I know some people were looking for this so I decided to post it. This is the game Press Conference and Colin is Santa Claus who is announcing his retirement
His cleverest one in this video was so subtle I almost missed it. "I'm just wondering, now that you're gone, who's gonna take over?" Another way of asking who's gonna take the reigns. Very, very, cleverly done.
“I’m just wondering now that you’re gone, who’s gonna take over?” “I’m not sure, maybe Donald trump” man colin dished one heck of a foresight right there
Reindeer make bad carpets. Although reindeer fleeces are soft and warm and awesome if your’re going camping in the winter, their hairs break quickly so they shed and wear out fast, so nobody would use them indoors.
Colin: Animal friends are there to be animal friends. If they can't handle being a carpet... Crowd: ooooooooo Coling: I may have said too much best line
I love the defensive aggressiveness when he says that! "HEY! ANIMAL FRIENDS ARE THERE TO BE ANIMAL FRIENDS! IF THEY CAN'T HANDLE BEING A CARPET...I may have said too much." :):)
Brad's clues are the most obvious but Ryan's are genius. You can also see Colin picked up on the 'You sleigh/slay me' part because after Ryan said that he seemed to know better who he was supposed to be and his answers were more spot on.
“Is that some sort of sex scandal we were not aware of?” “Well I have to admit, yes, and there were three of them.” So finally an explanation for Santa Baby and I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa. Not sure about the third one, though
It's clearly the mom of the kid from "I'm Gonna Lasso Santa Claus". It wasn't really touched on in the song, but the things that the kid wanted to do to Santa was similar to what his Ma wanted Santa to do to her. Weird world. Weird world.
and he will start by giving everyone charcoal. it's allot cheaper than regular coal. i mean he needs to save as much as he can so he can finance the wall.
"yes and there were three of them" Genius reply from Colin and nice job by Drew on catching his response quick and realizing that he knows he's Santa Claus.
James Whitley Trump as Santa Claus would have anyone on his naughty list that’s not a liar, a racist, a narcissist, etc. Basically it would be a nightmare.
These are the best ones! Oh, Colin is so clever. They all work so well together. The Press COnference scenes are really the best opportunity for them all to show of their brains and teamwork, imo.
"Don't you think that you're going to disappoint a lot of people?" "Aw, screw 'em!" My faith in the goodness of Santa Clause has shriveled and died...but I died laughing while it did, so that is all good. And he slays me too, Ryan!
"What about all your animal friends?" "HEY!, animal friends are there to be animal friends and if the can't handle being a rug......I may of said too much" hahahahahahahaha, best bit.
Richard Weatherfield Giving it a nickname makes me wrong. He ‘won’ at best due to an archaic system designed to appease Slave States. Russia ‘hacked’ our Election indirectly- stealing data and promoting lies. What am I now?
@@TimTE01 you commented this almost four years AFTER his election, and yet you STILL believe Hillary Clinton should’ve won the election? Clearly you still couldn’t handle the fact there was no Russian interference to get Trump elected.
The implication that Santa Claus is in the business to make himself happy makes it a bit creepier, doesn't it? Sneaking inside children's homes at night and all that.
Original_Mr_Pineapple it's even more scary now than it was then... at least for you Americans cause you were dumb and racist enough to elect him hahahahahahaha
(Kid walks down the stairs) Kid: Santa? Is that y- Trump: Yes my little American I’m bringing you these gifts to approve our countries productive efforts, and because Santa turned all his reindeer into rugs. Kid: o _ o
This is. The best Christmas. That ever existed. Nobody gives out more presents than I do. You know, leave me some cookies and milk and your family all get iPhones! It’s a great deal!
"If they can't handle being a carpet ... I may have said too much..." I just love how he used the response of the audience in a hilarious way to check if he's on track. Pure genius in thinking and comedy.
@2:03 Goddamnit..... it's Jan 20, 2021.... he's finally gone, I go on RUclips to enjoy some fresh videos that have nothing to do with him.... and yet there he is......AGAIN.
Ryan always has the best clues. "You sleigh me."
Don't forget the "clause" that would get Colin out of his job as well.
"How was the tang" in the astronaut one was hilarious
"Is there some type of Clause that allows you to get out of this?"
His cleverest one in this video was so subtle I almost missed it.
"I'm just wondering, now that you're gone, who's gonna take over?"
Another way of asking who's gonna take the reigns. Very, very, cleverly done.
"is there some clause that allows you to get out of there" was a great one too.
“I’m just wondering now that you’re gone, who’s gonna take over?” “I’m not sure, maybe Donald trump” man colin dished one heck of a foresight right there
aged like wine
@@satyaferrari5079 Unlike trump -- who has aged like milk.
