When a girl with no money calls you broke

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2022
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  • @MudhaffarAdhwa
    @MudhaffarAdhwa 2 года назад +1990

    These girls want Dior but they sleeping on Di-floor 😭😭

    • @MudhaffarAdhwa
      @MudhaffarAdhwa 2 года назад +73

      Not mine btw, I got this from hoodville

    • @Arman-tq4jq
      @Arman-tq4jq 2 года назад +79

      she dont believe in shooting stars but she believe in shoes and cars
      -American Philosopher, Kanye West

    • @hpa2361
      @hpa2361 2 года назад +13

      @@MudhaffarAdhwa a man of culture I see

    • @Dixnnn
      @Dixnnn 2 года назад +3

      @@Vivacomunismo chill mr lyric lieutenant

    • @Vivacomunismo
      @Vivacomunismo 2 года назад +3

      @@Dixnnn that's Sargent to you

  • @imrantahir1678
    @imrantahir1678 2 года назад +6190

    Fun fact: Volkswagen owns Lamborghini so, hypothetically, ApnaJ is driving an entry level Lamborghini

    • @aadi8568
      @aadi8568 2 года назад +512

      does that mean my skoda fabia is a bugatti chiron

    • @SupremeST25
      @SupremeST25 2 года назад +352

      @@aadi8568 or that my bmw 1 series is a rolls royce ghost

    • @seanseany6481
      @seanseany6481 2 года назад +83

      @@aadi8568 entry level haaaaa 😅😅😅😅 yooo

    • @aadi8568
      @aadi8568 2 года назад +11

      @@SupremeST25 lmao

    • @Dabkking
      @Dabkking 2 года назад +8

      Factsssss

  • @UnosHombreBlanco
    @UnosHombreBlanco 2 года назад +1573

    "you not gonna drop me home?"
    "Take the Lamborghini" 😂😭

  • @ammarnabikhan4810
    @ammarnabikhan4810 2 года назад +2188

    0:36 this was one of the funniest laughs I've ever heard

    • @lanceryderwilson8618
      @lanceryderwilson8618 2 года назад +182

      Sounded like i got lost in a forest in Africa

    • @mariamali6020
      @mariamali6020 2 года назад +24

      lolololololol soooooooooo funny he heee he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeee im a booss ash bish

    • @subhankitchoudhury6159
      @subhankitchoudhury6159 2 года назад +39

      @@lanceryderwilson8618 man, I'm sleeping near my girl. And after this comment she woke up😂😂😂

    • @Spacemaaan
      @Spacemaaan 2 года назад +4

      @@lanceryderwilson8618 AHAHAHA thats funny as hell xD

    • @AudiSlideGod
      @AudiSlideGod 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChristisLord7777
    @ChristisLord7777 2 года назад +950

    Sitting in the car but asks if this is the car you're taking her in. I'm dead💀

    • @jabril049
      @jabril049 2 года назад +30

      Alie I don’t get why people do that

    • @ChristisLord7777
      @ChristisLord7777 2 года назад +19

      @@jabril049 deluded my friend. Deluded.

    • @rorobear1940
      @rorobear1940 2 года назад +85

      “Nah this is the car I drive to the car I’m gonna take you in”

    • @higabgjan1021
      @higabgjan1021 2 года назад +3

      @@jabril049 😭😭

    • @gatooncracko527
      @gatooncracko527 Год назад

      @@rorobear1940 LOL

  • @Dragon_OfTheWest
    @Dragon_OfTheWest 2 года назад +3272

    Mate, if this isn't the truest depiction of today's generation of self entitlement, I don't know what is, fucking top quality banter

    • @anonymousceleb1148
      @anonymousceleb1148 2 года назад +64

      Man, if you aren't over-generalising, I don't know what counts

    • @LordSufiYT
      @LordSufiYT 2 года назад +145

      @@anonymousceleb1148 ur mum is over generalising

    • @quixote5986
      @quixote5986 2 года назад +17

      @@LordSufiYT get off the internet bro and also which 4 idiots liked that comment tf

    • @hoesmad1456
      @hoesmad1456 2 года назад +139

      @@anonymousceleb1148 Doesn't matter if he's generalising, it's true tho, a lot of women really are like this.

