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  • @liliraejellies
    @liliraejellies 3 года назад +8523

    "how did I forget that she's played by Anna Kendrick?"
    don't worry Anna forgot too lmao

    • @sparkydoodle96
      @sparkydoodle96 3 года назад +98

      I was just thinking about that 😂😂

    • @martinasophiaisaksen3034
      @martinasophiaisaksen3034 3 года назад +56

      Literally thought the same thing

    • @hotdogs2549
      @hotdogs2549 3 года назад +53

      she sure as hell didn't forget when she applied and auditioned for roles during 2008-2012 cmon now

    • @Awsome101Girl
      @Awsome101Girl 3 года назад +105

      She didn’t forget she’s just biting the hand that fed her for cool cred

    • @hotdogs2549
      @hotdogs2549 3 года назад +4

      @@Awsome101Girl exactly!

  • @Ricendeans
    @Ricendeans 3 года назад +4790

    “Alice is the best. The rest can choke.” Sums up all of my feelings about the Twilight series in two sentences

    • @heathern8043
      @heathern8043 3 года назад +99

      same except also Charlie

    • @amyturner2034
      @amyturner2034 3 года назад +43

      Naw girl Charlie just let our man Jake-y boy get away with sexually assaulting Bella but you know what it be like that sometimes I'll let it pass

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 3 года назад +15

      charlie and jasper are fucking fuming

    • @saorise28
      @saorise28 2 года назад +67

      Rosalie has valid points basically the whole time and she’s hot as hell. Screw Edward- I want a Rosalie/Alice(maybe Bella) pairing because they would be so hot together.

    • @eliseesbjornsson4981
      @eliseesbjornsson4981 2 года назад +3

      @@saorise28 YES

  • @tomatosoup44
    @tomatosoup44 3 года назад +4287

    "they are all so fucking old, play them one hyperpop song and they're in the grave" lmao I lost it

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair 3 года назад +91

      rip daddy phil, u would’ve loved this video

    • @rebecca-ld1dr
      @rebecca-ld1dr 3 года назад +48

      thats what happened to philip

    • @sendmeplantpics
      @sendmeplantpics 3 года назад +24

      prince phillip tease

    • @RamoArt
      @RamoArt 3 года назад +1

      I don't know what hyperpop is am I a vampire?

  • @hannahdelacour3199
    @hannahdelacour3199 3 года назад +3653

    “Eddie bestie”
    “Bestie Bella”
    “Diamond girl boss”
    “Doctor daddy”
    “Geriatric diamond man”
    “The one who doth not blink”
    I CANNOT-

    • @sawer451
      @sawer451 3 года назад +238

      Also "stinky stinky rubbish bin stink girl"😭

    • @averybarrera
      @averybarrera 3 года назад +91

      "The one who doth not blink" really got me

    • @spellhex6213
      @spellhex6213 3 года назад +6

      @@sawer451 that one is my fave and is what got me

    • @MikhaelHld
      @MikhaelHld 3 года назад +33

      bestiecle bella

    • @bassy_michaelis_666
      @bassy_michaelis_666 2 года назад +7

      Besticle 😂

  • @melisdantou
    @melisdantou 3 года назад +6515

    he gagged when she walked in front of the fan and she STILL went after him.....madness

    • @tinymxnticore
      @tinymxnticore 3 года назад +281

      Bella is DEFINITELY the type to chase gay boys 🤭

    • @sparkydoodle96
      @sparkydoodle96 3 года назад +197

      It reminds me of that reddit post where the girl was saying her bf kept telling her she had bad b.o. constantly and turns out he was just a dickhead 💀

    • @loganlovesdubstep
      @loganlovesdubstep 3 года назад +7

      @@sparkydoodle96 wooooooow

    • @georgiecassidy2036
      @georgiecassidy2036 3 года назад +223

      i always thought he like came, not gagged

    • @tinymxnticore
      @tinymxnticore 3 года назад +65

      @@georgiecassidy2036 😵

  • @minebr100
    @minebr100 3 года назад +4370

    i would like to point out that Twilight was filmed only two years after Sharkboy and Lavagirl, so idk what the hell stephenie meyer's team was forcefeeding 15 year old Taylor with, but it worked

    • @heathern8043
      @heathern8043 3 года назад +321

      Wait wtf really ??

    • @arshiyaamreen5808
      @arshiyaamreen5808 3 года назад +256

      Bestie WHAT????????

    • @arulight
      @arulight 3 года назад +103

      WHAT??

    • @dan-gy4vu
      @dan-gy4vu 3 года назад +251

      No he CANT be 17 years old during filming. I am completely shattered. This is so wrong.

