So I Became One of The Fastest Minecraft Speedrunners

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 23 тыс.

  • @JasperDev
    @JasperDev 3 года назад +13912

    This guy really went from being a game developer to a Minecraft speedrunner, that's a weird plot twist

    • @EuFox
      @EuFox 3 года назад +224

      Dani: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @redxstudios2565
      @redxstudios2565 3 года назад +129

      Shut up random verified person i never heard of

    • @Kihaii
      @Kihaii 3 года назад +38

      But melk

    • @HarnaiDigital
      @HarnaiDigital 3 года назад +28

      Plz Do A Cyberpunk 2077 Remaster.

    • @Hero.S
      @Hero.S 3 года назад +18

      A better story than romeo and juliet

  • @EazySpeezy
    @EazySpeezy 3 года назад +19089

    What a surprise! Failing is also my middle name

  • @eddierays
    @eddierays 3 года назад +633

    I love how dani always finds a way to talk about karlson

    • @MFJS317
      @MFJS317 3 года назад +5

      Why he didnt release it?

    • @tysonacker3584
      @tysonacker3584 3 года назад +13

      @@MFJS317 still in development

    • @bloco3566
      @bloco3566 3 года назад +5

      Yo guys what is Karlson?

    • @tysonacker3584
      @tysonacker3584 3 года назад +7

      @@bloco3566 A game that you should have wishlisted by now

    • @yam9362
      @yam9362 3 года назад +11

      @@bloco3566 ohoh u don't know what karlson is? Well its a game-

  • @gorgustus
    @gorgustus 8 месяцев назад +127

    remember when people thought he was dead because he was gone for only 4 months

    • @adamprogamer7101
      @adamprogamer7101 8 месяцев назад +4

      Fr

    • @frenches1995
      @frenches1995 8 месяцев назад +4

      Dani better be coming back with a triple A title!

    • @RockyLaRosa
      @RockyLaRosa 8 месяцев назад +1

      Atleqst were here to talk about nathanonline being danny and J perm LITTERY just stopt using rubiks cubes and is now a mario kart pro
      Are they best friends🤨

    • @Bleen12
      @Bleen12 4 месяца назад

      @@frenches1995he will.

    • @EdgarFortTower
      @EdgarFortTower 3 месяца назад

      now he gone for 2 years

  • @WeegeepieYT
    @WeegeepieYT 3 года назад +3079

    "but um look guys look it's one of my greatest achievements"

  • @CircleToonsHD
    @CircleToonsHD 3 года назад +10821

    Just got a 4 second run because I used cheats and hacks, honestly saved me a lot of time

    • @yousof8546
      @yousof8546 3 года назад +128

      funy

    • @zennn9
      @zennn9 3 года назад +213

      a 4 second run with cheats is still fast as hell

    • @emilahmadov206
      @emilahmadov206 3 года назад +81

      *Reported to epic games*

    • @Sylde-0
      @Sylde-0 3 года назад +18

      Hello funny man

    • @counterbloxpro32
      @counterbloxpro32 3 года назад +37

      Yo this worked, i got a 2 second run

  • @Alanwalkermusic
    @Alanwalkermusic 3 года назад +6107

    Absolute legend

  • @fmjambih
    @fmjambih 9 месяцев назад +199

    Bro is playing minecraft for 2 years now

  • @idkicy2690
    @idkicy2690 3 года назад +393

    What everyone thinks Dani’s doing: Working on Karlson
    What he’s really doing:

  • @HiddenForbidden2
    @HiddenForbidden2 3 года назад +323

    Dani: I’m useless and can’t do anything.
    Also Dani: Casually does everything better than most other people.

  • @kuutti6234
    @kuutti6234 3 года назад +283

    "Alright guys im going to take a few weeks off to speedrun minecraft"
    4 months later:

  • @AlexanderBoyy2
    @AlexanderBoyy2 8 месяцев назад +111

    These days i'd wish he uploaded once every 4 months...

  • @Codyumm
    @Codyumm 3 года назад +6738

    The best damn death compilation ever made.

