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I used to live in an apartment complex, all the way in the back of the complex that for some reason Uber Eats drivers just couldn't figure out how to get to. I also happen to be a big Star Wars fan, and so came up with a brilliant idea that solved most of these issues. I started including in my directions "I will be outside with a lightsaber" and just stood out in the parking lot waving a lit lightsaber (from Ultrasabers) around. This almost always worked. My neighbor in the next building over spotted me doing this one evening and loved the idea so much that she started using her own lightsaber as a signal for Uber Eats drivers too.
#idea Do a split personality thing where you work for the cops or something one day and the other day youre a criminal but every crime scene and thing leads back to you but nothing makes sense at all
16:01 my Uber drove past me on the other side of the street and never came back around so I canceled and had to try to get a different driver 3 different times
#idea have a guy who just "knows the streets." There could be a murder without any evidence left behind, and you would say to the cops "oh yea, this is the work of James Bob. He lives down the street." The weirdest things can happen and you would just know exactly what it is, and when the cops ask, just say "I just know the streets"
#idea Be a Chef who runs a very place. Have insects and rats crawl all over the building. After that, kill some insects and rats and put them into the customers food.
@whoopty doopty let’s see.. insects would make a crunch with their exoskeletons and it would be very obvious when eating a insect burger. Human meat wouldn’t be so obvious as most people wouldn’t think it would be different.
Fun fact: if someone is showing signs of being drunk but they haven't had any drinks it's likely that they are diabetic and currently have low blood sugar.
#RPIDEA: Old homeless man having a vietnam flash back with his rifle in hand shooting people and their cars tires, and windows. Lol this would be funny.
#idea act deaf when a someone talks to you and then go and have a normal conversation with someone else while the person you were acting deaf is there.
16:06 ok so story time since James asked for it we where in west Virginia delivering a load because we where truck drivers and we got stuck in this junk yard kinda place and we wanted to order some food so we did and we where in the back of the area so it was really hard for the delivery driver to find us so we watched him drive around looking like a maniac then after a while he started blaring his horn while flashing his lights kinda exactly like at 16:03 up until we were able to gide him to us it was the funniest thing in. The world
Where I used to live, half the time the doordash and uber drivers would wind up at a shopping centre a mile up the road. It depended on which GPS app they used; Waze had the addresses wrong, Google had them right.
#idea announce on web that you're selling "candys" (make it that it looks like you're selling drugs) And when the cops come to arrest you, you are actually selling candys
#idea you should create a character similar to what Chadoy did. When the cops pull you over, you hand your id with a name called Mr. gaylord and get their reactions xD
Do glad I ran into your channel years back. Coming back from work and finding your video to watch, couldn’t ask for less. Keep up the good work my dude. 🤙🏽🤙🏽
Omg you should’ve given them chuckie cheese picture ids, you could get these pictures done when I was little and it’d be a random design with your picture on a card, like a skater or movie star theme
I enjoy your style. Most amusing when pretending be drunk. Please make one with drunk police patrol pulling players 4 absurd reasons and asking various things like money 4 drinks. Keep the good work! Thanks
Love the vids, idea: do like a scp or something that makes people blind and make it where you don't kill them but they just get blinded for like 15 minutes
my worst Uber experience was when my former employer, when I was a security officer back in October of 2018 between permannt sites, got me an uber carpool. Igot picked up to go to a site for the day, then a second person got picked up, dropped off, and a third got picked up and dropped off before I finally got dropped off almost 45 minutes later(when I could have walked the distance in 30) and I ended up losing that day of work.
@jmwfilms or another #idea would be to run a corrupt highway patrol office. Officers prank citizens, get drunk on duty, smoke weed, etc... Kind of like super troopers lol
Whats your worst encounter with an Uber Driver?
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Please do a faked terrorist attack at LSIA
#idea Be a corrupted Military personal That Use a Tank and drive around and Kidnaps Some People.
