These People Were There When Kennedy Was Shot, And Their Stories Are Incredible

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @jamesrossi8442
    @jamesrossi8442 6 лет назад +2901

    “I thought that idiot died weeks ago.”

    • @jasperquartz4612
      @jasperquartz4612 5 лет назад +18

      Then his brain was the size of a chicken nugget and it knocked over a bucket of sunscreen 😂😑 and THEN they gave him mouth to mouth and it WORKED!

    • @zoe8755
      @zoe8755 5 лет назад +3

      @@jasperquartz4612 lolll xD 😂

    • @ChickenNoodleMoop
      @ChickenNoodleMoop 5 лет назад +10

      THATS MY GRANDPA

  • @MrDgroff
    @MrDgroff 8 лет назад +4313

    Wow, this really takes me back. That sniper was out to get my hot dogs, and I will never forget JFK for the sacrifice he made.

    • @AfferbeckBeats
      @AfferbeckBeats 8 лет назад +269

      His final gift of reciting the nation's capitals was actually giving a presidential name to each to one of your holy hotdogs

    • @whydonaldwhat
      @whydonaldwhat 8 лет назад +96

      Glad to have you and your hot dogs still around

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 8 лет назад +99

      I mean, the man said it himself. "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country's hot dogs."
      John F. President loved him some hot dogs, and I think it's just so ironic that they were his undoing.

    • @MrRobosquad
      @MrRobosquad 8 лет назад +29

      I spent the last two years as an instructor while working toward my graduate degree, and I would often cite JFK's death to protect a swarm of hot dogs as an example of dramatic irony. The kids who got it cheered wildly.

    • @kick1304
      @kick1304 7 лет назад +2

      It was the bodyguard mate

  • @AnvilPro100
    @AnvilPro100 7 лет назад +2604

    I lost is at "That bullet was meant for me!" Just imagining why a man carrying 30 hot dogs would think the JFK assassination was aiming for him is hilarious

    • @willrocks650
      @willrocks650 5 лет назад +18

      AnvilPro100 I upvoted you to 69. You’re welcome.

    • @King_Dragmire
      @King_Dragmire 5 лет назад +188

      Anyone who carries around that many hotdogs probably has some secrets

    • @purplecatloverrandompizza
      @purplecatloverrandompizza 5 лет назад +10

      Just like
      Oooh shit
      That was mine 😬

    • @williehopscotch
      @williehopscotch 5 лет назад +67

      He's obviously a very powerful man. I mean, do YOU have that many hot dogs?? Didn't think so.

    • @janesmith1840
      @janesmith1840 5 лет назад +17

      He brought them from home

  • @TinyTurtlesTv
    @TinyTurtlesTv 8 лет назад +3017

    2:37
    John F. President

    • @seantheguy1391
      @seantheguy1391 6 лет назад +23

      TinyTurtles Tv so you heard it too

    • @Hawaiipaul
      @Hawaiipaul 6 лет назад +75

      Press F to pay respects

    • @Zmunk19
      @Zmunk19 6 лет назад +24

      that part killed me

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND 5 лет назад +7

      omg I didnt even notice that but when I clicked I laughed HARD

    • @fionnanlynch4566
      @fionnanlynch4566 5 лет назад +8

      John Fortnite Kennedy

  • @farhood95
    @farhood95 8 лет назад +432

    "I'm back motherfuckers" - spoken like a true leader

    • @Shadowdaddy87
      @Shadowdaddy87 2 года назад +3

      That's gonna be Trump in 2024🤣

  • @ryanskinner6792
    @ryanskinner6792 8 лет назад +1186

    R.I.P John F President

    • @Saintnick90
      @Saintnick90 6 лет назад +36

      RIP Sunscreen Bucket.

