I'm proud of Rich for doing the right thing for his country by dropping out of the Acolyte discussions. That last Star Wars debate really revealed his diminishing mental state.
The thing is, Obi-Wan having a friend outside of work that he can go to for esoteric information adds a lot to him as a character. That scene is one of the best in that movie lol
@@ioncewasmikey Depends, is it juice Jawas make or do they make it by juicing Jawas? You know what, never mind. It doesn't matter. Give me some death sticks.
Rich sitting in the next room with a Farscape poster on the wall. His excitement slowly dying as he realizes Mike isn't coming and is in fact talking Star Wars with Jay.
@@bmuller7471Yes. I unfortunately never saw all of it while it was on, but what I saw was largely enjoyable and presumably would overall still hold up today. A quick check shows that _Farscape_ also surprisingly seems to be on a large amount of streaming things right now, including Peacock and Amazon Prime and even freer things like Tubi. Huh.
@@bmuller7471 do you like crazy wacky aliens in a deep sci-fi with complex multifaceted characters? Then yes, it is definitely worth getting into it. It is one of the best sci-fi shows ever done.
Thank you!!! I'm sure I made this point somewhere else. I think you could have 5 full seasons of TNG too (1.6m per episode in 90s money) for that money.
And they could have made a few more seasons of Crusade which was the spin off/follow up that started out very slow and set the stage in season 1 like B5 but they never managed to actually explain anything unlike B5 since it got cancelled.
I do remember that disturbing scene in "Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom" where the Duke walks in to the middle of the room and forces the young girl to crawl over and watch Season One of The Acolyte. It's the kind of scene you don't forget.
@@TheBobes Both are shit anyway. I'm still not sure whether the prequels or the sequels actually did the more damage to Star Wars. Sure the sequels robbed the old gang of their victory and heroism. But the prequels are the ones who - made the jedi knight into boring and stupid sexless priest-cops. - robbed the force of its mystery - cheapened the arc of Anakin Skywalker by transforming what should have been a greek tragedy into a hormone-filled teenage hissy fit - Reduce the possibility for good antagonists through the rule of two
@@trueblade3636 What if you didn't understand or don't want to understand why Mr.Plinkett doesn't like the Prequels. Is 90 minutes version not enough of an argument? Or do you want Mauler style videos?
Yoda is now officially the worst Jedi leader in history: under his watch we have the Brindock Massacre, Brindock cover up, the Jedi Priest Sol - OSHA grooming scandal, the Khofar massacre, rise of Anakin Skywalker Darth Vader, the great Anakin Youngling Massacre , Order 66, and the genocide of the entire Jedi order.
Mike's final pitch for making Star Wars into Jedi Star Trek sounds eerily like the Knights of the Old Republic games. Almost like Bioware and Obsidian figured this out 20 years ago and no one has replicated it since.
Which funny because they took two completely contradictory approaches. Bioware took the Hero with a thousand faces, knowing how much it impacted Lucas, and converted all its tropes into a game format. Obsidian saw this, and told a story that subverts the heros journey in every way they could while still telling a cogent story
I’ve said since 2012 it’s so weird that they haven’t even touched the Old Republic era. I keep waiting for them to announce something big with it but still seems to this day they have no plans for anything Old Republic
Rich Evans has reached the point in his career where he's realized he can tell the boss to piss off, and the boss can't do anything about it because he's far too important to the enterprise. I like this for him.
@@tactfulrogue he's not fanatical about it. He's said plenty of times including in the plinket reviews that he does not read E.U books or play the games.
His name is Lee Jung Jae. If you haven’t watched Squid Game, he’s the lead in that and he gives one of the best performances by a lead male actor I’ve ever seen. And he is WAY too good for this show.
Correction to Jay: Velma didn't get a second season because of hate watching. Velma was always getting a second season, they ordered a number of episodes and divided them in two seasons.
@@benjaminubben4436it still tells me that HBO was so impressed with this shit they ordered a full 2 seasons from the get go. And that’s not a good feeling.
@@ИльяИгнватьев "Why don't just torrent it?" Because they use piracy numbers in their analytics? Game of Thrones famously used them. All you are doing with hate watching a pirated version is telling them that they need to make better anti-piracy stuff.
Well it's like how back in the day people who gawk and laugh at the village idiot stumbling to fill a bucket if water. The acolyte is the 21st century equivalent to that.
Especially when they feel forced to play a game of dance around the agenda turd so they don't offend their friends. It's eerily similar to the people who pretended Biden wasn't senile before they all decided to jump ship at the same time.
I really hate how the sensible desert clothing Alec Guinness wore in A New Hope immediately became the official Jedi uniform. They’re supposed to be these individual “knights”, not soldiers. They should wear whatever fits the scenario.
@@TonyTynebridge It would have been pretty funny if he stepped into the Emperor’s chamber in Jedi… and the Emperor looks him over like “oh… I see you’re not wearing the… well, bold choice.”
From what I've been told, there's a pre-prequels comic that showed a flashback of young Obi-Wan. He was wearing black clothes similar to what Luke wears in RotJ. I guess George forgot. Or no one told him. Or he didn't care. Probably all three.
The "just stop watching" is something I did with Star Wars years ago. I accepted that the thing I loved was gone and I'm happier for it. You don't need to put so much emotional energy into something you can never change. I still have my great memories and I can always go back and visit those parts I enjoyed so much
It took me years to comprehend what had happened but I've accepted it, and now I'm a "cafeteria" Star Wars fan - I pick and choose the parts I like, but I don't need it to be something it isn't.
And so should everyone who has been disappointed by the other Star Wars stories. Andor takes the universe of Star Wars seriously and not just an opportunity to market toys that nobody wants to buy.
Star Wars and Star Trek are in an intense competition to see who can create the worst content. Star trek discovery and Picard seasons 1 and 2 are extremely strong contenders. Not to be outdone we got star wars episode 9, the acolyte, book of boba fett and also the han solo movie
@CalvinJary To be fair that competition has been running since the late 90's. Star Trek thought they had it in the bag with Insurrection, then Star wars jumped the shark with Phantom Menace and JarJar. Star Trek tried its best to hit back with Nemesis and their burning corpses should have been left as a warning to others after that point.
@@donaldfarquar whats really interesting is that the slow decline of both series actually predates the modern cultural war landscape that is commonly attributed for being responsible for this stuff. Were Star Trek and Star wars just cruelly destined to wither and die.
@@gibra-elwalker8022the problem with both franchises is in the 90s/early 2000s the failures were incompetence, and nowadays it's incompetence mixed with the culture war, so by default, modern day appears far far worse, which tbh it is. I think the prequels had some interesting ideas that were executed horrendously, but if I had to listen to a race/sex allegory on top of that?
The best character growth of all is Jay absorbing Star Trek knowledge via osmosis from being forced to film the many RLM discussions about it. Mike's insidious plan to convert RLM to his personal Star Trek podcast is one step closer.
@@conradojavier7547 it doesn't really matter, by Lesbian Headlamp admission, he was only made a large part of season 1 because everyone thought the actor was hot. That's why he doesn't do much after ep 5.
@@steveleeart Do yourself a favor and check it out. It's not just good Star Wars (if you like world building, not lightsaber flashiness) but also a good show on its own
@@steveleeart but it's their JOB. They made a career out of reviewing movies and shows and notoriously hated the prequels for decades so far so hey defended obiwan and this crap over that. The least they could do is watch the show before yapping about stuff they are too old to comprehend.
@@PmNHawkeOnly jay hadn't watched andor, mike and rich already did and had a review of it up already, hes not really obligated to watch the same shows if mike and rich already did a review of it lmao
Jay needs to understand that Velma was made as two seasons, it didn't get greenlit for a third because the fact is there isn't enough hate watchers to sustain a show.
More accurate to say that they ordered one season and split it. There was no big pile of hatewatch bucks that enticed them to make another season. I mean, you really feel that by the end of the second part they really didn't give two shits anymore what's going on. Not that they started with much of a motivation.
I’ve never truly understood the pain that Mike and Rich felt watching Picard, but after watching the Acolyte I still don’t understand their pain because I only had the power of one. Mike and Rich had the power of 2.
No chance, with modern woke ideology. You couldn’t even make the original space balls these days. Yogurt and The Schwartz might be a bit on the nose for modern audiences 😂
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 "Modern audiences are too easily offended, blah blah blah ✊️✊️💦" Modern audiences are plenty fond of dark/edgy humor. The bigger issue would be an entire generation of audiences being sold a sequel to a film from 37 years ago they've mostly never heard of.
Man, that prison riot is one of the hardest things put to screen. Got my eyes watery with thug tears like when Vatos Locos wipe out Tres Puntos in Blood In Blood Out, or when Gary Oldman gives that dude a Chelsea Grin in The Firm.
