Jesse just keeps giving absolutely wild lines so it's hard to choose but among my favorites is "There is no way this is a permanent marker, ok?!" while drawing on his own face with a sharpie.
0:41 Doritos were invented in 1961 by Frito-Lay marketing exec Arch West. Doritos released in selected stores in 1964, then nationwide in 1966. April 20th is National Doritos Day.
Back when I was in college, like 2007-2010ish, Doritos came out with those "late night" flavors. They had Tacos at Midnight (which of course became IMMEDIATE euphamism for getting laid), "All Nighter Burger", and "Last Call Jalepeno Popper". THese immediately became our actual snacks of choice for late night study sessions and low energy chillin in the dorms or whatever. Glad to see them brought back, if only for nostalgia's sake on my part.
100%. Spicy Nacho is literally my default Dorito. I even tried to the OG Nacho just to see, and nah, can't go back. I'm in too deep with the Spicy king.
late night cheeseburger is king. i remember when it came out as a "limited release" and fell in love. i actually didnt know they returned with the late night sizzlin flavor. and now i need to look into more stores to see if i can find my beloved chip
Don't feel bad Jessie, I have no spice tolerance either. I'll also say, the Sweet Spicy Chili ones get hot if you eat them real fast. They're my favorite, but the spice does kick in eventually
And today I learned the UK apparently has different colours for the flavours of Doritos, we have orange packets for Tangy Cheese (I assume name is different but it's the same as Nacho Chesse), and the red bag is for Chilli Heat Wave, we also recently got a purple bag which is very tasty and is it's own type of spicy sort of taste, also we call cool ranch, cool original because ranch dressing isn't really a thing here
We have the Taco Flavor Doritos from when my parents were kids at our store in the Carolinas. Every time we see it in the store, we grab it. They are our personal favorite.
Okay, now do condiments next. I suggest:- Tiptree gooseberry chutney (served with a sour cheese and ham) Bovril (served on hot toast) Horseradish sauce Branston pickle The wonderful rich onion gravy served with Czech knedlíky. I think that'd make an excellent video! :D
The Sweet Chili are my childhood classic, so they'll always be a top tier. There's also the dill pickle, which you can't really find anymore, they have a couple mixed packs of Dill Pickle and Cool Ranch, and maybe it's just because I'm a trans girl, but I love me some dill fucking pickle. The Dill Pickle Doritos had this nice creamy flavour you can't get with other Dill Pickle snacks.
I fact-checked anything on the internet. Doritos were invented at the Casa de Fritos (now Rancho del Zocalo) at Disneyland in the early 1960's using surplus tortillas.
I think they experimented with introducing Cool Ranch to Australia because I saw them on shelves for a short time, but I have to assume it didn't go well becaise they're gone now. Pretty sure I tried one and didn't like it, I just don't think ranch is a flavour Aussies like. The big 3 flavours in Aus are Nacho Cheese (yellow bag), Cheese Supreme (red bag) and Original Salted (green bag). Theres also some less popular ones like Mexicana (orange bag), Cheese Supreme Flaming Hot (purple bag), Thai Sweet Chilli (also purple) and some other limited time flavours.
@@Moheeheeko That makes sense. I'm in the UK and was going to say the same thing but I have had cool original but rarely see them. I like Chilli Heatwave. I'm assuming like cool original its one of these ones they tried with a different name
I know right? The space where Cool Ranch feels like it would be at Coles and Woolies is just filled with Original Salted and three trays of the jars of salsa, so thinking about it... WOW we don't actually HAVE Cool Ranch.
9:16 Spot on Lani. Salsa Verde is best enjoyed IN a plate of nachos with a jar of salsa and shredded cheese - maybe even a drizzle of sweet chili, just for funsies. However, as some of the other comments are reminding me, I'm actually thinking of Original Salted, because our flavour range in Australia doesn't even have Cool Ranch by default.
I think they were rated a little low here but they also constantly came up as "the bar" for the other flavors which I accept. For my One Punch Man fans, they are the Amai Mask of Doritos, out here keeping the scrubs down when they could easily move up.
on Nacho Cheese vs Cool Ranch: I find that chip-for-chip, the Cool Ranch is going to come out on top. But for Cool Ranch, there is going to be a point where I've decided "I've had enough of these for now," and that moment just never comes with Nacho Cheese. I can eat those all damn day.
