Hitchhiker's Guide - Earth Destroyed and Guide Introduction (HD)

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  • @LinV24
    @LinV24 3 года назад +1670

    What a way to start a story, by first blowing up everything we know.

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 3 года назад +33

      "Am I a joke to you?" - Titan AE

    • @deanfranz
      @deanfranz 3 года назад +5

      @@kxmode Not saying Titan AE doesn't exist or that either is better...just praising HG2G is all, calm your tits.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 года назад +28

      Considering your Titan AE came after we were given the answer to life. 42
      Sit down 😂😂😂

    • @problems3485
      @problems3485 3 года назад +2

      @ShutEyeCinema I mean we didn’t know what it destroyed so not rly

    • @jamieolberding7731
      @jamieolberding7731 2 года назад +2

      @ShutEyeCinema Those Hostile Aliens had NO RIGHT to destroy a world full of innocent people!!! How would those so called Alien Demolisher's got their asses kicked by the Klingon Empire?!

  • @Patryc
    @Patryc 3 года назад +561

    one of the funniest zoom outs ever

    • @N0RZC
      @N0RZC 11 месяцев назад +2

      😂 ye

    • @jonathanstinson754
      @jonathanstinson754 6 месяцев назад +10

      I think Douglas Adams would approve in the humor of how the zoom out of the earth’s destruction was in this film.

    • @bigshrekhorner
      @bigshrekhorner 2 месяца назад +1

      @@jonathanstinson754 Ι mean, he did contribute a lot in this film before he died. Many jokes are probably his doing

  • @lego174
    @lego174 Год назад +327

    I love how goddamn anticlimactic the earth getting destroyed is, no big fireball consuming the earth or something, just a *poof*

    • @rw-xf4cb
      @rw-xf4cb 4 месяца назад +8

      more than I thought was expecting a small pop noise and it would be gone. I guess thats more MIB

    • @dominickeijzer5844
      @dominickeijzer5844 2 месяца назад +7

      It's not overwhelming, but it's not underwhelming. It's perfectly whelming.

    • @EldenRingplayer407
      @EldenRingplayer407 Месяц назад +1

      Apparently the weapons that destroyed Earth used implosions instead of explosions, so that’s why there’s a poof

  • @Mornaf1
    @Mornaf1 Год назад +600

    There was a terribly ghastly silence.
    There was a terribly ghastly noise.
    There was a terribly ghastly silence

    • @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102
      @TheLewistownTrainspotter8102 Год назад +59

      It's as if six billion voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

    • @orionsuniversepart2932
      @orionsuniversepart2932 Год назад +25

      The Vogon constructor fleet coasted away into the inky starry void.

    • @Dr-Weird
      @Dr-Weird 11 месяцев назад +18

      "WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE"
      God's Message to Marvin
      This broke me when I read it.

    • @Mornaf1
      @Mornaf1 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Dr-Weird "miserable little git. I'll miss him."

    • @Amber_Valentine
      @Amber_Valentine 7 месяцев назад +7

      Scariest planet destruction scene I ever see
      Literally nothing
      No explosion, no music, no glamour
      Billions died in the most unsignificant way

  • @Plunderkind
    @Plunderkind 11 месяцев назад +284

    The way they keep pummeling you with those orchestral hits as the camera pans back 30 times. Spot on sendup of a somewhat tired cinema trope.

    • @melissamarsh2219
      @melissamarsh2219 7 месяцев назад +15

      And then ends with a whimper, not a bang.

    • @Kazuo1G
      @Kazuo1G 6 месяцев назад +2

      Someone else counted 55 notes. XD

  • @slayerhk47
    @slayerhk47 3 года назад +469

    POV: it’s almost the end of 2020 and you’re waiting for the bypass commission to show up.

    • @t3ichtaucher
      @t3ichtaucher 2 года назад +27

      Honestly, by now the vogons would be doing us a favour

    • @trolly4233
      @trolly4233 Год назад +10

      our president looks like a vogon

    • @vasiliypupkin3239
      @vasiliypupkin3239 Год назад +4

      @@trolly4233Most of them do 😂

    • @RandyBaumery
      @RandyBaumery 4 месяца назад

      ​@@t3ichtaucherpoor little darling. It's 2024 and everyone made it.

    • @blairshort1098
      @blairshort1098 3 месяца назад

      Well, hindsight is usually twenty-twen...... never mind.

  • @Patryc
    @Patryc 3 года назад +455

    i love how arthur is in his bathrobe the entire movie

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 года назад +42

      “I was in a hurry” 😂🤦‍♂️

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 3 года назад +40

      well, that's how it happened in the book.

    • @llYossarian
      @llYossarian 2 года назад +42

      I'm pretty sure he's in his bathrobe for at least the first three books...

    • @axjagfilms
      @axjagfilms Год назад +7

      *Towel Armor*

    • @doopnamnam4275
      @doopnamnam4275 Год назад +10

      A. It's called a dressing gown.
      B. That's what makes him iconic.
      C. He where's it all of the other Hitchhikers guide media

  • @kyuucontinuum
    @kyuucontinuum 10 месяцев назад +83

    1:36 I was actually in the theater the weekend it premiered, and when the banjo started playing, you could hear all the OG fans gasping and then cheering. It took us all by surprise to hear the old TV theme start playing.