    • @LexAnnalyn
      @LexAnnalyn 3 года назад +703

      Checked Wikipedia. Twilight was filmed in the first part of 2008. Sharkboy and Lavagirl was filmed in late 2004. So there probably were about 3.5 years between when he filmed as Sharkboy (age 12, approaching 13) and Jacob (age 16). That kinda makes sense. Boys can grow and change fast around that time.
      A year later, when he'd just turned 17 (if I have my math right), they filmed New Moon (and he had to seriously bulk up for that). And yeah, that's where I agree with dan's reply to this comment. Getting that body as a kid... and then being sexualized... while still technically a kid. Doesn't feel too great to think about. Hope it didn't mess with his head or overall health. I'm not a Taylor Lautner stan, so I don't know if he's said anything about it.
      I know this comment is old, but I figured I may save someone else a trip to Wikipedia.

  • @natasha4303
    @natasha4303 3 года назад +7402

    industry insiders say the cinematographer's colour palette was inspired by Mike's shades of blue ranking video

    • @reynao.3671
      @reynao.3671 3 года назад +71

      iconic

    • @sianbeddows
      @sianbeddows 3 года назад +80

      we demand Mike's vanity fair notes on a scene video immediately

    • @KssN27
      @KssN27 3 года назад +15

      I live in LA and can confirm this with my sources ®

    • @hannahl.9614
      @hannahl.9614 3 года назад +1

      This is just Vice after dark or some shit

    • @screamingbanshee1282
      @screamingbanshee1282 3 года назад +3

      I thought everyone knew this

  • @mwanfwe
    @mwanfwe 3 года назад +715

    the way rosalie's power was just being beautiful is so hilarious

    • @goddessofdesire
      @goddessofdesire 2 года назад +17

      Carlisle, Esme and Jasper don’t even got any special powers 😭

    • @sof2729
      @sof2729 2 года назад +68

      @@goddessofdesire Jasper has mood control power

    • @goddessofdesire
      @goddessofdesire 2 года назад +3

      @@sof2729 Ah yes! I forgot about that :)

    • @jackierosas9593
      @jackierosas9593 2 года назад +29

      @@sof2729 when I read your comment I instantly thought, "Jasper's a mood ring," and he kinda is 🤣

    • @ethereal_lea
      @ethereal_lea 2 года назад +18

      I always thought each of them has a power 😭😂
      Emmett - super strength
      Jasper - pathokinesis
      Alice - seeing the future
      Rosalie - irresistible beauty
      Esme - (the ability to love everybody and )be loved by everyone
      Carlisle - extraordinary control
      Edward - mind reading
      but I think I was reaching with some of those 😂

  • @ddblue22333
    @ddblue22333 3 года назад +5384

    the baseball scene is literally peak cinema nothing will ever top it

    • @sparkydoodle96
      @sparkydoodle96 3 года назад +219

      Im gonna say it
      ...
      ...
      It was a CULTURAL RESET.

    • @GhouliePumpkin
      @GhouliePumpkin 3 года назад +109

      Say that to shrek 2 I need a hero’s face

    • @makstracy
      @makstracy 3 года назад +78

      The way that scene alone is due 5 oscars and a grammy 😪

    • @rexis188
      @rexis188 3 года назад +73

      Muse killed the soundtrack that's all there is to say

    • @Mrfloppygus
      @Mrfloppygus 3 года назад +68

      alice throwing a baseball hit different

  • @almondtaste7233
    @almondtaste7233 3 года назад +2250

    I get he doesn't sleep but does he never want to just...have a lie down? like just lie down watch a movie? or is he always in the mood for walking about

    • @ipekdemir5238
      @ipekdemir5238 3 года назад +244

      if i was a vampire i would just sit in my room

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat 3 года назад +62

      He has a couch he can lie down on if needed/wanyed. Or he did in the book, anyway. and I think I remember seeing one in the movie as well. Idk

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte 2 года назад +115

      in the books, vampires don't feel the need to sit somewhere comfortable, to change positions. they could literally just stand up all day, not moving. they just don't do that because humans would be weirded out (ofc this is only relevant to clans who do interact with humans, like the cullens)

    • @themudkip5295
      @themudkip5295 2 года назад +280

      @@urieldaboamorte please this is so funny imagine not knocking and walking into your besties room and theyre just like 🧍 in the middle of the room and theres no furniture anywhere.

    • @bassy_michaelis_666
      @bassy_michaelis_666 2 года назад +5

      @@themudkip5295 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @blakedowning1811
    @blakedowning1811 3 года назад +9231

    I would argue that Charlie's main personality trait is that he's a DILF

    • @baconaxolotl
      @baconaxolotl 3 года назад +271

      team Charlie ✌️😔

    • @sevans1414
      @sevans1414 3 года назад +176

      Trueee. I rewatched all the movies last summer and it surprised me how hot he is

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 3 года назад +255

      And a good ass dad. Up there with Goofy

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 3 года назад +93

      @@pixiestxNyomouf its fun to say but it's so true that goofy is amazing dad

    • @victoriaalmanza381
      @victoriaalmanza381 3 года назад +178

      I would argue Charlie’s main trait is carrying the film

  • @katieallan8602
    @katieallan8602 3 года назад +1579

    bestie...I cannot believe that you ignore everyone's fav himbo so easily...Emmett literally brings A BAG OF EGGS to school, he does not deserve the disrespect.

