Idiots Laughing At HILARIOUS News Headlines
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Jack 18, call me rizzard of oz, let me work my magic, 500K+ subs on yt, side hobby
lets bring chez to 100k veiws!
There are three types of weird headlines. There's the funny ones, the "no shit" ones, and the ones that make you feel like you've been flashbanged by words.
Someone's gotta post this on r/brandnewsentence
get this.. the sun is bright
@@drew4163 why are you stating the obvious like it's new information
@@TheCaptainAmelia did u know that humor is funny
this sounded better in my head
4 years later I'm still searching for the worthy successor to Soothouse. Will this channel be the one? We shall see.
Gives me their energy so i hope so
I'm a bit uneducated so can someone enlighten me on the topic of what happened to soothouse?
@@marbulOfficialthey stopped existing
@@marbulOfficialthanos forgot to filter who he snapped
@@minaashido518 Ohhhhhh damn
8:16 this sounds like a Death Grips lyric 🤣💀💀
8:02 🇺🇸 AMERICAAAAA!!! (Where I’m from:🇨🇦)
A lot of these have “People die when they are killed.” energy.
they have expanded my view on reality. i never once thought that "people are alive until they die", "kevin the horny ghost haunts houses", "fhgfhdf dfdffgfg fgfgfg fgfgfg", and "births cause population growth"
Video idea: Looking at weird names that real people have
Whew! You almost had me thinking British people were real!
phew, yeah thank god theyre not...
@@chezitooA little rude.
@@themightygallium9509 woke
Wait, I don’t exist?
So that’s why I can’t interact with the mortal plane
I thought I was just having a weird allergic reaction to dark matter
I can confirm as a British person, we are Thanos snap dust.
Nothing can ever top “Man kills himself then runs away.”
@@brokkenmeme tf2
2:11 to be fair, I have a feeling that eating seven *million* bananas in a timespan of 24 hours would kill you with or without that radiation lmao
"Ah, yes, *THE RADIATION* would kill you"
bro i just calculated it and you need 1944 bananas a second to eat 7 million bananas in 24 hours.
@@antoniotrivelloni8191 TheRussianBadger fan detected.
Thats about 7.35 * 10^8 calories, which is approximately equal to 210000 pounds of fat gain
Not if you are a extremely big snake obviously
My favourite news article was “man’s threat to blow up a bathroom had nothing to do with a bomb”
Fun fact, in the US Legal system, stealing any valuable motor vehicle can get you charged with Grand Theft Auto.
Yes, that is a real thing.
Yeah, the game got its name from the crime
Well no kidding
No shit buddy
To all the comments saying no kidding, methinks they're talking about the headline at 1:16
I wonder how the people that actually made this headlines think
they don’t think
Same, especially the "overpass bypass" one
"Eating 7,000,000 bananas in the span of 24 hours will make you die of radiation poisoning"
New forcefeeding fetish subcategory discovered
(angry, close to microphone) "AH, YES, *THE RADIATION* WILL KILL YOU."
@@edward9487 ah finally a badjur fan here
ah finally it reached 41 likes, let's get that 41 to 100
Me reading this while cheking my steam with the game banana on it
"police arrest everyone on Feb 22" oh shit that's today
omg i remember when this happened like a month ago
People talk shit about places like Florida or Ohio, but honestly the more I hear about Britain the more it sounds like some bizarre dystopian wasteland.
That about sums up Britain
Yea what did Florida do? It's great down here.
Alan Moore is a fucking legend. Wrote V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Batman: The Killing Joke, the Swamp Thing reboot and many more legendary comics!
7:30 he had a EXTRA LIFE!!
he had a totem
1:36 "This is the LSPD! Stop the vehicle now!"
Chez puts so much work OUTSIDE of us :D
what
@@chezitoo again, you heard me.
@@chezitoo you know what he said
F I N A L L Y
N O S E X J O K E
You're getting a sub.
Was hoping it would be inside of me
This reminds me so much of the old Tonight Show Jay Leno Headlines segment (if you kids remember that).
5:42 you know, what are the odds of that happening specially for the joke being enough to make the thief laugh xD
honestly, i don't think breathing he
r/redditsniper
3:38 I wonder how that changed his beliefs. To him that must be a pretty clear sign god isn't on the side he thought :3
7:22 That’s Florida for ya 🤣
Jack 18
Call me the rizzard of oz, let me work my magic
500K+ subs of Yt, side hobby
8:17 sounds like a modern metal band
3:01 that was such a british answer to a british question
LOOOOLL
0:28 WHOSE?!
2:15 casper the friendly ghost and kevin the frisky ghost
No Shit: The Video
I was watching this on Feb 22 💀1:54
2:22 how would they know the ghost is horny though?
