@@unrelentingpest The world is already explored mate, and because of the internet and TV he will know roughly or quite precisely what to expect in any country/place on the planet
@@sdsd2e2321 Oh, so he thinks he would have been one of the extremely few to have the opportunity to discover a new place back when people were floating around on wooden ships? This guy lmao
Hyperguy2000 Alex Jones and thanos had a 1v1 all that was left of thanos was a little purple skin and Alex Jones swallow it whole it was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen
Cristian Ionas wait, but that's cheating. this man is god himself no one can defeat him, his power is unlimited he is literally gonna wreck their world in that game.
Cristian Ionas I'd like to see him in "Destroyed in Seconds", chained to a post or something. Then after they push the plunger, flying through the air in all different directions, on fire.
I just imagine him running around talking s*** throwing pills at your head and when you go to confront him he claims that he's being attacked by the government and like five of his fans come out and call you a Satanist and throw Sandy Hook victims at you
This is it. Humanity has peaked. We have never and will never come up with something else that packs this much raw entertainment into such a short amount of time.
Alex Jones should be the next new Avenger. His superhuman powers include the ability to discern the sexual orientation of frogs and to catch any anti-human scum, no matter how fast they run.
@@hollythemage1350 A friend of mine did that in high school, his rating was "undrinkable/10". He also tried making oatmeal with protein powder and it made inedible makeshift concrete.
@David Huerta Probably the same reason as why all the children on youtube keep using that stupid epik maymay format like nobody: absolutely nobody: not a single soul in the entire galaxy: me: FART LOL xD It's exhausting and the people who do that shit need to die.
In the year 2026, Earth had it's first mass invasion. Desperate, not knowing where to turn; they go to the one man that believed that the human spirit could never be killed. *Sees alien* "Come here you coward! *Chases alien* "I'm coming!"
@@ekothesilent9456 Asking if someone is as confident in person as they are on the internet just goes to show how afraid you are of the world in general.
Fox is the one you point out? lol.. Fox sucks don't get me wrong, but as for comedic untruthfulness and ironic conspiracy theories that can hold up to literally zero scrutiny, CNN and MSNBC take it by a long shot.
Yes, alternatively, they do have more facts. And people who can have modem dial ups paired to them when they're told "That's not how that works". Edit: I'm saying they're equal, not that fox is worse. I've seen cnn find a story and verbally browbeat someone into marching in line with it. But they pay themselves, and would pick low hanging fruit controversy- wise.
That “I hate you” had so much god damn conviction behind it.
It hurt me and I didn’t do anything wrong.
Did you hear that *I'LL BEAT YOUR GODDAMN ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH*
AND IM COMIN'
COWARD
YOU THINK UR A TOUGH GUY
I hope in a million years this will be the only artifact of this time
Nah that's going to be the fact that Michael Jordan was the greatest basketball player and then became known as the crying man lol
LOL
Anthropologists will say, "This man, the undefeated King of Earth, was likely worshiped as a god by his subjects."
@@CommunityGuidelines LMFAO
Community Guidelines he clearly never lost a fight. This “Alex Jones” was probably their God
I have never heard "I hate you" with so much raw hatred
Darth Dumbass is _strong_ in the ways of the dark side.
I hatechew
Almost a sneeze.
There was strength behind it😭😭
Like a toddler.
Alex Jones seems like he could be a COD character in the campaign missions.
Id like to see him with Price
Nah. Alex Jones is definitely from a GTA game. Alex Jones is much more like fat Trevor Philips.
I think he already is
Imagine GTA 6 you see Trevor Phillips and Niko Bellic running away
And it’s an animated Alex Jones chasing them
Seeing him sprint is the funniest shit ever to me
MH_1231 he is chased by gay frogs!
MH_1231 because he runs fast as hell, he looks like an Olympian. You wouldn’t expect that from his body frame. Hahah
hes like a fat little penguin
Hes a big guy. A big guy with explosive power... Imagine a huge truck accelerate like idk.. Ferrari? Formula 1? Drag race..
imgur.com/RXp97wv
you were pretty quick to go back on yourself there
I love his voice. He legit sounds like a video game villain.
