Naw, I have two peeps in my family that had epilepsy and I don't want to scare my family. Though if I were to "have a seizure" they wouldn't think about me having epilepsy but that I was seriously ill. I would though to scare my friends.
Easy step on how to learn this song: 1. Go to your piano. 2. Smash your face against the piano about 70,000 times. 3. Have a seizure on the piano. 4. Throw you piano out the window. 5. Upload a video to RUclips of you playing this song. 6. Get views and likes.
Ok, this is how you play Darude Sandstorm: As the song begins, play the piano normally, with your fingers. As it progresses, use your feet, making sure you use all your toes. When it begins to get crazy, find every medication in your house, and take them all, making sure every container is empty. You may need some alcohol. Any type will do. Just remember to drink the entire bottle. At the brink of pure insanity, grab some pets and small children, and the optional choice of a wild animal. Drag them on the keys. Near the end, get rid of the animals and use your head, and make sure you scream, to let all life in the house know that you're playing the piano. When the song is done, you have a high chance of falling off the chair. Please note that I'm not responsible for injuries or damage to property. Preform at your own risk.
How to play this: First of all you need a piano. Secondly, you have to make the piano sensitive to the touch so it can play very easily. Third, bring the piano into a windy desert. Then, have a friends help you play the yellow notes while you play the purple ones. Good job. You wasted your time reading this.
How to play this: 1. Drink a crap ton of coffee. 2. Eat 2,000,000 bags of sugar, including the bag. 3. Bash your head against the keyboard. 4.Get Chuck Norris and give him the computer. 5. Throw them off a 10 story building. 6. Fall out the window. There you have it, a perfect replica!
To play this, you must be in a different position than usual. Listen as instructed. As the song begins, play as you would normally. As the song progresses, quickly place your feet atop the piano keys and slowly being your weight down on it. Then add your face to the mixture. Eventually you shall lie horizontally on the piano and distribute your weight properly all while having sexual activity with the piano keys. You could even grab your nearest wild animal and start whipping it while it's dancing atop the piano. Amateurs may require some assistance for this next step. You may need this assistance from pets, siblings, spouses, family members, and other living creatures. All participating must flop around and about the piano like fish gasping for oxygen. This requires much practice so study to succeed. Any seizures that may be induced are encouraged. It is extraordinarily helpful that you try every drug on the market for this song to be executed as you please. It is recommended you take several times more caffeine than usual, during the performance. You may need to mentally prepare yourself for this hellish degree of playing. Others may assist you by dragging there faces where notes seem to be neglected. As others may have demonstrated, random children may be extremely helpful for this part, as they tend to be natural professionals at this. Try to maintain the steady pace of a cheetah who had its girlfriend stolen by a purple flying monkey. Many who attempt to complete this feat may be completely passed out by the end. However, if you were lucky enough to not be, good job. This has diagnosed you with cancer and you now have three days to live.
Oh god, i completely forgot about that. I haven't used that hosting for like a year lol. I got the suspension message but forgot to respond. Don't worry sexy stov jabs will unsuspend it just for you bby
wild +Madeleine Bond appeared! go! audacity! audacity uses overly boosted solo sound! it's super effective! +Madeleine Bond uses bad ign rating! +Madeleine Bond 's attack missed! audacity uses hexadecimal modification that unbelieveably distorts the music! critical hit! +Madeleine Bond fainted! audacity gained 69 exp points!
How to Play This: 1- Get a piano. 2- Get a friend. 3- Toss them onto the piano. 4- After they flop off of the piano start to widely thrash and bang at the keys. 5- Upload it to RUclips. 6- Get "OVER 9000" Subscribers.
How to play this. Step 1: Sit on keyboard. Step 2: Look at video. Step 3: Have seizure due to video. Step 4: Start seizuring onto the keyboard. Step 5: Play the song. Step 6: Keep playing and in turn keep getting seizures from the sound of what you are playing. Step 7: ??? Step 8: Profit.
I was able to put the song in binary form. Use this at any computer: 10011010101000110001110110101111111110010101010101001010100001010101011010100101010111110100001001110010011101011110101001011010 [Read 256 more lines]
It's more about the process, look, and technical implementation than it is about the aesthetic of the music. I don't know if anyone out there says, "I like black midi simply because of the way it sounds." There's always more to it than that.