    • @jasperquartz4612
      @jasperquartz4612 5 лет назад +9

      F

    • @TLK9419
      @TLK9419 11 месяцев назад +1

      I lost it at that part... almost missed it though

  • @memeing_oflife
    @memeing_oflife 5 лет назад +334

    “Albany, Annapolis, Atlanta, Augusta, Austin, Baton Rouge, Bismarck, Boise, Boston, Carson City, Charleston, Cheyenne, Columbia, Columbus, Concord, Denver, Des Moines, Dover, Frankfort, Harrisburg, Hartford, Helena, Honolulu, Indianapolis, Jackson, Jefferson City, Juneau, Lansing, Lincoln, Little Rock, Madison, Montgomery, Montpelier, Nashville, Oklahoma City, Olympia, Phoenix, Pierre, Providence, Raleigh, Richmond, Sacramento, Saint Paul, Salem, Salt Lake City, Santa Fe, Springfield, Tallahassee, Topeka, and Trenton” - *John F. President seconds after being fatally shot in the head 1963*

    • @BillyCrawshrimp
      @BillyCrawshrimp 3 года назад +24

      Thank you Mr. President

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 года назад +12

      What blows my mind (pun not intended!) is how he retained the presence of mind to list them alphabetically.

    • @aarontelander
      @aarontelander Год назад +4

      *John F President

    • @michaeljamessegura2518
      @michaeljamessegura2518 Год назад +3

      Me who lives in Santa Fe: There I am Gary, There I am!

    • @diablojones
      @diablojones Год назад +2

      @@jeremytitus9519That’s why he’s so well regarded.

  • @KaguyaH
    @KaguyaH 4 года назад +430

    "Holy shit, that bullet was meant for me!"
    Never fails to make me laugh hard

  • @DaRealRoachDoggJr
    @DaRealRoachDoggJr 7 лет назад +2916

    There is a reality in an alternate universe and version of earth where this documentary is entirely 100% accurate

    • @stupickles5436
      @stupickles5436 6 лет назад +207

      Not Politically Correct and in that alternate universe, Clickhole made this same video, but they describe the assassination as it actually happened in real life, but played as a joke. Because in that alternate universe, that's this.

    • @DaRealRoachDoggJr
      @DaRealRoachDoggJr 6 лет назад +16

      Livvin Liklarry
      Exactly

    • @ifalone
      @ifalone 5 лет назад +11

      jeez that is mind boggling

    • @Luis-325
      @Luis-325 5 лет назад +30

      I would love living in ClickHole's universe. Only for a few days though, I wanna keep my sanity. Although once I'm over there insanity is sanity.

    • @kingvince7328
      @kingvince7328 5 лет назад +1

      You know strangely enough, if there is a multiverse, at least some of this probably could have happened 😂

  • @nighttray1489
    @nighttray1489 8 лет назад +3629

    This ruined my week. How am I supposed to be productive, when all I can think about is that poor man's sunscreen?

  • @TheStolken
    @TheStolken 8 лет назад +2990

    I lost it when the Hot Dog man reacted to the shooting.

    • @peytonwarren1936
      @peytonwarren1936 8 лет назад +127

      TheStolken so did he

    • @halyomorpha
      @halyomorpha 8 лет назад +208

      TheStolken he brought those hot dogs from home.

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 7 лет назад +57

      TheStolken holy shit, that was meant for him

    • @Composer_Piggy
      @Composer_Piggy 6 лет назад +7

      “I’m back mother heckers” got me

    • @elogeticethan7790
      @elogeticethan7790 5 лет назад +4

      I too had suddenly dropped down to the floor and underwhelming sadness over the assassination. I’m honestly still waiting for the follow up story of the hot dog man too.

  • @Postcinct
    @Postcinct 8 лет назад +1335

    The production value on this is great, it's almost like I'm watching a video.

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 2 года назад +55

    I really hope that some US history teacher showed this to the class without checking the video first.

  • @luxas113
    @luxas113 8 лет назад +126

    "I brought these hotdogs from home" " Holy shit! That bullet was meant for me!"
    -proud hotdog man

  • @TheSnapback
    @TheSnapback 6 лет назад +327

    I knew my history teacher was lying

  • @ColorfulPockets
    @ColorfulPockets 8 лет назад +1871

    Wow. This is the best history show I've ever seen.