Ironically, the absence of deus ex machina 'force powers' results in a script that is much tighter. It's still far from perfect, but in a completely different stratosphere when compared to Acolyte
Let's not forget the cardinal sin of forgetting to give the main character proper motivations or agency in their own story. Osha *should* be the one spearheading the story to hunt down her sister and uncover the truth. You know, like a Protagonist would. Instead she gets repeatedly knocked unconscious and dragged around the galaxy. This is the Plinkett joke about Padme and Obiwan not having a definable character in Phantom Menace but somehow Osha is even more of a non-character.
Along with giving her zero personal drive and motivations, the writers barely even provide proper explanations for her continued presence at all in the story. That alien padawan girl even asks Occupational Safety and Health Administration at one point if she's going to want to join them on the hunt to stop her sister and she flat out says no, she wants nothing to do with her murderous sister that tried to kill her. She just wants to head off to live her life. Even the padawan is surprised by O.S.H.A. suddenly not caring her sister is even alive or wanting to stop her murder spree (especially since she let her escape). The only reason she ends up with them on the mission is the Jedi come up with a really stupid "We need something to lure Mae in" and insists she go. Ignoring the fact that Mae is on a quest to kill all the Jedi who "killed" her coven (and the Jedi know who she's hunting), thus would obviously be lured in by the presence of Master Squid Game or Jedi-Wookie. They never needed O.S.H.A. at all. She's more of a liability. Plus how they arrest O.S.H.A. at the beginning of the show and take her into custody, but one would think there be clear evidence of O.S.H.A. being on board that ship she works on. Surely there are security cams and eye-witnesses of her being there and working at the time of the murders. Along with proof that no ship ever left with her on it (especially with her being a lowly mechanic that is treated as expendable... despite droids doing a better and cheaper job since they don't eat, sleep or require regular pay) that could have made it to the planet in time to kill Trinity and back. They also aren't using this brand new Jedi skill to mind read their inner-thoughts and see the truth. So when they aren't knocking her unconscious and dragging her to the next set piece, even the in-story excuses and reasoning to get her involved in the plot are flimsy, if not asinine.
It honestly felt like Osha being knocked out is just how they transition from one scene (or planter) to the next. That girl must have gotten about five concussions in less than a week… might explain why she falls for the evil guy that killed her friends, she just can’t remember them after all the brain damage
they are trying to suggest she is all world eternal, loving God's child.... Leslie thinks she really achieved something when the lightsaber turned red. she really thought that meant something it was so important that it made up for not having a direction where the character can be judged like everyone else as they'd undoubtedly fail. These Mary sues are so risk adverse and ordinary why bother showing up at the beginning just come in at the end.
What Jay is describing is what Roger Ebert famously coined as “The Idiot Plot”. The only way the premise works is if everyone involved is dumb. Modern writing is guilty of it all the time now.
@@bluefire9147 It's great for light comedies, and if I recall correctly, all the Astaire/Rogers collabs were musical comedy. The problem really starts when someone puts an idiot plot in something ostensibly serious. The RLM Plinkett video on Last Jedi had a similar point about the structure of that movie resembling a comedy of errors.
@@NoriMori1992 Same with people genuinely wanting to pretend Hollywood movies werent always mostly bad. Every classic is an exception and not the rule.
@@eightcoins4401 it will never not be funny to me when people will say stuff like movies were better in the past on a channel like RLM that has an entire series in which they make fun of shitty movies from the past. 😆😆
I would like to thank the auto generated subtitles for suggesting that the Jedi were on that planet using metal detectors to look for virgins in the force.
@@lazycatchphrase8148 Oh wow, that really changes the tone of a huge chunk of this video 😂 By the by, what's a "vergence"? (It has a couple dictionary definitions, but neither of them make sense in this context.)
@@NoriMori1992 Honestly, i have no idea what it means in this Star Warsy context beyond them shortening "convergence" to make is sound more mysterious, and i can't be assed to watch this show to find out lol
Remember how before Kurtzman starfleet officers acted like scientists, and astronauts, and diplomats? And how after Kurtzman they act like a bunt of Portland baristas who constantly drive their ships into things? But hey, I imagine it's hard to avoid collisions in an area that is 99.999999999% empty space with sensors so powerful they can detect the neutrinos from parsecs away while traveling 500 times the speed of light.
Does it lead to a future golden age that lasted one generation when the horrible age it had to replace was 1000 year republic and 1000 generations of Jedi success? Then no one cares. You have to delete everything after Return of the Jedi to save Star Wars for it to make close to any sense. The future that made sense was Leia as the brains, Luke as the protector/sword. The people who make modern Star Wars hate that due to personal beliefs so Star Wars has no future.
Feels like people wanted Andor to be what got RLM to get over their self-imposed ironic detached attitude towards SW. Well I don't care to split hairs worrying whether Rich/Plinkett designates whatever franchise as "gay shit" like they're the Oracle of Delphi.
The Acolyte is the most dissapointing thing since Ahsoka, which is the most dissapointing thing since Kenobi, which is the most dissapointing thing since Book of Boba Fett, which is the most dissapointing thing since The Mandalorian, which is the most disappointing thing since the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, which is the most disappointing thing since the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy. Andor is pretty great.
Thats incorrect about Velma, it did NOT get renewed due to hatewatching. What actually happened is that they commissioned one season and paid the animators for one season and screwed them over by splitting it in half to create 2 seasons, then released them separately. Even if zero people had watched season 1 of velma, season 2 would have been released. Thats why there is no season 3, because they had such bad viewership
There’s no way I’m going to verify that bc I will never watch the show, but you can’t just split a season. Seasons have story arcs so everything leading up to the ending getting wrapped up would not perfectly happen halfway through a season. These things are planned out even if the show is dogshit.
I was looking for this comment. Hate watching isn't really a thing outside of so-bad-it's-good media. The only views being racked up for garbage like Velma are the views on the videos tearing it apart.
@@DavidsworldtravelsWhat OP is saying isn't that, but rather that in order to pay less for shows, rather than the traditional 20-26 episode seasons of old, they will give them 10-13 episodes for a "season 1" and the rest for a "season 2", which is why there's never a huge break between them. It's the same on a show like My Adventures with Superman.
1:03:38 THIS IS NOT TRUE. The entire internet gets this wrong. Hate watching DID NOT lead to a second season of Velma. Most streaming shows order multiple seasons in advance so that they can use it as a marketing ploy to entice people with headlines like "____ is getting a second season!". Also, with regards to animated shows like Velma, this is done for another reason. According to the Animation Guild, animation workers are supposed to get a pay raise with each subsequent season that is greenlit. To combat this, the greedy studios order a studios order a batch of episodes and then release them in chunks. For example: Netflix ordered 36 episodes of The Cuphead Show all at once, then released them in 3 "Seasons" spread a few months apart in 2022 as a loophole for this stuff. So no, hate-watching doesn't contribute to the decision to greenlight a second season of a show. Taking a look at a given show's numbers from Nielsen or Luminate, a small fraction of that is going to be from hate-watching. It's easy when you take part in internet film discourse to think that a vocal minority is the general consensus of something, but it's simply not true.
@@donniedeville5102 That's not what I was talking about at all. He just happened to state something that was factually incorrect and wanted to clear that up since I know people who have given me firsthand info about the topic.
Within just a couple years, they ruined Star Wars and Kingdom Hearts for me. I went from being a fan to realizing everything is just a product for them to sell. These aren't the franchises we fell in love with. They ruined Game of Thrones in that time too
31:14 Not trying to undermine the point but knights were minor nobility and owned their own land, they also did have powerful formal political and financial organizations called orders, just like 'the jedi order'. Knights Templar being the most famous.
one thing about the black smoke witch, Sol reacts the way he does because he sees the little girl also disintegrating into smoke while the witch looks almost banshee like in which she looks absolutely villainous. Can’t really fault the guy. Shit looked spooky as fuck.
Especially if she didn't warn him or explain what she was about to do. Which maybe she did, I haven't seen the show, but it sure didn't look like she did?
@ioncewasmikey both him and Rich literally said MULTIPLE times that it was barely "okay". Does saying something is "eh it's okay" mean you like it? Jfc you people man
@@sebastienmccarthy1483 The Phantom Menace is leagues above Disney Star Wars. It has flaws, but it's enjoyable and doesn't shit on the spirit of the entire franchise just for the sake of meeting modern politics requirements.
Wow, I thought I was the only person in the world who not only remembered the movie 'Radio' but also remembered Ed Harris' saying 'We haven't been teaching Radio, Radio has been teaching us!' in the trailer. Thank you, Jay!
It's hard to explain why but these Star Wars shows just seem like people cosplaying rather than being the real thing. There's just something off about the tone.
Self important characters who can do no wrong. Think about every great character, they all have flaws. Now think about disney SW characters. It seems like cosplaying because it is, there’s no nuance, no depth. Everyone is a superhero in a pretty costume.