0:13 hey look it’s me :D
there's also one where 2 reporters were arguing who mom's favorite son was and the headline said he was second favorite
The Sun is absolutely wild ngl
😅hi future self
1 month later
UN in a nutshell: 0:52
my bad guys 6:55
5:23 2000 year sentence is insane what did he do?😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
that laugh sounds like annoying orange
2 British people reinvent headlines by jay leno
"China Ferrari Sex Orgy Death Crash" sounds like a Death Grips album
the guy in the thumbnail looks like his name is the crescent bandit
r/firstworldproblems in a nutshell. Like, come on. Say it.
5:53 NO WAY😮! I thought they helped us with, idk, making music! I am greateful that I have heard this, this has helped me a lot!
Babe wake up new Chez video
WOOOO
WOOOOOO@@chezitoo
Speaking of news, yall ever heard of the mexia grocery store? An asian couple opened a store but eventually left back to asia, except they left all the produce still on the shelves, and the rotting produce made a smell so bad people around the area reported the smells coming from it, the police had to send in a FUCKING HAZMAT TEAM to clean up the abandoned store it smelled so bad, it was a literal biohazard.
"Georgia residents fear the return of the infamous new york poop train" or so it goes
not Blu sending the thing nooo
LMAOOO
I randomly found this person and I've been bingeing their videos
chez never fails to be the rizzard of oz
Idk man Acids' voice is giving him some competition
1:49
Is that a Twin Peaks reference?
@@KKkacperro or rusty lake?
Really you need oxygen to live?... well I've been doing it wrong...
Alan Moore is such a weird dude, but I love his work. Dude looks like this and wrote V for Vendetta
1:30 they be Janet and Rita for sure lol
1:55 oh no it’s February 22nd rn that’s crazy
0:19 NICE TRY I KNOW BETTER
3:20 That cow had BEEF with that horse
As someone who used to live in the Northern Territory of australia for 11 years, the people working at NT news are true wordsmiths
Some of these headlines probably came out when these facts weren’t known
getting arrested while getting a haircut is absolutely wild
4:56 Dam right America. It’s innocent until proven guilty. He may not of done it. 🤷♂️
Dang I didn’t know oxygen was linked to breathing, I thought it was coffee all along 🤷♂️
0:57 shit my bad
If the Newspapers had these Headlines I'd always buy them XD.
2:42 The dog poo bins are smell proof, that's the point. Coz they have a lid it makes them smell proof so the whole street doesn't smell like crap 😂😂
EDIT: Fucked up my timing coz i cant read lol
chez makes me feel small 😔
If it were up to me, that vegan wouldn't have even got that banana
3:38 That’s right ;)
Actually, it’s probably not. God’s wrath is being held back until Jesus’ second coming.
''China uses ocean to hide submaries'' Lol
just realized a fun thing.
you know double it and give it to the next person?
what if you could also triple it, and give it to the previous person, but if you're the first, it goes away.
and the start amount isn't 1$.
do NOT look up the Enumclaw Horse Sex Incident
This is how WW2 British and American soldiers would spend time if there was discord....making fun of eachother's culture
Wait till y’all see the “Godzilla blocks hurricane during volcano eruption” news😂
Day 5113 of asking Chez to come back with the milk
I'm so glad i found this channel with the name soundalikes. You are putting out bangers.
The thumbnail had no rights to make me laugh this hard
Wow, I never knew that oxygen keeps you alive. You're a lifesaver
w edit from acids
F in the chat for the cows, hope they get their jobs back
3:07 This is tied with the Gran Theft Auto rofl
As a british person, i can absolutely agree with this video.😂
wait wtf i know acids
we have multiple discord servers together
he might be in my friends as well
well that's fun
i am genuinely surprised to see this
2:08 I think if you ate 7,000,000 bananas in one day you'd be dead long before feeling any effect from the radiation
Hopefully that guy only paid half price as his 'fro was half off! :D
i stay muted in the discord calls despite having a mic so frequently that at some point i accidentally thought im in a call w these guys
The hat was going to be destroyed on April 10th unless the owner claimed it!
in drama class, I had to act out the gran theft auto one after only hearing the headline and no other context. Needless to say, I played the grandma
Why does the other guy sounds like Vedal987 or are they just so british that they sound the same.
8:12 51 what? pounds? kilometers? pineapples? minutes? letters?
1:01 erm actually aas your localAce Atorney enthusiast that never happens in any game
2:52 this guy is called eric pickles
Why was TwoFace in the thumbnail?
i like 🤓🤓
the five dislikes are from men who mix their postbox and dog shit bins up
Chez never fails to help me forget the mental breakdown i had earlier
I was not expecting a Mr. Hands reference in this one, but here we are
Chez's videos are like news for me
These basically: Civilians bewildered when sewage smells like shit