The ballin’ leaves tell a story. The great Elden Ring was dunked. In our home, across the field, the Court Between. Now, Queen Marika the Slingshot is nowhere to be found, and in the Night of the Slam Dunk, Godwyn the Ballin’ was the first to have his ankles broken. Soon, Marika's offspring, ballers all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring. The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Dunkening. A war from which no MVP arose. A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Slam. Arise now, ye Ballers. Ye slam, who yet jam. The call of long-lost three-pointers speaks to us all. Hoarah Loux, Chieftain of the Court. The ever-brilliant Dunkmask. Fia, the Jump Ball Companion. The loathsome DunK Eater. And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-dribbling. And one other. Whom the ball would again bless. A Baller of no renown. Cross the field, to the Court Between. To stand before the Elden Ring. And become the Dunkin’ Lord.
Long and Hard ye Dunk Golden Warrior Spurned by the Golden State Bridge Be assured, the Elden Dunken half court Resteth close at hand. ALAS, I'M BALLING TO BE DOING HALF COURTS ONCE MORE! UPON MY NAME AS GODFREY, THE FIRST ELDEN BALLER. (The Baller dunks on Godfrey.) Thost, did me good service, Serosh. I've given thee, courtesy enough. Now I Dunk as Hoarah Loux, DUNKER! (Tarnish dies to a dunk from half court distance.) THE ELDEN DUNKER IS WARRENTED WITH A HALF COURTER.
Eh, makes more sense for maliketh to be a center since he’s the last line of defense for the rune of death (Also Godfrey is a point guard but hoarah loux is either power forward or center)
I was actually at Game 4 of the Finals between Elphael and Stormveil Castle. The fact Malenia put up a triple double in the 1st half was mind blowing. She certainly earned MVP that year
The Crucible Warriors and their MVP Godfrey played a 64-3 battle towards all the teams of the NBA, the Coach Marika had to bench 20 of the teams members to the side so that a new team replacing them would come up as the next generation in the form of the Golden Order Warriors and their new MVP named Radagon. Marika had a particular liking to him until he lost to the finals where Marika had an accident with Radagon and broke her kneecaps.
Foul Baller. What is thy business with these Hoops? Ahh... Godrick the Slingshot. The twin Slammers Miquella and Malenia. Dunker Radahn. 3 Pointer Rykard. Half court Ranni. Wilful traitors, all. Thy kind are all of a piece. Pillagers. Emboldened by the flame of the Jam. Have it writ upon thy meager playing card Felled by MVP Morgott! Last of all ankle-breakers
In Marika’s own words: ‘Make of thyself which of ye desired, be it a forward, be it a point guard. But if ye failed to become ought at all, ye ankle’s will be breakin’, amounting only to benchwarmers.
I can imagine a mod where radagon has a jersey and a basketball and you have a hoop on your head and whenever he does the jump attack a buzzer plays in the background
Arise now, ye Three-pointers. Ye defense, who yet live. The call of long-lost game speaks to us all. Hoarah Loux, center of The Ballers. The ever-brilliant Guardmask. Fia, the Dunk Companion. The Loathsome Dribbler. And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-ballin'!!!!!
And one more, who the Court would again bless. A player of no renown. Cross up the Defense, to the Hoops Between. To stand before the Three-Point Ring. And score... the buzzer-beater.
MONGREL DRIBBLER! Oh… Thou’art Ballin’, it seems. Mother.. wouldst thou truly MVP Sanction in one so bereft of The Court? Yet.. my purpose stands unchanged. Those spurned by The Grace of The League shall have their ankles broken.. in the embrace of Messmers Retired Jersey.
The Leyndel Order really fell off after Radagon's retirement.. So did the Caelid Generals after Radahn got sick. Can't wait to see what the Liurnia Wizards will do in the play offs though
i’m sorry to tell you but the contract of the liurnia wizards to the carians expired last month, their currently trying to find a new contractor for next season, although iv heard the volcano slammers have started hiring recently after some of their players mysteriously vanished
"Ah, I knew you'd come. To stand before the free throw line, to brick both your shots. What a sad game 4 it is. I commend your mid-range, but none shall dunk the ball. Commissioner Silver has high hopes for us. That we continue to ball...unto eternity." Gideon Ofnir, the All-Ballin'
On the last session of the d&d campaign I was DMing for, I used radagons theme as the final boss music. And right as I knew one of my players had done the damage to defeat the boss, I transitioned the music to this song as I told him he killed him and described his death and the epilogue.
