Here's how to survive: 1. NEVER. mispronounce store products. What you summon will haunt you. 2. Never enter near closing hours. 3. Do not trust the arrows. 4. Walls shift and new ones appear out of nowhere. 5. Avoid at any cost, staying after closing hours. 6. Don't ask employees for directions. Most of them have been trapped in the building ever since they signed the contract. These once happy and good people. Do not trust them. They want u to stay. 7. Make the bed after trying it out. It makes them less angry. Hope it helps!
@@mohawkmaster5728 There's an scp(don't know the name or number) what is an ipad and if you press an app it will sends you to a dimension full of spider legs. You get put on a platform. Now if you get send there by the Ikea, you won't get a platform....
You are a life saver! I recently got lost in an ikea and did not know what to do so I asked the employees for help but instead they chased me around. You saved my life 🎉🎉🎉
@@Max-qh2fl its comment sense like if they really did exist and there'd be thousends then the military couldn't have stopped them or somehow even contain them, use 096 as a example if u just look at him hes attacking you untill your dead and if they did somehow contain them then they will just escape cus its just bullet proof glass and that's a monster also if this was true wouldn't there be people missing every day?
Yea I went there a few days ago. I brought my pocket flamethrower and used it on the employees. It stunned them for a while so I could get out with my blåhaj
"Man arrested for putting fake arrows around IKEA makes an endless Labyrinth" bro really woke up and said "the store is now closed please exit the building"
Tip for any after hour guards that work at Ikea is to dress like SCP 3008-2 and any people who know of SCP 3008 will probably get scared and try to leave 😂🤣🤣
Fun Fact for those who don’t know: Keeping decapitated body parts of employees attracts more of the employees which ended up leading to the downfall of an entire “town” as said in the journal of someone who almost escaped.
Whenever there are groups of people, more “employees” are likely to attack at night. Because of this, the people must defend themselves, so they must kill the employees. Since their bodies attract more employees, they must cut them up and transfer them somewhere far. There happened to be a piece hidden somewhere in their base they didn’t know of, which attracted more and more and more, till they were overrun
As a swedish person I must say it's not hard 😊 I've been to 3008 a few times now! The employees were so nice! Guided me out of the building, gave me free pancakes, a free blåhaj...
As someone who’s escaped IKEA, keep close to anyone you may have brought with you, if you spilt up the chances of finding each other again are below zero
He forgot to mention, that if one of your group members dissapears and then comes back a few minutes later, then he's not real and you should ignore them at all costs as they will lead you the wrong way
i believe it functions more like a "generate as you go" type of thing, essentially if you were to backtrack it would be a new area, therefore it technically could be infinite under certain circumstances, correct me if im wrong
According to the lore I read, it's only about one mile until you truly enter the Infinite Ikea, before then, it's just a normal Ikea. So if you aren't too far deep in yet, then backtrack.
@@f22araptor22 Yes. It's possible. Though likely won't happen as you don't know its SCP-3008. If you do, it's perfectly easy and possible. Also, emphasis on *about* a mile.
I had a dream kinda like that. Under the sewers and catacombs was what looked like a Walmart or some other supermarket, but anything you took off the shelf instantly replaced itself. Sometimes unknown people would come try to kill you. We called them doppelgangers. They wouldn't be reasoned with, and they sometimes brought weapons, and on one occasion rode in on forklifts.
@@MasterofGames-xw5br mine had a Danny Devito doppelganger in it. His head came off, and there were a tiny pair of legs sticking out the neck hole, he said "let me at him!".
I kept playing the 3008 game on roblox about a year ago, like I would play it everyday after I got home from school and then I had a dream that I was in it with random people I see at school but don’t know. Idek their names but the dream version me did
It looks a lot of fun but then you realise there's a zombie screaming at you're face, you have 8 cuts around your body, half your town is dead and you only have a kitchen knife to defend yourself with.
