Making a Game, But I Only Have 3 Days

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  • Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2024

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  • @Danidev
    @Danidev  4 года назад +17455

    *smash subscribe or i drink your milk and eat your beans*

  • @AMAANBG
    @AMAANBG 4 года назад +2185

    So basically you speedrun developing the game?
    *Stonks!*

  • @k4lppe878
    @k4lppe878 4 года назад +275

    Dani: holding a sword without an arm is usually kinda hard
    K A R L S O N

    • @fizzy6040
      @fizzy6040 4 года назад +2

      Yes karlson, the floating sword

    • @gezerim
      @gezerim 4 года назад +1

      Karlson has the power that why

    • @Danidev
      @Danidev  4 года назад +28

      Oh boi are you sure about that?

    • @mujganbolgi2089
      @mujganbolgi2089 4 года назад

      @@Danidev looks like your'e doing your comment parade, anyways great game.

    • @vxczyle
      @vxczyle 4 года назад

      maybe you are using telekinisess (spelt wrong) to hold ur weapons in karlson

  • @orangee_blox
    @orangee_blox Год назад +47

    Making a game, but i only have 3 decades:
    K A R L S O N

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +178

    "You have 7 days to make a game"
    Dani: _"Make it 3"_

    • @Kalebramdial
      @Kalebramdial 4 года назад +4

      I have committed several war crimes and thus cannot go to heaven

    • @rerongypros2936
      @rerongypros2936 4 года назад

      Come on this profile picture is so cursed that i have seen you before

    • @noonstar3435
      @noonstar3435 6 месяцев назад

      3, take it or leave it

  • @sykoo
    @sykoo 4 года назад +1128

    dani the definition of speedy boi

  • @lucmartin6745
    @lucmartin6745 4 года назад +34963

    Aight, this is cool but I bet you can't make a game using the roblox engine.

    • @anthonygrande5293
      @anthonygrande5293 4 года назад +1888

      Roblox Studio*
      I think it uses LUA so uh... Yeah.
      Still would love to see it as well

    • @jj_falcon2117
      @jj_falcon2117 4 года назад +938

      Anthony Grande He could figure it out pretty quick. Lua is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @tristan6495
      @tristan6495 4 года назад +467

      please say he does this that would be so funny

    • @yolomax
      @yolomax 4 года назад +239

      Lua is easy but because im not big brain dani it put error in my output when im just trying to sent message

    • @krizvas
      @krizvas 4 года назад +183

      I made a few games on roblox with it. It's easy to master. The scripting is the hardest but making like, buildings and details is fairly easy and fun.

  • @duckikalog
    @duckikalog 2 года назад +141

    Dani: Theres no way to cross this gap without double jump
    Speedrunners: We'll See about that *Discovers Double Jump Glitch*

    • @RafcioPafci00
      @RafcioPafci00 Год назад +1

      It's infinite jump glitch

    • @lorenzocampanella8651
      @lorenzocampanella8651 8 месяцев назад

      Me with my vid ass finger that know slide speed build : haha jump go brrrrr

  • @chimpyvr6211
    @chimpyvr6211 4 года назад +4792

    Most of your recent games look similar, you should try to make a game with a totally different art style and genre....... or you can’t do that

    • @sheikhspeare6637
      @sheikhspeare6637 4 года назад +554

      D- Do you know what you have brought upon this earth? Now Dani is going to make the next Crysis and we'll have to buy it just so our grandsons can run it smoothly.

    • @dimonok4638
      @dimonok4638 4 года назад +265

      "or you can't?" This phrase is too powerfull to be left alive!

    • @sheikhspeare6637
      @sheikhspeare6637 4 года назад +79

      @@dimonok4638 A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

    • @spenceralbano5427
      @spenceralbano5427 4 года назад +26

      @@sheikhspeare6637 Agreed

    • @arandomtowerofhellplayer9583
      @arandomtowerofhellplayer9583 4 года назад +34

      **carrying nokia hammer**

  • @duckieboi
    @duckieboi 4 года назад +150

    GameJam: Exist
    Dani: I can milk you

  • @bobbert516
    @bobbert516 4 года назад +522

    Dani: *uses thin instead of t h i c c*
    Everyone: *wait... that’s illegal...*

  • @DaRealMemeKid
    @DaRealMemeKid 2 года назад +68

    This was one of the best birthday presents I could see. Thanks, Dani for releasing this game on my EXACT BIRTHDAY!