    • @Zamliyx3
      @Zamliyx3 2 года назад +29

      @@hoesmad1456 maybe its because thats the type of girls that these type of men are attracting? because any decent woman sees how alot of men nowadays show their incel/degen ways of thinking and ANY decent woman just dodges them,so the only woman left are the shitty ones,doesnt that makes sense to you ? if you have nothing else to offer besides money,guess who you gonna attract? females who are after your money because thats the only thing you got goin for yourself considering your personality is vile af,and men dont hide that wich makes it easier for decent woman to just dodge em

  • @randomchild4440
    @randomchild4440 2 года назад +784

    "i must be broken" that got me 🤣

  • @musicish2800
    @musicish2800 2 года назад +582

    0:37 I lost it at the laugh😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexflavoie
    @alexflavoie 2 года назад +276

    1:37 THAT ZOOM ON THE VW LOGO 🤣🤣

    • @lanceryderwilson8618
      @lanceryderwilson8618 2 года назад +25

      "neesan mykra"

    • @scurus11scurus
      @scurus11scurus 2 года назад +20

      @@lanceryderwilson8618 it sounded to me like she said Nissan Minecraft 🤣🤣

  • @FaithFullMemory
    @FaithFullMemory 2 года назад +796

    The fact that you've made so many videos, and they only get funnier. Funniest guy on RUclips No cap.

  • @youngmula7916
    @youngmula7916 2 года назад +281

    this is a hood classic lol

  • @bilaalmufid5983
    @bilaalmufid5983 2 года назад +860

    Most women like that feel like they're entitled to everything, man. ApnaJ be spitting indirect facts.

    • @igee1605
      @igee1605 2 года назад +43

      Direct fax

    • @eeeyea9304
      @eeeyea9304 2 года назад +8

      Not rlly

    • @s..a893
      @s..a893 2 года назад +80

      @@eeeyea9304 yes really

    • @saladfingers.
      @saladfingers. 2 года назад +47

      Men expect a huge amount from women too. If women expect money, men expect looks. Both sides are in the wrong.

    • @amigoAsterisk
      @amigoAsterisk 2 года назад +148

      @@saladfingers. Wrong. Women expect looks and money. Men expect looks

  • @Alice45894
    @Alice45894 2 года назад +185

    Imagine his neighbours watching him filming all these skits 😂

  • @sxrib.s
    @sxrib.s 2 года назад +77

    Take the lamborgini HAHAHA killed me BRA

  • @reportedbeast4260
    @reportedbeast4260 2 года назад +104

    0:37 that laugh has me dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JeffreyPhamigo
    @JeffreyPhamigo 2 года назад +100

    S/O to the window opener too. Fire skit as always!!!

  • @TricxptFor3
    @TricxptFor3 2 года назад +100

    that voice she suddenly made when saying “I DON’T DRIVE!”

