@@snow_kitty_gangthat’s what has me confused, puzzled, and quite frankly a bit bamboozled! Oh wait that’s supposed to be crisrodriguez9- something. The person that made the ‘then get to work comment’ I no longer feel like I have to worry… although I’m afraid that my D&D characters are going to somehow cross their paths… and I think only 3 of them have a chance of getting out of it alive if shit goes sideways… and I have made like 45 characters, most just waiting for the chance to use them.
I once was in a RPG with an annoying person so came up with the idea of enemies being capable of turning them into bone with a screech, not reduced to bones just EVERYTHING TURNED INTO BONES, it specifically targeted Nekos which the person was but there was a nice player so I made them get cursed to have their ears plugged until the end of the next battle
Oh god, I finally got to pull this. We were travelling through a formerly protected fey forest. Fey protector was tortured and turned undead. Fey aren't supposed to undie, they're supposed to return to the first world, so as you can imagine, the whole forest was fucked. Well, as we're wandering, we get jumped by something super out of our league, think the face stealer from Avatar. So he's poking at us, trying to get us to make a face, and every time he focuses on one of us, that player starts chatting about the most mundane minute technical detail of their best skill, just to ignore his jibes and maintain a flat neutral expression. Me, I'm playing a construct that can't make expressions, I'm a vessel from Hollow Knight via the medium of the Wyrwood race, so the snatcher thinks I'm boring and doesn't bother with me, but I'm not just a construct, I'm a samurai, and my favorite form of art is drawing and carving block prints. So, while he ignores me, I roll to copy his annoyed expression onto a wood block, and when he least expects it, I flash it at him, showing that _I_ stole _his_ face. DM asks for an art roll versus his will save, and I got in the thirties. In character, I was doing it to be a petulant little turd, it was my way of expressing my annoyance at his presence. Apparently, he's spent so long focusing his magic on his face snatching rules, that I _actually stole his face_ and dealt him a massive psychic blow that sent him off somewhere. I later gifted his face to another incredibly powerful wildly beyond our group evil fey in that same forest, and she thought it was so funny, that I turned his own magic on him, that she gave us a portal to our destination.
I just found these two tonight and immediately went back and watched every video I could find from when they first appeared. These two are terrifyingly adorable lmao
Reminder: she is a fae! They can be absolutely amoral and horrifying. And I am starting to incline towards the possibility of them being connected by red string of fate.
@@MatelkHonestly, "The red string of Fae" sounds like an amazing curse/cursed item. You constantly have this ever growing urge to do more and more unhinged things for the sake of "good" and "justice" only to realize way too late that you've actually just been doing a Fae's bidding this entire time and you're not actually some amazing hero but rather an unhinged murder hobo that everyone is afraid of but can't seem to get rid of no matter what😂
Mathematically yes, but that doesn't roll off the tongue as well when the point is to declare that the rat thing was not one of the 200+ they were talking about
Magical Perks. Modern mundane techniques? Effective... Add a little Fey Trickery (Or a jar of rats) and a Cheshire Grin, and gain advantage on Intimidation Checks...
I once made a creature that its whole thing was to turn feline-type characters into all bones if you hear the screech unprotected, just muscles hair and everything converted
Now, have you ever thought of regular mice? They're generally a lot smaller, but wild ones are just as feral. Also, 200 is nothing. Realize that authors have to do research. I enjoy writing short stories. 200 is very little. Good for the civilian mind. Good job, honey, you got your foot in the door.
Fun [Read: freaking horrifying] fact: this was an actual torture technique, only difference is that it was often the stomach used. I hate that I know this one, because it’s genuinely messed up
With the knowledge I have of the fae not only has she done this before, but she's been doing this since whatever equates to a childhood for those quasi-eldritch abominations.
Ah… a depiction of how the Fae from history really acted. Not the cleaned up, censored and sanitized things Disney have made of the stories over the years. But the original Fae in tales like those written down by the Brothers Grimm and word of mouth tales that were used to keep kids from doing stupid things back in the days where we believed these things were real and really out to screw people over. Because to them, our suffering was all fun and games. Even if their ‘Toys’ were broken by the time the fun ended. They were never human. They do not have anything close to human morality or ethics.
He said “over 200” and then after she added on he said “201” meaning that he didn’t know over 200 he ok knew 200. I know it’s a small unimportant detail but I just thought it was interesting that lied
Martin: 200 ways
Gwen: *adds on more*
Martin: I've never been more attracted to you
Poop
I’m attracted to both them after this
No matter how depraved and inhumane your idea of torture might be, the fae can easily think of ways to make it SO much worse. Every time.
