The 108 year old boyfriend movie
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The 108 year old boyfriend movie 
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"they are all so fucking old, play them one hyperpop song and they're in the grave" lmao I lost it
rip daddy phil, u would’ve loved this video
thats what happened to philip
prince phillip tease
I don't know what hyperpop is am I a vampire?
"how did I forget that she's played by Anna Kendrick?"
don't worry Anna forgot too lmao
I was just thinking about that 😂😂
Literally thought the same thing
she sure as hell didn't forget when she applied and auditioned for roles during 2008-2012 cmon now
She didn’t forget she’s just biting the hand that fed her for cool cred
@@Awsome101Girl exactly!
“Eddie bestie”
“Bestie Bella”
“Diamond girl boss”
“Doctor daddy”
“Geriatric diamond man”
“The one who doth not blink”
I CANNOT-
Also "stinky stinky rubbish bin stink girl"😭
"The one who doth not blink" really got me
@@sawer451 that one is my fave and is what got me
bestiecle bella
Besticle 😂
“Alice is the best. The rest can choke.” Sums up all of my feelings about the Twilight series in two sentences
same except also Charlie
Naw girl Charlie just let our man Jake-y boy get away with sexually assaulting Bella but you know what it be like that sometimes I'll let it pass
charlie and jasper are fucking fuming
Rosalie has valid points basically the whole time and she’s hot as hell. Screw Edward- I want a Rosalie/Alice(maybe Bella) pairing because they would be so hot together.
@@saorise28 YES
he gagged when she walked in front of the fan and she STILL went after him.....madness
Bella is DEFINITELY the type to chase gay boys 🤭
It reminds me of that reddit post where the girl was saying her bf kept telling her she had bad b.o. constantly and turns out he was just a dickhead 💀
@@sparkydoodle96 wooooooow
i always thought he like came, not gagged
@@georgiecassidy2036 😵
industry insiders say the cinematographer's colour palette was inspired by Mike's shades of blue ranking video
iconic
we demand Mike's vanity fair notes on a scene video immediately
I live in LA and can confirm this with my sources ®
This is just Vice after dark or some shit
I thought everyone knew this
i would like to point out that Twilight was filmed only two years after Sharkboy and Lavagirl, so idk what the hell stephenie meyer's team was forcefeeding 15 year old Taylor with, but it worked
Wait wtf really ??
Bestie WHAT????????
WHAT??
No he CANT be 17 years old during filming. I am completely shattered. This is so wrong.
Checked Wikipedia. Twilight was filmed in the first part of 2008. Sharkboy and Lavagirl was filmed in late 2004. So there probably were about 3.5 years between when he filmed as Sharkboy (age 12, approaching 13) and Jacob (age 16). That kinda makes sense. Boys can grow and change fast around that time.
A year later, when he'd just turned 17 (if I have my math right), they filmed New Moon (and he had to seriously bulk up for that). And yeah, that's where I agree with dan's reply to this comment. Getting that body as a kid... and then being sexualized... while still technically a kid. Doesn't feel too great to think about. Hope it didn't mess with his head or overall health. I'm not a Taylor Lautner stan, so I don't know if he's said anything about it.
I know this comment is old, but I figured I may save someone else a trip to Wikipedia.
I get he doesn't sleep but does he never want to just...have a lie down? like just lie down watch a movie? or is he always in the mood for walking about
if i was a vampire i would just sit in my room
He has a couch he can lie down on if needed/wanyed. Or he did in the book, anyway. and I think I remember seeing one in the movie as well. Idk
in the books, vampires don't feel the need to sit somewhere comfortable, to change positions. they could literally just stand up all day, not moving. they just don't do that because humans would be weirded out (ofc this is only relevant to clans who do interact with humans, like the cullens)
@@urieldaboamorte please this is so funny imagine not knocking and walking into your besties room and theyre just like 🧍 in the middle of the room and theres no furniture anywhere.
@@themudkip5295 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would argue that Charlie's main personality trait is that he's a DILF
team Charlie ✌️😔
Trueee. I rewatched all the movies last summer and it surprised me how hot he is
And a good ass dad. Up there with Goofy
@@pixiestxNyomouf its fun to say but it's so true that goofy is amazing dad
I would argue Charlie’s main trait is carrying the film
Edward is so dramatic for someone who's 9 years older than that royal guy that just died
he who shall not be named
@@hanlitwin
😭😭😭
damn b that made me giggle
ah yes, the queen's cousin
@@daphnav not this
bestie...I cannot believe that you ignore everyone's fav himbo so easily...Emmett literally brings A BAG OF EGGS to school, he does not deserve the disrespect.
