Classic Police Sketch/Cockney Rhyming Slang With Mel & Grif aka Alas Smith and Jones
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 26 фев 2021
- hi all and welcome to my channel.i found this very funny classic police sketch with mel and grif at there finest ,thanks for watching
Развлечения
welcome to my channel to new and old ,,,,, if you can please give me a SUB on RUclips @BLOKIESGUILD_UK if you like my content it would help me out a lot ,,thanks
They were so clever. RIP Mel Smith
i agree indeed they were one of the best actors of the time
Wonferful 😂😂😂
Nobody can pull a face like Griff for being totally dumbstruck . Brilliant ❤
i know its classic and always funny
Griff’s reaction makes it brilliant.
yep i know right ,they don't make these classic comedy sketches like this any more
I agree. It is Griff's baffled expression that makes it so funny.
Seen it so many times its the mutz
@@richardplume3212 i had to research what mutz meant and there are several meanings but the one i will go with is always very good
Not seen this before.Brilliant.Great talent.
thanks for finding my channel and commenting ,i agree just brilliant
Bengazi is a khazi. As an anglophile Canadian, I get about 1/4 of this.
nice one
The look on Griff’s face is the icing on the cake in his super brilliant sketch.
yes i agree with you and these classic comedy sketches from back in the day will always be the best and nobody can make any better than this ,
" I'm bein' fitted up like a toff at Tommy Nutter's" Utterly, ineffably exquisite...know wot I mean!
it is the best sketch of all time and the cockney rhyming slang will never go out of fashion because it confuses the crap out of people who dont know it and it make me have a giraffee
Brilliant, brilliant sketch! Writing and acting along with that deft timing makes this a true classic ❤
thats very true it is truly a classic sketch
Squeezing a malteser 😂😂
lol ohh i know we all do them every morning or any time of the day,lol
Train in the station,more like.or a tortoise tail.
@@robertjsmith lol
Dropping the kids off at the pool
The mutz
Classic Comedy sketch from a fantastic tv show
i agree it is a fantastic classic tv series
I am a Londoner, and even I don't understand most of what is said here....
The language is a classic mix of rhyming slang, police jargon, australianisms and polari, it is so so clever, this humour has never been equalled, it was common talk when I lived in London in the sixties and seventies but sadly it has all but disappeared.
That's because you're not a known tablecloth.
@@marasmusine ?
@@ricardolorrio8228 As opposed to a partridge, if that helps.
@@marasmusine He hasn't had his Barnet Fair cut.
🤣🤣🤣 very funny👏👏👏
i agree it is very funny
Understood prob 85%. Proper Diamonds. Lol
its the best language there is, confuses the crap out of people that dont know the slang
This is brilliant even after so long.
i do agree the old british classic comedy scetches wil never die
Better than last weeks....
"collar-feeling", being collare; manor is one's neighbourhood; parking his breakfast is elimination of digestive system contents; charlie is prob. cocaine; a snowman deals it.
thats right you got it
some of it is real and some made up for comedy purposes
but it's really funny
The look on the Inspectors face is so perfect, so funny
it does it is so funny, the classics i remember
Griff is a legend. How did he keep a straight face? Much of the slang was made up. 😂
i know it probably took many takes to get it right
The slang wasn't made up. This video has been posted elsewhere and in one of the comments there was one post who explained most of the cockney jargon, with the thread that followed explaining the rest. I wish I could remember it.
Genius! 👍
I must agree perfection and genius
I’m surprised it’s only just occurred to me another aspect of the sketch/joke is that many of the words (particularly at the end of a statement/paragraph) are deliberate ‘red-herrings’ & not slang, at all. It makes the sketch even funnier, for me, as a Londoner/Essex boy.
He’s a well known tablecloth😂
I was wondering if this was all Cockney
I've never heard of a lot of them, and I'm from London. What's a tablecloth slang for?
U no the apple from billericay dicky
U ar avin a giraffe me old china
@concrete trampoline" I stayed with it as long as I could, but lost it there.
concreate trampoline probably means he ran off ,done a runner but The phrase “concrete trampoline” doesn’t have a direct meaning in standard English.
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
you cant beat a bit of good old British comedy
never thought ide seen a intro that shows manifestation on a not the nine o clock news sketch, lol awesome
it is awesome .well infact all the not the nine oclock news series and the film morons from out of space and mell and griff series back then was as you say always awsome
ohh and the intro is mine i put together ,you cant have a video and not have an intro and a outro ,it don't look professional ,sorry its a late replay
The Bill was never this funny!
well no the bill was a drama series and not meant to be funny ,but this is the ultimate classic comedy cockney police sketch and nothing will ever beat it
Aha macaroon
@@richardplume3212 haha lol ,
The Beatles song "Helter Skelter"? Indubitably pre-eminent. It's the sound I've always ever wanted the Beatles to have.