Cold iron sand pit. Oh and throw in silver for flavor
@@stock_movie1875😅Ouch
Oh no, they're becoming a Power Couple.
at this rate they will become unstoppable
I think it's already too late.... Gulp....
And I am HERE for it
Becoming? Buddy I think they already are
Relationship goals
We ship it, the rat ships it, Gwenn's mom ships it. The only one who doesn't is the unfortunate dude tied to the chair
That's why he's the unfortunate dude
And he's Your Name ☺️
@snow_kitty_gang SHIT!
@@snow_kitty_gangthat’s what has me confused, puzzled, and quite frankly a bit bamboozled!
Oh wait that’s supposed to be crisrodriguez9- something. The person that made the ‘then get to work comment’
I no longer feel like I have to worry… although I’m afraid that my D&D characters are going to somehow cross their paths… and I think only 3 of them have a chance of getting out of it alive if shit goes sideways… and I have made like 45 characters, most just waiting for the chance to use them.
This pairing is far more terrifying than originally thought
And yet oddly wholesome
Weren't they gonna have a child?
@@nuclearavenger8625Give it time to cook.
@@nuclearavenger8625oh they still are if her mother has anything to say about it
@@kibblenackle431 Gwen's Mother is very definitively of the "give a grandchild or gain a sibling" mentality.
The look on his face says, "I knew there was a reason I gave you my firstborn!"
I wasn't expecting them to fit together like a puzzle piece, now im scared.
Were all scared.... except for me I'm quite amused by this change of events.
Speak for yourself I’m rooting for these two with popcorn in hand “ thanks for teaching me how Hidalgo” 😂
I once was in a RPG with an annoying person so came up with the idea of enemies being capable of turning them into bone with a screech, not reduced to bones just EVERYTHING TURNED INTO BONES, it specifically targeted Nekos which the person was but there was a nice player so I made them get cursed to have their ears plugged until the end of the next battle
Fae - this will be such a funny prank.
Victim - screaming in agony
We should have known they were soulmates when he pulled off a Fae trickster deal ON A FAE TRICKSTER DEALMAKER.
that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow
Oh god, I finally got to pull this. We were travelling through a formerly protected fey forest. Fey protector was tortured and turned undead. Fey aren't supposed to undie, they're supposed to return to the first world, so as you can imagine, the whole forest was fucked. Well, as we're wandering, we get jumped by something super out of our league, think the face stealer from Avatar. So he's poking at us, trying to get us to make a face, and every time he focuses on one of us, that player starts chatting about the most mundane minute technical detail of their best skill, just to ignore his jibes and maintain a flat neutral expression. Me, I'm playing a construct that can't make expressions, I'm a vessel from Hollow Knight via the medium of the Wyrwood race, so the snatcher thinks I'm boring and doesn't bother with me, but I'm not just a construct, I'm a samurai, and my favorite form of art is drawing and carving block prints. So, while he ignores me, I roll to copy his annoyed expression onto a wood block, and when he least expects it, I flash it at him, showing that _I_ stole _his_ face. DM asks for an art roll versus his will save, and I got in the thirties.
In character, I was doing it to be a petulant little turd, it was my way of expressing my annoyance at his presence.
Apparently, he's spent so long focusing his magic on his face snatching rules, that I _actually stole his face_ and dealt him a massive psychic blow that sent him off somewhere.
I later gifted his face to another incredibly powerful wildly beyond our group evil fey in that same forest, and she thought it was so funny, that I turned his own magic on him, that she gave us a portal to our destination.
Even the mother approve of him😂😂😂
@@Xahnel You must've been pretty high level to roll in the thirties! But that sounds like a very fun interaction!
@xendordawnburst9969 it's pathfinder 1, skills get pretty big really fast.
I just found these two tonight and immediately went back and watched every video I could find from when they first appeared. These two are terrifyingly adorable lmao
She's a keeper. So helpful too
I see their relationship is moving in a perfectly healthy and mutually supportive direction. They're gonna be great parents.
Damn, they are perfect for each other lol.
In this situation , i'm not sure it's a good thing
@@darktdm2330 that's a problem for everyone else that isn't them
@@crisrodriguez9359 Yeah, I know.
So good luck to everyone else
The fact I already knew this was a way...
Reminder: she is a fae! They can be absolutely amoral and horrifying. And I am starting to incline towards the possibility of them being connected by red string of fate.
