Those explosive tipped hollow-point bullets are pretty scary. Also laser sites. I don't know what they do, but they need to be banned because we shouldn't have access to lasers.
I loved the part about them being weapons of mass destruction while simultaneously being completely useless against a tyrannical government anyway. Anti-gun logic is priceless.
@@46sn29 The interesting thing about them saying they're completely useless against a tyrannical government should immediately be agreed with by gun activists to make the case for access to tanks and Apache helicopters. Need to be able to even the odds a bit.
I was confused by how the mean scary black gun was compared to the weight of many boxes. Then they show the news clip (or is it news 30 capacity clip 🤔) of the Lady saying it. LMAO, I had not seen or heard that bit of wisdom shared with the uneducated public before.
@@HebrewHammerArmsCo (American born and raised) My Aussie brethren, you absolutely have my compassion and empathy..... But if we're being honest, the truth is that those people are actually pretty genius. It worked didn't it? All said and done, globalists are 100% evil and their agenda is in no way good for 99.997% of living humans in my opinion(appx. the same number at risk of cancelled life subscription due to daRona), but it's specifically troubling for free thinking, law abiding, freedom loving, non-livestock citizens. (Insert bald eagle/whatever the most majestic Australian "the bird is the word" screech here) ... But their tactics are obviously incredibly effective at frightening and mobilizing those who lean toward emotion over logic, and are too trustworthy of "power" that claims to have their best interests in mind. All while the subjects simultaneously fear those who interact with and exist around them every waking moment, as in normal everyday people who just want of the ability to live life and be able to protect themselves, their loved ones, and their communities, while providing the same opportunity to future generations. Sorry 😔 if it wasn't already obvious I've had a couple drinks and tend to spew from my mind(+fingers in this case) instead of my stomach. I hope things are going as well as they can for you and whoever else reads this, but I pray that we're collectively able to weather this total onslaught of a damn near worldwide sociopolitical hurricane and return focus to what actually matters in this incredibly brief life.
I'm a gunsmith (no relation to Will Smith) and I appreciate the massive amount of research that you must have done to produce such an educational no malarkey presentation. Great job
@@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 Nah brah.... Magically building a wall on someone's head should be way more dangerous than Mini Gatlinburg .500 with razorfangs and gamma ray optics...
What was that sharp looking object that was taped to the barrel of that small gun on the table ? It looked like some sort of safety device that could be used to stop the bullets from coming out of the gun .
As retired law enforcement, after reviewing the facts put forth here, I cut my death machines up with a chop saw and donated the scrap steel to a local children's charity and requested the money be used for gender reassignment surgery for those children who have decided the other gender has better toys, and therefore a sex change is in order. Hopefully this satisfies our future president... AOC... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 That one made me literally laugh out loud. So did the 9mm handgun one! Anti-gun politicians are so flipping dense, it's hilarious and pathetic at the same time! And the folks who vote for them are dumber than a bag of hammers! 😂
I would sell my gun to the government but there's 2 problems. First, in the Soviet State of New Jersey it's hard to legally get a gun, so why should I go through all the work to get a gun just to sell it to the government? Secondly, I ran a background check on the government and they have a history of poor decisions. They didn't pass.
@@kennethlee3523 rich people and brain washed should not be in the same sentence. If you're rich you're either a free thinker or brainwashing others, but not brainwashed
again another example of someone dying because of guns.. This time by the mind control powers of the AR Asssult Automatic rifle that cause him to laugh till death. But of course the Gun nut Americans won't even take this seriously and still permit the use of scary and very dangerous military assault weapons
I have been a 2A absolutist for many, many years. I have now realized the error or my ways. I have hired a local law enforcement dive team to recover the firearms I lost in a freak boating accident in hopes of atoning (in some small, albeit insignificant, way) for my part in the carnage perpetrated since the inception of the firearm. You have done this world a great service with this PSA. Thank you kind gentle-beings!
@@Ambera3407at least you all still got them. We can't even buy them in WA anymore thanks to our shit politicians banning them explicitly by name a year or two ago along with a multitude of other firearms. Hopefully it will be overturned soon (and existing ones are grandfathered in, but cannot be transferred except if inheriting them upon someone's death)
Showing the actual clip of those politicians saying those words really elevated this. It's such an important point that these were their actual words and not written by someone trying to strawman them.
"30 magazine clips." This was actually said. "As heavy as 10 boxes that you carry if you were moving." This was also said. And much more. Incompetent people with absolutely no idea what they're talking about trying to impose their will over people who do. The answer has always been, and shall remain, "Come and take them."
On that boxes comment. I have always wondered. Do people really think that the heavier the gun, the more deadly? I am in the market for a new AR and I want something light that I can easily carry and manipulate. Shocking the outrage over something they know nothing about.
What's even worse, is the people looking to legislate weapons out of your hands have security details with access to far deadlier, far more nefarious weaponry. It's like trying to ban someone from owning a pea-shooter, while having a nuke in your back pocket.
The scary thing is that learning the actual facts isn't that hard, and yet these people are in the government trying to figure out something as complicated the budget for a city, state, or even the country. What about all the other more complicated issues politicians have to deal with? What else are they getting wrong? If this is an indicator, then I'm guessing that they are getting most of it wrong.
Personkind..? PerSON?! Daughters are humans too, you sexists! Obviously, we should all now refer to our species as "everybodykind" or "alltogetherkind". It's the only way to be truly inclusive :) Although... not everyone have a full body... and even those that do may identify as a disembodied spirit or god... Alltogetherkind it is. All together, now! :D
A British libertarian here: I've never seen or touched a gun in my life. Only violent gangs have guns over here. It's amazing that our regular police are not allowed to carry guns but criminal gangs can get hold of guns whenever they want. Anyway, don't let your tyrants take your guns like they managed to do throughout the rest of the Anglosphere.
The UK police forces have what I believe are called Armed Response Teams ... oh wait, you did say only violent gangs, those were already included, my bad, carry on.
Wait, even your COPS dont have guns? What do they fight crime with, sticks and harsh language? OI DERE CUNTY AH'MA ARREST YAH SO'S DONT MAKES ME BEATSTICK YER YAP IN WIT' ME BEATSTICK!
It is so scary to think, that when cainn killed Abel, he used a fully semi automatic assault rifle 15 to blow the lungs and head clean away from his body. Or that the Spartans, arguably the bloodiest warriors to have existed in their time period, used machine guns and heavy artillery to wipe away innocent people
@@davedavid7061 the only reason america gained independence is because france and the netherlands blockaded britain so they couldnt send their navy or troops, if it was literally just americans you would have lost, which only furthers the point that just with small arms, even then, you can't do anything against an organized opposing force
@@fuckoff4705 LOL LOL LOL. You cant honestly be serious.... I will say you made solid points, right up to your conclusion. HOWEVER! Even a cursory look at modern military history will tell you just how wrong you are. The equivalent of small arms and a determined population have always beat a better equipped and standing army of invaders. Take a look at the US army's ultimate defeats in Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, etc etc. Unless you are willing to resort to outright genocide, its a never ending slog. Assuming the US colonies were half as determined, the revolutionary war would have never ended until Britain's eventual defeat. Even if the UK's enemies hadnt cooperated at the earlier stages, they would have eventually taken independent action after they started to weaken from a protracted war. Such a large scale rebellion across the Atlantic was always a losing game for the Crown, and I'd say they can in fact be applauded for folding their hand when they did.
I know... in my latest video I acknowledge that even though I'm a veteran I don't know as much about firearms as the soft hands pencil pushing politicians because "I'm not a politician"... check it out for a chuckle.
@@barrontrump3943... "cringe" from a child who has a video about begging for pictures of boobies... crawl back into mommy's basement if the world scares you, but I won't.
As a retired Marine, I thought I knew a little something about "weapons of war". Boy, do I feel like a dummy now. All those years of training and to find out it was all B.S. I'm glad this clip steered me in the right direction.
@@MrCantStopTheRobot Yes, I came here to say this. Use cli* instead; the ambiguity provides a certain levity that may offset the inherent trauma inflicted by using the actual word.
The founding killers used fully semi automatic flintlock muskets against the poor British who only had muzzle loaders,a heinous war crime against humanity...
@@PALACIO254 Yea, you wiill see guns will create more chaos and deaths when gov collapses or power grid is ordered to shut down and your Teslas remote disabled..
If someone denies that an armed population is harder to oppress, I feel like they would just as much deny that a woman is an adult human female if it were politically correct to do so. And I'm not even American. And they do.