    • @faithful451
      @faithful451 2 года назад +6

      Ikr she started channeling Gary the geezer

  • @bosky373
    @bosky373 2 года назад +13

    It’s annoying when the act like they are rich when they are bankrupt😒😒😒

  • @jasakure1440
    @jasakure1440 2 года назад +135

    Your laugh be making my day 😂😂

  • @JOJO-tf9rs
    @JOJO-tf9rs 2 года назад +33

    0:36 got me dying sounds like a war cry ngl

  • @tsweens13
    @tsweens13 2 года назад +20

    “you not gonna take me home?”
    “take the Lamborghini!”
    Love it 😂

  • @tasfiquesaber7934
    @tasfiquesaber7934 2 года назад +30

    "Just say that" always gets me lol

  • @PhamVans
    @PhamVans 2 года назад +25

    "Take the Lamborghini." 😒
    You kill me brotha, keep up the good work! 🤣😂🤣

  • @supersaiyan2
    @supersaiyan2 2 года назад +11

    0:52 that sound effect always kills me😂

  • @brownitachi1222
    @brownitachi1222 2 года назад +52

    This guys been doing bits lately🔥🔥

  • @MrRed-cf6gk
    @MrRed-cf6gk Год назад +3

    Her little hyena laugh kills me. 😂

  • @salvadorianboy100
    @salvadorianboy100 2 года назад +16

    If youre broke just say that😂😂

  • @TheDiamond872
    @TheDiamond872 2 года назад +1

    As they say, men build stuff, women move in.

  • @lllkkkmmm11
    @lllkkkmmm11 2 года назад +4

    Bro keep up the good work, your funny af much love

  • @Gabja
    @Gabja 2 года назад +5

    Dude, just don't stop making this quality content. 🔥

  • @ultrabonkpcgaming9247
    @ultrabonkpcgaming9247 2 года назад +23

    Your videos always crack me up, appnaj you are a legend to this world 😂

  • @intoxicz
    @intoxicz 2 года назад +8

    “Take the Lamborghini!” 😭😭🤣

  • @kuldipsajdeva7785
    @kuldipsajdeva7785 2 года назад +1

    Was here when he was on 10K subs, still underrated !

  • @PeterSniffin_
    @PeterSniffin_ 2 года назад +38

    Never clicked on a video so fast keep it up man!! so underrated

  • @thenamecantbeblank
    @thenamecantbeblank 2 года назад +35

    Sad thing is that it’s not even an exaggeration.

  • @majinemsi2583
    @majinemsi2583 2 года назад +5

    *window goes down*
    "aren't you gonna take me--"
    *window goes up*

  • @heyoops8579
    @heyoops8579 2 года назад +7

    These starting to sound personal atp

    • @solarislawson4152
      @solarislawson4152 2 года назад

      What does atp mean?

    • @heyoops8579
      @heyoops8579 2 года назад

      @@solarislawson4152 at this point

    • @nightly4303
      @nightly4303 2 года назад +2

      @@solarislawson4152 Adenosine triphosphate (ATP) is an organic compound and hydrotrope that provides energy to drive many processes in living cells, such as muscle contraction, nerve impulse propagation, condensate dissolution, and chemical synthesis. Found in all known forms of life, ATP is often referred to as the "molecular unit of currency" of intracellular energy transfer.[2] When consumed in metabolic processes, it converts either to adenosine diphosphate (ADP) or to adenosine monophosphate (AMP). Other processes regenerate ATP so that the human body recycles its own body weight equivalent in ATP each day.[3] It is also a precursor to DNA and RNA, and is used as a coenzyme.

  • @elu1932
    @elu1932 2 года назад +3

    This was for real the best comedy short I've seen... No joke!