![[Black MIDI] "Tau" τ/6.28 MILLION (6,283,185) ~ HDSQ | Piano from Above](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tfrIXiemYqo/mqdefault.jpg)
![OhGeesy x Lefty Gunplay - What It Iz [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/L0yzW9t2ixk/mqdefault.jpg)
Darude notestorm
Tru
LOL
yes rename it darude notestorm XD
25 seconds in
this aint bad
10 seconds later wiggle wiggle wiggle
45 second in rip screen
TheFel0x darude-ear- and eyerapestorm
Tried to play this on my computer, Synthesia was taking up 90% CPU usage and 2GB of RAM. Quality stuff.
pfft, minecraft can achieve the same effect
+EnderCraft Heavily, heavily, heavily modded.
+Mycatis42 Not really. MC uses a boatload of CPU, even more in SMP. In SMP, a packet is sent to and fro every .1 sec
+EnderCraft Compare it to a game like crysis, oh wait, you can't.
Minecraft isn't that cpu intensive. If you played on something a little better than grandma's laptop from 1986 you would probably see that it isn't.
Pffft, this is a piece of cake!
Just lie down on your piano and have a seizure :D you'll be playing like a master
xD
The easy way to have a seizure is to watch this...
Naw, I have two peeps in my family that had epilepsy and I don't want to scare my family. Though if I were to "have a seizure" they wouldn't think about me having epilepsy but that I was seriously ill. I would though to scare my friends.
pretty much
Basically how musicians define Mozart. Just mash every key.
0:27
*Me:* I wonder what the next part will be lik-
0:29
*_strongly grips onto desk as everything is being blown away_*
this wasn't black at all. It was quite colorful actually.
Well, the sheet music would be black
Get Out!
***** lol
Jacob Veale black music is when you CAN'T see the back of the note music
Jacob Veale I like this joke
Am I the only person in the universe who genuinely likes Sandstorm?
yes no nein jah
nah, you're one of thwe only two (with me)
I don't think its so bad.
i like it
I like sandstorm
Watch this at 144p, I promise it's worth it!
ohh shit!!!!! thanks my life has a meaning now!!!!!!!!!
The Fox army Oml
I read your comment on the one day I'm all out of ecstacy...
holy
Pielover1617 I hate you google Yes, it's quite amazing, but why the h8 towards our gr8 Google overlords?
Easy step on how to learn this song:
1. Go to your piano.
2. Smash your face against the piano about 70,000 times.
3. Have a seizure on the piano.
4. Throw you piano out the window.
5. Upload a video to RUclips of you playing this song.
6. Get views and likes.
You forgot something. Smash your keyboard under a train.
Done
Sounds Legit.
Lol bets thing ever
Best*
Ok, this is how you play Darude Sandstorm:
As the song begins, play the piano normally, with your fingers. As it progresses, use your feet, making sure you use all your toes. When it begins to get crazy, find every medication in your house, and take them all, making sure every container is empty. You may need some alcohol. Any type will do. Just remember to drink the entire bottle. At the brink of pure insanity, grab some pets and small children, and the optional choice of a wild animal. Drag them on the keys. Near the end, get rid of the animals and use your head, and make sure you scream, to let all life in the house know that you're playing the piano. When the song is done, you have a high chance of falling off the chair. Please note that I'm not responsible for injuries or damage to property. Preform at your own risk.
Well I laughed so hard at this I got hiccups so that should do good with it as well.
ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴇᴀʀ
My Life Is A Joke how long did it take to type that comment
Hxksfnshetscithgw udgsocgdjeyksev xnsifiwnr djwiosh4dp. Done.
O ditbobrf
I danced to something for the first time today, and this was that thing.
Glad that you found something out of my black MIDI :P
+BedrockSolid Dude it's amazing GOOD JOB :D
Nabeel Himsee thanks :)
this was before the age of dank. it is its own meme
+Quinn Sargent yep..
I like how it actually looks like a sand storm
More like epilepsy
+Kyle Zaruba vfdsdjnkgffbdsnjgnfejnsgnfjjdlsgnkfjngkfjldlsngljfkdsng
This is actually amazing! :O
+CLOROX BLEACH the sassy crab haha thank you but this isn't my midi!
Gingeas Oh.
+Gingeas song name
+Gingeas song name
+sins the poopy darude sandstorm
Pfft this is easy.
All you need to do is to JUST DO IT.