I was suspended for so long. My fouls were fined... and my dunk, rusted. Jam after jam, left in my slam... As I awaited... his shoot. Heed my words. I am Malenia, baller of Miquella. And I have never been benched.
Aspiring player of the old championship... If thou has known broken ankles, if you grieve for this league... Then yield the path forward to us. To I, Miquella. And my promised MVP, Radahn.
Foul tarnished. In search of the elden ball. Emboldened by the flame of Ambition. Someone must break thy ankles. Let it be Margit the baller! A lowly tarnished, Playing as a champ. I command thee to fold! NBA ONE AND ALL BEAR WITNESS! Foul trespasser. Send word far and wide Of the last queen of caria, Renalla the moon baller, and the majesty of the court she conjureth.
That new team, The Roundtable Knights, has a nasty squad this year. They are definitely going to finals: Gideon Ofnir, The All Dribbler, he can copy the movements of all top players on each team, except he cannot find out Radagon’s secret to his dunks. Fia, The Deathbench companion, she is good as moving behind the enemy team; sneaking to the hoop for easy points. It is said that she moves like mist. The Noble Ballmask: The best play caller in the league, he can figure out a teams play style and weaknesses with just a FINGER. Always make the right decision, and one hell of a passer. Brother Corhyn: Benchwarmer Nephelli Loux, Stormhawk: Related to the legendary dunker , but she does not have that advantage, rather, it is said that she can spin around her opponents at lighting speed, training from Gideon. However, she can jump really high from stormhawk training, maybe she’ll be better than her predecessor… Diallos Hoslow: not known for much, but he’s got the spirit to become a ball court hero. The Dunkeater: the best guard on the team, known for getting in VERY close and personal. Great at stealing the soul of the opponents movement, cursing their ankles to doom. Always fouls out for some reason Master Hewg is the manager Roderika is in charge of the cheer squad: The Spirit Dancers The Fingers are their coach Then their best player is some guy picked up from a random team that no one’s knows about, but the legend is that he can do everything, but better…
I doubt you could even imagine it. That which commandith the court, giving dunks its fullest slamming. The Elden Hoop. Ooooh, Elden Hoop... shattered... by someone... or something. Don't tell me you don't see it. Look up at the sky! It jams!
"I knew you'd come. To ball before the Elden Ring. To become Dunking Lord. What a sad state of affairs. I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall dribble before the throne. Coach Marika has high hopes for us, that we continue to ball unto eternity."
Foul Baller, in search of the Elden Hoop, Emboldened by the flame of ambition, Someone must extinguish thy score.. Let it be.. *Margit the Ankle-Breaker*
Holy fuck I just got names for a lot of the main bosses Margit the fell dunker Mohg the baller Morgott the dunking king Airshootin radahn Renalla, queen of the head taps Godrick the unfair player Godfrey (golden), first 3 pointer Godfrey (real), first ankle breaker Maliketh the traveller Sir Gideon Offnir, the all baller Melina, passing maiden Radagon Of The Ballin Order Elden Ref Malenia, half courter of miquella The dunked tree (erd tree) Elden Dunk (the elden ring) Pin this
Ah, i knew you'd come. To ball before the elden court, to become MVP. What a sad state for the game. Queen marika has high hopes for us. That we continue to ball, unto eternity
i asked chat gpt to write a story about Radagon of the ballin order, and gave him this to work with: write a story about Radagon of the Ballin' Order, and his teammates named Morgott The Dunking King, Malenia Baller of Miquella, Renalla Queen of The Full Court, and Maliketh The Black Baller. The story takes place in a world named the lands between, and they are a basketball team named the Ballin Order about to fight another team named The Elden Dunk. On The Elden Dunk team, the team members are Sir Gideon Ofnir The All-Dunker, Godfrey The First Dunker, The Fire Dunker, Threepoint Scourge Radahn, Godrick The Layup. Let the Ballin Order win the story he wrote was this: In the world of The Lands Between, basketball was not just a sport, it was a way of life. Radagon of the Ballin' Order had been playing the game since he was a young boy, and he had always dreamed of leading his team to victory in the ultimate showdown against their arch-rivals, The Elden Dunk. Radagon had assembled a team of some of the greatest players in the land. There was Morgott The Dunking King, whose skills in the air were unmatched; Malenia Baller of Miquella, whose precise shots always found the net; Renalla Queen of The Full Court, who could outrun any opponent; and Maliketh