  • @amarrmdn
    @amarrmdn 2 года назад +14

    Keep up the good content g love it 😍

  • @tjmorgan8475
    @tjmorgan8475 2 года назад

    Wale Adeyemi tee...brought back memories

  • @freemind1229
    @freemind1229 2 года назад +3

    I love this guy hahaha he is very funny. Watching from Bhutan 🇧🇹

  • @p.s29
    @p.s29 2 года назад +5

    Loved it.
    Waiting for the bossman video!! 😀

  • @crxmz9554
    @crxmz9554 2 года назад +8

    Best channel in the world 💯

  • @hakshustletv
    @hakshustletv 2 года назад +10

    The Birkin after the first date fucked me up🤣

  • @BikeRush
    @BikeRush 2 года назад +4

    Man never misses

  • @hanzo_hasashi5
    @hanzo_hasashi5 2 года назад +1

    This guy is actually too funny😂😂😂

  • @jesuspieces6466
    @jesuspieces6466 2 года назад

    I love this fella man

  • @medicalstudybuddy2964
    @medicalstudybuddy2964 2 года назад +4

    Man filmed that restaurant scene in five minutes. Respect 👌

  • @Darth_Revan25
    @Darth_Revan25 2 года назад +5

    "...first you pick me up in a Nissan Micra..."
    *zooms in on VW logo* 😂

  • @hypermangi8265
    @hypermangi8265 2 года назад +1

    1:18 ApnaJ wid the I C E 👽🥶

  • @michaelmlamar8321
    @michaelmlamar8321 2 года назад +32

    ApnaJ is like an elite special forces sniper, he doesn't miss

  • @quakazaki2792
    @quakazaki2792 2 года назад

    The most relatable video of ApnaJ so far

  • @constanceleslie5329
    @constanceleslie5329 2 года назад +1

    Im a grown woman and I can say I hate when females be like dat LoL 🤣😜 u so on point

  • @uptown-h
    @uptown-h 2 года назад +3

    Was having a stressful day till I saw this lmaoooo underrated

  • @krishnachandradas8386
    @krishnachandradas8386 2 года назад +1

    lol! Highlight--- take the Lamborghini. 🤣

  • @DailyIndianInternet
    @DailyIndianInternet 2 года назад +2

    ApnaJ always knows what's going on

  • @Nathan-tq4pf
    @Nathan-tq4pf 2 года назад

    Haha serious shit man. We all been der bro.

  • @wilfriedyankou3712
    @wilfriedyankou3712 2 года назад +3

    A video with longbeachgriffy is the crossover we need

  • @officialmunroe5036
    @officialmunroe5036 2 года назад +4

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH LOVED THIS ONE BRO LOL😂

  • @thelegendofcool7974
    @thelegendofcool7974 2 года назад

    Man makes some amazing content! Keep it up G

  • @itsJP302
    @itsJP302 2 года назад

    Bros videos alwys got me 😂

  • @SKRRTCOBAIN00
    @SKRRTCOBAIN00 2 года назад +1

    Last bit was hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @LRS7B
    @LRS7B 2 года назад +1

    *02:00** ”Take the Lamborghini”* 😆😆😆😆

  • @prodbydripz9676
    @prodbydripz9676 2 года назад +5

    “Take the Lamborghini” 😂😂😂

  • @kenxn103
    @kenxn103 2 года назад +6

    YESS I ALWAYS WAIT FOR HIS VIDS💯🔥

  • @Ali.Ben-Hariz
    @Ali.Ben-Hariz 2 года назад

    Naa you’re too funny bro 😂😂😂😂

  • @Imed-nk8lj
    @Imed-nk8lj 2 года назад +4

    Most underrated youtuber

  • @Theearthyexplorer1
    @Theearthyexplorer1 2 года назад +9

    I must be broken 😂

  • @mickyskickreviews4826
    @mickyskickreviews4826 2 года назад

    Is bro spinning. He always got the durag

  • @MrColinisation
    @MrColinisation 2 года назад +4

    I'm so broke I had to look up what, Hakkasan was.
    😥

    • @Manykhl
      @Manykhl 2 года назад +1

      I was waiting for that comment. I had no idea how to spell it

  • @Addy-745
    @Addy-745 2 года назад +1

    Oye sardar balle balle shawa shava burrhaaaaaa 😂 mauj krdi sardar aur video bna 👍

  • @Spartaaaiigghh
    @Spartaaaiigghh 2 года назад +3

    This gave me a flashback to playing Test Drive Unlimited 2... There were "quests" where you would get notifications on your map that an NPC would like a ride to somewhere different on the map. Anyways, I roll up in a sick Volkswagen GTI, and it's a rich girl carry shopping bags that says "I'm not getting in that!"