I actually thought this was a real guide to not get lost in Ikea. I genuinely listened in the first half because every time I go in an Ikea, I’d sometimes get lost and have a hard time finding my family when we shop there. (The Ikea where my fam shops is the biggest in the world)
@@bins1 Yep. You’re correct I guess. First time I got lost there gave me a nervous breakdown. Pretty sure I started plannin out my life living inside that Ikea until I found the rest of my family 10 seconds later lmao
All we need is a quiet kid and a cod player done Edit:can we get a doom player and roblox one bc they crazy on building or doom player and mom with a belt and the one and only minecraft builder
I did exactly what you said and these scary human-looking mannequinds came to life and told me to "leave the store". I punched the one with a badge and ran to make a tent. But then, more creepy figures ran "arrested" me. They dragged me of the Ikea and I laughed at them as I had escaped the horrific maze. Now, they put me in this white room and this is my last message before being stripped from society ever. I don't mind though, since I'm not in that Ikea.
when i was 6 i got lost in a normal ikea and i recently watched a scp-3008 vid (i was in to that stuff when i was 6) i screamed so loud the employees came to try to help me but i ran and throw stuff at them they got so mad!
the thing to keep in mind....the exit will disappear, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find it in a random spot. The 'employees' can be encountered during the day, but are mostly docile so long as you don't get close. At night, they are too dangerous to not have fortifications between you and them
im not sure, but in some places, their uniform changed. it went from jolly stripes to pure yellow with a blue “hej!” on the back. (I believe hej means hello in Swedish as they are a Swedish company).
I actually went to ikea for the first time with my parents and we got lost , there were no people and I was in a panicked state after a while we found an employee doing his things or whatever and a became a statue how scared I got , meanwhile my parents wanted to ask where os the way out and I was like dOnT gOoOOoO they said why I said- tHeYrE nOt ReAl EmPlOyEeSsSsSsss they just assumed I was just being wierd so they approached and It was just dude, anyway after all of that all we got from ikea was trash can , the most random thing. For those who actually read that whole story , thanks 🤝🏻
ikea tips: 1:build near cafeterias there a jackpot 2:if u looking to build a basego to a shelf they containg good building materials 3:always be stacked incase... 4:of u building a skybase add some safety railings to not take fall damage 5:make sure ur base is stacked with ur needs u will have a higher chance of survival
Once when I was 7 I got lost in an ikea, I already heard of this story so when a random worker came up to me to ask “where are you parents.” I turned around and nearly passed out. I was so stupid
What if we held hands in the meatball food court of the Infinite IKEA? 😳😳
The Swedish ritual
The Swedish Ritual
The Swedish Ritual
What has this come to?
The Swedish ritual
Also sma-
Instructions unclear got arrested send help.
💀
Instructions unclear, ended the whole multiverse
OH SHIT WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
Instructions unclear, accidentally killed a faceless Man
Dam you lucky you get phones in prison
“Ikea confesses that their meatballs are made from humans who didn’t find the exit” now i'm scared to eat Ikea meatballs
I didn't even know Ikea has meatballs
HOW?
delicious tho
If I was starving, I'd probably eat it
Blood tastes bad food tastes good😌
ahh yes five nights at ikea. those employeees doo get a bit quirky at night
freddy the faz employee
In diyng😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
Everyone gangsta till u find the exit and leave the ikea but it noclips u to backrooms that is basically a shop level.
Is this meant to be a joke
*nope*
That's not backrooms
Then you no-clip to another level which leads to *the hospital with alarms*
What about the front rooms DLC 👁️👄👁️
Bros giving a 3008 survival guide 💀
No shit that’s the fucking video goofy
@@DarkDomain0001 why
@@DarkDomain0001 ok I will not
@@DarkDomain0001okay
Ayo Michael that you-
Honestly IKEA is the closest thing there is to the backrooms in real life.
That or an abandoned Kmart 😂 those both really freak me out
I personally believe that ikea isn’t real
@@nolanyates-rv4vc IKEA is very much real and is a store you can go to but the whole IKEA workers thing is not even close to real.
@@hearts.s no it isn’t real
@@nolanyates-rv4vc the store is real ive been there 💀 it’s a furniture store
I thought for a sec this was literally how to escape a real Ikea 🤣
Ni
SAME
Same
@@hilariocabanillas1934 gg
Same
He forgot to say NEVER whistle at night or the workers will find u…
unless they can't climb and you have a super high base.
@@trashbag._.2753 true
Me who can’t whistle
Unless ur dumb like me and my friends 😂
@retris dude hes talking abt the roblox game💀 he js forgot to mention it
Here's how to survive:
1. NEVER. mispronounce store products. What you summon will haunt you.
2. Never enter near closing hours.
3. Do not trust the arrows.
4. Walls shift and new ones appear out of nowhere.
5. Avoid at any cost, staying after closing hours.
6. Don't ask employees for directions. Most of them have been trapped in the building ever since they signed the contract. These once happy and good people. Do not trust them. They want u to stay.
7. Make the bed after trying it out. It makes them less angry.
Hope it helps!
