15 MCU Scenes Disney Would Never Allow Today
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- Опубликовано: 2 авг 2019
- These Marvel Scenes Would Probably Never Get Approved By Disney Today
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Change is inevitable. Things evolve, people age, sensibilities change. Things that were once common become embarrassing in modern light, but even more so when there’s less at stake. Now, the Marvel Cinematic Universe is the billion dollar juggernaut of the multiplex, miles from its plucky upstart beginnings with its cast of leftover characters like Captain America, Thor, Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk. From those touch and go beginnings to the record shattering Avengers: Endgame, the MCU has grown and changed. One of the biggest changes is going from a struggling comic book publisher with ambitions to become a major studio to the most major studio there is buying them up and taking the reins to the MCU.
Disney is one of the staunchest defenders of its brand and, with their new stablemate Marvel Studios, they’re no different. That means that some of the things that were acceptable in earlier Marvel movies might not be okay now that they’re under the flag of the family friendly Disney. From racy jokes to graphic violence, things are a little different than when they were distributed by Paramount and Universal. With stories like Demon in a Bottle that deal with Tony Stark’s alcoholism, in some cases, the comic books are allowed to be a little darker than their franchise friendly counterparts. Whether it’s for image or a changing social landscape, let’s look at some of the ways the MCU has changed now that it’s a Disney property.
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"If you can't beat em, buy em."
- Disney
That sounds wrong... Real wrong :P
Marquis 21 It’s not.
@@PacMan888 ok let me rephrase death person you if can *smack* them you can *buy them*
And also *doesn't not its not
@@yagi999 what!? That makes no sense...
@@jackthechristian3452 if you can beat a women you can't buy them there bettet
These jokes and references are what make the movies better, more realistic and more enjoyable
It’s ass. The MCU ended with the first Avengers.
I mean the second
@alex xoxo its only awkward for kids lmao
@@wsollnti how
@@Slapstick_Editz sorry i don’t answer dumb questions
Bruh they chopped thanos head off in endgame
You commented that twice dude
(Sipriano Garcia) the arm you forgot to mention the arm.
they hide the choping
But Thor had to go for the head!! XD
Sipriano Garcia you’re right
Marvel:Knock Knock
Disney:Who's there?
Marvel: An Adult Joke
Disney: You are fired!
Spoken like J.Jonah.Jameson
Hem
BenjaminLRD
Toy story.... period
*Ahh yes....an....adult.....joke...?* this “joke” was told like a true.....Disney executive. 🤦🏻♂️
Disney needs marvel more than marvel needs them
15 Mcu disney would not allow
Natasha Romanof has left the chat
Sonora Santa Marta
And jumped off a cliff.
@@howardlam6181 😂 😂 😂 😂
Yeet
*MCU scenes *Romanoff *Disney
I’m so sorry it just really bothers me
Some adult jokes or adult themes are necessary for character develoment and story telling
Not in the far left feminist Disney Universe
@@theonlinething1039 So we just going to Ignore Thor beheading Thanos.
@@phaseloli6668 That pink old man just had to die! It's for equality and against the patriarchy
@@theonlinething1039 spiderman making cum jokes?
Adult jokes are important for broadening the audience for $$$
They let Ned mention porn in Spiderman, which was one of the most kid oriented of all their movies?????
Arceus Lord of Creation ikr !?
And in far from home, Peter literally says the new suit is a “a little tight around the web-shooter” and then tugs at the suit around his dick literally making a cum joke. Also peter quill says his ship under a black light would be like a Jackson Pollock painting. (Another cum joke)
This creator seems to be very loose with his interpretation of pretty much everything from what I've seen... his lists are shit
"cough,cough,cough" this is 2015 or 2020 not the 1980's, I remember the 1980's where 10 year old girls are teasing their 12 year old brothers about rubbing one off.
If they have a problem about porn or some form of adult content none sense, tell them to look at all the twerking rap videos out there.
From my point of view, thing have gotten bad. But these so called " family friendly " corps need to stop denying human nature.
@@krispalermo8133 have you actually read anything they said
Peggy: But what about you and my niece? How do i know you two haven’t been “fonduing?”
😂
Oh my gosh! 😂😂😂😂
Wow just wow 🤣🤣🤣
Cap:is that your daughter
Peggy:No she's my niece
Cap:Aight imma put this on my list
man, people these days are way to sensative.