My favourite Dorito was a limited edition flavour in the UK, Jalapeño Fire. There a a bunch of corn snacks in the UK that are generally considered to be kids snacks (Space Raiders, Transform-A-Snak, ect.) That have a generic "Spicy" flavour that is very nice, but have no actual heat behind them. Jalapeño Fire Doritos had that enjoyable flavour and actually had a fair amount of heat to go along with it.
my favorite Dorito is the jumpin jack flavor which was like a queso flavored Dorito. i randomly saw ONE bag of it at a gas station, fell in love and literally have never seen that flavor ever again. i can only hope they bring it back eventually
Salsa Verde is my favorite flavor personally. During the Pandemic, the more non-standard flavors were limited to certain areas cause supply chain etc. etc. So we got the sweet chile here but not the salsa verde. It's come back recently, but not as a dorito. It has come back as Salsa Verde Tostittos... literally the same but circles. I want to say it's the same people who own both, so it makes sense, lmao.
Thirteen minutes in and (almost) everything about their methodology here bothers me to high heaven. Standard flavor. Then super ultra hot taste-burners. Then less hot other chips. Guuuuuuyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssssss: NO, WHY 10/10 would watch you eat more things with this horrible pain-filled methodology again. (For clarity: I still love this video.)
Out of curiosity, what happens with the various foodstuffs after the tier listing? Does it hang around in the office for people to nom on gradually, do some of them go home with the guys, or do they get tossed?
This made me remember a limited edition flavor we had in Mexico in 2008-2009 iirc. Doritos Toro, they were habanero and cheesse flavored, and they were great. You got plenty of cheese first, and then the habanero, which was spicy (at least for 8-9 year old me).
I missed the ranch dipped hot wing Jacked flavor, those were my absolute favorite to get. But sweet spicy chili has become my favorite after they discontinued Jacked
I really like these videos! The Oreo one was fun! But thi k you guys ranking system could be a little simpler, I liked that in the Oreo video you had a default flavor and judged the others based off it, but I don’t think you need to compare all the Flavors against each other, it might be easier to just have your default flavor and then rank the other as either The Same , Better or Worse, so you don’t have to have a complicated list, just a suggestion but I like this videos I hope you guys do more !
I am honestly sat here going 'where the actual f--- did they find basic OG Doritios!?' The closest thing we can find *ANYWHERE* we've been in the PA suburbs has been the 'nacho cheesier' ones which are fine, but sometimes as is I just want the original level of cheese. More so after having most of my gallbladder removed a few months ago and my already spice intolerant body became even more so.
Message from a Mexican, Tapatio actually does not have vinegar in it, that's probably one of the biggest reasons why I love it. Cause it isn’t full of vin like tobasco or somethin. Eck
Unpopular opinion: my brothers and I grew up eating Doritos quite a bit and the best way I enjoy them to this day is with cottage cheese. It taste so good whenever you mix it together or use it for dipping. 😊
Jesse just keeps giving absolutely wild lines so it's hard to choose but among my favorites is "There is no way this is a permanent marker, ok?!" while drawing on his own face with a sharpie.
Jesse: I wanna get in touch with my Mexican heritage.
Also Jesse, 10 Minutes later: What the FUCK does "dinamita" mean!?
Posting this while Geoff hosts Summer Game Fest is ultimate Dorito joke
He may be the Dorito Pope, but is he the Dorito.....I couldn't think of a way to tie that into dragonball.
Legendary super Dorito
@@SeruraRenge11 Super Dorito. WAIT! ...Super Dorito Guru
Funny. I was having the last of my nacho cheese doritos during that event.
@@wanderingstorytellerj7758Can I just call you “Guru” for short?
2 handsome dudes eating doritos and drinking mt dew, honestly sounds like a chill time
Three, can’t forget Tyler
of course! darn how could i forget
In Australia we had a short lived Mountain Dew Dorito which had neon green dust on them.
They made excellent fire lighters.
What about the taste?
Oh wow, appreciate seeing representation in the comments for the weird-as flavours we got down under.
That sounds absolutely disgusting
@@digitaltailsmon4096 They made *excellent* fire lighters.
@@queenofsparrows9890 LAMO!! :)
Lani's reaction to the stale Oreo will live forever in my heart
0:41 Doritos were invented in 1961 by Frito-Lay marketing exec Arch West. Doritos released in selected stores in 1964, then nationwide in 1966. April 20th is National Doritos Day.
Back when I was in college, like 2007-2010ish, Doritos came out with those "late night" flavors. They had Tacos at Midnight (which of course became IMMEDIATE euphamism for getting laid), "All Nighter Burger", and "Last Call Jalepeno Popper". THese immediately became our actual snacks of choice for late night study sessions and low energy chillin in the dorms or whatever. Glad to see them brought back, if only for nostalgia's sake on my part.
that's an amazing euphamism!!
this is what Geoff wishes he was doing instead of Summer Games Fest
Jesse and Lani are both looking great. I could watch those dudes talk about snacks for an hour.