    • @TheEpikGamer
      @TheEpikGamer 3 года назад +23

      who are you

    • @Zureer21
      @Zureer21 3 года назад +8

      HOLY EARLY MOTHER OF GOD

    • @ilijafullgamer9
      @ilijafullgamer9 3 года назад +4

      Ey

    • @0ut2eat
      @0ut2eat 3 года назад +4

      Hi guys 🦗🦃🕸🦃🐈‍⬛🐩🕷🐕🐜🦃🕷🦩🕸🕸🐈‍⬛🐟🐟🐡🐳🐙🦏🕷🐐🦎🦎🪲🪲🦀🐜🦖🐞🦐

    • @dieshotgamer8370
      @dieshotgamer8370 3 года назад +8

      bro why are you hare go and upgrade gatting over it

  • @gamingbeast756
    @gamingbeast756 3 года назад +519

    "Sorry I ghosted you for 4 months, my phone died. Anyway wyd tonight"

  • @nobodyknows3242
    @nobodyknows3242 3 года назад +294

    "mistakes make you stronger"
    Dani's speedrun attempts:

  • @Zifrus.
    @Zifrus. Год назад +52

    " Dani you haven't uploaded for 4 month "
    Only if they knew

    • @H.MPablo
      @H.MPablo Год назад +2

      4 months is nothing to this

    • @0dd064
      @0dd064 11 месяцев назад +3

      Its been 2 years😢

    • @ungamer6241
      @ungamer6241 3 месяца назад

      Its been 2 years

    • @Firecrackerridge
      @Firecrackerridge 3 месяца назад +1

      2 years

  • @haven_1017
    @haven_1017 3 года назад +250

    Dani hasn’t even wishlisted Karlson... I feel betrayed

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 года назад +1

      me too

    • @lavque
      @lavque 3 года назад +17

      "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!"

    • @monobrow538
      @monobrow538 3 года назад +2

      If you can wishlist karlson without being logged in. now thats big brain

    • @kamorah5931
      @kamorah5931 3 года назад +4

      I bet he un-wishlists it each time someone doesn't know then wishlists again

  • @Sfoof
    @Sfoof 3 года назад +485

    Instead of using the phrase: “when pigs fly...”
    Use: “when Dani becomes lactose intolerant”

    • @JohnnyCenter25
      @JohnnyCenter25 3 года назад +13

      He already is though. The milk he drinks says "Laktosefri" which is norwegian for "Not containing any lactose".

    • @robloxnewuser1111
      @robloxnewuser1111 3 года назад +2

      @@JohnnyCenter25 lactose free

    • @synt4xerr0r79
      @synt4xerr0r79 3 года назад +3

      @And-Nonymous exactly

    • @ungratefulape9121
      @ungratefulape9121 3 года назад +2

      @@JohnnyCenter25 that doesn’t mean that he’s lactose intolerant. Maybe he just likes that more

    • @toast9633
      @toast9633 3 года назад

      You have brought a tear to my eye sir... I WILL MAKE SURE TO DO THAT!!!

  • @redcarnotaurus323
    @redcarnotaurus323 3 года назад +1883

    somebody: “you can’t _______________”
    Dani: *and i took that personally*

  • @account-21
    @account-21 2 года назад +176

    dude makes games every week, he deserved that 4 month break.

  • @water_is_wet
    @water_is_wet 3 года назад +186

    2:37
    In 2x speed, it sounds like a song
    Must Try!

  • @thebig0opsyshow505
    @thebig0opsyshow505 3 года назад +352

    This is dani’s ultimate revenge for dream saying his Among Us Game was scuffed.

    • @crypticfyre9885
      @crypticfyre9885 3 года назад +10

      another option for revenge: wait about 2 months for dream's record to be beaten

    • @erykczai
      @erykczai 3 года назад +6

      Its called amogn us (scuffed edition) you uncultured swine

    • @MidnightBloomDev
      @MidnightBloomDev 3 года назад +4

      @@crypticfyre9885
      It doesn't have to be beaten if it wasn't legit

    • @basmatisyrup
      @basmatisyrup 3 года назад +2

      and he didn't even have to c h e a t

    • @bruhman9729
      @bruhman9729 3 года назад

      Trueeee

  • @tobiasriber3512
    @tobiasriber3512 3 года назад +150

    This is a rare moment in Human history: Dani uploaded twice in a month

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 года назад +3

      haha ikr

    • @readytopay6969
      @readytopay6969 3 года назад

      @@graysnail9232 if you saw him in another video and here.... Are you a robot too???... god damn it the revolution again

    • @readytopay6969
      @readytopay6969 3 года назад

      @@graysnail9232 damn i was rofling, you're not a real bot,right?