@@cl4709 this comment being on a video about the acolyte, a story almost entirely about flawed individuals and the impact their flawed choices is odd.
It's crazy how much the Jedis never get shown being general "good guys", they're always just flunkies for the bureaucracy or fighting other, evil Jedis. They go down to a sand planet run by a criminal slug who loves slavery and are like "cool, not our problem, we have trade agreements to enforce"
If the star wars writers knew anything about the Holy Roman Empire and all the christian chisms, catharism etc they might be able to do something interesting with
@@alanpennie things like that and the schisms would make the galaxy feel a lot bigger. Hell, expand it to have some weird taoist or buddhist inspired branches of "jedi" or unrelated force religions. Japanese war monks etc. I did like this little witch-clan (unrelated to those other ones) for that detail. It's not just a couple hundred Jedi and a Sith/Dark Jedi here and there. If they had anyone good at world building they really could make the (oldier) republic era feel strange, mystic and *big*.
Yes, I too enjoyed it thoroughly. Specifically the point where they expressed their opinion of that one scene in a comedic manner. Really gave me a chuckle. (I clapped)
Best comment for sure! @primarchX. This show was so universally hated and memed online that Mike and Jay who would normally obliterate and meme this show themselves really held back a lot of punches
"Stenberg shared that even though no one told her about Plagueis appearing in The Acolyte, not even showrunner Leslye Headland, she was able to figure out that the Sith Lord would appear." _THEY DIDN'T TELL HER BECAUSE THE SHOWRUNNER AND WRITERS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW PLAGUEIS WAS GOING TO APPEAR UNTIL THEY WERE HALFWAY THROUGH SHOOTING THE LAST EPISODE AND SHOEHORNED IT IN._
by the end of the Acolyte all I could think of with Sol is that meme from Kung Pow "We trained him wrong on purpose. As a Joke!" He can't sense any danger or any life forms ever lol
You really cannot blame Sol for what happened to the mother. If you turn into a terrifying smoke monster and start to dissolve a child without making any attempt at explanation, there's no other way to interpret what's going on as anything besides 'I'm a terrifying smoke monster and I'm going to dissolve this child.' Anyone with common sense would know how evil that looks, and she decided that jumpscaring the Jedi they've been on hostile footing with the whole time was going to work out fine for everyone. Sol did literally zero things wrong.
Sol groomed an 8 year old girl he just met (because he says he “loved” her) by talking up what a great life she would have as a Jedi, and how amazing and unique she is. Then after convincing her, he argued that the assent of an 8 year old (whose head he filled with delusions of grandeur) should trump the wishes of her parents. Then after killing her mother with his own hands, he gaslit her for a decade and let her believe that her twin (the twin who is really her) murdered her mom. He never came through on his promuse. She becomes a mechneck and he loses track of her. Yeah he did “nothing wrong”.
That's insanity. He didn't love her, he had a connection with her through the force. He perceived her parents as having ill intent towards her, but forcing her from her family is wrong, so he let her decide what she wanted to do. After saving her from her mother, he felt guilty about not being able to save both of them, so, under orders from Trinity, he covered it up and believed the other twin was long dead. I don't know where you got that twisted version.
@@djdoc06you mean the 8 year old who attempted to murder their sister but ends up burning down the whole compound with everyone inside? Sol though she died. And loving someone doesn’t imply anything sexual or incorrect. He was trying to protect the children from these witches who openly abused and attempted to destroy the children and any hope of peace, as they keep acting hostile… including mind controlling sols team to attack the group from within. And older OSHA knows of the Jedi that were involved and could track them… but couldn’t find any information on her sister? 🤦♂️
Im glad Mike apologized to Star Wars man because he had it right, there are a lot of fans of Star Wars who care about the lore much like Mike cares about Star Trek. Good on him for recognizing that. Ya I dont watch the show because I refuse to hate watch it and give them the view. If you dont like something, dont watch it.
Nah, because I’m not going to drink myself into a stupor because of how bad Star Wars is. It’s been mostly bad for 25 years. I’ll just watch the stuff I like and forget about the stuff I don’t.
The description of this video is more layered, meaningful and thought out than most of the "Stories" Disney tells these days or really most Star Wars stories in general for that matter.
Exactly. Make good shows to distract me from the horrors of 3rd world poverty. Honestly, at this point, I’m wondering if Mogadishu has puppet-theater that might be worth the carb deficit.
I remember going to see TFA while my wife was Christmas shopping. A whole class of kids (no idea what they were a part of) came and sat behind me. I listened to one little kid explain Star Wars to another kid and my heart warmed. Then he told the kid that he had to watch "the boring ones" before he could watch "the good ones" (the Prequels). That's when I knew we were in trouble.
His 'apology' seemed a bit passive-aggressive at first, but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt after he continued on to talk about how he felt the same way about Star Trek
I mean, the reason we're all here is because he nitpicked tf out of Phantom Menace. I like how he ignores that. Like a married woman who tries to pretend she was never a stripper/prostitute/Egirl.
@@LembeckIsStaying Right but that's just growing up/old, are they not allowed to move on and change if they want to? I don't think Mike tries to act like he wasn't that in the past, just he's gotten tired of that now. The difference between RLM and ppl like Star Wars Theory is RLM just do whatever they feel like, Plinkett was popular but they barely do it anymore even though people would enjoy it. No matter how committed outrage youtubers claim they are, they're just raking in the money for as long as it gives.
and it still blows my mind to this day. When I heard about concept of Andor I rolled my eyes so hard that they almost done 360 and thought 'this is hard pass for me'. And yet it turned out to be the best modern SW and only thing remotely interesting for me.
It's bizarre that we've reached a point where earnest, straight forward black-and-white movies basically no longer get made, and that subversions have reached a point that *not* subverting something is becoming a subversion in and of itself
Having a straightforward "bad is bad" and "good is good" story in a major film would legitimately be a relief. I think when it does happen, people immediately realize, like with Godzilla, Twisters, Top Gun Maverick, John Wick, Edge of Tomorrow, etc. People crave escapism, not endless bait-and-switch lecturing.
One of the things people appreciated about the original Star Wars was that “good vs evil” had been abandoned in the 70s and it was a breath of fresh air when Lucas brought it back.
TBH it's good that Rich sat this one out, whenever I'm watching these reviews my wife hears Rich cackle like a horror movie clown and asks what the hell is going on.
I'm proud of Rich for doing the right thing for his country by dropping out of the Acolyte discussions. That last Star Wars debate really revealed his diminishing mental state.
It's good to see a younger chap take his place.
@@jackwilson8700 "The Acolyte represents what Star Wars can be, unburdened by what it has been" - Jay
Vote Evans Stoloska 2024!
@@MrTkillianby that he means a lobotomized franchise that doesn’t give a shit about the creator’s philosophy in this narrative.
He’s got diabetes. It’s been obvious for years. Apparently everybody hasn’t been paying attention until now.
Mike just can't let go of Dexter Jexter and his 1950s space diner.
The thing is, Obi-Wan having a friend outside of work that he can go to for esoteric information adds a lot to him as a character. That scene is one of the best in that movie lol
neither can I quite frankly.
You want some Jawa juice?
@@ioncewasmikey Depends, is it juice Jawas make or do they make it by juicing Jawas? You know what, never mind. It doesn't matter. Give me some death sticks.
@@ioncewasmikeyoh yes, thank you! :)
“I called Rich, and he refused. He hung up on me actually.”
😂😂😂😂
Can you blame him?
It could have been an accident. Rich has just recently learned how to use landline phones.
Rich's phone is probably a landline that is shaped like a lady bug or a racecar or something
Refusal of the call, another step on his hero's journey.
Rich Evans: American Hero
Rich sitting in the next room with a Farscape poster on the wall. His excitement slowly dying as he realizes Mike isn't coming and is in fact talking Star Wars with Jay.
Frell...
Mike has been kicked in the mivocks so many time with the recent SW fare, i think anything as good as Farscape would shock his system.
I've been meaning to watch Farscape. is it worth diving into?
@@bmuller7471Yes. I unfortunately never saw all of it while it was on, but what I saw was largely enjoyable and presumably would overall still hold up today. A quick check shows that _Farscape_ also surprisingly seems to be on a large amount of streaming things right now, including Peacock and Amazon Prime and even freer things like Tubi. Huh.
@@bmuller7471 do you like crazy wacky aliens in a deep sci-fi with complex multifaceted characters?
Then yes, it is definitely worth getting into it.
It is one of the best sci-fi shows ever done.
Adjusted for inflation, season 1 of the Acolyte cost more to make than all 110 episodes, 5 seasons of Babylon 5.
Thank you!!! I'm sure I made this point somewhere else.
I think you could have 5 full seasons of TNG too (1.6m per episode in 90s money) for that money.
which do you think was more profitable?