Oh its the Doritos review
Cant wait to see if they get sick of it just like they got sick of Oreos
I’ve been a Nacho Cheese truther all my life, but after tasting Spicy Nacho?
Move the fuck over.
Cheese and spicy are too good a combo to ignore.
Agreed, Spicy Nacho is just an overall better version of Nacho Cheese.
Amen. I still love regular nacho, but I've grown to love the spicy ones.
100%. Spicy Nacho is literally my default Dorito. I even tried to the OG Nacho just to see, and nah, can't go back. I'm in too deep with the Spicy king.
Just here to say spicy sweet chili even before the video even starts
Preach
That is the correct answer.
Peak
They're really good.
SAME! Infact I'm eating some rn!
Jalapeño & Cheddar from the forgotten 3-Ds flavors! I was addicted to those back in High School
late night cheeseburger is king. i remember when it came out as a "limited release" and fell in love. i actually didnt know they returned with the late night sizzlin flavor. and now i need to look into more stores to see if i can find my beloved chip
Did I spend the entire video respectfully appreciating Lani's pecs? You can't prove anything.
We are only human
Jessie randomly having two stale double stuffed oreos in a tuppaware container just raises so many questions
If you asked me ten years ago that TFS and Nowhacking would be doing dorito tier lists reviews I'd say that you were high. What a timeline
A tier list just with Nick and Jessie? This is a new energy
I'm more than happy to sit through 30 minutes of TFS eating crisps
You mean chips?
Nope Crisps is what some people call them, chips are fries@austin_smith2149
@@ACey96 they can't get anything right over there lol
@Vivi_9 it's not only in the UK we say it in Ireland as well
@@ACey96 I meant Americans lol
Sweet chilli heat has been my fav since I was a kid. Dill pickle I liked a lot to but it got discontinued here.
Lani’s face while eating the stale Oreo killed me!
Don't feel bad Jessie, I have no spice tolerance either. I'll also say, the Sweet Spicy Chili ones get hot if you eat them real fast. They're my favorite, but the spice does kick in eventually
And today I learned the UK apparently has different colours for the flavours of Doritos, we have orange packets for Tangy Cheese (I assume name is different but it's the same as Nacho Chesse), and the red bag is for Chilli Heat Wave, we also recently got a purple bag which is very tasty and is it's own type of spicy sort of taste, also we call cool ranch, cool original because ranch dressing isn't really a thing here
It’s funny that Lani mentions Korean BBQ, because that flavor used to be called Sweet Asian Chili.
We have the Taco Flavor Doritos from when my parents were kids at our store in the Carolinas. Every time we see it in the store, we grab it. They are our personal favorite.
Taco flavor is the best flavor
I miss Doritos Blaze, but the spicy ones have my heart in general
These videos are perfect for a chill night at home
Okay, now do condiments next. I suggest:-
Tiptree gooseberry chutney (served with a sour cheese and ham)
Bovril (served on hot toast)
Horseradish sauce
Branston pickle
The wonderful rich onion gravy served with Czech knedlíky.
I think that'd make an excellent video! :D
Don't do this with Mountain Dew. That might kill you guys lol
But I'd love to see a Pringles tier list.
I only recently learned that the Organic White Cheddar Doritos exist, and now I want to try them.
The Sweet Chili are my childhood classic, so they'll always be a top tier. There's also the dill pickle, which you can't really find anymore, they have a couple mixed packs of Dill Pickle and Cool Ranch, and maybe it's just because I'm a trans girl, but I love me some dill fucking pickle. The Dill Pickle Doritos had this nice creamy flavour you can't get with other Dill Pickle snacks.
Sweet Chili Heat are ELITE
I tend to go with Cool Ranch (i just bought some a few minutes ago) and then Nacho Cheese as a close second
I fact-checked anything on the internet. Doritos were invented at the Casa de Fritos (now Rancho del Zocalo) at Disneyland in the early 1960's using surplus tortillas.
As an Australian. I've never had Cool Ranch Dorito's, so I have to assume they don't exist here.
I know that in some places they’re called “Cool American” instead, not sure if Australia’s one of them though.