  • @teller4693
    @teller4693 Год назад +24

    0:05 4 months is fairly reasonable for Dani's schedule 💀

  • @viciouskapi4679
    @viciouskapi4679 3 года назад +2354

    love how he says *"make a portal and go to hell."*

    • @Cooper_zzz
      @Cooper_zzz 3 года назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/WKhFEtZvUFw/видео.html

    • @EmeraldGamer7
      @EmeraldGamer7 3 года назад +11

      because its actually hell irl

    • @filizturkmen732
      @filizturkmen732 3 года назад +2

      Hah ye

    • @gamer546lg5
      @gamer546lg5 3 года назад +1

      yes

    • @baitornot4697
      @baitornot4697 3 года назад +3

      Well... that’s what it is, it’s like using a synonym

  • @Dwexy
    @Dwexy 3 года назад +191

    Dani in the video: Super happy
    Dani in the commentary: unimpressed, rookie numbers

  • @JediPlays0309
    @JediPlays0309 3 года назад +658

    Plot twist: Dani was that guy who got the 11 minute world record run.
    Also that death montage is the best thing I’ve seen. Ever

  • @SWAGGERMAN_SWAG
    @SWAGGERMAN_SWAG 7 месяцев назад +47

    they thought 4 months was a long time 💀💀

    • @GDT-Studio
      @GDT-Studio 6 месяцев назад +6

      Ikr. It's been 3 years

    • @NotmaxID
      @NotmaxID 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@GDT-Studio more like 2 years

    • @Hocine-for-games
      @Hocine-for-games 10 дней назад

      Yup it's 3 years now ​@@NotmaxID

  • @Saucy293
    @Saucy293 3 года назад +377

    The reason Dani likes milk so much is since his dad has spent the past 21 years buying it.

    • @jojosfan2934
      @jojosfan2934 3 года назад +5

      So relatable

    • @MrShavedEyeBrows
      @MrShavedEyeBrows 3 года назад +13

      No his dad went to go get orange juice🤮. and never came back that’s why Dani hates orange juice🤮 and loves milk

    • @mr.strongwood2161
      @mr.strongwood2161 3 года назад +2

      I would like your comment but 69

    • @universenerdd
      @universenerdd 3 года назад +2

      @@MrShavedEyeBrows oh no

    • @StarOperator_
      @StarOperator_ 3 года назад +1

      SHEEEEEESH

  • @MMT--Games
    @MMT--Games 3 года назад +900

    Dani is really a madlad, he litterally reached something in few months that people try for years to reach. And he did it just because one single person ironically said so

  • @krown436
    @krown436 3 года назад +407

    2:40 the most epic screaming montage ever.

  • @ahmedtheyoutubeslayer6199
    @ahmedtheyoutubeslayer6199 8 месяцев назад +3

    Oh how foolish we were back then, Dani in this period of time only disappeared for 4 months and we started crying, oh if only we knew what will happen

  • @汉
    @汉 3 года назад +1695

    why you dont try to make 4D minecraft (or you cant do that)

  • @peak-contextless4861
    @peak-contextless4861 3 года назад +201

    "When the world needed him most, he wasn't f***ing dead"

  • @oliversvajda6312
    @oliversvajda6312 3 года назад +346

    "The odds of that happening are so small that even Dream couldn't pull it off" -Dani, 2021

    • @thatoneguywithsomecontent7127
      @thatoneguywithsomecontent7127 3 года назад +1

