If the Movie stinks... Just don't go!

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2013
  • The problem is sadly not new.. this is Jay Sherman back in 1994.
    Try to find The Critic Episodes, great show.
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  • @ErichGrooms1
    @ErichGrooms1 5 лет назад +638

    "If it's a re-make of a classic, RENT THE CLASSIC."
    I'm looking at you, Disney!

    • @reneastle8447
      @reneastle8447 3 года назад +21

      I couldn't agree more.

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA 3 года назад +16

      It's really more on the viewers than anything else.

    • @mikiroony
      @mikiroony 2 года назад +9

      They did it to retain the copy rights. Why else would they do a carbon copy of a movie but in "live action"?

    • @wilm3864
      @wilm3864 2 года назад +14

      Eventually, Disney will make animated remakes of their live remakes.

    • @majora6767
      @majora6767 2 года назад +2

      And netflix!

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 9 месяцев назад +43

    Sweet holy Jesus, this has aged like the finest wine in the world.

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 3 года назад +173

    "But I'll reach more people by reading it on this low-rated cable TV show."
    It's more true today than it was at the time.

  • @majora6767
    @majora6767 2 года назад +313

    "if it's a remake of a classic - rent the classic!"
    **The entire cowboy Bebop fandom cheers**

    • @michaelwong6050
      @michaelwong6050 Год назад +16

      Exactly what I'm going to do instead of watching Amazon's WOKE of the Rings.

    • @theLOSTranger234
      @theLOSTranger234 Год назад +4

      The Trigun fandom will be right along side Cowboy Bebop soon!

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Год назад

      Never heard of that.

    • @thisisawsome34253212
      @thisisawsome34253212 Год назад +3

      @@michaelwong6050 Define woke

    • @bobbymcfee2974
      @bobbymcfee2974 Год назад

      Talking about movies, not anime you dumb weeb

  • @jamesmallone
    @jamesmallone 10 лет назад +241

    The "Uh oh. The jig is up" part cracks me up every time!

  • @beauwalker9820
    @beauwalker9820 2 года назад +155

    This, and Duckman's rant on comedy are so relevant now. The 1990s animated sitcoms were really ahead of their time.

    • @idriveastationwagon1534
      @idriveastationwagon1534 Год назад +8

      Now everything is a wannabe family guy clone seem like 😔

    • @AutisticJoker88
      @AutisticJoker88 Год назад +4

      @@idriveastationwagon1534 In a Post-Bojack Horseman World

    • @nunisthathigh4825
      @nunisthathigh4825 Год назад +13

      Was The Critic and Duckman actually ahead of their time or were they dealing with the same crapola current American culture is dealing with? I'd say instead of pretending that the animators of 90s late night cartoon shows were having clairvoyant visions of the future, it makes far more sense to admit that nothing ever truly changes. Jean Baptiste was spot on when he made the quote, "The more things change the more they stay the same."

    • @TubeOfLaughes
      @TubeOfLaughes Год назад +4

      @@nunisthathigh4825 Back then it wasn't anywhere near the level of clown that it has reached now . Lots of previous media called it straight.

    • @nunisthathigh4825
      @nunisthathigh4825 Год назад +4

      @@TubeOfLaughes especially Beavis and Butthead with Mike Judges call on society and elitism.

  • @LightningStarSC
    @LightningStarSC 7 лет назад +549

    If the movie used to be a TV Show, just don't go. = *Jem & the Holograms*
    After Roman Numeral II, give it a rest. = *Ice Age*
    If it's a re-make of a classic, RENT THE CLASSIC. = *Beauty and the Beast*
    Tell them you want stories about people, not $100,000,000 of stunts and explosives. = *many Michael Bay directed films*
    IF THE MOVIE STINKS, JUST DON'T GO. = *The Emoji Movie*

    • @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698
      @isabellafelipedeoliveiraca6698 6 лет назад +18

      This comment should be on the top of the comments.

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 5 лет назад +14

      Lol 0:50 the jig is up

    • @nomadcowatbk
      @nomadcowatbk 5 лет назад +15

      I guess if they ever make a Critic movie, just don't go

    • @mikekazz5353
      @mikekazz5353 5 лет назад +7

      You gotta add the Sonic the hedgehog movie now.

    • @andrewb6194
      @andrewb6194 5 лет назад +8

      I mean, Ice Age 3 wasn’t THAT bad!

