STAIRCASE TREADMILL The ultimate exercise machine

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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  6 лет назад +7418

    This thing is hard, its very steep which knocks you and just gets faster, but with practice it can be mastered.............could you do it. What else could I make an exercise machine?

    • @Magneticg
      @Magneticg 6 лет назад +13

      colinfurze lol 😂 I love it 👍👍👍

    • @Magneticg
      @Magneticg 6 лет назад +18

      I want one

    • @drifty_9
      @drifty_9 6 лет назад +10

      Thanks Colin for all these videos, you’re the best

    • @toby8689
      @toby8689 6 лет назад +33

      Flushing the loo

    • @matt_kowa
      @matt_kowa 6 лет назад +44

      Make a toaster powered by a bicycle

  • @timothyhays1817
    @timothyhays1817 6 лет назад +17579

    Now build the motivator. A wood chipper at the bottom.

    • @SuprSi
      @SuprSi 6 лет назад +279

      LOL

    • @Synthmilk
      @Synthmilk 6 лет назад +595

      Or just a larger version of his mail pulverizer.

    • @Moms58
      @Moms58 6 лет назад +90

      Freaking hysterical.... lol...

    • @ewaltruts833
      @ewaltruts833 6 лет назад +39

      hahahaha brilliant

    • @erickwon8528
      @erickwon8528 6 лет назад +10

      @@HappyHappyHappy69 sucks

  • @SatanSupimpa
    @SatanSupimpa 6 лет назад +3918

    Colin's wife is the unsung hero of this channel.

    • @Seelenschmiede
      @Seelenschmiede 6 лет назад +84

      It truely is love!

    • @jerrylim6722
      @jerrylim6722 6 лет назад +309

      wife: colin, wft is this?
      colin: a treadmill on stairs... a stair-mill
      W: how am I supposed to go up if I need to take all my crap upstairs?
      C: ... pretend there's a serial killer and a wood chipper behind you.
      W: oh okay, that works.

    • @Lonely_Waffle
      @Lonely_Waffle 6 лет назад +1

      jerry lim where is that?

    • @colinantink9094
      @colinantink9094 6 лет назад +45

      I swear I remember seeing that Colin and his family don’t actually live there anymore.

    • @strangekat2840
      @strangekat2840 6 лет назад +59

      She must have the patience of several saints.

  • @gamerswag2752
    @gamerswag2752 6 лет назад +670

    This man is a pure genius. Just when you think he can’t come up with something else that’s entertaining. Channel never gets boring.

    • @GrafTrahula
      @GrafTrahula 6 лет назад

      well someone mailed this idea to him)) he said that if i'm not mistaken.

    • @mohimuddin3770
      @mohimuddin3770 6 лет назад

      Escalator ?

  • @ethangossman8860
    @ethangossman8860 2 года назад +82

    If this house ever goes up for sale it will be a massive bidding war.

  • @Guizoc
    @Guizoc 6 лет назад +912

    Yay, I’ve made a cup of coffee now I just need to not spill it getting up the stai-

  • @BonBunFilms
    @BonBunFilms 6 лет назад +2329

    its all good until you have to carry a full glass of water up it

    • @kenyonpapen2608
      @kenyonpapen2608 6 лет назад +181

      Enforcing the no eating or drinking outside the kitchen rules with Force

    • @Wierdy1024
      @Wierdy1024 6 лет назад +17

      Upstairs taps?

    • @kenyonpapen2608
      @kenyonpapen2608 6 лет назад +24

      Wierdy1024 Why would you drink tapwater that's disgusting

    • @Zzenosg
      @Zzenosg 6 лет назад +20

      Just change the way it moves and you have and escalator lol

    • @charlespeach
      @charlespeach 6 лет назад +14

      Water? You mean like in the toilet?

  • @simsalabim3294
    @simsalabim3294 6 лет назад +406

    That’s gonna make me drop my croissant.

  • @rafy223
    @rafy223 4 года назад +873

    Grandma: “Darling, where’s your bathroom?”
    Me: *“It’s upstairs Grandma”*

  • @BadCookWhoJudgesChefs
    @BadCookWhoJudgesChefs 5 лет назад +3085

    This is probably the greatest way to keep drunk people from going upstairs.

  • @AirCommandRockets
    @AirCommandRockets 6 лет назад +837

    Needs one more setting "Lazy" ... Just reverses direction. :)

  • @henrytherobot
    @henrytherobot 6 лет назад +712

    Imagine forgetting you installed this and then stepping on it half asleep in the morning 🤕😂

    • @lucid1164
      @lucid1164 6 лет назад +2

      Hey Henry love your vids keep up the good work

    • @zhebebe
      @zhebebe 6 лет назад +9

      i have a feeling you wouldn't forget about this

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 6 лет назад +24

      Good news is you won't be half asleep anymore
      Bad news is there's no way to tell whether you'll be fully awake or out cold

    • @SylasTheGreat
      @SylasTheGreat 6 лет назад +1

      @@neolexiousneolexian6079 What? I know this is a joke but like what?