I'm against discrimination and in for equality and such, but yes. Certainly yes. xd
What he means is that if something is vaguely racist or sexist people will go off about it for hours not the we are sensitive but that people think that because racism was normal in the past saying that black guy instead of that guy means you hate black people which is completely not true
Yeah and also too fucking inclusive, that's goddamn ridiculous
Disney is the perfect example of:
"I want it, I got it"
"You like that company? Gee thanks, just bought it"
so a monopoly?
@@Nezha_Main ariana grande approves of your way of using her lines
If i had a company I would not let Disney buy it for 100.000.000.000 bucks... Fuck them...
😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐
As someone that went through boot camp in 2004, I would like to point out that drill sergeants do indeed still call their recruits "ladies" (and I was at Fort Knox, which was all-male at the time), that didn't go away with the Greatest Generation.
Back in 04’ we still had don’t ask don’t tell. A lot can change in 15 years, but I think most likely you’re right
endgame alone, contradicts a ton of these lol
Yeah but it gave Disney like, 2.3 billion dollars so they aren’t going to complain 😂
@@c0llapsingst4rs And perhaps goes to show Disney that the rules aren't as needed.
"Peggy carter calls the soldiers ladies...buuu wait ladies are strong now...so we can't use that word"
Is this a serious argument?
EVERYTHING is an argument now. It's pretty annoying.
Yes it is an argument. And we were ALWAYS strong
@@catherinedunphy9594 uh ooohhh did i trigger you?
RomanLegion Gamer uhhh ohhhh are you using baby language to make yourself look more intelligent????
@@catherinedunphy9594 oh yeah, your triggered alright
In guardians of the galaxy vol2
Drax:do you have a pin..s
Ego(dad of star lord) yeah
Rocket wasn’t there
He was with GROOT and nebula
You don't have to censor that my dude
it’s spelled penis
Penis isn’t even a bad word it’s something that we as men have, if you can’t say it without censoring then why say it at all?
its spelled penis not pin..s
"Why Disney shouldn't own all these properties" would be a better title.
Corporate monopoly dictating social behavior policies through government enforcement creates what form of government ? Here is a hint, the word starts with the letter " F. "
Since Disney owns both Marvel & Star Wars, I want to see a film or comic series where Deadpool gets his hand on the Infinity Gauntlet and visits the Star Wars universes or bring Star Wars characters into the MCU. How insane would Princess Leia think our Earth is to see 5O1st parades , what would Vader think of it ?
@@krispalermo8133 The demoKKK-rats are leftist fascists who make everything worse.
@@whatevergina9401 Bruh
Thanos: I am inevitable
Groot: I am groot
Thanos: no I’m inevitable!
Groot: I AM GROOT!
I’m Batman
I’m a banana
I am iron man
I am Steve rogers
I’m Mary Poppins y’all
Why can’t Disney allow some minor adult jokes in the MCU? I mean, it’s not gonna mess with other people’s heads. Hell I am use to the over language.
probably because they need a younger audience to buy their merchandise
@@DauragonC.Mikado yeah which same younger audience watch thanos get beheaded
Mr.Triple3D And Loki brutally choked to death.
5:02 ok what is it about this line that people dont get?
It isnt the fact she cant have kids that she considers to make her a monster, it that fact that from the moment she could walk she was trained to be a heartless killer and that to make her better at this she was also mutilated so she could sleep with whoever she needed to without having to worry about babies and all without her consent, she was killing in cold blood by the age of 12 that whst she considers makes her a monster.
I'd say the killing indeed made her the monster. Not the fact that she was mutulated.
But hey, people see correlations where none exist.
@@benjimain6 and some people arent even smart enough to see the connection when handed to them in a clear paragraph explaining and breaking it down
In The Brazilian Adapted version with Portuguese audio Loki straight up calls her the b word
Felipe Sanches really
and a school kid from spiderman far from home say the F word
Banjo it’s cut off tho
Mewling quim is a lot more derogatory than bitch. People were much more creative with their name calling back then.
@@banjo9158 What six year old does not say the F word behind their parents backs ? Some people really are out of touch with reality.
Do top 10 forgotten MCU characters
(Show Quicksilver some love)
Pikachu Wonder blade
Pikachu Wonder i didn’t see that coming
Pikachu Wonder if that video was made they wouldn’t really be forgotten anymore
Cory Bloomfield
Shhhhhh that’s the point
Pikachu Wonder oh shit, my bad😂
ok but Peggy wasn't an avenger Black Widow was the first female avenger and then all the others came along
After watching Spider Man: Far From Home, I'd say this guy who said, "Happy wouldn't make a good adult figure" Happy simply rose to the occasion when Spider Man aka Peter Parker's confidence was down and he was blaming himself for shit that wend down especially blaming him for Tony Stark's death. Happy was able to lift up Peter's spirits and confidence up and was ready to take Mysterio down
The good old days of Marvel before Disney came along and restricted them to PG-13.