When??? Emmett is the best
@@GreenyZay you can see the eggs in a bag in front of him at 3:05 in the video. there's some good pictures online too. I love him haha
@@katieallan8602 but for WHAT REASON
@@laurapessoa2780 I think none of the cullens actually have a perception of what humans actually eat in the present day, specifically high school food. This is because I remember watching the scene where they’re all sitting at the lunch room table and there’s like a singular banana and an egg and something else on the table and none of that is even vaguely lunch it’s hilarious
@@laurapessoa2780 it was the actors actual lunch, the director saw him eating the eggs and thought it worked for the lunch scene. he even kept eating the eggs and ruining the scene lol.
The scene where Emmet walks into the cafeteria he’s literally carrying a bag of ✨boiled eggs✨
because that’s what the actor actually ate on set and the director thought it was funny 😭
bro i’m cryin
plot twist: emmet is popeye
I friggin love hard boiled eggs this is my kinda guy right there
“Say it. Out loud.”
“Shining diamonds girl boss.”
the baseball scene is literally peak cinema nothing will ever top it
Im gonna say it
...
...
It was a CULTURAL RESET.
Say that to shrek 2 I need a hero’s face
The way that scene alone is due 5 oscars and a grammy 😪
Muse killed the soundtrack that's all there is to say
alice throwing a baseball hit different
the way rosalie's power was just being beautiful is so hilarious
Carlisle, Esme and Jasper don’t even got any special powers 😭
@@flolikeyou6053 Jasper has mood control power
@@sof2729 Ah yes! I forgot about that :)
@@sof2729 when I read your comment I instantly thought, "Jasper's a mood ring," and he kinda is 🤣
I always thought each of them has a power 😭😂
Emmett - super strength
Jasper - pathokinesis
Alice - seeing the future
Rosalie - irresistible beauty
Esme - (the ability to love everybody and )be loved by everyone
Carlisle - extraordinary control
Edward - mind reading
but I think I was reaching with some of those 😂
“The doctor zaddy mr. Cullen was like *heiich* and turned him into the diamond girl boss” made me shit myself
I love that for u
@@jhart1127 thanks sis x
I just found this gem! I’m crying laughing! 😂
“He's so irrelevant, what's his name?? Mike??” Mike: 👁👄👁
"that's my name. be original."
@@rachelliu1363 I have to admit that was a quick recovery
I lost it there. I think he was genuine too. So funny for no reason
Petition for an in depth analysis of how Twilight and Sharkboy and Lavagirl are in the same universe
Oh absolutely
This is fucked up. Yes.
Oh yes please!!!
it's a yes from me
Mike is the only person I would trust to do this analysis
“Stinky stinky trash girl” literally had me deceased. I actually am in the grave typing this
Your reaction after you called him,
“Dr. Daddy”
Tears. Literal tears.
Correction sir, "dzaddy"
@@jhart1127 I’m not a sir 😤
"hey beastie" made me *CHOKE*
What's the timestamp?
@@haley5735 1:47
I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT SAID BEASTIE I THOUGHT IT SAID BESTIE, THATS SO MUCH MORE FUNNY UKEKKDKDKFKJDOJKWJD
Love to see you here!
Love your videos!!!
Honestly, the most unrealistic thing about The Twilight series is that they kept going back to high school every 4 years. Nobody in their right mind would continue to do high school again and again. I mean, at least pretend you're 21 or 22 for the next 80 years.
I mean it would make sense if Edward was getting some high school cheer leader action but no. Not even that
@@Thisworldisagoner gross. I realize it's a part of the story, but preying on girls isn't funny.
He can get cheerleaders in college anyhow.
They don't go every 4 years. They start as young as possible so they can stay in one place longer. They do college also
@@alib7775 yes, but why would you choose high school again and again? Have you seen Paul Rudd 20 years ago? He looks exactly the same. They could just as easily choose to do college over and over instead of high school. I'd kill myself if I had to do high school again every 10 years.