Ur comment just made my day XD
Your image is also Shia. Good God...
once I get past the first 4:01 it is easy
RandomRanger1337 break the keyboard lol
XD
9/10 IGN "not enough ear-rape"
Ign still didn't review this
9/10 no giant fusions
I seem to find you everywhere.
pinkamina pie 9/10 not enough deaths by song
+ChrystalRainbow355 what me THATS BECAUSE I AM MUHAHAHAHAHA
this is my favorite anime theme song
+Touhoulicious my favourite anime is Cory in the House and those airplane instructional videos that you find in the cereal boxes.
***** my favorite anime is queer duck
is black midi the piano thing u use?
CordingWater6 Death Waltz thanks
2:33 IT'S RAINING BLOOD
from my ears lol
+EddvT :C
+Gingeas, don't get me wrong, I think it's an awesome composition.
I was reffering to the storm of red notes pouring down :p
+Gingeas By the way, your take on soul eater - resonance is one of the best things I ever heard :D
haha well it isn't my take :P
+EddvT I think you mean 2:12 :p
How to play this:
First of all you need a piano.
Secondly, you have to make the piano sensitive to the touch so it can play very easily.
Third, bring the piano into a windy desert.
Then, have a friends help you play the yellow notes while you play the purple ones.
Good job. You wasted your time reading this.
yay
xD
Thanks dude
No problem.
+David Hu We gonna edit that out
Ok
so this is what drugs feel like?
Nikki The Fox
Maybe... we kids, will never know... until we're older.
I'm prety sure 90% of this wasn't necesary
Actually it's totally necessary :3
1000000000000000000000000000696969696969969696969699911 of this was
Actually its more like 99% of it wasn't necessary.
Black MIDIs are wholly unecessary.
That's the charm.
+Jacob Wolff 99.99999999999999%
How to play this:
1. Drink a crap ton of coffee.
2. Eat 2,000,000 bags of sugar, including the bag.
3. Bash your head against the keyboard.
4.Get Chuck Norris and give him the computer.
5. Throw them off a 10 story building.
6. Fall out the window.
There you have it, a perfect replica!
Don't forget the drugs!
To play this, you must be in a different position than usual. Listen as instructed. As the song begins, play as you would normally. As the song progresses, quickly place your feet atop the piano keys and slowly being your weight down on it. Then add your face to the mixture. Eventually you shall lie horizontally on the piano and distribute your weight properly all while having sexual activity with the piano keys. You could even grab your nearest wild animal and start whipping it while it's dancing atop the piano. Amateurs may require some assistance for this next step. You may need this assistance from pets, siblings, spouses, family members, and other living creatures. All participating must flop around and about the piano like fish gasping for oxygen. This requires much practice so study to succeed. Any seizures that may be induced are encouraged. It is extraordinarily helpful that you try every drug on the market for this song to be executed as you please. It is recommended you take several times more caffeine than usual, during the performance. You may need to mentally prepare yourself for this hellish degree of playing. Others may assist you by dragging there faces where notes seem to be neglected. As others may have demonstrated, random children may be extremely helpful for this part, as they tend to be natural professionals at this. Try to maintain the steady pace of a cheetah who had its girlfriend stolen by a purple flying monkey. Many who attempt to complete this feat may be completely passed out by the end. However, if you were lucky enough to not be, good job. This has diagnosed you with cancer and you now have three days to live.
Mr. Potayto holy shit
This comment made me feel like I had asthma I was laughing so hard.
This seams so easy...*puts his arms on the key board*
O shet
Thus then, you accidentally divide it with zero's.
And suprisingly make a "song"
This is what you see when you die
Epilepsy after epilepsy?.......cruel.
+Nathan Winch me too thanks
+Anonymous Shouldnt you be hacking somebody?
+Logan Lafoe you know what the word anonymous means right?
+dj505Gaming He was talking about the political hactivist group Anonymous.
Don't Know If I Need Ear Bleach Or Eye Bleach Because Both Are Fucked
You also might need a brain solidifier
Sorry I'm late.
+Ok guys! I'm here!
just throw this stuff at my brain
it might help get rid of cancer
+Ok guys! I'm here! Dude, I thought you died long ago...
+Bleach
Ooh flavored bleach
Wait, this is nutella
"He is a fast learner, but is not perfect."
How can someone be better at filling a midi with trash notes than another? #rektalprolapse
#REKTHARD
Your hosting got suspended and nobody can download the amazing Mec OS Y! D:
Oh god, i completely forgot about that. I haven't used that hosting for like a year lol. I got the suspension message but forgot to respond. Don't worry sexy stov jabs will unsuspend it just for you bby
MEC OS Y MASTER RACE
#rekslikedell lol
GingeasYes EpicRanterNo mec os y = mad mlg no scope skillz + mtn dew
I think my brain just melted.
maybe i might help
*chokes on bleach
2:06 I’m getting goosebumps
still not enough ear rape.