    • @rubyroberts8623
      @rubyroberts8623 6 лет назад

      HENRY THE RC CAR 😂😂😂😂

  • @TrumpetGuy26
    @TrumpetGuy26 2 года назад +103

    This will make running up the stairs on all-fours so much more enjoyable than it already is

  • @Tamoil753
    @Tamoil753 6 лет назад +332

    Absolute genius. Now I understand why you have 7.1 MM subscribers. 7.1MM +1 actually :D

    • @woutuuur
      @woutuuur 6 лет назад +2

      What's a MM

    • @fhsjdjskkshi
      @fhsjdjskkshi 6 лет назад +2

      @@woutuuur I think million

    • @supercutenacho
      @supercutenacho 6 лет назад +8

      @@woutuuur millimeter 😂

    • @chibiebil
      @chibiebil 6 лет назад +1

      @@fhsjdjskkshi more like milliom then...

    • @xxjudixxyeet400
      @xxjudixxyeet400 6 лет назад

      Make it plus 2 cuz I also subbed

  • @raimujusu9527
    @raimujusu9527 5 лет назад +1329

    [Story of Colin, everyday]
    Wakes up
    Colin: "How can I make my life more dangerous?"

  • @TotallyNormal-
    @TotallyNormal- 6 лет назад +229

    the best part of this video - he DRILLED A HOLE IN A CARROT! lol

  • @jbdougy9290
    @jbdougy9290 2 года назад +101

    Imagine if you owned this leading up to a zombie outbreak. Things could go either really good, or HORRENDOUSLY bad. Lol

    • @Zastrall
      @Zastrall 2 года назад +9

      It would be great if the power button was on top of the stairs

    • @mrmistermelom
      @mrmistermelom 2 года назад +1

      @@Zastrall unless you can’t get up

    • @SimonNemeth
      @SimonNemeth Год назад

      A bit like coming down with a horrendous case of diarrhoea and only having an upstairs toilet.

  • @bacarddi92
    @bacarddi92 6 лет назад +212

    Haha the concept itself is absolutely mental haha

    • @TheDungineer
      @TheDungineer 6 лет назад +2

      I think the core concept is pretty genius! Make it just a bit harder to do stuff, and you'll lose weight without knowing it!

    • @johnnyboy3949
      @johnnyboy3949 6 лет назад +2

      The Dungineer would’ve made more sense to put in an actual escalator and to run up it the wrong way

  • @NathanielHall
    @NathanielHall 6 лет назад +4077

    Now put it in reverse and you’ll have an escalator in your house 👌

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 6 лет назад +286

      if any fatties see your comment they will get ideas and want to buy one

    • @shinu8
      @shinu8 6 лет назад +108

      or a "fall and roll in the same spot until you're dead and then roll some more" machine if the speed is set fast enough

    • @sametzen2357
      @sametzen2357 6 лет назад +7

      Was gonna say the same thing 😂

    • @NicoleAMcGrath1
      @NicoleAMcGrath1 6 лет назад +5

      Nate420 now that’s an idea 💡 lol 😆

    • @sebastianmoralez643
      @sebastianmoralez643 6 лет назад +5

      Or youll trip and fall on an unlimited track

  • @JakeKozens
    @JakeKozens 6 лет назад +796

    I'm buying two! One facing my couch and the other from my couch facing the refrigerator.

  • @chrisggoodwin777
    @chrisggoodwin777 3 года назад +26

    "fancy a crisp?"
    "Sure"
    "Right then, lie down at the bottom of the stairs"

  • @MC2738
    @MC2738 6 лет назад +345

    FBI breaks into house but can’t go upstairs because of this treadmill 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 6 лет назад +4

      The FBI has no jurisdiction there.

    • @jojojaykay
      @jojojaykay 6 лет назад +20

      Alex Jamieson
      You must be fun at parties.

    • @brandonremming4308
      @brandonremming4308 6 лет назад +3

      Alex Jamieson You’re right, but dude, it’s a joke...

    • @gecko5356
      @gecko5356 6 лет назад

      Alex Jamieson r/whooosh

    • @phoen1cks564
      @phoen1cks564 6 лет назад +3

      *mission failed we'll get em next time*

  • @LiquidSoapDrinker
    @LiquidSoapDrinker 6 лет назад +731

    You are not high enough level to enter this area

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 6 лет назад +14

      more weed needed then.

    • @ionisator1
      @ionisator1 6 лет назад +14

      *shoots bank to get lvl 99 mafia boss* There. Now let me through and give me 20000$.

    • @kikyamii
      @kikyamii 6 лет назад +3

      *Does a BLJ*

    • @LiquidSoapDrinker
      @LiquidSoapDrinker 6 лет назад +1

      @@ionisator1 you need to be a level 100 god father

    • @zoophiliaphobic
      @zoophiliaphobic 6 лет назад

      Im skinny

  • @22mxx
    @22mxx 5 лет назад +1812

    Wow u will survive a zombie apocalypse so easily with that

    • @RobloxYesFortniteNo4
      @RobloxYesFortniteNo4 5 лет назад +47

      XboxGamer Yea the zombies couldnt run up the stairs

    • @Razzmuss
      @Razzmuss 5 лет назад +2

      I was just about to post an adintecal coment XD

    • @li8ning453
      @li8ning453 5 лет назад +60

      He has a literal bunker and your saying THIS is good?