  • @Feyd01
    @Feyd01 2 года назад +1290

    There's a lot this film didn't do well, but there's also a lot they did very well. The Vogon's and the destruction of Earth were done brilliantly.

    • @Glorpusvideos
      @Glorpusvideos 2 года назад +82

      The movie definitely (as said about ever book movie) not as well as the book. But I think it was really good! Even the boring scenes like him falling out paperwork was funny.

    • @ElysiumCreator
      @ElysiumCreator 2 года назад +12

      @@Glorpusvideos Those are blue

    • @mekanikerpetersen4876
      @mekanikerpetersen4876 2 года назад +7

      Marvin!

    • @ProtoKun7
      @ProtoKun7 Год назад +36

      @@Glorpusvideos Strictly speaking the radio series was the original; it predated the books. Every adaptation has something different about it. The books differ, the TV series differed, the movie also differed a fair bit.

    • @Glorpusvideos
      @Glorpusvideos Год назад +1

      @@ProtoKun7 there was a radio series?!

  • @drummer2443
    @drummer2443 Год назад +246

    The way this scene is done has always stuck with me. Something about how efficiently and emotionless the vogons cary out the elimination of earth and human kind. Just another day at the office type of stuff. Pull up with the construction fleet, quick little courtesy speech, and then whoosh- billions of lives, every triumph and tribulation of humanity, and almost every trace of our existence extinguished in a few seconds. Now on with the movie... very surreal

    • @Felana1988
      @Felana1988 6 месяцев назад +1

      Perfectly said.

    • @perthpongtt
      @perthpongtt 6 месяцев назад

      Same here. And the banjo music also 😭

    • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
      @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 4 месяца назад +1

      "No sympathy at all."

    • @wxles
      @wxles 11 дней назад +1

      Ironically that’s what made this scene funny to me
      To humanity it was their last days the massacre of their species
      To the Vogons it was Tuesday

  • @nicholaspeters9919
    @nicholaspeters9919 4 месяца назад +61

    I remember going to school as Arthur Dent for a dress as a character School Spirit day. Showed up in pajamas, taped a “Don’t Panic” label on a book that I carried around, whole nine yards.
    Not a single one of the other students or teachers knew who I was dressed as.

    • @FoxSayLUL-tc8yq
      @FoxSayLUL-tc8yq 2 месяца назад +6

      Dude! I did the same thing. Working at a school. Barely anyone got it without me explaining it.
      It shocked me considering how Iconic I thought this series was.

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 2 месяца назад +2

      @@FoxSayLUL-tc8yq It probably didn’t help that it was a small town in Colorado in my case. In the early 2010s. When did you do it?

    • @QuestForFacts14
      @QuestForFacts14 Месяц назад

      I wouldn’t expect anyone to know at a school full of idiots.
      What?!
      This whole school is full of idiots…God

    • @stumillward3767
      @stumillward3767 Месяц назад +2

      Then you won! Fair play.

  • @133Nomad
    @133Nomad 3 года назад +299

    “Pathetic, bloody planet. Have no sympathy at all.”
    No. No we don’t.

    • @Juggernogger64
      @Juggernogger64 3 года назад

      Oh we do have sympathy, except for disgusting xeno's

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 года назад +54

      That quote was to rub the zoning commissions face in destroying Aurther’s house with the same limp bureaucratic “well there were plans and you were involved” bullshit

    • @eleanormunday2326
      @eleanormunday2326 3 года назад +7

      Sympathy for the rest of life on earth but NOT HUMANS!!!

    • @Mrcryptidsarereal
      @Mrcryptidsarereal 2 года назад +52

      You misheard the quote - he called us apathetic for not taking the time to go to Alpha Centauri to take down the demolition plans for our own planet

    • @kalaong
      @kalaong 2 года назад +35

      We put a man in space in 1961. This was supposed to happen in 2005. 44 years. We should have colonized the entire bloody star system by now. We were busy fighting over gasoline. "Apathetic bloody planet."

  • @NoobGyver
    @NoobGyver 3 года назад +562

    i love how there is just a very quiet sound of explosion, hardly any because its in space

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 года назад +24

      Lol 😂
      Truth
      All we herd was the air escaping into space. A small breeze lol
      And it didn’t take hell fire to destroy earth, just 1 unified pulse

    • @evenaskeladden
      @evenaskeladden 3 года назад +12

      Yeah, it was more of an implosion, actually.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 2 года назад +26

      In the book instead it described a terrible sound when the Earth got blown up.
      ... The fans of the books can kiss my shiny metal ass, I LIKE IT BETTER IN THE MOVE because it's subversive in a successful way, it's unique, and it kinda makes practical sense that the Vogon would like to get rid of planets in a quick and contained way instead of making a huge mess.

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 2 года назад +8

      @@DeepEye1994 "The world ended not with a bang. but with a whimper."