You know that isn't true,we don't need F-16 to blow them out of the sky, we can build radar, we can build flak cannons and we can build surface to air missles, it's not all that hard to make a big boom! When they take away guns, everyone will just build bombs, good luck shooting back at that!
some guy somewhere : Guns are very dangerous kids they are dangerous not just for the people being shot but for the person shooting : proceeds to take 38. cal deer hunting rifle holds away from shoulder places near eye pulls the trigger and gets him self a black eye kills his dog and acts like the gun killed his pet and gave him a black eye.
The crazy thing is that this is not satire. This is literally what the gun grabber politicians and activists believe. They were quoted directly throughout the video.
@@landonor1 I don't know. I think Bacerra and Jackson really are stupid enough to believe what they said, and arrogant enough to not care when their obviously stupid comments were pointed out to them.
Im in the UK so we've seen this on the BBC already. I know someone who went to America once and saw a gun in a shop there, ten years later his dog died for no reason. Its obvious to the people who know.
I am from uk( I am welsh) and I view the occasional mass shooting as just part of american way of life like the english have cricket and afternoon tea .
I have been a firearms enthusiast my whole life. How did I never learn about these important facts? The .50cal rounds where I live don't fit in my AR, I think my Mom put my AR in the wash and shrunk it. It works with .223 which looks like a bigger number than 50, so it must be even more dangerous now. All those anger management classes I put my black rifles in are seemingly wasted efforts.
I wonder what dangerous gangs use to kill one another.. if only dangerous gang members were not legally able to possess firearms, especially in places like California or New York.
Thank you so much for making a video about the dangers of guns! Just last week one of my coworkers were shot dead by one of those double barrel extended magazine clip.
The most definitive description of an AR. "It's as heavy as 10 boxes that you might move." Who can argue with such precise scientific qualifications such as that? A clear indication of the brutal sophisticated weaponry that 10 boxes have become in our society today.
Hey!! That was shiela jackson-lee, whose superior knowledge informed us the fallacy of believing in a 400 yr old Constitution...don't be questioning her unrivaled intelligence...unless you're in 5th grade, which means you're smarter than her...
That's one of the funniest things I've watched in awhile. Good one brother. I was getting a little upset at the beginning, but once I caught on I enjoyed it.
The worst thing about these murder sticks is that they sneak into you house! I've got 7 of them squatting at my house and I'm too scared to ask them to leave.
You better have the local SWAT team come and confiscate them before they get up, undo the locks, load and rack themselves and then go murder people all on their own with those deadly assault bullets :(((
I was mostly holding it together until "magic white man firesticks" - and I exploded in laughter, literally cried. This is the best video I've ever seen. Thank you so much for the well needed laugh.
@@kayceeyou one of its favorite features is its lightweight. But does Sheila Jackson Lee lift anything but her coke straw? I can see how it would be heavy for her.
I don't think it's necessary to know every detail about guns. It would be much more helpful to look at working solutions in other countries. That applies to most issues, though. There are countries that are so safe that not even the police carry guns (like Norway) while others have high gun ownership but low crime rate (e.g. Switzerland).
@@MagoLP I think the farce put on by people who claim to know what they want to ban without actually banning anything that can seriously cause serious harm, or by banning stuff that is similar to stuff that they aren't banning, shows the level of competence in politicians. This is a purely meta argument, and the entire argument that you're ignoring is meta. We can talk all we want to about how other countries don't carry guns, but you still won't get gunless crime or activity without some magical way of removing ALL of them from EVERYONE in America, which is why direct comparisons to other countries won't work. And no, if you live in a place where the same crime of California and New York City aren't happening on the same scale and consequence, then you really don't have a say on what kind of weapons we are allowed to have when we need to actually defend ourselves. You can't even compare to other countries. You might live in a homogeneous environment (or even if you don't, those places surely are very homogeneous), and therefore they have a homogeneous culture and way of life, so there is rarely any conflict to the level we have in major cities in America. You can even see during the lockdowns that the rate of gun ownership in the United States has increased dramatically. So to quote Beta O'Rourke, "hell yeah I'm going to gatekeep you out of this argument!"
@@redwall1521 Well, yes, the US is different. But you people aren't even trying to find a solution. There are a lot of factors that contribute to high crime rates, you need to address all of them, not just guns. But it seems to only get worse, not better.
I just noticed that his supposed "9 mm handgun" at 0:48 appears to be a 1911 of some sort (though it could be a hi-power but I'm fairly confident) meaning it's not even a 9 mil, it's .45
1911s come in all kinds of chamberings. In the US 9mm and .45 are most common but almost every Colt below the border is in .38 Super due to their restrictions.
I don't think that the politicians are really that clueless. They are, however, counting on the voting public to be that clueless. It's far more nefarious.
@David Brown Sheila Jackson Lee is - she once literally asked a NASA official if the Mars Pathfinder ever came across the flag that Neil Armstrong planted.
Well the image of the pretty young lady stroking a docile calf had me convinced all life lived in harmony before magic white man firesticks, I don't know what your problem is!
Two "college" kids came to the door selling magazines. I told them I have no guns, so I don't need any high capacity magazines. The look they gave me was beyond frightening, almost scary!
That's a smart way to find out which robbery targets are the easiest. Congratulations, you just let two potential threats know that you're unarmed and ready to be violated.
Epic. Pretty sure that would not be something someone who is truely anti-gun would joke about, so it may leave them uncertain whether you actually have guns or not. Well played.
@@phydeux Not smart either way. The best way to use a gun (for your own safety) is to be in a situation where you don't have to use it. Inviting people to fuck around and find out is just doing the same to yourself.
@@williamjeffersonclinton69 Nobody needs a MAGA hat launcher to hunt!! MAGA hat launchers are used by white supremacists to empty 30 magazine clips on innocent bi-pocs, infecting them with overwhelming patriotism. We are only developed nation that has these types of tragedies on a regular basis!
There is a YT channel called New Zealand Family. The family recently returned from a week long vacation in America and released a video detailing their experiences. One huge surprise for them was that in their multi-state tour, they came across ZERO Americans carrying a gun! They had expected to see guns everywhere, based upon worldwide news reports. They did mention that they saw police with guns.
The power of concealed carry is the element of surprise. The general permitted civilian prioritizes safety and self preservation. They are rarely the aggressor or the assailant. In my opinion, open carry (firearm carried is clearly visible) increases the chances of becoming a target that has the capability of resistance to the criminal. The majority of American gun owners abide with local and state laws. They are required to pass both a state and federal background check and a permit is granted by the county sheriff’s office when training and education requirements are met. It is a federal punishment to sell a firearm to a known felon and subject to heavy fines and 10 year prison sentence. Criminals do not obey the same laws and they have no desire to play by the rules. It’s my personal responsibility to protect my family and country from all threats both foreign and domestic. The weapons and tools I believe are necessary to ensure the success of this duty is my business and not the governments. Many of the firearms owned by American civilians are also sportsmen and hunters who are required to complete a firearms safety course before they can legally purchase a game tag. There are more deer hunters in the Midwest than in the combination of all military branches. A majority of the armed forces are passionate about the perseveration of the nation and the rights and liberties of its people. The same applies to law enforcement officers. So in the event of governmental overreach and the complete infringement of our constitutional rights, we the people are the majority power and party. A massive amount of military personnel and law enforcement will not enforce unconstitutional laws and likely resign from duty to aide the attempt to combat a tyrannical regime. I know which “team” I play for and it’s the side with the most firearms and weapons. The opposition that remains is the government who is ultimately incompetent in every affair they participate in and the anti gun individuals who are defenseless and are harmed by words that are labeled as “violence”. So I ask who is willing to go door to door and demand that they surrender their firearms? The government, the general public, the reduced military members and law enforcement perhaps? They know the danger of such an obligation and I estimate they would be very hesitant in this pursuit. The American people have majority rule and they remain loyal to the constitution and the enjoyment of personal freedom and individual liberty. The only way the government has a chance to win the issue is by passing legislation to threaten American citizens and making them fearful of criminal prosecution. The American spirit is the responsibility of the people to protect the country from infringement of government and the preservation of everyone’s rights, regardless of individual opinions or beliefs. The majority of Americans are not represented in the media and they treat their neighbors and fellow countrymen with respect and dignity.
@@humanperson3779yeah, but with a little modification, 1911 can use 9mm but it’s just wayyy too painful to hear him saying that it’s 9mm instead of 45. ACP
Thank you for educating those of us who were even considering of playing around with a 50 cal ar-15. I don't think im strong enough to pick one up anyhow.
