I mean, the man said it himself. "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country's hot dogs." John F. President loved him some hot dogs, and I think it's just so ironic that they were his undoing.
I spent the last two years as an instructor while working toward my graduate degree, and I would often cite JFK's death to protect a swarm of hot dogs as an example of dramatic irony. The kids who got it cheered wildly.
I lost is at "That bullet was meant for me!" Just imagining why a man carrying 30 hot dogs would think the JFK assassination was aiming for him is hilarious
“Albany, Annapolis, Atlanta, Augusta, Austin, Baton Rouge, Bismarck, Boise, Boston, Carson City, Charleston, Cheyenne, Columbia, Columbus, Concord, Denver, Des Moines, Dover, Frankfort, Harrisburg, Hartford, Helena, Honolulu, Indianapolis, Jackson, Jefferson City, Juneau, Lansing, Lincoln, Little Rock, Madison, Montgomery, Montpelier, Nashville, Oklahoma City, Olympia, Phoenix, Pierre, Providence, Raleigh, Richmond, Sacramento, Saint Paul, Salem, Salt Lake City, Santa Fe, Springfield, Tallahassee, Topeka, and Trenton” - *John F. President seconds after being fatally shot in the head 1963*
Not Politically Correct and in that alternate universe, Clickhole made this same video, but they describe the assassination as it actually happened in real life, but played as a joke. Because in that alternate universe, that's this.
I too had suddenly dropped down to the floor and underwhelming sadness over the assassination. I’m honestly still waiting for the follow up story of the hot dog man too.
educationalvideos there were four head I distinctly remember four heads. And when Ruby shot Oswald he grabbed Oswalds crotch and that's why mad that face
They take a lot of takes, the actors are trained and used to these kind of situations, the actors' family is taken hostage to help them stay serious, etc. They have a lot of tricks to help with keeping a straight face.
Lowkey want to become a history teacher just so I can show all my students this when they're first learning about JFK's assassination. This is a lot more specific than a lot of the documentaries out there!
I can't believe how serious I took this until they said they re attached his head. This is why I'm failing social studies man I jus re watched it and I realized I didn't pay attention to the neck part 0:44 😑 another reason I'm failing. I need to get my shit together.
I was in grade school when they announced that JFK's head had been shot into orbit from a Lincoln Continental Ballistic Missile. It was both sad and exhilarating. When I got home, my parents said that if I ate all of my dinner, we could go outside and watch his his head rise in the night sky and pass over us, blinking on and off. It was really neat and I've never forgotten it!
There's something so weirdly consistent about the insane world ClickHole builds up in its media. I can't really explain it, but there's a strange sort of internal logic to their jokes that just makes them all even funnier once you've watched a few of their videos. I'd write an essay about it, but my arms are full up of these hot dogs I brought from home.
You know, I've been studying the assassination of Kennedy very hard the last few weeks. I take it very seriously. So maybe that explains why I thought this video was a scream. Can't wait to show it to my friends. I needed this.
I lost it after seeing harambe clickhole is amazing I wonder how can they make these qualified videos and pay great actors like this with such a small amout of views
I thought this was another regular JFK vid on youtube as I've been obsessively studying the JFK assassination for a few weeks now. This caught me off guard. Tysm, I needed the laugh, because in all seriousness, this case is depressing and dark AF.
If you set the comments to new You have all these commenters of the same generation as these witnesses, questioning the validity of these fine people's statements It is sad to see that there are fellow Americans, and even those from other nations, that doubt John F. President's head is in heaven and his wild, nude body is hell The absolute temerity of these types to even dispute the events of this well documented national tragedy! It just shows you the complete state of nadir our once great nation has reached....
Wow, this really takes me back. That sniper was out to get my hot dogs, and I will never forget JFK for the sacrifice he made.
His final gift of reciting the nation's capitals was actually giving a presidential name to each to one of your holy hotdogs
Glad to have you and your hot dogs still around
I mean, the man said it himself. "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country's hot dogs."
John F. President loved him some hot dogs, and I think it's just so ironic that they were his undoing.