That's some sadistic yarn if it's true.
red string of FAEt. ... I'll show myself out
@@HaughtyToastthat’s a hilariously badass line
@@MatelkHonestly, "The red string of Fae" sounds like an amazing curse/cursed item.
You constantly have this ever growing urge to do more and more unhinged things for the sake of "good" and "justice" only to realize way too late that you've actually just been doing a Fae's bidding this entire time and you're not actually some amazing hero but rather an unhinged murder hobo that everyone is afraid of but can't seem to get rid of no matter what😂
@@gammelboy15 Sounds like a normal D&D party.
Husband:This is why i love you so much...
They’ve been waiting to fulfill that firstborn deal so long they’re actually becoming a loving, yet threatening power couple 🤣
To be fair, his firstborn will likely be hers anyways
@@zyanidwarfare5634that's the point of previous shorts. He outsmarted her deal where she asked for his first born as payment.
@ I haven’t seen the others, I just happened to stumble upon this one with no context
@@zyanidwarfare5634 Even betterr
@@zyanidwarfare5634she’s a fae, he outsmarted her and they ended up married or something.
He said "more than 200 ways" doesn't it mean that it shouldn't be 201 but rather that more than 200 + 1???
Mathematically yes, but that doesn't roll off the tongue as well when the point is to declare that the rat thing was not one of the 200+ they were talking about
I mean, she *DID* make a deal for his firstborn...
What better way than to have his firstborn herself?
This one represents it well.
They are too compatible...😅
Oh god, their first child is going to be a menace to the world.💀
Just don’t let him near the elf, I have a feeling that he’ll end up casting NON MAGIC MISSILE😂
Their FIRST child, assuming they'll have multiple, who i must say... FLUFF IT, this man shall rise an army of fluffy chaos bringers >:D
And Grandma is going to be thrilled.😂
and with their uncles and aunt? menace x10
Demonlord
This comes from a show called duckman. Its pretty good tbh. Old show.
Our guy has become even more of a menace now he's a couple with her
he's not a bigger menace *Because* of her, no...
*He's a bigger menace because they're together.*
This is getting outta hand, now there are 2 of them.
It's always nice to have a supportive partner. Especially if they're magical.
Magical Perks. Modern mundane techniques? Effective... Add a little Fey Trickery (Or a jar of rats) and a Cheshire Grin, and gain advantage on Intimidation Checks...
GRANDKIDS! MAKE A PATREON!!! ANIMATE THEM DOING THE DEED!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
He’s like “sure sweetheart, let try your idea!”
"Oh we could also force him into trying to eat a mimic" Is what I imagine she would say since it is fantasy
Damn, what is the song? 🔥🔥
Total power couple.
What show is that
They warn us about the unseelie court for a reason
that face martin makes when he is looking at her says "oh no she is a freak, im falling in love"
Aww fae wifey helping out! Such goals! 🥰
I’m a Fae Doppelganger in my DnD campaign. This…THIS is what I should be aspiring too.
I once made a creature that its whole thing was to turn feline-type characters into all bones if you hear the screech unprotected, just muscles hair and everything converted
Now, have you ever thought of regular mice? They're generally a lot smaller, but wild ones are just as feral. Also, 200 is nothing. Realize that authors have to do research. I enjoy writing short stories. 200 is very little. Good for the civilian mind. Good job, honey, you got your foot in the door.
The fae do be getting freaky at night and it's not even anything related to having grandkids yet
This, kids, is called 'foreplay'.
I'm so happy this is continuing I love these two😊
If Joker Took His Relationship With Harley Seriously
Underrated comment
2013 animated Joker
“I know over 200”
“I know 201”
So which one is it
I would not want to make her mad!! Imagine what her mama knows!
Haha yeah no😅
@@stealth_mode7351haha yes please
@Robohawk-gz2fv do you think you will get snu snu.... fool
girl would probably make the inquisision's tortures look like therapy
I desperately need a girl like that by my side.
Fun [Read: freaking horrifying] fact: this was an actual torture technique, only difference is that it was often the stomach used.
I hate that I know this one, because it’s genuinely messed up
It was in Fast & Furious 2, I figured it was just a reference to that
It was also used in game of thrones
i saw this in the movie sword fish
I was looking for this comment. I read about this from an article that had the most gruesome torturing methods throughout the time
i believe this was called the rat king or rat torture
I cackled. I liked this SO MUCH. I need you to know how much I like this. I like this too much.