More like hero
Nah, Alex Jones is like Wario where he is bad in nature but can be a hero just due to being involved in shit.
He sounds and looks like Dr. Eggman
SevenYearIsh he is he has too
Senator Armstrong from Metal Gear Rising
That "WE'RE GONNA WRECK THEIR WORLD!" unironically gives me so much power and motivation for the day.
The raw power of America coursing through Alex Jones as he sprints after that man is inspiring.
He's an America-hater who claims we murder our own people, and Islamic terror doesn't exist
The only thing missing was the bald eagle rising up behind him like a rising Phoenix 😂
Fast food employee: *makes honest mistake and apologizes*
Middle-aged customer:
BEST ONE LOL
lmfao
In all honesty, they deserve it
I can personally confirm this comment is factual.
Bowl cut intensifies
Perfect intro for an Alex Jones anime
Thermometer10 I'm the 300th like
Infowars best anime
Needs to be 1 minute 7 seconds longer
You kids and your Chinese cartoons.
Nani?!
Born too late to explore the world
Born too early to explore the universe
Born just in time to witness Alex Jones when he's still alive
Life is great
Why is it too late to explore the world? You have a better chance now than ever to explore the world. When the virus ends, that is.
@@unrelentingpest The world is already explored mate, and because of the internet and TV he will know roughly or quite precisely what to expect in any country/place on the planet
@@sdsd2e2321 Oh, so he thinks he would have been one of the extremely few to have the opportunity to discover a new place back when people were floating around on wooden ships? This guy lmao
@@unrelentingpest He could be irish
@@legend-rx9ik What does that mean?
Whoever edited this is a fucking genius.
That point he does before running is some real fighting game shit right there
AlexArtsHere oh my God! You had me weak. 😂😂😂 I saw your comment when that part came.
R mika
*FIGHT!*
@@SquishyAcePilot how did you see the video and read the comment at the same time
AND I'M COMIN'!
Top 10 overpowered anime characters
Thought I'd reply to this just because it has over 400 likes and 0 replies till now.
@@darukan You fucking ruined it.
@@darukan 0:08
@@darukan 0:12
when you know that you want to punch a coward who thinks he's a tough guy in the nose because you hate them
They are also an intellectual dumbass
And you'll beat their bitches goddamn ass
And defeat the anti human scum
and because they're a son of a bitch.
And because you'll rock their world
I've been watching this over and over on loop for the past 10 minutes
*AND IM COMING*
SMOrc
I’M AN EXPLORER
Nice profile pic
You coward
Think youre a tough guy
that's pathfinders dialouge from apex legends
He's gonna break their Alex Bones
wow...
And make shakes from them.
*The Bone Broth.* *ITS- The Bone Broth.* *The B- The Bone Broth.*
ba dun tss
It tastes like Ovaltine.
This makes the best ringtone ever
Wisdom indeed
I need to know how to do this immediately
he's the manifestation of humanity's rage
Someone please make an anime of Alex Jones
JoJo's Unfiltered Adventure
thats gay
the water is turning people gay
were gonna make the frogs straight again
Isn't Infowars already an anime?
Thanos: *gets last infinity stone*
Alex Jones:
😂 😂
Hyperguy2000 Alex Jones and thanos had a 1v1 all that was left of thanos was a little purple skin and Alex Jones swallow it whole it was the scariest thing I’ve ever seen
I know that I want to punch you in the nose
You coward, you think you're a tough guy
Avengers is entertainment for sad virgins. Grown up men watching superhero movies, how weak. Hit the gym, like me, wussy.
Dog: **has something in his mouth that he’s hiding from me**
Me:
I also beat my dog
'I know I want to punch in the nose'
You may be overreacting.
This video plays through my head whenever i go outside!
It’s honestly hard to believe that this man exists in real life.
He doesn't. It's a character.
I've seen far stranger....