  • @samefam3574
    @samefam3574 8 лет назад +867

    One of the best clickhole videos ever, it teaches kids about US history. Eye opening!

  • @educationalvideos4151
    @educationalvideos4151 8 лет назад +193

    it's the mandela effect... his head was shouting world capitals in all the updated videos, not state capitals

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 7 лет назад +13

      educationalvideos there were four head I distinctly remember four heads. And when Ruby shot Oswald he grabbed Oswalds crotch and that's why mad that face

    • @2011derricks
      @2011derricks Год назад

      @@devinthierault *insert care emoji!!!!*

  • @belovedwebpatron9579
    @belovedwebpatron9579 8 лет назад +351

    You have topped yourself. Rest in peace John F. President

  • @sadtimesyeehaw3395
    @sadtimesyeehaw3395 3 года назад +70

    Truly a masterpiece. I had a feeling that my history teachers were lying to me all these years. Rip John F. President

  • @richardfirthucsb
    @richardfirthucsb 8 лет назад +579

    how did they get the actors to keep a straight face saying this nonsense?

    • @housesinmotion6031
      @housesinmotion6031 6 лет назад +58

      with a lot of takes

    • @abowlofsoup6440
      @abowlofsoup6440 6 лет назад +198

      They take a lot of takes, the actors are trained and used to these kind of situations, the actors' family is taken hostage to help them stay serious, etc. They have a lot of tricks to help with keeping a straight face.

    • @diablojones
      @diablojones 6 лет назад +6

      Botox.

    • @chirbychoo
      @chirbychoo 5 лет назад +25

      Nonsense?

    • @howdoyoudo5949
      @howdoyoudo5949 5 лет назад +12

      @@chirbychoo I know right, this here is the best history I've ever heard.

  • @plumdropp
    @plumdropp 2 года назад +18

    He did NOT bring those hotdogs from home!!! INCREDIBLY FALSE STORY. Disgusting. Who would lie about such a thing? What has America come to...

  • @pumapants6833
    @pumapants6833 8 лет назад +170

    Amazing to hear what these people experienced. Truly sad yet beautiful.

  • @blubbb9208
    @blubbb9208 7 лет назад +24

    "Holy shit that bullet was meant for me" I FUCKING DIED LMAO

  • @SteveSunny
    @SteveSunny 8 лет назад +403

    This is good stuff. Shame that this channel isn't more popular.

    • @nizzleprizzle9783
      @nizzleprizzle9783 8 лет назад +9

      Steve Sunny right!

    • @smurfyday
      @smurfyday 6 лет назад

      I doubt that's true, and I bet they just embed the videos here so they don't have to host the videos.

    • @Sul_Opreym
      @Sul_Opreym 5 лет назад

      They have a website Wich is pretty popular

    • @jasperquartz4612
      @jasperquartz4612 5 лет назад

      @Steve Sunny Very Funny

  • @yungplague7404
    @yungplague7404 8 лет назад +490

    LSD is one helluva drug

  • @LordEptar
    @LordEptar 4 года назад +13

    Jesus, the sunscreen... I lost it. That's actually just the most gut wrenching and heart breaking thing I've ever heard.

  • @zippo685
    @zippo685 3 года назад +10

    The hot dog bit is hands down one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my entire life. The visuals, the delivery and timing. Fucking perfection.

  • @happsider
    @happsider 8 лет назад +101

    I miss John F. President

  • @jettrooper3rd930
    @jettrooper3rd930 8 лет назад +118

    By far Clickhole's best work yet.

  • @leem2155
    @leem2155 Год назад +14

    60 years since this video was posted, it still holds up! 500 years later and I might watch it again.

  • @demnidot9279
    @demnidot9279 4 года назад +8

    Lowkey want to become a history teacher just so I can show all my students this when they're first learning about JFK's assassination.
    This is a lot more specific than a lot of the documentaries out there!