      56 likes and no comments? -Bruh, I have to.-

    • @thesixgage1601
      @thesixgage1601 3 года назад +8

      @@thatoneguywithsomecontent7127 why though

    • @ZiRR0
      @ZiRR0 3 года назад +3

      @@thatoneguywithsomecontent7127 why though

    • @vonisweird2472
      @vonisweird2472 3 года назад +2

      @@thatoneguywithsomecontent7127 why though

    • @pigeonbardum9628
      @pigeonbardum9628 3 года назад +2

      @@thatoneguywithsomecontent7127 why though

  • @reallifevibe
    @reallifevibe 2 года назад +15

    Dani literally explained dreams whole life purpose in a minute

  • @sudoqgaming
    @sudoqgaming 3 года назад +108

    Dani:Oh you dont know what Karlson is?
    Everyone:Ah shit here we go again

    • @snasdance9092
      @snasdance9092 3 года назад +6

      @catoo iTs cUrRenTly tHe ___ MosT WiShLisTed gAeM on SteAm

    • @tommoe3157
      @tommoe3157 3 года назад +6

      @@snasdance9092 So MAKe sUre tO smASh wisHlisT nOw GamErs

  • @quwackk
    @quwackk 3 года назад +1272

    You can’t commit tax fraud

  • @lia-yr7hd
    @lia-yr7hd 3 года назад +72

    as someone who was there during the lag incident the chat was actually CRYING over that lmfao

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 года назад

      The amount of anger for my man is over 9000

    • @Cryingobi
      @Cryingobi 3 года назад

      agreed

  • @Agent16.9
    @Agent16.9 9 месяцев назад +11

    No upload for 4 months? No upload in like 2 years by now

  • @FeeshAnimations
    @FeeshAnimations 3 года назад +1796

    Imagine being a professional speedrunner, practicing for years on end, just to get your record beat by someone who just learned how to speedrun

  • @Jalberting
    @Jalberting 3 года назад +201

    I like how Dani made a joke, which lowkey labelled Dream as "a person who adjusts the odds." LMAO

  • @user-yw3ic8qc1h
    @user-yw3ic8qc1h 3 года назад +92

    "eat my dragon baIIs"
    -Ender dragon , 2021

    • @roundcorners1928
      @roundcorners1928 3 года назад +3

      KAMEBANANAHA

    • @sbrensbeve7982
      @sbrensbeve7982 3 года назад +1

      @@roundcorners1928 this part happened to be a jojo reference soo...
      "BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA-BAAAAANAANAAAA" would probably be the stand cry for whatever stand dani gets

  • @monster_livez
    @monster_livez 3 месяца назад +11

    dani it's been 2 years and you haven't uploaded

  • @jerryjones8470
    @jerryjones8470 3 года назад +101

    Dani: I have to this in 1 month
    Also Dani: refuses to upload for 4 months

    • @0makky
      @0makky 3 года назад

      perfect spelling

  • @poperaymond431
    @poperaymond431 3 года назад +111

    Title: How I Became one of the Fastest Speedrunners
    Dani: _“That_ *Stone* _Golem’s looking kinda juicy”_

  • @Krypton1x09
    @Krypton1x09 3 года назад +150

    Fans: are you still working on Karlson?
    Dani: well yes but actually no

  • @minhnguyentuan8728
    @minhnguyentuan8728 5 месяцев назад +5

    And they thought 4 months is ever enough for him

  • @sebastianbryndorf1771
    @sebastianbryndorf1771 3 года назад +179

    "The odds are so low even Dream couldn't pull it off" lmaooo

    • @Danimations2015
      @Danimations2015 3 года назад +11

      @pakde sragen shut up

    • @ozairahmed1352
      @ozairahmed1352 3 года назад +9

      @pakde sragen shut up

    • @taxevasion4870
      @taxevasion4870 3 года назад +3

      10 billion human second century

    • @Iqbal1808
      @Iqbal1808 3 года назад +1

      @pakde sragen /e shut up

    • @grgry06
      @grgry06 3 года назад

      @pakde sragen /ban "pakde sragen" self promotion

  • @hoki_cool
    @hoki_cool 3 года назад +185

    Everybody gangsta till someone made the Karlson theme song with dani's screams

    • @kello7407
      @kello7407 3 года назад +1

      Good idea.

    • @sethmanuel1280
      @sethmanuel1280 3 года назад

      @@kello7407 noooo,.. NOOOO

    • @kello7407
      @kello7407 3 года назад

      @@sethmanuel1280 YES YES YES.