    • @j.g.a.2399
      @j.g.a.2399 4 года назад +6

      It would probably get clogged

    • @gabe7622
      @gabe7622 4 года назад +4

      XboxGamer you may be the smartest Xbox player ever

  • @CapoXProductions
    @CapoXProductions 4 года назад +25

    that escalated/de-escalated quickly.....I'll let myself out

  • @Baimai407
    @Baimai407 6 лет назад +1603

    This would be great for a zombie apocalypse. They would all just slide down the stairs while I taunt them.

    • @hsuhorn
      @hsuhorn 6 лет назад +63

      ThatOneOtaku what if there’s a runner

    • @cakepopdoodles398
      @cakepopdoodles398 6 лет назад +68

      MasterLuke24 Is Cool turn it to shredder mode

    • @Albmethazine
      @Albmethazine 6 лет назад +99

      What if your running from them and you have to actually GET UP THE STAIRS

    • @hsuhorn
      @hsuhorn 6 лет назад +1

      Tokyo_ Toothpaste lol

    • @Baimai407
      @Baimai407 6 лет назад +3

      MasterLuke24 Is Cool It’s simple, just have a guy with a baseball bat on top.

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 6 лет назад +896

    i'd pass out, get caught in the moving parts, then have my body slowly sandpapered to death

    • @tuxinatux
      @tuxinatux 6 лет назад +2

      Huh didn’t expect to see you here

    • @mikhaildavid6844
      @mikhaildavid6844 6 лет назад +2

      What are u doin here tho?

    • @gizmo8489
      @gizmo8489 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @dralethedragon2521
      @dralethedragon2521 6 лет назад +3

      At least you are not concious to know you died :)

    • @1973Washu
      @1973Washu 6 лет назад +11

      Well, you would lose weight one way or the other.

  • @SNixD
    @SNixD 6 лет назад +1205

    I imagine emergency services would be less than thrilled about this device.

    • @luqmana586
      @luqmana586 6 лет назад +59

      That's where the fun begin

    • @rebeccainspiringhope4357
      @rebeccainspiringhope4357 6 лет назад +50

      Unless they’re going down.

    • @RedGreene
      @RedGreene 6 лет назад +19

      @@rebeccainspiringhope4357 Yeah thinking about it that way, I'd bet they'd love it. Going upstairs without a person to carry wouldn't be too difficult and then going down with a person to carry would be much easier than normal.

    • @Derkceno
      @Derkceno 6 лет назад +32

      Imagine a whole group of fire fighters trynna go up stairs to save someone from a fire but keep falling lol

    • @Passive-Pips
      @Passive-Pips 6 лет назад +1

      Killjoy

  • @cus6428
    @cus6428 4 года назад +17

    Imagine a thief enter your home you wanna go up stairs 😂 and its set on "RUN FATTY"

  • @MrTattooASMR
    @MrTattooASMR 6 лет назад +1453

    How to train for American Ninja Warrior.

    • @hottestcheese7973
      @hottestcheese7973 6 лет назад +26

      This is British tho and there is a ninja warrior uk

    • @baker1352
      @baker1352 6 лет назад +2

      STFU

    • @u-topic4795
      @u-topic4795 6 лет назад +1

      Sounds good,doesn't work

    • @warwick802
      @warwick802 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @iViking90
      @iViking90 6 лет назад +2

      You mean American Gladiators, because that is the Eliminator course!

  • @MagnusJarngrimrson
    @MagnusJarngrimrson 6 лет назад +578

    Sees treadmill being used for exercise: "Eh I'll pass" ... sees treadmill being used as a automatic chip dispenser: "_I NEED IT!_" :)

    • @Fsoricko
      @Fsoricko 6 лет назад +8

      Crisp*

    • @zyriuz2
      @zyriuz2 6 лет назад +5

      @@Fsoricko chips, chrisp potato chip is all just same stuff but different depending if you speak british american or australian english

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 лет назад +1

      Magnus, you need to put the _ on the _outside_ of the ".
      Those markings have to be completely on the outside of everything you want to italicize or embolden, next to a space.

    • @forevercomputing
      @forevercomputing 6 лет назад +1

      @@Fsoricko Crisps*

    • @MrKeys57
      @MrKeys57 6 лет назад

      @@micahphilson wow....you got a great sense of humor....don't ya....

  • @GeorgScharfenberg
    @GeorgScharfenberg 6 лет назад +54

    Impressive that no one broke the mirror by accident :D Love all these crazy inventions !

  • @southsportsoutdoors7522
    @southsportsoutdoors7522 4 года назад +4

    “You’ll be lucky to ever see upstairs again.” Priceless 🤣😂.

  • @Chrysosis
    @Chrysosis 6 лет назад +550

    Why is nobody acknowledging how amazing of a chase scene this would be if an axe murderer broke into your house with this set up?