  • @TheY2AProblem
    @TheY2AProblem 9 лет назад +55

    There should be a video game version of this with the AVGN...
    AVGN: "It's very simple if you stop buying shitty fucking games, they'll stop making shitty fucking games."
    Bobby Kotick: "Uh-oh! The jig is up!" *jumps out window*

    • @CPT85
      @CPT85 8 лет назад +4

      For those of you who don't know, Bobby Kotnick is the CEO of Activision.

    • @libRteedude
      @libRteedude 8 лет назад +5

      +TheY2AProblem It's funny reading this now, given how James has stated he won't be watching the new Ghostbusters movie because he's pretty sure it will stink.

    • @TheY2AProblem
      @TheY2AProblem 8 лет назад +6

      +liberty dude Jay Sherman says in this video, "if it's a remake of a classic, rent the classic."

    • @francoburciaga5912
      @francoburciaga5912 8 лет назад +3

      +TheY2AProblem You watched the future!

    • @FureonNectarmoon
      @FureonNectarmoon 8 лет назад +1

      Called it!

  • @cimjarrey779
    @cimjarrey779 5 лет назад +170

    This certainly applies perfectly to Disney's unnecessary Live-Action remakes.

    • @JoeFanik
      @JoeFanik 11 месяцев назад +4

      And the latest Star Wars content

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA 8 месяцев назад

      Why you advertise them?

  • @Quinntus79
    @Quinntus79 5 лет назад +146

    “If it’s a remake of a classic, tent the classic.”
    My response to Disney’s “live action” remakes. The Lion King was a great animated film, why do we need a CGI remake?

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 5 лет назад +8

      I agree! the original was lightning in a bottle, you can't strike lightning twice.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 3 года назад +2

      *rent*

    • @thechuckjosechannel.2702
      @thechuckjosechannel.2702 2 года назад

      Amen! When I found out that Disney was remaking the lion king back in 2019, I wasn't impressed whatsoever. 😐 the original is a timeless classic.

    • @kinnikuman-devilman_fan_2002
      @kinnikuman-devilman_fan_2002 2 года назад +2

      @@thechuckjosechannel.2702 Give me a break, I've seen better animated timeless classics in Japan like Dragon Ball than that stupid furry cat movie, Heck even the Disney Afternoon was way more entertaining classics for me than the stupid classic Disney movies themselves.

    • @thechuckjosechannel.2702
      @thechuckjosechannel.2702 2 года назад

      @@kinnikuman-devilman_fan_2002 I see your point. With the way Disney seems to be treating Marvel and Star Wars these days, I prefer Anime!

  • @normalpsychology
    @normalpsychology 4 года назад +86

    God, I loved The Critic. He was 100% accurate about the state of movies today ... and ... back then.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 4 года назад +6

      Terminator 6 and Charlie's Angels bombed big time and people do have standards

    • @silverdamascus2023
      @silverdamascus2023 3 года назад +8

      It shows how these claims that "movies nowadays suck, movies in my time were better" are total bullshit, Hollywood was always like this, it's just that nostalgia makes us only remember the good stuff.
      Plus, one thing got better, at least nowadays, special effects and CGI can't sell a bad movie anymore, say watch you want about all of those reboots and superhero movies, people are watching them because of the characters, not the special effects.

  • @gorgolyt
    @gorgolyt 8 лет назад +81

    "There's something on English for Cab Drivers I think you all should see" LOL

  • @nfriend5495
    @nfriend5495 8 лет назад +560

    How incredibly relevant now.

    • @The_Ballo
      @The_Ballo 8 лет назад +14

      +Autistic Torchic
      *current year

    • @AwkwardKyle
      @AwkwardKyle 8 лет назад +41

      It's always been like this. Hollywood has basically always been creatively bankrupt. We only remember the good stuff.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 7 лет назад +19

      Good thing Terminator Genysis and Ghostbusters reboot underperformed

    • @Scrumshiz
      @Scrumshiz 7 лет назад +5

      Now and forever.

    • @jameskkm
      @jameskkm 7 лет назад +7

      Autistic Torchic I'm from the future. This clip is STILL RELEVANT.