They now sell turret mounted 50 cal AR 15 fire sticks for your car, then you won’t have to carry it. There is no trigger on it so it just shoots by itself whenever it feels the need. I saw one on the internet so it must be true.
I had a liberal friend tell me once that his idol, John F. Kennedy would still be alive if guns had been outlawed, and hence Oswald could only have come charging at him with a knife.
@@johnh.tuomala4379 well we all know, knives are nonexistent and are illusions created by Trump, who has gaslit us into thinking they’ve existed for quite some time Only guns kill people And Covid Of course
This video set off every single one of my gun tisems. In other words, it's achieving exactly what it was intended to. The best part is the wrong terminology is used by actual politicians.
Wow! These facts ARE frightening! Your knowledge is so convincing because you’re using words like “thingy.” Without doing any of my own research Im going to share this with everyone I know and encourage them to spread the word too. Thanks, Babylon Bee!
I almost closed this out at the beginning when "there was peace, until firearms were created".. then figured there's no way someone would be that naive/ignorant and "the onion" and other great sites came to mind and I hung in there.. Glad I did, this was hilarious. Thank you. "this is a 9mm handgun, though I measured it and it's much bigger than that". Yes, to all of this. :)
I also appreciate receiving legitimate information about firearm weapons and gun rifles so that I can be aware of how destructive they could be when they automatically shoot people. I hope to share this at my next book club so that everyone will be equally well informed.
my eyes are opened, how is it people don't sue for the false advertising of the 9mm being longer than that? like how is it supposed to fit in my apartment?
@@Touay., the Left only wants their Commissars to have guns... they can say hello to my little friend. You can see it in my last post from the Outpost.
Guy left his CA compliant AR with no label so he doesn't have to admit it. "It's ok... We'll wait till end of day when no one's looking and then let you pick it up" 🤣🤣🤣
“If guns hadn’t been invented, Lincoln would still be alive today.” It’s true. We could’ve celebrated his 213th birthday this year but guns ruined that possibility.
@@randysretired2020 of course as a democrat. didnt you know the partys switched when the democratic partys history became, shall we say "inconvenient"?
The other sad thing is that only gun owners or people that are educated about firearms actually understood the nonsense behind this… all other folks were probably shocked for real🤦🏻♂️
I have always considered myself to be pro 2A, but this video has touched me. I long for a more peaceful and simpler time. Back when we bashed heads in with rocks and stuck each other with pointy sticks. Good times. Now I realize the error of my way’s. It’s too late for me.
Like a lot of people I thought that school shootings were something that were a product of late (relatively speaking of course), then one day I Google'd "History of school shootings in America". They actually go back to the 1700's with some pretty bad one's even happening before WW2, I was thoroughly shocked when I read the list.
After a lifetime around firearms, I just never knew how dangerous they were until our honest and knowledgeable elected officials told me! I didn't know that firearms could aim AND fire themselves! I feel so dumb now.
i didnt know that aiming was not true! ill always hipfire my fully semi automatic assault rail death weapon equipped with a supressing flash hider and lightsaber bayonet lug, ooh and the deadly scoped red dot iron sights XD
The reaction to recoil he displays is hilarious. And I love how you can see the hand behind him tossing the MAGA hats. And the Alec Baldwin line. One of Babylon Bee's best efforts.
Hilarious! That reminds of the time, five or ten years ago now, when a reporter up north somewhere, doing a story on the gun control debate, decided to do some actual research, so he went down to a gun range and fired a few rounds out of an AR-15. He then went home and blogged about how traumatized this experience left him and how he felt like he had PTSD. This brought a wave of harsh criticism and mockery. People with real PTSD, like combat veterans, took him to task for likening his situation to theirs. Other people just pointed out what an utter wuss he was. I remember somebody posting a picture of his twelve year old daughter firing a much larger weapon, maybe a shotgun, and obviously having great fun doing it. The guy had to delete his blog.
As a vet I would love to bitch slap that "man" until he was forced to pick himself and something else up to defend himself... look at my latest video to see what's probably too heavy for him to lift because it ways even more than "10 boxes"...
This was truly eye opening. For years I have just been haphazardly shooting paper targets, without so much as thinking, these papers have families waiting for them to come home from work. But they won't be coming home, not until we quit thinking of them as "targets". I for one, will be turning in all of my firesticks and donating my credits to the victims of the Hindenburg disaster.
Even biden and alot of pro gun control gov members seem pretty clueless about guns, dispite having armed guards like all the time. I geuss they dont even bother asking anyone with a gun about guns, they just make up lies to try to scare the public.
Its done on purpose to gaslight the public. Don't excuse their malice under the guise of perceived ignorance; they want to deny you your Natural Rights.
The collection of weapons looked much like my own. Up until that dreadful day. I went canoeing with my weapons. Simply to be prepared for any arising circumstances. I capsized and lost all my weapons and ammo. Oh the horrible memories of that day. 😢
I once was in a room with an AR-15 when it was shot at a target. I wasn't hit by the bullet, but the evilness of the gun hit me with enough force to stop my heart from beating for literally forever. True story.
Wow...If such a negligible amount of evilness from a neutral object causes that much bodily trauma, I'd suggest you stay the hell away from any room full of Democratic politicians.
Wait a second, people really believe we never had wars before firearms? Really? I mean I've always felt fairly certain that there weren't any mass shootings before firearms, but never would have guessed there were so many people who didn't think there were wars before then. Maybe I haven't met enough people.
What else is as scary as a fully-semi automatic ghost gun with a 30-magazine clip?
Kamala Harris' laugh.
Lori Lightfoot's face.
Kamala becoming president
Those explosive tipped hollow-point bullets are pretty scary. Also laser sites. I don't know what they do, but they need to be banned because we shouldn't have access to lasers.
Like 11 on the volume knob a 31 capacity magazine.
It's kinda crazy once you realize the funniest bits in this sketch were actual quotes used by politicians to describe firearms.
So funny my lost rights forgot to laugh😅
I loved the part about them being weapons of mass destruction while simultaneously being completely useless against a tyrannical government anyway. Anti-gun logic is priceless.
IQ of zero. Standard requirement of modern politicians, although a few smart ones slip through the screening process
@@46sn29 The interesting thing about them saying they're completely useless against a tyrannical government should immediately be agreed with by gun activists to make the case for access to tanks and Apache helicopters. Need to be able to even the odds a bit.
That would be liberal politicians.
I laughed until I remembered that there are people that genuinely believe these things to be true. Then I became very sad
I was confused by how the mean scary black gun was compared to the weight of many boxes. Then they show the news clip (or is it news 30 capacity clip 🤔) of the Lady saying it. LMAO, I had not seen or heard that bit of wisdom shared with the uneducated public before.
And one of the idiots who believes the lies is the demented goofball who thinks he is President.
For the first 15 seconds I was trying to figure out if this was satire or not
All of the Bee’s satire becomes reality.
Agree
I'm so mad that I was robbed of my chance to meet Abraham Lincoln
Poor Abe would hate our era. Plus he would be canceled.
I wonder if Amazon would deliver to his Gettysburg address?
Don't blame the gun. It's all the fault of people who invented bullets centuries before the gun showed up.
@@slohmann1572 lmao, you don't know much about Lincoln, do you?
And here I thought Lincoln was killed by an AR14. That Booth guy had nothing to do with it.
Wait, wait, wait... I can get an AR-15 with a chainsaw and a bible attachment? TAKE MY MONEY!
Did you see the pocket pistol with the BAYONET attached to it?? I WANT ONE !!
You mean the assault gun pistol 52? Yeah especially because it has a magazine launcher and 2.00 bullet magazines
Panacea X makes a Chainsaw Bayonet.
The Bible-attachment would indeed be great 😂
Don’t forget the maga hat attachment to invoke fear and possibly death to anything it sees
It's amazing that you can create such great satire simply by using the actual words spoken by elected officials! Kind of terrifying, too.
I upvoted and almost didn't even notice you were Mark Serbu. Wasn't expecting that.
Mark can testify that these evil guns aim to murder us without any human interaction.
They must be stopped.
It's a sad realization that the imbeciles elected by imbeciles are such a caricature that no extra embellishments are required.
Oh Mark, You think your countries elected officials are morons when it comes to firearms.... Aussies, well hold my beer...
@@HebrewHammerArmsCo (American born and raised)
My Aussie brethren, you absolutely have my compassion and empathy.....
But if we're being honest, the truth is that those people are actually pretty genius.
It worked didn't it? All said and done, globalists are 100% evil and their agenda is in no way good for 99.997% of living humans in my opinion(appx. the same number at risk of cancelled life subscription due to daRona), but it's specifically troubling for free thinking, law abiding, freedom loving, non-livestock citizens.