I heard that like 🥴🥴
@@matthewsmith8573 yeah that’s how age works
Matthew Smith yeah... that’s how humans age
"I understand your contract is not up though, is there a clause that allows you to get out of this" Great pun by Ryan
Ryan is a genius to incorporate puns like that.
Ah! How did that slip over my head?
It went over my head a bunch of time when I watch this daily and it was only after I listened to the questions more closely that I caught that pun
I do make Trump jokes but only those who have the same sense of humour I have
It still sleighs me
Colin: "Ah, screw em."
LMAO
+Immortalfire i just laughed too hard
Imagine a Santa saying that
1:11
ask hilhelm
He should @@jeffbrehove2614
I wish they would've played this game more often.
one of the funniest lol
And 2 Line Vocabulary.
"We're going to build a wall around the north pole and make the elves pay for it!"
If going by folklore it would be the yeti
Svenni Tayivek Make the North Pole great again!
He did say he's moving to Mexico, how funny that the new Santa is keeping out the old Santa.
if he became the next Claus, what would you say about climate change if it affects the business there? And where will the elves go?
It will be great.
I was waiting for them to ask, who's going to take over the reins.
I was waiting for an elf reference of some kind.
😂👍👌
Good one..good one...
What are you gonna do with your sack now that you’re finished?
Someone needs to animate this with an actual Santa in Colin's place.
With a Donald Trump cameo.
i kinda wanna do that now ngl
@@amythetoon6535 do it!
@@amythetoon6535 @ me if you do I need that right abt now
So many of these would make hilarious animated shorts
Colin: "If they can't handle being a carpet...."
audience: *GASP*
Colin: "I may have said to much"
Yes that’s what he said
XD
Reindeer make bad carpets. Although reindeer fleeces are soft and warm and awesome if your’re going camping in the winter, their hairs break quickly so they shed and wear out fast, so nobody would use them indoors.
I thought it was Boo Boo got killed for Christmas and Drew guilt tripped them.
"Maybe Donald Trump" OUCH.
He's everywhere now
Well he was already known as a douche 10 years ago.
MAGA
My Name is Nick yo dumbass
W R O N G
Colin: Animal friends are there to be animal friends. If they can't handle being a carpet...
Crowd: ooooooooo
Coling: I may have said too much
best line
That is my favorite part.
gee you think? And those poor reindeers LOL
I wonder if he had already figured out the Santa Clause part when he said that.
I love the defensive aggressiveness when he says that! "HEY! ANIMAL FRIENDS ARE THERE TO BE ANIMAL FRIENDS! IF THEY CAN'T HANDLE BEING A CARPET...I may have said too much." :):)
🎵Rudolph the red-nosed throw rug🎵
Brad's clues are the most obvious but Ryan's are genius. You can also see Colin picked up on the 'You sleigh/slay me' part because after Ryan said that he seemed to know better who he was supposed to be and his answers were more spot on.
"If they can't handle being a carpet... I may have said too much." LMAO
“Is that some sort of sex scandal we were not aware of?”
“Well I have to admit, yes, and there were three of them.”
So finally an explanation for Santa Baby and I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa. Not sure about the third one, though
I thought that was in reference to “Ho Ho Ho”
And that was, this is another joke birthed from that one.
There's a reason why Rudolph has a red nose... Antibiotics seem to be tough to find up north
It's clearly the mom of the kid from "I'm Gonna Lasso Santa Claus". It wasn't really touched on in the song, but the things that the kid wanted to do to Santa was similar to what his Ma wanted Santa to do to her. Weird world. Weird world.
I think it's "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer" cuz Santa wanted to delete a ho
Oh my god. He predicted Donald Trump taking over
AliasSLH with THIS electoral college, same difference.
emile Abaya no he didn't
good god guys its a joke
pretttynifty a joke that aged like fine wine.
He just picked the slimiest person that came to mind quickly. We have all known for over 30 years that trump was a douche.
I'll be the best Santa Claus god ever created.
- Donald Trump
+Gabriel Velázquez "Let's make Christmas great again!"
and he will start by giving everyone charcoal. it's allot cheaper than regular coal. i mean he needs to save as much as he can so he can finance the wall.
shadow rush Sacrilege! How will the orange muppet save the coal industry if he has to give everyone charcoal?
think about it. if he gave everyone coal for free it would crush the coal industry.
would explain his obsession with coal lol
"If the can't handle being a carpet,"
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
"I may have said too much"
“I’ve already lost 15 pounds!”
So Santa got robbed in England?
When I was younger I didn’t underhand half the jokes, but now this is like rediscovering the show all over again!
0:35 Ryan: "Phil Johnson, Unpopular Mechanics." Where exactly do you find that magazine?
Matheson Kamin At the shoe store.