Who are you? What do you want?
Also significantly more than the uncrewed Odysseus moon landing mission.
And they could have made a few more seasons of Crusade which was the spin off/follow up that started out very slow and set the stage in season 1 like B5 but they never managed to actually explain anything unlike B5 since it got cancelled.
I do remember that disturbing scene in "Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom" where the Duke walks in to the middle of the room and forces the young girl to crawl over and watch Season One of The Acolyte. It's the kind of scene you don't forget.
Honestly, I’ve never recovered from that. Don’t think anything will get under my skin like that ever again
😂😂😂
I'd like to see Mike sing like the Duke.
Up close.
I actually laughed so hard at this I shed a tear, lmao.
I would rather wait for dinner than watch the acolyte again.
Mike and Jay used Space Lesbian Witch powers to create Rich Evans
Why the Space Lesbian Witches when they can use a croning ceremony with the Wise Woman?
It all makes sense
The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of...AAAIIIDDDSSS
Susan.
The power of Maaaany!
Mr. Plinkett apologising to a Prequel fan is probably the craziest thing that has happened within the Acolyte controversy
it's fine if RLM doesn't like the prequels. But RLM just doesn't understand the prequels or doesn't want to understand the prequels.
@@trueblade3636What’s there to understand? They’re shit movies, simple as that.
@@fissilewhistle They're shit in many ways but they're at least cohesive. The new trilogy was like 3 separate movies cosplaying a trilogy.
@@TheBobes Both are shit anyway. I'm still not sure whether the prequels or the sequels actually did the more damage to Star Wars.
Sure the sequels robbed the old gang of their victory and heroism.
But the prequels are the ones who
- made the jedi knight into boring and stupid sexless priest-cops.
- robbed the force of its mystery
- cheapened the arc of Anakin Skywalker by transforming what should have been a greek tragedy into a hormone-filled teenage hissy fit
- Reduce the possibility for good antagonists through the rule of two
@@trueblade3636 What if you didn't understand or don't want to understand why Mr.Plinkett doesn't like the Prequels. Is 90 minutes version not enough of an argument? Or do you want Mauler style videos?
Yoda is now officially the worst Jedi leader in history: under his watch we have the Brindock Massacre, Brindock cover up, the Jedi Priest Sol - OSHA grooming scandal, the Khofar massacre, rise of Anakin Skywalker Darth Vader, the great Anakin Youngling Massacre , Order 66, and the genocide of the entire Jedi order.
He's gone from funny little hermit to Henry Kissinger
@@BackdoorBarnyardwell to be fair his relationship with that twink was after his organization collapsed. So I guess it was after he retired
War not make one great, and proved it he has.
Ah yes. Anakin and his youngling massacre moves
Honestly he still is the worst even if the events of this show didnt happen.
Mike's final pitch for making Star Wars into Jedi Star Trek sounds eerily like the Knights of the Old Republic games. Almost like Bioware and Obsidian figured this out 20 years ago and no one has replicated it since.
Which funny because they took two completely contradictory approaches. Bioware took the Hero with a thousand faces, knowing how much it impacted Lucas, and converted all its tropes into a game format.
Obsidian saw this, and told a story that subverts the heros journey in every way they could while still telling a cogent story
And I hope they never do. KoToR doesn't deserve to be vandalized.
@@JK-cd6zr Chris avellone is a hack
I’ve said since 2012 it’s so weird that they haven’t even touched the Old Republic era. I keep waiting for them to announce something big with it but still seems to this day they have no plans for anything Old Republic
@@Tom-bn6prthank God. The original games and stories would be completely raped by Disney or any modern game studios, unfortunately.
"So Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb"
Rich Evans has reached the point in his career where he's realized he can tell the boss to piss off, and the boss can't do anything about it because he's far too important to the enterprise.
I like this for him.
It's a powerful feeling. I wish rich well. His laugh gives me great joy
Rich Evans was probably The Acolyte all along.
The real Acolyte were the friends we made along the way!
@@BackdoorBarnyardGOD DAMN IT YOU BEAT ME TO IT
BRAAAAAIIIIDDDSSS!
*Plagueis.
Skulks in the shadows. Creepy appearance. Lives in a cave. Basically a 1 to 1 match.
Who else lost all the meaning of the word Acolyte in their head after watching this show?
At this point, Mike has thought more about Star Wars than the people who actually write these shows.
To be fairs, that has been the case since the Phantom Menace.
Some people do crosswords
But doesn't know Jedi's build a lightsaber as part of their training or why they would continue to carry them even without sith around xD
@@tactfulrogue he's not fanatical about it. He's said plenty of times including in the plinket reviews that he does not read E.U books or play the games.
@@JoeyMarziano people keep saying this about the show that's introduced more EU stuff than any other mainline series or movie.
Can’t believe it took $180 million to completely wipe Rich Evans’s brain of The Acolyte
I can't believe they spent over an hour talking about this turd in robes. I'm almost tempted to watch it just to make fun of it... almost.
I know, right? What a bargain!
Especially since we know it would have been much cheaper to just make him watch it again in reverse!
Does money mean anything to him now he knows how to guess lottery numbers?
it costs 10 cents the rest was the tip.
Mike apologizing to Star Wars Theory and referring to him as “Star Wars Man” is just perfect
If he apologizes to George Lucas, I might actually forgive him for Space Cop.
Star Wars Theory couldn't take the joke either
@@prodmisguided Hey now, there's starving children in Africa.
Star Wars man is a loser anyway.
I watched the first few minutes of a Star Wars Man video. Extremely cringe content and the guy has a very punchable face too.
Remembering the name of Jettster Dexter, while not caring about Start Wars is such a Jay thing.
I'm surprised Mike forgot after harping on him in the Plinkett review. Its such a succinct criticism of the prequels mishandling of the universe.
Never understood why an alien from long ago in a galaxy far away would have a 1950s style Diner@@RadiantViper
Everyone remembers Jexter Dettster!
That's just part of Jay's job of having to remember Mike's life for him.
U talk like a ag
That korean man is an excellent actor. He can't even speak the language and he emotes more than the rest of the cast combined.
Star Games? Squid Wars?
@@JoeJosJourneyOctupus Competiton.
Yeah I stuck with it for him.
His name is Lee Jung Jae.
If you haven’t watched Squid Game, he’s the lead in that and he gives one of the best performances by a lead male actor I’ve ever seen. And he is WAY too good for this show.
In before we see him in every other show ala Pedro Pascal.
Correction to Jay: Velma didn't get a second season because of hate watching. Velma was always getting a second season, they ordered a number of episodes and divided them in two seasons.
Never understand hate watching. Why pay for thing you hate? Why don't just torrent it?
@@ИльяИгнватьев Probably because everything is a subscription service now anyway.
@@ИльяИгнватьевFin-dom is a thing.
@@benjaminubben4436it still tells me that HBO was so impressed with this shit they ordered a full 2 seasons from the get go. And that’s not a good feeling.
@@ИльяИгнватьев "Why don't just torrent it?"
Because they use piracy numbers in their analytics? Game of Thrones famously used them. All you are doing with hate watching a pirated version is telling them that they need to make better anti-piracy stuff.
We’re in a bizarre timeline when I find people reviewing movies/shows more entertaining than watching the actual movie/show.
Late Capitalism: Consume Product and Get Excited for Next Product.
Reviewers are a reprieve from being endlessly beaten and berated by the studios and their hostile media machines.
@@c.andrew3944 theirs no such thing as late stage capitalism
Well it's like how back in the day people who gawk and laugh at the village idiot stumbling to fill a bucket if water.
The acolyte is the 21st century equivalent to that.
Especially when they feel forced to play a game of dance around the agenda turd so they don't offend their friends. It's eerily similar to the people who pretended Biden wasn't senile before they all decided to jump ship at the same time.
I really hate how the sensible desert clothing Alec Guinness wore in A New Hope immediately became the official Jedi uniform. They’re supposed to be these individual “knights”, not soldiers. They should wear whatever fits the scenario.
Even luke wears his all black outfit, then in phantom menace theyre all wearing sandy robes like ben kenobi
@@TonyTynebridge YES! Even the f-ing kids. 😝 In the f-ing mega-city. ☹️
@@TonyTynebridge It would have been pretty funny if he stepped into the Emperor’s chamber in Jedi… and the Emperor looks him over like “oh… I see you’re not wearing the… well, bold choice.”
Knights aren't soldiers?
From what I've been told, there's a pre-prequels comic that showed a flashback of young Obi-Wan. He was wearing black clothes similar to what Luke wears in RotJ.
I guess George forgot. Or no one told him. Or he didn't care. Probably all three.