    • @joshenpadilla6391
      @joshenpadilla6391 6 лет назад +2

      Well I would like to see that...

    • @matteslambertus7684
      @matteslambertus7684 6 лет назад

      Why are you called Aussie Doggos, but instead of an Australien Shepherd, you habe a Shiba Inu as your pic?

    • @real_create
      @real_create 6 лет назад +9

      It will take them a few tumbles and blows + a few breaths to get to the top :D
      And when the murderer is up there, he realizes that he forgot his axe downstairs:D

    • @unicockboy1666
      @unicockboy1666 6 лет назад

      He could also just hack the control into pieces...@Mortaldeadking

    • @xiantucmoon
      @xiantucmoon 6 лет назад

      He could just throw the axe

  • @swiftplus7398
    @swiftplus7398 6 лет назад +214

    *Sneaking down to the kitchen for snacks at night should be fun...*

    • @jasongouldburn6114
      @jasongouldburn6114 6 лет назад +12

      But getting up will suck

    • @patmcpoots6329
      @patmcpoots6329 6 лет назад +1

      Lol could u imagine just going to get the Oreos then u just fall down the stairs

    • @tns9802
      @tns9802 6 лет назад +1

      Tom Swift Yep .... but how do you get back upstairs?

    • @swiftplus7398
      @swiftplus7398 6 лет назад +1

      Alana Poots 😂😂😂

  • @Somethingsm2u
    @Somethingsm2u 4 года назад +1048

    "Even going to toilet is excercise"
    Bad idea😂

    • @happygimp0
      @happygimp0 4 года назад +46

      Think about when you are sick and have diarrhea.

    • @fellyzate1291
      @fellyzate1291 4 года назад +11

      Piss into the sink

    • @Cardboardtruck-vc2qw
      @Cardboardtruck-vc2qw 4 года назад +5

      That’s alright you’ll clog the belt after a few times

    • @TheClassifiedMan
      @TheClassifiedMan 4 года назад +5

      Rishav Kumar yes i’ve just shat down the treadmill and my kid thought it was a boost chocolate bar

    • @creamcheeseboi7806
      @creamcheeseboi7806 4 года назад +5

      @@happygimp0 that would suck so much lmao

  • @mawnstarzm.6850
    @mawnstarzm.6850 4 года назад +72

    "The child quite likes it too" why he be talking bout he's son like its some specimen😂

    • @coldhardtruth333
      @coldhardtruth333 4 года назад +4

      Because it is ....

    • @Shockxv
      @Shockxv 4 года назад +7

      The specimen is showing signs of emotion that's a step in the right direction

  • @moderncristal_
    @moderncristal_ 4 года назад +2077

    Who else is watching this in quarantine and thinking:
    I wish I had that...

  • @zeezore1012
    @zeezore1012 5 лет назад +523

    That face you make when you go up and realize you’ve left your phone downstairs

  • @luukgerlings
    @luukgerlings 6 лет назад +204

    When your getting home drunk, look at the stairs, and sleep at the couch..

  • @jonjonajonathan6294
    @jonjonajonathan6294 4 года назад +31

    My personal trainer: This guy can put a treadmill on his staircase to get fit, whats your excuse?!?!
    Me: *I live in a single story apartment...*

  • @GeorgTheGr8
    @GeorgTheGr8 6 лет назад +150

    Finally. I was getting so tired of running up the escalators in the mall.

  • @sion_wilson
    @sion_wilson 6 лет назад +147

    This man is really the real life Wallace (and Gromit)

    • @kris_deeny
      @kris_deeny 6 лет назад

      I was thinking more the red and black t shirt guy with a dog

  • @DariyusKabraji
    @DariyusKabraji 6 лет назад +223

    Robin Williams once said ‘weed isn’t a performance enhancing drug until you put a giant Hershey bar at the finish line’

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 6 лет назад +9

      No, a giant cadburys dairy milk with daim bar. Hershes is disgusting.

    • @pyr0b1rd
      @pyr0b1rd 6 лет назад +6

      Hershey's tastes of vomit. The incentive is only in "do it or you eat this"

    • @ranchurdhimster4955
      @ranchurdhimster4955 6 лет назад +1

      Robin really left the comedy world hanging

    • @BogOwl
      @BogOwl 6 лет назад

      Pyrobird what is wrong with you

    • @cyclone19692000
      @cyclone19692000 6 лет назад

      @@BogOwl as someone from the UK while I wouldnt go with vomit it does taste foul compared to our choco just seems they add more "Filler" to it
      "Different strokes for different folks"

  • @theblackstoneproject9917
    @theblackstoneproject9917 4 года назад +3

    Colin Furze's voice at 4:47 = Roger Water's voice hitting the high notes in "Run Like Hell"

  • @safetychicken6110
    @safetychicken6110 6 лет назад +577

    Could you imagine if someone knocks on your door and asks to use you bathroom "yeh sure mate good luck tho"

    • @safetychicken6110
      @safetychicken6110 6 лет назад +5

      Thanks you to those who liked my comment its the most I've ever gotten ❤️

    • @DeSinc
      @DeSinc 5 лет назад +24

      I'm genuinely wondering if you've ever had someone from the street knock on your door to use your bathroom

    • @safetychicken6110
      @safetychicken6110 5 лет назад +4

      @@DeSinc I haven't but I've had to ask to use someone's toilet before

    • @Alexander_BW
      @Alexander_BW 5 лет назад +4

      @@safetychicken6110 wtf

    • @kura100
      @kura100 5 лет назад +3

      @@DeSinc It's not that hard to go up that treadmill really. All you need to do, is to do an accelerated backhop and you'll easily slide up the treadmill!

