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its ok pookie
I love you baby 0///0
Squonk
it's okey :3
It's okay, take your time man
Pokemon Uranium is actually a real fangame. It’s as edgy as it sounds.
sadly nintendo just had to fuck it over
@@kosta22024 What happened? Their usual shtick?
Pokemon Clover is better.
@@purplepeak8575 at least Pokemon Clover knows what it is and leans into the fact that it’s just a glorified shitpost.
@@deadlydingus1138 It is and absolutely worth a playthrough.
Pokémon Uranium is actually goated
9:23 chill bro, he paid for his ticket
Fun fact: in the "all the dogs go to heaven 2" Wikipedia, there used to have a text that said "gordon freeman dies" at the end of the page, because in the RUclips series "half life but the AI is self-aware" the character ne "Benrey" made a joke where he was editing the Wikipedia article to put that gordon freeman died, now, the text is gone and you can't edit the article anymore
Wikipedia, the free online encyclopedia that NOBODY will EVER edit again!
bro i remember this
It said it was locked only until July 2022, no?
That's stupid, I vividly remember Gordon dying at the end
Also obligatory "Hello, Gordon!"
Look Gordon, ropes!
Chez the type of guy to say “I’m sorry our star signs aren’t compatible”
SHUT UP YOU ARE SO WRONG
@@chezitoostop lying cheese wheel
squonk
@@chezitoo you can't hide the allegations bud, it's over
@@chezitoo it's joever pal
"ur fat"
"no i'm male pregnant'
Fortnite reference?
Rule 34 reference?
mpreg 😊
@@silverdrag0n_ Is absolutely disgusting
@@end__me no, u
pokemon uranium is genuinely fun, and there's a dedicated community for trading and battling online
I think I like it as much as official Pokémon games. And it has a special place in my heart because it’s one of the things that my partner and I bonded over when we first met.
Its pokemon but you live in brazil
FYI: The lobster war was a dispute between France and Brazil over the fishing of lobsters over the coasts of the latter.
It started as a simple argument between French fishermen and Brazilian coastguard that degenerated to the point of the two countries’ spokesmen arguing whether lobsters walk or swim, since if they walked they wouldn’t be fish and the French would have bo rights to take pieces of land from Brazilian territory.
JFK Reloaded was less of a game and more of a simulator with incredibly realistic bullet physics to attempt to prove that the shot the sniper who assassinated JFK made was actually possible, shutting down conspiracy theories.
That's actually really interesting tbh
Thank you for sharing :D
@@captainoftheorangejuice of course I love sharing silly fun facts :3 if you wanna know more about controversial games such as this I recommend wendigoons video on the controversial and disturbing game iceberg. It's a little mature but has a lot of interesting games in it :D
Funny thing is it did the exact opposite lol
and it didn´t work, no one ever managed to recreate what supposedly happened that day ingame
Nah not the JFK reloaded 💀💀💀
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I wanna see the EBay listings video now
beefy reference
2:57 HOW IS IT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO MISPRONOUNCE THAT SO BADLY
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I pronounce Blåhaj the same way... Damn...
@@RubyChocoCookie .
Blar-Harj is the only good way to pronounce it. I don't care that it isn't pronounced that way, it sounds better.
I watched a let's play of Pokemon Uranium years ago, it honestly was pretty good from what I remember
7:56 Piss Christ is a real thing, and it caused a major uproar and debate about what could be considered artwork back when it debuted. I had to learn this in college. The guy who made it literally did it as a middle finger to 'modern art' exhibits because you had to bend over backward to get your work submitted and approved for an exhibit + be a big wig member of society + make respectable art (think Judeo/Christian paintings).
If they can learn that in college, why not in Preschool, High school, middle and elementary school?
0:16 As a hungarian, I genuinely have never heard that people called it that lmao
Probably because you're too young...
8:58
Fun Fact:In south america (more specifically chile) there is a Energy drink called "Tula" Which is a Slang word for the dicc
Ive heard of Tula! Its memed a fuck ton!
Ok but there's a city in Russia named Tula 😵💫
wikipedia is a modern work of art
Speaking of Lasagna Cat, there’s also a segment where a girl GIVES BIRTH IN A SCHOOL TOILET AND JUST. LEAVES THE NEWBORN THERE IN THE TOILET
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relatable
Chez got a 4th guy on the call, now his group is at risk of fire from the Weezer gun
4:03 Cass did NOT need to spit bars right there but he did.