I remember there was this one time where someone passed the sobriety test by juggling in front of the cops
Ha didn’t pass cause she literally tricked him to admitting he was drunk
@@ximisbetter3769 which one are you talking about because in my story they were both male cops
@@ximisbetter3769 that was an episode of Reno 911
@@theghostreckon316 he talking about something else but i just learned what he talking bout ain’t even real it was a show but it was funny asf
@@MonnieGoCrazy oh ok
I used to live in an apartment complex, all the way in the back of the complex that for some reason Uber Eats drivers just couldn't figure out how to get to. I also happen to be a big Star Wars fan, and so came up with a brilliant idea that solved most of these issues. I started including in my directions "I will be outside with a lightsaber" and just stood out in the parking lot waving a lit lightsaber (from Ultrasabers) around. This almost always worked. My neighbor in the next building over spotted me doing this one evening and loved the idea so much that she started using her own lightsaber as a signal for Uber Eats drivers too.
That's amazing, thanks for sharing! haha
& this is how the entire neighborhood, became Jedi! Dueling in the parking-lots waiting for their Uber Rides to arrive!
biggest cap in the history of mankind
This is the most lighthearted thing to come from pgn in recent months
True
I swearrrrr
You will cause hell on pgn for saying that
Yes, yes it do be
Yeah true
#idea Do a split personality thing where you work for the cops or something one day and the other day youre a criminal but every crime scene and thing leads back to you but nothing makes sense at all
Like dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
I literally said this idea like 2 vids ago
@@adamthealligator4501 who asked?
@@hub_1.15 no one just saying mate
@@adamthealligator4501 I was thinking more of a Deathnote when I thought of this. But take this as passing on a good idea. We all win if he does it.
Plot twist: They got drunk IRL for this video.
Lol
:0 genus
@@NotThatPersonal genius*
Wow
That's a lot of coke bottles
16:01 my Uber drove past me on the other side of the street and never came back around so I canceled and had to try to get a different driver 3 different times
Drunk driver? Nah mate, I'm sober
Why am I walking funny? I just have a limp
Why is my car in a ditch? Umm, that's not mine
Went from bombing the server (with missiles) to just being a drunk driver.. well an idea is a drunk Military tank driver.
#idea have a guy who just "knows the streets." There could be a murder without any evidence left behind, and you would say to the cops "oh yea, this is the work of James Bob. He lives down the street." The weirdest things can happen and you would just know exactly what it is, and when the cops ask, just say "I just know the streets"
oooh that would be a good one
I like that idea
That's a good one
yes please
YES GOOD IDEA
#idea Be a Chef who runs a very place. Have insects and rats crawl all over the building. After that, kill some insects and rats and put them into the customers food.
#idea be a mortal combat character
@Jack Berry that was humans meat, not insects
@Jack Berry mortal combat
Lol hell yeah😂🤣😅
@whoopty doopty let’s see.. insects would make a crunch with their exoskeletons and it would be very obvious when eating a insect burger. Human meat wouldn’t be so obvious as most people wouldn’t think it would be different.
#idea you should do something Harold where he try’s to run for president after he got out of jail or Harold joins the fbi
Harold would make a great addition to the team
You should do mortal combat your a mortal combat character and killing everyone
@@captainburger8610 no
@@Wade1.2 yessss
Yes please
#idea you should become a drunk cop pulling people over for “being drunk”
Or pull them over for being sober
Mr. Lahey
Fun fact: if someone is showing signs of being drunk but they haven't had any drinks it's likely that they are diabetic and currently have low blood sugar.
Damn I just learnt sum new
I already know this is gonna be good
#idea be a mortal combat character
Yessir
Hi beautiful
incase you didnt know it is.
Is it just me or is Reese really good at pretending to be drunk.
He was drunk😉
Pretending???