  • @tyekeane
    @tyekeane 6 лет назад +401

    *puts it on reverse*
    *LEVEL 50 BOSS*

    • @theguy6037
      @theguy6037 6 лет назад +11

      That's not how the mafia works

    • @jonyjohan8958
      @jonyjohan8958 6 лет назад +3

      That's good one lmao 🤣

    • @barneyhull
      @barneyhull 6 лет назад +2

      jony johan CHUNGUS!

    • @vrv3871
      @vrv3871 6 лет назад +3

      *pump like that*

    • @thememester1190
      @thememester1190 6 лет назад +1

      Going back down will be horrible.

  • @CaptainJohn1
    @CaptainJohn1 6 лет назад +508

    1980-we will have flying cars in the Future!
    Todays modern civilization-4:38

    • @smam741
      @smam741 6 лет назад +7

      He made a sort of flying one person motorbike thing though.

    • @eckitronix
      @eckitronix 6 лет назад +1

      He's getting there.

    • @oivatank
      @oivatank 6 лет назад +3

      Samuel Morgan too bad it’s extremely difficult to control.

    • @smam741
      @smam741 6 лет назад

      @@oivatank true

    • @cringeman114
      @cringeman114 6 лет назад

      There’s even a flying car...

  • @Lorentari
    @Lorentari 3 года назад +6

    This is the definition of a "D.I.Why" project

  • @LukeFaulkner
    @LukeFaulkner 6 лет назад +596

    Turn it the other way around and you have yourself a Mario Kart course.

  • @hayleythompson1500
    @hayleythompson1500 6 лет назад +171

    The staircase treadmill...
    -constantly makes you sound like your in a hurry
    -making sneaking downstairs impossible since 2019
    -the slide is the only good part about it
    -keeps drunk friends from using your toilet
    -was it really worth the money?
    -do the children come with the treadmill?
    -f*ck it I’m sleeping on the couch

  • @timderks5960
    @timderks5960 6 лет назад +98

    Let's be honest, in the end you're just gonna make it work like an escalator. I know I would :P

    • @idinahui8798
      @idinahui8798 6 лет назад

      @hassansaad1994 r/wooooooosh

    • @IWillYeah
      @IWillYeah 6 лет назад +1

      @@idinahui8798 lack of r/wooooooosh take the r/L

    • @idinahui8798
      @idinahui8798 6 лет назад

      @@IWillYeah rl/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

  • @kaitlin6184
    @kaitlin6184 4 года назад +1

    I’m back. This videos just continues to show up on my recommend. And every time I’m just like.....yes.

  • @blank6165
    @blank6165 6 лет назад +92

    Me: this seems cool
    Also me: falls and breaks neck

  • @maxmoore8123
    @maxmoore8123 6 лет назад +1036

    This is why I stay in my room

    • @FrigginBoomToys
      @FrigginBoomToys 6 лет назад +36

      You stay in your room cause your house is full of custom built travelators?

    • @unrealwolfclaws
      @unrealwolfclaws 6 лет назад +8

      I got one right in front of the room. When I go out, it will take me back to the room.

    • @rog69
      @rog69 6 лет назад +5

      @Stewart Deel no u

    • @Crea8tiveProductions
      @Crea8tiveProductions 6 лет назад

      @SCP- 000 borderlands 2

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 6 лет назад

      @@rog69 gayyyyyyy

  • @rollinsbrand3148
    @rollinsbrand3148 6 лет назад +335

    We all know he did it just for this at 4:07

  • @Dasher578
    @Dasher578 Год назад

    This video is the reason why I love this guy’s videos

  • @normie_reesav4020
    @normie_reesav4020 4 года назад +411

    Doctor: how did you break your nose
    Me: *uuh it's complicated*

    • @er.esakkim8781
      @er.esakkim8781 4 года назад

      Hey Colin, I am talking about this buddy. Humor is good though!