    • @BLACKEDSNEPER
      @BLACKEDSNEPER Год назад +1

      noice

    • @upsidedownonion
      @upsidedownonion Год назад +8

      yes im sure he was thinking of you when he was making this video. also this video was released 2 years ago and you commented 7 months ago wtf

    • @no2no182
      @no2no182 Год назад

      @@upsidedownonion idk I think people are stupid

    • @totallynotplagiarized
      @totallynotplagiarized Год назад

      @@upsidedownonionI replied to a 7 months old reply to the about 1 year old comment

    • @DorcasOyetayo
      @DorcasOyetayo 8 месяцев назад

      Ooh my God😢😅😅​@@upsidedownonion

  • @genericname3685
    @genericname3685 4 года назад +272

    Dani: "is it me or that pinky finger lookin' kinda"
    My brain *T H I C C*
    Dani: thin
    Me: "Something is wrong. I can feel it."

    • @abuBrachiosaurus
      @abuBrachiosaurus 4 года назад +3

      Lol that was me

    • @raidon_x3
      @raidon_x3 4 года назад +7

      wait he said thin?
      *my brain said t h i c c so I thought he said t h i c c*

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 4 года назад +1

      AA

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html g

    • @YakoYakii
      @YakoYakii 4 года назад +1

      Reeeeeeeeeeee

  • @TheBulbasaurGuy
    @TheBulbasaurGuy 4 года назад +210

    Dani talking about the sword: yeah, i've never done this before so uh..
    me: *Laughs in first weapon obtained in Karlson 3D which you can wishlist on steam by the way we're currently the 28th most wishlisted game so let's get to number 1 gamers*

    • @thacuber2a03
      @thacuber2a03 4 года назад

      this thing has already 100 likes

    • @revs1756
      @revs1756 4 года назад

      @@thacuber2a03 comment* wtf do u mean thing?

    • @TrainBoi227
      @TrainBoi227 4 года назад +1

      Sponsorship much?

    • @itsmefisher2012
      @itsmefisher2012 4 года назад

      Free plug for Dani ok then

    • @neerajn2397
      @neerajn2397 4 года назад +1

      Ya mean *boners*

  • @RenardioMFG
    @RenardioMFG 3 года назад +2695

    Dani: Usually holding a sword without a hand is pretty hard
    Karlson: am I a joke to you?

    • @jackhowe7887
      @jackhowe7887 3 года назад +30

      Karlson has arms now

    • @RenardioMFG
      @RenardioMFG 3 года назад +36

      @@jackhowe7887 I know, but there’s still a mode where you can turn the arms off

    • @THISCHANNELISOLDGOTOTHENEWONE
      @THISCHANNELISOLDGOTOTHENEWONE 3 года назад +20

      Fun fact: karlson already knows how to hold a sword without a hand

    • @yelwaheojyelwaheoj
      @yelwaheojyelwaheoj 3 года назад +6

      @DetectiveTiano SHUT🤏SHUT IT🤏

    • @firemaana6440
      @firemaana6440 3 года назад +1

      @@yelwaheojyelwaheoj you shut it

  • @dylanenriguehuntington2908
    @dylanenriguehuntington2908 4 месяца назад +4

    Actually really solid of his part to leave the competition due to his own popularity, what a cool dude.

  • @youshouldchill6156
    @youshouldchill6156 3 года назад +551

    You know what. I respect this. He destroyed his sanity and then he dropped out to give everyone a fair chance.
    Edit: Over a year later people are still commenting "Respect". I gotta say- I respect that.