    • @Shakes-Off-Fear
      @Shakes-Off-Fear 2 года назад +16

      From the book;
      There was a terrible, ghastly silence
      There was a terrible, ghastly noise.
      There was a terribly, ghastly silence.

  • @dipabudiono1604
    @dipabudiono1604 4 года назад +552

    Everybody gansta until the green alien speaks enchantment table

    • @danielolortegui8422
      @danielolortegui8422 2 года назад +12

      I remember watching this in the theater BLAZED and this one scene made my heart pound and then when it blew up, so did my mind. I was like "WTF"

    • @RATSKETCHES
      @RATSKETCHES 9 месяцев назад +2

      0:51

  • @Voidvampy
    @Voidvampy 2 года назад +622

    This scene legitimately scared me as a child when I saw this film with my dad. There's something so goddamn terrifying about this colossal alien column looming over you, and then everything you know and love being destroyed without being able to do a thing about it

    • @rickrogan2355
      @rickrogan2355 Год назад +30

      Cosmic horror at its finest.

    • @vasiliypupkin3239
      @vasiliypupkin3239 Год назад +9

      Same shit happened to me with Titan A.E. when I was 5yo

    • @nottodisushttoagen1309
      @nottodisushttoagen1309 Год назад +20

      @@rickrogan2355 The most unknowable, inscrutable, capricious and uncaring force in the universe.
      Bureaucracy

    • @gracemcd.1950
      @gracemcd.1950 Год назад

      My sisters and I used to try and hold our breath until they got picked up

    • @nottodisushttoagen1309
      @nottodisushttoagen1309 Год назад +1

      @@gracemcd.1950 which is the worst possible thing you could do if blown out into space, instead of dying in seconds to a minute you'd die almost instantly.
      The best way to enhance your chances of survival in space is to EXHALE, all the air out of your lungs, not inhale.
      Titan AE and Event Horizon had it more accurate. But of course Hitchhiker's is a comedy and you can fly by throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 4 года назад +182

    I love the zoom out.

  • @monsterlair
    @monsterlair 4 года назад +850

    This film is criminally underrated.

    • @monsterlair
      @monsterlair 4 года назад +8

      @@clearintentions6182 Why the religious bullshit link?

    • @cakebear9534
      @cakebear9534 3 года назад +14

      @@clearintentions6182 Please get out.

    • @pinkninja1410
      @pinkninja1410 3 года назад +35

      This movie is one of the reasons I never trust ratings

    • @thehz8613
      @thehz8613 3 года назад +2

      @@monsterlair what did the guy said

    • @monsterlair
      @monsterlair 3 года назад +3

      @@thehz8613 It's not something that stuck in my mind.

  • @wingy200
    @wingy200 3 года назад +770

    1:36 Goosebumps. Every. Single. Time. That banjo just does something to me.

    • @robertlancaster8190
      @robertlancaster8190 2 года назад +40

      Music performed by the Eagles,
      Journey of the Sorcerer…

    • @torocat4911
      @torocat4911 2 года назад +17

      reminds me of the last of us

    • @SEARCHFLATEARTH
      @SEARCHFLATEARTH 2 года назад +12

      @@torocat4911 if you’re gay and you play that game

    • @torocat4911
      @torocat4911 2 года назад +21

      @@SEARCHFLATEARTH seeth

    • @throughthoroughthought8064
      @throughthoroughthought8064 2 года назад +2

      I would personally have added in a banjo solo to one out of every 7,892th movie I made. But this is how I would want it to be done!

  • @christiandominiclangreo5101
    @christiandominiclangreo5101 3 года назад +389

    I love how the old lady is fully aware of the whole situation but was like "hmm ok whatever" 0:43

    • @bandstem
      @bandstem 3 года назад +62

      Trivia: that old lady is Douglas Adam's mother.

    • @ktmad
      @ktmad 3 года назад +7

      Haha, i never really noticed that - hilarious

    • @DalekCaanOfSkaro
      @DalekCaanOfSkaro 3 года назад +25

      Have a pint and wait for all this to blow over...

    • @Patryc
      @Patryc 3 года назад +6

      when you’re old you simply don’t give a fuck

    • @eleanormunday2326
      @eleanormunday2326 3 года назад +5

      Loved hearing about that on the movie commentary

  • @SjoerdSoundz
    @SjoerdSoundz 3 года назад +168

    In this scene we are nothing more than a roadblock for a different advanced civilization. In this case a Tier 3 one with a severe lack of empathy.

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 3 года назад +25

      Just like a human clearing his path of weeds

    • @launcher3694
      @launcher3694 2 года назад

      But we aren’t really just a civilization either, since we’re supposedly the worlds most advanced supercomputer

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 2 года назад +20

      @@tahunuva4254 a pathetic field of grass. I have no sympathy at all

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 2 года назад +4

      @@philip8498 “Well that’s just not cricket.” - Grass

    • @Bowiiihowdy
      @Bowiiihowdy Год назад +17

      Ehh I'd say more of a tier 2. A tier 3 would probably just move us out of the way or wouldn't even need hyperspace routes

  • @Dang3rMouSe
    @Dang3rMouSe 3 года назад +530

    I saw this in theaters & that scene was so intense & awe inspiring. The theater was packed & there was total absolute silence when the earth exploded. No one was sipping their drink, digging for their snacks, nothing. Just everyone completely engrossed in the scene. It was amazing🌎💥👀
    If you ever get a chance to watch this movie in theaters do yourself a favor & see it.