I spent the last two years as an instructor while working toward my graduate degree, and I would often cite JFK's death to protect a swarm of hot dogs as an example of dramatic irony. The kids who got it cheered wildly.
It was the bodyguard mate
“I thought that idiot died weeks ago.”
Then his brain was the size of a chicken nugget and it knocked over a bucket of sunscreen 😂😑 and THEN they gave him mouth to mouth and it WORKED!
@@jasperquartz4612 lolll xD 😂
THATS MY GRANDPA
I lost is at "That bullet was meant for me!" Just imagining why a man carrying 30 hot dogs would think the JFK assassination was aiming for him is hilarious
AnvilPro100 I upvoted you to 69. You’re welcome.
Anyone who carries around that many hotdogs probably has some secrets
Just like
Oooh shit
That was mine 😬
He's obviously a very powerful man. I mean, do YOU have that many hot dogs?? Didn't think so.
He brought them from home
"I'm back motherfuckers" - spoken like a true leader
That's gonna be Trump in 2024🤣
“Albany, Annapolis, Atlanta, Augusta, Austin, Baton Rouge, Bismarck, Boise, Boston, Carson City, Charleston, Cheyenne, Columbia, Columbus, Concord, Denver, Des Moines, Dover, Frankfort, Harrisburg, Hartford, Helena, Honolulu, Indianapolis, Jackson, Jefferson City, Juneau, Lansing, Lincoln, Little Rock, Madison, Montgomery, Montpelier, Nashville, Oklahoma City, Olympia, Phoenix, Pierre, Providence, Raleigh, Richmond, Sacramento, Saint Paul, Salem, Salt Lake City, Santa Fe, Springfield, Tallahassee, Topeka, and Trenton” - *John F. President seconds after being fatally shot in the head 1963*
Thank you Mr. President
What blows my mind (pun not intended!) is how he retained the presence of mind to list them alphabetically.
*John F President
Me who lives in Santa Fe: There I am Gary, There I am!
@@jeremytitus9519That’s why he’s so well regarded.
2:37
John F. President
TinyTurtles Tv so you heard it too
Press F to pay respects
that part killed me
omg I didnt even notice that but when I clicked I laughed HARD
John Fortnite Kennedy
This ruined my week. How am I supposed to be productive, when all I can think about is that poor man's sunscreen?
Nighttray Just be happy that the guy with the hot dogs survived.
Nighttray ikr
DoctorDank XD
Islamic Kong Dong ...you know, he brought them from home.
Nighttray I know right
R.I.P John F President
RIP Sunscreen Bucket.
F
I lost it at that part... almost missed it though
There is a reality in an alternate universe and version of earth where this documentary is entirely 100% accurate
Not Politically Correct and in that alternate universe, Clickhole made this same video, but they describe the assassination as it actually happened in real life, but played as a joke. Because in that alternate universe, that's this.
Livvin Liklarry
Exactly
jeez that is mind boggling
I would love living in ClickHole's universe. Only for a few days though, I wanna keep my sanity. Although once I'm over there insanity is sanity.
You know strangely enough, if there is a multiverse, at least some of this probably could have happened 😂
"Holy shit, that bullet was meant for me!"
Never fails to make me laugh hard
I lost it when the Hot Dog man reacted to the shooting.
TheStolken so did he
TheStolken he brought those hot dogs from home.
TheStolken holy shit, that was meant for him
“I’m back mother heckers” got me
I too had suddenly dropped down to the floor and underwhelming sadness over the assassination. I’m honestly still waiting for the follow up story of the hot dog man too.
One of the best clickhole videos ever, it teaches kids about US history. Eye opening!
Same Fam and you can make hotdogs at home.
I hate your pfp so much
Mindblowing you mean?
The production value on this is great, it's almost like I'm watching a video.
Postcinct we live in a society
Postcinct we live in a society.
Postcinct we live in a society.
We live on a society
Postcinct we... live in a society
it's the mandela effect... his head was shouting world capitals in all the updated videos, not state capitals
educationalvideos there were four head I distinctly remember four heads. And when Ruby shot Oswald he grabbed Oswalds crotch and that's why mad that face
@@devinthierault *insert care emoji!!!!*
You have topped yourself. Rest in peace John F. President
He didn't. Them Space-Aliens did it!