(Insert bald eagle/whatever the most majestic Australian "the bird is the word" screech here)
... But their tactics are obviously incredibly effective at frightening and mobilizing those who lean toward emotion over logic, and are too trustworthy of "power" that claims to have their best interests in mind. All while the subjects simultaneously fear those who interact with and exist around them every waking moment, as in normal everyday people who just want of the ability to live life and be able to protect themselves, their loved ones, and their communities, while providing the same opportunity to future generations.
Sorry 😔 if it wasn't already obvious I've had a couple drinks and tend to spew from my mind(+fingers in this case) instead of my stomach.
I hope things are going as well as they can for you and whoever else reads this, but I pray that we're collectively able to weather this total onslaught of a damn near worldwide sociopolitical hurricane and return focus to what actually matters in this incredibly brief life.
I'm a gunsmith (no relation to Will Smith) and I appreciate the massive amount of research that you must have done to produce such an educational no malarkey presentation. Great job
Best!!
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@@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 Nah brah.... Magically building a wall on someone's head should be way more dangerous than Mini Gatlinburg .500 with razorfangs and gamma ray optics...
@@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890 sorry, what I meant to say is fortnot is gay... But we're not allowed to say gay anymore.
@@jeffpatrick1864 Yes, we are. But I'd rather not. Let's call it what they should be called instead: perverted.
As a responsible person and a veteran I was fine with guns until I learned all these new scary words for them...
As a responsible person (... at least with firearms and vehicles) my latest vid confronts this issue.
What was that sharp looking object that was taped to the barrel of that small gun on the table ? It looked like some sort of safety device that could be used to stop the bullets from coming out of the gun .
@@thomaslanham3863 it was cruise missile launch rail, ghost modified for chemical only WMDs.
'As uh muh special'
As retired law enforcement, after reviewing the facts put forth here, I cut my death machines up with a chop saw and donated the scrap steel to a local children's charity and requested the money be used for gender reassignment surgery for those children who have decided the other gender has better toys, and therefore a sex change is in order. Hopefully this satisfies our future president... AOC...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Friends don't let friends buy magic white man fire sticks.
😂 That one made me literally laugh out loud. So did the 9mm handgun one! Anti-gun politicians are so flipping dense, it's hilarious and pathetic at the same time! And the folks who vote for them are dumber than a bag of hammers! 😂
Did someone actually say that?
I would sell my gun to the government but there's 2 problems.
First, in the Soviet State of New Jersey it's hard to legally get a gun, so why should I go through all the work to get a gun just to sell it to the government?
Secondly, I ran a background check on the government and they have a history of poor decisions. They didn't pass.
Yeah it's about time to run a background check on the ATF and their "totally-not-a-gun-registry" they've been piling up
STOP Art! yer Killing me! I'm peeing my pants after that one.
California has a straight up gun registry. :(
Try 3d printed guns they're sturdier than you think
LOL I'd say you're right on target
Guaranteed someone will watch and think to themselves “I knew it!” And take it 100% seriously.
That would be the brain washed and untrained rich people ,etc
Well The Babylon Bee is known for spreading disinformation. Or is it misinformation? Or misdidinformation?
Cisinformation?
Biden voting Liberals!
@@kennethlee3523 rich people and brain washed should not be in the same sentence. If you're rich you're either a free thinker or brainwashing others, but not brainwashed
There’s a name for them, MSDNC viewers
I can actually imagine some politican showing this as a factual docunentary.
didn't Newsom just do that?...
I’m sure Maxine’s crack staff will use this as proof of her assertion!
I hope they do
Dear Heavenly Father, please let that happen.
You bet!!! Send to Kamala and she will 😂 they are all morons
You had me at "Deadly Scoped Semi Auto Revolver with Extended Mag Clip"
“If guns hadn’t been invented, Lincoln would still be alive today.”
I died laughing 😂
I'm sorry you died.
You must have died laughing because of fire arms. Rest In Peace.
another senseless victim of gun violence...lol
So did I.
again another example of someone dying because of guns.. This time by the mind control powers of the AR Asssult Automatic rifle that cause him to laugh till death. But of course the Gun nut Americans won't even take this seriously and still permit the use of scary and very dangerous military assault weapons
Holy cow this was hilarious "Humanity lived in peace without any murder or violence at all...then firearms (guns) were invented."
Long ago the 7 continents lived together in harmony...then everything changed when the Firearms attacked...
yeah, we literally went from killing eachother with swords and bows to killing eachother with crappy blunderbusses.
aka not much changed lol
Looks like someone never heard of the Sengoku Jidai
I'm proud to announce that I was the 200th thumbs-up on this one. 👍
its true.
My father was a ww2 veteran and he used to say the deadliest part of a gun was the person holding it.
So true. The deadliest ? A US Marine.
The deadliest weapon is the human brain
@@smokingcrab2290 guns cant work themselves 👍
The deadliest weapon is me after eating a bean and cheese burrito.
i thought that would be the maga hat launcher, given how some pants 💩-ing people absolutely lose their mindballs when they see it
I have been a 2A absolutist for many, many years. I have now realized the error or my ways. I have hired a local law enforcement dive team to recover the firearms I lost in a freak boating accident in hopes of atoning (in some small, albeit insignificant, way) for my part in the carnage perpetrated since the inception of the firearm. You have done this world a great service with this PSA. Thank you kind gentle-beings!
The California legal ar 15 was the saddest thing I’ve ever seen.
Same with the ak
That's what we gun owners in California have to deal with. Except criminals of course, they have whatever gun they want.
@@Ambera3407 that's the thing. You regulate my guns but that random criminal doesn't care about your laws.
That isn’t legal there anymore….
@@Ambera3407at least you all still got them. We can't even buy them in WA anymore thanks to our shit politicians banning them explicitly by name a year or two ago along with a multitude of other firearms.
Hopefully it will be overturned soon (and existing ones are grandfathered in, but cannot be transferred except if inheriting them upon someone's death)
Showing the actual clip of those politicians saying those words really elevated this. It's such an important point that these were their actual words and not written by someone trying to strawman them.
Honestly, if the clips hadn't been shown, I'd have assumed that it was some level of strawman.
"30 magazine clips."
This was actually said. "As heavy as 10 boxes that you carry if you were moving." This was also said. And much more. Incompetent people with absolutely no idea what they're talking about trying to impose their will over people who do. The answer has always been, and shall remain, "Come and take them."
On that boxes comment. I have always wondered. Do people really think that the heavier the gun, the more deadly? I am in the market for a new AR and I want something light that I can easily carry and manipulate. Shocking the outrage over something they know nothing about.
What's even worse, is the people looking to legislate weapons out of your hands have security details with access to far deadlier, far more nefarious weaponry.
It's like trying to ban someone from owning a pea-shooter, while having a nuke in your back pocket.
@@tattoofun31548 WWSD 2020 at Brownell's
What sort of boxes does she move? Kleenex?
I wonder why the idea that it was really heavy was at all relevant?
Honestly, this video shook me up... I'm glad you're showing people how dangerous and scary assault firearms are..
Define assault weapon.
Oh wait, there is no feasible definition. These are lies.
A have asked onece an old man " what are you afraid of after all happened to you? " ..He said " of stupidity!"
He nailed this shit, also saying “personkind” instead of mankind. This dude could seriously pass as a politician
The scary thing is that learning the actual facts isn't that hard, and yet these people are in the government trying to figure out something as complicated the budget for a city, state, or even the country. What about all the other more complicated issues politicians have to deal with? What else are they getting wrong? If this is an indicator, then I'm guessing that they are getting most of it wrong.
They get everything wrong
Justin Trudeau quote is
" personkind" he said this because mankind isn't inclusive according to the liberal mind virus
Personkind..? PerSON?! Daughters are humans too, you sexists!
Obviously, we should all now refer to our species as "everybodykind" or "alltogetherkind". It's the only way to be truly inclusive :) Although... not everyone have a full body... and even those that do may identify as a disembodied spirit or god... Alltogetherkind it is. All together, now! :D
@johnfkennedyofficialyt he meant "personunkind"
A British libertarian here: I've never seen or touched a gun in my life. Only violent gangs have guns over here. It's amazing that our regular police are not allowed to carry guns but criminal gangs can get hold of guns whenever they want. Anyway, don't let your tyrants take your guns like they managed to do throughout the rest of the Anglosphere.
The UK police forces have what I believe are called Armed Response Teams ... oh wait, you did say only violent gangs, those were already included, my bad, carry on.