What do you mean by never mispronuce
@@ronakpoudel671 *heavy breathing*
@@ronakpoudel671 hun, that’s why we have Google to tell you what the word means
Thanks 😢
"Hope it helps" 💀 💀
Bro just explained how it feels like to find the exit in Ikea 😂
Nah it’s the exit of school
Instructions unclear, i was on the balcony of my fort and my team pushed me off because i ate the last pizza slice.
The food just reappear though every day
@@fdsfsdsdf903 it was tuesday
just be sure to remember you won't exit the same place you went in...
...or the same universe
Excuse me *what*
@@pll09976 indeed, there is a chance that even if you were able to escape the infinite Ikea, you may escape into one of infinite possible universes
@@mohawkmaster5728 There's an scp(don't know the name or number) what is an ipad and if you press an app it will sends you to a dimension full of spider legs. You get put on a platform. Now if you get send there by the Ikea, you won't get a platform....
Imagine escaping 3008 and ending up into the backrooms
@@LucasVoid I think there were some confirmed exit points to and from the backrooms
“Excuse me, the store is now closing, please exit the building.”
Yussss 😭
in the ikea the employees will try to destroy your fort and keep asking very politely "Excuse me,the store is now closing,please exit the buliding."
They're just trying to lure you in. Don't listen to them. Don't even look at them.
WHAT EXIT???!
You dont know how many times i almost shitted thanks to that
"this isn't just the infinite IKEA, this is the reason why I buy my furniture second hand"
I already do that. I'm too broke to buy brand new items.
"PLS EXIT THE BUILDING THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED"
I’d be like where is the exit? I don’t see no exit so how I’m supposed to exit.
"ah shoot im in the fort time to eat phew im safe."
You are a life saver! I recently got lost in an ikea and did not know what to do so I asked the employees for help but instead they chased me around. You saved my life 🎉🎉🎉
OMG those kind of people are real!?
@@xxleonaxx1599 no, they were joking
@@-o8122 no, they were joking
@@xxleonaxx1599 no, they were joking
@@xxleonaxx1599no, they were joking
SCP-3008 is the closest we can get to having real life Minecraft
No it still not close cus it isnt true either😂
@@lironquality5678how do you know what?
@@Max-qh2fl what
@@Max-qh2fl its comment sense like if they really did exist and there'd be thousends then the military couldn't have stopped them or somehow even contain them, use 096 as a example if u just look at him hes attacking you untill your dead and if they did somehow contain them then they will just escape cus its just bullet proof glass and that's a monster also if this was true wouldn't there be people missing every day?
@@Max-qh2fl stupid ahhh it’s a freaking urban legend
As a Swedish person, this is one of the many struggles we have to deal with when shopping for furniture.
wow Swedish people are more intense than Ohioans💀
Yea I went there a few days ago. I brought my pocket flamethrower and used it on the employees. It stunned them for a while so I could get out with my blåhaj
@@sophie-nf5rt Throw Swedish meatballs at them the next time, it keeps them occupied for longer!
Yeah, I've had to get out many times.
Annoying, but I deal with it on a daily basis so I'm used to it.
As another Swedish person I can confirm
"Ikea confesses that their meatballs are made out of people that didn't find the exit" 💀 NAHH I AINT EATING NO MEATBALLS ANYMORE💀
"Man arrested for putting fake arrows around IKEA makes an endless Labyrinth" bro really woke up and said "the store is now closed please exit the building"
I kind of know how to make a inf Labyrinth first buy a lot of mirrors used to make the move around then if you want no way out make the door every 5s
Slay
@half life opposing force yep
'Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.'
*breaks into your base*
yea lol
HOW DO YOU EVEN GET OUT?????????????????????????
@@user-sb6bn5ux6o you don't
The best tip: *Do not ever go to an Ikea*
I don’t want to
I don't have to
Oh no what have you done... u spawned the angry swedish people who are now after you with a handfull of swedish IKEA meatballs.
I just went to one yesterday💀💀
What does scp stand for?\mean
Tip for any after hour guards that work at Ikea is to dress like SCP 3008-2 and any people who know of SCP 3008 will probably get scared and try to leave 😂🤣🤣
Employee: “excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.” *proceeds to beat my face off with bare hands*
*ded*
Fr like HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXIT-
DEATH:1864
@@I_love_basil_abuse true
@@rudibertespiritu4919 ikr 😭
Instructions unclear: created a labyrinth with no end and got sent to jail.