The "just stop watching" is something I did with Star Wars years ago. I accepted that the thing I loved was gone and I'm happier for it. You don't need to put so much emotional energy into something you can never change. I still have my great memories and I can always go back and visit those parts I enjoyed so much
It took me years to comprehend what had happened but I've accepted it, and now I'm a "cafeteria" Star Wars fan - I pick and choose the parts I like, but I don't need it to be something it isn't.
The franchise was always okay. Personally I never really liked it.
Having watched anything past revenge of the sith. Same for doctor who, watched the first series when it got revived then forgot it exists past the 90s
SW going to hell is what got me into other sci-fi
Same. Haven't even finished Mando season 1 despite liking the episodes I did watch. I just can't care about this series anymore.
This is just an hour of Mike trying to convince Jay to watch Andor
A worthwhile investment of time for once. Rich is eating starving children in Africa, plus he's already seen it I guess
Andor was great❤
Fair enough tbh, Andor is the only "Star War" worth watching since Disney bought it.
Do it Jay..
And so should everyone who has been disappointed by the other Star Wars stories. Andor takes the universe of Star Wars seriously and not just an opportunity to market toys that nobody wants to buy.
The Sphinx: "If you do not master your rage-"
Mr. Furious: "-then your rage will become your master?"
MYSTERY MEN, 1999
"...."
"That is what you were gonna say, wasn't it?"
"...not exactly."
People know the reason why Mike and Rich were relatively positive on Obi-Wan was because their brains were just destroyed by Picard S2.
Star Wars and Star Trek are in an intense competition to see who can create the worst content. Star trek discovery and Picard seasons 1 and 2 are extremely strong contenders. Not to be outdone we got star wars episode 9, the acolyte, book of boba fett and also the han solo movie
@CalvinJary To be fair that competition has been running since the late 90's. Star Trek thought they had it in the bag with Insurrection, then Star wars jumped the shark with Phantom Menace and JarJar.
Star Trek tried its best to hit back with Nemesis and their burning corpses should have been left as a warning to others after that point.
@@donaldfarquar whats really interesting is that the slow decline of both series actually predates the modern cultural war landscape that is commonly attributed for being responsible for this stuff. Were Star Trek and Star wars just cruelly destined to wither and die.
@@gibra-elwalker8022the problem with both franchises is in the 90s/early 2000s the failures were incompetence, and nowadays it's incompetence mixed with the culture war, so by default, modern day appears far far worse, which tbh it is.
I think the prequels had some interesting ideas that were executed horrendously, but if I had to listen to a race/sex allegory on top of that?
I always thought the little teeth looked like a zipper, so I called him Darth Gimp
that's too funny and I refuse to unsee it
Smile Ren?
Kneel... Darth Gimpie.
@@BurgermanForever-nh2vp Paul Chato calls him zippermouth😆
He kinda looks like Jeff the Killer. Which is probably a step down from Darth Gimp.
Putting all of the cameos in the thumbnail is the most RLM thing I've ever seen
Lmao didn’t occur to right away, that was totally intentional 😂
U talk like a ag
The best character growth of all is Jay absorbing Star Trek knowledge via osmosis from being forced to film the many RLM discussions about it.
Mike's insidious plan to convert RLM to his personal Star Trek podcast is one step closer.
The Jedi are going to fine Osha with a workplace violation.
They are going to need a Medical Administration Examination after this!
Lmao. That was good.
Guard rails in the unknown planet island OSHA certified
@@aleccampbell7707 the reason the death star lacks guard rails is because at some point in season 2 OSHA gets violated.
Clever
The show writers call him Darth Teeth, but most people who watched the show call him Smilo Ren.
Lucasfilm calls him "The Stranger" or Qimir.
@@conradojavier7547 it doesn't really matter, by Lesbian Headlamp admission, he was only made a large part of season 1 because everyone thought the actor was hot. That's why he doesn't do much after ep 5.
wasted potential cus he was actually pretty cool. 100% carried by the actor though, writers did none of the lifting.
As anime fans, my girlfriend and I called him chainsaw man
I like Darth Molar
Rich is just happily sat at home watching Farscape
the only winning move.
Common Rich Evans W
Because of Rich I started watching Farscape and my diabetes went away
The only way to win is not to play
25th Anniversary!
-I think the Chancellor is a sith lord!
-What?
Perfection 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Do they speak English in What?
I can't believe Jay watched The Acolyte before Andor. That is the true Tragedy of Darth Plaguis
I haven’t seen Andor yet either.
@@steveleeart Do yourself a favor and check it out. It's not just good Star Wars (if you like world building, not lightsaber flashiness) but also a good show on its own
Is it really? Wouldn't he be a happier person as a result of that because he gets to cleanse his pallet with something good?
@@steveleeart but it's their JOB. They made a career out of reviewing movies and shows and notoriously hated the prequels for decades so far so hey defended obiwan and this crap over that. The least they could do is watch the show before yapping about stuff they are too old to comprehend.
@@PmNHawkeOnly jay hadn't watched andor, mike and rich already did and had a review of it up already, hes not really obligated to watch the same shows if mike and rich already did a review of it lmao
I had Cortosis once, but my doctor gave me pills for it.
I also have a coprolite helmet
@@margarinedolby Meh, I had one, but found it a bit shitty, tbh.
Ymmv 🍻
My cortisol crystal
I thought it was a topical cream for your helmet.
Jay needs to understand that Velma was made as two seasons, it didn't get greenlit for a third because the fact is there isn't enough hate watchers to sustain a show.
I agree, infact that fact should be taught in schools
@@spinifex2d It is.
Yeah I think the hatewatchers may watch one, maybe 2 episodes then skip the rest.
Yeah I noticed season 2 was announced pretty shortly after the release of season 1
More accurate to say that they ordered one season and split it.
There was no big pile of hatewatch bucks that enticed them to make another season.
I mean, you really feel that by the end of the second part they really didn't give two shits anymore what's going on.
Not that they started with much of a motivation.
The Acolyte is officially cancelled. Damn, Rich must've tapped into the Force himself since he knew to avoid the rest of this one
I’ve never truly understood the pain that Mike and Rich felt watching Picard, but after watching the Acolyte I still don’t understand their pain because I only had the power of one. Mike and Rich had the power of 2.
Does George Lucas have the power of...MANNNNYYYYY
@@Thed538dhsk YAESSS...YAESSS
@@Thed538dhskit’s like poetry it rhymes
@@Thed538dhsk Close, "money," but it hasn't made him happy seeing what they've done to his child.
The power of one too many.
I hope Spaceballs 2 ends up being the best star wars movie of the last 2 decades.
No chance, with modern woke ideology. You couldn’t even make the original space balls these days. Yogurt and The Schwartz might be a bit on the nose for modern audiences 😂
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Sad but true and Josh Gad is an a@@hole and will be very PC.
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 "Modern audiences are too easily offended, blah blah blah ✊️✊️💦"
Modern audiences are plenty fond of dark/edgy humor. The bigger issue would be an entire generation of audiences being sold a sequel to a film from 37 years ago they've mostly never heard of.
Of the century!
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Exactly, Josh Gad will woke it up for modern day Hollywood.
I still don't understand how it cost $180mil when over half the episodes used the same sets.
Money washing
Apparently massive reshoots contributed significantly.
@@atomic_waitthey reshoot every episode twice according to leaks
I'm gonna massive reshoot another turd down my toilet bowl
Hollywood Accounting AKA giant tax dodge. It probably cost 50 mill except for the 130 mill they depreciated.
Rich Evans calls The Acolyte “Un-re:view-able”
It’s too bad Jay hasn’t watched Andor because it’s the only series I think he has a real shot at liking.
Man, that prison riot is one of the hardest things put to screen. Got my eyes watery with thug tears like when Vatos Locos wipe out Tres Puntos in Blood In Blood Out, or when Gary Oldman gives that dude a Chelsea Grin in The Firm.
Why? Because of the Iesbian space witches that Disney somehow managed to NOT make appeaIing to white men?
Yeah, _Andor_ handles those big-picture anthropological ideas seriously, but it's also exciting and dramatic.
Knowing Jay, he’ll hate on Andor just to be a cynical contrarian.
Ironically, the absence of deus ex machina 'force powers' results in a script that is much tighter. It's still far from perfect, but in a completely different stratosphere when compared to Acolyte
and godzilla minus 1 cost less to make than a single episode of this
Half the cost of one episode
Woah, thats impressive tbf
Cuz good filmmakers make it work through skill not just the power of moneeeeeey
Godzilla Minus 1 could've been made with $1000 and it would've been a billion times better than any Star Wars show
@@real1mem3sClone Wars microseries was awesome though
Let's not forget the cardinal sin of forgetting to give the main character proper motivations or agency in their own story. Osha *should* be the one spearheading the story to hunt down her sister and uncover the truth. You know, like a Protagonist would. Instead she gets repeatedly knocked unconscious and dragged around the galaxy.
This is the Plinkett joke about Padme and Obiwan not having a definable character in Phantom Menace but somehow Osha is even more of a non-character.