  • @gluon3434
    @gluon3434 8 лет назад +153

    so I guess harambe really did have it coming

  • @My600lbStrife
    @My600lbStrife 6 лет назад +39

    Wherever that hotdog man is today, I hope he keeps himself safe. Whatever he knows, he knows too much...

  • @DanielReyes-zu8em
    @DanielReyes-zu8em 3 года назад +6

    I watched this stoned the other night, and I thought it I was having a bad trip... This freaked me the F out..

  • @skyty0
    @skyty0 3 года назад +7

    Four years later and it's still funny as hell. This video is a goddamn masterpiece.

  • @ihateroads7926
    @ihateroads7926 4 года назад +21

    “John F President” subtle but gold

    • @franciasii2435
      @franciasii2435 9 месяцев назад

      I thought that idiot died weeks ago...

  • @starvedfrogs1111
    @starvedfrogs1111 5 лет назад +7

    Playing this in my history class

  • @G.A.Burns_JoyfulNoiseChoir
    @G.A.Burns_JoyfulNoiseChoir Год назад +2

    RUclips providing context because literally nobody thought this was a parody lmao

  • @coffeebean2
    @coffeebean2 4 года назад +3

    Plot twist: clickhole are actually interdimensional travelers and interview people about common things in their world.

  • @serbianspaceforce6873
    @serbianspaceforce6873 5 лет назад +4

    "I'm back motherfuckers"
    and then his head immediately exploded"
    "John F. President"

  • @oldbirbman
    @oldbirbman 2 года назад +4

    I got my teacher to play this in class lol

  • @Proud_Troll
    @Proud_Troll 5 месяцев назад +2

    They keep saying that it sailed through the sky. I find that so frighteningly hilarious

  • @beng8594
    @beng8594 2 года назад +2

    I love the specification that those hotdogs were in fact from home.

  • @JackMMcMullan
    @JackMMcMullan 6 лет назад +17

    I absolutely lost it when they said Kennedy got back up and said I’m back motherfuckers and then his head exploded.

  • @LiLi-or2gm
    @LiLi-or2gm 4 года назад +3

    I was in grade school when they announced that JFK's head had been shot into orbit from a Lincoln Continental Ballistic Missile. It was both sad and exhilarating. When I got home, my parents said that if I ate all of my dinner, we could go outside and watch his his head rise in the night sky and pass over us, blinking on and off. It was really neat and I've never forgotten it!

  • @jesusmyman
    @jesusmyman 7 лет назад +19

    As much as I appreciate this, I would really like to hear from the people who witnessed Lincoln's assassination.

  • @robertsanchez1734
    @robertsanchez1734 6 лет назад +5

    what if i put this on in history class and my teacher didnt review it before and the whole class watches it

  • @maxwills713
    @maxwills713 7 лет назад +42

    I can't believe how serious I took this until they said they re attached his head. This is why I'm failing social studies man
    I jus re watched it and I realized I didn't pay attention to the neck part 0:44 😑 another reason I'm failing. I need to get my shit together.

    • @gdragon42069
      @gdragon42069 6 лет назад +7

      Yeah, get your shit together, max

    • @philcollins4092
      @philcollins4092 6 лет назад +3

      max wills agreed. Get your shit together, Max. You're such a failure, man. Do better. GAWD!

    • @spoonlord4673
      @spoonlord4673 6 лет назад +2

      wait, the neck part didn't throw you off?

    • @happymolecule8894
      @happymolecule8894 6 лет назад +3

      max wills Fucking max wills, get all of your shit together. All of it

  • @bradenburlison4225
    @bradenburlison4225 6 лет назад +6

    1:56 had me dead as fuck 😂

  • @jillianjanner997
    @jillianjanner997 5 лет назад +4

    I’m watching this in class and I’m trying so hard not to laugh

  • @katguthrie8891
    @katguthrie8891 5 лет назад +9

    What can I say? He shouldn’t have dated Taylor Swift.