Wait, even your COPS dont have guns? What do they fight crime with, sticks and harsh language? OI DERE CUNTY AH'MA ARREST YAH SO'S DONT MAKES ME BEATSTICK YER YAP IN WIT' ME BEATSTICK!
Thankfully, we've got Supreme Court Justice Dankula to keep an eye on the other two branches.
The British Police only look for crimes on Twitter now, it’s more progressive…
That's why everybody is getting stabbed instead.
It is so scary to think, that when cainn killed Abel, he used a fully semi automatic assault rifle 15 to blow the lungs and head clean away from his body. Or that the Spartans, arguably the bloodiest warriors to have existed in their time period, used machine guns and heavy artillery to wipe away innocent people
👏👏👏.
Thank you for this!
Lmfao or the vikings with there rpg
LOl you should write for the Bee
Or how the germanic tribes destroyed rome using the very terrible ak 47
and don't forget how the Romans used MAGA hat launcher trebuchets. Pure evil !
You could tell me that this is the current ATF director and it'd be 100% believable
"They are weapons or war, but they are useless against tyrannical governments anyway" Brilliant!
I seem to recall some guys with muskets defeated the biggest military in the world
@@davedavid7061 They also had cannons.
@@davedavid7061 the only reason america gained independence is because france and the netherlands blockaded britain so they couldnt send their navy or troops, if it was literally just americans you would have lost, which only furthers the point that just with small arms, even then, you can't do anything against an organized opposing force
@@fuckoff4705 LOL LOL LOL. You cant honestly be serious.... I will say you made solid points, right up to your conclusion. HOWEVER! Even a cursory look at modern military history will tell you just how wrong you are. The equivalent of small arms and a determined population have always beat a better equipped and standing army of invaders. Take a look at the US army's ultimate defeats in Iraq, Afghanistan, Vietnam, etc etc. Unless you are willing to resort to outright genocide, its a never ending slog.
Assuming the US colonies were half as determined, the revolutionary war would have never ended until Britain's eventual defeat. Even if the UK's enemies hadnt cooperated at the earlier stages, they would have eventually taken independent action after they started to weaken from a protracted war. Such a large scale rebellion across the Atlantic was always a losing game for the Crown, and I'd say they can in fact be applauded for folding their hand when they did.
@@fuckoff4705 The poor Germans always get left out literally a whole street was called after a general for his help
“This is the antenna, which receives orders from Nazi Germany…” gets me every time xD
The antenna Is called maga idiot,and It generally recieves orders from nazi russia,the main problem Is making sure It doesn't get attached to the gun.
I love how awkwardly his hands are hovering around the rifle as he explains.
If only our ancestors could perform acts of violence without guns(I don't know how, I'm not a biologist), we wouldn't be in the mess we are today.
I know... in my latest video I acknowledge that even though I'm a veteran I don't know as much about firearms as the soft hands pencil pushing politicians because "I'm not a politician"... check it out for a chuckle.
@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 cringe dude. Try opsec brother. You are easy prey if you have a big mouth about your background.
It’s 2022, you can be a biologist if you think you are.
@@barrontrump3943... "cringe" from a child who has a video about begging for pictures of boobies... crawl back into mommy's basement if the world scares you, but I won't.
@@aaronpinkham4196 I identify as an Intergalactic Rocket Scientist every other weekend.
This Video has an amazing therapeutic function.From time to time need to watch it again. Its just amazing!
"This is the antenna which receives orders from Nazi germany" literally had me laughing out loud.
As a german, i can confirm this
@@f.s.1400 Lmao
That and the MAGA hat launcher made it worth watching
"As heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving" I was wondering where that joke was going, and then I heard the quote and lost my shit.
It's nothing to joke about... I'm sure furher will pay u a visit personally 😒... 🤣🤣🤣
As a retired Marine, I thought I knew a little something about "weapons of war". Boy, do I feel like a dummy now. All those years of training and to find out it was all B.S. I'm glad this clip steered me in the right direction.
This wasn't a clip. That's too centrist. It was a MAGAzine.
@@SpecialJay I'm going to pinstripe all my magazines with this . . . in red.
Please be careful where you use the four-letter c-word.
If you must use it, at least censor it like: "cl*p" or "cli*"
@@MrCantStopTheRobot Yes, I came here to say this. Use cli* instead; the ambiguity provides a certain levity that may offset the inherent trauma inflicted by using the actual word.
@@MrCantStopTheRobot What's so bad about clit?
I remember moving 9 boxes once, and thinking “wow.. I’m glad this isn’t as heavy as an AR15”.
Just imagine who is spoonfeeding these politicians this garbage.
Lol
That part killed me. I know an M-16 with no magazine inserted weighs 8.5 pounds.
LOL
@@augustcanyon3438 Fools leading fools.
The founding killers used fully semi automatic flintlock muskets against the poor British who only had muzzle loaders,a heinous war crime against humanity...
The most tragic gun fact that was missed in this otherwise excellent presentation is that before the invention of guns, bullets were completely safe.
🤣
You're wise.
Unless they were loaded into a slingshot.
Before bullets, there were only mullets.
I'M SORRY..BUT YOUR COMMENT HAS " TRIGGERED " ME...
"They are weapons of war, but they are useless against a tyrannical government anyway." I'm stealing that line.
Tyrannical gov allows you to have guns?
Schrodinger's Ar15 too powerful for citizens to own and useless against a tyrannical government.
@@kaywonderer the scary American one does.... chilling stuff
@@PALACIO254 Yea, you wiill see guns will create more chaos and deaths when gov collapses or power grid is ordered to shut down and your Teslas remote disabled..
I remember mitt Romney saying something like that and also Joe Biden. They might be brothers from other mothers.
You forgot about the deadly musket, capable of firing 10,000 rounds per second and with rocket launcher attachment. Truly terrifying.
Yeah but they use the out-dated Davey Crockett accessory Death rails..
Do you mean the deadly assault musket that leaves a smoke screen of poisonous gas to allow the mass murderer to escape?
Its true, you have to put the explosive waste in yourself. Dangerous!
You're right, it IS terrifying......to the ENEMIES of LIBERTY!
The Nock gun?
A Bible attachment for a gun is the most Warhammer 40k thing I've seen today.
"They are weapons of war but they are also useless against tyrannical governments anyway."
OMG that was the line.
that's one of my favorite biden lines to date.
Agreed
If someone denies that an armed population is harder to oppress, I feel like they would just as much deny that a woman is an adult human female if it were politically correct to do so.
And I'm not even American.
And they do.
You know that isn't true,we don't need F-16 to blow them out of the sky, we can build radar, we can build flak cannons and we can build surface to air missles, it's not all that hard to make a big boom! When they take away guns, everyone will just build bombs, good luck shooting back at that!
Ghetto uprisings?What are those?
“I am constantly fearful that alec baldwin may be in the room with me at any moment”🤣🤣🤣
That line was gold, its a legit reason to have fear. Guy is unhinged enough to stage a murder because your doing your job.
Kids, if you keep on with the bad behavior at school, I am inviting Alec Baldwin home for supper and access to my gun collection.
and he might sh...0.o.0t you with a fortnight assult launcher
The fact that some people would actually not be able to understand that this is satire is terrifying.
Mayor Dinkins once gave a 40 minute speech against guns because a young girl was stabbed to death.
@@richardfabacher3705 London ☕️
It just shows how laughably bad the real thing is. Same idiots believe those too
It just shows how laughably bad the real thing is. Same idiots believe those too
@@richardfabacher3705 what, how?
Kyle at 0:25 showing off some of his personal collection
"The deafening roar of a .22mm is in my nightmares" is probably my favorite line in this video
some guy somewhere : Guns are very dangerous kids they are dangerous not just for the people being shot but for the person shooting : proceeds to take 38. cal deer hunting rifle holds away from shoulder places near eye pulls the trigger and gets him self a black eye kills his dog and acts like the gun killed his pet and gave him a black eye.
I’ve shot .22lr without ear protection, it’s akin to a very agressive and lethal bb gun
Same here bro actually had me laughing my ass off
@@TheNuclearDragon You’re joking, right?
@@matthewjones39 what do you mean?
The crazy thing is that this is not satire. This is literally what the gun grabber politicians and activists believe. They were quoted directly throughout the video.
They don’t believe it for a moment. They’re not stupid. They think we are stupid.
@@landonor1 I don't know. I think Bacerra and Jackson really are stupid enough to believe what they said, and arrogant enough to not care when their obviously stupid comments were pointed out to them.
@@landonor1 "never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
@@user-cn6cr1oy1y you’re right. They don’t have an agenda. They’re just stupid.