    • @danielolortegui8422
      @danielolortegui8422 2 года назад +4

      Been there, done that. Definitely my favorite part of the movie. Also, the part where they all turn into yarn

    • @prltqdf9
      @prltqdf9 2 года назад

      It's a shitty movie that does absolutely no justice to the books.

    • @aaronsmall6532
      @aaronsmall6532 2 года назад

      @@prltqdf9 dude shut the fuck up its better than the books

    • @markusallen5634
      @markusallen5634 2 года назад +12

      @@prltqdf9 Yeah, but that's true about everything that's based on a comic, novel and video game. Look what happened in the new Resident Evil film, as well as the fact the both Game Of Thrones and The Walking Dead have veered so far off from the original story. You simply have to take it for what it is, enjoy it for what it is, and if you still don't like it, then don't watch it. For every 'one' person who hated this movie, there are ten people who loved it. Sure, it's good chance they didn't see the TV series and read the books, but the movie still follows the basic storyline and it's not half bad.

    • @ActuallyCPOS
      @ActuallyCPOS 2 года назад +10

      @@prltqdf9 I had a relative who complained about the same thing, but I pointed out it was Douglas Adams who did the script, and he modified it over the years for various formats (tv, radio, audiobooks)… yes, there is a lot of stuff like describing the Vogon ships “They hung in the air in exactly the same way bricks don’t” that I would’ve liked but then it would have been a 4 hour movie. Which I would have happily sat through, but you sometimes have to appreciate what you get. Or don’t, I don’t care. The Zaphod head out the neck thing was a bad choice, and I preferred the TV Marvin (he has a cameo, though) so those take it to a 3 star but the visuals were amazing and conveyed the story better than previously possible

  • @malbowz1257
    @malbowz1257 Год назад +223

    Remember watching this in theaters and this scene was easily the most memorable part of the movie. Just really well done. The way the camera pulls out demonstrates the mind boggling colossal nature of these machines on a planetary level. And the music perfectly captures the moment. My only gripe is that I wish the explosion was a little more.. eh substantial.

    • @batman-hv9wp
      @batman-hv9wp Год назад +80

      Well that’s the point, all of human history our entire existence everything we’ve done and then, boop gone

    • @drummer2443
      @drummer2443 Год назад +67

      I think the underwhelming explosion adds to the scene immensely. No fanfare, just a cold, emotionless whoosh and a few sparks. Bam- earth and humanity extinguished in seconds, now on with the movie

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Год назад +18

      With an implosion, there's much less space debris to collect before building the hyperspace bypass...

    • @TheJabbate1
      @TheJabbate1 Год назад +21

      That’s the theme to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series in a nutshell. The universe is the biggest awe inspiring anticlimax when you get right down to it.

    • @istoppedcaring6209
      @istoppedcaring6209 Год назад +15

      I would argue that makes it better, they don't care, it isn't an event to them, it's just a demolition job, another tuesday

  • @bandstem
    @bandstem 3 года назад +40

    0:44 Say hello to Douglas Adam's mother.

    • @bigshrek2324
      @bigshrek2324 2 года назад

      is this real

    • @bandstem
      @bandstem 2 года назад +3

      @@bigshrek2324
      Yes, she is.

    • @sollew7434
      @sollew7434 2 года назад +2

      And goodbye at the same time.

    • @NukedKnight
      @NukedKnight 3 месяца назад

      @@sollew7434 "so long and thanks for all the fish" even?

  • @diegolucano3354
    @diegolucano3354 3 года назад +40

    1:13 lmao there’s just this one plane that’s like, “oh crap that’s big”

  • @johnbiggscr
    @johnbiggscr Год назад +25

    Loved that they kept the theme tune for the film. Awesome choice.

  • @masterskrain2630
    @masterskrain2630 4 года назад +107

    @ 1:37 people in the audience when I watched it in the theater began to cheer when we heard the banjo...

    • @ppjeje929
      @ppjeje929 3 года назад

      Why

    • @HappyCynic
      @HappyCynic 3 года назад +16

      @@ppjeje929 It's from the Radio/TV show.

    • @thebl4ckd0g
      @thebl4ckd0g 3 года назад +9

      @@ppjeje929 If you grew up in the 80's, were a fan of Sci-Fi, trust me. you'd know. :)

    • @ppjeje929
      @ppjeje929 3 года назад +1

      @@HappyCynic ahhhhhh

    • @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886
      @ahmedshaharyarejaz9886 3 года назад +6

      It is really a great soundtrack. You British are some of the very best in producing movies and entertainment.

  • @cliffjones4683
    @cliffjones4683 3 года назад +91

    When I was young, my dad had a TV with surround sound system! When the Volgons destroy the earth, the stereo system made such a fantastic sound! It was really cool!