@@korinnemack1739 I mean, college is way more expensive and also a lot harder even if you do the same major multiple times so I imagine its not that bad to start from highschool each time
Mike's ability to manipulate the word bestie is truly a gift from the gods
I always used to think my loving this book as a 13 year old is proof of why children can't consent like I couldn't spot a single red flag after like 20 rereads but I just remembered a full adult wrote this and it's like damn society really lets women down huh
A *mormon* woman wrote it. As an exmormon, it seems pretty likely her religion made the red flags invisible to her as well.
“Diamond girl boss” is my preferred nickname for Ed now
*geriatric* diamond girl boss no less!!
Who wants to attend highschool multiple times in their immortal life is the real question here
>300 yo
>harasses the teacher with metaphysical questions
You could roaming around Europe. You could be building your dream house. You could be sailing the oceans.
But no. You’re going to sit through your 27th lit review on To Kill a Mocking Bird and then go do the Beep Test. Volturi me now.
“why does she spend so much time in the car park” i didn’t notice but that’s SO TRUE HDJSKA
3:55 I cannot BELIEVE you didn't use Tiffany's "her breath smelled like straight up sHIT" love, I mean you think you know someone 🤧
do you know what edit he did use? im loosing my mind tryna find it
i once tripped acid on a beach in Forks and threw up 3 blueberries in front of a tourist group
This is better than the story we got.
The specificity of this is immaculate
Ma'am?????!!!!! xD
3 blueberries
3 blubes 😭 i've been to the beach in Forks too (la push?) and it is one of the most beautiful spots i've been to!!
“Chief Doctor Daddy” 💀💀💀
Facts tho
I'm going to call my husband this at the alter💀
In front of EVERYONE
@@potatopotatoeOG LMAO
No lies were told here 🤧🤧
DID HE LIEEEEEEE
i feel like high school musical would be a phenOMENAL FIT for this series bestie
Noooo 😭 this made me remember that i wrote an essay on everything wrong with twilight and I got Edward’s name wrong and called him ANDREW my lit teacher marked me down for that CSVWJWVAH turns out my teacher was a massive twilight fan
I didn't read "lit teacher" as literature, I read it like "bestie teacher"
*MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED*
girlboss bestie has good taste
strange aeons and mike’s mic, your taste is impeccable
Tara :)
@@isabelledummer3857 fr fr
Oh hi Tara, nice to see you here! Give the cow my regards! 🐮
This may be a controversial opinion but it must be said, CHARLIE’S MOUSTACHE IS THE BACKBONE OF THE TWILIGHT SAGA🧍🏾♀️
NO BC UR ABSOLUTELY RIGHT
He CARRIED
YES
Controversial yet brave
AMEN😩✋🏽
Edward: makes no attempt to hide the fact that he’s a vampire
Bella: finds out that he’s a vampire
Edward: 👁👄👁
I actually died laughing when Mike said “just quirky home invasion vibes ehhh”
Everyone goes on about how Jacob imprinted on a baby but no one talks about how Edward fell in love with a 17 yr old... like imagine if Edward actually looked 100 years old, staring at Bella across the cafeteria... yeah that’s freaky shit
Besties got a type 🧑🦲🧓
yeah but like edward died at 17 and his brain never developed past that age lol he might be more experiencied than bella bc of the years he's lived ofc but not really the equivalent of like an actual grandpa. thats why the vampires feel stuck bc they know they can never change. jacob fell in love with a literal newborn baby
Exactly. And he was lowkey stalking bella. Wasn't he in her room and shit? Ya, you can miss me with that obsession stuff.
@@helaegonies wait did he actually fall in love with the baby, i thought it was for her safety and it was left at that 🤢
@@duckinaswing he imprints on her meaning that hes like a protector, friend or a lover. it is implied through alice's visions that they will become romantic in the future. so far every case of imprimation on babies seem to be going towards a romantic route (see also quil and the baby he imprinted on) and considering smeyer wanted jacob out of the way bc bedward its obvious that shes leading them down that path. even if he didnt fell in love with her as a baby he knew her as a baby/child and developed romantic feelings for her later on which is incredibly fcked up
i physically cannot watch the scene when she finds out he's a v word
a virgin-
Right like it physically hurts
velociraptor😳
wait he's a vampire? 😳
“Say it... out loud...”
please RESPECT the fine specimen of a father charlie is. please respect this absolute unit of a dad... a daddy, if you will.
if the movie title was "the 108 year old boyfriend" instead of twilight it would've sell a lot more i just know
The sequel : the 1 year old werewolf
Twilight is so problematic but can we all just acknowledge that the actual movie was very aesthetic
yesss like the script is bad but the images and music are *chef's kiss*
I’m sorry bestie but no
Legit 👌 the aesthetic of this movie is what got me through my angsty bullshit as a tween 😂
I mean, it really isn't. The washed out colours look like shit.
