How Girls talk nowadays
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"youre speaking english but youre not englishing" lmao best quotes here
🤣
Came here to say this!
Haha 😭😂
See yea cos no😂😂
👀 u aint heard this before??
"Make it make sense"
"Its just not giving"
Jesus christ this is too correct
You have to say "your shit reasons dont work for me. Im not a clown to listen to this. Go sign up for morze langauge course if you like coded stuff. I dont need this or you" walk out. This fixes their brain and priorities
@@aidarsharafullin3154 wtf are you talking about
So accurate 😂😂
@@notifsforcommentsoffarguew7419 I’m crying
Jesus Christ loves you. Repent and believe in Him to be saved
“You like to call yourself my man, but you can’t connect our minds and read my thoughts. Make it make sense” 💀😭😭
😭😭😭😂😂
Argument my girl likes to have with me every so often
Tf is that pfp
This is how my preteen aged sister talks and its absolutely terrifying and confusing.
LOOOL yes
Ahahaha
Does she make the bird noises too while being angry?
@@dhirajkumargupta4151 😭😭😂😂
my cus does this bro it sucks
"You're a Caprisun and I'm an Asparagus, I just don't think it's gonna work because our star signs aren't compatible "
ayayaya im dead😭✋
I like Vimtos
That's a red flag 🚩🚩😷😷
@@Rezzanine Robinson
@@Hanzo1 ocuuuuuur
You know she's getting serious when starts making bird of prey nocturnal animal noises like she's about to take you out
Them animals be nocturnal asf
IM WHEEZING
@@messymelon2513 You're one of them.
@@cosminaifrim4086 HELPKSUA
@A. V. lol, but for what reason? Was it to ease the tension? XD
You forgot “You understood the assignment”😂😂😂
He also forgot "Not the..."
You forgot the it’s the assignment for me boo Ok sis period
UGHHHHHH
@@audrey7440STOOOP
I liked how when she was describing "mind-linking" she said telekinesis. That's not even what mind reading is, that's moving things! Small detail that made me laugh!
COME ON EINSTEIN WE ALL KNEW IT!
Hilarious
Telepathy
@@OttoGrainer27 see 👀 yah cause no
@t That's mitosis/meiosis my friend. The first one being cell division into 2 daughter cells and the former being cell division into 4 gametes.
You might be thinking of telophase which is the final process in mitosis (Prophase, metaphase, anaphase, telophase) followed by cytokenesis.
"Just saaay that, just saay that!"
"Its the ______ for me on periodt boo"
@trix o 😐
@trix o BeStIe
@trix o you will next week
The sad thing is there are actually girls like this out there right now
and they have boyfriends
@@Maria-gd4vf true that
Most Western girls are like this.
And they think its normal
please God save us
I always say the “It’s giving ___” thing and I can’t stop 💀
You upload gacha and use "💀" your right to speak and or have an opinion which would be false either way and invalid is gone you have the right to remain silent you *skunk* if you reply to this you are just crying and lonley as __ Bye litteraly never speak again you have a sub goal in your description L Blocked reported for child abuse
You are the girl he is acting as in the video I saw your posts too 💀
@@Keatoil since when did you think your opinion mattered too? your username literally starts with an E, therefore your speaking rights have been revoked
@@Keatoil Is everything okay at home?
@@TertiaryQuota bruh who said you’re allowed to talk 👨🏿🍼
I'm not gen z, but my younger sister is in her early 20s and has adopted all of these. We don't even live in an English speaking country
Lmao same i talk like this sometimes and english isn't even my first language
My friend too, and we live in Italy and she put english slang in italian sentence…its soooooo confusing
Same I speak like this sometimes and I feel attacked 😂
American culture everywhere
Cultural Industry has it’s effect on human societies throughout the world
It changed into a horror scene real quick from 0-100
Alfred Hitchcock could never...
Fr
It‘s not a horror movie it‘s reality
✨It's the simple act of existing for me✨ *claps*
@@Cub__ not an open space to show your misogyny
@@rubahash4857 Girls aren't immune from getting beat up, this is 2021, anyone can get it.
@@chico9805 true, equal rights equal fights
We need kazuma in this world
@@Cub__ I’ve seen u spam the comment section so much calm down bro it’s a video 😭 weird neek
Having a really shitty day and this made me laugh so hard! Thank you!
Hope u had a good day today
Pretty
Ur a girl, so do u talk like this?
@@ham-sley1308 ???
Okurrrrrrr
This is accurate. Also, I’m fairly certain “see yeah cus no” been around since middle school 😂
The eagle screech was the best I wasn't expecting that at all 🤣
💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
200th like bro
I'm dead 🖐🏻🤣
Finished me coz
I don't understand the screeches, I mean, they were so random so I just laughed, but why are you lot laughing at it?