...It was always PG-13.
Quakex At least they said they're not touching Deadpool.
@NizzyNizerson Never said I fully did, but I do know they'll lose a ton of their fan base if they do.
How much u want to bet their going to buy Sony for spider man. Access then their going to buy Warner brothers just for dc
Bril Jibril what’s wrong with Spider-Man? Sony set the scene for Spider-Man, lost the reputation and then tried to come back but it didn’t work at all. The MCU have an incredible job with Spider-Man and they should get the rights because we ain’t tryna see The Amazing Spider-Man 3.
"To which tony implies he's prepared to lose some with her"
He doesn't imply it dude. That't literally EXACTLY what he says. His exact words are "I'm prepared to lose some with you"
That's EXplicit, not IMplicit.
They’re keeping deadpool and bringing on blade, and some of the adult gags in their cartoons are well good, don’t think they’ll stop now, cool list tho 😁
Are these old jokes any more dirter than "new costume to thigh around old web shooter" from "Spider-Man: Far From Home" ;)?
Speak English and then we’ll talk.
Underrated
@@4xJojo Yes, my English is terrible.
Quakex Ik i didn’t understand a word of what they said
@@4xJojo but for now we'll *stare*
Is it possible that Black Widow's "I can't have children, I'm a monster" thing is in reference to what she has done over the years, and her concerns over her ability to care for and love a child, and raise the child to be something other than what SHE is?
I believe it's in reference to the things she's done and to what was done to her at the Red Room. One of the things that happened to her in that program is they performed a procedure on her that left her unable to have children.
So giant purple aliens with testicle chins can commit mass murder on a universal scale but no one can have a cigarette? Got it..
I was watching Iron man on Disney XD and it said: This program contains tabacco related substances.
Tony in the movie: almost naked ladies, drinks all the time, rudeness, weapons of mass destruction....
and yes, the badguy smoke a cigar about 4 times through the entire movie. xD It's hilarious.
Black-widow is my favorite character. As a teen she looked great as an adult she had the most character development meant. I almost cried watching endgame. I am excited to see her take on Taskmaster!
I loved the Jackson Pollock Joke in the Guardians of the Galaxy!
Stolen from Two and A Half Men. But still funny.
I was laughing so much, I had to pause the movie.
Pepper got watered down by Disney. She was Tony's version of Lucius Fox who earned her way to being respected by Tony and promoted to CEO and marrying Happy as the breadwinner. Fans were happier seeing her being gifted the company as his girlfriend and later wife. Just didn't want a rich bachelor to be in the lead, huh? Had to wife down Tony.
I mean, they said that the next Deadpool movie would still be a rated R movie, so I really don't think they're "banning" any scenes or concepts just because they're Disney. They understand what makes the product appealing and are still going to follow suit.
Anyone remember in spiderman far from home, Saying "it's a little tight around the web shooter" I died.
“You guys are so screwed now!”
“Bring me Disney!”
The violent scenes like the terrorist themes in Iron Man and Bucky’s torture in Winter Soldier are pretty dark and intense.
Quick thought: Why did Cap not place Mjolnir on Thanos' chest after knocking him down?
Cuz he can pick it up
@@6locc Since when? Is that from the comics or are you pulling my chain?
@@daggern15 In the comics Thanos' presence causes enchantments to disappear. Allowing mjolnir to be wielded by anyone. So really it could be that Marval removed that ability of Thanos' for the movies so Cap could have his "i'm worthy" moment or... Just silently had that ability in place.
@@john3925 I genuinely had no idea that was a thing though judging from how they played the moment from Cap being able to summon Mjolnir to Thor's reaction, I'd say they decided to omit that detail about Thanos
Maybe Thanos is worthy
I like to get Scissor Legged by Black Widow at anytime 😍😍😍😏😏😏
Me too
Agreed
oh yes
I'd hope to be on my side so I could enjoy the view at least.
Disney bought Marvel in 2009. They owned them in almost all your examples
Pre-production is a lengthy process. This means although technically owned by Disney, much of the early MCU years were laid out prior to Disney influence.