The Black Baller, whose strength and agility made him a force to be reckoned with. As the two teams took to the court, the crowd roared with excitement. The Elden Dunk looked formidable, with their star players Sir Gideon Ofnir The All-Dunker, Godfrey The First Dunker, The Fire Dunker, Threepoint Scourge Radahn, and Godrick The Layup. The game began, and it was intense from the very start. The Elden Dunk took an early lead, with Sir Gideon Ofnir soaring above the Ballin' Order defense to score a series of spectacular dunks. But Radagon and his team refused to give up. They fought back with all their might, each player using their unique talents to turn the tide of the game. Morgott The Dunking King showed off his impressive aerial skills, launching himself high into the air to score basket after basket. Malenia Baller of Miquella made shot after shot with deadly precision, and Renalla Queen of The Full Court ran circles around her opponents, leaving them in the dust. Maliketh The Black Baller used his size and strength to overpower the Elden Dunk defense, slamming the ball through the hoop time and time again. The game was tied with just seconds left on the clock. Radagon took the ball and dribbled past the Elden Dunk defenders, making his way towards the hoop. He leapt into the air, twisting and turning as he avoided the outstretched arms of the opposing team. With a final burst of energy, he slammed the ball through the hoop, and the crowd erupted into cheers. The Ballin' Order had won, and Radagon lifted the championship trophy high above his head. The Elden Dunk team congratulated their opponents, and Radagon knew that this victory would be remembered for generations to come. The Ballin' Order had triumphed over their rivals, and they had done it with style and grace, proving that they were truly the greatest basketball team in The Lands Between.
Messmer opens every fight by dunking on you with a flaming exploding ball. It's literally the Chaos Dunk. All Messmer slander is actually an effort to protect the Lands Between from any Tarnished who might learn the forbidden Chaos Dunk technique from him... this is the true Prepare to Cry...
![Radagon (The Final Battle) Doom Version [HQ] from Elden Ring by Geoffrey Day, Andrew Baena, Alex Roe](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_mxQEWLZkQs/mqdefault.jpg)
the lands between was never the same after the shattering of marika's ankles
This is hilarious omg
LOL
I love thinking of just radahn dunking
By herself no less
You mean her knees lol?
Who hasn't bent those by now.
The ballin’ leaves tell a story.
The great Elden Ring was dunked.
In our home, across the field, the Court Between.
Now, Queen Marika the Slingshot is nowhere to be found,
and in the Night of the Slam Dunk, Godwyn the Ballin’ was the first to have his ankles broken.
Soon, Marika's offspring, ballers all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring.
The mad taint of their newfound strength triggered the Dunkening.
A war from which no MVP arose.
A war leading to abandonment by the Greater Slam.
Arise now, ye Ballers.
Ye slam, who yet jam.
The call of long-lost three-pointers speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, Chieftain of the Court.
The ever-brilliant Dunkmask.
Fia, the Jump Ball Companion.
The loathsome DunK Eater.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-dribbling.
And one other. Whom the ball would again bless.
A Baller of no renown.
Cross the field, to the Court Between.
To stand before the Elden Ring.
And become the Dunkin’ Lord.
ta nice
🙂👏👏👏👏
Long and Hard ye Dunk
Golden Warrior
Spurned by the Golden State Bridge
Be assured, the Elden Dunken half court
Resteth close at hand.
ALAS, I'M BALLING
TO BE DOING HALF COURTS ONCE MORE!
UPON MY NAME AS GODFREY, THE FIRST ELDEN BALLER.
(The Baller dunks on Godfrey.)
Thost, did me good service, Serosh.
I've given thee, courtesy enough.
Now I Dunk as Hoarah Loux, DUNKER!
(Tarnish dies to a dunk from half court distance.)
THE ELDEN DUNKER IS WARRENTED WITH A HALF COURTER.
How long did it take you to write this?
He can't just dunk the word "dunk" into names and keep getting away with it!!!
NOW I BALL AS HOURAH LOUX
HOURAH LOUX, BALLER!
damn, Golden state WARRIORS are already strong as is, don't make them unbeatable !
Hourah Loux, the only professional player to shatter the backboard EVERY SINGLE TIME that he dunks.
DUNKERRR !!
**throws on GS jersey** “WARRIOR!!!”
"Forefathers one and all... B E A R W I T N E S S !" *Godrick proceeds to dunk from a half courts distance using the dragon hand*
*Proceeds to miss because Godrick will never be ballin’
rookie tarnished playing as a pro
i command thee PASS
i love the idea of the ball being thrown by the head instead of propelled by dragon fire
@@rynemcgriffin1752 OBJECTION! GODRICK FUCKIN' BALLIN'!