@@ozymandiasuncia4919 that or "Cool Original"
I think they experimented with introducing Cool Ranch to Australia because I saw them on shelves for a short time, but I have to assume it didn't go well becaise they're gone now. Pretty sure I tried one and didn't like it, I just don't think ranch is a flavour Aussies like. The big 3 flavours in Aus are Nacho Cheese (yellow bag), Cheese Supreme (red bag) and Original Salted (green bag). Theres also some less popular ones like Mexicana (orange bag), Cheese Supreme Flaming Hot (purple bag), Thai Sweet Chilli (also purple) and some other limited time flavours.
@@Moheeheeko That makes sense. I'm in the UK and was going to say the same thing but I have had cool original but rarely see them. I like Chilli Heatwave. I'm assuming like cool original its one of these ones they tried with a different name
I know right? The space where Cool Ranch feels like it would be at Coles and Woolies is just filled with Original Salted and three trays of the jars of salsa, so thinking about it... WOW we don't actually HAVE Cool Ranch.
9:16 Spot on Lani. Salsa Verde is best enjoyed IN a plate of nachos with a jar of salsa and shredded cheese - maybe even a drizzle of sweet chili, just for funsies.
However, as some of the other comments are reminding me, I'm actually thinking of Original Salted, because our flavour range in Australia doesn't even have Cool Ranch by default.
Kaiser's reviews: Disclaimer on if you disagree with him, that's fine
Lani reviews: If you disagree, you're wrong
That's why they were such great writers. Wonder how Taka reviews?
Petition for Lani to play Aquaman or Thor 😊😊
Hercules
@@pillarsofsnow7940 good idea :)
None of the above
Lobo, he'd rock playing Lobo.
It's nice to know that I've been objectively correct all along in enjoying Cool Ranch Doritos.
Spicy Nacho has always been my favorite. Perfect blend of flavor and kick.
I think they were rated a little low here but they also constantly came up as "the bar" for the other flavors which I accept.
For my One Punch Man fans, they are the Amai Mask of Doritos, out here keeping the scrubs down when they could easily move up.
"I'm dying, and I'm just gonna s@#$!"
The out of context moments that I'm here for.
Thank you Doritos for this officially sponsored ranking.
This will serve as the official and final list for all consumers to use and go to henceforth.
I’ve never had a cool ranch Dorito. To me the classic is just the regular nacho cheese one
on Nacho Cheese vs Cool Ranch: I find that chip-for-chip, the Cool Ranch is going to come out on top. But for Cool Ranch, there is going to be a point where I've decided "I've had enough of these for now," and that moment just never comes with Nacho Cheese. I can eat those all damn day.
Eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew on the side is the most MLG MOMENT I’ve seen in a long time *tips fedora*
Chug-a-Lug Lani or Crunch-a-Munch Lani. Who is better, I like both
I want them to try Dairy Queen blizzards
I found this video, as I'm eating the BBQ Doritos. Not gonna lie, they've become my go to
Nothing beats cool ranch as an alternative flavor
My favourite Dorito was a limited edition flavour in the UK, Jalapeño Fire.
There a a bunch of corn snacks in the UK that are generally considered to be kids snacks (Space Raiders, Transform-A-Snak, ect.) That have a generic "Spicy" flavour that is very nice, but have no actual heat behind them.
Jalapeño Fire Doritos had that enjoyable flavour and actually had a fair amount of heat to go along with it.
Perfect start to my saturday morning, now I know which Doritos I snack upon tonight
alternate title: lani and jesse discuss their intimate lives via doritos
my favorite Dorito is the jumpin jack flavor which was like a queso flavored Dorito. i randomly saw ONE bag of it at a gas station, fell in love and literally have never seen that flavor ever again. i can only hope they bring it back eventually
Good timing, I just got a bag of these
That Roshi Drip though..
I'd like to believe that Scott isn't here because he's still in an Oreo induced coma
Just wrapped up like Goku in the hospital
Salsa Verde is my favorite flavor personally. During the Pandemic, the more non-standard flavors were limited to certain areas cause supply chain etc. etc. So we got the sweet chile here but not the salsa verde. It's come back recently, but not as a dorito. It has come back as Salsa Verde Tostittos... literally the same but circles. I want to say it's the same people who own both, so it makes sense, lmao.
fun fact the purple bag spicy sweet ones are vegan friendly!!!
OG, Cool Ranch, Spicy Nacho, Salsa Verde, and Sweet Spicy Chile definitely deserve to be in S tier
Bring back Simply Organic Spicy White Cheddar Doritos!!!!!!
I'd love to see you guys rank stuff like breakfast cereals or freezer meals
They just brought back the Blazing Buffalo Ranch like a month ago where I live and it's my favorite and I'm SO HAPPY IT'S BACK!