    • @GreenyZay
      @GreenyZay 3 года назад +7

      When??? Emmett is the best

    • @katieallan8602
      @katieallan8602 3 года назад +103

      @@GreenyZay you can see the eggs in a bag in front of him at 3:05 in the video. there's some good pictures online too. I love him haha

    • @laurapessoa2780
      @laurapessoa2780 3 года назад +17

      @@katieallan8602 but for WHAT REASON

    • @kaykeunil
      @kaykeunil 3 года назад +120

      @@laurapessoa2780 I think none of the cullens actually have a perception of what humans actually eat in the present day, specifically high school food. This is because I remember watching the scene where they’re all sitting at the lunch room table and there’s like a singular banana and an egg and something else on the table and none of that is even vaguely lunch it’s hilarious

    • @higihagaa
      @higihagaa 3 года назад +109

      @@laurapessoa2780 it was the actors actual lunch, the director saw him eating the eggs and thought it worked for the lunch scene. he even kept eating the eggs and ruining the scene lol.

  • @LisaFevral
    @LisaFevral 3 года назад +14015

    Edward is so dramatic for someone who's 9 years older than that royal guy that just died

    • @hanlitwin
      @hanlitwin 3 года назад +985

      he who shall not be named

    • @tifzu_
      @tifzu_ 3 года назад +61

      @@hanlitwin
      😭😭😭

    • @Victoryayaya
      @Victoryayaya 3 года назад +203

      damn b that made me giggle

    • @daphnav
      @daphnav 3 года назад +618

      ah yes, the queen's cousin

    • @babi8026
      @babi8026 3 года назад +165

      @@daphnav not this

  • @paigemenkins4433
    @paigemenkins4433 3 года назад +841

    The scene where Emmet walks into the cafeteria he’s literally carrying a bag of ✨boiled eggs✨

    • @theangryambisextress
      @theangryambisextress 3 года назад +75

      because that’s what the actor actually ate on set and the director thought it was funny 😭

    • @noellechristine8945
      @noellechristine8945 2 года назад +12

      bro i’m cryin

    • @-faithsintuition570
      @-faithsintuition570 2 года назад +6

      plot twist: emmet is popeye

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 Год назад +8

      I friggin love hard boiled eggs this is my kinda guy right there

  • @TaraMooknee
    @TaraMooknee 3 года назад +5686

    "hey beastie" made me *CHOKE*

    • @haley5735
      @haley5735 3 года назад +4

      What's the timestamp?

    • @nolak8664
      @nolak8664 3 года назад +25

      @@haley5735 1:47

    • @gavanscorner2524
      @gavanscorner2524 3 года назад +37

      I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT SAID BEASTIE I THOUGHT IT SAID BESTIE, THATS SO MUCH MORE FUNNY UKEKKDKDKFKJDOJKWJD

    • @ArtsyHumanbean
      @ArtsyHumanbean 3 года назад +10

      Love to see you here!

    • @gcool6707
      @gcool6707 3 года назад +6

      Love your videos!!!

  • @jasmineryce217
    @jasmineryce217 3 года назад +152

    Your reaction after you called him,
    “Dr. Daddy”
    Tears. Literal tears.

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 3 года назад +3

      Correction sir, "dzaddy"

    • @jasmineryce217
      @jasmineryce217 3 года назад +1

      @@jhart1127 I’m not a sir 😤

  • @henryrheeder2303
    @henryrheeder2303 3 года назад +6221

    Petition for an in depth analysis of how Twilight and Sharkboy and Lavagirl are in the same universe

    • @JordyJRT
      @JordyJRT 3 года назад +74

      Oh absolutely

    • @rollie5341
      @rollie5341 3 года назад +116

      This is fucked up. Yes.

    • @Vanessa-eg3kg
      @Vanessa-eg3kg 3 года назад +16

      Oh yes please!!!

    • @EU33
      @EU33 3 года назад +25

      it's a yes from me

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 3 года назад +67

      Mike is the only person I would trust to do this analysis

  • @oisheesen7949
    @oisheesen7949 2 года назад +151

    I always used to think my loving this book as a 13 year old is proof of why children can't consent like I couldn't spot a single red flag after like 20 rereads but I just remembered a full adult wrote this and it's like damn society really lets women down huh

    • @felicityedwards1306
      @felicityedwards1306 Год назад +28

      A *mormon* woman wrote it. As an exmormon, it seems pretty likely her religion made the red flags invisible to her as well.

  • @thedrunkenelf
    @thedrunkenelf 3 года назад +2152

    “Say it. Out loud.”
    “Shining diamonds girl boss.”