Precedes to dunk on the tarnished
Felled by King Morgott, last of all Ballers 🏀🏀🏀
😂
King of all Lakers
YouUuUuUu…join the Ballin’ Court as familyyyyyyy
Togethaaaaa we will dunk on the very goddddddsssss
@@rynemcgriffin1752 I'm just imagining the god devouring serpent breaking the elden beasts nonexistent ankles than just dunking on the beast
“Have it recorded at thine interview-“
"Balling alone reveals secrets"
**Law of Balling**
"Radagon is Jordan"
God damn you got me 😂😂
@Masterraccoon
Godfrey was the first, so he's either Bird or Chamberlain
Bro i littearly burst out laughin after reading Radagon is Jordan 😂😂😂
REAL
Does this mean Jordan was married to Godfrey at one point?
In Marika’s own words: ‘Thou’rt yet to become me, thou’rt yet to hit a half court shot’
BEST COMMENT
Lord, but God...
Radagon be like: WATCH ME! IM FUCKING B A L L I N
😂😂😂❤
actual best comment. the top comment took me a sec to put together but this one made me spit my water straight away
"mother, wouldst thou truly balling sanction in one so bereft of height?"
"Yet, my purpose standeth unchanged......
Those benched from the grace of starting, shall all be posterized
In the embrace, of Messmer's dunks....."
Perfection.
Messmer's orb really do be a Slam dunk of ankle shattering proportions.
"Soon, tarnished. Wilt thou be balled on by the jaws. Of the Abyssal serpent, Shorn of height."
Messmer the Ankle Breaker don't even know we been to Fort Haight and learnt the best from Kenneth Haight, Limgrave's true Baller.
"Ayo ref get him off the field! He's only got one arm and he's dunking on our whole roster!"
One arm against 10 people
Elden beast be sexually identifying itself as left arm
@@sned_dunes My god this actually made me wheeze. XD
@@sned_dunesbro thinks the star dragon is sexual 🤨
@@Memelord27_synthGet a few more guys and it will be close to an even game.
Ranni's words make sense now
"Let us break ankles together.
My Dear Baller, Eternal."
_"Well then, shall we?"_
Godfrey: "Radagon will never balli-"
Radagon:
Ragadon
@@lichfinn2711 Ty I didn't even realise my typo lol
🤯🤯🤯
@@T.Rig.T i gotchu
@@lichfinn2711 dunkaton*
“I am Malenia, Baller of Miquella and I have never lost a pick up game.”
Straight out the Shunning Grounds with this banger god damn
Miquella is the most fierce coach.
"Your skills, extraordinary..."
@@luppy8974 “The mark of a true baller…”
Baller after baller left in my wake...
As I awaited his shot
Check yourself for the "ballerfowl dance" it's literally impossible to cancel and just a free point for her.
Foul Tarnished, In Search Of The Elden Dunk
Someone must shatter thy ankles
Emboldened by the Slam of Ambition
"Someone must shatter thy ankles. Let it be Margit the Baller!"
Elden Rim
The Elden Hoop.
In Marika's own words:
"Get thine goofy asses off mine court, lest I shatter thine ankles worst than the Elden Ring"
😂😂
Hardest thing I've ever heard😭
Wearing number 30 for the Golden Order Warriors, standing at 6'2, Marika the Eternal
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Marika's Golden Order dunk is still one (or two) to be reckoned with.
He has some pretty mean dunks in the actual game if we're being honest.
yeah imagine him doing goldbreaker with the ball that shit'd be rad
@@zer0527 gonna make a very shitty animation of it in stick nodes
We need a mod where it replace the hammer with a crystal ball with the elden ring in it, he will literally dunk on you
@voidless3628 Nah. Replace the phase 2 fight with him in a basketball court just dunking all over the place.
Dude hangs in the air longer than Jordan before he delivers the dunk straight into our craniums.
I am Malenia. Baller of Miquella.
And I have never been crossed up.
I’ve been looking for this
Her arch-nemesis, the legendary "let me cross her"
"Your dribbling. . .extraordinary"
"Witless tarnished, why covet destined dunk? To score what?"