  • @MonsterMak
    @MonsterMak 5 лет назад +23

    I’ll never forget that faithful day. Yes JFK died, but he died protecting me and my precious hotdogs.

  • @carthag
    @carthag 8 лет назад +7

    My grandma still has Kennedy's ear in a little box, she takes it out sometimes for Thanksgiving :3

  • @dumbratbtch953
    @dumbratbtch953 4 года назад +2

    i’m dying at the hotdog mannnnnn

  • @endisnearyall2165
    @endisnearyall2165 8 лет назад +53

    Is.. Is that Mathew Mcconaughey?

  • @pigcake101
    @pigcake101 3 года назад +2

    Holy shit the old guy saying john F president is my favorite thing ever

  • @generalmullen3895
    @generalmullen3895 5 лет назад +4

    Holy shit that bullet was meant 4 me

  • @oscarguzman3017
    @oscarguzman3017 5 месяцев назад +2

    I love how the pic of him that comes up at 00:20 is cockeyed. Amzing touch.

  • @SparkHazard
    @SparkHazard 6 лет назад +13

    There's something so weirdly consistent about the insane world ClickHole builds up in its media. I can't really explain it, but there's a strange sort of internal logic to their jokes that just makes them all even funnier once you've watched a few of their videos. I'd write an essay about it, but my arms are full up of these hot dogs I brought from home.

  • @trash-chan4882
    @trash-chan4882 8 лет назад +51

    I lost it after seeing harambe
    clickhole is amazing
    I wonder how can they make these qualified videos and pay great actors like this with such a small amout of views

    • @Nelso5000
      @Nelso5000 8 лет назад +14

      They're owned by a bigger company called "the onion".

    • @nizzleprizzle9783
      @nizzleprizzle9783 7 лет назад +2

      パンツ P-chan also their website gets tons of views

    • @jasperquartz4612
      @jasperquartz4612 5 лет назад

      Oh, wyrm?

  • @endmite
    @endmite 6 лет назад +3

    i read “kennedy” as kfc and i thought the mascot for kfc was shot and i clicked the video anyway

  • @silvercheetah92
    @silvercheetah92 8 лет назад +38

    I wish John F President was still Prime Minister of 'Merica

  • @achillesjohnson7941
    @achillesjohnson7941 7 лет назад +21

    When you watch this for a school project...

  • @user-mk5vj5bf3j
    @user-mk5vj5bf3j 6 лет назад +1

    He Said im Back motherfuckers and then his head exploded immeadiately again 😂

  • @gobbygoo
    @gobbygoo 8 лет назад +17

    Truly incredible stories. I'm grateful these individuals decided to share!

  • @dunghoIe
    @dunghoIe 8 лет назад +27

    THIS is what I subscribed for!

    • @voidman9
      @voidman9 8 лет назад +28

      AdditionEdition "Im back motherfuckers"

  • @DrSpikeSpiegel
    @DrSpikeSpiegel 8 лет назад +18

    How does the best video on RUclips have so few views?

  • @kerbosplat
    @kerbosplat 3 года назад +1

    i love how professional this is

  • @matthewcao4993
    @matthewcao4993 6 лет назад +5

    2:00 the best part of the entire video

  • @slueepy1232
    @slueepy1232 5 месяцев назад +2

    You know why you're watching this video right now

  • @RetroVzqz9313
    @RetroVzqz9313 3 года назад +4

    If you set the comments to new
    You have all these commenters of the same generation as these witnesses, questioning the validity of these fine people's statements
    It is sad to see that there are fellow Americans, and even those from other nations, that doubt John F. President's head is in heaven and his wild, nude body is hell
    The absolute temerity of these types to even dispute the events of this well documented national tragedy!
    It just shows you the complete state of nadir our once great nation has reached....

  • @ZombieaidZ
    @ZombieaidZ 8 лет назад +33

    wtf was colonel sanders on

    • @jasperquartz4612
      @jasperquartz4612 5 лет назад

      Wasn't that the guy from The General Car Insurance commercials?