  • @megana7456
    @megana7456 3 года назад +133

    “Stinky stinky trash girl” literally had me deceased. I actually am in the grave typing this

  • @user-mz2ne4yh2t
    @user-mz2ne4yh2t 3 года назад +2153

    “He's so irrelevant, what's his name?? Mike??” Mike: 👁👄👁

    • @rachelliu1363
      @rachelliu1363 3 года назад +88

      "that's my name. be original."

    • @marinewauquier8630
      @marinewauquier8630 3 года назад +45

      @@rachelliu1363 I have to admit that was a quick recovery

    • @BeesJournal23
      @BeesJournal23 2 года назад +20

      I lost it there. I think he was genuine too. So funny for no reason

  • @julietwilliamson-waggoner9482
    @julietwilliamson-waggoner9482 3 года назад +158

    Mike's ability to manipulate the word bestie is truly a gift from the gods

  • @korinnemack1739
    @korinnemack1739 3 года назад +5480

    Honestly, the most unrealistic thing about The Twilight series is that they kept going back to high school every 4 years. Nobody in their right mind would continue to do high school again and again. I mean, at least pretend you're 21 or 22 for the next 80 years.

    • @Thisworldisagoner
      @Thisworldisagoner 3 года назад +127

      I mean it would make sense if Edward was getting some high school cheer leader action but no. Not even that

    • @korinnemack1739
      @korinnemack1739 3 года назад +380

      @@Thisworldisagoner gross. I realize it's a part of the story, but preying on girls isn't funny.
      He can get cheerleaders in college anyhow.

    • @alib7775
      @alib7775 3 года назад +159

      They don't go every 4 years. They start as young as possible so they can stay in one place longer. They do college also

    • @korinnemack1739
      @korinnemack1739 3 года назад +237

      @@alib7775 yes, but why would you choose high school again and again? Have you seen Paul Rudd 20 years ago? He looks exactly the same. They could just as easily choose to do college over and over instead of high school. I'd kill myself if I had to do high school again every 10 years.

    • @eduardoazcarate4428
      @eduardoazcarate4428 3 года назад +45

      @@korinnemack1739 I mean, college is way more expensive and also a lot harder even if you do the same major multiple times so I imagine its not that bad to start from highschool each time

  • @jasminmai3528
    @jasminmai3528 3 года назад +261

    “The doctor zaddy mr. Cullen was like *heiich* and turned him into the diamond girl boss” made me shit myself

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 3 года назад +8

      I love that for u

    • @jasminmai3528
      @jasminmai3528 3 года назад +7

      @@jhart1127 thanks sis x

    • @ErinAllen-qe7fy
      @ErinAllen-qe7fy 9 месяцев назад +1

      I just found this gem! I’m crying laughing! 😂

  • @kamilamuratova7728
    @kamilamuratova7728 3 года назад +1564

    “Diamond girl boss” is my preferred nickname for Ed now

    • @elle1107
      @elle1107 3 года назад +47

      *geriatric* diamond girl boss no less!!

  • @forthefrogs
    @forthefrogs 3 года назад +87

    “why does she spend so much time in the car park” i didn’t notice but that’s SO TRUE HDJSKA

  • @TaraMooknee
    @TaraMooknee 3 года назад +3690

    *MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED*

    • @dorsle4670
      @dorsle4670 3 года назад +83

      girlboss bestie has good taste

    • @isabelledummer3857
      @isabelledummer3857 3 года назад +54

      strange aeons and mike’s mic, your taste is impeccable

    • @lilpingu1066
      @lilpingu1066 3 года назад +7

      Tara :)

    • @h_a1019
      @h_a1019 3 года назад +1

      @@isabelledummer3857 fr fr

    • @philippkappl6423
      @philippkappl6423 3 года назад +14

      Oh hi Tara, nice to see you here! Give the cow my regards! 🐮

  • @livi1774
    @livi1774 3 года назад +127

    i feel like high school musical would be a phenOMENAL FIT for this series bestie

  • @yen8365
    @yen8365 3 года назад +949

    Who wants to attend highschool multiple times in their immortal life is the real question here

    • @tendrillion3580
      @tendrillion3580 3 года назад +37

      >300 yo
      >harasses the teacher with metaphysical questions

    • @ginao6810
      @ginao6810 2 года назад +30

      You could roaming around Europe. You could be building your dream house. You could be sailing the oceans.
      But no. You’re going to sit through your 27th lit review on To Kill a Mocking Bird and then go do the Beep Test. Volturi me now.

  • @ellid256
    @ellid256 3 года назад +124

    I actually died laughing when Mike said “just quirky home invasion vibes ehhh”

  • @kira-lilym6363
    @kira-lilym6363 3 года назад +658

    "ethereal elven girlbosses" had no business smacking me in the face as hard as it did

  • @littlelaisa
    @littlelaisa 3 года назад +37

    please RESPECT the fine specimen of a father charlie is. please respect this absolute unit of a dad... a daddy, if you will.