Love vermin supreme, “remember a vote for me is a vote completely thrown away”
8:33
Dawg, give me two days prep time and a picture of a blue pikmin, I'd win. Don't even get me started on if using phones is allowed.
what
Yes you read this, no I'm not on drugs. Would you like to read it again?
At the time of writing this comment, no one has finished the video if they watched the whole thing on regular speed.
I just finished. In two meanings 😏
I knew about Vermin Supreme
I actually played quite a bit of JGK reloaded a while back. Quite the interesting experience.
Nuclear pasta actually exists and it's the matter that is protecting the center of a neutron star
And it was that name bc it's based of pure neutrons and bc it looks like pasta
Four people finding out about Easter European memes:
people dying to vending machines is crazy😭😭
Fr it’s insane that that happens so often… I mean, if one falls on you, that’s probably deadly but how do so many people manage to tip them over??
FYI: As an Irish person our favourite dolphin Fungie has been missing for 2 or 3 years
I had a schoolbook that mentioned him. This was before he was misssing of course
Just info you need to know;
1. Pepsiman is a real mascot from the 90's. There even is a video game.
2. Yes there are devices that make women pee standing up (source; me working at Walmart in Sporting Goods)
3. A Whipping boy is a real thing. There is a kids chapter book called the Whipping Boy
4. "De Fuhers Face"is a real Disney WWII propaganda cartoon
5. Squonk
The second one does sound kinda practical for when you go camping or something tho
8:43 🤨chez...what is up there
It's a definition of "Moe anthropomorphism". I'll let you look it up.
0:34 the fact that there’s enough sus content of Overwatch to even make an article about it is extremely concerning
Does anyone remember "chicken powered nuclear bomb"
Blahaj is not a transgender icon, my husband is not transgender and he has one
blåhaj is a transgender icon, very popular with transgenderians
Sorry but it is, it has been decreed by the Council
it still is
@grapeyv I have news for you
The machine elf is literally the fear and hunger 2 final boss
The best almost-12 minute video i have ever watched in my life
“Fart Proudly.” -idk who it was
SEI ITALIANO? Sto trovando troppi Italiani ultimamente su internet, fa quasi strano. (Non che mi lamenti)
I never seen these type of Wiki articles with blue texts with funny stuff next to them. Where are they found?
8:21 One time I found that by accident when I was looking for stuff on Wikipedia (I think the Logo or release date) of Atari's Pong.
11:26 that word has another meaning on my country and it's not very “bonito” 💀
Chez is the type of guy to get an idea and say "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" to his friends
Blahaj is actually pronounced “blow-high”
there's like a wikipedia page for everything lmfao
10:39 why is astolfo at the top
I noticed that too
For a second I almost shat my pants when I realized that my country named a damn jam 'Hitlerszalonna'
Like damn, wasn't the war enouhg?
in polish it translates to "hitler crazy" and "crazy" is in the female form for some reason.
6:07 I wonder if someone could pause the video right before Chez says that you can't do that, get arrested, and then use the fact they didn't warn them earlier as a testament in court?
Chez watchers can like this comment.
0:45 You called?
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5:25 me fr
no you don’t understand there’s a whole ass gas station+food court named after Barack Obama in Moneygall it’s insane
I edge all the time
Took me 7 minutes to notice its named funny mugshots
Please play poppy playtime chapter three
3:03 BLAHAJ MY BELOVED
BLAHAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
@@Jessicadoesstuff I'm so sorry, I disrespected him! I did not intend to.
I uploaded an apology video to the Blahaj community
And yes, mine is pink. Her name is Rosa 😊
@@BRIANNA_00 i didnt see anything disrespectful but i love rosa :D
i own two normal ones :3 (one small one full size)
0:51 наш
Squonk me up bud, or don't at all.. [that sounds weird]
7:15 dam i didnt know techno caused a war irl
Ive played the entire s*× with hilter franchise... and god was i intrigued, not just me, my lolipop were stretching out, i couldnt resist a promise such as that
Lore: ur the dude, u didnt take one to the brain but tried going at argentina, u have german officer who help u (theres levels) then u got soviet soilder (apparently her husbant surrendered to gérmany) who tries bringing u to ussr hq
U got the american one who tries the same but with a trench gun
Then japanese one who takes u to asia
2nd game: u are in coma u must well, beat the meat to cook it (rare, medium, well done or whatever) and u have to learn very new mechanics, (the allignment had me cornered on the 4th level) u have japanese soilder u can talk to after beating sublevel 3, u get... well lets just leave it at the game, anyway 2nd level: ussr soilder, same thing as level 1 but buffed hp, lvl 3, italian one is well, lets say mucked up, she cheated on furher and now u want revenge, u can learn more in the game, anyway 4th and 5th level nothing too mcuh u got american soilder again and blah blah blah
Ww2 edition:
3d, theres a soviet i think spy who well makes u do man stuff the thing is, gameplay u dont know where ur objective is, on top, you are spammed soilders on (gl with draling with that), anyway nothing too special
Anyway 2069 edition
Let's leave this question unanswered.....