  • @andrealee8561
    @andrealee8561 3 года назад +69

    Mos def is underated as a actor. I love him

    • @T3Daioh2003Azumanga
      @T3Daioh2003Azumanga 2 года назад +1

      He got to demonstrate a force feed Guantonomo Bay style through the nose.

    • @danielolortegui8422
      @danielolortegui8422 2 года назад +7

      He's a pretty good friend to be sharing all that beer with everyone. What makes him an even better friend is all that beer was originally supposed to be for him and Arthur

    • @StuziCamis
      @StuziCamis 7 месяцев назад +1

      Most definitely

    • @andrealee8561
      @andrealee8561 7 месяцев назад

      Something the Lord made
      It's on Max based on a true story that was one of my favorite roles of his

  • @weeweefeet4030
    @weeweefeet4030 Год назад +57

    I love the banjo music. I wish they would’ve written an entire single for the movie.

    • @Plathismo
      @Plathismo Год назад +17

      That's an arrangement of a song by the Eagles called "Journey of the Sorcerer." It was used in the BBC TV version of the story so the filmmakers tip their hat to it here.

    • @Yetaxa
      @Yetaxa Год назад +4

      @@Plathismo it was used, unaltered, in the original radio series

  • @davida2755
    @davida2755 3 года назад +36

    The real purpose of starlink.

  • @StarGateSG7
    @StarGateSG7 2 года назад +12

    As a bit of trivia, the UNDERTONES of the music are actually part of the JAMES BOND THEME! It's bit of a Director's nod to another great British work of art! PLUS this Guide to Galaxy shows a FOLDING e-SCREEN tablet/smartphone devive that pre-dates the modern folding screen by almost 15 years!
    I guess Samsung, LG, Sony, Microsoft, Apple and others took inspiration for folding screens from this Movie plot device!
    V

  • @bigmike9947
    @bigmike9947 4 года назад +45

    We pretty much already have this version of the Guide, we could've made a fully functional 80's version of the Guide, but now we basically have this version in the form of folding phones like the Galaxy Fold, Z Flip, Z Fold 2, Razr, Razr 2, etc.

    • @averagefez
      @averagefez 2 года назад +8

      Yes, but none of those are slightly cheaper, nor do they have the words "DON'T PANIC" printed in large friendly letters

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 2 года назад +2

      That would be an awesome phone cover

    • @ProtoKun7
      @ProtoKun7 Год назад +1

      The '80s version remains my favourite.

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 3 месяца назад

      I still dont trust the durability of folding screens. One unfolding screen is still plenty.

  • @SofaKing401
    @SofaKing401 Год назад +22

    I only watched this movie once as a kid. Jesus I forgot how wonderful this movie begins. It's so hard to feel genuine wonder when watching movies now adays.

  • @arlen_95
    @arlen_95 2 года назад +135

    I was 10 when this film came out and it was so influential on every aspect of the person I became. From my sense of humor, to my ability to laugh in face of adversity, to my outlook on life, the universe, and everything.

    • @joemamajoastar8708
      @joemamajoastar8708 2 года назад +5

      Glad I'm not the only one.

    • @joshuamccarroll2188
      @joshuamccarroll2188 Год назад +3

      My Dad hooked me by telling me the answer to life, the universe and everything is 42.

    • @vladimirlestrad3120
      @vladimirlestrad3120 Год назад

      The Jackie Robinson number.

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 11 месяцев назад

      You might like the books that came before it, or the radio series that was the original.

  • @SodiumWage
    @SodiumWage 3 месяца назад +4

    I'm so tired of internet people saying this movie isn't that great. The whole movie is hilarious and is a wonderful tribute to Adams ans his great books.

  • @nobleman9393
    @nobleman9393 10 месяцев назад +5

    0:50 The Prime Minister of Israel be like

    • @AlaLucille-4ever
      @AlaLucille-4ever 9 дней назад

      The President of Russia can be like this too

  • @Alamancıözkan
    @Alamancıözkan 2 года назад +9

    There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now

  • @starbound03
    @starbound03 11 месяцев назад +29

    I watched this as a kid, long before I knew it was ever a book. I havent read the book yet, but this has always been one of my family's favorite movies, and I love it for what it is, regardless of how well it adapted its source material. On its own, its such a good movie.

    • @MaximeDeClercq
      @MaximeDeClercq 10 месяцев назад +1

      If you haven't yet, I can highly recommend the book though there are several variations. The movie is an excellent summary of the first 3 books but missing some of the more funny and interesting quirks.

    • @starbound03
      @starbound03 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@MaximeDeClercq I think I will

    • @hotelmario510
      @hotelmario510 8 месяцев назад

      It was a radio drama before it was ever a book!

    • @movielover828
      @movielover828 6 месяцев назад

      Me too. I watched that film countless times as a teenager, and it became one of my favorite movies of all time.👍🏻

  • @subverter1.188
    @subverter1.188 2 года назад +15

    1:01 I like how they had to do that since people cannot for what reason understand scaling they think its much smaller hence why flat earthers operate at such low volume

  • @mossy642
    @mossy642 3 года назад +25

    That music was my childhood.
    I bought it as a single on Vinyl.