Jeez why did I have to be born in the softest generation to date....
Exactly
Did you miss 2 generations ago when people protested because a brown person used the same water fountain?
@@thejuansnow actually yes because me and 99.9% of everyone I've ever come into contact with wernt alive yet
@Si Dunue wow sounds just like current day middle east 🤔
@@2wheelmac lol bro theyre not dead and history books still teach that shit. You just mentioned,being,in the softest generation, id say the generation that ruined the best economy ever and threw a bossy fit over equal rights is a bit softer
"Distinguished Competition"😂👏👏👏
The short version of this video is .... "now that Disney is in charge, the films will never be as good as they could have been"
The one thing that bothered me and has never been answered .
How did Rhodes take the one iron Man suit without an arc reactor in his chest?
It's a big deal that Tony's arc reactor powers the suit.
The suit Rhodes uses clearly has it's own arc reactor in the chest. ruclips.net/video/gD4lLH18vjY/видео.html
All the suits shown in Tony's lab have an arc reactor in them.
the way you said iambic pentameter gave me a brain hemmorage
I actually laughed out loud to mewling quim in the cinema, no one else did. I had to explain it to my mates. Difficult.
I was just looking around like "I misheard that..right?".
No one else reacted so I thought it was just me and my dirty mind. Caught the DVD later and THEN laughed my ass off 🤣
Wait loki said something REALLY bad?
Idc i still luv him
mewling quim = whining vagina
If you freeze frame the Google screenshot and look at the bottom, quimm is equated with the c word.
16:32 I swear I thought he was chewing on some licorice or something.
Lmao
Black Widow's "Monstrosity" is not her inability to reproduce. That is so insulting, especially as many women can't reproduce but are never thought of as monsters.
It refers to the "red in her ledger." She was a Soviet assassin trained from childhood; she killed innocent people on her course toward that job. She never knew a real loving relationship until Clint became her friend. When she fought him on Vormir, she was using his family against him but she really desired to clear that last bit of red, and being the love sacrifice appealed to her sensibility.
5:01 Can anyone please tell me where this scene comes in ENDGAME
I have seen the movie twice but couldn't find it yet 🤔
Its not in endgame it was only for the trailers
@@fungee7325 👍👍
@@fungee7325 sad... so SAD!!!
Natasha changing in Happy's car and Happy looking at her in her underwear. 0:39
*Sad music comes on*
Me: Why do hear boss music??????
7:34 thats on my wall... its wallpaper... how dare you ITS ON MY WALL
So glad you mentioned the zucchini joke. That joke hit me by surprise the third time I watched the movie. Never noticed it before.
I mean, I never liked Disney, and I got worried when they bought Marvel, but I don't mind their ban on cigars in movies. xD
But considering the MCU is gonna have an R-Rated movie in a few years (Blade), and Endgame had that scene where they chopped Thanos' head off like at the beginning of the movie, I don't think Disney are changing those movies that much.
I think Disney understand that Marvel is a huge cash cow these days (Endgame being the highest grossing movie ever), so I wouldn't be surprised if they allowed them some leeway over their product as long as it isn't outright crazy.
@@thegreatpage5912 behind the scene thor cut Thanos whole body then Disney came in
@@thegreatpage5912 u cant do a superhero movie without some blood or punching or some kinda volaince thatd be imposible it wouldnt be a superhero movie then
@@justsomedeerwithinternetac2927 I agree with you all that comes with the genre. However, since most superhero films are family oriented they have to maintain the PG-13 rating. So no over the top death scenes like regular R rated action films, minimum use of profanity, and almost no sexual innuendos.
@@justsomedeerwithinternetac2927 The point I was making was marvel could possibly get away with some of that now since they are a money making brand.
I like how all those characters in MCU that smoked were villains.
@diascrive thats in the xmen universe not in mcu
Great video
Disney be like:
I see it
It can get me profit
I therefore want it
I surely got it
You like my company? Gee, thanks, just bought it
*Marvel is literally my childhood, Disney eh.*
When did everyone become so weak and spineless
SJW era, so I think about 2010. :S
What can we do to stop this from screwing up every part of life? 😔😣
2010 I believe
@@w.k.4995 nobody knows
I love your vids
6:30 designated adult 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good line!!