Along with giving her zero personal drive and motivations, the writers barely even provide proper explanations for her continued presence at all in the story. That alien padawan girl even asks Occupational Safety and Health Administration at one point if she's going to want to join them on the hunt to stop her sister and she flat out says no, she wants nothing to do with her murderous sister that tried to kill her. She just wants to head off to live her life. Even the padawan is surprised by O.S.H.A. suddenly not caring her sister is even alive or wanting to stop her murder spree (especially since she let her escape).
The only reason she ends up with them on the mission is the Jedi come up with a really stupid "We need something to lure Mae in" and insists she go. Ignoring the fact that Mae is on a quest to kill all the Jedi who "killed" her coven (and the Jedi know who she's hunting), thus would obviously be lured in by the presence of Master Squid Game or Jedi-Wookie. They never needed O.S.H.A. at all. She's more of a liability. Plus how they arrest O.S.H.A. at the beginning of the show and take her into custody, but one would think there be clear evidence of O.S.H.A. being on board that ship she works on. Surely there are security cams and eye-witnesses of her being there and working at the time of the murders. Along with proof that no ship ever left with her on it (especially with her being a lowly mechanic that is treated as expendable... despite droids doing a better and cheaper job since they don't eat, sleep or require regular pay) that could have made it to the planet in time to kill Trinity and back. They also aren't using this brand new Jedi skill to mind read their inner-thoughts and see the truth.
So when they aren't knocking her unconscious and dragging her to the next set piece, even the in-story excuses and reasoning to get her involved in the plot are flimsy, if not asinine.
It honestly felt like Osha being knocked out is just how they transition from one scene (or planter) to the next. That girl must have gotten about five concussions in less than a week… might explain why she falls for the evil guy that killed her friends, she just can’t remember them after all the brain damage
they are trying to suggest she is all world eternal, loving God's child.... Leslie thinks she really achieved something when the lightsaber turned red. she really thought that meant something it was so important that it made up for not having a direction where the character can be judged like everyone else as they'd undoubtedly fail. These Mary sues are so risk adverse and ordinary why bother showing up at the beginning just come in at the end.
Maybe she'll come into her own in season 2.
Occupational Safety and Health Administration's wacky adventures in Star Wars wonderland!
What Jay is describing is what Roger Ebert famously coined as “The Idiot Plot”. The only way the premise works is if everyone involved is dumb. Modern writing is guilty of it all the time now.
@@bluefire9147 It's great for light comedies, and if I recall correctly, all the Astaire/Rogers collabs were musical comedy. The problem really starts when someone puts an idiot plot in something ostensibly serious. The RLM Plinkett video on Last Jedi had a similar point about the structure of that movie resembling a comedy of errors.
There have always been Idiot Plots, they're not a new phenomenon.
@@NoriMori1992 Same with people genuinely wanting to pretend Hollywood movies werent always mostly bad.
Every classic is an exception and not the rule.
@@eightcoins4401 it will never not be funny to me when people will say stuff like movies were better in the past on a channel like RLM that has an entire series in which they make fun of shitty movies from the past. 😆😆
Young Anakin: Master sir, what are midiclorians?
Qui-Gon Jinn: It's heroin.
I’ve heard tales of a taco shell made of Doritos.
Make sure EVERYBODY has a zima!
We have the highest midichlorian count
Which means that you have a lesser amount.
"Oh look, rat-boy is here -- good to see him! Oh, and literally Satan."
CREEEEEPIOO
Disney needs to reboot Twin Peaks in order to ruin something Jay likes so he can join the club.
Haha Disneys version of the Red Room 😮😮😮😅😂😂😂
That would actually be hilarious and interesting in a really fucked up way.
Disney version of Mike and Leland at the stoplight revving their engines and screaming while Laura is also screaming.
He got angy with the exorcist reboot/sequel thing.
Had to even eat his pride by admiting "woke-scorcist" was an accurate description
@@andylikesstuffchannelThey would replace the midget with some plushie they can sell I bet.
I would like to thank the auto generated subtitles for suggesting that the Jedi were on that planet using metal detectors to look for virgins in the force.
…Is that not what they said? (Aside from "force" actually being "forest".)
@@NoriMori1992 They're looking for a "vergence".
@@lazycatchphrase8148 Oh wow, that really changes the tone of a huge chunk of this video 😂
By the by, what's a "vergence"? (It has a couple dictionary definitions, but neither of them make sense in this context.)
@@NoriMori1992 Honestly, i have no idea what it means in this Star Warsy context beyond them shortening "convergence" to make is sound more mysterious, and i can't be assed to watch this show to find out lol
@@lazycatchphrase8148 Oh, so it's not even pre-existing Star Wars terminology, perfect, fantastic 😂 I have even more faith in this show, now!
came to say from the future...season 2 was canceled.
There is a god
The cost of Star Wars was more than the Louisiana Purchase, and that's adjusted for inflation.
Dear god...
The cost… to use Star Wars?
Lukas sold it for 4-5 billion it’s worth 70-80 now
Mike giving Rich that poison after his 10 year vow of silence was a nice gesture
The most amazing thing I learned from this is that Alex Kurtzman is for some reason being allowed within 500ft of the Star Trek franchise.
He's Kathleen Kennedy's acolyte at Paramountain.
What?
Remember how before Kurtzman starfleet officers acted like scientists, and astronauts, and diplomats? And how after Kurtzman they act like a bunt of Portland baristas who constantly drive their ships into things? But hey, I imagine it's hard to avoid collisions in an area that is 99.999999999% empty space with sensors so powerful they can detect the neutrinos from parsecs away while traveling 500 times the speed of light.
Maybe we aren't teaching Rich Evans. Maybe Rich Evans is teaching us.
😂 well done
I can't believe they're complaining about this when there are starving African children in Cambodia.
I know right? There starving. Just like when Mr. Plinkitt "nitpicked" the prequels. Oh....
Nobody talks about the starving Cambodians in mongolia these days.
@@KR-hg8beSeriously, we gotta talk about it, There's Starving Cambodians in Peru now like wtf how they spreading
I have a starving woman in my basement and the pizza rolls won't talk about it.
They should just make a Qui Gon Jinn show where he's always drinking Gin
Yes. In fact, forget the Qui Gon. Just gin is good.
"Why is all the gin gone, Qui?"
The Quinine in his gin and tonics allows him to subjugate countless planets previously unreachable due to malaria.
Guy On Gin
Guy On Gin
Jay is doing himself a disservice by not watching Andor, but watching everything else.
Does it lead to a future golden age that lasted one generation when the horrible age it had to replace was 1000 year republic and 1000 generations of Jedi success? Then no one cares. You have to delete everything after Return of the Jedi to save Star Wars for it to make close to any sense. The future that made sense was Leia as the brains, Luke as the protector/sword. The people who make modern Star Wars hate that due to personal beliefs so Star Wars has no future.
he’s not
it’s still bad
@@lanoiarnoldretard detected
Feels like people wanted Andor to be what got RLM to get over their self-imposed ironic detached attitude towards SW. Well I don't care to split hairs worrying whether Rich/Plinkett designates whatever franchise as "gay shit" like they're the Oracle of Delphi.
@@ShmuckTheUnfunny why on earth do you think it’s ironic
Loved the gremlins 2 quote- “Right now we are advising all our clients to put everything they’ve got into canned food and shotguns.”
The Acolyte is the most dissapointing thing since Ahsoka, which is the most dissapointing thing since Kenobi, which is the most dissapointing thing since Book of Boba Fett, which is the most dissapointing thing since The Mandalorian, which is the most disappointing thing since the Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, which is the most disappointing thing since the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy.
Andor is pretty great.
Man, I guess the games really carried the franchise.
Which is the most disappointing thing since Episode 6.
Which is the most disappointing thing since Star Wars The Christmas Special.
The prequels are amazing and good films
@@SonOfAGunYYHNah, they've always been pretty awful.
@@SonOfAGunYYH They suck but they're someone's vision.
Thats incorrect about Velma, it did NOT get renewed due to hatewatching.
What actually happened is that they commissioned one season and paid the animators for one season and screwed them over by splitting it in half to create 2 seasons, then released them separately. Even if zero people had watched season 1 of velma, season 2 would have been released. Thats why there is no season 3, because they had such bad viewership
There’s no way I’m going to verify that bc I will never watch the show, but you can’t just split a season. Seasons have story arcs so everything leading up to the ending getting wrapped up would not perfectly happen halfway through a season. These things are planned out even if the show is dogshit.
Reminder than St discovery has 4 seasons and not a soul has watched past season 2
I was looking for this comment. Hate watching isn't really a thing outside of so-bad-it's-good media. The only views being racked up for garbage like Velma are the views on the videos tearing it apart.
@@Davidsworldtravelsit's been a pretty common strategy for streaming shows, Netflix has done it quite often.