    • @duggydugg3937
      @duggydugg3937 4 года назад

      Gaming with Reesav
      no it's not you f****d up

  • @ayyoubchalbi526
    @ayyoubchalbi526 6 лет назад +169

    Since that day, his grandma stopped visiting him

    • @M0chaJ0J0
      @M0chaJ0J0 6 лет назад

      The OMG World !! 😂😂

    • @NikopolAU
      @NikopolAU 6 лет назад +1

      not really: www.directexpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/002-3-bikinigranny-1502302690014-medium-1502.jpg

    • @thr2648
      @thr2648 6 лет назад

      Wot

    • @martlesmartlesmartles
      @martlesmartlesmartles 6 лет назад

      Pretty sure she died altogether

    • @NewMeZ18
      @NewMeZ18 6 лет назад

      @@NikopolAU WHAT THE FUUU AHHAHAHAHAHA

  • @applejuice2436
    @applejuice2436 6 лет назад +299

    This is useless, who would need this?!
    4:34 *WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?!*

  • @wii3willRule
    @wii3willRule 3 года назад +1

    The tie + treadmill combination had me anxious the whole video

  • @S_ept1c
    @S_ept1c 6 лет назад +144

    Friend: where is the washroom?
    me: upstairs
    also me: time for revenge 😆👏

    • @Gobra11
      @Gobra11 6 лет назад +1

      Run, fatty!

    • @nomnom20131
      @nomnom20131 6 лет назад +1

      Also if you don’t like contractors using ur washroom

  • @RainbowFartingUnicorns
    @RainbowFartingUnicorns 6 лет назад +135

    When you were young and you tried to go up the wrong escalator

    • @OK-bu2zv
      @OK-bu2zv 6 лет назад +1

      RainbowFarting Unicorns2003 only legends have experienced it

    • @middle969
      @middle969 6 лет назад +2

      Aldous The Contractor no, you become the legend when you make it up to the top.

    • @filipalilovitzsc
      @filipalilovitzsc 6 лет назад +2

      Still do it XX

    • @Kutchy7765
      @Kutchy7765 6 лет назад

      I done that but with escalating stairs but still got on top

    • @RainbowFartingUnicorns
      @RainbowFartingUnicorns 6 лет назад

      Yeah its so fun lol

  • @kek4567
    @kek4567 6 лет назад +392

    How do u turn it off when u get to the top?

  • @cleanfrank218
    @cleanfrank218 2 года назад

    Thanks. Grandma would love this

  • @aoidesu7876
    @aoidesu7876 4 года назад +548

    4:35 Imagine this being the last footage of humans

    • @snazzler
      @snazzler 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @floridaball4896
      @floridaball4896 4 года назад +9

      Well that would be unfortunate

    • @fischmann1746
      @fischmann1746 4 года назад +16

      It looks for me like a human of the 21st century in it's normal habitat.

    • @bramgeeroms4465
      @bramgeeroms4465 4 года назад +35

      2:45 does anybody realized the hand was fake?

    • @Aaliyah-vr3zq
      @Aaliyah-vr3zq 4 года назад +1

      lool

  • @hiku1
    @hiku1 6 лет назад +438

    Wait... if getting to the toilet is exercise... and you really need to go... um... don’t think of what happened next...

    • @red4luigi
      @red4luigi 6 лет назад +15

      Well time to get the bottles

    • @timidsoul0794
      @timidsoul0794 6 лет назад +2

      @@red4luigi or go out side

    • @kadinwaterman9197
      @kadinwaterman9197 6 лет назад +1

      Red Luigi then just don’t turn it on

    • @yay3101
      @yay3101 6 лет назад +1

      You can turn it off

    • @itzvibey1711
      @itzvibey1711 6 лет назад +1

      Fusion Cubes be normal and walk on the sides😂😂

  • @CaptainTak
    @CaptainTak 5 лет назад +189

    Hearing Colin refer to his kid as "The Child" has made my day

    • @vikj1255
      @vikj1255 3 года назад

      same

    • @1TW1-m5i
      @1TW1-m5i 3 года назад +6

      What does "the wife" think of it

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 3 года назад +1

      What's the problem?
      Child's a child isn't it?

    • @antiphlex
      @antiphlex 3 года назад +5

      I call mine "the offspring".

    • @stickiedmin6508
      @stickiedmin6508 3 года назад +1

      @@antiphlex
      Must be good for their Self Esteem?

  • @maxb3890
    @maxb3890 4 года назад +10

    It’s wierd that Colin is faster than joe wicks

  • @alot9917
    @alot9917 6 лет назад +173

    What u guys see:
    A staircase treadmil
    What i see:
    *SPECIAL EDITION SLIDE*

  • @H0ll0liq
    @H0ll0liq 5 лет назад +716

    Me trying to build a "wheel chair friendly" staircase

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 5 лет назад +13

      it could work if you have a reverse on the treat mill. You will most likely go up backwards and need some clamps to fasten the wheels while going up. (and mostly down also)

    • @H0ll0liq
      @H0ll0liq 5 лет назад +3

      @MAD Scientist maybe...
      Nah it just popped into my head

    • @VirtualVideosChannel
      @VirtualVideosChannel 5 лет назад +1

      Haha

  • @BobMcCoy
    @BobMcCoy 6 лет назад +350

    *_Couch Potato has left the chat_*

    • @onlyinjapan842
      @onlyinjapan842 6 лет назад +1

      Taras kul 😍

    • @henriknilsson4853
      @henriknilsson4853 6 лет назад +1

      Roligt

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 6 лет назад

      How do you bold words?