  • @holdmynescafe9800
    @holdmynescafe9800 2 года назад

    the ending with that song gives vibes from Taxi Driver movie

  • @budgettech9610
    @budgettech9610 2 года назад +15

    Lolll bro keep this shit up bro lol 😂

  • @McGregorsPlumbingandHeating
    @McGregorsPlumbingandHeating 2 года назад +10

    This is why I've been choosing to stay single for many years now. Women are nothing but a distraction, first, they make you feel like you're on top of the world and once they feel they've got you by the balls they push you off the edge of the world, making you feel less than what you are. And I'm not even hurt anymore, that was back in my high school years. I just been observing relationships fall apart just as fast as they fall together. The worst part is it's all these damaged females who are ruining good dudes. Just focus on yourself, no 😺 is worth your inner peace and your come up

    • @MrJuice-qe7nv
      @MrJuice-qe7nv 2 года назад +1

      💯

    • @JoeBoy95
      @JoeBoy95 6 месяцев назад +2

      Someone else can only ruin you if you're weak bro, if you're solid enough in yourself people can come and go and it won't bother you

  • @watchmegrow4625
    @watchmegrow4625 2 года назад +3

    Man's got that sick whip

  • @KnjazNazrath
    @KnjazNazrath Год назад

    That laugh was on point fr.

  • @stankolodin5586
    @stankolodin5586 2 года назад

    Yoo the end, music on que.

  • @traziverse
    @traziverse 2 года назад +1

    Bro that laughter in the pizza shop was a 100% accurate

  • @who-tube
    @who-tube 2 года назад +1

    "Jus say dat, jusaydat" 💁🏿‍♀️

  • @MrMojoboy786
    @MrMojoboy786 2 года назад +2

    That zoom on the volkswagen logo after she said nissan micra haha

  • @chrino
    @chrino 2 года назад +1

    “see yea cause no”

  • @TheGolfCommunity1
    @TheGolfCommunity1 2 года назад +2

    He’s the provider lol

  • @twangerrrrrr
    @twangerrrrrr 2 года назад +1

    the end line was perfect

  • @drogba2k10
    @drogba2k10 2 года назад

    I love this guy when he does the girl part 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @alfredvalentino7919
    @alfredvalentino7919 2 года назад

    The laugh
    cracks me everytime 😂

  • @GCurtisJr
    @GCurtisJr 2 года назад +4

    Shorty broke but got Ray-Bans😂

  • @Stedman75
    @Stedman75 2 года назад +1

    The version of you on the right looks like that person who was on dr phil debating matt walsh lmao

  • @juliusceaser6118
    @juliusceaser6118 2 года назад

    ur comedy is legend

  • @IsmailIsmail-qq9dn
    @IsmailIsmail-qq9dn 2 года назад +1

    That laugh tho 😂🤣

  • @brid4money
    @brid4money 2 года назад +37

    Next video idea: when family comes over and start bragging about their succesful son, then your dad compares their son to you

    • @anmolsk6523
      @anmolsk6523 2 года назад

      Bro half of the skit youtubers have already done that. And also it doesn't fit his style of content

  • @emilegordon2988
    @emilegordon2988 2 года назад +2

    The stone cold delivery of the female lines really gives you an idea of how they really are

  • @keifer7813
    @keifer7813 2 года назад

    That ending was remarkable. 10/10

  • @grindhard95
    @grindhard95 2 года назад +1

    Funny, yet so true about some females out there 👍

  • @rayyanhossain9872
    @rayyanhossain9872 2 года назад +1

    0:37 apnaj has officially unlocked siamang monke call

  • @blaisea2652
    @blaisea2652 9 месяцев назад

    😂 they dare look down on my car too

  • @alextheasian6716
    @alextheasian6716 2 года назад

    Nissan micra had me rolling bro

  • @geznicks
    @geznicks 2 года назад

    Apnas on that Sigma grindset

  • @lunasaritaaa
    @lunasaritaaa 2 года назад +7

    imo every date should be paid 50/50, can’t expect someone to provide everything for you

  • @samuellanders1177
    @samuellanders1177 2 года назад

    "Who are you ?" 🤣🤣