@@user-cn6cr1oy1y But in this case it is not adequately explained as stupidity So malice is the only appropriate answer
Im in the UK so we've seen this on the BBC already.
I know someone who went to America once and saw a gun in a shop there, ten years later his dog died for no reason.
Its obvious to the people who know.
Hahahaha✌🏻👍🏻
😂
I am from uk( I am welsh) and I view the occasional mass shooting as just part of american way of life like the english have cricket and afternoon tea .
@@marcraygun6290 or just like spending the night in the barn forming intermate relations with sheep like the Welsh often do
@@razakid1993 that's not really true ,only about 70 percent of people I know nave sex with sheep.
"For thousands of years humanity lived in peace" he says LOL Too funny.
How he can say all that with a straight face is amazing. Good job, BB!
I imagine the outtakes were far longer than the actual clip.
@@cascadesouthernmodeltrains7547 Beat me to it. 🥴
@@aniwayassong6183he would get an Oscar for that performance if it wasn't for the Dumocrats .
How many re-takes did it take is my thoughts?
No KIDDING! 😂😂😂
I have been a firearms enthusiast my whole life. How did I never learn about these important facts?
The .50cal rounds where I live don't fit in my AR, I think my Mom put my AR in the wash and shrunk it.
It works with .223 which looks like a bigger number than 50, so it must be even more dangerous now.
All those anger management classes I put my black rifles in are seemingly wasted efforts.
Don’t forget it’s .223 millimeter 😂
That one went through the dryer.
stop or my mom will shoot, moment?
I think those are called African American white man fire sticks now...
You obviously weren't using the magic 30 mag clip.
“Friends don’t let friends get magical white man fire sticks”
That was incredibly funny for some reason
I heard it's an actual quote from Elizabeth Warren.
@@jkm4645 You addressed the Chief with the wrong name. She has adopted the name Chief "Old Beaver".
@@the32712 I believe the exact name is "Chief Crusty Beaver"
I wonder what dangerous gangs use to kill one another.. if only dangerous gang members were not legally able to possess firearms, especially in places like California or New York.
@@tsipher 'in Sweden it is illegal to commit a crime '.lol.
Didn't age well.
Thank you so much for making a video about the dangers of guns! Just last week one of my coworkers were shot dead by one of those double barrel extended magazine clip.
The most definitive description of an AR. "It's as heavy as 10 boxes that you might move." Who can argue with such precise scientific qualifications such as that? A clear indication of the brutal sophisticated weaponry that 10 boxes have become in our society today.
so true😂🤣
this really says alot about the hollow lungs pointed by the octothorpe-grade assault-style AR-47
You funny, man.... :)
Hey!! That was shiela jackson-lee, whose superior knowledge informed us the fallacy of believing in a 400 yr old Constitution...don't be questioning her unrivaled intelligence...unless you're in 5th grade, which means you're smarter than her...
@@tomsmith5216 Your point is correct, but 400 years? Not hardly. Constitution was signed 235 years ago.
Im so disappointed in myself for not finding the Bee sooner. Your comedy is absolute gold.
Don't blame yourself. RUclips tries to hide this type of content.
I just typed the same, but then realize YT never let us see it 😑
Welcome!!! U will be amazed and laugh ur butt off!!! N cry because they are like prophets lol!!!
So you are no longer a humorphobe. Good on you.
Comedy! They are the Main Stream Media! The Exact! Word for Word Talking Points!
The shotgun mic at 2:54 😂😭
Pff, I know right?! Absolutely sent me first time watching!
Omg
I was wondering what it was
@@jaysonroberts4616me too 😹
1:46 got me
That's one of the funniest things I've watched in awhile. Good one brother. I was getting a little upset at the beginning, but once I caught on I enjoyed it.
The worst thing about these murder sticks is that they sneak into you house! I've got 7 of them squatting at my house and I'm too scared to ask them to leave.
Only 7??? Those are Rookie numbers...... Sir i am going to have to ask you to let more squatters into your home. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You better have the local SWAT team come and confiscate them before they get up, undo the locks, load and rack themselves and then go murder people all on their own with those deadly assault bullets :(((
Same here, mine are squatting on my new and beautiful wall mounted display, terrifying.
Sir what's your address? I would gladly rid of all those squatters for free!!
@@BrandonH.1911 yeah! Definitely needs to be more hospitable. It’s in the Bible after all
I was mostly holding it together until "magic white man firesticks" - and I exploded in laughter, literally cried. This is the best video I've ever seen. Thank you so much for the well needed laugh.
Same, magic white man fire sticks was just to much for me to maintain composure.
Oh God, that was choice!!!
I lost it at the 50 cal round XD
I lost it at the tiny pistol with the bayonet
@@braedynhoward3644 That's a lot bigger than a 50 cal lol
This is a sad but true account of the level of firearm knowledge possesed by most anti gun legislators.
"Ten moving boxes" comment....
@@kayceeyou one of its favorite features is its lightweight. But does Sheila Jackson Lee lift anything but her coke straw? I can see how it would be heavy for her.
I don't think it's necessary to know every detail about guns. It would be much more helpful to look at working solutions in other countries. That applies to most issues, though.
There are countries that are so safe that not even the police carry guns (like Norway) while others have high gun ownership but low crime rate (e.g. Switzerland).
@@MagoLP I think the farce put on by people who claim to know what they want to ban without actually banning anything that can seriously cause serious harm, or by banning stuff that is similar to stuff that they aren't banning, shows the level of competence in politicians. This is a purely meta argument, and the entire argument that you're ignoring is meta. We can talk all we want to about how other countries don't carry guns, but you still won't get gunless crime or activity without some magical way of removing ALL of them from EVERYONE in America, which is why direct comparisons to other countries won't work.
And no, if you live in a place where the same crime of California and New York City aren't happening on the same scale and consequence, then you really don't have a say on what kind of weapons we are allowed to have when we need to actually defend ourselves. You can't even compare to other countries. You might live in a homogeneous environment (or even if you don't, those places surely are very homogeneous), and therefore they have a homogeneous culture and way of life, so there is rarely any conflict to the level we have in major cities in America. You can even see during the lockdowns that the rate of gun ownership in the United States has increased dramatically.
So to quote Beta O'Rourke, "hell yeah I'm going to gatekeep you out of this argument!"
@@redwall1521 Well, yes, the US is different. But you people aren't even trying to find a solution. There are a lot of factors that contribute to high crime rates, you need to address all of them, not just guns. But it seems to only get worse, not better.
I just noticed that his supposed "9 mm handgun" at 0:48 appears to be a 1911 of some sort (though it could be a hi-power but I'm fairly confident) meaning it's not even a 9 mil, it's .45
No shit sherlock it's satire
Sorry but it's actually a 7.62x54r
1911s come in all kinds of chamberings. In the US 9mm and .45 are most common but almost every Colt below the border is in .38 Super due to their restrictions.
@NxtupTyson3 i love guns, and i didn't know this
Nah, it's actually a 12 gauge
the fact that they used actual quotes by clueless anti-gun politicians makes it even better
They are clueless about everything. Paid actors.
I don't think that the politicians are really that clueless. They are, however, counting on the voting public to be that clueless. It's far more nefarious.
@@davidbrown1384 and there's your problem. They get elected by clueless people.
@David Brown Sheila Jackson Lee is - she once literally asked a NASA official if the Mars Pathfinder ever came across the flag that Neil Armstrong planted.
Kevin DeLeon recapitulates the definition of stupid.
“For 1,000s of years men lived in peace, without any murders at all, then firearms were invented.” BabylonBee is the best!
At first I was like, 'WHAT???'🤣
Apparently never heard the story of Cane and Abel. I’m surprised he didn’t claim Jesus was executed by firing squad…
And then there was Cain & Abel and David & Goliath. Down hill ever since.
Well the image of the pretty young lady stroking a docile calf had me convinced all life lived in harmony before magic white man firesticks, I don't know what your problem is!
Why did I think of "then the fire nation attacked"
Two "college" kids came to the door selling magazines. I told them I have no guns, so I don't need any high capacity magazines. The look they gave me was beyond frightening, almost scary!
That's a smart way to find out which robbery targets are the easiest. Congratulations, you just let two potential threats know that you're unarmed and ready to be violated.
Epic. Pretty sure that would not be something someone who is truely anti-gun would joke about, so it may leave them uncertain whether you actually have guns or not. Well played.
@@Lukyan - Just because he SAID it doesn't make it true. They could come back to find themselves staring down the barrel of a shotgun.
