He drove the Lexus with me in a 6h Imola endurance race! You wouldn't guess but he was complaining about the Lexus the whole time! (Still better than the other option: me driving the Porsche and constantly crashing)
I was Hef's victim in T2. Btw she rearended me in the last two races. 😂 It seems she doesn't like our livery with the smiling horse on the sides. Now everyone knows why she has writen "braking bad" on the back of her car. 🫣
Heff gets more kills in a racing game than what I do on a warzone game
she definitely has a good K/D
“fucking hell” was added to my frequently used sentence because of you guys… it’s oddly satisfying to say when u need it
oh aye its a classic
Boutta call myself Q. Cumber
Bro absolutely cooked with this
Sam the entire race: THE PORSCHE SUCKS
Balazs: Drive the lexus
Sam: NO >:(
I think Sam likes being sad sometimes
He drove the Lexus with me in a 6h Imola endurance race! You wouldn't guess but he was complaining about the Lexus the whole time! (Still better than the other option: me driving the Porsche and constantly crashing)
Porsche Stockholm syndrome. It's a lovely car
I too have suffered the RBR queens brutality, while battling for the lead in a DD
I beat her in karting though, this matters more
3:52 My story is that Sam killed everyone. He even admits making it 3 wide and he still blames me, the middle guy in the SAMdwhich!!! Blasphemy!
10:19 SEE! He killed Hef as well. Whose story do you believe now?
there's a reason he's called dirty mcarty
@@SimQuips Exactly!
i feel like your videos are great to watch when i get home drunk at 4 am and dont know what too watch
15:10 I won't deny I have my "moments"
We like intermediate Davies, he spent the time trying to make me faster in the Beemer.
He’s also the Track Titan Deejay
God bless intermediate Davies. May he someday evolve into good Davies.
his final form
Hef is my spirt animal 😂
I will forever now be known as Fast Davies!!!! 🤣
i think Jast and Medium Davies might be easier for newer viewers xD
can you upload in 60fps with 1440p?
i still don't know hef's name ingame
H Martin
@@SimQuips thank you
Like!
Nobody drunk? Wheres balash or how you write that
Sweat and piss are basically the same thing btw, which is why people tend to pee less in the summer than the winter.
they don't taste the same
@@SimQuips I wouldn't know anyways, never tried it.
I was Hef's victim in T2. Btw she rearended me in the last two races. 😂 It seems she doesn't like our livery with the smiling horse on the sides. Now everyone knows why she has writen "braking bad" on the back of her car. 🫣
Hey dont make me look dirty! I didnt kill you in the Spa race, it was the cars in front who crashed. :D
@@heffeff You are the content we didn't know we needed but we deserve
@@heffeff nobody wants to make you looks dirty. Without you (and some of your actions) the content many times will not be so fun to watch. 🫂