@@TheHorrorDevotee ya but in an aesthetic way
It’s ok you forgot Anna Kendrick was in this movie, Anna Kendrick also forgot Anna Kendrick was in this movie
"geriatric diamond man" is the only way I will ever refer to edward cullen henceforth
every time mike moves his invisible bangs and zimzalabim play i gain another year of life
"ethereal elven girlbosses" had no business smacking me in the face as hard as it did
We need a ranking video of twilight scenes/quotes!
"Where the hell have you been loca?"
"It's the fluorescents"
"*awkwardly grunts and sighs*"
Don't forget "I'm the one with the wicked curveball"
Can I please add:
“Bella, look it’s a worm”
“Better hold on tight spider monkey”
“My monkey man”
“Bhahttle scharzz”
“You named my daughter after the Loch Ness monster”
“cARLisLE”
Honestly I could go on forever about quotes from twilight
Omg, I still say that line, "It's the fluorescents" to myself! Just used it the other day actually...
“Bella what is that God-awful wet dog smell” “oh that’s probably me”
the time when she’s in the hospital bed talking to Edward. “What? No! No. You can’t leave- You want me to leave? I can’t- I can’t just- I can’t leave you- no I- uh- no. What? No”
“In the town of PLURAL kitchen utensil” IM DEAD 😭😂
happy 2 year anniversary to this masterpiece
edward is the walking embodiment of every red flag every girl should look out for in real life
as someone who hasn't seen twilight, ya'll don't understand how confused and entertained I am!
I’ve never actually seen any of the Twilight movies but I’ve watched enough videos about them to feel like I have
As someone who has seen twilight I can honestly tell you this is one of the most ACCURATE summaries out there
@@fc7777fc lol hahaha
@@kristalbbjwkwwllwlw5244 I will take your word on that one, thanks hahaha
@@fc7777fc same bro
That supermassive black hole intro got me properly hyped for this video. Also this video is the first video of Mike that I watched, which led me to consume copious amounts of his content afterwards. It's been like, 3 days, and I'm elbows deep into his content and every bit of it is beautiful.
Whilst everyone was in team Jacob or team Edward, I was over here shipping bella with therapy. They are accompanied by personality, self esteem , self respect and the will to live. Honestly I just wanted her to have a life that is far away from the codependent relationship with her predatory, stalker boyfriend and a life with some female friendships and you know just something. Apparently that's too much to ask
Anyways thank you for listening to my ted talk
how many times do you want the zimzalabim music and hair tuck
mr. microphone: yes
We love that red velvet
@@akio5250 yes
The funniest thing is Edward died during the flu pandemic bc he ignored quarantine and went to a Debussy concert 😀. I - 💀🤚
REALLY??
He wanted some of De Bussy😳
I JFJFIGIGV WHAT
@@LouPendergrass11 thank you I was really going to get fooled by that 😪
i hope the concert was De Bussin at least 🙄🤚
1:24 twilight prequel starring mike's mic as young charlie WHEN
“sis, hydrate the sponge!”
When Miguel Microfono said "Resfriooo" i felt that.
No Miguel Micrófono jaja 💀
“Miguel” ?! Oy me muero. Y ahora que lo vi ya no lo puedo des-ver
noo why did i think about prince philip when i read the title 😭😭
"He's basically Cretaceous" took me out😂
As a person who lives in Arizona, I can confirm that we are all legally obligated to carry a small potted cactus wherever we go.
I’m a Texan am I ride horses everywhere. Don’t get me started on horse parking laws.
you had me at "so anyway, in the town of plural kitchen utensil" an audiobook but read like this would actually kill me
"It's cold in the kitchen utensil drawer" absolutely got me 😂
Charlie is the MVP of these movies and that's just a fact
Best Character for sure
It is, the mood board of his expressions is something I reflect on daily
The only healthy connection to bella.
mike doing the *dr. phil voice* “you’re ugly...give me 200$” for REALL cured my mental illness
Bella really said, "sign me tf up to every bad trope any person could have" with tumblr vibes on top of it💁♀️
2:53 I HEARD THAT 0.0002 SECONDS OF ZIMZALABIM. YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME BESTIE!!
yeees!! i thought no one noticed it 😭
And once again mike proves how good his playlists probably are, I mean, if Red Velvet is in there it's probably BOMB
😗👌
1:29 also
everytime the girlies and i have a twilight rewatch kind of night i’m just going to put this on instead
Purrrr! I'll be standing outside your window like Glitter Girl Boss Eddy. But instead of just standing and staring. I'll be throwing it back in a circle so it's normal
"Her dad lives in the cutlery draw, her dad lives in forks" 😭😭
I'm definitely gonna need recaps for the rest of this long ass, wild ass franchise.