Bro accidentally created a labyrinth 💀
”Getting out of IKEA is my talent ✨✨”
- coming from a Swedish researcher (aka) Dr. Velvettin
Instruction is unclear, Now I’m with the bunch of security guards and other personal agents
Do they have white coats? And now are you in Orange jumpsuit?
Fun Fact for those who don’t know: Keeping decapitated body parts of employees attracts more of the employees which ended up leading to the downfall of an entire “town” as said in the journal of someone who almost escaped.
What happened to him?
@@theunholybanana4745 he ded
@@rutimo thx
Why tf would they keep decapitated body parts the “employees” 😂
Whenever there are groups of people, more “employees” are likely to attack at night. Because of this, the people must defend themselves, so they must kill the employees. Since their bodies attract more employees, they must cut them up and transfer them somewhere far. There happened to be a piece hidden somewhere in their base they didn’t know of, which attracted more and more and more, till they were overrun
I wonder if a person who works at ikea can find the way out
Nope
🤨
I can becuz I’m Swedish lmao
As a swedish person I must say it's not hard 😊 I've been to 3008 a few times now! The employees were so nice! Guided me out of the building, gave me free pancakes, a free blåhaj...
Freddy got the whole bakery in there
Thanks bro I'm stuck in my local ikea right now, really helped👍🏽
@@DarkDomain0001 why
Same bro
@@75fishbait you wont get pie :(
@@75fishbait its about the pfp they have
@@apenwithwrights63 oh ok
"Cuz they do get a bit quirky at night"
*Freddy twerking*
☺️
As someone who’s escaped IKEA, keep close to anyone you may have brought with you, if you spilt up the chances of finding each other again are below zero
It actually depends. If the person wouldn't go far since they're a pu$$y-
Chances of finding them are low but it's possible
Yeah sure, you probably escpaped it om roblox
Damn... That's cold.
@@boazvanderlans5524 buddy I think you’re confused…this is a whole fandom, it really just made up stories you tell for fun 😅
Instructions unclear,burned down an Ikea
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Instructions unclear I burned a fire station 1 and 2
He forgot to mention, that if one of your group members dissapears and then comes back a few minutes later, then he's not real and you should ignore them at all costs as they will lead you the wrong way
yea ik that one
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Really?!?!
Skin stealers
Imagine being named the infinite ikea but people can escape😂
Bro roasted the scp 3008
Respect
Well, if it is basically a pocket dimension it could both have an exit and also go on for ever
welll, it is "infinite" not unescapeable
i believe it functions more like a "generate as you go" type of thing, essentially if you were to backtrack it would be a new area, therefore it technically could be infinite under certain circumstances, correct me if im wrong
According to the lore I read, it's only about one mile until you truly enter the Infinite Ikea, before then, it's just a normal Ikea. So if you aren't too far deep in yet, then backtrack.
So you can leave before entering the infinite ikea?
@@f22araptor22 Yes. It's possible. Though likely won't happen as you don't know its SCP-3008. If you do, it's perfectly easy and possible. Also, emphasis on *about* a mile.
"Team Work Makes The Dream Work"
NEVER GETS OLD
“That get a bit quirky at night” got me rolling on the floor with the picture 😀
Fuck How did I survive there
I am surprised no one has made a short where it says “is the ikea worker breedable”💀
Don't give people ideas-
rule 34
@@connorsullivan5996 "Oh no im stuck under this bed"
"the employees get a bit QuIrKy at night."
Hello hello uh i think you stole phone guys line
*call ends
Five Nights at Ikea's
@@nondumbgd with fraddy fraud bear
Twerking intensifies
The " tHat dO gEt a bIt qUiRky aT nIgHt " got me 😂
I had a dream kinda like that. Under the sewers and catacombs was what looked like a Walmart or some other supermarket, but anything you took off the shelf instantly replaced itself. Sometimes unknown people would come try to kill you. We called them doppelgangers. They wouldn't be reasoned with, and they sometimes brought weapons, and on one occasion rode in on forklifts.
That sounds like a terrifying yet awesome dream lol
I've had some weird similar dreams too but when I was a bit younger- harder to remember
Why did I have the exact same dream as you-? O.o
@@MasterofGames-xw5br mine had a Danny Devito doppelganger in it. His head came off, and there were a tiny pair of legs sticking out the neck hole, he said "let me at him!".