"I brought these hotdogs from home" " Holy shit! That bullet was meant for me!"
-proud hotdog man
I knew my history teacher was lying
The Government requires them to lie.
Once again history books fail us.
Wow. This is the best history show I've ever seen.
You know its fake
It’s a joke, you know that right
ColorfulPockets HOLY SHIT THAT BULLET WAS MEANT FOR ME!
Hi andrew
Hi colorfulpockets
Truly a masterpiece. I had a feeling that my history teachers were lying to me all these years. Rip John F. President
how did they get the actors to keep a straight face saying this nonsense?
with a lot of takes
They take a lot of takes, the actors are trained and used to these kind of situations, the actors' family is taken hostage to help them stay serious, etc. They have a lot of tricks to help with keeping a straight face.
Botox.
Nonsense?
@@chirbychoo I know right, this here is the best history I've ever heard.
I really hope that some US history teacher showed this to the class without checking the video first.
Too funny for this world ✊😔
60 years since this video was posted, it still holds up! 500 years later and I might watch it again.
Amazing to hear what these people experienced. Truly sad yet beautiful.
Jaime Vargas m8.
He did NOT bring those hotdogs from home!!! INCREDIBLY FALSE STORY. Disgusting. Who would lie about such a thing? What has America come to...
I agree! This is so disgusting...
This is good stuff. Shame that this channel isn't more popular.
Steve Sunny right!
I doubt that's true, and I bet they just embed the videos here so they don't have to host the videos.
They have a website Wich is pretty popular
@Steve Sunny Very Funny
"Holy shit that bullet was meant for me" I FUCKING DIED LMAO
LSD is one helluva drug
Yung Plague sameeee
R U on Drugs??
I miss John F. President
happsider So did many of the shooters that day .
Nice
By far Clickhole's best work yet.
“John F President” subtle but gold
I thought that idiot died weeks ago...
so I guess harambe really did have it coming
Jesus, the sunscreen... I lost it. That's actually just the most gut wrenching and heart breaking thing I've ever heard.
Wherever that hotdog man is today, I hope he keeps himself safe. Whatever he knows, he knows too much...
The hot dog bit is hands down one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my entire life. The visuals, the delivery and timing. Fucking perfection.
I absolutely lost it when they said Kennedy got back up and said I’m back motherfuckers and then his head exploded.
Playing this in my history class
I watched this stoned the other night, and I thought it I was having a bad trip... This freaked me the F out..
I got my teacher to play this in class lol
Four years later and it's still funny as hell. This video is a goddamn masterpiece.
I’m watching this in class and I’m trying so hard not to laugh
RUclips providing context because literally nobody thought this was a parody lmao
Lowkey want to become a history teacher just so I can show all my students this when they're first learning about JFK's assassination.
This is a lot more specific than a lot of the documentaries out there!
1:56 had me dead as fuck 😂
"I'm back motherfuckers"
and then his head immediately exploded"
"John F. President"
what if i put this on in history class and my teacher didnt review it before and the whole class watches it
My grandma still has Kennedy's ear in a little box, she takes it out sometimes for Thanksgiving :3
Is.. Is that Mathew Mcconaughey?
Who??
Yeah lmao
I wish John F President was still Prime Minister of 'Merica
I miss John F. President :'(
I can't believe how serious I took this until they said they re attached his head. This is why I'm failing social studies man
I jus re watched it and I realized I didn't pay attention to the neck part 0:44 😑 another reason I'm failing. I need to get my shit together.
Yeah, get your shit together, max
max wills agreed. Get your shit together, Max. You're such a failure, man. Do better. GAWD!
wait, the neck part didn't throw you off?
max wills Fucking max wills, get all of your shit together. All of it
As much as I appreciate this, I would really like to hear from the people who witnessed Lincoln's assassination.
Plot twist: clickhole are actually interdimensional travelers and interview people about common things in their world.
2:00 the best part of the entire video
When you watch this for a school project...
Do an Essay on it!