    • @atheml6506
      @atheml6506 3 года назад

      haha I will put Karlson vibe over dani's 5th symphony

  • @PivotTeamButItsNotTeamAnymore
    @PivotTeamButItsNotTeamAnymore 3 года назад +692

    Dani was almost the best minecraft speedrunner in za warudo.

    • @im_theodore
      @im_theodore 3 года назад +13

      Comedy gold

    • @starblade8719
      @starblade8719 3 года назад +5

      *stops time*

    • @kdevelopergw
      @kdevelopergw 3 года назад +7

      @@im_theodore old but fighting gold

    • @im_theodore
      @im_theodore 3 года назад +4

      @Garchomp YT Ceo. You are now the ceo of comedy

    • @monikab7452
      @monikab7452 3 года назад +1

      When are you going to upload?

  • @bockybrick5304
    @bockybrick5304 Месяц назад +2

    i miss you danny. i cant believe its been 2 years allready

  • @warbei9292
    @warbei9292 3 года назад +286

    how many jojo references can you make?
    dani: **yes**

    • @DaEpicTable
      @DaEpicTable 3 года назад +4

      JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO

    • @Maxer110
      @Maxer110 3 года назад +3

      Stone ocean anime announced tho

    • @prongles5345
      @prongles5345 3 года назад +4

      Are u going to do the jojo reference thing?
      Yes yes yes oh my God

    • @rigragbin
      @rigragbin 3 года назад +2

      Wasnt there a dog named Danny in part 1

    • @bruhman9729
      @bruhman9729 3 года назад +1

      Yeahhhh

  • @n3x398
    @n3x398 3 года назад +142

    Dani: “explains math and other smart things”
    Also Dani “BORING your a nerd”

  • @hahayes7205
    @hahayes7205 3 года назад +277

    Dani: *doesnt upload for more than 2 months
    His fanbase: "i diagnose you with ded"

  • @Dododododoo-2
    @Dododododoo-2 8 месяцев назад +2

    Danis vids still keep me entertained after 3 years lol

  • @monsterbeef8261
    @monsterbeef8261 3 года назад +102

    People: why no karlson devlog in 4 months
    Off the stick:

  • @Foldifyy
    @Foldifyy 3 года назад +538

    I have been waiting for this Dani😎

    • @ilijafullgamer9
      @ilijafullgamer9 3 года назад +2

      How tf are U verified lol

    • @Habzo421
      @Habzo421 3 года назад

      LOL your content are one of those trendy stuff

    • @0ut2eat
      @0ut2eat 3 года назад

      Hi guys 🦗🦃🕸🦃🐈‍⬛🐩🕷🐕🐜🦃🕷🦩🕸🕸🐈‍⬛🐟🐟🐡🐳🐙🦏🕷🐐🦎🦎🪲🪲🦀🐜🦖🐞🦐

    • @dpage446
      @dpage446 3 года назад +1

      When the impostor is sus

    • @noob_ody
      @noob_ody 3 года назад

      Wtf

  • @emtri
    @emtri 3 года назад +193

    petition for evan king to make a song of dannis screams when he dies?

    • @sir_fuckwit
      @sir_fuckwit 3 года назад +3

      And have it be in Golden Wind style.

    • @ItsVenti
      @ItsVenti 3 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @demifane
      @demifane 3 года назад

      Or Neo Nomen

    • @Cryingobi
      @Cryingobi 3 года назад

      @@sir_fuckwit yes

  • @Listen_I_Tried
    @Listen_I_Tried 13 дней назад +4

    4 months ❌ 4 years ✅

  • @Chadderbox
    @Chadderbox 3 года назад +210

    Subscribers: "Why aren't you working on Karlson?"
    Dani: 'Minecraft go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

  • @savbeeing7376
    @savbeeing7376 3 года назад +95

    Fans after Dani doesn’t upload once every 1 month: *I’ve never met this man in my life*

    • @joeym1230
      @joeym1230 3 года назад

      He made an episode saying he would be in twitch playing Minecraft for a while

    • @taterds7858
      @taterds7858 3 года назад +1

      @@steel.croissant wait, whats karlson again?