  • @DaRealRoachDoggJr
    @DaRealRoachDoggJr 7 лет назад +10

    I just showed this to my History teacher and he was speechless

  • @Ie1222_
    @Ie1222_ 8 месяцев назад +1

    The memories are coming back, no wonder there was so much commotion around that hotdog stand. I should have known right there and then that something was amiss.

  • @edjamaz4636
    @edjamaz4636 Год назад +3

    I love how the two women tell a pretty cohsesive story and the man is just in his own world

  • @dubclips7266
    @dubclips7266 6 лет назад +2

    This is the best video I've ever watched

  • @mikekisner869
    @mikekisner869 7 лет назад +14

    You know, I've been studying the assassination of Kennedy very hard the last few weeks. I take it very seriously. So maybe that explains why I thought this video was a scream. Can't wait to show it to my friends. I needed this.

  • @ionavram4002
    @ionavram4002 4 года назад +2

    3 generations at best till ppl start thinking this is legit

  • @aarn321
    @aarn321 6 лет назад +4

    I thought this was another regular JFK vid on youtube as I've been obsessively studying the JFK assassination for a few weeks now. This caught me off guard. Tysm, I needed the laugh, because in all seriousness, this case is depressing and dark AF.

  • @skyty0
    @skyty0 Год назад +2

    There will never be a better cold open

  • @jarltrippin
    @jarltrippin 2 года назад +2

    It's an actual sin that this video doesn't have at least a million views.

    • @audreylafore
      @audreylafore Год назад

      No it's a good thing this video sucks

  • @YostPeter
    @YostPeter 7 лет назад +1

    The great thing about ClickHole's "clickbait" title is that these stories, by definition, _are_ incredible.

  • @bigh213
    @bigh213 8 лет назад +8

    This is comedy gold, found you on ifunny. Auto sub btw...

  • @shamusbob7969
    @shamusbob7969 3 года назад

    I wonder how much of this was improvised, the Hotdog lady was fucking comedy gold.

  • @Ikxi
    @Ikxi Год назад +5

    John F President lmao

  • @psl6145
    @psl6145 6 лет назад

    I fucking lost it when she said Kennedy's brain was the size of a chicken nugget so they couldn't see it.

  • @OneOddPerson
    @OneOddPerson Год назад +3

    I would love to be one of those people that actually fell for this.

  • @j.d.salinger3709
    @j.d.salinger3709 7 лет назад

    Amazing writing. The best video yet.

  • @tomstark2354
    @tomstark2354 4 года назад +5

    I never knew this, I'm gonna use it for my college presentation on the assassination of JFK, thank you for uploading ❤👍🏻

  • @mothmansadilf
    @mothmansadilf 3 года назад +1

    "Holy shit that bullet was meant for me"😂

  • @johnniemac173
    @johnniemac173 5 лет назад +7

    Imagine living in the alternate universe where all Clickhole videos are completely accurate.

  • @madgamer125
    @madgamer125 7 лет назад

    this is the best channel i've ever seen

  • @whippedalcremie7718
    @whippedalcremie7718 8 лет назад +6

    make more like these please. very heartwarming but sad

  • @Unit6Visuals
    @Unit6Visuals 6 лет назад +1

    way too fucking high for this, didnt realize it was a joke until 2:35

  • @smilingipad3044
    @smilingipad3044 6 лет назад +8

    Kennedy is dead?

  • @kylano525
    @kylano525 3 года назад +1

    Deadass having a dummy head sounds like a good idea

  • @ronin_user
    @ronin_user 4 года назад +3

    I’m back rubber-truckers.

  • @Overlordough1201
    @Overlordough1201 3 года назад +2

    I was not prepared for the gorilla with the sign

  • @KingDecahedron
    @KingDecahedron 8 лет назад +15

    Gone but not forgotten - Kennedy's Head - 11/22/1963