I kept playing the 3008 game on roblox about a year ago, like I would play it everyday after I got home from school and then I had a dream that I was in it with random people I see at school but don’t know. Idek their names but the dream version me did
“YOU’RE TOO LATE SONIC, I’M NOW FORKLIFT CERTIFIED”
Step by step tutorial to survive when your mom starts to talk to her friend in an ikea
Underrated comment
"i'm lost in ikea"
"Who are these people"
Rip 💀
i was in an ikea warehous for the night and me and my friend grabbed carts and started drifting them craaazy. very cozy 10/10 would reccomend
POV: someone dressed as scp-3008 enter the store 💀💀
Unless you mean 3008-a someone is going to an Ikea dress as an Ikea.
Pov: english is your second language
@@Lonely.King31 sixth language*
@@Mg_887 yep thats works too xD
Who said I was dressing up
Honestly the idea of having to survive in an IKEA against Zombies and having to build a fort looks like a lot of fun
It looks a lot of fun but then you realise there's a zombie screaming at you're face, you have 8 cuts around your body, half your town is dead and you only have a kitchen knife to defend yourself with.
Not really for me cuz I don't wanna be killed :(
But I really have to agree with u on the fort part its so fun. I used to do it with my older brother.
Its all fun and games when you do actually get transported there and slowly mentally break down
@@johnbenedictlopesillo9792 yeah but at least I can build a fort
Until you get fucking killer lol
I actually thought this was a real guide to not get lost in Ikea. I genuinely listened in the first half because every time I go in an Ikea, I’d sometimes get lost and have a hard time finding my family when we shop there. (The Ikea where my fam shops is the biggest in the world)
Yeah I thought this was an actual guide as well lol, until I read the video title
Let me guess, the Philippines? I heard westerners complain how "comically" big IKEAs are and i cant imagine how lost i would be in IKEA Manila.
@@bins1 Yep. You’re correct I guess. First time I got lost there gave me a nervous breakdown. Pretty sure I started plannin out my life living inside that Ikea until I found the rest of my family 10 seconds later lmao
“The IKEA workers get a little quirky at night😩😀”😭🤚
This is a great IKEA survival guide, it helped me and my friends get though one. Sadly, we lost Bob along the way that time.
Poor Bob 😢 RIP
Instructions unclear.
I've got arrested for tresspassing by staying in all night and taking their property to build a fortress
"911 what's your emergency"
"My mom is not moming"
phone guy in scp 3008 : the employees tend to get a bit quirky at night
Edit : so many likes-
Lol
😂
"Excuse me, the store is now closed-"
oh shit
The best way to actually get out if you are lost is to use the employee door they all lead back to the entrance.
Me getting lost in other IKEAs
Me getting lost in SCP 3008
I have played 3008, and I can confirm they do get a bit *quirky* at night.
Har har har har
Same especially with the bear 5 night and bloody night
@@milenavieira4359 is that the audio from Kellanbigmoney
No@@blueneptune4761
Fr
"See, this isn't just the infinite ikea..."
This ikea is just the smallest ikea there is
Nick: Coach, how did we get trapped in a ikea.
Coach: Come on nick it cant be that bad.
Ellis: Uhh Coach why are they faceless?
Rochelle: hell yeah they got fuckin cookies in the food court!
Ikea employee:ｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｏｕｕ
But no jockeys yippee
Ellis: guys I think they closed the ikea.
All we need is a quiet kid and a cod player done
Edit:can we get a doom player and roblox one bc they crazy on building or doom player and mom with a belt and the one and only minecraft builder
true😂
Quiet kid has joined the chat
True
Cod Player has joined the chat.
@@snowpro6086 nice we got a builder
I did exactly what you said and these scary human-looking mannequinds came to life and told me to "leave the store". I punched the one with a badge and ran to make a tent. But then, more creepy figures ran "arrested" me. They dragged me of the Ikea and I laughed at them as I had escaped the horrific maze. Now, they put me in this white room and this is my last message before being stripped from society ever. I don't mind though, since I'm not in that Ikea.
the pvz track has me crying XD
This is the rooftop level songs. Though if you want a good PVZ song try looking up ‘loonboom’ or ‘there’s a zombie on your lawn’
same
What is it called?
when i was 6 i got lost in a normal ikea and i recently watched a scp-3008 vid (i was in to that stuff when i was 6) i screamed so loud the employees came to try to help me but i ran and throw stuff at them they got so mad!
😂
I would fucking love an anthology TV series of survivors trying to escape scp-3008
I was considering going to IKEA so thanks for this. Now I know I am prepared.