  • @t.mitchell9135
    @t.mitchell9135 2 года назад +9

    “We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge.
    In fealty to the God-Emperor (our undying Lord) and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris.
    I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion.
    May Imperial Justice account in all balance.
    The Emperor Protects."

  • @Wherethehellarewegoing
    @Wherethehellarewegoing Год назад +15

    I saw this in the cinema. I was aware of the book but had never read it. I thought it was one of the funniest damn films I'd ever seen! Shame it never got a sequel

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 11 месяцев назад +2

      There's even a radio series, which came before the book.

    • @Jon_Fury
      @Jon_Fury Месяц назад +1

      Tbf if it got a sequel they would have found some way to screw it up

    • @Wherethehellarewegoing
      @Wherethehellarewegoing Месяц назад

      @@Jon_Fury haha no doubf

  • @madvulcan8964
    @madvulcan8964 2 года назад +7

    Carl Sagan: Everything you have knew and everyone you ever known and loved that ever existence all lived on that blue dot.
    Douglas Adams: 1:27

  • @Jaka.Ellinsworth
    @Jaka.Ellinsworth 2 года назад +5

    when you feeling sh*tty, remember the planet Earth was once destroyed just because they are in the way of an interstellar toll road project.

  • @Octofox01
    @Octofox01 Год назад +3

    0:03 marvin the martian making an announcement to everyone that he is about to blow up earth

  • @Physhi
    @Physhi 2 года назад +75

    Stephen Frys delivery is just on fleek. I love that man.

    • @Hellwyck
      @Hellwyck Год назад +4

      "On fleek", are you 6?

    • @stellarkin1232
      @stellarkin1232 Год назад +6

      ​@@Hellwycki think the more childish thing is getting your nickers in a twist over a harmless phrase tbh

    • @AtheAetheling
      @AtheAetheling 11 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@stellarkin1232nah, the phrase is bloody awful.

  • @frglee
    @frglee Год назад +10

    I think the very best version of the HHGTTG is the one it was written for - the BBC Radio 4 version in half hour episodes with the help of the BBC Radiophonic Workshop. Even in the late 1970s FM sound radio smashed this one out of the ballpark, from 1980 on, being one of the first radio shows to be mixed into four-channel Dolby Surround Sound. The books, films, cassette versions, cds, stageplays, games, comic books, tv version, dvds, film and towel came later.

    • @PGHEngineer
      @PGHEngineer 11 месяцев назад

      Yes, I heard it on Radio 4 when it came out and was spellbound. Having it all fleshed out on screen was never as good as the original radio series. I had the radio series on CD and used to play it to my kids on the way to school - they loved it, and also preferred it to the movie.

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 11 месяцев назад +1

      the towel is clearly the best way to read the series

  • @Packguardian_gacha8684
    @Packguardian_gacha8684 3 года назад +15

    Huh, well that wasn’t so bad. I was expecting a painful firey explosion but that was quite painless.

    • @birdman7248
      @birdman7248 2 года назад +1

      That's really not what would happen if the earth would be destroyed, there would be no fire nor explosion

    • @AndrewGivens
      @AndrewGivens Год назад +5

      @@birdman7248 Oh are you an expert on Vogon Planetary Demolition Techniques now, are you?
      Why don't you tell me what this weekend's Lotto numbers are going to be while you're at it why not.

  • @JoshLin17
    @JoshLin17 3 года назад +11

    Oh my god, you mean we CAN’t simply throw nukes and F/A 18 Super Hornets at a super powerful race of aliens hell-bent on destroying Earth? Oh the horror!

    • @pablotomasllodra4423
      @pablotomasllodra4423 2 года назад +6

      This is a comedy, not a military themed movie.

    • @Zoie3x8
      @Zoie3x8 2 года назад

      Well, the americans would certainly try. XD

    • @jamesxiaolong2199
      @jamesxiaolong2199 2 года назад +1

      Who said they had time to get those weapons in the air?

    • @levthemapperxd
      @levthemapperxd Год назад

      These are advanced aliens. Not to mention that they did this in an extremely quick amount of time. Think smarter, dumbass.

  • @donovanulrich348
    @donovanulrich348 3 года назад +13

    I’m with this dude 😂😂😂😂🤷‍♂️
    0:43 - 0:44
    Fuck it. Why die tired? Imma finish my newspaper

  • @shavoshaco2402
    @shavoshaco2402 8 месяцев назад +2

    What if there is a local community center in alpha centauri and we're literally so unadvanced we're basically bugs to these aliens

    • @clarypangan1193
      @clarypangan1193 6 месяцев назад +1

      depends. i mean bugs are advanced in chemical communication. our language in contrast is notoriously imprecise and full of inadequate labels for expressing a lot of what we want to express.

  • @williamn7579
    @williamn7579 Год назад +15

    One of my favorites as a kid. I loved it beginning to end. So many quotable lines but no one understands what im referencing. Would very much like to see a sequel or something but please, no remakes. This was perfect for me.