    • @luka_general
      @luka_general 3 года назад +2

      @@taterds7858 oh you dont know what Karlson is?
      Well its the game that Dani is working on right now, and currently its on top 20 wishlist on steam, so if you could Just smash that wishlist now GAMER to get Karlson on the number one spot!

    • @tomhappening
      @tomhappening 3 года назад

      hahaha

  • @MikeShake
    @MikeShake 3 года назад +436

    This was insanely cool!

  • @theseusRJ7
    @theseusRJ7 Год назад +3

    Little did we know this was just a teaser

  • @Chloroxite
    @Chloroxite 3 года назад +54

    Man got himself banned from wikipedia just for a joke.

  • @jackat4
    @jackat4 3 года назад +80

    The “Failing is my middle name” montage should be uploaded to DaniClips

    • @0ut2eat
      @0ut2eat 3 года назад

      Hi guys 🦗🦃🕸🦃🐈‍⬛🐩🕷🐕🐜🦃🕷🦩🕸🕸🐈‍⬛🐟🐟🐡🐳🐙🦏🕷🐐🦎🦎🪲🪲🦀🐜🦖🐞🦐

    • @Nopedout
      @Nopedout 3 года назад +2

      It was

    • @cuboid4357
      @cuboid4357 3 года назад

      Yes

  • @ciraey
    @ciraey 3 года назад +279

    "You're never gonna get the same world, like ever. Its so hard that even dream can't even pull it off."
    How to demolish a person's reputation in 2 sentences

    • @ciraey
      @ciraey 3 года назад +23

      who am i kidding, dream lost his rep defending his stans (even the gore ones ugh), and with his speed run ages ago

    • @davidcretens8046
      @davidcretens8046 3 года назад +12

      Don't forget that his speedruns where modded to get ender purls and blaze rods faster lol

    • @ruadhanduffy3361
      @ruadhanduffy3361 3 года назад +7

      @@davidcretens8046 that’s what Dani was referencing

    • @user-tz5bv3yi7n
      @user-tz5bv3yi7n 3 года назад +2

      @@ruadhanduffy3361 so basically Dream modified his speedrun for the ender pearls to drop more and so is the blaze rods but if he din't modify his speedrun the probability of that happening is 1 in 7.5 trillion or something like that and so he got exposed for cheating.

    • @thecoolnoob1288
      @thecoolnoob1288 3 года назад +4

      @@ciraey correct me if Im wrong, but I heard that dream recently went AGAINST his stans/fans on twitter.

  • @SlayDevil-r7z
    @SlayDevil-r7z 10 дней назад +2

    four months , its been four years

  • @justamicrowave5297
    @justamicrowave5297 3 года назад +141

    Dani in the corner: they don’t know i beat dream...

  • @martamcnally8577
    @martamcnally8577 3 года назад +693

    I bet dani can't make a bad Minecraft game. Knowing his level of milk infused Karlson smorts, it's not possible.

  • @kleck0depresso547
    @kleck0depresso547 3 года назад +1097

    Why don’t you try making a new Karlson devlog...”or you can’t do that”

    • @egg7911
      @egg7911 3 года назад +16

      U can't see ur mom (Or u can't do that? )

    • @yesyes1557
      @yesyes1557 3 года назад +4

      He cant do that

    • @Kavci034
      @Kavci034 3 года назад +13

      Beacuse he finished the game but he waits it to be 1st at the wishlists for relasing

    • @ghostman4170
      @ghostman4170 3 года назад +3

      Hes Dedni

    • @elliothammer9485
      @elliothammer9485 3 года назад +3

      He leaked his own new vid. Its like Rust but called Muck and made in unity. You can see it in Steam

  • @smiley_boiiiii
    @smiley_boiiiii Год назад +1

    Back when 4 months was a long time waiting for dani to upload

  • @scaredmouse6643
    @scaredmouse6643 3 года назад +60

    "and as always drink milk, hit billy and beat your goddamn wi-"
    *last online 7 years ago*