He's trolling on most things
Who Obama
Zack Smith uh yeah they suck the fucking life out of the innocent idiot!
When America finds oil in another country.
When Israel needs more Palestinian land
Obadiah Guyman spotted the anti semite
Obadiah Guyman by the way *did they infiltrate nazi germany?*
Obadiah Guyman what’s up with you republicans not liking Jews? I don’t get it. What did the Jews do to you guys?
@@Scatmanseth *Both sides are assholes, change my mind*
That laugh is S I N I S T E R
This dude is actually entertaining.
Go to bed
It’s past your bed time
Bread Slice wtf does that have to do with anything?, alex jones is funny you clown
@@Gematrinator Shhh. Go to bed.
That’s the point.
Okay, now that this exists, there needs to be a Skyrim mod to replace all guard dialogue lines with Alex Jones one liners.
Yes for sure
Oh my god yes
I was literally just telling my roommate this should be a thing and then two seconds later I scrolled down enough to see this comment 😂
yes just y e s
I would do a playthrough just for that mod
Almost forgot to watch this today
Glad I'm not the only one who starts their day with this
666 likes dont mess it up yall
I feel the american blood in his veins. USA flag and the big eagle behind him.
Alex Jones is the strongest human being alive
Alex Jones got coffee thrown in his face and did nothing-he is a bitch wacko
This is the best comment on RUclips. Makes me laugh every time.
@@topof9th1 ok
Strong, not smart.
@@topof9th1 threw a coffee..... wow big tough guy move.
This video makes me happy no matter what.
5555thExplosionMage same here and I’m literally behind a church living in a shed. Love Alex
Blake Hearon Alex is a fat ass no job
You're an intellectual dumbass
If I was in the WWE, this would be my intro.
Masterpiece. This is uplifting as all get out
American national animal.
This is me, when a witness sees me breaking the law in RDR2
Really, this is me when I run into those damn street kids in St. Denis
🤣
When i rob a store this is always how it ends
Rupauls Drag Race 2?
This is me when I hear Micah is on mount Hagen
The way Alex Jones ran made me question life
he seems top heavy :D
Un-broken and victorious kinda creepy lookin
Imagine seeing that at night
Dont see anything wrong with it. Looks like a charge instead of a run :v
That's nightmare fuel 😂😂 (all the responses and the original comment has my stomach hurting me) 😂😂😂😂😂
lol the "i'm coming" synced to him pointing is perfect.
Back then I thought Alex Jones was a WWE commentator or some kind of professional WWE trash talker.
It made me think of GI Joe for some reason. LMAO
Benjamin Dover He's the new Guile for everything. We need a Guiles theme goes with everything: Alex Jones
GI Jones
ALEX JOOOoooonez!!!
"At ease, disease!" - Sgt. Slaughter
Benjamin Dover His cobra commander impression is top notch. That would actually make a great video for placeboing.
He needs to be in the next Street Fighter.
A Chair ill beat your goddamn ass you Son of a bitch!
He needs to be in the next dlc pack for DB fighterz
Oozywolf MORTAL KOMBAT!
His entry line is "THEIR PUTTIN SHIT IN THE WATER TO TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAY!"
Alex is a national treasure.
*Mailman delivering mail*
All the dogs in the neighborhood:
Alex Jones should be in Mortal Kombat
Cristian Ionas wait, but that's cheating. this man is god himself no one can defeat him, his power is unlimited he is literally gonna wreck their world in that game.
Cristian Ionas
I'd like to see him in "Destroyed in Seconds", chained to a post or something.
Then after they push the plunger, flying through the air in all different directions, on fire.
I just imagine him running around talking s*** throwing pills at your head and when you go to confront him he claims that he's being attacked by the government and like five of his fans come out and call you a Satanist and throw Sandy Hook victims at you
Maui Randall
And that's the PG-13 version…
Cristian Ionas I prefer Alex Jones the Pornstar
Alex after a glass of Caveman
classic i remember watching this as a kid now seeing it is remarkable
This is it. Humanity has peaked. We have never and will never come up with something else that packs this much raw entertainment into such a short amount of time.