- Maliketh, the black the point guard
The black the point guard
UNDERRATED ASF
Eh, makes more sense for maliketh to be a center since he’s the last line of defense for the rune of death
(Also Godfrey is a point guard but hoarah loux is either power forward or center)
@@disrespect9376 No big man moving like maliketh let him run the point
@@kwamemwangs2173 that’s a good point, but have you seen the speed on consort radahn? That man NEEDS to be on point. He’s even got orbital hops
I was actually at Game 4 of the Finals between Elphael and Stormveil Castle. The fact Malenia put up a triple double in the 1st half was mind blowing. She certainly earned MVP that year
I'll never forgive her for that foul against Radahn. That injury ended his career.
@@jbark678 the fact she was fined and not benched is crazy. i stg Coach Leonard almost had a stroke watching it unfold
@@jbark678 It's a real shame too. Radahn had some gravity defying hops.
It's surprising that godrick even made it there and was able to claim a piece of the elden rim when Malenia had him begging to be taken off the court
The Crucible Warriors and their MVP Godfrey played a 64-3 battle towards all the teams of the NBA, the Coach Marika had to bench 20 of the teams members to the side so that a new team replacing them would come up as the next generation in the form of the Golden Order Warriors and their new MVP named Radagon. Marika had a particular liking to him until he lost to the finals where Marika had an accident with Radagon and broke her kneecaps.
If the Lands Between had a radio station, I'm 100% sure it'd be called "The Roundtable Sounds"
Definitely
i think we all know who the radio host is.
@@veilnebula2411 Patches and Gideon
@@pokimanefartcompilation Hey hey hey, Gideon Ofnir doesn't have a beard of ears for nothing. He knows good sounds when he hears them.
@@jurtheorc8117 Who better to trust on the radio than the man who knows everything
WE MAKIN IT OUTTA LIMGRAVE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Godfrey's lines makes more sense now.
"Alas, I have returned! To be granted the audience once more. Upon my name as Godfrey, First Elden Baller"
Upon my name as Godfrey, First MVP!
@@hubertjohnson418 Now I fight jus Horoa Lux *puts on GSW Jersey* WARRIOR
Godfrey has the hops for it.
This gives Godfrey’s grabs so much more power
Godfrey would dunk you through the hoop instead of the ball
@@negative6442 he would dunk you WITH the ball.
@@pamelotms5867 You would think that you're safe while holding the ball until he just grabs you and dunks you
@@bigloser5104 the type of man to have new rules invented because of him
@@pamelotms5867 godfrey would dunk the whole court
Foul Baller.
What is thy business with these Hoops?
Ahh... Godrick the Slingshot. The twin Slammers Miquella and Malenia. Dunker Radahn. 3 Pointer Rykard. Half court Ranni.
Wilful traitors, all.
Thy kind are all of a piece. Pillagers. Emboldened by the flame of the Jam.
Have it writ upon thy meager playing card
Felled by MVP Morgott! Last of all ankle-breakers
These all sound perfect. Down to the syllables, prodigies to slammers is funny tho. Good stuff man
This is prefect 😂
Dunkstien and Slammough is the gift that keeps giving
there's an actual drip slayer ornstein theme on yt
my two favorite basketball players
@@somebodynobody8784 a guy did all of DS3 he's insane
In Marika’s own words: ‘Make of thyself which of ye desired, be it a forward, be it a point guard. But if ye failed to become ought at all, ye ankle’s will be breakin’, amounting only to benchwarmers.
@@maj9260Melina quoted marika
Foul Tarnished, dunking on a Lord. I command thee, SWISH.
I am the Lord of all that is Ballin
O Mighty Jordan, lend me thy slam, o kindred
Referees one and all... BEAR WITNESS!
@@rynemcgriffin1752
And one day. We will return to our court, bathed in scores of gold
This is how it feels to free-aim fireballs against the final boss.
:O Cool seeing you here! Your videos are neat :]
Elden Hoop and the upcoming expansion Shadow of the Erdbasket.
Miquella's giant arm introduces the world to the unalloyed dunks of gold.
The misbegotton are cheering for him in the stands.
@@starberry_milktea AY REF GET EM OFF THE COURT THEY'RE A CHILD AND HE'S FUCKING DUNKING ON US!
Ayo I'm just stopping by to appreciate how close you were to the actual DLC title.
@@reppz9634 They announced the DLC over a year ago, it would've been teased when this comment was made
No way, the DLC is actually about basketball
“Witless tarnished… why covet air jordans..?”
“To cross *_what?”_*
Lmaoooo
Rennala was never the same after Radagon left the League...