What can I say? He shouldn’t have dated Taylor Swift.
i read “kennedy” as kfc and i thought the mascot for kfc was shot and i clicked the video anyway
Truly incredible stories. I'm grateful these individuals decided to share!
i’m dying at the hotdog mannnnnn
I love the specification that those hotdogs were in fact from home.
I was in grade school when they announced that JFK's head had been shot into orbit from a Lincoln Continental Ballistic Missile. It was both sad and exhilarating. When I got home, my parents said that if I ate all of my dinner, we could go outside and watch his his head rise in the night sky and pass over us, blinking on and off. It was really neat and I've never forgotten it!
There's something so weirdly consistent about the insane world ClickHole builds up in its media. I can't really explain it, but there's a strange sort of internal logic to their jokes that just makes them all even funnier once you've watched a few of their videos. I'd write an essay about it, but my arms are full up of these hot dogs I brought from home.
I’ll never forget that faithful day. Yes JFK died, but he died protecting me and my precious hotdogs.
John F President lmao
You know why you're watching this video right now
wtf was colonel sanders on
Wasn't that the guy from The General Car Insurance commercials?
Holy shit the old guy saying john F president is my favorite thing ever
How does the best video on RUclips have so few views?
i love how professional this is
You know, I've been studying the assassination of Kennedy very hard the last few weeks. I take it very seriously. So maybe that explains why I thought this video was a scream. Can't wait to show it to my friends. I needed this.
This is the first video I've watched that is so funny that I had to pause it because I couldn't breathe due to constant laughing.
Kennedy is dead?
Yes
Nah bro I am Kennedy from the future
no. he’s a spirit. impossible
I’m back rubber-truckers.
Holy shit that bullet was meant 4 me
I just showed this to my History teacher and he was speechless
Gone but not forgotten - Kennedy's Head - 11/22/1963
This is the best video I've ever watched
I lost it after seeing harambe
clickhole is amazing
I wonder how can they make these qualified videos and pay great actors like this with such a small amout of views
They're owned by a bigger company called "the onion".
パンツ P-chan also their website gets tons of views
Oh, wyrm?
It's like I had a stroke while watching the history channel.
Imagine living in the alternate universe where all Clickhole videos are completely accurate.
2:01 I never thought I'd laugh at this... so much...
THIS is what I subscribed for!
AdditionEdition "Im back motherfuckers"
I can't believe I thought this was real until the elongated neck photo, lol.
John Smith ? So did I, that's when I caught on. Respect the dead!
I thought this was another regular JFK vid on youtube as I've been obsessively studying the JFK assassination for a few weeks now. This caught me off guard. Tysm, I needed the laugh, because in all seriousness, this case is depressing and dark AF.
3 generations at best till ppl start thinking this is legit
If you set the comments to new
You have all these commenters of the same generation as these witnesses, questioning the validity of these fine people's statements
It is sad to see that there are fellow Americans, and even those from other nations, that doubt John F. President's head is in heaven and his wild, nude body is hell
The absolute temerity of these types to even dispute the events of this well documented national tragedy!
It just shows you the complete state of nadir our once great nation has reached....
I love how the pic of him that comes up at 00:20 is cockeyed. Amzing touch.
I never knew this, I'm gonna use it for my college presentation on the assassination of JFK, thank you for uploading ❤👍🏻
"Holy shit that bullet was meant for me"😂
This is comedy gold, found you on ifunny. Auto sub btw...
I wonder how much of this was improvised, the Hotdog lady was fucking comedy gold.
make more like these please. very heartwarming but sad
The great thing about ClickHole's "clickbait" title is that these stories, by definition, _are_ incredible.
It's an actual sin that this video doesn't have at least a million views.
No it's a good thing this video sucks
Brought a tear to my eye, what a beautiful set of stories
These are fake
This must have been very hard for these people, i can't even imagine.
I fucking lost it when she said Kennedy's brain was the size of a chicken nugget so they couldn't see it.
I feel like all ClickHole videos take place in a completely different universe and they're leaking into our universe.
I was not prepared for the gorilla with the sign
This is such high quality satire it's amazing
He Said im Back motherfuckers and then his head exploded immeadiately again 😂
0:46 J A C K I E H E L P