  • @Oxymoron19
    @Oxymoron19 Год назад +48

    This aged like fine wine

    • @AbrasiousProductions
      @AbrasiousProductions Год назад +2

      I've considered making a video essay about this masterpiece of a show

  • @LeoIsABrony
    @LeoIsABrony 5 лет назад +202

    "If it's a remake of a classic, rent the classic".
    My thoughts on the Lion King remake

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 5 лет назад +10

      I agree! i have to see and pay to see these half assed liveaction soulless moneygrab remakes of Disney classics and will continue to do so and stick to the classics.
      Eventually the returns on these remakes will diminish and should send Disney the message and can cancel future remakes and do different projects just like Zootopia and all

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 3 года назад +5

      yes lol aged well, Mulan and though not disney, Robocop.

    • @brandonrichardson3610
      @brandonrichardson3610 3 года назад +2

      Only video games remakes are goodn

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 2 года назад

      Sometimes the remakes are better than the classic. I prefer the 1990s version of Night of the Living Dead to the original. The female protagonist becomes more active, an how can you beat Tony Todd.

    • @firecrakerj3312
      @firecrakerj3312 2 года назад

      I can actually live with the live-action movies, but Lion King is the one live-action movie that I don’t like, Mulan is a close second because it’s bad but at least it’s not boring.

  • @bingerz237
    @bingerz237 8 лет назад +306

    James Rolfe on the new Ghostbusters.

  • @TheNegronomicon
    @TheNegronomicon 4 года назад +50

    Let's take a moment to observe that Jay did this essay for so long he got five o'clock shadow.

  • @orangedalmatian
    @orangedalmatian 2 года назад +17

    I love how his disheveled look at the end and him falling over the podium is an awesome reference to the ending of Mr Smith Goes to Washington.

  • @FlickFusionOfficial
    @FlickFusionOfficial 3 года назад +34

    In today’s society... We need Jay Shermans in the world more than ever... Now a lot of garbage films are being put out in a rapid rate... In the words of Jay Sherman:
    IT STINKS!

    • @reneastle8447
      @reneastle8447 3 года назад +1

      With a time machine, we'll wipe them out from existence and replace them with better films. The better films will be hailed with solid gold stories, performances, directions, cinematographies, dialogues, music, songs, and everything which makes a high quality film the best of the best.

    • @koichidignitythief7429
      @koichidignitythief7429 Год назад

      Considering how YMS is doing right now, I think we need to reconsider if we need more Jay Shermans

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 2 месяца назад

      He'd just be falsely accused of trying rape some bourgeois woman and his life would be slandered to his grave and his wikipedia page would ensure that future generations believe lies about him.

  • @silvercheetah92
    @silvercheetah92 8 лет назад +166

    At long last a way to defeat Michael Bay

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 8 лет назад +4

      What about James Cameron?

    • @jakobR2112
      @jakobR2112 7 лет назад +2

      Second verse same as first

    • @taegonlewis1398
      @taegonlewis1398 5 лет назад +4

      +silvercheetah92
      That; and, Zack Snyder.
      Or, M.Night Shyamalan, if he screws up (again). Hopefully, not during/or after “Glass” premieres, next year.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 5 лет назад +1

      What about James Cameron?

    • @timafterdark3759
      @timafterdark3759 5 лет назад +1

      It work for Solo

  • @Googlesucksballs
    @Googlesucksballs 2 года назад +48

    Jay Sherman was the hero we need in the current times of Disney owning and ruining everything.

    • @keyanawhitely7942
      @keyanawhitely7942 Год назад +3

      My thoughts exactly. Disney keeps ruining everything we love.

  • @ThunderLizardsRule
    @ThunderLizardsRule 7 лет назад +75

    "If it's a remake of a classic, rent the classic."
    Well I sometimes check out the original before I go see the remake/reboot.

    • @xXTomokoKurokiXx
      @xXTomokoKurokiXx 5 лет назад +10

      On principal, if it's being remade, it was probably already good in the first place. I'd suggest watching the originals more often.

    • @Muteki_REN
      @Muteki_REN 5 лет назад

      yeah that's probably the only point I don't agree with here, sometimes old movies are just too dated to be enjoyed by today's standards.

    • @nicoterron3729
      @nicoterron3729 5 лет назад +2

      @@Muteki_REN watch the original still , regardless of which one you think is better , you need to have the bigger picture

    • @Muteki_REN
      @Muteki_REN 5 лет назад +1

      @@nicoterron3729 well yeah I'd still watch both but remakes aren't always garbage, y'know?

    • @josephmarino310
      @josephmarino310 5 лет назад

      @@Muteki_REN yes they are

  • @Hromovlad1
    @Hromovlad1 8 лет назад +92

    James Rolfe gets this!