"This isn't just the Infinite IKEA, this is SCP-3008" insert that gif of a dude writing on a paper with fire
"*Excuse me customers, the store has now closed.. please leave.*"
Bro I accidentally went backwards, now I'm running for my life from this faceless guy
How to survive : don't shop in ikea
I now have a new reason to keep making sure I know where the exit is at all times. That'd be a sick survival game though.
the thing to keep in mind....the exit will disappear, and maybe, just maybe, you'll find it in a random spot.
The 'employees' can be encountered during the day, but are mostly docile so long as you don't get close. At night, they are too dangerous to not have fortifications between you and them
It is- tho it's on roblox but it's sick asf honestly one of my fav games
There is one on roblox and no it isnt a shitty game it actually has a lot of love put into it with an amazing soundtrack
Instructions unclear i got shot while eating meatballs by a guy with a vest and a blue hat oh no, im dying plz send help
im not sure, but in some places, their uniform changed.
it went from jolly stripes to pure yellow with a blue “hej!” on the back.
(I believe hej means hello in Swedish as they are a Swedish company).
as a swede, yes it does mean hello
Yes. “Hej!” Means “Hello!”
Dude this is a hella high quality short ngl
My family and I went to ikea on Christmas Eve, got good stuff, but I was mainly concerned if we would make it out of ikea before christmas😂
Imagine someone actually following this video word for word inside a real IKEA😂
Me being an Australian so I have map in my head constantly with a good sense of direction: *wait-*
What does being an Australian has to do with have a good sense of direction?
People learning how to survive SCP 3008 while I'm just vibing to the background pvz music
*throws an RV at you *
Whats it called?
Bro said "they get a little quirky at night" into a whole another level💀
Lol
They should make a movie about this!😅😅
*teamwork makes the dream work. Kirbys return to dream land deluxe*
FRR
“Uh the employees do get a bit quirky at night”
Freddy FAZBEAR
I actually went to ikea for the first time with my parents and we got lost , there were no people and I was in a panicked state after a while we found an employee doing his things or whatever and a became a statue how scared I got , meanwhile my parents wanted to ask where os the way out and I was like dOnT gOoOOoO they said why I said- tHeYrE nOt ReAl EmPlOyEeSsSsSsss they just assumed I was just being wierd so they approached and It was just dude, anyway after all of that all we got from ikea was trash can , the most random thing.
For those who actually read that whole story , thanks 🤝🏻
Ur welcome
I red the whole story
Your welcome
ikea tips:
1:build near cafeterias there a jackpot
2:if u looking to build a basego to a shelf they containg good building materials
3:always be stacked incase...
4:of u building a skybase add some safety railings to not take fall damage
5:make sure ur base is stacked with ur needs u will have a higher chance of survival
Once when I was 7 I got lost in an ikea, I already heard of this story so when a random worker came up to me to ask “where are you parents.” I turned around and nearly passed out. I was so stupid
I can’t imagine what is going inside that employee mind
"Hey sir you cannot make buildings out of furniture here."
*brutally punches the staff to the death*
Thank you. I now know where my main character is going to go during the apocalypse
*grabs a M16A4* AINT NOBODY STOPPING ME-
We need you as a narrator for a nature documentary
Bro found the IKEA backrooms level😭💀
It’s not a backrooms level you dimwit.
It's not the backrooms, do you know what an SCP is
Dude you need to find out what an SCP is before you make a fool of yourself with this backrooms shit.
Me leaving the store finding myself in a void of nothingness and agony: wait what in the actual fu-
we are double clicking the employees with this one
The Ikea employee in the back is just a stick💀
Ikea and me sus scp so you know that my mom
if you've ever been to ikea they usually have a yellow line you can follow. or a map showing you where your at. hope this helped.
No he's talking about SCP-3008, not a real IKEA, SCP-3008 is an infinite IKEA which obviously isn't real.
@@Vozars r/ woosh
@@Vozars r/woosh
you mean the real ikea, right?
"excuse me,but the store is now closed. Please exit the building."
*hits you until you d13*
@@ToastieTaco bruh i rlly read that as "D thirteen"😭💀
*beats you to death with a metal pipe I found*
Police: 911 what is ur emergency me: I'm stuck in Ikea 3008!!!😰😰
There have only been 4 recorded escapes from SCP-3008, and only 2 of our D-Classes were returned to our Facility
682 was brought out in boxes when sent in.
💀💀💀💀💀💀 y’all are gay for thinking this shit happens in real life
Power move: chop your face off and wear the Ikea employee's shirts.
"The employees do get a bit quirky at night"