*taps lavender town song*
-EAAAAAUGHH
Lol same is happenin with me
Mhm
wild +Madeleine Bond appeared!
go! audacity!
audacity uses overly boosted solo sound!
it's super effective!
+Madeleine Bond uses bad ign rating!
+Madeleine Bond 's attack missed!
audacity uses hexadecimal modification that unbelieveably distorts the music!
critical hit!
+Madeleine Bond fainted!
audacity gained 69 exp points!
when the profile pic matches the comment.
+Zachery Concepcion (Triplez333) lol
2:20 how it feels to chew 5 gum
Elias White lol
😂😂😂😂
stimulate your senses
This is really impressive. I mean like visually stunning. Excellent job.
How to play:
Have a seizure on the piano.....
nahhahahahahah how to play the piano
How to play...
Put your keyboard under a train.
Michelle Lumowa so just watch the video next to a piano!
Joey Macaroni gyes. It wil be teh most awesum seizur xD
My god this song might as well put me into a sand storm :D
This has to be one of the more amazing things on RUclips
That dot on middle C keeps making me think there's something on my screen
Thank you!
EDIT: 1:15 was originally muted, did you change that?
Hmm, I think so. When I make audio MIDIs, sometimes I change the velocities of things. ;D
***** Ah. Well anyways, thank you for uploading this! I keep forgetting to upload this MIDI I made last week :P
At the beginning, I was like, pssh, amateur. But then, I was like, WHOA. WHOA. It's not perfect, but it's not too shabby, either. Noice.
*****
NO! NO! NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*****
It's that... that this name is forbidden.
Initial reaction: this is pretty fast. Beat drops: AM I HAVING A STROKE?!
Let me just slap my face all over my Yamaha....
*...*
*fucking nailed it*
How to play 0:43
Step one acquire a piano
step two lay down across all of the notes of the piano
Step 3 have a siezure
Your welcome
This even comes with head dancing instructions! ^ω^
How to play: slam your hands, along with 7 others, into the keyboard at lightspeed.
Im pretty sure an asian could actually play this.
They're required to play that from age 7 daily
im asian
Daniel Big is right, i can play Moonlight Sonata Movement no.3
Laurel Cook i saw u in another one of his videos
Laurel Cook davy jones could with his tentacles
Just beautiful 👌👌
How to Play This:
1- Get a piano.
2- Get a friend.
3- Toss them onto the piano.
4- After they flop off of the piano start to widely thrash and bang at the keys.
5- Upload it to RUclips.
6- Get "OVER 9000" Subscribers.
How do you create black MIDIs? I'm interested in becoming a blacker and I don't exactly know how to make them.
+Grapplz:) There are different MIDI sequencers out there that you can use like Domino, SynthFont, FL Studio, etc.
+TheFarnch Copy paste.
Then you should know it wouldn't take years :P
+MMC418-BlueDiamondsMC sick! :D
yeah i want to make black midi too how?
2:15 caught me by surprise
Lol how is this ear "rape"? I find this song perfectly soothing.
If you look at the keyboard yes.
+centipeetle same XD
it's more eyerape than earrape
+The Bark Night It's so soothing that you don't realize your ear being raped.
I'm ready to snort some midis BROTHERRRRR
VINESAUCE JOEL XDDDD
Nasa called they want his computer back
サ イ ク ロ ッ プ ス 先 輩 の テ ー マ
These MIDI's are great, but I hate the "dead" notes.
xygomorphic44 Peng then
+xygomorphic44 you can for a second then suddenly you can't hear anything
I'm pretty sure an epileptic person would die from watching this
If someone did this, rip the piano keys. It would break so fast.
lol
just throw it down a few billion stairs
1.6 Million Notes and only 200,000 of them are actually noticeable and being useful, ayeee lmao.
I love how the notes actually look like a sandstorm.
The song name is bleach - drink me
+bleach lol I'm dying
+Shawn Robain Best youtube reply ever.
Just in case you run out...
in case you need some morr
+Bleach aren't you chocolate spread?
what song is this?
+AwesomeFace :D Harambe Shake
no its darude sandstorm
mrotsdnaS eduraD
Sandstorm by darude
xDxD
who knew darude sandstorm would get more epic than this
As easy as riding a bike
That is on fire, you are on fire, you have no arms, and you are dead
Song name ?
are you being sarcastic?