  • @TheAirstation86
    @TheAirstation86 11 месяцев назад +7

    It's 2023, and this STILL resonates.

  • @ThunderBeam707
    @ThunderBeam707 11 месяцев назад +10

    The Critic was truly ahead of its time.
    ABC did this show so dirty.

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 2 месяца назад

      No it wasn't. It was just honest. Honesty in media is considered the greatest sin of our time. If a news reporter was 100% honest about a controversy or event, you could legally murder the man and the police would kiss the soles of your shoes.

    • @PrincessofPower84
      @PrincessofPower84 Месяц назад

      So did Fox (of course)

  • @ZudeXbox360
    @ZudeXbox360 8 лет назад +51

    An optimistic statment is immediately shown on here: On the short term, not viewing bad movies WILL end bad movies, but it will only last until what would be considered good now is considered bad, even horrible in the future. Like the concept of universal entropy, relative quality of movies old and new can go from good to bad overtime until there's a sharp line between what's good and what's bad with areas of neutrality.

    • @orangedalmatian
      @orangedalmatian 2 года назад +7

      I disagree. Some art is timeless. You can't put an expiration date on the beauty of a sunset.

  • @howdoilogin
    @howdoilogin 8 лет назад +7

    History is repeating itself over and over so often I can't tell how old I am anymore.

  • @pytko3
    @pytko3 8 лет назад +123

    This is more relevant than ever now.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 7 лет назад +8

      Speaks to that Ghostbusters remake flop

    • @undead923
      @undead923 7 лет назад +7

      pytko3 And that's how find good satire

    • @pleasepoo1827
      @pleasepoo1827 5 лет назад

      No, it's more revelant than ever Now

    • @josephmarino310
      @josephmarino310 5 лет назад

      The only problem is people still go see bad movies,and then praise said bad movies"avenger endgame"

    • @silverdamascus2023
      @silverdamascus2023 4 года назад +5

      This show was made in the 90s, Hollywood was always like this.
      In fact, there are a few advantages of 2010s Hollywood, while they are even more out of ideas, doing only reboots, remakes and sequels, and making even more superhero movies, at least nowadays, you can't sell a bad movie with a hundred million dollars of stunts and explosives, special effects don't sell a bad movie anymore.
      Say what you want about this excess of superhero movies, people are watching them because of the characters, not the special effects.

  • @rookierook99
    @rookierook99 8 лет назад +185

    This what James Rolfe meant about the Ghostbusters reboot.

  • @jacklong1290
    @jacklong1290 Год назад +7

    This is way ahead of its time! A fictional character spoke the truth about the importance of film.

  • @lurenzo774
    @lurenzo774 10 месяцев назад +5

    If the movie stinks, just don’t go. You found it brother. Welcome.

  • @LordEnemil
    @LordEnemil 8 лет назад +135

    PPG 2016, the new Ghostbusters movie, the upcoming emoji movie and overly long-runners deserve this treatment. Don't let incompetence win.

    • @zeldamaster52
      @zeldamaster52 8 лет назад

      +Dr. Ivo N1000sh And Angry Birds.

    • @ammytersau
      @ammytersau 8 лет назад

      +Timmy Thissen as if anyone was going to see that anyway

    • @miga3191
      @miga3191 8 лет назад +1

      +Dr. Ivo N1000sh They are seriously making a movie about emojis?

    • @LordEnemil
      @LordEnemil 8 лет назад

      +Mi Ga www.imdb.com/title/tt4877122/

    • @miga3191
      @miga3191 8 лет назад +2

      Dr. Ivo N1000sh Oh, good golly me. How can they find *any* plot from those? Digestion has more potential for a story and a movie.

  • @TheMagicRobot
    @TheMagicRobot 6 лет назад +9

    If I owned a theatre I'd play this before every screening.

  • @cadman2300
    @cadman2300 11 месяцев назад +3

    "This morning on English for Cab Drivers, I was going to teach you how to say 'He was already dead when I hit him'."
    The student reaction says it all. Now let's hope that self-driving cars don't get programmed to say that.

  • @ZestuboArchfiend
    @ZestuboArchfiend 2 года назад +11

    This show was ahead of its time, I swear to God.

  • @dentonscheibal3
    @dentonscheibal3 2 года назад +6

    "After Roman numeral 2, give it a rest!"
    My reaction to The Matrix: Resurrections.