The bird noises had me dying 😂😂😂😂😭
Same
I don't get it😭
there’s also girls who think they can stop mandem from fighting, for example: “stopppuhh this isn’t youuu-uhhh” “he listens to me, i can make him stop”
Your username.
wait wherent people making fun the girls that do this. Like from movie scenes and stuff
@@Kshipss what ab it?
Hahahahahahaha omgg
main character syndrome at its finest lmao
“See yea but no, it’s just not givinggg” 😂😂😂
I’m guilty 🤩🙃
Twitter learns a phrase and repeats it everyday for the rest of their lives 😭😭
for two months *
yo this needs to blow up
ain’t nobody gna die
@@amor7886 he’s clearly a Sikh ffs
“It’s the audacity to speak, for me… if men didn’t speak the world would be a better place”💀🤣
MEN WHO SPEAK ARE RED FLAGS!!
@@smilechynwa definitely,if we speak then were probably already cheating 😂
@@smilechynwa go off sis slay kween
THE EAGLE SOUND😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this man has me crying in the break room
“It’s not giving SUPERMAN” 😭
"Okay, sorry for being a human..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAOO
Bottom fragging likes as well
@@JD-ee4df HAHAHAHA, i think i picked the wrong line this time
@@kamalbhattarai1590 Trust me this wasn't the one
“That’s on purrrrr” every girl out here like that😂😂
Can’t lie this gotta be one of the only skit channels that actually make me laugh 😂😂😂
" See ya cus no "
🤣 You got me dead in this whole vid
And the animal noises as well 😭
If men didn't speak it'll be a better place
Garry the geezer:- shut up n make some chai-Tea
And some water without the spice
@@frameofmindextremecraft120 You’re not gonna give us a water water are ya
And a nan bread
@@shafir2 yo give my nan a naan bread becuz she's got naan naan bread.
"If you don't have telekinesis just say that.."
Fucking dead.
It's amazing how accurate this is. The girls in my class always saying, "My man didn't give me a hug today It's flippin pissin me off omfggg"
And then proceed to talk about the same thing for the rest of the school day.
So your stalking them and listen to every single conversation they have during the day?
@@katybee3891 I'm a girl myself so i'm surrounded by girls a lot of the time who complain about things like this. Why do people online have to take everything out of context 😐
Yah, they would speak about it, bcs that the only interesting thing going on in their life unfortunately and they are very excited about it😂 at that age there’s more important things they should focus on, like their education and self growth
When is Shotmanz returning 😩
He is too involved wid the beefs innit bravs
@@nathanw9770 cyamon tell hims
shotzman in da gym 24/7 365 doing chest flicks and bicep clicks
mans turning fine establishments into the crime scenes innit brav
shortmanz been cuaght lacking bruv
I literally cry laughed from the bird noises and twitching at the end
The 'literally' was the only thing missing in it
As a girl I can confirm that this is... accurate! 😂
The panic in his eyes as he is rushing to leave the room is hilarious lol
My sister talks like this xD this is the deep end of meme talk ~you do wonder what the next-gen people will talk like
They’ll just chirp like birds
Like Mr Krabs from the robot episode
We won't be able to understand them. And they'll blame it on us being old
You need to hold an intervention for her lol
@@someoneelse5581 some are already barking and meowing to best convey their intent.
They’re always saying stuff they don’t even understand 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Dunning-Kruger effect in action.
🥱
Oh we do understand we do it to confuse u lol
Nah just because u dont understand it doesnt mean we dont 💀
That okurr! Slay ! Periodt! Line got me rolling 😂😂😂😂
this whole skit was done so fucking well I can definitely imagine watching this 10 years from now and absolutely cracking up 😂😂😂
the bird noises at the end had me close to tears 😭🤣🤣🤣
I bet he breathes 🚩🚩🚩🚩
I hope not! That's the biggest red flag of all.
Brothe* 🤣
the "see ya cause no" took me out 🤣i aint even realize we say that alot😭
I hate that I can decipher all that girl talk perfectly.
Even from 1:24 ?😅😅😅
“Your speaking English but it’s not Englishing”
10/11/2021
This quote will go down in the history books
Only, it will be as "you're speaking", no place for "your spekaing" in any book whatsoever.
I second the rest.
The hand gestures, the claps everything is so on point i can't 😂😂😂😂😂
And saying “I can’t”… can’t what??
That okurrrrrr....man it had me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When twt people speak irl
Bruhh I almost had heart attack from laughing so hard
literally same here😂
It's a sad state of affairs really
@@jmcc8718 yeah it is and I'm a girl lot of girls my age actually talk like this .
@@Vampybattie all western girls 25 and under
@@Vampybattie haha yep, god bless you
Mbbants would have said
"Are You SKUNKED"
You mean Y. MStizzy?