  • @GreenDragon-fm5kn
    @GreenDragon-fm5kn 4 года назад +619

    Dani: I'm just gonna move across the entire continent...
    Geographers: I'm gonna end this man's whole career.

    • @Danidev
      @Danidev  4 года назад +197

      Im not good at geography okay

    • @tocamose
      @tocamose 4 года назад +1

      Yessir

    • @darkkightromandagamer238
      @darkkightromandagamer238 4 года назад +2

      @@Danidev lol me nether

    • @its_secret5375
      @its_secret5375 4 года назад +3

      @@Danidev it is okay to be not good at geography I move like 10 steps out of my house and say Tomy friends that I travelled across world to get here

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html da

  • @CheeseSpaghetti42
    @CheeseSpaghetti42 4 года назад +152

    Re run: yay everyone’s gonna replace karlson
    Karlson: *Hold up...*

    • @CaffeineManu
      @CaffeineManu 4 года назад +6

      Karlson: Hold my Milk...

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @CaffeineManu
      @CaffeineManu 4 года назад

      We know there is Dani Tutorials, wich is more dead than the walking dead fan base, but i aint falling for the false link trap, ive seen this jokes before

  • @qubalabHD
    @qubalabHD 2 года назад +7

    -The last time someone I know did not leave a tip for the waiter.
    -Why?!
    -Couse he spoke about the drill.

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 4 года назад +899

    Dani: " Is it just me or that pinky finger is looking kinda _thin_ "
    *_He's evolving, just backwards_*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html

    • @lordspite.
      @lordspite. 4 года назад +2

      Hey don’t steal my Comment Jk jk Only if u like oj

    • @NicknamingName
      @NicknamingName 4 года назад +2

      kerzyi ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html

    • @_Tima124
      @_Tima124 4 года назад +1

      @@kerzyi8399 ruclips.net/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/видео.html

    • @McNasty..
      @McNasty.. 4 года назад

      Nickname Name agreed

  • @Broken0Hearted
    @Broken0Hearted 4 года назад +1169

    "holding a sword without hands is kinda difficult"
    *Karlson has left the chat*

  • @name.mp4736
    @name.mp4736 4 года назад +352

    When Danny doesn’t upload for three weeks
    That damn “game” “developer” is up to something

  • @Fishkage
    @Fishkage 2 года назад +26

    Dani: "Usually holding a sword without a hand is pretty hard"
    Gilgamesh & Archer: "Allow me to introduce myself"

    • @BLACKEDSNEPER
      @BLACKEDSNEPER Год назад

      Karlson without the hands left the chat

    • @vishnunair156
      @vishnunair156 10 месяцев назад +1

      He did say "usually" so he still technically right.

    • @Mari0Kid1234
      @Mari0Kid1234 6 месяцев назад

      Rec Room

  • @nicklighty
    @nicklighty 4 года назад +93

    "Cause holding a sword without an arm is usually, kind of hard."
    Karson: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @krave3746
      @krave3746 4 года назад +3

      @@kerzyi8399 dont lie

    • @Aditya_Rout
      @Aditya_Rout 4 года назад +1

      What about Minecraft?

    • @I_I_I_I_I713
      @I_I_I_I_I713 4 года назад +1

      Aditya Rout, only if you dont press f5

    • @imapancake4172
      @imapancake4172 4 года назад

      @@Aditya_Rout if u are in first person and using raytracing in minecraft u at legit nuthng but a hand

  • @spectacularspaghetti1849
    @spectacularspaghetti1849 4 года назад +196

    Dani: Also, isnt that finger lookin' kinda *thin* ?
    Me: They had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @tezambrano6682
    @tezambrano6682 4 года назад +170

    Me in school: 7 DAYS TO MAKE HOMEWORK, BUT I ONLY HAVE 3 DAYS

    • @baptistemaillard7054
      @baptistemaillard7054 4 года назад +7

      More like 20 minutes 😓

    • @obz1357
      @obz1357 4 года назад

      @@baptistemaillard7054 do you mean 1 minute

    • @artemis7808
      @artemis7808 4 года назад +3

      But I have until the teacher is done collecting homework right now at this moment

    • @Gamefileplays
      @Gamefileplays 4 года назад

      @@obz1357 on a good day

    • @able814
      @able814 4 года назад

      game file plays h-how much time do you have left???