  • @drunk_astronomy
    @drunk_astronomy Год назад +6

    I say this every single time my wife complains about the most recent Marvel movie.

  • @jackgarcia5926
    @jackgarcia5926 7 лет назад +9

    Once more this timeless show proves it's absolute relevance with the Release of the Emoji movie.
    May god help us all.

  • @johnochiltree1170
    @johnochiltree1170 9 лет назад +7

    'Water discovered in the Hudson River' that made my night!

  • @tde4438
    @tde4438 3 года назад +12

    Now if only RUclips critics could find this

  • @jem5378
    @jem5378 5 лет назад +19

    Figures it would be the Lion King remake hitting $531M that introduces me to this video.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 5 лет назад

      That's sad to see leftovers from the past that are the same thing as the original when the original did it better! i didn't pay to see these lazy halfassed live action remakes of disney classics and will continue to do so.
      Eventually the returns to these remakes will diminish and once they bomb, it will send Disney the message and cancel future remakes. I support Walt Disney Studios animation and Pixar.

  • @llucero94
    @llucero94 Год назад +7

    Someone needs to show this to the Critical Drinker and Quater(pounder)ing

  • @crazyluigi6664
    @crazyluigi6664 7 лет назад +12

    Fits The Emoji Movie a whole lot more now than ever before.

  • @MTown587
    @MTown587 8 лет назад +25

    More relevant now than it was back then

    • @SuperDrunkdragon
      @SuperDrunkdragon 6 лет назад +3

      FoxHound785 oh no i'm there were plenty of awful movies back then. it's just the fact no one remembers them today.

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 2 месяца назад

      Junk remakes existed in the past too. The only difference was that modern remakes have to take into account ESG and disingenuous social grandstanding. Remember that the same people telling the world that not liking a film is akin to burning crosses are the same people who will, with a straight face, accuse any black man of raping white women if he has a chance of getting into the Whitehouse without kissing the shoes of the bourgeoisie. Remember what these same people said about Herman Cain and remember that none of them apologized.

  • @decimatorentertainmentstud8523
    @decimatorentertainmentstud8523 2 года назад +9

    This predicted the sad state of Hollywood today

    • @jasonbourne4670
      @jasonbourne4670 2 года назад +1

      He left out the Negrification, otherwise yes.

    • @silverdamascus2023
      @silverdamascus2023 2 года назад +4

      It didn't predict anything, it was already like this in the 1990s, you just remember the good movies from the past.
      One thing that got better: You can't sell a bad movie with a hundred million dollars of stunts and explosions, CGI got widespread and is no longer impressing.

    • @decimatorentertainmentstud8523
      @decimatorentertainmentstud8523 2 года назад +1

      @@jasonbourne4670 yes

    • @decimatorentertainmentstud8523
      @decimatorentertainmentstud8523 2 года назад +1

      @@silverdamascus2023 at least those movies weren't woke

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 5 лет назад +12

    Jay was ahead of the time.

  • @ObsidianRadio
    @ObsidianRadio 3 года назад +12

    This is extremely relevant right now!

  • @moonbootnick222
    @moonbootnick222 5 лет назад +7

    Damn the relevance right now, impressive jay

  • @AbrasiousProductions
    @AbrasiousProductions Год назад +5

    this show is so timeless, it really resonates with me as an unloved film critic with a severe disdain for modern cinema and passion for meaningful classic cinema

  • @EmeraldUltima713
    @EmeraldUltima713 7 месяцев назад +8

    People's response to Disney in 2023:

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA 6 месяцев назад

      Incorrect. He's talking to the people's response to Disney in 2023 because that's who most needs to hear it.

    • @mattdamutt5681
      @mattdamutt5681 3 месяца назад +1

      It's kinda working. Wish was messy and people didn't go.

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 2 месяца назад

      You know, nothing is stopping you or anyone else from emailing this video's URL to Disney.

  • @bud9133
    @bud9133 10 лет назад +17

    That newspaper headline.
    PAUSE THE VIDEO AND SEE

    • @inferno9714
      @inferno9714 9 лет назад +1

      ***** I'm dying of laughter!

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 5 лет назад

      Water Discovered in the Hudson River

  • @connormclernon26
    @connormclernon26 Год назад +5

    I mean, everything Jay says here is true, and is applicable to any media, namely, "it's very simple, if you stop consuming bad x, they'll stop making bad x."