  • @imani0nline
    @imani0nline 3 года назад +1871

    This may be a controversial opinion but it must be said, CHARLIE’S MOUSTACHE IS THE BACKBONE OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA🧍🏾‍♀️

  • @honorasullivan1368
    @honorasullivan1368 3 года назад +65

    Edward: makes no attempt to hide the fact that he’s a vampire
    Bella: finds out that he’s a vampire
    Edward: 👁👄👁

  • @MacBarbie71
    @MacBarbie71 3 года назад +1005

    “Chief Doctor Daddy” 💀💀💀
    Facts tho

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG 3 года назад +33

      I'm going to call my husband this at the alter💀
      In front of EVERYONE

    • @MacBarbie71
      @MacBarbie71 3 года назад +5

      @@potatopotatoeOG LMAO

    • @Samgotboredd
      @Samgotboredd 3 года назад +3

      No lies were told here 🤧🤧

    • @sunvol6
      @sunvol6 3 года назад +2

      DID HE LIEEEEEEE

  • @rogerioangelinjr
    @rogerioangelinjr 3 года назад +207

    3:55 I cannot BELIEVE you didn't use Tiffany's "her breath smelled like straight up sHIT" love, I mean you think you know someone 🤧

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 3 года назад +4

      do you know what edit he did use? im loosing my mind tryna find it

  • @marcusflores1733
    @marcusflores1733 3 года назад +725

    We need a ranking video of twilight scenes/quotes!
    "Where the hell have you been loca?"
    "It's the fluorescents"
    "*awkwardly grunts and sighs*"

    • @aryelynet228
      @aryelynet228 3 года назад +59

      Don't forget "I'm the one with the wicked curveball"

    • @LC-ip1cj
      @LC-ip1cj 3 года назад +87

      Can I please add:
      “Bella, look it’s a worm”
      “Better hold on tight spider monkey”
      “My monkey man”
      “Bhahttle scharzz”
      “You named my daughter after the Loch Ness monster”
      “cARLisLE”
      Honestly I could go on forever about quotes from twilight

    • @korinnemack1739
      @korinnemack1739 3 года назад +19

      Omg, I still say that line, "It's the fluorescents" to myself! Just used it the other day actually...

    • @jamiemersel1247
      @jamiemersel1247 3 года назад +43

      “Bella what is that God-awful wet dog smell” “oh that’s probably me”

    • @DestinyyLee
      @DestinyyLee 3 года назад +31

      the time when she’s in the hospital bed talking to Edward. “What? No! No. You can’t leave- You want me to leave? I can’t- I can’t just- I can’t leave you- no I- uh- no. What? No”

  • @aditibiswas3121
    @aditibiswas3121 3 года назад +25

    That supermassive black hole intro got me properly hyped for this video. Also this video is the first video of Mike that I watched, which led me to consume copious amounts of his content afterwards. It's been like, 3 days, and I'm elbows deep into his content and every bit of it is beautiful.

  • @abigailklazinga6730
    @abigailklazinga6730 3 года назад +772

    It’s ok you forgot Anna Kendrick was in this movie, Anna Kendrick also forgot Anna Kendrick was in this movie

  • @namelessarm6273
    @namelessarm6273 3 года назад +185

    Noooo 😭 this made me remember that i wrote an essay on everything wrong with twilight and I got Edward’s name wrong and called him ANDREW my lit teacher marked me down for that CSVWJWVAH turns out my teacher was a massive twilight fan

    • @jhart1127
      @jhart1127 3 года назад +22

      I didn't read "lit teacher" as literature, I read it like "bestie teacher"

  • @-xoxoanya8341
    @-xoxoanya8341 3 года назад +688

    as someone who hasn't seen twilight, ya'll don't understand how confused and entertained I am!

    • @fc7777fc
      @fc7777fc 3 года назад +51

      I’ve never actually seen any of the Twilight movies but I’ve watched enough videos about them to feel like I have

    • @kristalbbjwkwwllwlw5244
      @kristalbbjwkwwllwlw5244 3 года назад +51

      As someone who has seen twilight I can honestly tell you this is one of the most ACCURATE summaries out there

    • @-xoxoanya8341
      @-xoxoanya8341 3 года назад

      @@fc7777fc lol hahaha

    • @-xoxoanya8341
      @-xoxoanya8341 3 года назад

      @@kristalbbjwkwwllwlw5244 I will take your word on that one, thanks hahaha

    • @mayabeanz215
      @mayabeanz215 3 года назад

      @@fc7777fc same bro

  • @yxliv
    @yxliv Год назад +9

    happy 2 year anniversary to this masterpiece

  • @whenbailey
    @whenbailey 3 года назад +1604

    Everyone goes on about how Jacob imprinted on a baby but no one talks about how Edward fell in love with a 17 yr old... like imagine if Edward actually looked 100 years old, staring at Bella across the cafeteria... yeah that’s freaky shit

    • @willhudgins3839
      @willhudgins3839 3 года назад +102

      Besties got a type 🧑‍🦲🧓

    • @helaegonies
      @helaegonies 3 года назад +196

      yeah but like edward died at 17 and his brain never developed past that age lol he might be more experiencied than bella bc of the years he's lived ofc but not really the equivalent of like an actual grandpa. thats why the vampires feel stuck bc they know they can never change. jacob fell in love with a literal newborn baby

    • @jam5369
      @jam5369 3 года назад +105

      Exactly. And he was lowkey stalking bella. Wasn't he in her room and shit? Ya, you can miss me with that obsession stuff.