  • @Aightmeh
    @Aightmeh Год назад +8

    Strange or not i still play this game since it was created (little bit sooner, but same year) this game's music makes me think that this game made my childhood... when i open my laptop and open this game, i can not get smile out of my face... this is just masterpiece! I always think this game is my whole nostalgia even tho it was created 2 years ago!

    • @dasgnu4562
      @dasgnu4562 Год назад

      I can relate to this so much! For me it's that one old Karlson Demo that you can still download and I occasionally realize I've been playing that one for more than two years as well.
      Would be nice to see an epic return of the milk maestro Dani some day...

  • @ShinyEmeraldGames
    @ShinyEmeraldGames 4 года назад +232

    Dani: thin..
    Me: Wait that's illegal.

    • @vyomthakkar8209
      @vyomthakkar8209 4 года назад +5

      Damn this comment is only 1 minute old and he already hearted it.

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html e

    • @Mason2ii
      @Mason2ii 4 года назад +3

      @@kerzyi8399 frick off

    • @unknowown7484
      @unknowown7484 4 года назад +2

      stop, you've violated the law

    • @bell7241
      @bell7241 4 года назад +2

      .Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence

  • @moonglowmelodies7336
    @moonglowmelodies7336 4 года назад +540

    RUclipsrs: likes their own videos
    Dani: dislikes his own videos

  • @imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas
    @imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas 4 года назад +84

    Dani: * releases a game *
    Speedrunning community: " C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D "

  • @HydaGaeming
    @HydaGaeming 2 года назад +4

    i actually just played this and it was great. it fixed my biggest problem with karlson's demo, which was the lack of mobility in the air, and it also had a fun and addicting gameplay loop.

  • @szlerpy8322
    @szlerpy8322 4 года назад +337

    "7 days to make a game"
    Dani: "Three, take it or leave it."

    • @AgsmaJustAgsma
      @AgsmaJustAgsma 4 года назад +7

      Dani crunches time like it's a Nesquik bar.

    • @loveiphones4550
      @loveiphones4550 4 года назад +6

      iphone is better than Aindroid

    • @Danidev
      @Danidev  4 года назад +69

      its the best i can do

    • @durrrdurt
      @durrrdurt 4 года назад +1

      Dani i read the title and thought it said “7 days to die but i only have 30 days” i just figured you finally lost your mind

    • @DeadEndSwag
      @DeadEndSwag 4 года назад +4

      @@loveiphones4550 hey I hate you for saying that

  • @TheKalashnidude
    @TheKalashnidude 4 года назад +270

    "Never added swords to a game"
    sad Off the Sticks noises...
    Off the *THICCS*

  • @IITerranII
    @IITerranII 4 года назад +387

    No one noticed the dirty joke about the “milk sock”

    • @Danidev
      @Danidev  4 года назад +178

      it went unnoticed

    • @nog6885
      @nog6885 4 года назад +10

      oh i noticed alright

    • @Kameranium
      @Kameranium 4 года назад +8

      I did, and I actually cringed.

    • @kevwi
      @kevwi 4 года назад +17

      alot of the his fanbase are children which is the same for all youtubers

    • @ibroz2136
      @ibroz2136 4 года назад +3

      @@Danidev stealth 100

  • @syrusgrove8682
    @syrusgrove8682 Год назад +5

    Karlson being released fully will be the second coming of christ.

  • @shoeboxstuff8526
    @shoeboxstuff8526 4 года назад +86

    You have seven days to finish the GameJam!
    Dani: Theres three actually.