@@DavidsworldtravelsWhat OP is saying isn't that, but rather that in order to pay less for shows, rather than the traditional 20-26 episode seasons of old, they will give them 10-13 episodes for a "season 1" and the rest for a "season 2", which is why there's never a huge break between them. It's the same on a show like My Adventures with Superman.
Rich is out buying lottery tickets.
After Biden defeated Medicare how else will Rich afford his medications?
And Tums
@@michaelmyers3709 I heard they're for sale!
@@billy-bg9rx smart people
1:03:38 THIS IS NOT TRUE. The entire internet gets this wrong. Hate watching DID NOT lead to a second season of Velma. Most streaming shows order multiple seasons in advance so that they can use it as a marketing ploy to entice people with headlines like "____ is getting a second season!".
Also, with regards to animated shows like Velma, this is done for another reason. According to the Animation Guild, animation workers are supposed to get a pay raise with each subsequent season that is greenlit. To combat this, the greedy studios order a studios order a batch of episodes and then release them in chunks. For example: Netflix ordered 36 episodes of The Cuphead Show all at once, then released them in 3 "Seasons" spread a few months apart in 2022 as a loophole for this stuff.
So no, hate-watching doesn't contribute to the decision to greenlight a second season of a show. Taking a look at a given show's numbers from Nielsen or Luminate, a small fraction of that is going to be from hate-watching. It's easy when you take part in internet film discourse to think that a vocal minority is the general consensus of something, but it's simply not true.
@@donniedeville5102 That's not what I was talking about at all. He just happened to state something that was factually incorrect and wanted to clear that up since I know people who have given me firsthand info about the topic.
The power of Mike, the power of Jay, the power of Rich Evaaaaaans
The power of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS
I had this exact idea for a comment word for word lol
@@MildandLazyGuy man, I knew someone would beat me to it
@@j.c.denton2060lol, same
The power of Rich Evans compells you!!!!
“All your favorite franchises have been in flames for years now.” That’s it, that’s the point. Thanks Jay
Demoralization is one of the biggest moves they have in their playbook.
Within just a couple years, they ruined Star Wars and Kingdom Hearts for me. I went from being a fan to realizing everything is just a product for them to sell. These aren't the franchises we fell in love with.
They ruined Game of Thrones in that time too
@@callinic999 Lord of the Rings fanatic myself. So, you know.
haha I'm so glad we Halo fans don't have to deal with that... 😊
@@callinic999fuck don't forget the marvel movies
31:14 Not trying to undermine the point but knights were minor nobility and owned their own land, they also did have powerful formal political and financial organizations called orders, just like 'the jedi order'. Knights Templar being the most famous.
one thing about the black smoke witch, Sol reacts the way he does because he sees the little girl also disintegrating into smoke while the witch looks almost banshee like in which she looks absolutely villainous.
Can’t really fault the guy. Shit looked spooky as fuck.
From a show and its creators that're preaching the power of beauty being skin deep too.
Everything Sol does is appropriate because it's Sol doing it.
Sol, damn you, Sol
Especially if she didn't warn him or explain what she was about to do. Which maybe she did, I haven't seen the show, but it sure didn't look like she did?
"You killed my mother?"
"I mean, she was actively vaporizing your sister at the time, but yes"
Mike's knowing cackle when Jay says he completely forgot watching Obi-Wan brought me so much joy
Wasn't Mike kinda into the Kenobi show?
I wish I could forget watching that show. 😒
@@ioncewasmikey He liked it because it was bad.
@ioncewasmikey both him and Rich literally said MULTIPLE times that it was barely "okay". Does saying something is "eh it's okay" mean you like it? Jfc you people man
@@real1mem3syeah, OK means it was tolerable to sit through but not particularly enjoyable. 2 or 2.5 outta 5.
Remember when Star Wars The Phantom Menace was the most disappointing thing since Mr Plinkett’s son?
Good times.
Remember when the Holiday Special was the absolute low point of Star Wars?
Good times
@@kaenachoo4783Nah, neither of these have been surpassed in terms of how awful they are.
At least his son had the decency to hang himself in a gas station bathroom.
@@sebastienmccarthy1483 The Phantom Menace is leagues above Disney Star Wars. It has flaws, but it's enjoyable and doesn't shit on the spirit of the entire franchise just for the sake of meeting modern politics requirements.
@@jonathanm9069The phantom menace was made to crap all over Bush, it was filled with the politics of the time it came out.
Wow, I thought I was the only person in the world who not only remembered the movie 'Radio' but also remembered Ed Harris' saying 'We haven't been teaching Radio, Radio has been teaching us!' in the trailer.
Thank you, Jay!
I saw Radio younger than I probably should've. That movie stuck with me way too much in a sad way. 😂
You're both guilty
Great how they always have to dehumanize disabled people in mainstream media, between that and calling an autistic character ”Music”. 🙄
I like how the whole conversation turned to Star Trek as soon as there was a chance
It's hard to explain why but these Star Wars shows just seem like people cosplaying rather than being the real thing. There's just something off about the tone.
That’s everything except the original trilogy lol
I think they're missing some sort of, grounded-ness maybe
Self important characters who can do no wrong. Think about every great character, they all have flaws. Now think about disney SW characters. It seems like cosplaying because it is, there’s no nuance, no depth. Everyone is a superhero in a pretty costume.
@@cl4709 this comment being on a video about the acolyte, a story almost entirely about flawed individuals and the impact their flawed choices is odd.
Could it have something to do with them trying to shake new ideas from a shriveled carcass of a franchise already completely rotten by 1983?
The descriptions to RLM videos becoming more and more unhinged keeps me going. Thanks guys.
Dang, that's an epic description!
It was beautiful
Very Cool!
Props to whoever wrote this one for fully committing to the bit.
Acolyte writer: "Have you ever seen Three's Company? "
Acolyte Producer: " No. Why?
Writer: " Good... "
😂
It’s not a tale the Jedi would tell you
How dare you. Three's Company is far better than this trash, lol.
@@AbsentMinded619 it leads to comedy many may find .. unnatural
0:10 this singular mention made me go down the Salo rabbit hole, so thanks for that.
Ditto. I shouldn't have done that.
Whenever Rich Evans is not on screen, all the other hack frauds should be asking “Where’s Rich Evans?”
He flies now
He had to return to his home planet...
It's crazy how much the Jedis never get shown being general "good guys", they're always just flunkies for the bureaucracy or fighting other, evil Jedis. They go down to a sand planet run by a criminal slug who loves slavery and are like "cool, not our problem, we have trade agreements to enforce"
If the star wars writers knew anything about the Holy Roman Empire and all the christian chisms, catharism etc they might be able to do something interesting with
@@LeflairZone Let me see the Jedi Council selling artifacts to laymen as promises that they'll be one with the force when they die.
@ND-nr6mx
Jedi Martin Luther could be fun.
@@alanpennie things like that and the schisms would make the galaxy feel a lot bigger. Hell, expand it to have some weird taoist or buddhist inspired branches of "jedi" or unrelated force religions. Japanese war monks etc.
I did like this little witch-clan (unrelated to those other ones) for that detail. It's not just a couple hundred Jedi and a Sith/Dark Jedi here and there.
If they had anyone good at world building they really could make the (oldier) republic era feel strange, mystic and *big*.
This 1 hour and 15 minute video was very good! And I am commenting this after watching it all!!
I've also watched it in its entirety at 1x speed and found the quality of the video to be unimpeachable.
I believe this 100 percent true statement by this honest poster.
no shit
Yes, I too enjoyed it thoroughly. Specifically the point where they expressed their opinion of that one scene in a comedic manner. Really gave me a chuckle. (I clapped)
You lie!!
This video description belongs in the Library of Congress.
I had to check it out, and god damn. 😂. Pure GOLD. 😂
Jay is the appropriate cohost. The Acolyte is a seminal piece of horror.
Unintentional horror
I thought it was funny.Unintentionally so, but funny. The AI that wrote the show has a future in comedy.
Best comment for sure! @primarchX. This show was so universally hated and memed online that Mike and Jay who would normally obliterate and meme this show themselves really held back a lot of punches
Seminal horror is what happened the time I tore my urethra
And yet, the conception of the protagonists was not seminal at all. Curious.
Hearing Mike forget Dexter Jettster's name is so weird especially when everyone remembers that name because of Mike.
All I can remember is Therm Scissorpunch.
@@jayclean5653 Please tell me that's a real character.
@@kalashnikovdevil I think it is.
"Stenberg shared that even though no one told her about Plagueis appearing in The Acolyte, not even showrunner Leslye Headland, she was able to figure out that the Sith Lord would appear."