Pro and J keep uploading on the same day, makes it much more interesting
Thats hilarious I was just catching up on all of the videos and then this one drops
#idea have a ghost cop car on a empty road and pull anybody over but there wont be a cop inside
This is great 👍
so basically just a downgraded variant of scp-973
I love how the female passenger values her life
Early gang out here!
How 1 hour ago
Just how
Wat 1 hour
Ahahaha
Late early gang
Drunk roleplays are the best.
21:40 got real deep
Day one of asking jmwfilms to call his fans, directors
UP
Then what does that make him
@@Briskedshasra The main character.
Day 2 is on the old man video make sure to like it so he notices it
#RPIDEA: Old homeless man having a vietnam flash back with his rifle in hand shooting people and their cars tires, and windows. Lol this would be funny.
Amazing that another video came out so fast! Love your work!
The beer bottle and can sounds are gold!!
I love the southern lady she was so funny 🤣
She was so good. You should play with her again. That was so funny and she acts the part so well.
Getting Randy Marsh vibes.
“What seems to be the officer, problem?”
deadass had a dream last night where jmw, pro, and chadoy all uploaded on the same day lmfaooo
Spooky
Please do more of these. I find these type of videos so much more interesting than you blowing up the whole server 😂
Everyone Else
drives on the right side of the road
Drunk JmwFILM
Drives on left side and still yells Get out my lane
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
We ordered pizza and the delivery guy took the pizza to the right address in the wrong city.
*h o w*
I mean hey if it was dominoes they gotta be there in 30 minutes so you got a free pizza
@@insignusgaming1203
I want to do that one time with a dominoes delivery
James: what’s the officer problem
Cop: well you were swerving and- wait a damn minute
#idea act deaf when a someone talks to you and then go and have a normal conversation with someone else while the person you were acting deaf is there.
Please let this happen 😂
19:30 wow somebody with an equal IQ to this character! looks like they'd get along great!
The pregnant part got me soo bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Died laughing when the cop just went "huh"
16:06 ok so story time since James asked for it we where in west Virginia delivering a load because we where truck drivers and we got stuck in this junk yard kinda place and we wanted to order some food so we did and we where in the back of the area so it was really hard for the delivery driver to find us so we watched him drive around looking like a maniac then after a while he started blaring his horn while flashing his lights kinda exactly like at 16:03 up until we were able to gide him to us it was the funniest thing in. The world
I lost u at "story" ngl
@@JerukHL haha it actually happened belive it or not
i haven't watched jmw for so long and it hasn't changed which is very good and is still a friend with pgd which is very good.
#idea breaking out an imaginary friend out of jail. Acting extremely drunk.
It was nice to have a video where there wasn't something supernatural or some crazy killer or something.
#Idea can you come back as overlord and have the hacking think, have drones, and RC cars
12:59 so interesting to see what everyone else sees when you do one of your random-ass weird videos, jmwfilms. This includes the truck. Lol.
This is epic
Fun fact: no one has finished this video yet.
(Non-members)
People who watch in 1.25x or 2x
I think members see the videos early
@@brianisgett1095 it's still more than 2 minutes
Where I used to live, half the time the doordash and uber drivers would wind up at a shopping centre a mile up the road. It depended on which GPS app they used; Waze had the addresses wrong, Google had them right.
#idea announce on web that you're selling "candys" (make it that it looks like you're selling drugs) And when the cops come to arrest you, you are actually selling candys
My worst experience with public transport is a drunk taxi driver almost getting us killed
#idea terrify the server with the sound of a bomb during ww2 called the v1 flying bomb it would be a great idea
Your videos are the only thing that makes me happy these days I just wanna say I appreciate you for all you do
#idea you should create a character similar to what Chadoy did. When the cops pull you over, you hand your id with a name called Mr. gaylord and get their reactions xD
"The 'gay' is silent"
@@rayali8764 XD yeahhhh
What video is that from?