  • @thescarvedinsect
    @thescarvedinsect 4 года назад +7

    'After Roman numeral II, give it a rest!'
    Bloody _Ice Age._
    EDIT: R.I.P. Blue Sky Studios.

  • @ChaosRulerX
    @ChaosRulerX Год назад +9

    Relevant once again thanks to the new Velma show.

    • @JoeFanik
      @JoeFanik Год назад

      I haven't given it a chance and I'm glad I haven't. With a rating of 1.6/10, I hope the creators will finally get the idea

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE Год назад +1

      @@JoeFanik Unfortunately the hatewatching seems to have giving it a view boost, apparently it has S2 in the works
      That said, Velma seems to game the idea "if it stinks just don't go" by asking "Wanna see how far we can fuck it up?"

  • @Gaia_BentosZX5
    @Gaia_BentosZX5 Месяц назад +3

    Modern critics need to learn this one solid advice. Trying to spin it to take big bad corpos down a peg won't do you any favors. Just makes you look foolish.

  • @thx1138thecrane
    @thx1138thecrane 6 лет назад +10

    So who came here after their first and only ever viewing of Star Wars The Last Jedi?

    • @SNC2319
      @SNC2319 6 лет назад +1

      Last Jedi sucks ass!

    • @ape7119
      @ape7119 5 лет назад

      SNC2319 ‘twas his point!

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA 2 года назад +4

    I was just told this idea was new and a unique way of thinking. That's how hard we have fallen as a civilization.

  • @Soundwave32791
    @Soundwave32791 2 года назад +3

    I only just saw a couple of memes with this scene on discord, so I thought I might as well watch the full scene myself. This is way more relevant now than it was back then, even though the '90s also had its fair share of bad movies.

  • @thecanadiansunlord.akathem5816
    @thecanadiansunlord.akathem5816 7 лет назад +21

    This is what people should learn from "The Emoji Moive", and US/UM, and Ren Seeks Help, and Adam Sandler Movies and anything people know they won't like.

    • @ape7119
      @ape7119 5 лет назад +2

      Ultra sun and ultra moon are good wtf
      Better then the original s/m
      Unless your talking about something else

  • @dreadfury2485
    @dreadfury2485 7 лет назад +8

    This is literally the Emoji Movie in a nutshell.

  • @OctacleEdits
    @OctacleEdits 4 месяца назад +1

    (to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme)
    “If something’s lame, and it ain’t that good, whatcha gonna do? Don’t watch it!”
    - Honest Trailers

  • @reneastle8447
    @reneastle8447 3 года назад +7

    Here's what John Waters says: "You should remake the bad ones, not the good ones."

    • @silverdamascus2023
      @silverdamascus2023 3 года назад +2

      Some bad movies deserve a remake since they had a good concept that could give us a better movie if they done correctly.

    • @reneastle8447
      @reneastle8447 3 года назад +1

      @@silverdamascus2023 Precisely. This should be one of the good trends of entertainment.

  • @Fractorification
    @Fractorification 8 лет назад +104

    So who else came here after the Cinemassacre and Ghostbusters movie incident?

    • @jamesmallone
      @jamesmallone 6 лет назад +7

      I think the connection is just that James said he wouldn't go because he thought the movie would stink.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 6 лет назад +5

      I came here after the Emoji Movie

  • @adamharris7775
    @adamharris7775 10 месяцев назад +2

    Jay Sherman appeared in every episode of The Critic and every webisode of The Critic.

  • @goblinwrecks698
    @goblinwrecks698 5 лет назад +4

    He predicted the fucking future! OMG

    • @silverdamascus2023
      @silverdamascus2023 3 года назад

      Nope, the 1990s was already like this, it's just that nostalgia makes us only remember the good movies from back then.

  • @michaellyden2580
    @michaellyden2580 2 года назад +4

    "If you stop *going* to bad movies, they'll stop *making* bad movies."
    Unfortunately, that's just not true anymore. Thanks China!

    • @silverdamascus2023
      @silverdamascus2023 2 года назад

      This applies to the chinese as well.
      You could never defeat the movie industry with just you following that advice.

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA Год назад

      Then translate this into chinese and tell them that.

  • @HerrDeutschBlood
    @HerrDeutschBlood 6 лет назад +3

    "If the movie stinks, dosey doe."

  • @SparklingWithNiGHTS-yv5fe
    @SparklingWithNiGHTS-yv5fe 4 месяца назад +4

    0:50 Literally,Illumination.