_THEY DIDN'T TELL HER BECAUSE THE SHOWRUNNER AND WRITERS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW PLAGUEIS WAS GOING TO APPEAR UNTIL THEY WERE HALFWAY THROUGH SHOOTING THE LAST EPISODE AND SHOEHORNED IT IN._
We assume Stenberg would even know who Plaugeis is
Seeing Star Trek Man apologise to Star Wars Man and accepting they are both victims of Modern Franchise is wholesome.
But Star Trek man is fine Star Wars theory is a cock hole
@@crazytwitchy5650 go away liberal - we tire of your soy
by the end of the Acolyte all I could think of with Sol is that meme from Kung Pow "We trained him wrong on purpose. As a Joke!" He can't sense any danger or any life forms ever lol
If you've got an ass I would kick it!
I can't believe Mike finally spoke about DS9.
@@TrackZero Here’s to hoping Mike and Rich do full DS9 re:view one day!
@@Rhhe82I’ve been hoping for that since their TNG reviews. I don’t think they like DS9 as much as TNG.
He mentioned it in his discovery review.
You really cannot blame Sol for what happened to the mother. If you turn into a terrifying smoke monster and start to dissolve a child without making any attempt at explanation, there's no other way to interpret what's going on as anything besides 'I'm a terrifying smoke monster and I'm going to dissolve this child.' Anyone with common sense would know how evil that looks, and she decided that jumpscaring the Jedi they've been on hostile footing with the whole time was going to work out fine for everyone. Sol did literally zero things wrong.
Sol groomed an 8 year old girl he just met (because he says he “loved” her) by talking up what a great life she would have as a Jedi, and how amazing and unique she is. Then after convincing her, he argued that the assent of an 8 year old (whose head he filled with delusions of grandeur) should trump the wishes of her parents. Then after killing her mother with his own hands, he gaslit her for a decade and let her believe that her twin (the twin who is really her) murdered her mom. He never came through on his promuse. She becomes a mechneck and he loses track of her.
Yeah he did “nothing wrong”.
That's insanity. He didn't love her, he had a connection with her through the force. He perceived her parents as having ill intent towards her, but forcing her from her family is wrong, so he let her decide what she wanted to do. After saving her from her mother, he felt guilty about not being able to save both of them, so, under orders from Trinity, he covered it up and believed the other twin was long dead.
I don't know where you got that twisted version.
Any version you make up in your head is as good as any other when the writing is this bad.
@@djdoc06you mean the 8 year old who attempted to murder their sister but ends up burning down the whole compound with everyone inside? Sol though she died. And loving someone doesn’t imply anything sexual or incorrect. He was trying to protect the children from these witches who openly abused and attempted to destroy the children and any hope of peace, as they keep acting hostile… including mind controlling sols team to attack the group from within. And older OSHA knows of the Jedi that were involved and could track them… but couldn’t find any information on her sister? 🤦♂️
@@djdoc06Mae blames osha not sol for getting kicked out the Jedi. That wasn’t on sol.
I need to urge everyone to read the description of this video. It will not disappoint. It brought a tear to this old sailors eye.
Im glad Mike apologized to Star Wars man because he had it right, there are a lot of fans of Star Wars who care about the lore much like Mike cares about Star Trek. Good on him for recognizing that.
Ya I dont watch the show because I refuse to hate watch it and give them the view. If you dont like something, dont watch it.
Starving kids
Star Wars man aka the man who cried at CGI Luke Skywalker and complained that Andor was boring. 🤡
Star Wars Man is a complete tool.
Star Wars Man, the Andrew Tate sympathiser.
Those replying need to understand that there are starving children in Africa 😂
Startreck and Star Wars... Their once rival fanbases are now companions sharing alcoholic drinks until they pass out.
JJ Abrahms is behind the new stuff, makes sense.
@@minespatch He ended the war between Trekkies and Star War Fans by destroying both their cities, and now these bitter enemies are united in sorrow.
True
@Marinealver i used to hate trekkies. Now i just feel bad for them cuz i know were going through the same shit.
Nah, because I’m not going to drink myself into a stupor because of how bad Star Wars is. It’s been mostly bad for 25 years. I’ll just watch the stuff I like and forget about the stuff I don’t.
“A fossilized dinosaur turd” is a pretty solid description of modern Star Wars
It's poetic
the Coprolyte ™
@@spurgu9769 It's like poetry, it rhymes...
Nothing ever dies.
Even poop.
Twenty-seven-pounder
You say he was "trigger happy," but when the chief space witch starts turning into a final boss battle, I don't blame him for trying to end it early.
She was literally disintegrating Mae and Sol saw it. Bro wasn't trigger happy. He had eyes.
Jedi react with the force, the force thought she was doing evil. Jedi can't misunderstand like that. They can't 'get it wrong'
The description of this video is more layered, meaningful and thought out than most of the "Stories" Disney tells these days or really most Star Wars stories in general for that matter.
There's hunger in the world right now and instead of fixing it, giant companies are making bad star wars shows.
Man-children need to eat too.
Exactly. Make good shows to distract me from the horrors of 3rd world poverty. Honestly, at this point, I’m wondering if Mogadishu has puppet-theater that might be worth the carb deficit.
poor african children could have eaten those lightsabers
If you spend money to feed 2 starving african children you know what you get? More starving african children. Throwing money at them does nothing.
You can’t fix world hunger while half the people live in a F***ing desert! (RIP Sam Kinison).
I remember going to see TFA while my wife was Christmas shopping. A whole class of kids (no idea what they were a part of) came and sat behind me. I listened to one little kid explain Star Wars to another kid and my heart warmed.
Then he told the kid that he had to watch "the boring ones" before he could watch "the good ones" (the Prequels).
That's when I knew we were in trouble.
Guys, every time Star Wars disappoints you, just remember what my grade school librarian told me: "Star Wars is just Dune for people who can't read."
Star Wars is just Dune for people who can't read and Dune is just Lawrence of Arabia for people who can't handle reality.
You know what would be great? If Yoda knows everything that’s going on, but is wise enough to not care.
The best outcome of The Acolyte is Mike learning he's not so different from Star Wars (Theory) Man.
His 'apology' seemed a bit passive-aggressive at first, but I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt after he continued on to talk about how he felt the same way about Star Trek
@@reaps912shut up nerd
I mean, the reason we're all here is because he nitpicked tf out of Phantom Menace. I like how he ignores that. Like a married woman who tries to pretend she was never a stripper/prostitute/Egirl.
@@LembeckIsStayingyeah no kidding, he was literally the person he's claiming to be above now
@@LembeckIsStaying Right but that's just growing up/old, are they not allowed to move on and change if they want to? I don't think Mike tries to act like he wasn't that in the past, just he's gotten tired of that now. The difference between RLM and ppl like Star Wars Theory is RLM just do whatever they feel like, Plinkett was popular but they barely do it anymore even though people would enjoy it. No matter how committed outrage youtubers claim they are, they're just raking in the money for as long as it gives.
Remember this show cost 180 million
Amazing I thought for sure was 500 mil plus
A few millions definitely went to vibrating dildos on set
@@householdgambler what?
Phantom Menace only cost 113 million dollars for context
@@ScienceBabbleMusic 113 million in 1999 is 213 million in 2024
I just wanna say I love your reviews. Me, personally, can't wait for the second season rev... oh noooooo.
ANDOR by far the best Star Wars show. From tone, story and its cinematic shots.
and it still blows my mind to this day. When I heard about concept of Andor I rolled my eyes so hard that they almost done 360 and thought 'this is hard pass for me'. And yet it turned out to be the best modern SW and only thing remotely interesting for me.
The most political Star Wars has ever been. It sounded awful, then I watched it. It was incredible.
Andor and the Mandelorian are living proof that the problem with Star Wars is the Jedi. Boba Fett not so much.
It's bizarre that we've reached a point where earnest, straight forward black-and-white movies basically no longer get made, and that subversions have reached a point that *not* subverting something is becoming a subversion in and of itself
Having a straightforward "bad is bad" and "good is good" story in a major film would legitimately be a relief. I think when it does happen, people immediately realize, like with Godzilla, Twisters, Top Gun Maverick, John Wick, Edge of Tomorrow, etc. People crave escapism, not endless bait-and-switch lecturing.
@@12ealDealOfficialMad Max: Fury Road, which is about a morally grey man realizing that there is a way to be good again.
@@gdhuertas07 Agreed but the surface level gynocentric energy obfuscated that for normies. It's basically "man bad unless man try to do better."
One of the things people appreciated about the original Star Wars was that “good vs evil” had been abandoned in the 70s and it was a breath of fresh air when Lucas brought it back.
Similar to pro wrestling. Everything has to be "over the top, twist and turns"
A regular story and match is fine most of the time
Rich Evans is recovering from Covid and endorsed Jay Bauman as his successor.
TBH it's good that Rich sat this one out, whenever I'm watching these reviews my wife hears Rich cackle like a horror movie clown and asks what the hell is going on.