😂😂😂
I like when Corpsegrinder looks at the security guard at the end of the video like he was "howd you like that?"
The variety of emotions on display in such a short clip is amazing 😂 one guy terrified for his life, next just like "fuckin hell what'd I get myself into?", then we got the guy who's experienced it frozen there having a flashback, and the last guy about to fall out laughing. I love it.
Sorry boys, this ain't Taylor Swift.
It kinda is. I mean, they're both cheap gimmicks with lemming followers. Only difference is that Taylor Swift is a more hard-core Satanist.
Yeah because only death metal and pop exists. If you don’t like gross death metal you MUST like pop amirite
but i cum blood is a song that taylor would write considering how much she talks about her muff
@@NoRUclipsName1 It's like when people used to say "go away and listen to Justin Bieber" if a video got downvoted. Because, of course, the entire medium of music is divided into "Justin Bieber" and "everything else".
@@NoRUclipsName1 me who is into both: disintegrates
I’ll never forget being in a Slayer mosh and the black security guards coming up to check it out and just being like “what the fuck is going on”
Security reacting to Cannibal Corpse is one of my favorite things
Same
I saw a security guy look back in horror at the 'f*cked with a knife' announcement. He was so bummed to hear that phrase lol
He looks over at his coworker like: “Bro are you sure that we are standing in the right direction?”
Bro stepped aside in case there's a demonstration 💀
We need an ultra close up of that reaction. lol That guy is seriously considering a different line of work.
This was the funniest thing I have seen all day long. The look on their faces! LOL
The look on the one security guys face was pure comedy gold!!!!
I can't explain it. Cannibal Corpse has some of the most messed-up lyrics of all time, but I love them!
"the most messed-up lyrics." That's why you love them! Their lyrics aren't to be taken seriously. Just have a good time listening.
enjoying cannibal corpse is the same as enjoying gory movies. we just wanna have fun in the end
wait, you actually read/listen to death metal lyrics?
@@deekusucks... You don't ?
@@Deadpool-px2nm nah. honestly death metal lyrics are so cringy like 90% of the time im better off just not reading them lol (and im saying this as a big death metal fan)
Fav security guard at a gig that I've seen was one during an Earthless show. After 20 min of non stop soloing the security guard was just amazed and stood the rest of the show looking behind at the guitar player. The festival had a super chill crowd and you could see he was ok just relaxing and having his face melted by the band
Despite not really being a fan of Cannibal Corpse, I REALLY wanna go to one of these shows. It looks like so much fun, the mosh would be fucking insane
It definitely is really fun, gives you quite the adrenaline rush.
Their new album is really fucking good imo. Helped me get into other cannibal corpse songs.
@@loviatar666 ehh, not a huge fan
Security guys are super chill. Probably some of the nicest people I’ve ever met.
Security guards be like:
🗿🗿👀🗿😅
He is like "whaaaaa.....did he just say". LOL.😂
That dudes face was priceless😂😳😳😳
Cannibal Corpse out here with metal and health aspirations!
Love it 👊
It’s about urinary tract infections, George is a doctor, everyone calm down
They should just say "this one's for the lovely security team in front of the stage"
Lmaooo that would've been gold
Happened to me once at work, completely out of nowhere. Was just sitting at my desk, and suddenly it felt like I'd pissed my pants. Got up and went to the bathroom, my boxers were full of blood. Went to the ER, doc said I needed to see a urologist and have a camera snaked up my peehole.
I said the hell with that and drank cranberry juice instead. Cleared it up in a couple days.
Thank you for sharing, Sam
Massive w sam
It was just your time of month, Sam
Dude …….
Mans was on his periodt
And this is their ballad...
George is so wholesome
The best video from 2023, still laughing my ass off ❤
Thanks my man \m/
David Goggins: "I like this song"
This is now my "cup of coffee". If I need to wake up and feel better about the morning. This is what I will play.
The security guard that is dying laughing after the first two security guards looked at each other all concerned freaking killed me 😂😂
i watched this 1000 times and every time it gets more hilarious, love it lol
Keep watching it until the end of time \m/
Guard: Did you hear that?
Guard#2: No shit 💀
To be fair I, a metalhead, would have the same look if I had to work security for a rapper where all the lyrics are autotuned and about how he likes to wear Gucci shoes or some shit. 🤣
Wrong....a metal head has more class, intelligence and self respect than even be at a cRAP show with all the savage mongrels!