    • @elmonetina9696
      @elmonetina9696 3 года назад +2

      @@ahsanzizan meme on dani who dies for 4 months again

    • @justaperson3288
      @justaperson3288 3 года назад

      @@ahsanzizan hopefully you get it now

  • @greenlandmods
    @greenlandmods 3 года назад +293

    He could've stopped the video at "I was playing Minecraft" and I would've completely understood his absence...and then he-

  • @crimplak5505
    @crimplak5505 3 года назад +57

    2:39 the screaming I can't

  • @jacobthompson1209
    @jacobthompson1209 Год назад +2

    Imagine waiting for four months, couldn't be me... DANI PLS COME BACK 😭

  • @aiden6350
    @aiden6350 3 года назад +14

    Dani, you should have the end of Karlson be a plot twist. Basically, Billy has been using you to get the milk, Billy drinks it, and becomes unstoppable. Then you have to catch him and defeat him.

  • @jacobdeguzman9974
    @jacobdeguzman9974 3 года назад +140

    dani: *Explains what Karlson is without raping my ears*
    Me: IMPOSSIBLE

  • @detective_spy
    @detective_spy 3 года назад +140

    1:38 god I'm never gonna get bored of this
    edit: 149 LIKES OVERNIGHT ?????

    • @pika3207
      @pika3207 3 года назад +1

      E

    • @ashxx3176
      @ashxx3176 3 года назад

      Dani be like : get bed but kid on bed so kill kid an get bed

    • @999spongey6
      @999spongey6 3 года назад

      @@ashxx3176 he’s taking about the mama joke...

    • @lanchen0
      @lanchen0 3 года назад +1

      Damn this guy just edited in front of my eyes

    • @detective_spy
      @detective_spy 3 года назад

      @@lanchen0 lol

  • @djtabor
    @djtabor 2 года назад +1

    People back then: Oh no Dani hasn't posted for 4 months
    Dani now: Hey guys I'm almost back from my year long break

  • @xVovex
    @xVovex 3 года назад +19

    Dani: "I only drop kick Villager kids in self defense."
    Me: *Flashbacks*

  • @azzaacegaming6892
    @azzaacegaming6892 3 года назад +94

    I would just appreciate a small update on Karlson. My PC is going to be ready soon, and I cant wait to play it.

  • @ricegamer3393
    @ricegamer3393 3 года назад +56

    Karlson updates: not happening for awhile
    Off the stick: I am ded

  • @buoyancydabl
    @buoyancydabl 5 месяцев назад +1

    Throw the jokes aside, now he's not uploading for months, he's not uploading for years now

  • @martintyreeabrazaldo3499
    @martintyreeabrazaldo3499 3 года назад +255

    Dani: Karlson is released
    All of us: it's been 84 years

    • @Flame_FirE
      @Flame_FirE 3 года назад +4

      *69420
      Watch what you‘re writing

    • @Ov3rPowered
      @Ov3rPowered 3 года назад +1

      @@Flame_FirE *100000 what are u writing guys

    • @mrkrabsbutcool7780
      @mrkrabsbutcool7780 3 года назад +1

      Don't worry its coming out in 1956 aka never

    • @MidnightTheHedgehog
      @MidnightTheHedgehog 3 года назад

      LOL!

    • @decidev
      @decidev 3 года назад

      Guys don’t worry he’s been working on a new game called “Muck”

  • @advik1956
    @advik1956 3 года назад +41

    Dani: Kid jumping on the bed *drop kick the child*
    Techno: ah my brother

    • @advik1956
      @advik1956 3 года назад +1

      @@Hawktuah2024 YESSS lmao

  • @NessRobloxian
    @NessRobloxian 2 года назад

    wow, time really flies by, this video came out 9 months ago but it feels like it was just yesterday

  • @v4liant
    @v4liant 3 года назад +141

    Damn, he started recording when Korbanoes still had the world record. That felt like a year ago

  • @Notaname21
    @Notaname21 3 года назад +402

    “The chances are so small that even dream couldn’t get that”
    Oh. Oh no

    • @brickbattlr.
      @brickbattlr. 3 года назад +6

      D̶̡̜͉̣̍̚ḙ̵̱̀̚å̵̪̠̈͝t̸͎̹̼́̿̓͘h̴̤̠̮̉̚

    • @qq4tii
      @qq4tii 3 года назад +35

      "Oh my god chat we got the insanely good seed for the 4th time in a row! It`s probably because I'm very good at this game."