Ask the Amish.
Electronic Arts coffee tables
Same place as Ebony Esquire and Yield and Scream.
@@TheInvisibleCanadia WHY WOULD YOU LOOK FOR MAGAZINES AT THE SHOE STORE?!
"yes and there were three of them"
Genius reply from Colin and nice job by Drew on catching his response quick and realizing that he knows he's Santa Claus.
His response that he checked the list more than once was the first clue...
1:55 "I MAY HAVE SAID TOO MUCH!!"
"Don't you think you're gonna dissappoint a lot of people?"
"Ah, screw 'em!"
LMAO
'The Santa Clause' jokes would have been so perfect for clues!
To be fair, Trump is similar to Santa Claus in a lot of ways. He's fat, he's rich, he's famous, and people stop believing in him once they grow up.
Underrated! 😂
ok boomer
Nicely done! 🤣
Pretty ironic considering that most of the people who didn't believe in him in the first place never grew up.
I want to like this, but the likes are at 69 and i don't wanna change the beauty of it. *Consider it 70* ;)
"Who's gonna take over?"
"We're thinking maybe Donald Trump."
OH GOD NO.
+DizzyMissMeggy At least it'll keep him busy, so he can't become president.
+isaklevi1 That is a good point!
Imagine. He'll be living in the north pole.
+isaklevi1 Christmas is only once a year
THIS WAS POSTED IN 2007 TOO
My new catch phrase: "Ah, screw 'em!"
Or perhaps it should be: "Too-dee-loo!"
"I'm thinking maybe Donald Trump."
That's a Santa Claude movie I'd like to see
James Whitley Trump as Santa Claus would have anyone on his naughty list that’s not a liar, a racist, a narcissist, etc. Basically it would be a nightmare.
Soon he'll be free and out of a job
“We’re thinking maybe Donald Trump.” Oh, boy, has that aged like fine wine.
I think it aged more like milk
*takes sip* This wine tastes like a painting by Colin Mochrie.
@@lobstereddie9296 pssst. That can make cheese though. I like cheese. It pairs well with wine
@@lobstereddie9296 mighta been sarcasm
he predicted Trump being president haha
"Santa Claus announcing his retirement."
Well it's _about_ bloody time.
I love when Brad pretends to cry when he reads the card!
Ryan was practically giving it to him, "is there some clause that will allow you to get out of this?"
"you sleigh me"
Phil Johnson, Unpopular Mechanics LOL Ryan always has the best names
I love it when during a skit they did where they made up a game show, his contestant name was Phillip Moon and he's a housewife and a mother of three.
"Don't you feel like you're gonna disappoint a lot of people?"
"Ah screw 'em!"
xD xD xD
We're gonna make Christmas Great Again!
2:06 hits different now 😫
Well we have Santa Claus as our president so that's something to look foward to.
Kaius Neville the Donald Trump name drop was a shock to me 😂
YOLO RAFIQ it was a shock to everyone who watched it after the election.
Only to those without a clue
"There were three of them" lol
Oof, coming in with that timely Donald Trump joke back in 2007. Literally who was Trump in 2007?
For me he was the dude that pointed kevin towords the reception in the hotel.
I love the audience’s reaction after Colin’s “if they can’t handle being a carpet” remark.
These are the best ones! Oh, Colin is so clever. They all work so well together. The Press COnference scenes are really the best opportunity for them all to show of their brains and teamwork, imo.
The Donald Trump bit hits home in 2016.
"Maybe Donald trump"
No Collin
No...
Make christmas great again.
You don't want more presents for the middle class?
Quan Henry the only class that got presents was the top 1%.
The Donald Trump one really hurts in 2020!
"Why are you moving to Mexico?" "Because I... LIKE IT THERE!!!"
I heard Donald Trump fired 83% of the elves. And 3 reindeer!
and he demoted Rudolph to being his reading lamp
"Whose gonna take over"
"I'm not sure, we're thinking maybe Donald Trump!"
I can't decide whether that aged wonderfully or horribly!
"Don't you think that you're going to disappoint a lot of people?"
"Aw, screw 'em!"
My faith in the goodness of Santa Clause has shriveled and died...but I died laughing while it did, so that is all good.
And he slays me too, Ryan!
"What about all your animal friends?"
"HEY!, animal friends are there to be animal friends and if the can't handle being a rug......I may of said too much" hahahahahahahaha, best bit.
Colin's facial expression when he says, "...then toodle-oo!" is so hilarious XD
This was exactly the type of game I would've love to have seen others play if only for them to play it more
"I've even lost 15 pounds!"
Nice.
that donald trump comment...that wouldn't surprise me after the year 2020 was...
wow that Trump line.
Did they want to make the best show ever? Because thats how you make the best show ever.