(Same applies to Pink Floyd's "Nile Song").
Oh - - - LOOK OUT!!!
Nicolas Ball was amazing
i agree but still is amazing actor at the ripe age of 77 so he is still alive
That's 'im, guvnor...that 'Hazel' geeza!
Lock Stock vs. Brass Eye.
i don't think brass eye comes nowhere near the brilliance film making of lock stock,,
At woz Jimmy ' Azell ...winnit ? Not many unk il !
haha lol
Some of this is/was genuine slang of the era but much of it is made up for comedy effect. i understand completely everything he's saying though.
nothing much i don't know about good old cockney rhyming slang ,im a Londoner myself ,
Nicholas Ball was married to Pamela Stephenson at the time.
yep i believe you are right i did read that also
Lucky man...She was a babe...
@@wiccanwarrior9 to right she was a bit of allright
And Pamela Stephenson was in Not The Nine O'clock News with Mel Smith and Griff Rhys Jones.
Nicholas Ball starred in detective series called Hazel
Griff.
Oh dear at 3:25. Oh dear, oh dear 🙄
good init,,lol
i'd love to see a translation of all this 😄
No need guv'
Classic
sorry for the late reply , and it is a classic , thanks
Brilliant ! The only thing missing was Sir Stanley Unwin ?
yes you are right it is brilliant you dont get comedy like this any more and stanley unwin had a language all of his own Unwinese
@@BLOKIESGUILDUKdeep joy
I would like to know what the intro tune is.
well what i can gather the intro tune what i used is called among the stars by JOHN KLIME hope this helps
What am i botulism toxin? 😂 its 1 minus 69, init?
I do like this detective however. 23 ambulances. Where does he get that from. Who in the LAS control room was in on the conspiracy
'kin classic!!!....I forgot how damn funny this sketch was!....Love it. Nice to see Nicholas Ball in this as well.
i agree its the best
Who is the guy talking in rhyming slang? I recognise him but I can't place him.
hi phill the actor is called Nicholas ball who had a tv series called hazell ,great legendary actor
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i do agree if S.Fmeans (so funny) ,only the best comedy CLASSICS were good back in the day
Lmfao
good init
@@BLOKIESGUILDUK Yep!
great comedy- 80s were the best-no racist,sexist,homophobic stuff
agreed the 60,s ,70,s 80,s were the best
*Griff
Can you Adam an Eve it?!
would i believe it yes i can ..lol
Is it worrying that I understood everything Mel Smith’s detective character said?
And so do i .why the hell do you have to be worried about a classic comedy sketch for ,its comedy
@@BLOKIESGUILDUK Don’t get me wrong, it’s fuckin’ funny; I’m Essex born with Canning Town / Bethnal Green parentage (one was always a shithole & the other is probably still a dodgy manor) - but, it also makes me realise how I must sound to my posh, Austrian in-laws, or the daughters’ in-laws down in Cornwall (mind you, THEY might as well be talking Welsh, sometimes).
It was just like watching the Sweeney as a kid.
@@BLOKIESGUILDUK oh, soz … I think all my settings a private. Mainly folders of comedy, curio, prog rock, gig vids & other tosh. I haven’t got anything of interest, tbh.
Could you please send me a translation of this please. I understood some it. Lmao. Great sketch.
I miss old comedy 🙄
yes thats true but i think we all miss the classic original comedy that was in our era,, memories eh,,
@@BLOKIESGUILDUK The bomb disposal sketch was always one of the best. I still watch all the old comedies, the new ones just can't match the quality. I sound like a grumpy old sod nowadays : ))
@@WisdomQuotesLife-sw3xk nothing wrong with being grumpy and old ..lol
Somebody please translate from English English to English
well matey lets leave it as it is for not translating this sketch in my channel ,get what i mean,thanks,,,p,p,s but if you are so desperate to have this translated jut pick out all the words that you dont know or cant understand and type them into google
Suspect: i was in the toilet having a poo when the police burst in and planted cocain on me.
Sergeant: i went into the gents and found him snorting cocain.
Inspector: stop squabbling and go away, both of you.
LOL YEP , its so funny
Whatever happened to REAL COMEDY
what do you mean ???? this is real comedy and it depends on what era you have been brought up in
@@BLOKIESGUILDUK this is real comedy,I'm talking of today's rubbish that passes for comedy
@@Lee0568 ahh sorry well you threw me there ,you could of said what era ..lol