The wikipedia page on death during consensual sex is crazy
"In 2020, a 35-year-old man collapsed and died in the company of a prostitute in Phalombe, Malawi. Local police, and later the general practitioner of the nearby Migowi health centre examined his body, and determined the cause of death to be 'excessive orgasm which caused blood vessels in the brain to rupture'. Police said the sex worker would not be prosecuted, because she 'committed no crime by being too sweet for the man'"
"In 2013, a man and woman in Zimbabwe were having sex outdoors when they were attacked by a lion; the woman died."
"In 2018, a 29-year-old prostitute died in Saint Petersburg, Russia, after choking on a condom while performing fellatio on a man. The condom slipped off the client during the act and blocked the prostitute's airways."
Hey Chez, speaking of Wikipedia and cursed, have you heard of the 2015 Neelix incident?
IN CHILE (my country) THEY SELL AMONG US NUGGIES BRO, FOR THEIR ADDS THEY SENT 1 TO SPACE BRO IS A W (i actually have some of em in my fridge rn)
yes, "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" is a grammatically correct sentence in English that is often presented as an example of how homonyms and homophones can be used to create complicated linguistic constructs through lexical ambiguity.
hi chez please respond
Once on Wikipedia I found an article on "The Invisible Flying Spaghetti Monster" it's a religion apparently😭
I love when my favorite RUclipsr aleph_d draws male pregnancy of len’en characters
If you do another you need to include “United States v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins” yes this is a real article
As someone who edits Wikipedia, most of this stuff would not be on the site for more than 5 seconds.
1:25 LMFAO as a Nicaraguan i can indeed confirm sh*t got crazy real when the language first popped out of nowhere, i mean tbh with the quality of education you gotta do your own thing here LOL
Bulgarian here, on the topic of Spinning Dogs - we're assholes by nature, do NOT visit you'll regret it
Nicaragua is an area in Central America (separating north and South America)
Guys, whatever you do, don't go to inflation (disambiguation), worst mistake of my life!
squonk
I actually contributed to the male pregnancy page. The part where it says there’s mpreg in a 2nd century book, that’s me.
If there’s no sex in Russia… And my Dad’s Russian… How tf was I born???
foreign field trip
sperm donor
wait l- LC? I KNOW HIM FROM THE YAHIAMICE CREW BUT I THOUGHT HIS ASS MADE HIS OWN CHANNEL AND SHI I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS WITH YOU AFTER LIKE 11 VIDEOS EITHER IDK
Most of the entries are from the Wikipedia List of Unusual Articles
Never knew Wikipedia had such a sense of humor, and I’m glad I do now.
FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S PRONOUNCED BLOW-HIGH NOT BLAH-HAJ
What a sec you what i hate?
The me as a Bulgarian can sadly confirm that we can probably have spun a dog like that i even think i did it my self
HUNGARY MENTIONED!!!! NUMBER 1 IN ALCOHOLISM LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!
yummy nuclear pasta yummy yummy in my tummy
pokemon uranium is actually a really good fangame though. except your rival he's a karen
This is a certified Squonk classic
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I’ve actually seen the Hahn/cock statue before. I’ve stood right next to it
"Pokemon Uranium" is just Chernobyl on Steroids.
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1:53 didnt know that my birth country did this type of shit... not really suprised though
1:50 not sure if its Grapefruit your Mans or the Gluck Hamster
bro wherever i go i see hungarian words or just a reference to hungary (i hate the country btw the place is straight up hell and i live there 😭)
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Im from bulgaria and that seems funny but with another animal not with dog with dear
is noone talking about the fucking fortnite holocaust museum at 00:00
yoo like 85 here