"Colin, if you can't get this, we're all gonna strangle you." DAMN Drew. Going for the throat, literally.
2:09 Actually he's a little busy right now
Actually, he’s gonna be out of a job pretty soon...
"Eh screw 'em" - santa claus
That Donald trump on aged like wine
I think, depending on your political leaning, the Donald Trump reference makes you laugh even harder, or just makes you sad he's been mentioned.
That Donald Trump joke after him getting elected tho.
‘Elected.’
@@TimTE01 Oh, goodie. A Russia truther....
Richard Weatherfield Giving it a nickname makes me wrong.
He ‘won’ at best due to an archaic system designed to appease Slave States.
Russia ‘hacked’ our Election indirectly- stealing data and promoting lies.
What am I now?
@@TimTE01 you commented this almost four years AFTER his election, and yet you STILL believe Hillary Clinton should’ve won the election? Clearly you still couldn’t handle the fact there was no Russian interference to get Trump elected.
@@coasterfreak0471 Just ignoring the people Trump just pardoned for crimes related to just that then?
The set up of every press conference skit tells you who is the smartest cast member. *Cough* *Colin*
I love that Colin's "moving to Mexico" line was spot on even if he didn't quite figure it out yet.
The Donald Trump line sent me, no one could’ve anticipated the future chaos - no one but Colin
"We're thinking Donald trump" boy that didn't age well
It aged like fine wine
@@garganrose it aged like milk
@Ms Peanut 10/10 roast tho deadass
"If they can't handle being a carpet...''
Cracked me up!! I was laughing out loud for at least three minutes :P
Still damn funny, 12 years later! OMG, "Yield & Scream" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
instead of Field and Stream .
The Donald trump joke didn’t age well lol
Man really said Donald Trump gonna take over in 2007. That aged like fine wine and cheese
The implication that Santa Claus is in the business to make himself happy makes it a bit creepier, doesn't it? Sneaking inside children's homes at night and all that.
Colin actually wasn't far off, but instead of becoming Santa Claus Donald Trump became Krampus.
That Donald trump one scared me
No Safe place can hide you now!!
Original_Mr_Pineapple it's even more scary now than it was then... at least for you Americans cause you were dumb and racist enough to elect him hahahahahahaha
randomflashbacks Neither did Obama.
MrTashy, he did.. both times. By 9,000,000 the first time and almost 5,000,000 the second.
Sebastian Oglethorpe you mean the 490 illegal votes. That’s all their ever is. Grow up dummy. Trump hates you based on your name.
The trump joke did not age well
I love Conlins smile after he gets it right! :)
the trump line was funny until i realized this was uploaded in 2007
(Kid walks down the stairs)
Kid: Santa? Is that y-
Trump: Yes my little American I’m bringing you these gifts to approve our countries productive efforts, and because Santa turned all his reindeer into rugs.
Kid: o _ o
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the bad girls live.
You'll never find a better Christmas cracker joke than this.
....and then 2016 happened.
xof49 and now 2017 happened…
That Donald Trump bit could’ve aged better
2:04 well this has aged beautifully
This is. The best Christmas. That ever existed. Nobody gives out more presents than I do. You know, leave me some cookies and milk and your family all get iPhones! It’s a great deal!
2:07 man, that joke is way different now
"Donald Trump" hahaha it's even better now
Drew: And... Colin: I'm firing all my elves... XD
Samantha Dambrosio well if Donald Trump took over then that would be true! He fires everyone!
XD
Donald Trump as the replacement is so much funnier now I feel like
That trump line hits x10 better now
The Donald Trump line is funnier nowadays
"Maybe Donald Trump."
Way to predict the future Colin!!!
“I’m not sure, maybe Donald trump.”
Make
Christmas
Great
Again
Hahaha "Donald Trump"
Donald Trump couldn't even be Santa
"I'm not sure, maybe Donald Trump."
wow that one aged well
Donald Trump for Santa Claus 2020
"Aww, screw 'em!"
I lost it! 😂😂😂😂
Donald trump line did not age well. Or maybe it did
"If they can't handle being a carpet ... I may have said too much..."
I just love how he used the response of the audience in a hilarious way to check if he's on track.
Pure genius in thinking and comedy.
@2:03 Goddamnit..... it's Jan 20, 2021.... he's finally gone, I go on RUclips to enjoy some fresh videos that have nothing to do with him.... and yet there he is......AGAIN.
He made a good decision with Trump.
Ms Peanut
Ew. 🤣
the donald trump joke yikessss
"Well then toodle-loo!" Love the way Colin said that.
"We're thinking maybe Donald Trump." He kind of did. FUTURE TELLING.
These guys are truly some of the worlds most talented fellas