The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - The Babelfish

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • A funny scene from the 2005 comedy sci-fi film "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" featuring Sam Rockwell, Zooey Deschanel, Mos Def, and Martin Freeman.
    The translating Fish.

Комментарии • 91

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 6 лет назад +137

    Screw Google Translate, I want to buy Babel Fish.

    • @DoktrDub
      @DoktrDub 4 года назад +3

      It will be available in about 5 years, the Ibabel

    • @markusmuller6173
      @markusmuller6173 4 года назад

      Scenes+Movies ruclips.net/p/PL7tB6qL0r-AY2Thil73z--961f-KPjNVc

    • @fckbweeb
      @fckbweeb 2 года назад +2

      real

  • @emeraldtabbycat148
    @emeraldtabbycat148 9 лет назад +291

    The part with the cow made me laugh so hard, I almost died.

    • @Unicronicorn
      @Unicronicorn 6 лет назад +2

      No you fucking didn't

    • @naturalist4life396
      @naturalist4life396 5 лет назад +8

      what did the cow even tell him that involved a heart symbol and the guy washing his hands?

    • @opensourceradionics
      @opensourceradionics 5 лет назад +12

      @@naturalist4life396 you're not old enough for such things

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 4 года назад +14

      @@opensourceradionics To put it in a way that isn't as "raunchy" as it probably is, apparently the cow enjoyed the farmer milking her, which lead to some unfortunate mental imagery for the farmer, making him essentially feel dirty inside and kind caused him to desperately clean his hands.

    • @markusmuller6173
      @markusmuller6173 4 года назад

      Scenes+Movies ruclips.net/p/PL7tB6qL0r-AY2Thil73z--961f-KPjNVc

  • @motts2roc
    @motts2roc 7 лет назад +22

    and he went on to prove black is white and died at the next zebra crossing

  • @alberthood6280
    @alberthood6280 7 лет назад

    OMG. The cow's reaction. ROFL.

  • @sageofsnake795
    @sageofsnake795 9 лет назад +173

    Just use the ring, Bilbo.

    • @wildreams
      @wildreams 7 лет назад +4

      No shit, Sherlock.

    • @BanilyaGorilya
      @BanilyaGorilya 6 лет назад +2

      +wildreams it's not a trifling matter.

  • @fieldy409
    @fieldy409 6 лет назад +73

    So the Babelfish literally talks shit.

  • @metachirality
    @metachirality 9 лет назад +122

    So basically it poops translations

    • @OneWeirdDude
      @OneWeirdDude 4 года назад +1

      And bees barf honey. Is that bad?

    • @markusmuller6173
      @markusmuller6173 4 года назад

      Scenes+Movies ruclips.net/p/PL7tB6qL0r-AY2Thil73z--961f-KPjNVc

  • @bart0nboy
    @bart0nboy 6 лет назад +101

    The practical upshot of which is that the lip movements of any creature speaking somehow match the language you understand

    • @tnerbtnerb5136
      @tnerbtnerb5136 6 лет назад +21

      Bart Plays Stuff As far as the host can tell, yes.
      Look man, a pan galactic symbiotic lifeform is litterally shitting universal lingual translations into your brain. Cut it some slack.
      :P

    • @CanIHasThisName
      @CanIHasThisName 5 месяцев назад

      You still hear the original language, you just understand it.

  • @isaacthewebcomiccreator9750
    @isaacthewebcomiccreator9750 3 года назад +65

    Is it my imagination, or does the Babel Fish look rather adorable, like a domesticated pet?

    • @ArtistTheArtist05
      @ArtistTheArtist05 Год назад +6

      It's got that Ugly-Cute thing about it.
      Like a slug

    • @ericsantana1184
      @ericsantana1184 Год назад +4

      I don't want a creature like that in my house besides I don't want it feeding off my brain wave energy

    • @bartmanfantanfart36
      @bartmanfantanfart36 Год назад

      ​@ericsantana1184 so you don't want a translator

    • @Lucky_Number113
      @Lucky_Number113 10 месяцев назад

      I agree!

    • @lindildeev5721
      @lindildeev5721 5 месяцев назад

      It's like Adiposes, they're cute but can be deadly.