@@phydeux Not smart either way. The best way to use a gun (for your own safety) is to be in a situation where you don't have to use it. Inviting people to fuck around and find out is just doing the same to yourself.
😂🤣
This man sacrificed his soul to bring us this video. Everyone knows touching a single gun turns you into a husk without a soul.
This is one of the densest pieces of comedy I've ever seen. Not a word wasted. It's the small things like "He didn't even have lung." Amazing
The 1st time I watched this, I didn't know that Biden actually said the lung gets blown out of the body
@@redrock861 those 9mm bazookas are dangerous!
"Personkind" instead of mankind. And I need a MAGA hat launcher!
"This is a 9mm handgun. Though I measured it, and it's much bigger than that."
Deaf people are very thankful you're writing down what they said in the video
Yeah I also heard that part of the video (my ears function properly)
why does it seemingly upset people so much when you quote a part of the video
exactly@@doggydude2668
@@doggydude2668people these days live to be offended they wake up offended.
This is the most accurate, educational, life changing piece of common sense journalism on fully semi-automatic weapons of war ever made!
Bet you're wondering how many people catch that little 'fully semi-automatic' bit when they read your comment, aren't you?
This is how all the Anti Gunner Liberals think, this is what goes through their heads when firearms are brought up.
I can't believe you wouldn't also mention the 30 clip magazine included on that murderstick
I'm a fully semi-automatic firearms instructor and I agree! No one needs a 9mm lung-blaster!
I mean he didn't really get abe Lincoln right
I love how the rifle was attached by strings, as it was too heavy to lift.
The sad thing is there are people dumb enough to think these are facts.
They're not?
They are called Democrats
Mr. Impact Shooting,
Most of the people who believe that are running this country.
I don't know, that Maga hat launcher is pretty scurry
@@williamjeffersonclinton69 Nobody needs a MAGA hat launcher to hunt!! MAGA hat launchers are used by white supremacists to empty 30 magazine clips on innocent bi-pocs, infecting them with overwhelming patriotism. We are only developed nation that has these types of tragedies on a regular basis!
There is a YT channel called New Zealand Family. The family recently returned from a week long vacation in America and released a video detailing their experiences. One huge surprise for them was that in their multi-state tour, they came across ZERO Americans carrying a gun! They had expected to see guns everywhere, based upon worldwide news reports. They did mention that they saw police with guns.
The power of concealed carry is the element of surprise. The general permitted civilian prioritizes safety and self preservation. They are rarely the aggressor or the assailant. In my opinion, open carry (firearm carried is clearly visible) increases the chances of becoming a target that has the capability of resistance to the criminal. The majority of American gun owners abide with local and state laws. They are required to pass both a state and federal background check and a permit is granted by the county sheriff’s office when training and education requirements are met. It is a federal punishment to sell a firearm to a known felon and subject to heavy fines and 10 year prison sentence. Criminals do not obey the same laws and they have no desire to play by the rules. It’s my personal responsibility to protect my family and country from all threats both foreign and domestic. The weapons and tools I believe are necessary to ensure the success of this duty is my business and not the governments. Many of the firearms owned by American civilians are also sportsmen and hunters who are required to complete a firearms safety course before they can legally purchase a game tag. There are more deer hunters in the Midwest than in the combination of all military branches. A majority of the armed forces are passionate about the perseveration of the nation and the rights and liberties of its people. The same applies to law enforcement officers. So in the event of governmental overreach and the complete infringement of our constitutional rights, we the people are the majority power and party. A massive amount of military personnel and law enforcement will not enforce unconstitutional laws and likely resign from duty to aide the attempt to combat a tyrannical regime. I know which “team” I play for and it’s the side with the most firearms and weapons. The opposition that remains is the government who is ultimately incompetent in every affair they participate in and the anti gun individuals who are defenseless and are harmed by words that are labeled as “violence”. So I ask who is willing to go door to door and demand that they surrender their firearms? The government, the general public, the reduced military members and law enforcement perhaps? They know the danger of such an obligation and I estimate they would be very hesitant in this pursuit. The American people have majority rule and they remain loyal to the constitution and the enjoyment of personal freedom and individual liberty. The only way the government has a chance to win the issue is by passing legislation to threaten American citizens and making them fearful of criminal prosecution. The American spirit is the responsibility of the people to protect the country from infringement of government and the preservation of everyone’s rights, regardless of individual opinions or beliefs. The majority of Americans are not represented in the media and they treat their neighbors and fellow countrymen with respect and dignity.
No guns? Where's the fun in that??
I saw that. They LOVED their trip and are planning to come back. America is pretty darn great, precisely because we have rights like the 2A.
@@JoshWhetstone For now. Chip, chip, chip.
LOL that is a riot that they think no one was carrying. They came across MANY Americans carrying guns.
“ I measured it and it much longer, than 9mm”. 😂😂. The lung blowing out was funny as well. Actually the whole skit had me laughing.
That bit’s extra funny cause the 1911 isn’t a 9mm gun
@@humanperson3779yeah, but with a little modification, 1911 can use 9mm but it’s just wayyy too painful to hear him saying that it’s 9mm instead of 45. ACP
Biden actually said that....sad
@@humanperson3779They make 1911'a in 9mm. & .38 super and probably others as well
He's a dummy, he don't even have lung.
Thank you for educating those of us who were even considering of playing around with a 50 cal ar-15. I don't think im strong enough to pick one up anyhow.
Yeah 50 Beowulf ARs are no bueno.....
I recently moved and couldn’t even pick up more than 2 moving boxes at once. An AR-15 would probably be like 2000 LBS. No Thanks!
@@sincerelystefanie.... my last video solves that problem. Check it out!
They now sell turret mounted 50 cal AR 15 fire sticks for your car, then you won’t have to carry it. There is no trigger on it so it just shoots by itself whenever it feels the need. I saw one on the internet so it must be true.
-- Watch their Satan interview video. Recent and as good or better than this one.
"If guns hadn't been invented, Lincoln would still be alive today"
Here is my like, sir. Take it as a well earned token.
I had a liberal friend tell me once that his idol, John F. Kennedy would still be alive if guns had been outlawed, and hence Oswald could only have come charging at him with a knife.
@@johnh.tuomala4379 well we all know, knives are nonexistent and are illusions created by Trump, who has gaslit us into thinking they’ve existed for quite some time
Only guns kill people
And Covid
Of course
Please tell me that was in the last few years. Kennedy was born in 1917. The odds of him still being alive even 10 years ago would be slim.
@@humantacos9800 Actually, it was quite some time ago.
Same joke made me skip the video
Lured by the clickbait, entertained by the satire. Well played.
Satire yes, but do people really think this way, also yes.
The comment that is entirely relatable 😂
I saw it was from the Bee and knew it would be good 🤣
@@pw9404 No1 does.
This video set off every single one of my gun tisems.
In other words, it's achieving exactly what it was intended to.
The best part is the wrong terminology is used by actual politicians.
The fact that he called the 1911 a 9mm hurt my soul to the point I will never be the same.
I love this video
9mm 1911s exist but yeah 😢
@@alexm566 And a 45acp
It's also a cheap springer airsoft pistol
Maybe you aren't aware but they do make 1911's in 9mm & .38 super and I am sure other calibers also, they aren't all .45 autos.
@@leonwood5760 oh yes, i in fact have a friend with a .38 1911
Wow! These facts ARE frightening! Your knowledge is so convincing because you’re using words like “thingy.” Without doing any of my own research Im going to share this with everyone I know and encourage them to spread the word too. Thanks, Babylon Bee!
Check out my latest, where I showcase the "Brandon" ASSault WIPEon.
I think his facts gave me PTSD!
Haha
This is the most educated statement I heard in 5 mins. I too will share the video and inform the people about the thingy. :P
@@C-Infidel-Archer-78... my last video explains the "things on the side that go up".
I almost closed this out at the beginning when "there was peace, until firearms were created"..
then figured there's no way someone would be that naive/ignorant and "the onion" and other great sites came to mind and I hung in there..
Glad I did, this was hilarious. Thank you.
"this is a 9mm handgun, though I measured it and it's much bigger than that".
Yes, to all of this. :)
i did the exact same thing !! LMAO
Same haha
same here,
Yeah. Babylon Bee is basically the Onion, but funnier lol
I paused seconds in, read comments and then finished until completion. First time viewer.
Love the guy who was throwing red caps
"If guns hadn't been invented, lincoln would still be alive today" is underappreciated
No I bursted out laughing at that part
Exactly! Plus the fact that Lincoln was shot with a Derringer, not some big-ass Colt.