Each time I watch this video I gain one year on my lifespan
I'm sorry to hear that...
I’ve watched it 756 times
@@jakederrico9896 Good luck in the apocalyps
Better not watch this then
If you watch it in reverse you lose one year.
I listen to this everyday for motivation
You must have very low self-esteem after being called a coward everyday
@@hayk3000 you think your a tough guy!!!
youre an intellectual dumbass and I’m comin’
Smart
When this is meant to be satire but you end up feeling motivated as fuck 💪🏻🏋🏻♂️
Alex gives me hope for humanity.
This is what peak male performance looks like. You may not like it, but this is it right here.
Lol! Peak male performance in the year 20,000 BC perhaps!
He’s got more testosterone than the whole democrat party combined 🤣
I mean what do you expect, he probably takes essence of masculinity every day
Smileyrie James Alex has been ranting and warning us about everything that is going on now, and yet, you are clueless. Return to your slumber, zombie.
Smileyrie James It's a joke....
Alex Jones is my Street Fighter main.
Would be awesome to have AJ in Street Fighter, the laughs would be legendary. Though I think he should be the voice of Doomguy more.
More like Mortal Combat
Whatastandupguy your welcome for 900 likes
* Doom Slayer invading Hell *
This clip goes through my head anytime a monster leaves the zone in any Monster Hunter
(Or anytime an enemy retreats in a game at all honestly)
best anime opening of 2017
I'd actually shit myself if I saw Alex Jones running at full speed towards me.
The Fox lmaoooo seriously
*COWARD*
IM GUNNA WRECK UR WORLD
it depends on if he would be running after me(probably not because he doesn't know who I am) but if I can I would like his signature.
trust me, he knows who you are.
Deucey D eh not to bad I guess hope he'll agree with giving me the signature.
Humanity has peaked.
This is the funniest most addicting thing ever 😂
*Thanos when he sees Vision with the infinity stone*
lmfao
But he did half not the entire :p
666 likes
My fault :/
The way Alex Jones runs is the reason I study quantum physics today.
Is that actually true?
@@kylos1999 yes
he uses his massive arms to fling the rest of his body like a snake, the legs are there just for show
@@kylos1999 Yes, and also No.
@@iainmaclean4872 Is this actually true???
This is the content I pay my Internet bills for
He runs so fast but covers such little ground
Alex Jones should be the next new Avenger. His superhuman powers include the ability to discern the sexual orientation of frogs and to catch any anti-human scum, no matter how fast they run.
Still better then Captain Marvel I'd watch the shit out of that haha
That'd be op as fuck.
Well I guess we know who's defeating Thanos
He’d fit with dc as a villain
ruclips.net/video/0xrWHU9Mw1c/видео.html
*Alex Jones will Return in Avengers: Endgame*
*ah hate-chu*
Mark Garcia Bless you, Alex.
My favorite Pokémon
Jay L ??
This is how Alex Jones sneezes
Coward!
AJ: "We are in an INFORMATION WAR !!!"
How it feels as a woman to walk into Sephora and say you’re “just looking”:
I want this to be the first thing Aliens ever see when they first come to Earth.
They see this... instantly turn around.
Lol they'd just be like:
"Nope fuck that let someone else make first contact with these bitches"
They turn around because they dont understand phones and thinks he's actually on his way now
Running to another planet isn't far enough. He will still find you.
@@averagesky8549 😂
Why do you think things are so messed up on Earth the Reptillians control everything and the Grey's control the CIA and many other intel agencies.
Thor entering Wakanda in Avengers: Infinity War
Or the Avengers going after Thanos in the beginning of Endgame
Alex Jones persona belongs in GTA as some radio host that talks about most bizarre shit imaginable
I need a 1 hour looped version NOW
The new sonic game looks really good
The shaky camera really makes me think this should be an anime
When you drink a Redbull right after having your morning coffee
Why not brew your morning coffee WITH Redbull?