Capitain obvious to the rescue.
BusiedGem, tell us the name of the song. I don't know it either...
It apparently NOT DARUDE-SANDSTORM! *rolls eyes in sarcastic fashion*
*****
XD
Sounds so good on my stereo!
How to play this.
Step 1: Sit on keyboard.
Step 2: Look at video.
Step 3: Have seizure due to video.
Step 4: Start seizuring onto the keyboard.
Step 5: Play the song.
Step 6: Keep playing and in turn keep getting seizures from the sound of what you are playing.
Step 7: ???
Step 8: Profit.
IT's Darude - 'Rainbow'storm, If you know what I mean
My ADHD makes it so I can hear every note...Now I'm Dyslexic. THX!
When you do the math and find out that 1600000/240 = an average of 6,666 and 2/3 notes per second O.o
What song plays at 0:00?
I think it's called The Rude Sandstorm.
YourAverageArtist Darude - Shitstorm
"Puts Magikarp on piano"
Ahhh, perfection.
You should have gave us headphone yousers a warning
It's a black midi what did you expect
that's basically the only way to appreciate black midi, you need to hear massively isolated sound
Users*
The amount on awesome here.
Is that of a sandstorm. Tall. Big. And deadly.
Dafuq is the name of this song again?
Darude - Sandstorm
Thx m8
ur welcum m8
yo m8 I got the dew and the doritos, need some danks too?
k m8
*Starts listening.* "Hey yeah, that does sound like sandstorm." 0:42 "CATH'ULU NOW OWNS YOUR SOUL MORTAL!"
0:56 I feel like they are playing the song in the background and just having a seizure on the keyboard
Isnt this like the stuff I see when i push on my eyes?
The Timelords probably
who ever could do this will be a legend
I can do this in my sleep
The Weiser Do it! And make sure you have video evidence. Right or not, we wanna see it
stfu u know u can't xD
Somebody use that MCedit plugin to turn this into a note block arrangement :D
How to crash your world 101
+Intel Core i7 6900K XD
+Intel Core i7 6900K lol.
this is definitely a sandstorm of notes
*_what song is this? and dont try to rick roll me!_*
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO!
NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
I would say darude sandstorm, but I don't feel like annoying you.
pfft rick roll done
why is he randomly draging his arm across the keys
Better than the original Sandstorm, to be honest.
How to do this in one easy step: Slam a book on the piano. (Or hire the Flash)
Well...
i had to know the song from somewhere
Ooooh, many colors!
I don't mean to brag but I can play the first 12 notes of smoke on the water 😎
I can play fireflies and shooting stars
how many arms do you have
BRINGITSISTA
19.5
Ahoy Stalin. Any orders, sir?
Thanks to you , I got eargasm now!
I was able to put the song in binary form. Use this at any computer: 10011010101000110001110110101111111110010101010101001010100001010101011010100101010111110100001001110010011101011110101001011010
[Read 256 more lines]
Thomas Scott LOL
I didn't fall for it, I came really close but didn't. You are tricky my friend
Thomas Scott That was very darude my friend.
Doctor:You only have 4 minutes to live
Me:
how to play
-slam dat piano
song name
song name
song name
song name
song name
song name
davide ryasandstorm
Dave Rvas darude dankstorm
Dave Rvas Rasputin
Dave Rvas Darude NoteStorm
the rude sans torn
My beer has got this, hold me
This is the man who can bring back harambe
darude sandstorm is so overused - finally a video without it
I don't get the appeal. It sounds awful. More doesn't equate to better.
It is pretty niche -- depends on the Black MIDI too
***** That was a more reasonable response than I anticipated. Well, more power to whoever enjoys it. I just find it odd.
It's more about the process, look, and technical implementation than it is about the aesthetic of the music. I don't know if anyone out there says, "I like black midi simply because of the way it sounds." There's always more to it than that.
Zach B That helps explain it.
+Zach B it's cool to look at
Ok that's just so really cool
That has got to have blown somebodys speakers out.
Hold my beer.
* *lays down on piano and seizures* *
You have 5 min. To live most people: calls friends and family me: finds a darude sanstorm video
I have truly found my happy place
I counted frame by frame and there is actually *1,236,567* thank you very much
Coolguy 27 Is that actually worthy to do?
I JUST FOUND THE BEST THING ON EARTH
Mr. Game & Watch from Nintendo would LOVE this!!!