Haha so true omg lol you get the mainstream lmao whoa
Yea, shooting blood from your cock is so much better than wearing a type of shoe. Metalheads sometimes lmao
@@WCAL_Dinobullsneed
Agreed, but you have to admit, this band is a joke...a bunch of fat, middle aged men, singing about kidney stones...reminds me of 'Hook' by Blues Traveller. It doesn't matter what he says, as long as he screams loudly over half assed metal guitar and fast drums...
0:10 i liked that guys reaction hahahahaha
Best band I've ever seen live hands down!
same they are fucking brutal
That'll throw anyone off guard!! 🤣😅😅🤣
never gets old
Will never forget them in Ace Ventura 🤣
Love when security react to moments as this.
this is hialrious i laughed for 5 minutes straight, thanks for this
anytime
The bald security guy was paralyzed after George's announcement 🤣🤣 And the guy to the right of him was like "oh boy..." 😂😂
Thanks so much for posting this! It's hilarious!
This song gonna win a Grammy for track of the year
Im having flashbacks from old Rotten and Ogrish, thank you!
That lad on the right was loving it 🤣
0:09 security was like "ohh hell nah we dead bro"
Lmao them brothers didn't know what they was getting into ! I love it
Bro the security guard laughing is awesome, new cannibal corpse fan he gets it
just saw them in Silver Springs 2 weeks ago great show absolutely loved them
Yeah one of the best live bands imo
I love how before I even heard the audio, just by Corpsegrinder’s body language, I knew exactly what he was saying.
Same 🤣
Cannibal Corpse is good for your metal health.
lol
This will always be one of those great, random youtube moments!
Security dude looks at the camera with the "Am I hearing that right?" expression.
The security guard was thinking, “effin white people man.” 😂😂😂
Yup lmaooo
First time I saw cannibal was on the Tomb of the Mutilated tour and they were playing a small venue in Montreal... They had a line of like 20 goons in front of the stage for security and Chris was pissed that they were preventing people from getting on stage to stage dive.. he ended up in a fight with two of them, the crowd was on fire and the line of security just went "fuck this" and left. Excellent show, it was absolute chaos.
Yea I've heard Chris has a history with fighting with security, the shows back then must've been crazy fun
@@voxterh.6166 Is there any footage of Chris getting into fights?
The guy at the end facepalming 😂
I love the one security guards reaction where he couldn't believe what he just heard 😅
Had that happen in a walmart bathroom 3 years ago in Oregon. No health insurance or cash, and a bad UTI.
The security guard in the bottom left corner had the purest reaction ive ever seen
I wish the focus was on him more lmao, he had such a good reaction as well
Meme worthy expression
Bro couldn’t even make eye contact with his friend😂
It do go down!
Bruhh🤣🤣🤣🤣
On the surface it's sounds like something a psychopath would bang on their stereo on their way to their next college campus. Than he continues speaking your like, "Wow, that's fucking relatable" lmao.
Being a college student, I might consider doing this
@@voxterh.6166 I just bang this on my stereo. Not going to college campuses, but my old job, cuz F those guys. PSA: I'm kidding RUclips, don't send the fucking FBI to my house
🤣 im dead that was priceless
0:07 when that one dude LOOKED TO HIS FRIEND ON THE LEFT, I actually let out a cackle
that is the funniest "what the hell are we in for ?" look I've ever seen
I wanted the reaction to when the music started too.
I've still never seen Mayhem perform live despite having gone to many of their shows.
Security is on edge by the middle of the second band and kick us out for enjoying extreme metal the way it's supposed to be enjoyed.
The security guard that's laughing, I love him haha
my left ear loved this
"These crazy white people bruhh..."
He sounds just like Chris Farrly, tbh.
Security: "Excuse me?"
I saw them play in a parking lot in the middle of the day one time. What a badass concert 😂
Fun fact, and I can confirm this from experience, that’s something that happens when you have hideously high blood pressure.
Like corpsegrinder said, it sounds fun until it happens to you, must've been painful.
I like how the one security guard is looking at the singer like "actually, maybe this guy is the threat"
That security guard who looks away looks so concerned lol
Security: What is the password? Ace: New England Clam Chowder
XD fckng carrey