  • @steelgriffin7716
    @steelgriffin7716 11 месяцев назад +1

    I was just reminded of this. It's almost 30 years later. We learned Nothing.

  • @marcoevans2155
    @marcoevans2155 5 месяцев назад +5

    I miss this short lived cartoon. Please never do a remake

    • @mmmmmmsv
      @mmmmmmsv  5 месяцев назад +1

      A live action adaptation

  • @wallygator92
    @wallygator92 Год назад +4

    1:00 what we should do with the Little Mermaid

  • @matthewxbradley7102
    @matthewxbradley7102 7 лет назад +3

    This is also for shows like teen titans go. If the show stinks don't watch it. If you stop watching bad tv shows then they stop making bad tv shows.

  • @Flower_Mom
    @Flower_Mom 2 месяца назад +5

    This includes hate watching things. It doesn't matter if you streamed that show you knew was gonna be bad with all the vitriol your heart can hold, all they see is another viewer.

  • @Bart851
    @Bart851 2 года назад +5

    "If it's a remake of the classic, rent the classic"
    While I agree... Scarface and The Fly joined the chat

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 Год назад +2

      The Fly and Blob were improvements on the originals

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Johnlindsey289Thing (1982) WAS BETTER remake of 1950s!movie

    • @queencancerous5332
      @queencancerous5332 25 дней назад

      A remake is only good if the director makes the film entirely their own while still having the basic framework of the original story. It's why the shot for shot Psycho remake doesn't work.

  • @rapbattlefan2008
    @rapbattlefan2008 5 месяцев назад +3

    We need The Critic now more than ever!

  • @Dogman2605
    @Dogman2605 8 месяцев назад +4

    I agreed you you Jay Sherman

  • @batmenace15
    @batmenace15 11 месяцев назад +2

    "If the movie is a phase 5 MCU not directed by James Gunn, just don't go. After the second use of a coloned subtitle? Give it a rest. If it's a remake of a classic? Stream the classic!"

  • @wallygator92
    @wallygator92 2 года назад +4

    This show needs to come back.

  • @exaIgnus
    @exaIgnus 8 лет назад +11

    0:45 Paul Feig and Amy Pascal.

  • @Kid_Charlemagne76
    @Kid_Charlemagne76 Год назад +5

    Perfectly describes how most movies today are either shitty remakes, pointless sequels or regurgitated spin off crap. Call me old fashioned but i still prefer movies that are original and have talented actors/writers that make the story convincing and interesting

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA Год назад +1

      So don't even bother with the new stuff. Take the road he lay out.

  • @clankypick8178
    @clankypick8178 Год назад +6

    I think we know why we're here again... DISNEY!!!!

    • @Corrderio
      @Corrderio Год назад

      Disney, Netflix, and all these other streaming survives trying to revive the corpses of IPs that should just stay dead and untouched because they can't just leave something along now without altering scenes to make it less offensive.

    • @nerdgeekman
      @nerdgeekman Год назад

      Ironically, Disney partially owns this.

  • @zatchfan202
    @zatchfan202 Год назад +5

    Little mermaid remake brought me here!

    • @lizardguyNA
      @lizardguyNA 11 месяцев назад +1

      Why, to relearn the lesson you failed at?

  • @PrincessofPower84
    @PrincessofPower84 2 года назад +2

    *Water Discovered In Hudson River*
    How did I miss that the first time?! That comment aged like wine! 🤣

  • @tykamen5588
    @tykamen5588 Год назад +3

    Basically my response to people complaining about remakes. They act like they can't watch the original movies anymore.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 Год назад +1

      There can be good remakes and poor halfassed cashgrab remakes

  • @ofonruiz
    @ofonruiz 8 лет назад +2

    Agree 100% with him, if the movie stinks just don't go.

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 4 года назад +3

    Amazing how this phrase can still be used today.