You don’t even play games on your channel what
@@Waseemmmm shut up
@@DeejayEscoKenya Thanks for liking my comment on accident
The animal calls at the end really sealed it for me 😂
This has no business being accurate and funny
noo that ending had me dead😂😭😭
This you?
What a weird reply. 🤨 just like how not all men are trash not all women speak like this. First woman you see in the comments this is what you say? Seriously
@@hanam430 It's not that serious Hana Montana, relax.
@@Cub__ HEY! I *_LIKED_* HANNAH MONTANA! LEARN TO SPELL!!
yo the eagle sounds had me deadddd
I died at the ghost hype women 😂😭
I'm so glad that there are no people like this in my life.
"see yeah cuz no" that hit different lmao
"See yeah cuz no" 😂😂😂 with the sound effect had me
“See yeah cuz no!”
“See yeah cuz no???!?!”
Lmao
At The pigeon noises part, I was dying😂
It’s always the clapped girls💀💀
It’s funny, until you realise that the simplification of language really has become an ever growing issue thanks to the strong prevalence of technology that places speed and superficiality over thought and coherent expression. The more we simplify language and are unable to express ourselves in a clear and precise manner the more we get closer to the Orwellian concepts in 1984. Essentially, if you take away the human ability to think, then exerting control over masses becomes easier, thus allowing the desire for power, which effectively has never vanished from society, to grow stronger but more importantly, easier to achieve. Girls speaking in this way seems like a trivial thing and something linked being young and trying to be ‘cool’, but I fear that in fact our generation is inherently dumb.
i aint reading all that bruv
Nice 👍
I agree with your first sentence but idk about anything past that
@@rudymatheson1415 To summarise, man essentially said that girls speaking like this is a sign of general stupidity growing in society, which will allow our elite overlords to control us.
Can u do my homework?
THE EAGLE SOUNDS LITERALLY MADE ME CRY LMAO
as a girl myself i can't help but find this funny 😂😂😂😂
"See ya cause no" lmaooo 😭
“Yasssss queen” “slayyyyyyy” “LMFAOOOOO-I-I CANT” “BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA” “LOLOLOL” “LMAAAAOOOOOOO-“ “PERIODT” “I-“
Nah the sound effects at the end like some sort of mating call 😭😭
“It’s just not giving” 😂😂😂 the hand movements
I hope these “type of girls” see this 🤣
MAN I DONT THINK IVE LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A WHILE LMAOOO WHAT IS THISSSSS
Nah started laughing at Bonjour😂😂
As a woman, I’m glad you’re courageous enough to make skits like this!
Instead of being AFRAID to “offend” the crybabies.
no one cares
@@gateway2hell lmaoo fr
Bro what.. No one cares?
pick me detected.
Lot of his fans are women, you are literal making fake issue to complain about and boost your egos.
When he said ‘that’s on prrrr’ had me dying🤣🤣🤣
Okey, that's it. I'm out of breath. That was the most hilarious thing i saw this whole year. Thank you so much. 🤣
The lights in the background are so accurate LOL
Sometimes i wish i could forget this and come back to watch it fresh
The “skrrrrrr” at the got me dead lmaooo 🤣
The ending absolutely killed me 😭😭😭😭
this is genuinely hilarious and so accurate
"See yeah, but no" 🤣
The fact that I say this had me 😂🤣😅
You're too accurate man! 😆
When he starts doing the pigeon sounds. I'm finished 😆😅😅
Lmao I lost it when it went from “okurrr” sounding like a cockatoo to the hawk screech
I came back just to hear him say “it’s just not giving” 😂😂😂 okurrr
"Okurr” literally me and I’ll never stop
LMAOOO omg this is one of the most hilariously accurate things I've seen 😭
I screamed through this whole thing.
Man, this is pure gold.. big up.
"MAKE IT MAKE SENSE"
"PPPrrRrrr...perioddd"
I'm crying why so accurate 😭
AAVE lore :
- get criminally appropriated by cringe genz and lgbtqwerty+ people
- get hated by the rest of the world
I was in a room alone and that ending scared the SHITS out of me!😆
My man's lowkey looking like French Montana
Me a 16 year old, even I can't understand what they tryna talk about.
'See yeah cause no'. This is a legitimate sentence in conversational English and I ain't even mad about it :D
It's the aave "for me" got these girls and guys saying "trendy words" they have never used before🥴
LOOOOOOOOL THIS IS SO ON POINT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO POINT THIS OUT HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE
Saludos desde España, eres un grande!! Big man🇪🇸
It’s sad to see how far some girls have fallen
''C yeah cuz no'' ''Englishing'' 😂😂😂
yh shuuuuush
No, no, NO ! When she starts making bird noises at the end, I'M SO WEAK 🤣
I come back to this daily