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 11 месяцев назад +1

      You might also like the books that came before it, or the original radio series.

    • @williamn7579
      @williamn7579 11 месяцев назад

      @@SimonClarkstone I've read the book with the same title but there's another I forgot the name of. Something like 'diner at the end of the universe'?

    • @PRH123
      @PRH123 10 месяцев назад +1

      42 :)

  • @quinndelcarmen1384
    @quinndelcarmen1384 11 месяцев назад +4

    Finally a movie where the earth will get blown up in the next 5 minutes and someone gives good advice for what to do. I wouldn't cover my head with a paper bag but i would definitely lie down, listen to music and relax instead of running around screaming like a headless chicken, which would be waste of 5 minutes

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002 Год назад +6

    This is Mos Def-initely one of my favorite movies

  • @maineoutdoorsman677
    @maineoutdoorsman677 Год назад +3

    I pray that the hitch hikers guide is true an when we die we go to a different plants ,where we can travel to many different worlds ,
    Don't panic

  • @jessiebeck8891
    @jessiebeck8891 6 месяцев назад +1

    Who would've thought Vogon spacecraft would be so gigantic?

  • @michaeldwyer2244
    @michaeldwyer2244 4 года назад +26

    0:29 Those poor sheep

    • @KsparMolecule
      @KsparMolecule 3 года назад +3

      Funny and not funny at the same time

    • @ryanhayes5911
      @ryanhayes5911 3 года назад

      No animals were harmed in this movie

  • @pabloexpulsado
    @pabloexpulsado 2 года назад +6

    The zoom out score always reminds me of Mars: Bringer of war

  • @Shadowkey392
    @Shadowkey392 3 года назад +13

    This movie is awesome.

  • @chucklestheClock1
    @chucklestheClock1 3 года назад +8

    This scene has no right being so funny

  • @mrprotheroe4981
    @mrprotheroe4981 3 года назад +20

    the way we zoom out from England to the planet, and see earth get destroyed was just awesome

  • @marshmallowbudgie
    @marshmallowbudgie 2 года назад +5

    this is how Gravitals say "hello"

    • @timcreations8059
      @timcreations8059 7 месяцев назад

      The Gravitals.☠

    • @RATSKETCHES
      @RATSKETCHES 4 месяца назад +1

      You mean the Gravitals from All Tommorows

  • @Mickey-cc6ye
    @Mickey-cc6ye Год назад +2

    the "hamburger meme" parody of Taipei 101 is retired

  • @bonifackener8026
    @bonifackener8026 3 года назад +5

    Who's here, because of the monoliths?

  • @Kawayoporu
    @Kawayoporu 2 года назад +3

    I see England, then Rio, but what is that last city at 0:28?

  • @Memezuii
    @Memezuii 2 года назад +4

    I like the new design of the book, but to be honest I wish they kept the wireframe from the TV show.

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac Год назад +1

    if we got off world in enough numbers, the rest of the civilized universe is screwed. Aliens crashing in BanjoTown I mean Earth.. tough tamales.. Hordes of space barbarian apes swarming across the galaxy and parts beyond to pillage, plunder, and procreate.. ya done goofed, son.

  • @muscle_museum1
    @muscle_museum1 3 года назад +5

    gotta say, that is not what i expected the vogons to look like.

  • @samsonlozano5757
    @samsonlozano5757 3 месяца назад +1

    IMO it would’ve been better if they had a few more seconds of silence with wind howling before the guitar started playing

  • @stephendoherty8291
    @stephendoherty8291 11 месяцев назад +1

    The vogons also can't accept these humans haven't invented interstellar transfer to visit the the local planning office. It's even a local one just nearby on alpha centauri.

  • @sharpnova2
    @sharpnova2 2 года назад +1

    6.7 on imdb.. no sequel.. etc.
    any vogons around to take me off this shitty planet where people don't recognize greatness?

  • @Potatoswimmer
    @Potatoswimmer Год назад +1

    Bureaucracy explained in less than 4 minutes.

  • @stoplookingatthisyougleepy
    @stoplookingatthisyougleepy Год назад +2

    I felt sad for the people on earth after reading the first book…. My stupid empathetic brain

  • @josephbritt6890
    @josephbritt6890 Год назад +1

    Music sounds like from James bond

  • @Supermartu64
    @Supermartu64 Год назад +1

    I mean he is right...they did tell us about the demolition i don't know why people react like that

  • @ekabooom
    @ekabooom 3 года назад +14

    I'm here cause of the monolith recent news. I love this movie so much but I'm back here to watch the scene before the earth got destroyed. Then with the monolith news. It reminded me of this film. What if the monoliths were planted on earth for this? Idk.

    • @KillerofGods
      @KillerofGods 3 года назад

      Monolith news?

    • @ekabooom
      @ekabooom 3 года назад

      Uh yeah. Check out the news bout Monoliths around the world

  • @szymonbober2280
    @szymonbober2280 10 месяцев назад +2

    Towel Day is celebrated every year on 25 May as a tribute to the author Douglas Adams by his fans. On this day, fans openly carry a towel with them, as described in Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, to demonstrate their appreciation for the books and the author.