😭
"I am the lord, of all thats ballin"
-Godrick, the baller
and soon, we will return together, to our home, bathed in courts of gold
Ballers one and all, BEAR WITNESS
Godrick will never be ballin
I can imagine a mod where radagon has a jersey and a basketball and you have a hoop on your head and whenever he does the jump attack a buzzer plays in the background
If it doesn’t exist already, it needs to. 😂
@@RowanWhite1980 ong💀
Bruh that shit needs to be real.
"I am the lord of all that is dribblin" -Godrick the Drafted
THE DRAFTED AM DEAD
A great ancient dragon, Grandslam once rained calamity upon the court of the Royal Capital
Queen Marika had to break the great dragons kneecaps so he could never ball for the foreseeable future
"Your ballin'... Extraordinary..."
"The mark... of a true baller..."
"i have given thee, courtesy Enough!
now i Ball as Hoara loux, Pivot!"
“Radagon, of the ballin order”
Arise now, ye Three-pointers.
Ye defense, who yet live.
The call of long-lost game speaks to us all.
Hoarah Loux, center of The Ballers.
The ever-brilliant Guardmask.
Fia, the Dunk Companion.
The Loathsome Dribbler.
And Sir Gideon Ofnir, the All-ballin'!!!!!
And one more, who the Court would again bless.
A player of no renown.
Cross up the Defense, to the Hoops Between.
To stand before the Three-Point Ring.
And score... the buzzer-beater.
LMAO LOATHSOME DRIBBLER
The loathsome dribbler 💀💀💀💀💀
"Loathsome Dribbler" 😂😂😂
“Misbegotten and Omen minority ain't the only thing I can shoot”
💀
Thats crazyyyyy
MONGREL DRIBBLER!
Oh… Thou’art Ballin’, it seems. Mother.. wouldst thou truly MVP Sanction in one so bereft of The Court? Yet.. my purpose stands unchanged. Those spurned by The Grace of The League shall have their ankles broken.. in the embrace of Messmers Retired Jersey.
This needs more likes!
Unfortunately for you however, you ain't BALLIN
0.75x is when he's really ballin'
"Join the slam King as family"
"Together, we will devour the very court"
The Leyndel Order really fell off after Radagon's retirement.. So did the Caelid Generals after Radahn got sick. Can't wait to see what the Liurnia Wizards will do in the play offs though
Caelid Generals got crossed up into the shadow realm by the Haligtree Hoopers
i’m sorry to tell you but the contract of the liurnia wizards to the carians expired last month, their currently trying to find a new contractor for next season, although iv heard the volcano slammers have started hiring recently after some of their players mysteriously vanished
@@Satsaru I think they're rebranding to be the Haligtree blades
That all said, the Mohgwyn Madlads seem to be a rising star. Just... don't ask about what their coach gets up to.
@@jurtheorc8117 biggest scandal in the LBBA since Radagon's divorce and Godfrey's trade to the Badlands
Open your eyes...
Cant you see it...
He dunking
*”Let CHAOS DUNK the WORLD!”*
Godfrey was the first dunking lord got him beat there
"Ah, I knew you'd come. To stand before the free throw line, to brick both your shots. What a sad game 4 it is. I commend your mid-range, but none shall dunk the ball. Commissioner Silver has high hopes for us. That we continue to ball...unto eternity." Gideon Ofnir, the All-Ballin'
Commisioner Silver has high hopes for us... that we may continue the regular season unto eternity
*Gideon Ofnir, the Ball-Throwing
Ice in veins for the Golden Order more like Grace in their veins. Radagon got that elden mentality. Half Grace Half Amazing.
I got grace in my rari
On the last session of the d&d campaign I was DMing for, I used radagons theme as the final boss music. And right as I knew one of my players had done the damage to defeat the boss, I transitioned the music to this song as I told him he killed him and described his death and the epilogue.
The boss got dunked hard didn’t he?
The shattering of the backboard.
This feels like the spiritual sequel to the Ornstein and Smough Space Jam remix from back in the glory days of Dark Souls 1.
I love it.
I was suspended for so long.
My fouls were fined... and my dunk, rusted.
Jam after jam, left in my slam...
As I awaited... his shoot.
Heed my words.
I am Malenia, baller of Miquella.
And I have never been benched.
Underrated xDDD
Who else watched the Leyndell Warriors vs the Raya Lucaria Scholars game live?
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE LANDS BETWEEN WITH THIS ONE
“You are ankle-less.” - Varré
"Queen Marika has high hopes for us. That we continue to jam, unto eternity."
0:40 does it sound like a crowd of people are chanting "RADAHN!" or am i hearing things
I can't blame you
"joiiiin the serpentine lineeeup. Togetherrrrr we will dunk on, the very gods" -rykard, lord of ball-esphomy
Aspiring player of the old championship...