    • @AzoominAwouldnthurtright
      @AzoominAwouldnthurtright 3 года назад +4

      @@qq4tii more like trash that even Minecraft giving him pity 🖐️😂😓😂🖐️😂🖐️😂🖐️😂

    • @goosifyed9717
      @goosifyed9717 3 года назад +6

      dream: im gonna call whats called a pro gamer move.

    • @Notaname21
      @Notaname21 3 года назад +12

      I’m surprised I haven’t summoned the stans yet

  • @myriverflewawayandmymounta2789
    @myriverflewawayandmymounta2789 3 года назад +92

    2:40 someone make a remix of dani screaming

    • @HHHjb_
      @HHHjb_ 3 года назад +3

      Dani might on his second channel

    • @grees9996
      @grees9996 3 года назад +1

      @@GAMERBOY-nk4hb yesssss please

    • @clayvion
      @clayvion 3 года назад +1

      @@GAMERBOY-nk4hb ok

    • @LemmonTea
      @LemmonTea 3 года назад +2

      When it’s made give me a link

    • @clayvion
      @clayvion 3 года назад +1

      @@LemmonTea go to his channel and watch it he made it

  • @ChristieDillman-vi8gc
    @ChristieDillman-vi8gc 10 месяцев назад

    Rekrap: lets practice the game and learn the most advance techniques. Dani: haha dragon go brrrrrrr.

  • @2sad
    @2sad 3 года назад +390

    1:27 is it just me or is that cactus looking kinda *tall* actually

    • @late_hour_loser2027
      @late_hour_loser2027 3 года назад +17

      YOOOO lucky tall cactus

    • @LynxWolf9309
      @LynxWolf9309 3 года назад +5

      Yoo Dreams Speedrun Seed.

    • @chinggiskhan6678
      @chinggiskhan6678 3 года назад +14

      @@LynxWolf9309 So he'll find a full stack of ender pearls inside of a village chest?

    • @LynxWolf9309
      @LynxWolf9309 3 года назад +1

      @@chinggiskhan6678 idk, hopefully Dream plays legit

    • @peroperic8907
      @peroperic8907 3 года назад +2

      thats rare

  • @trollsansofficial
    @trollsansofficial 3 года назад +466

    "oh you don't know what karlson is?"
    Dani's best quote based on karlson

    • @berkuo
      @berkuo 3 года назад +8

      But what if someone reading this comment doesnt know what karlson is?! Let me explain. Karlson is...

    • @monsieurassembling6139
      @monsieurassembling6139 3 года назад +8

      @@berkuo *reloads gun*
      n o

    • @thecavejelly
      @thecavejelly 3 года назад +2

      He said it normally with no editing... What is happening 😂

    • @masterninjamt6497
      @masterninjamt6497 3 года назад +1

      @@monsieurassembling6139 Y E S

    • @AcridDragoon
      @AcridDragoon 3 года назад

      MILK

  • @kenan2386
    @kenan2386 3 года назад +90

    2:37
    "And failing just so happens to be my middle name"
    * shows compilation of all 400 fails *
    My favourite part

    • @nil8659
      @nil8659 3 года назад +1

      that's also my favorite part

    • @dreamerbeliever785
      @dreamerbeliever785 3 года назад

      He's the luckiest becuz HES THE 69TH GODDAYM

  • @eBoyGamer1106
    @eBoyGamer1106 2 года назад +1

    2:38 probably the best montage of someone dying in minecraft over and over again

  • @shinybread3331
    @shinybread3331 3 года назад +147

    This dudes bones are literally unbreakable

  • @RazerSharp_
    @RazerSharp_ 3 года назад +14

    Dani: S t o n e golem
    Everyone: Wait that’s illegal

  • @MisterValiant
    @MisterValiant 3 года назад +32

    Every Dani's video feels like a speedrun

  • @starportolko
    @starportolko Год назад +2

    Only 4 months, pfffff. they didnt know what was comming