    • @duckinaswing
      @duckinaswing 3 года назад +18

      @@helaegonies wait did he actually fall in love with the baby, i thought it was for her safety and it was left at that 🤢

    • @helaegonies
      @helaegonies 3 года назад +74

      @@duckinaswing he imprints on her meaning that hes like a protector, friend or a lover. it is implied through alice's visions that they will become romantic in the future. so far every case of imprimation on babies seem to be going towards a romantic route (see also quil and the baby he imprinted on) and considering smeyer wanted jacob out of the way bc bedward its obvious that shes leading them down that path. even if he didnt fell in love with her as a baby he knew her as a baby/child and developed romantic feelings for her later on which is incredibly fcked up

  • @gioomarch
    @gioomarch 3 года назад +61

    if the movie title was "the 108 year old boyfriend" instead of twilight it would've sell a lot more i just know

    • @ch4ll3ng3rs
      @ch4ll3ng3rs Год назад

      The sequel : the 1 year old werewolf

  • @melisdantou
    @melisdantou 3 года назад +843

    i physically cannot watch the scene when she finds out he's a v word

    • @saska7286
      @saska7286 3 года назад +231

      a virgin-

    • @Canyonswft13
      @Canyonswft13 3 года назад +60

      Right like it physically hurts

    • @cheruwu9659
      @cheruwu9659 3 года назад +152

      velociraptor😳

    • @lottik9728
      @lottik9728 3 года назад +57

      wait he's a vampire? 😳

    • @IndiaMyers
      @IndiaMyers 3 года назад +71

      “Say it... out loud...”

  • @flouaena127
    @flouaena127 3 года назад +24

    every time mike moves his invisible bangs and zimzalabim play i gain another year of life

  • @malahape
    @malahape 3 года назад +406

    edward is the walking embodiment of every red flag every girl should look out for in real life

  • @DanaSawr21
    @DanaSawr21 3 года назад +21

    “In the town of PLURAL kitchen utensil” IM DEAD 😭😂

  • @daniela-ml7bn
    @daniela-ml7bn 3 года назад +1395

    Twilight is so problematic but can we all just acknowledge that the actual movie was very aesthetic

    • @ode4126
      @ode4126 3 года назад +174

      yesss like the script is bad but the images and music are *chef's kiss*

    • @TheKirbyAwesome
      @TheKirbyAwesome 3 года назад +56

      I’m sorry bestie but no

    • @KitAE0
      @KitAE0 3 года назад +61

      Legit 👌 the aesthetic of this movie is what got me through my angsty bullshit as a tween 😂

    • @TheHorrorDevotee
      @TheHorrorDevotee 3 года назад +51

      I mean, it really isn't. The washed out colours look like shit.

    • @aurorarose6678
      @aurorarose6678 3 года назад +66

      @@TheHorrorDevotee ya but in an aesthetic way

  • @alessiagallina9557
    @alessiagallina9557 3 года назад +14

    mike doing the *dr. phil voice* “you’re ugly...give me 200$” for REALL cured my mental illness

  • @golflefleur887
    @golflefleur887 3 года назад +407

    Charlie is the MVP of these movies and that's just a fact

  • @n.a.6472
    @n.a.6472 3 года назад +26

    "geriatric diamond man" is the only way I will ever refer to edward cullen henceforth

  • @nattalisman8858
    @nattalisman8858 3 года назад +10

    this video had me DYING
    the names, the references, the descriptions, just perfect

  • @EU33
    @EU33 3 года назад +123

    you had me at "so anyway, in the town of plural kitchen utensil" an audiobook but read like this would actually kill me

    • @electric.nachos
      @electric.nachos 3 года назад +12

      "It's cold in the kitchen utensil drawer" absolutely got me 😂

  • @ologames1185
    @ologames1185 9 месяцев назад +2

    I love watching someone explain the plot of a movie to a bunch of people that have most definitely all already seen said movie.

  • @Silversky1113
    @Silversky1113 3 года назад +224

    When Miguel Microfono said "Resfriooo" i felt that.