Now that is a supportive significant other.
He said over two hundred, which has to be at least two hundred and one, so it makes no sense that her idea would be the 201st
Their relationship is blossoming beautifully!!! Also, great use of this Duckman clip.
I was sad to see not too many comments mentioning the show, instantly recognized that Cornfed delivery.
@@karmskorner6430 same
God I love how this concept has evolved its so funny
It’s like finding your soulmate in the one place you shouldn’t be able to 😂
and that chat is what you call a power couple
Yep, they're perfect together.......
god help those who pissed them off
Forget the gods, My quote I made a long time ago fits perfectly if you piss them off:
Pray to the stars for mercy for the gods have stopped listening
@@Hatch1989Meanwhile the stars, especially those touched by the Far Realm: "Pass the popcorn, please"
bro, even gods are scared of them xD
These audio is from Duckman if anyone is curious
I'm just happy she is encouraging him to pursue his hobbys
We were promised the firstborn. Where are they?
True definition of "match my freak"
Paladin and fairy seem like the perfect couple!
there will now be more than just a Firstborn.
This was a actual torture method although they normally did it on the chest because they could still speak
When guys say they want a baddie, this is what we mean. ***Absolute menace duo and making it the whole world's problem***
Oh god that is brutal
She's becoming an influence on him. 😂
Or is it the other way I mean she's Fey so she's completely unhinged by default but Martin is also pretty unhinged lol
@Direwolf181 I want to know where I can go to follow their adventures. I've only found them through the Shorts, and I want more. 🥺
Ha! This statement assumes that he isn't already corrupted
In my defence just grab the bug spray
We love a man who supports their woman's ideas.❤
This girl stole taht from medieval torture😡😡
Power couple, now get to work making grandbabies!!!
PLEASE DONT KILL ME DADDY - whoops I said to much
Nothing better than a couple that compliment each other’s abilities while they work…
Beautiful work. I'll come back to see more maybe.
With the knowledge I have of the fae not only has she done this before, but she's been doing this since whatever equates to a childhood for those quasi-eldritch abominations.
The "Two hundred and one" line is one of the hardest lines I've ever heard
Aww, what a lovely couple. 😊
They will become the unironically soul mate from one being a loop hole finder
...this is going to be more of a problem for the rest of us than initially thought.
there is also the gaslighting method
It's only a matter of time until the Fae's mother comes in and starts badgering them on where the kid is
Like Amy good grandmother would 😂
This is young Morticia and Gomez vibes.
Uh, I think the term is scaroused . . . at least that’s probably what Cedric’s thinking
That's what im feeling anyway.
Cedric’s the werewolf. This is Martin
"Blud this is so fricking tuff" ahh short
From wanting his first born to now partners in crime
And neither is mutually exclusive.
Ah… a depiction of how the Fae from history really acted. Not the cleaned up, censored and sanitized things Disney have made of the stories over the years. But the original Fae in tales like those written down by the Brothers Grimm and word of mouth tales that were used to keep kids from doing stupid things back in the days where we believed these things were real and really out to screw people over. Because to them, our suffering was all fun and games. Even if their ‘Toys’ were broken by the time the fun ended. They were never human. They do not have anything close to human morality or ethics.
That's from an old 90s cartoon called Duckman. Good times.
This is a famous torture
They are getting along well
He knew “OVER 200”. The exact number being 201. He knew that method
The perfect marriage
Too perfect. Now I'm scared.
What series is this from, i kinda need to see more
HER Mom is so Proud of her
Ok make it glue to the "pp" and it will be 202
They’re perfect for each other
That actually the first way i learned, i was 9 when i watched fast and furious 2
Just imagine how sadistic their CHILDREN will be with such parents!
Love your stuff. Are you making a comic with these characters or is it just for shorts?
Gwen's gonna fit with this group just fine
The way he blushes when she's describing the process-
Oh no they are bonding over a common interest.....run
Ah, the traditional BigBrother torture - I am not seeing many people remembering it
Omg I absolutely love your work this is awesome
Also if I was one of those guys I would definitely be Gwenn
He said “over 200” and then after she added on he said “201” meaning that he didn’t know over 200 he ok knew 200. I know it’s a small unimportant detail but I just thought it was interesting that lied
Clenier in the back : "So, you have time for this but not making me grandkids?"
It's foreplay. Get them in the mood.
It's just foreplay
I love these two!!!! They are my favorite power couple!!!!!
They are made for eachother, holy shit
Rats cant eat glass, silly