  • @CrowwreakStevenson
    @CrowwreakStevenson 8 лет назад +85

    Ghostbusters

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 8 лет назад +5

      remember the episode of had Jay Sherman who wrote a great script and was hired by Hollywood by a studio to write Ghostchasers 3 (Ghostbusters in the Critic universe) and when Jay wrote the script the executive of the studio told Jay his thoughts on his screenplay.
      the GB remake bombed because it was poorly paced and had a horrendous unfunny screenplay that felt it was written in a day on a notepad and to quote that Grossman guy from The Critic (remember that great adult animated show from the 90s?) from the LA Jay episode on what i think of the script to Ghostbusters 2016 on that episode when Jay Sherman wrote the script to Ghostchasers 3.
      Jay: All right, it's just you and me. Now what did you think of my script?
      Gary Grossman: It was excrement.
      Jay: Did you say it was excellent?
      Gary Grossman: It was crummy.
      Jay: Did you say "it was yummy?
      Gary Grossman: It was an awful piece of junk that made me want to puke all night.
      Jay: Did you say it was an awesome piece of spunk that you want to shoot tonight?
      Gary Grossman: It was a bilious piece of dirt that made me cry out in pain.
      Jay: Did you say it was a brilliant piece of work, and you'll fly me to Spain? Where we'll meet King Juan Carlos and drink sangria all night?
      Gary Grossman: You piece of blech.
      That episode predicted GB 2016 years later and it's screenplay which any rational true movielover/fan of the originals who know good filmmaking think of the remake's poorly written script.

    • @randocalzone8772
      @randocalzone8772 7 лет назад +4

      The Emoji Movie

  • @Waltman13
    @Waltman13 8 лет назад +5

    This is a perfect explanation for everything in the movie and tv industry in this year 2016

  • @chipthebluewolf5927
    @chipthebluewolf5927 10 месяцев назад +2

    0:50 Uh oh. The jig is up.

  • @CinesterCharlie
    @CinesterCharlie 8 лет назад +3

    Ghostbusters 2016. Thank you Jay!

  • @Ehh.....
    @Ehh..... 8 лет назад +76

    Someone spam this on Patton Oswalt's twitter.

    • @hellsapoppin9326
      @hellsapoppin9326 8 лет назад

      What did he do?

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 8 лет назад +24

      He gave AVGN shit because AVGN made a calm and un-provoking video about how he isn't planning on seeing/reviewing the new Ghost busters movie.

    • @undead923
      @undead923 8 лет назад +4

      +Mloclam Nomdnih If the movie stinks, JUST DON'T GO

    • @johndough5375
      @johndough5375 8 лет назад +6

      Well, to be honest, it provoked people anyway. Seriously, this year is cancerous somehow. Almost everyone has high blood pressure at this point.
      No Man's Sky controversies, AVGN's ass getting chewed, someone threw a bottle of piss at me while I was getting out of a cab, TF2, it's seriously an awful year to be a human.

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 4 года назад +1

      John Dough 2020: *hold my viruses and riots*

  • @henrikwolter5624
    @henrikwolter5624 4 года назад +4

    2020 still relevant

    • @silverdamascus2023
      @silverdamascus2023 3 года назад +1

      Hollywood was always like this since the 1990s, nostalgia makes us only remember the good movies from back then.

  • @bsgambati1
    @bsgambati1 9 лет назад +8

    If the movie Stinks, dosey doe. Lol

  • @princeofcats6883
    @princeofcats6883 Год назад +5

    Anyone watch Ghostbusters 2016?
    I didnt.

    • @senister14
      @senister14 Год назад +1

      I watched ghost busters 1 and 2.

    • @Corrderio
      @Corrderio Год назад

      I really wanted to give that a go but after seeing the trailer admit it's a remake while also referencing the original with that "20 years ago line" I noped out. And then the deal was sealed when it was confirmed they brought the surviving ghostbusters in for unrelated cameos.

  • @mattdamutt5681
    @mattdamutt5681 7 лет назад +7

    You know, I'm just going to refer people to this video every time someone complains about transformers or junk like the emoji movie from now on.
    If you go to a movie knowing it's bad, it's your fault, and there can be no remorse for you.

  • @Holammer
    @Holammer 8 лет назад +6

    Speaking of the new Ghostbusters remake
    "... and nothing of value was lost!"

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 8 лет назад +2

      Sometimes some things need to be left alone

  • @Lv-nq9qz
    @Lv-nq9qz 10 месяцев назад +1

    "Tell them you want a story about people, not 100 million dollars of stunts and explosions."
    Im just looking at you, Michael Bay, no reason.

  • @WlanmanProductions
    @WlanmanProductions 8 лет назад +4

    My way: If Foodfight stinks, just don't go!

  • @paolo2763
    @paolo2763 3 года назад +4

    They tried to warn us...
    They did everything on their power to warn us...

  • @batman200
    @batman200 3 года назад +3

    it's sad that one this didn't get another chance two duke's voice actor is dead and three the show is still relevant :)