    • @paulaaguirre4855
      @paulaaguirre4855 3 года назад +30

      No Miguel Micrófono jaja 💀

    • @itamar7559
      @itamar7559 3 года назад +6

      “Miguel” ?! Oy me muero. Y ahora que lo vi ya no lo puedo des-ver

  • @miamayamyuhhhhh
    @miamayamyuhhhhh 2 года назад +2

    I’ve rewatched this so many times thank you for this

  • @sage5530
    @sage5530 3 года назад +198

    i love that i didn't know i was clicking on a twilight video

    • @erb0362
      @erb0362 3 года назад +4

      GRANGER YOU DOGGONE EXPLODED MY SANDWICH

    • @antoniacolon9528
      @antoniacolon9528 3 года назад

      Love ur pfp

  • @Marchchio
    @Marchchio 3 года назад +13

    "He's basically Cretaceous" took me out😂

  • @wild8213
    @wild8213 3 года назад +178

    everytime the girlies and i have a twilight rewatch kind of night i’m just going to put this on instead

    • @potatopotatoeOG
      @potatopotatoeOG 3 года назад +10

      Purrrr! I'll be standing outside your window like Glitter Girl Boss Eddy. But instead of just standing and staring. I'll be throwing it back in a circle so it's normal

  • @panicathedogpark
    @panicathedogpark 3 года назад +21

    As a person who lives in Arizona, I can confirm that we are all legally obligated to carry a small potted cactus wherever we go.

    • @tiffanyquasnitschka1901
      @tiffanyquasnitschka1901 2 года назад +1

      I’m a Texan am I ride horses everywhere. Don’t get me started on horse parking laws.

  • @coriw3814
    @coriw3814 3 года назад +159

    2:53 I HEARD THAT 0.0002 SECONDS OF ZIMZALABIM. YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME BESTIE!!

    • @peekaboo7662
      @peekaboo7662 3 года назад +6

      yeees!! i thought no one noticed it 😭

    • @faceyl
      @faceyl 3 года назад +10

      And once again mike proves how good his playlists probably are, I mean, if Red Velvet is in there it's probably BOMB
      😗👌

    • @toxicity8304
      @toxicity8304 3 года назад +4

      1:29 also

  • @Caseyroseyx
    @Caseyroseyx 3 года назад +10

    "Her dad lives in the cutlery draw, her dad lives in forks" 😭😭

  • @Mimi127
    @Mimi127 3 года назад +122

    That cursed Red Velvet Zimzalabim edit, I can't

  • @StuckIn2002
    @StuckIn2002 3 года назад +2

    thank you so much for posting this - this is literally how my thought process is explaining anything omg

  • @niamhkeating7783
    @niamhkeating7783 3 года назад +147

    I'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE

    • @mirunaburduja5310
      @mirunaburduja5310 3 года назад +15

      TURN IT UP

    • @niamhkeating7783
      @niamhkeating7783 3 года назад

      @@mirunaburduja5310 thank you for your support xo

    • @bitchmisery
      @bitchmisery 3 года назад

      YESSSS

    • @spacegalaxy19
      @spacegalaxy19 3 года назад +3

      the way i automatically thought of ‘turn it up!’ next ... big brain tingz 😌✨

    • @mirunaburduja5310
      @mirunaburduja5310 3 года назад +1

      @@niamhkeating7783 the way I was about to comment the same thing when I saw the notif😭😭

  • @Kellyeeeee
    @Kellyeeeee 3 года назад +15

    I'm definitely gonna need recaps for the rest of this long ass, wild ass franchise.

  • @ninaveina
    @ninaveina 3 года назад +62

    noo why did i think about prince philip when i read the title 😭😭

  • @lilali9797
    @lilali9797 3 года назад +7

    1:24 twilight prequel starring mike's mic as young charlie WHEN

  • @sharonkim4873
    @sharonkim4873 3 года назад +835

    The funniest thing is Edward died during the flu pandemic bc he ignored quarantine and went to a Debussy concert 😀. I - 💀🤚

    • @erishah447
      @erishah447 3 года назад +24

      REALLY??

    • @Iisheell
      @Iisheell 3 года назад +185

      He wanted some of De Bussy😳

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 3 года назад +6

      I JFJFIGIGV WHAT

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 3 года назад +25

      @@LouPendergrass11 thank you I was really going to get fooled by that 😪

    • @lizzygrant02
      @lizzygrant02 3 года назад +68

      i hope the concert was De Bussin at least 🙄🤚

  • @ed-wt4gr
    @ed-wt4gr 3 года назад +12

    “sis, hydrate the sponge!”

  • @thegreendragon9628
    @thegreendragon9628 3 года назад +145

    When micycle microphone uploads it’s a fantastic day

  • @taintedqueen2087
    @taintedqueen2087 Год назад +2

    Hearing the music kick in at the beginning of the video SLAYYEED

  • @navyagupta8950
    @navyagupta8950 3 года назад +130

    Not the 'hey beastie' . People at school literally left the cafeteria when I made that joke😭😭

  • @emeraldfox76
    @emeraldfox76 2 года назад +7

    You telling Emmett to sit down had me literally spitting out my drink in laughter, and I'm ok with it. XD

  • @silvanalombardo5011
    @silvanalombardo5011 3 года назад +149

    „Who is it other than chief doctor daddy“ Sis I -

  • @joelman1989
    @joelman1989 3 года назад +21

    While it might be a little heavy handed, I appreciate the blue tones and the general aesthetic for this movie. There were some real stylistic choices in the first film, with an attempt at a consistent cinematographic theme which was lost in later movies in the franchise.