    • @nametime8938
      @nametime8938 6 лет назад

      @@_mossy_8520 Put these in between the word or sentence
      * *
      So if you put those it does *this*

    • @Littlewings1211
      @Littlewings1211 6 лет назад

      Couch Potato! You missed the part where it feeds you crisps! Come back! 😂

  • @moviemaker1308
    @moviemaker1308 2 года назад +1

    Me: attached a treadmill to the stairs
    A five year old’s brain: “the ultimate speed slide”

  • @ravon
    @ravon 6 лет назад +415

    this looks like something i’d see in a David Dobrik vlog

  • @shoud6670
    @shoud6670 6 лет назад +177

    You can tell when he walked up the stairs the first time he regretted every choice he made

  • @Nuclearnadalah
    @Nuclearnadalah 6 лет назад +163

    I would reverse polarity, and go up like a king

    • @AltMarc
      @AltMarc 6 лет назад +3

      The King key switch ! To be the only one.

    • @CosmeValera
      @CosmeValera 6 лет назад

      Like spain

    • @rileyp
      @rileyp 6 лет назад +5

      I really want to see this in high speed reverse

    • @Nommie_Noms
      @Nommie_Noms 6 лет назад

      Riley It will be like the stairlift in gremlins xD

  • @TheGlan11
    @TheGlan11 4 года назад +4

    your staircase treadmill really does look like the ultimate home exercise machine

  • @avi.d04
    @avi.d04 6 лет назад +61

    1999: can't wait for flying cars in the future
    2019: here we have stairs that feed you crisps

    • @inspector5122
      @inspector5122 6 лет назад +1

      Chips*

    • @Zanthe
      @Zanthe 6 лет назад +1

      @@inspector5122 crisps was right.

    • @avi.d04
      @avi.d04 6 лет назад +3

      @@inspector5122Crisps*

    • @avi.d04
      @avi.d04 6 лет назад +2

      @@inspector5122 here in Britain we call it crisps, and that is final.

    • @inspector5122
      @inspector5122 6 лет назад

      @@avi.d04 okay. But that's a weird name to call em

  • @Si6Si6
    @Si6Si6 6 лет назад +377

    2:46 The Fake Hand 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Guizoc
    @Guizoc 6 лет назад +336

    This is epic if any robbers or burglars try and get upstairs

    • @samuel-mx3oq
      @samuel-mx3oq 6 лет назад +9

      Guizoc they can turn it off

    • @MalchiorDhar
      @MalchiorDhar 6 лет назад +15

      @@samuel-mx3oq Not if you got an override switch at the top that forces it on

    • @kittybug329
      @kittybug329 6 лет назад +6

      Robber ! I'll get you eventually ! Hours later he's passed out on the floor from exhaustion

    • @lance7095
      @lance7095 6 лет назад +1

      They can also walk on the sides

    • @carl3710
      @carl3710 6 лет назад +3

      @@lance7095 But that leaves the burglar extra vulnerable to swinging paint cans.

  • @Treehouserockers
    @Treehouserockers 2 года назад +1

    you should make an automatic roundabout in your living room or something so you'd have to get exercise trying to sit down aswell!🤣

  • @kharecha14nk
    @kharecha14nk 6 лет назад +203

    *Fire starts*
    *screams*
    *sirens*
    Man: we gotta get them out!
    Fireman: Where are they?!
    Man: Upstairs!
    Fireman *stares at man*

  • @edward101cd5
    @edward101cd5 6 лет назад +71

    Isn’t it all ready hard to go upstairs already?

    • @adeleydunda
      @adeleydunda 6 лет назад

      Edward101CD no… at least it shouldn’t be

    • @diamonddynamite1557
      @diamonddynamite1557 6 лет назад

      @@adeleydunda you missed the joke

    • @jqdeiii
      @jqdeiii 6 лет назад

      @@adeleydunda r/woooosh

  • @luca920
    @luca920 6 лет назад +49

    Me, lazy AF, turns knob in the other direction, gets dragged up the stairs like a cadaver in a slaughterhouse.

  • @johnrunion6219
    @johnrunion6219 2 года назад

    Colin, just stumbled, (emphasize the word stumbled) on to this video! I have to say that your design is certainly is an idea that I would never have thought of! But, more importantly, your wife has to be a real saint to put up with all of your ideas! I will never show this video to my wife as she can climb the 110 flights of stairs to the observation deck of the Willis Tower, formally known as the Sears Tower, in Chicago in less than 30 minutes! How much less, not really sure!

  • @orsonjarrett
    @orsonjarrett 4 года назад +293

    Trying to go up the downward escalator on Coconut Mall:

    • @temavero2124
      @temavero2124 4 года назад +7

      Top tier comment

    • @morganostrowski8222
      @morganostrowski8222 4 года назад +7

      Is it just me or is it hard to go up for only you and not the other robot players😂 they’re going up it like it’s no problem

    • @orsonjarrett
      @orsonjarrett 4 года назад +6

      morgan ostrowski In MK Wii the downward escalators are more effective than in MK 7.