  • @LiquidOats
    @LiquidOats 4 года назад +164

    3:11
    *roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna yoink this texture, and there’s *nothing you can do*

  • @fallondo
    @fallondo 4 года назад +126

    "Dont trust anyone, even not yourself"
    Dani yoinks himself - 2020 colorized

  • @blankslate7
    @blankslate7 7 месяцев назад +2

    Dani, take your time with whatever is happening with you, have a good day or night

  • @musium3297
    @musium3297 4 года назад +167

    Dani: Is it just me or is this pinky looking kinda *THIN*
    Let’s be honest, nobody expected that

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @TonyFunaro
      @TonyFunaro 4 года назад

      @BlockiFahad he's plugging his channel lol

    • @m.r3052
      @m.r3052 4 года назад

      Everybody did

    • @severalpeople7482
      @severalpeople7482 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @lavnaf
    @lavnaf 4 года назад +182

    Nobody:
    Dani: hippity hoppity those textures are my property

  • @marcofilho
    @marcofilho 4 года назад +22

    4:15 OMG i was waiting like FOREVER for dani to say THIN instead of thick and break our expectations

  • @Remator_Animations
    @Remator_Animations 9 месяцев назад +2

    Tanks Dani! I appreciate you're game you made Called: RE:RUN very awesome!

  • @Kazuhira64
    @Kazuhira64 3 года назад +543

    "Is it just me or is that finger looking kinda...thin"
    We've been tricked
    We've been backstabbed
    We've been quite possibly bamboozled

    • @bapple6255
      @bapple6255 3 года назад +1

      why did u have to put in a david jones reference XD

    • @bapple6255
      @bapple6255 3 года назад +1

      @jomama ....

    • @GUDG161
      @GUDG161 3 года назад +5

      And then stay awake for 27 hours

    • @grzesiufranek9296
      @grzesiufranek9296 3 года назад +4

      our medic didnt ubercharged us so we loosed

    • @stacymitchell3678
      @stacymitchell3678 3 года назад

      The chosen One all hail the chosen one

  • @aperson8168
    @aperson8168 4 года назад +184

    "Is it me or the pinky finger looking kinda,thin"
    Me: *he's a little confuse,but he got the spirit*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 4 года назад +1

      @@kerzyi8399 nice self promotion, get a dislike

    • @jojitcamero1705
      @jojitcamero1705 4 года назад

      @@kerzyi8399 Watch this and tell me what Self Promoting means ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html

    • @spruceclient8307
      @spruceclient8307 4 года назад +1

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @weallology5726
      @weallology5726 4 года назад

      A Person it gave me a heart attack

  • @sorm3536
    @sorm3536 4 года назад +40

    Being here since close to the beginning and seeing dani’s editing get better is so wholesome

  • @lilkangarooo
    @lilkangarooo Год назад +3

    "Roses are red, violets are blue, my textures are mine, and yours are mine too."

  • @crimson9090
    @crimson9090 4 года назад +201

    Dani: *Is it just me or that pinky finger lookin’ kinda*
    Me: *THICC*
    Dani: thin
    *Not gonna lie they had us in the first half*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html 3rd channel

    • @crimson9090
      @crimson9090 4 года назад +1

      Woosh Bait yes

    • @stupid-idiot-555
      @stupid-idiot-555 4 года назад +1

      These are either rick rolls, stick bugs, or distraction dances, so I say NO to RUclips links

    • @NicknamingName
      @NicknamingName 4 года назад +1

      kerzyi ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html

    • @bigoof469
      @bigoof469 4 года назад

      Everyone just report @@kerzyi8399

  • @aliennug
    @aliennug 4 года назад +173

    Anyone whenever they play a Dani game:
    “I bet I’m a bean right now.”

  • @SoUniqueUser
    @SoUniqueUser 4 года назад +175

    “Real” fans:NOOOOO you can’t just waste time with a game jam you should work on karlson
    Dani:haha gamejam so BRRRRRRRR

  • @AIRBORN_EEvEE
    @AIRBORN_EEvEE Год назад +1

    I still enjoy RE:Run to this day.
    Take your time man, I can wait.
    -an old-ish fan.