If thou has known broken ankles, if you grieve for this league...
Then yield the path forward to us. To I, Miquella. And my promised MVP, Radahn.
"Dearest Miquella, you must Ball alone awhile."
Foul tarnished.
In search of the elden ball.
Emboldened by the flame of Ambition.
Someone must break thy ankles.
Let it be Margit the baller!
A lowly tarnished,
Playing as a champ.
I command thee to fold!
NBA ONE AND ALL
BEAR WITNESS!
Foul trespasser.
Send word far and wide
Of the last queen of caria, Renalla the moon baller, and the majesty of the court she conjureth.
That new team, The Roundtable Knights, has a nasty squad this year. They are definitely going to finals:
Gideon Ofnir, The All Dribbler, he can copy the movements of all top players on each team, except he cannot find out Radagon’s secret to his dunks.
Fia, The Deathbench companion, she is good as moving behind the enemy team; sneaking to the hoop for easy points. It is said that she moves like mist.
The Noble Ballmask: The best play caller in the league, he can figure out a teams play style and weaknesses with just a FINGER. Always make the right decision, and one hell of a passer.
Brother Corhyn: Benchwarmer
Nephelli Loux, Stormhawk: Related to the legendary dunker , but she does not have that advantage, rather, it is said that she can spin around her opponents at lighting speed, training from Gideon. However, she can jump really high from stormhawk training, maybe she’ll be better than her predecessor…
Diallos Hoslow: not known for much, but he’s got the spirit to become a ball court hero.
The Dunkeater: the best guard on the team, known for getting in VERY close and personal. Great at stealing the soul of the opponents movement, cursing their ankles to doom. Always fouls out for some reason
Master Hewg is the manager
Roderika is in charge of the cheer squad: The Spirit Dancers
The Fingers are their coach
Then their best player is some guy picked up from a random team that no one’s knows about, but the legend is that he can do everything, but better…
Tarnished of no renown carries hard
Ah, I can see it… clear as day! The coming of our three pointer! Jordan…
I doubt you could even imagine it.
That which commandith the court, giving dunks its fullest slamming.
The Elden Hoop. Ooooh, Elden Hoop... shattered... by someone... or something.
Don't tell me you don't see it.
Look up at the sky! It jams!
It angers me how well this goes together.
First time? ..... have ever heard the FF14 Endsinger version of this? xD
@@umbragecko7520Ayo it's kinda cool tho
"I knew you'd come. To ball before the Elden Ring. To become Dunking Lord.
What a sad state of affairs. I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall dribble before the throne. Coach Marika has high hopes for us, that we continue to ball unto eternity."
Finally... after ten years... the sequel to Dunkstein and Slamough. RADAGON OF THE BALLIN ORDER!
I am malenia point guard of miquella
“I am Malenia, point guard of Miquelon, and I have never been crossed up.”
Just beat messmer to this
Honestly Radagon's moveset had some crazy jumps. He'd go crazy on the court
Foul Baller, in search of the Elden Hoop,
Emboldened by the flame of ambition,
Someone must extinguish thy score..
Let it be.. *Margit the Ankle-Breaker*
YES!!!
the mental imagine of radagon dribbling a fractured gold b-ball and shooting three-pointers at the tarnished is a funny mental image
Yall all just playing a game placidusax invented.🐲😤🐲
“Have it writ upon thy meager Jordans, sauced by Baller Morgott, last of Ballers”
It was only a matter of time before Space Jam absorbed Elden Ring.
"Thou'rt unfit even to ball."
"enough, I have balled, for long enough, Forgive me dearest nanya"
WE MAKING IT OUTTA THE SUBTERRANEAN SHUNNING GROUNDS WITH THIS 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This hits way harder than it should. Just listening I feel like some rule has been shattered.
Dunkenstien and Slamough have been looking for a worthy challenge…
This goes hard 🏀☄️
As hard as Melania
"Very well. TOGETAAAAH... WE SHALL DUNK ON THE VERY GODS" -Player Rykard
FromSoft: *makes a boss with a downward slam heavy attack and ominous epic music*
The Community: "Space Jam mashup when"
"I'm sorry Marika, but the last goal cannot be restored."
How will the shattering of the Elden Ring affect Radagon’s legacy?