  • @actiongamemaster8082
    @actiongamemaster8082 3 года назад +51

    With that fish, I could talk to animals just like Dr. Doolittle! this fish needs to exist in real life as our bilingual companion!

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 Год назад +5

      Are you crazy! The babel fish and it’s ability to translate all languages has caused more and bloodier wars than any thing else in the universe.

    • @actiongamemaster8082
      @actiongamemaster8082 Год назад

      @@jeremytung1632 it won't if it's used for good.

  • @fatmayo2293
    @fatmayo2293 11 месяцев назад +7

    Babel fish.
    The fun reference of this would be an opposite to the Tower of Babel, where mankind was given many languages to confuse themselves.
    Now,
    we have the Babelfish, that can translate anything, instantly said by anything, in any language.

  • @TheTattorack
    @TheTattorack 4 года назад +24

    The movie left out the best part of the Guide's entry. The part where it speaks about god. XD

    • @judefischer3821
      @judefischer3821 2 года назад +1

      It had it but in a lot of versions of it, it was removed

    • @markdibuo3756
      @markdibuo3756 2 года назад +1

      It’s a deleted scene that can be watched.

  • @rugerdern1554
    @rugerdern1554 8 лет назад +40

    LMAO 0:14-0:19. Those facial expressions are priceless 😆😆

  • @wingonn5153
    @wingonn5153 6 лет назад +29

    If the babel fish excretes the translated matrix from its but, isn't it backwards in his ear?

    • @curehimeproductions4031
      @curehimeproductions4031 6 лет назад +1

      Wing Onn No, it’s facing the way it should be.

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 4 года назад +2

      In the original show, the fish absorbed frequencies from the host through its mouth, from others through its tail, and then translated to the host telepathically.

  • @doxielain2231
    @doxielain2231 7 лет назад +67

    they took the nonexistence of god joke out?

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 7 лет назад +16

      Doxie Lain
      It's in a deleted scene.

    • @WoodMagnet2
      @WoodMagnet2 5 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/kyYS-GzBSIg/видео.html

    • @star_man
      @star_man 4 года назад +2

      Because of religiously conservative Americans.

    • @simplyhuman3982
      @simplyhuman3982 3 года назад +1

      @@star_man I'm American. Fuck those asshats. Give me my hilarity please.

  • @cxhxzz5679
    @cxhxzz5679 8 лет назад +26

    This would be sick Irl because it would translate foreign languages as well as animals

    • @Gehinom
      @Gehinom 7 лет назад

      Something similar has been made recently

    • @Gehinom
      @Gehinom 7 лет назад +6

      You can't put google translate in your head :P

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 7 лет назад +1

      google pixel buds and real time translation.

  • @BanilyaGorilya
    @BanilyaGorilya Год назад +4

    Came here after the new AntMan movie to check in on this. Drinking the ooze acts as a universal translator for alien languages just as the Babelfish had!

  • @simplyhuman3982
    @simplyhuman3982 3 года назад +6

    The BBC series was actually better.

    • @donZeriouS
      @donZeriouS Год назад +1

      Definitely. Although the special effects quality of the BBC television show is dated, the humor is better! I'll have to give it a try again to rewatch both the tv series and this feature movie.

    • @simplyhuman3982
      @simplyhuman3982 Год назад

      @@donZeriouS I actually love the movie but I wish it was a 3 part series.

    • @donZeriouS
      @donZeriouS Год назад

      @@simplyhuman3982 Most definitely!

  • @joeypavlov
    @joeypavlov 8 месяцев назад +2

    Bro not the cow with the love heart emoji😭😭😭😭

    • @joeypavlov
      @joeypavlov 8 месяцев назад +1

      The cow was like🐄😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥵😫🥵😫🥵😫🥵😫❤️❤️💞💞💞💕💕💕💕💘💘💖💖

  • @slappymouse
    @slappymouse 6 лет назад +17

    "Resistance
    is Useless" LOL the failed reference trope is good

    • @grathian
      @grathian 6 лет назад +8

      Except that Hitchhikers predates the Borg.