  • @-Mr.Cookie-
    @-Mr.Cookie- 4 года назад +122

    I finished danis poem,
    Roses are red, violets are blue, ima yoink these textures from you.

    • @-Mr.Cookie-
      @-Mr.Cookie- 4 года назад +6

      Thanks for the

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 4 года назад +1

      thanks

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html hh

    • @-Mr.Cookie-
      @-Mr.Cookie- 4 года назад +1

      @@kerzyi8399 why?

    • @7drag0n
      @7drag0n 4 года назад +4

      roses are red, violets are blue, these textures are mine, f*** you

  • @samk4480
    @samk4480 4 года назад +81

    Ok so Dani’s channel is just some guy going “hey you can’t do this” and Dani saying “OBSERVE” and I’m all for it

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 4 года назад +3

      Yeah that's it and you forgot to say he randomly say " *THICC* " whenever he sees things.
      And he create beans

    • @buffrichard8107
      @buffrichard8107 4 года назад

      I feel bad for Dani, look at all these comments and it’s all stuff like “why you can’t try to make a game with RTX, super realistic stuff, and 58 hours of gameplay, and if you can’t do that you suck”

  • @scarlettcoffeemoji
    @scarlettcoffeemoji 4 года назад +66

    Dani: *Milks Neo Nomen's musics*
    Evan King: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @Maxyboianimates
    @Maxyboianimates 4 месяца назад +2

    4:16 top ten anime betrayals

  • @awkward1290
    @awkward1290 3 года назад +201

    0:50 within this part of the video, he adds a point system:
    50 - gets backpack
    1 - stamina level up
    5000 - still a virgin
    500 - got out of basement.
    In total, of course, he got 5551 points within the video. This comment is completely worthless but hey, it's something.
    Edit: Apparently some people are copying my comment so please stop, people are getting annoyed.

  • @Elian1
    @Elian1 4 года назад +98

    Plot twist: Dani gets invited to the oscars by making that game

  • @roblox_hanmadev
    @roblox_hanmadev 4 года назад +53

    All Game Jammers: "Noooooo, you cant just join the competition that lasts 7 days, do it in 3 and still WIN!!!!" Dani: "Haha, speed go BRRRRR"

    • @butternutithink1067
      @butternutithink1067 4 года назад

      Thats the reason it already has speedruns

    • @tsutei5136
      @tsutei5136 4 года назад +1

      but he said that the game was disqualified or some kind of stuff...?

    • @beanie9144
      @beanie9144 4 года назад

      @@tsutei5136 he said something like"i wouldnt join game jams and competitions like that bcuz everyone knows me and vote for me bcuz of that"

    • @tsutei5136
      @tsutei5136 4 года назад

      @@beanie9144 oh. thanks for explaining

  • @GamingMonkey123
    @GamingMonkey123 Год назад +3

    4:07 SUSSY baka
    7:24 got kicked on the wrong place

  • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
    @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 года назад +153

    Dani: *hey body.. i know im tired af but can i stay up longer?*
    Dani´s body: *to finish game?*
    Dani: *yes to finish game*
    **actually just adds milk in every level LIKE A BOSS**

    • @deinname7981
      @deinname7981 4 года назад +3

      introducing: *THE TRICKSTER*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/NJmtPi8tSpk/видео.html dani 3 channel

    • @meganixi5282
      @meganixi5282 4 года назад +1

      @@kerzyi8399 okgomgomgapodjaugOMGGFG FADNAIIN

    • @Tuberex
      @Tuberex 4 года назад +1

      Green bean: banana
      Mom: R/iamveryrandom
      Gb: Shut up
      Mom: actually shuts up like a boss
      Sorry it's 12 pm

    • @vynexfn8798
      @vynexfn8798 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/NJmtPi8tSpk/видео.html dani

  • @gamedevgoose9887
    @gamedevgoose9887 4 года назад +156

    My therapist: “human arm duel Sword wielding bean doesn’t exist”
    Dani, my other therapist: 4:47 *BEAN GO BRRRR*