Yeah they would have to use knives like some of the assassins did on Lincoln's cabinet member
so would a lot of Clinton's "friends"
It did not go unnoticed 🤣🤣
Sobering. So many true facts that I did not know about the dire threats of the existence of guns.
My latest video addresses a lotta these issues.
I also appreciate receiving legitimate information about firearm weapons and gun rifles so that I can be aware of how destructive they could be when they automatically shoot people. I hope to share this at my next book club so that everyone will be equally well informed.
that 0.22mm hit hard 😩😩😩
my eyes are opened, how is it people don't sue for the false advertising of the 9mm being longer than that? like how is it supposed to fit in my apartment?
Don't stop making content like this. A few moments of laughter are precious these days.
So much this.
Very true!
Unfortunately a lefty will watch it and believe every word. So maybe they should not make more videos like this the libs will take it seriously
All I want to see is Babylon Bee working with PSR to give PSA on deadly scary pew shooters that anyone can just print in their living room...
Friends don’t let friends buy magic-white-man-fire-stick…
OMG I died. xoxo
Babylon Bee Internal Memo: "Hey, can y'all bring your guns to work tomorrow?"
"Um, why?"
"No reason..."
The correct reply;
Bring my guns to work, what like every normal day?
@@Touay., the Left only wants their Commissars to have guns... they can say hello to my little friend. You can see it in my last post from the Outpost.
>drives tank to work
Who else got the memo?
Guy left his CA compliant AR with no label so he doesn't have to admit it.
"It's ok... We'll wait till end of day when no one's looking and then let you pick it up" 🤣🤣🤣
"be sure to bring the hunting weapons with fully automatic canonball launchers"
“If guns hadn’t been invented, Lincoln would still be alive today.” It’s true. We could’ve celebrated his 213th birthday this year but guns ruined that possibility.
no! nooooo! 😰😭
How good it is, that there's no other way to kill people, right? :D
Pretty sure Lincoln voted in the last General Election.
@@IAMRUSTEDROOT As a Democrat!
@@randysretired2020 of course as a democrat. didnt you know the partys switched when the democratic partys history became, shall we say "inconvenient"?
The other sad thing is that only gun owners or people that are educated about firearms actually understood the nonsense behind this… all other folks were probably shocked for real🤦🏻♂️
I would be surprised if even 1/10'000 were shocked by this.
I have always considered myself to be pro 2A, but this video has touched me. I long for a more peaceful and simpler time. Back when we bashed heads in with rocks and stuck each other with pointy sticks. Good times. Now I realize the error of my way’s. It’s too late for me.
Like a lot of people I thought that school shootings were something that were a product of late (relatively speaking of course), then one day I Google'd "History of school shootings in America".
They actually go back to the 1700's with some pretty bad one's even happening before WW2, I was thoroughly shocked when I read the list.
@@dukecraig2402 yeah, and theres only been like 47 shootings committed with rifles, and yet what do they try and ban? Rifles
Knives out brother
@@dukecraig2402 That’s fucking wild. What are these school shootings that happened pre-Parkland?
@@dukecraig2402 so some kid out there was just coming to school with a whole ass musket? man early america was one crazy place
After a lifetime around firearms, I just never knew how dangerous they were until our honest and knowledgeable elected officials told me! I didn't know that firearms could aim AND fire themselves! I feel so dumb now.
Be wary friend a gun could be right behind like a cougar in the night you won't know until it's to late
Oh snap, We're all gonna die sooner or later
"honest and knowledgeable" 🤣🤣🤣
You can never know when your 9 will go rogue.
i didnt know that aiming was not true! ill always hipfire my fully semi automatic assault rail death weapon equipped with a supressing flash hider and lightsaber bayonet lug, ooh and the deadly scoped red dot iron sights XD
I stand behind Baldwin. It's the safest place.
Bump this comment immediately
The female armorer on-set that gave Baldwin the safe prop gun with the real bullets just got convicted of manslaughter.
@@voiceofreason9238 He failed to check it. Gun safety 101.
@@pokemasterhamertime77 its unoriginal. ive seen his comment on countless memes
I lost my shit at the sight being called an antenna that receives orders from Nazi Germany😂😂😂
As a gun nerd, this hurts, on more than one level.
Imagine the pain he's in having to purposely say all that wrong. Respect to this man for his dedication.
This was extremely painful
The California compliant AR is in and of itself a cursed gun image
It really kicks you in the Glock-sticles doesn't it.
@@chrismsmalley2626 yep.
The reaction to recoil he displays is hilarious. And I love how you can see the hand behind him tossing the MAGA hats. And the Alec Baldwin line. One of Babylon Bee's best efforts.
yea, that one made me chuckle! lol
Hilarious! That reminds of the time, five or ten years ago now, when a reporter up north somewhere, doing a story on the gun control debate, decided to do some actual research, so he went down to a gun range and fired a few rounds out of an AR-15. He then went home and blogged about how traumatized this experience left him and how he felt like he had PTSD. This brought a wave of harsh criticism and mockery. People with real PTSD, like combat veterans, took him to task for likening his situation to theirs. Other people just pointed out what an utter wuss he was. I remember somebody posting a picture of his twelve year old daughter firing a much larger weapon, maybe a shotgun, and obviously having great fun doing it. The guy had to delete his blog.
Utter wuss... 😆
Yes, that was the reference
Yeah, that is where they got the content.
As a vet I would love to bitch slap that "man" until he was forced to pick himself and something else up to defend himself... look at my latest video to see what's probably too heavy for him to lift because it ways even more than "10 boxes"...
That was when he realized the little world he was living in wasn't everything. Kudos for him going down to the local range, though!
"As heavy as ten boxes" gets me every time
This was truly eye opening. For years I have just been haphazardly shooting paper targets, without so much as thinking, these papers have families waiting for them to come home from work. But they won't be coming home, not until we quit thinking of them as "targets". I for one, will be turning in all of my firesticks and donating my credits to the victims of the Hindenburg disaster.
I shot the lungs 🫁 out a paper silhouette 👤 once, damn those 9mm’s they are worse than cigarettes 🚬
👏🏼👏🏼
The gov can’t pass a background check though
"Hindenburg disaster" what??
😂😂😂
Heisenberg? Walter?
PERFECT. Most journalists writing about gun control really are this clueless.
Even biden and alot of pro gun control gov members seem pretty clueless about guns, dispite having armed guards like all the time. I geuss they dont even bother asking anyone with a gun about guns, they just make up lies to try to scare the public.
Its done on purpose to gaslight the public. Don't excuse their malice under the guise of perceived ignorance; they want to deny you your Natural Rights.
The collection of weapons looked much like my own. Up until that dreadful day. I went canoeing with my weapons. Simply to be prepared for any arising circumstances. I capsized and lost all my weapons and ammo. Oh the horrible memories of that day. 😢
You were very lucky not to have been made to squeal like a pig.😯
Your story mirrors mine! Though I don't remember which lake I was on that day...
Damn boating accidents have gotten the best of us, myself included
All the boating accidents claiming the lives of so many firearms... They should outlaw boats! 🤣
@@loganrutherford1393 I'm calling for way stricter boat control. But only assault boats with shoulder things that go up.
I used to own a bunch of scary white man fire sticks, just like these. But they were all lost in an unfortunate boating accident...
I once was in a room with an AR-15 when it was shot at a target. I wasn't hit by the bullet, but the evilness of the gun hit me with enough force to stop my heart from beating for literally forever.
True story.
Name checks out. I'm sorry for your loss, my thoughts and prayers go out to you.
But did you die?
Wow...If such a negligible amount of evilness from a neutral object causes that much bodily trauma, I'd suggest you stay the hell away from any room full of Democratic politicians.
literally?
Heart stopped working? So it turned you into a Democrat...
"Friends don't let friends buy magic white man fire sticks"
Priceless quote!
What's sad is that there are people who genuinely believe that we never had wars before firearms, and that if we got rid of them, all would be well
Those are the same people that would quote this video as fact.
Those are people with absolutely no interest in history. I've always loved history, and I beg to differ with those ignorant people. Lol
I secretly have a stash of semi-automatic bows with a 30-round capacity, just in case they are ever successful at banning those firesticks.
Wait a second, people really believe we never had wars before firearms? Really? I mean I've always felt fairly certain that there weren't any mass shootings before firearms, but never would have guessed there were so many people who didn't think there were wars before then. Maybe I haven't met enough people.
Didn't the Roman & Mongol Empires use AR-15s? 😆
I like how they completely skipped over the histoy of the TRUE creator of the firearm, John Firearm