"Scenes Disney Would never allow today" As represented by all of these scenes from recent movies and some of them under Disney ownership hahahaha
Disney is ruining everything
Star Wars - ruined
Pixar - ruined
Marvel - ruined
*"Distinguished Competition!"*
Lmao
If I lift this I am king of asgaurd? I will reinstate Prima nocta! Why was I was the only one in the movie theater who laughed out loud.
Cause you were the only one to get it. I was to young anyway
Because the majority of the audience has no idea what Prima Nocta is. That and Stark sometimes tends to say jokes under his breath, or quieter, so we don't often hear them at all until we start to memorize the lines and then hear something else we didn't expect. Great example: "Better clench up, Legolas," in Avengers. Most people I think would get it in this day and age (we aren't that far removed from the Lord of the Rings) but most people didn't hear it, because Cap was giving orders and we were paying attention to what he was saying, so much so that we missed the slightly quieter yet hilarious joke.
Has no one seen Braveheart?
But to be fair way back in the before time as the story goes thats where F.U.C.K. comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King.... cause the King gets to sleep with the woman cause if she gets pregnant from the wedding the king could claim them if they were a boy that way the king can force the boy into fighting for him
@@Da_Infamous bravo young sir, I still get a good kick out of him saying that every time I watch the movie.
Which is why I don't agree with the merger between Marvel and Disney. Disney with destroy Marvel eventually 😖
Is he saying "Josh" Whedon? Because it sounds like he's saying Josh Whedon.
They certainly Jossed that one. Now go stop them from making any more mistakes before they end up in the tents of some Serkis folk.
He did say "Josh" at least twice before getting it correct later in the video.
I got a marvel ad before this.
Magneto and Charles must've known about me watching this video.
I love your channel...
Some of the “Jokes” in the comment section sound like they’re told by *Disney Executives*
*_It could be any one of us_*
"Over at the Distinguished Competition" 10:04
Lol at the bike wiggle ar 4:44
10:05
The distinguished competition.
D.C ...... very clever.
what about chopping Thanos’ head in Endgame.
you know, for most of these, I do believe that even the house of mouse would let some of this stuff through if it's removal would leave a plot hole in the story that was big enough to need better explaining
They should make more R rated marvel movies. Not only the X-men but Avengers, Captain America Ironwomen aka iltony daughter grown up and became the ironwomen or the iron patriot or something like that
Whats the music being played in the background during 14:13 called?
Hi I'm finally 6 minutes after the release
to keep cinema movies in realistic situations the house of mouse needs to mature more and finally grow up for their audience.
today,s generation aren't dumb and are smarter than they look so at least try to give them some respect.
they"re the ones who help to build today's tech and won't be our children forever. Nuff Said! & Excelsior! MICKEY MOUSE!
3:30 seconds. I swear the original release where she serves him a subpoena, he says "servicing my what?"
Tell Disney to lighten up. M C U Fans aren't going go for that fake wholesome humor.
"JOSS" Whedon not "JOSH"
#10 is something Disney just allowed but that paramount didn’t do 🤔
10:04 "Distinguished Competition"- DC... brilliant writing😂😂😂😂😂
No wonder why my favorite Marvel movies are the old ones.
3:54 oof like if u saw
...??
This whole cus Disney doesn’t mean it can’t be dark like wtf endgame was dark asf
Endgame wasn't dark
@@hamoodhamood5948 how not
@@trinimix0690 how it is dark because tony and nat died?
@@hamoodhamood5948 no I meant how is it not dark
@@trinimix0690 tell me how it is dark first
When you mentioned alcohol it reminds me Captain Marvel as Carol Danvers who had problem with alcohol and only man who helped her was Tony Stark.
At 15:31 really shows how Hawkeye is loved lol
Is calling him “Josh” Whedon?!
Also, did he say iambic “PAN-yuh-MEE-tur”?
Geez. I’m out.
Wait till deadpool arrives 😄
a lot of break walls and cursing ahahhaha
Paramaount distributed films looked more vibrant lighting and colors.
Disney : Our flims are always PG 13
Deadpool : hold my chimichangas, I'm coming
Stopped listening when I heard “Josh Whedon” at 1:50
I'm yelling Joss at my screen
1:49 it's joss guys.... it's joSS.
And y'all wonder why JOKER was such a phenomenon then.
So glad were now in a world where shit that really happens is considered a no no. So good to see reality being totally removed from fantasy stuff
You know that the whole point of him calling them ladies *is* that it’s dated, right?
1946 was a different time.
JOSS Whedon. Not Josh.
You are the best
16:33 why dose it look like he is eating a twizzler