Marika : Radagon you will never be ballin'
Radagon :
walter white face*
"Parry this you casual"
- Radagon of the Golden Order
“Thy skills befit a crown”
- LeBron james
Holy fuck I just got names for a lot of the main bosses
Margit the fell dunker
Mohg the baller
Morgott the dunking king
Airshootin radahn
Renalla, queen of the head taps
Godrick the unfair player
Godfrey (golden), first 3 pointer
Godfrey (real), first ankle breaker
Maliketh the traveller
Sir Gideon Offnir, the all baller
Melina, passing maiden
Radagon Of The Ballin Order
Elden Ref
Malenia, half courter of miquella
The dunked tree (erd tree)
Elden Dunk (the elden ring)
Pin this
Sir Gideon Offnir, the All Baller is GOLD
@@N38Productions thank you
Dragon lord placidunksax
@@midknight4302 that's a good one
Tree sentinel as the dribbling sentinel
the loathsome dunk eater
Mighty dragon, thou'rt a trueborn BALLER... lend me thy skills, oh kindred
Oh destined dunk, become mine once more
Ah, i knew you'd come.
To ball before the elden court, to become MVP.
What a sad state for the game.
Queen marika has high hopes for us. That we continue to ball, unto eternity
WE MAKING OUT THE ERDTREE WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥😈🥶💀💀
i asked chat gpt to write a story about Radagon of the ballin order, and gave him this to work with: write a story about Radagon of the Ballin' Order, and his teammates named Morgott The Dunking King, Malenia Baller of Miquella, Renalla Queen of The Full Court, and Maliketh The Black Baller. The story takes place in a world named the lands between, and they are a basketball team named the Ballin Order about to fight another team named The Elden Dunk. On The Elden Dunk team, the team members are Sir Gideon Ofnir The All-Dunker, Godfrey The First Dunker, The Fire Dunker, Threepoint Scourge Radahn, Godrick The Layup. Let the Ballin Order win
the story he wrote was this: In the world of The Lands Between, basketball was not just a sport, it was a way of life. Radagon of the Ballin' Order had been playing the game since he was a young boy, and he had always dreamed of leading his team to victory in the ultimate showdown against their arch-rivals, The Elden Dunk.
Radagon had assembled a team of some of the greatest players in the land. There was Morgott The Dunking King, whose skills in the air were unmatched; Malenia Baller of Miquella, whose precise shots always found the net; Renalla Queen of The Full Court, who could outrun any opponent; and Maliketh The Black Baller, whose strength and agility made him a force to be reckoned with.
As the two teams took to the court, the crowd roared with excitement. The Elden Dunk looked formidable, with their star players Sir Gideon Ofnir The All-Dunker, Godfrey The First Dunker, The Fire Dunker, Threepoint Scourge Radahn, and Godrick The Layup.
The game began, and it was intense from the very start. The Elden Dunk took an early lead, with Sir Gideon Ofnir soaring above the Ballin' Order defense to score a series of spectacular dunks. But Radagon and his team refused to give up. They fought back with all their might, each player using their unique talents to turn the tide of the game.
Morgott The Dunking King showed off his impressive aerial skills, launching himself high into the air to score basket after basket. Malenia Baller of Miquella made shot after shot with deadly precision, and Renalla Queen of The Full Court ran circles around her opponents, leaving them in the dust. Maliketh The Black Baller used his size and strength to overpower the Elden Dunk defense, slamming the ball through the hoop time and time again.
The game was tied with just seconds left on the clock. Radagon took the ball and dribbled past the Elden Dunk defenders, making his way towards the hoop. He leapt into the air, twisting and turning as he avoided the outstretched arms of the opposing team. With a final burst of energy, he slammed the ball through the hoop, and the crowd erupted into cheers.
The Ballin' Order had won, and Radagon lifted the championship trophy high above his head. The Elden Dunk team congratulated their opponents, and Radagon knew that this victory would be remembered for generations to come. The Ballin' Order had triumphed over their rivals, and they had done it with style and grace, proving that they were truly the greatest basketball team in The Lands Between.
i should have made them put fire giant broke his ankles man
@Knaverish more like fire giant shattered his ankle lol
“The Black baller”💀
Messmer opens every fight by dunking on you with a flaming exploding ball. It's literally the Chaos Dunk. All Messmer slander is actually an effort to protect the Lands Between from any Tarnished who might learn the forbidden Chaos Dunk technique from him... this is the true Prepare to Cry...
I hate the Elden Baller fight, why is the court so big if you can't bring the mascot?
”A championship is warranted with balling” -Godfrey, the first baller lord
"Radagon will never be bal-" **spits out food**
“F*** them kids.” -Marikael Jordan