@@hollythemage1350 A friend of mine did that in high school, his rating was "undrinkable/10". He also tried making oatmeal with protein powder and it made inedible makeshift concrete.
And cocain instead of sugar to the coffee
The hero we needed, but didn't deserve
When monsters run away in Monster Hunter
Cameron Wexler
Thank you
wait, could Alex Jones be a real life monster Hunter? going after lizard aliens like Hillary Clinton, Obama and robot lizards like the ZUCC?
Niels Vantilburg
Alex Jones solod Negigante with the starting weapons
Zack Kerber he is god though, so the only weapon he need is himself.
Zack Kerber he used only emotes
Alex Jones for Smash ultimate?
I would never play another character.
YEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!
No he would destroy everyone on the stage with one stare
And he has to repeat these lines. Please! 😂
Genesis the Kitty yes forget maining Joker
Thot: *approaches best friend*
Thot patrol:
If there was a 10 hour loop of this I’d listen to it at the gym every day
McDonald’s Worker: Oops sorry wrong orde-
My mom:
Todd Howard wowwwwww
You: Fallout 76
Us:
Gaiden Shinji stolen reply
Your mom must be a Karen.
@David Huerta Probably the same reason as why all the children on youtube keep using that stupid epik maymay format like nobody: absolutely nobody: not a single soul in the entire galaxy: me: FART LOL xD
It's exhausting and the people who do that shit need to die.
In the year 2026, Earth had it's first mass invasion. Desperate, not knowing where to turn; they go to the one man that believed that the human spirit could never be killed.
*Sees alien* "Come here you coward! *Chases alien* "I'm coming!"
I would pay to see that movie.
The Mucktorok boss in Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom in a nutshell
Honestly, this made me cry. Alex Jones is such a pure soul.
Lmao
hes an actor you moron lol
@@DutchUltra No he's not he literally has psychosis
@@ekothesilent9456 no he's a paid actor and you are a SIMP. get it yet??
@@ekothesilent9456 Asking if someone is as confident in person as they are on the internet just goes to show how afraid you are of the world in general.
I watch this every morning before i get out of bed and thats no lie. I even say "and im coming" and point at my dog.
He doesnt get it tho
Breaking news! A man literally too angry to die.
This man is a national treasure
Let's be honest here, there are people in our lives where Alex Jone's level of directed anger and fury is really relatable
...When will we get our Alex Jones anime opening?
Nebehyr This is the sneak peak of the full OP
This looks like a promo for a professional wrestler lol
PixelReviver He's more badass than Steve Austin
this is one of the last things people see before death, could this be God himself?
This must be used if someday he goes to the WWE or something like that, it's really good
Monthly reminder: please can someone tell me what song this is?
I don't believe a word he says but he is so funny and entertaining.
It's like Fox.
It's comedy, not news.
It's also not a news comedy, such as the daily show or late night.
Edit: shit, late nights gone ain't it.
Fox is the one you point out? lol..
Fox sucks don't get me wrong, but as for comedic untruthfulness and ironic conspiracy theories that can hold up to literally zero scrutiny, CNN and MSNBC take it by a long shot.
Yes, alternatively, they do have more facts. And people who can have modem dial ups paired to them when they're told "That's not how that works".
Edit: I'm saying they're equal, not that fox is worse. I've seen cnn find a story and verbally browbeat someone into marching in line with it. But they pay themselves, and would pick low hanging fruit controversy- wise.
CNN more facts than Fox? CNN is the most politically biased mainstream news source. It's state propaganda at this point.
They both are.
Your point being?
when you walk past the lotion sales lady at the mall without taking a free sample
I want to watch Alex Jones beat up Logan Paul.
0:09 That is beautiful editing XD
The goblin hunter
Apemanwithcalculator Hey, we voted Leave 👌
>when the SUPER MALE VITALITY™ kicks in
That part where you edited and his pointing screaming “I’m coming!” While he’s running is just fucking top notch. Tremendous.
Thanos when he sees Vision