That cursed Red Velvet Zimzalabim edit, I can't
TG, Someone else's noticed it too. Stan RedVelvet
Implying that zimzalabim isn't inherently cursed
timestamp?
1:28
like the song itself wasnt already cursed
Oh my god we aren’t going to talk about bestie Alice’s high kick baseball pitch??? Or My Monkey Man™️?????
my monkey man rules the kingdom of my brain
@@raahimas2776 and of course you have the classic “hold on tight spidermonkey” too!! They had such a thing for monkeys 🙈🙈
@@Channotek72 of COURSE
The baseball scene is one of the best film scenes of all time you cannot change my mind
Hearing the music kick in at the beginning of the video SLAYYEED
i love that i didn't know i was clicking on a twilight video
GRANGER YOU DOGGONE EXPLODED MY SANDWICH
Love ur pfp
Not the 'hey beastie' . People at school literally left the cafeteria when I made that joke😭😭
this video had me DYING
the names, the references, the descriptions, just perfect
While it might be a little heavy handed, I appreciate the blue tones and the general aesthetic for this movie. There were some real stylistic choices in the first film, with an attempt at a consistent cinematographic theme which was lost in later movies in the franchise.
Her holding cacti in Arizona as an Arizonan makes me physically, mentally, and emotionally damaged
Mike gives me Charlie without a moustache vibes
Snapped
You telling Emmett to sit down had me literally spitting out my drink in laughter, and I'm ok with it. XD
0:44
Why did I think my phone was ringing🤦🏼♀️
Mike has such Tired History Teacher vibes and I'm living for it.
„Who is it other than chief doctor daddy“ Sis I -
Cant believe you didn’t use that Tiffany Pollard scene when Bella’s scent hits Edward
“shining diamond girlboss” is now my preferred way of addressing edward
8:25 this image without the blue tint makes me uncomfortable
When micycle microphone uploads it’s a fantastic day
I'VE BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE
TURN IT UP
@@mirunaburduja5310 thank you for your support xo
YESSSS
the way i automatically thought of ‘turn it up!’ next ... big brain tingz 😌✨
@@niamhkeating7783 the way I was about to comment the same thing when I saw the notif😭😭
I’ve rewatched this so many times thank you for this
6:20 I believe it’s called a greenhouse mike
1:19 “it’s giving Luigi”
I’m dead💀
the way that I’m so uneducated regarding twilight that I watched this whole video and was like??? where was Jacob???
no because where is he
She doesn’t really know Jacob till the second movie when he has a glow up
He’s barely in the first film
I love watching someone explain the plot of a movie to a bunch of people that have most definitely all already seen said movie.
thank you so much for posting this - this is literally how my thought process is explaining anything omg
"Ethereal elven girlboss"
I never expect such words combo....
The title... that song... this vid is already iconic
i love LOVE LOVE,,, your editing and content today 😌💗
she came in and she had the *whoosh* *whoosh* hair, she’s the best, the rest can choke xo ✨
I watch you instead of going to therapy 😞☺️😍🥰😎😌💅🏻
Why not do ✨both✨
@Depressed Gay Wizard nvm mikes mic is the better alternative
Omg we literally fought at school over team Edward or team Jacob. I was team Edward, he was low key kinda kinky wanting to bite Bella and stuff.
Attempted murder is my kink. 🤐
Right ? Cut me to pieces and call me baby ✨🥰🦋
Cut my cake into pieces, this is my last dessert 😤🍰
You confused kinky with cannibal 😂😂
just checking in how’s your mental health doing these days babe?
everything from 8:08 - 8:25 KILLS me 😭 “he was d-wording from the F-L-U in 1918 and the. the Dr Zaddy Cullen was *hiss* and turned him into the diamond girl boss”
i’m loving these new videos, keep them coming bestie