    • @cammeron898
      @cammeron898 4 года назад +1

      Me and you are probably the only people that thought about coconut mall when they seen this video lol

    • @cammeron898
      @cammeron898 4 года назад +1

      Actually all the people that commented on this comment

  • @rotarpowered6665
    @rotarpowered6665 6 лет назад +102

    Colin seems fitter than the Coach

    • @voetbal12
      @voetbal12 6 лет назад +11

      That guy is the stereotypical guy that trains hard but hasn't got an ounce of athleticism in his body.

  • @fireblaster_-tp9mu
    @fireblaster_-tp9mu 4 года назад +4

    One way of surviving the zombie apocalypse just chill upstairs while the zombies break in your house and try go upstairs but uh they can’t lmao

    • @johnc4236
      @johnc4236 3 года назад

      this needs way more upvotes

  • @jkirk6418
    @jkirk6418 6 лет назад +164

    Mate you need a TV show your channel is bloody amazing

    • @theredplanet2292
      @theredplanet2292 6 лет назад +1

      joshyjk kirk Too ....... right. I’d watch it every week.

    • @trenthazle4235
      @trenthazle4235 6 лет назад +1

      @@theredplanet2292 same

    • @AMBOSS_Silesia
      @AMBOSS_Silesia 6 лет назад +1

      There's no TV station around the world that can afford Colin. Also some stuff is too innovative ( 😏 ) for TV.

  • @DurosModz
    @DurosModz 6 лет назад +125

    MOM! DAD PUT A CONVEYER BELT ON THE STAIRS AGAIN!

    • @vexs4883
      @vexs4883 6 лет назад

      XD

    • @alextoledox
      @alextoledox 6 лет назад

      The thing that gets me triggered about this comment is that dates again. BOIIII DID UOU ACTUALLY PUT ONE ??!!

    • @DurosModz
      @DurosModz 6 лет назад +1

      @@alextoledox Please rephrase that

  • @bry3511
    @bry3511 6 лет назад +75

    Reverse it and get and escalator

    • @CommodoreFan64
      @CommodoreFan64 6 лет назад +1

      He really should have just turned the steps themselves into an escalator baring any kind of building codes where he lives.

    • @mistersparkrle
      @mistersparkrle 6 лет назад

      It for exercise, not convenience!

    • @SuperFatyank
      @SuperFatyank 6 лет назад

      mistersparkrle could be for both your not always gonna want to use it for exercise what if your really tired?

  • @blackconduit_fpv7099
    @blackconduit_fpv7099 4 года назад +2

    🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Really funny, a bonkers idea that would actually work a treat!
    Applications for gladiator would be through the roof!

  • @davidham1330
    @davidham1330 6 лет назад +293

    2:45 the fake hand makes an appearance

  • @emmafox3284
    @emmafox3284 6 лет назад +65

    Try making one for the spiral staircase of an old castle and see if you can get to the top without dying

    • @OdysseyABMS
      @OdysseyABMS 6 лет назад +1

      That wouldn't work at the slightest. He'd need permission from a preservation community, and curving a treadmill like that isn't really possible.

    • @unlimitedheat5928
      @unlimitedheat5928 6 лет назад

      2:16 I Just Wanna Go Upstairs

    • @Stuntman707
      @Stuntman707 6 лет назад +1

      Just make the spiral stairs a super fun happy slide.

    • @emmafox3284
      @emmafox3284 6 лет назад

      @Ezra Sorrell :)

  • @mrschnitzel3866
    @mrschnitzel3866 4 года назад +76

    2019: Who Needs That im never Gonna work out at home
    2020: GIVE IT TO ME NOW

  • @operationada
    @operationada 3 года назад

    him eating the chips at the end is bloody brilliant haha :D

  • @mattharris9446
    @mattharris9446 6 лет назад +131

    Russel brands career has changed a bit

  • @LittlebigG
    @LittlebigG 6 лет назад +58

    I guess my mum would love it, I can’t go up with cereals lol

    • @Matthew-we8sq
      @Matthew-we8sq 6 лет назад +1

      Your *MOM* will totally love it.

    • @sugarcubecornerr5856
      @sugarcubecornerr5856 6 лет назад +1

      @@Matthew-we8sq dang muricans

    • @LittlebigG
      @LittlebigG 6 лет назад

      Matthew actually it’s mum, even dumb is spilled with B but it’s silent

  • @Jaketheaxman
    @Jaketheaxman 4 года назад +663

    Imagine being a theif and you run into one of these

    • @flowplayz3140
      @flowplayz3140 4 года назад +56

      And it's set on "Run Fatty"

    • @petiteeye
      @petiteeye 4 года назад +3

      @@flowplayz3140 😂🤣

    • @eagle7396
      @eagle7396 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, but you could easily turn it off.

    • @technounionrepresentative4274
      @technounionrepresentative4274 4 года назад +3

      @@eagle7396 what if it's dark and you can't find the controlls

    • @eagle7396
      @eagle7396 4 года назад +1

      the only kotal fan in existence Yeah, but what kind of robber at night doesn't have a flashlight?

  • @craigmcdonald2110
    @craigmcdonald2110 4 года назад

    Colin it's more fun watching your video than watching TV. great stuff mate 😁😁😁