@@noriski7367 Chadoy's vid - "Cops almost break character"
ANOTHER FKING BANGER ITS JUST BANGER AFTER BANGER 🔥🔥🔥🔥 entertaining me ever timeeeeeeee
#idea start a police academy where you fail everyone who doesn't shoot the criminal on sight... (Hilarious video btw 😂)
19:41 yes just another day in gta rp, a drunk guy driving a buffed unicorn 💪🦄
Early with no notification gang
Do glad I ran into your channel years back. Coming back from work and finding your video to watch, couldn’t ask for less. Keep up the good work my dude. 🤙🏽🤙🏽
#idea Do a Wendigo RP in the mountains, luring players in with the promises of treasure only to sacrifice them to the man eating monster
Omg you should’ve given them chuckie cheese picture ids, you could get these pictures done when I was little and it’d be a random design with your picture on a card, like a skater or movie star theme
Next video: A drunk man that make other people increasingly drunk from being around him.
I enjoy your style. Most amusing when pretending be drunk. Please make one with drunk police patrol pulling players 4 absurd reasons and asking various things like money 4 drinks. Keep the good work! Thanks
You should more scps or ghosts, people's reactions are just too good
jmw you should do more of ur old stuff again like the vr guy again or the house bombing prank i miss that stuff keep doin you bro :)
#idea The senate (Darth Sidious) visits the town looking for a sensitive force user.
I was waiting for this!, I loved it, it made my day 100% better,
#idea Creep out players by creating physical clones of them, like identical twins
Glad to be a patron to one of the best content makers out there. Keep up the work man.
(Early ticket here)
Woo!
AYYY you earlyyyy
Love the vids, idea: do like a scp or something that makes people blind and make it where you don't kill them but they just get blinded for like 15 minutes
Early gang!
Pro and Jmw uploads back to back today is a good day
Get your 1000 views ticket here
"hIs PregNut" fucking sent my sides to the moon holy hell lmfaoo
#idea godzilla returns to protect the town from mechagodzilla 2021
Congratulations on 700k 🥳🥳
We need more drunk Uber driver gta v episodes, lol.
my worst Uber experience was when my former employer, when I was a security officer back in October of 2018 between permannt sites, got me an uber carpool. Igot picked up to go to a site for the day, then a second person got picked up, dropped off, and a third got picked up and dropped off before I finally got dropped off almost 45 minutes later(when I could have walked the distance in 30) and I ended up losing that day of work.
just imagine if every time he got pulled over he pulled to the middle of the road as if you were in the uk and going to the side
Passenger snoring Officer "Am I boring your passenger ?". Lol. 😂😂😂
Jmw was just towering over Ross 🤣🤣
CSGO and GTA V are perfect examples of games that will probably not die for at least another 5 years
I loved this video, it wasn't crazy or anything. It's nice to see videos like this.
Just regular day in pgn lol
DUDE that girl towards the end was amazing!
26:49 look at the sign
25:00 Isnt that the same person whos got the motel room in the Easter bunny killer video??
LOL THOUGHT IT SAID “DUNK DRIVER”
you sir, are dunk.
I can imagine where the cop asks jmw “ why is your hood gone” jmw “I hit a squirrel”
I remember you did something similar in an live stream I’m happy you did because you didn’t really do it for long
Reece is amazing at thus
The amount of cops that could’ve pulled him over but his luck had them turning before they passed him😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you james for my entertainment keep up the good work
@jmwfilms or another #idea would be to run a corrupt highway patrol office. Officers prank citizens, get drunk on duty, smoke weed, etc... Kind of like super troopers lol
I watched that video while I was drunk 🤣🤣🤣
THIS MAN BLOWING INTO THE DUI TEST SOUNDING LIKE HE SMOKED FOR 500 YEARS
as the title is, this is the most normal RP I've seen by JMW in a bit
At this point it’s safe to say the Police have a procedure for JMW and his friends.
that was funny "Get the Fabreeze"
This video is basically just a normal day
Films you and pro should do the superman vs batman town
The second cop, hey it's Ross!