Listening to this while in the gym. God I'm hungry now.
Thirteen minutes in and (almost) everything about their methodology here bothers me to high heaven.
Standard flavor.
Then super ultra hot taste-burners.
Then less hot other chips.
Guuuuuuyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssssss: NO, WHY
10/10 would watch you eat more things with this horrible pain-filled methodology again.
(For clarity: I still love this video.)
Out of curiosity, what happens with the various foodstuffs after the tier listing? Does it hang around in the office for people to nom on gradually, do some of them go home with the guys, or do they get tossed?
This made me remember a limited edition flavor we had in Mexico in 2008-2009 iirc. Doritos Toro, they were habanero and cheesse flavored, and they were great. You got plenty of cheese first, and then the habanero, which was spicy (at least for 8-9 year old me).
I see a few flavors missing here. Buffalo Ranch being one of them that immediately came to mind.
I need to ask where I can get the button-up that Nick is wearing
I have that exact "my favorite kid bought me this shirt with my own money" shirt as Tyler 😅
Cool ranch is ultimate
so long as doritos JACKED remains inaccessible the list is incomplete
I've literally never had cool ranch, can someone describe the taste for me?
Just wanted to say I'm so happy I got a Tyler face reveal from this video. I loved him in your old Among Us streams
United States of America's Nacho Cheese all the way. Especially from Taco Bell.
Spicy Nacho is usually my go to, but I also love a good sweet chili every now and then.
I miss the "fusions" bag that had spicy sweet chili and the guac flavored doritos. Apperently the Guac ones got discontinued outside of Canada.
I missed the ranch dipped hot wing Jacked flavor, those were my absolute favorite to get. But sweet spicy chili has become my favorite after they discontinued Jacked
"I'm dying and I'm gonna shit!" absolutely wonderful.
HOW did they get Salsa Verde? That was my favorite flavor and I haven't seen it in a store in over a decade!
A bag of Spicy Nacho Doritos used to be my go to food after a night of heavy drinking 😅
I always look for the Simply Organic White Cheddar ones, cuz it tastes very close to the nachos at my favorite Mexican Restaurant.
Cool Ranch gang 🤟
Spicy Sweet Chili being a guilty pleasure second
As someone who hates corn chips, this was a fascinating watch. (They're too crunchy and dry to me.)
Why does Tyler look like he’s become a fusion of Kirran and Grant?
Is he filling the void?
34:00 Leni looks like he's in physical pain eating that stale Oreo.
Cool Ranch
Tapatio Doritos are like crack for me. Love them a ton
I really like these videos! The Oreo one was fun! But thi k you guys ranking system could be a little simpler, I liked that in the Oreo video you had a default flavor and judged the others based off it, but I don’t think you need to compare all the Flavors against each other, it might be easier to just have your default flavor and then rank the other as either The Same , Better or Worse, so you don’t have to have a complicated list, just a suggestion but I like this videos I hope you guys do more !
Spicy sweet chili. My personal favorite flavor of dorito. Even above cool ranch.
I am absolutely obsessed with the new Fiery Mango Doritos. They're hard to find but so damn good if you like spicy/sweet.
I am honestly sat here going 'where the actual f--- did they find basic OG Doritios!?' The closest thing we can find *ANYWHERE* we've been in the PA suburbs has been the 'nacho cheesier' ones which are fine, but sometimes as is I just want the original level of cheese. More so after having most of my gallbladder removed a few months ago and my already spice intolerant body became even more so.
I'm happy to see some love for the hot honey mustard stix. They're great. Almost have kind of a wasabi taste to em.
My apologies if this isn’t quite your thing, but would you make tier lists for protein milks and energy bars?
Message from a Mexican,
Tapatio actually does not have vinegar in it, that's probably one of the biggest reasons why I love it. Cause it isn’t full of vin like tobasco or somethin. Eck
The best one was Spicy Street Taco but THEY DISCONTINUED IT
Unpopular opinion: my brothers and I grew up eating Doritos quite a bit and the best way I enjoy them to this day is with cottage cheese. It taste so good whenever you mix it together or use it for dipping. 😊
So I wound up trying the chile limon, and I love it. Aggressively limey just does it for me
BBQ is my #1
Lani is a man after my heart hitting the cool ranch with the Baja blast
I cant control myself around those Queso sticks, ive gotten them twice and eaten the whole bag without thinking about it.
I REALLY enjoy these! And Cool Ranch is king, agree