  • @Channotek72
    @Channotek72 3 года назад +236

    Oh my god we aren’t going to talk about bestie Alice’s high kick baseball pitch??? Or My Monkey Man™️?????

    • @raahimas2776
      @raahimas2776 3 года назад +12

      my monkey man rules the kingdom of my brain

    • @Channotek72
      @Channotek72 3 года назад +22

      @@raahimas2776 and of course you have the classic “hold on tight spidermonkey” too!! They had such a thing for monkeys 🙈🙈

    • @raahimas2776
      @raahimas2776 3 года назад +2

      @@Channotek72 of COURSE

  • @Emma-sj6wp
    @Emma-sj6wp 3 года назад +3

    0:44
    Why did I think my phone was ringing🤦🏼‍♀️
    Mike has such Tired History Teacher vibes and I'm living for it.

  • @izzybobizzy779
    @izzybobizzy779 3 года назад +78

    Her holding cacti in Arizona as an Arizonan makes me physically, mentally, and emotionally damaged

  • @amber6329
    @amber6329 3 года назад +1

    I'm so happy you're doing these

  • @cookies2358
    @cookies2358 3 года назад +131

    Cant believe you didn’t use that Tiffany Pollard scene when Bella’s scent hits Edward

  • @v0o.
    @v0o. 3 года назад +2

    i love LOVE LOVE,,, your editing and content today 😌💗

  • @rollie5341
    @rollie5341 3 года назад +87

    Mike gives me Charlie without a moustache vibes

  • @Channie99
    @Channie99 3 года назад +14

    Bella really said, "sign me tf up to every bad trope any person could have" with tumblr vibes on top of it💁‍♀️

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 3 года назад +54

    The title... that song... this vid is already iconic

  • @riari3957
    @riari3957 Год назад +2

    this is my feel-good video for whenever I'm depressed

  • @hollyarrharr5238
    @hollyarrharr5238 3 года назад +36

    Me & my boyfriend literally binged the whole saga yesterday- your timing is impeccable 👌

  • @angelinas8758
    @angelinas8758 3 года назад +2

    the way i literally rewatched this today. omg besties a mind reader

  • @stephanyvasquez5807
    @stephanyvasquez5807 3 года назад +57

    1:19 “it’s giving Luigi”
    I’m dead💀

  • @hannahschlosser-hall3093
    @hannahschlosser-hall3093 2 года назад +3

    The baseball scene is one of the best film scenes of all time you cannot change my mind

  • @JshAsiag
    @JshAsiag 3 года назад +63

    the way that I’m so uneducated regarding twilight that I watched this whole video and was like??? where was Jacob???

    • @ipekdemir5238
      @ipekdemir5238 3 года назад +12

      no because where is he

    • @Olivia-yy3mb
      @Olivia-yy3mb 3 года назад +13

      She doesn’t really know Jacob till the second movie when he has a glow up

    • @m12swarthogcst75
      @m12swarthogcst75 2 года назад +2

      He’s barely in the first film

  • @giani-wj2wq
    @giani-wj2wq 3 года назад +2

    Please do the whole saga I NEEED MORE OF THIS

  • @omri7584
    @omri7584 3 года назад +188

    I watch you instead of going to therapy 😞☺️😍🥰😎😌💅🏻

    • @StelleronCUNTer
      @StelleronCUNTer 3 года назад +23

      Why not do ✨both✨

    • @StelleronCUNTer
      @StelleronCUNTer 3 года назад +6

      @Depressed Gay Wizard nvm mikes mic is the better alternative

  • @deadgaming429
    @deadgaming429 3 года назад +13

    Mike: 10:28 “Alice and the man who doesnt blink”
    The picture behind him: -literally has his name-
    Love that energy

  • @SANDUSK471
    @SANDUSK471 3 года назад +33

    "Ethereal elven girlboss"
    I never expect such words combo....

  • @neonranger_
    @neonranger_ 3 года назад +1

    i’m loving these new videos, keep them coming bestie

  • @pinkblink0211
    @pinkblink0211 3 года назад +27

    this video is literally SO personal to me you don't even understand 10/10

  • @jaysummersss
    @jaysummersss 3 года назад +3

    she came in and she had the *whoosh* *whoosh* hair, she’s the best, the rest can choke xo ✨

  • @mirunaburduja5310
    @mirunaburduja5310 3 года назад +16

    The way you’ve premiering this on twitter just absolutely building my anticipation ugh love