  • @hermannshulz770
    @hermannshulz770 8 месяцев назад +2

    Then that is an incorrect answer, if it’s something that can be easily replaced and is nothing but a common commodity like the babel fish then it’s not an artifact.

  • @flaggerify
    @flaggerify 5 лет назад +4

    TV show does it a lot better.

  • @alexanderx33
    @alexanderx33 Год назад +2

    "Ah but the babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it. It proves you exist and therefore you don't. QED"
    "Oh dear I hadn't thought of that" says god and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.

  • @CatSandwich69
    @CatSandwich69 Год назад +1

    It's 2006. I turn on the TV and I see a bizarre looking creature being forced inside someone's ear, causing them to have a hallucination of a guy milking a cow. I am extremely disturbed and that scene becomes lodged inside my head. For years I try in vain to find the scene which scared me so much and haunted my dreams. One day I rent this film after having read the book and there it is. Funny how something made for comedy could be so terrifying to a young child out of context.

  • @snakething87
    @snakething87 Год назад +1

    Kinda bummed they cut down the explanation. I love the part about the Babel fish proving god doesn’t exist by proving he does.

  • @TravisBrown42
    @TravisBrown42 2 года назад +1

    Today I just realized that he is definitly milking a bull. 😂😂😂

  • @sploshywaffles3981
    @sploshywaffles3981 5 лет назад +2

    I always thought that Ford would look kind of like Rick Astley

  • @gillianday4804
    @gillianday4804 4 года назад +1

    i would love that cute little guy in my ear

  • @Dumb-Comment
    @Dumb-Comment 4 года назад +1

    I was expecting him to say resistance is futile

  • @warthogs3098
    @warthogs3098 18 дней назад

    I used to have a babel fish. Poor fella died of hungry.

  • @DenisUspeshny
    @DenisUspeshny 2 месяца назад

    I need one

  • @davidmccoyjr8147
    @davidmccoyjr8147 Год назад

    0:55 resistance is useless!

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 3 года назад

    So he basically pulled a Khan.

  • @giovanni545
    @giovanni545 Год назад

    Revelation 14:12
    King James Version
    12 Here is the patience of the saints: here are they that keep the commandments of God, and the faith of Jesus.

  • @yeethittter1285
    @yeethittter1285 Год назад

    This scene seriously creeped me out when I saw it as a little kid. It's always been the single thing from this I distinctly remember. (I love the book tho)

  • @opensourceradionics
    @opensourceradionics 5 лет назад

    So with this fish everyone could theoretically understand the italian babel babel pipete papete pupete?

  • @phousefilms
    @phousefilms 5 лет назад

    The Babel Fish is so weird and so cool.

  • @hFactorial
    @hFactorial 3 года назад

    Maybe I can finally speak broke

  • @ULQUIORRASAMA4
    @ULQUIORRASAMA4 7 лет назад

    Martín Freeman 😱😱😱 solo curioseando un dulce de nombre pez Babel llegue a esto 😱😱😱😱

  • @waterflower5290
    @waterflower5290 7 лет назад

    What timestamp is this in the movie?

  • @christopher32074
    @christopher32074 6 лет назад

    0:47 I wonder why there are hands underneath a running faucet of hot water?

  • @gillianday4804
    @gillianday4804 6 лет назад

    I'm going to put that right in my ear

  • @Nightshift10000
    @Nightshift10000 6 лет назад

    0:44 EWWWWWWW

    • @rajvader
      @rajvader 6 лет назад +2

      Writer didn't know dairy cows... They're an estrous species. They only become sexually aroused when in heat... And, being hyperhormonal, when they come into heat, they are aroused by EVERYTHING. They'll jump on other cattle (regardless of age or gender), people, other species, inanimate objects... Seriously. For a day or two every few weeks, sweet ol' Bossie can be dangerously nuts. You do *NOT* need a Babel Fish to know what she's saying! Dairymen don't take it personally! It's a good thing she's pregnant most of the time and not cycling.
      And yeah. It is kinda' weird that cows mount as if they were bulls.

  • @raymondstpaul4913
    @raymondstpaul4913 6 лет назад

    One of the very few funny moments in the film.