    • @ForceMaximus84
      @ForceMaximus84 8 месяцев назад

      May 25th is the same day Star Wars and Alien premiered in 1977 and 1979, respectively.

  • @rosskerr1439
    @rosskerr1439 Год назад +1

    “God, I don’t know… Apathetic bloody planet… I’ve no sympathy at all. … You may fire when ready.”

  • @jimmysealofapproval8480
    @jimmysealofapproval8480 3 года назад +3

    Literally every book novel epic since 1960s has been geared towards alsheimer grungey know it all father figures who have crum bumbled everything....

  • @latenightlogic
    @latenightlogic 11 месяцев назад +1

    One of the most disappointing films I’ve ever seen.

  • @haslindalatif8946
    @haslindalatif8946 4 года назад +19

    what if human technology grows faster than aliens

    • @awesomefan935
      @awesomefan935 4 года назад +4

      Well that depends on your opinion of the term “alien” God is technically an alien and he created everything, we will never be more advanced than him. But if your referring to another species from another planet with similar plans to build vehicles to cross the galaxy, if we see alien ships, we lose but if we get to their planet first, we win but that’s assuming another species like us exists

    • @tea-sus8722
      @tea-sus8722 3 года назад +9

      Well then we'll make it to the planning office in alpha centari, wouldn't we?

    • @horizonhunter2247
      @horizonhunter2247 3 года назад +1

      @@awesomefan935 there is no god or any religion nonsense

    • @IwinMahWay
      @IwinMahWay Год назад

      Replace earth with an alien planet in this scene.

    • @greatcoldemptiness
      @greatcoldemptiness Год назад +2

      @@horizonhunter2247 reddit tier atheist cringe

  • @tomedy_official
    @tomedy_official Год назад +2

    The strangest most how they were able to build a new Earth again from the Ground Up, and bring the very same life they were on it back to the way they were.

  • @Mooproxy
    @Mooproxy 2 года назад +2

    There are a great many things this movie got completely and utterly wrong, but the opening theme music is not one of them.

  • @jimmysealofapproval8480
    @jimmysealofapproval8480 3 года назад +3

    Boris Johnson looking worse nowadays

  • @eliseenkoivan
    @eliseenkoivan Год назад +2

    I love that he has a british accent. Very immersiveXD

  • @quillquickcard8824
    @quillquickcard8824 Год назад +1

    And somewhere, everywhere, always... the Raven is watching.

  • @noahmay7708
    @noahmay7708 2 года назад +4

    Gotta love the James Bond banjo

  • @bennylloyd-willner9667
    @bennylloyd-willner9667 Год назад +7

    "Who is this God person anyway?" - Stephen must have written the intro himself 😁

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 11 месяцев назад +2

      That was in the original radio series and in the books too.

    • @bennylloyd-willner9667
      @bennylloyd-willner9667 11 месяцев назад

      @@SimonClarkstone DA and SF must be soulmates then 😁, love them both ❤️

  • @ESowder24
    @ESowder24 Год назад +3

    Actually listing to the audio book now for first time

  • @where2nextbuddy
    @where2nextbuddy 3 года назад +10

    around 1:12 there's an aeroplane, wonder what the passengers were thinking.

  • @vlaim3087
    @vlaim3087 2 года назад +1

    Good idea, Mr Musk to develop Starlink;))

  • @Mickey-cc6ye
    @Mickey-cc6ye Год назад +1

    🇭🇰.

  • @Mickey-cc6ye
    @Mickey-cc6ye Год назад +1

    WAIT A MINUTE THAT IS NOT 🇭🇰 THAT IS 🇹🇼!

  • @Jacob-Simonsen
    @Jacob-Simonsen Год назад +1

    I don't know why the destroyer reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson.

  • @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo
    @ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo 4 месяца назад +1

    This scene is so great in so many ways.
    It's true to the book, with the Vogon's speech.
    It's funny, and macabre.
    It's also terrifying, with the zoom out.
    It's also awe inspiring, with the zoom out.
    And then the banjo + the Guide's introduction.
    Awe. It puts me in awe, and makes me cry. Just so fucking good.

  • @Mickey-cc6ye
    @Mickey-cc6ye Год назад +1

    Is that taiwan

  • @godzilla964
    @godzilla964 Год назад +1

    I'd rather this be the end of the world.

  • @yodaz101
    @yodaz101 19 дней назад

    I remember this thing 1980 I think
    There was a book before..... BBC...
    Voghn poetry....Funny.

  • @KsparMolecule
    @KsparMolecule 3 года назад +4

    Anyone knows the soundtrack comes in at 1:36?

    • @ern45009
      @ern45009 3 года назад +7

      Journey of the sorcerer

    • @diegolucano3354
      @diegolucano3354 3 года назад

      By the Eagles
      Although this ones a cover to avoid paying for the original in the film

  • @tubatoucan
    @tubatoucan 3 года назад +3

    This is how an alien invasion will probably go.