    • @justaguy4532
      @justaguy4532 4 года назад +1

      Nah bruh its supposed to be
      My therapist: bla bla bla doesnt exist
      Bla bla bla: (insert time)

    • @adjmoo
      @adjmoo 4 года назад +1

      B e a n

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 года назад

      @@justaguy4532 bean:

  • @account4249
    @account4249 4 года назад +106

    Dani: *”Holding a sword without a hand is usually hard to do”*
    Minecraft players: *”Allow us to introduce ourselves”*

  • @bekfastking5810
    @bekfastking5810 2 года назад +3

    The theme that Dani went for is kinda like the style of Superliminal but without the whole perspective is reality part if you know what I mean (in Superliminal once you reach the end of the level you restart the level with a slight change in it)

  • @aprolux9436
    @aprolux9436 4 года назад +267

    Son: How are babies made?
    Dad: Unity’s particle system.

    • @ibecommentingfrnocap
      @ibecommentingfrnocap 4 года назад +3

      Why are you putting random true facts in comments

    • @exakter8555
      @exakter8555 4 года назад +1

      underrated comment this made me laught so fucking hard haha xd

    • @kittleo3614
      @kittleo3614 4 года назад +1

      Perfect Shadow 69th like gamerz

    • @purplecreature7725
      @purplecreature7725 4 года назад

      Ok

    • @Vijwal
      @Vijwal 4 года назад +1

      Put it on Dani's subreddit

  • @obamaprism2809
    @obamaprism2809 4 года назад +121

    Someone: I bet you can't mak-
    Literally everyone: SHUT, SHUT IT, SHUT

    • @iwasborn8470
      @iwasborn8470 4 года назад +2

      i bet he cant make a game using the roblox engine (or he cant do that?)

    • @obamaprism2809
      @obamaprism2809 4 года назад

      @@iwasborn8470 SHUT! SHUT!

    • @obamaprism2809
      @obamaprism2809 4 года назад

      @JustOrdinaryLucas SHUT, SHUUT, SHUUUUUUUUUUUTTT

  • @crackidog
    @crackidog 4 года назад +76

    everybody gangsta till grandma competes in the game jam

    • @PDCMYTC
      @PDCMYTC 4 года назад

      Don't read my name

    • @Gordye
      @Gordye 4 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @jerjay6621
      @jerjay6621 4 года назад

      Please DONT CHECK My RUclips Channel as you said your majesty

  • @thedylanator134
    @thedylanator134 Год назад +1

    When you said thin instead of thicc it should go on a top 10 anime betrayals.

  • @musicofglen
    @musicofglen 4 года назад +107

    Dani: *says THINN*
    Me: we've been backstabbed, tricked, and quite possibly bamboozled

    • @shahidmiah110
      @shahidmiah110 4 года назад +1

      When did he say thinnn

    • @e_-us6lx
      @e_-us6lx 4 года назад

      Shahid Miah 4:13

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 4 года назад +1

      Yea im sorry but in the correct order, its 'tricked, backstabbed, and baboozled'

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @panrogacz9166
      @panrogacz9166 4 года назад

      @@kerzyi8399 i know thats rickroll or stickbug

  • @aryanchavan6053
    @aryanchavan6053 4 года назад +142

    I liked the part where he withdrawed from the competition just to be fair(that's preety cool)

    • @ayyubshaffy3612
      @ayyubshaffy3612 4 года назад +6

      cuz thats what boners do

    • @goblingamer606
      @goblingamer606 4 года назад +1

      @@ayyubshaffy3612 withdraw?

    • @corvus3835
      @corvus3835 4 года назад +2

      @@goblingamer606 not cheat

    • @minecraftcito5979
      @minecraftcito5979 4 года назад +1

      *withdrew

    • @ayyubshaffy3612
      @ayyubshaffy3612 4 года назад +4

      ​@@goblingamer606 he withdrew cus there was a bias in his ratings - some ppl know him and like him so they gave him a better rating which is kinda unfair fo the unpopular but talented game devs

  • @codecream6311
    @codecream6311 4 года назад +37

    Bracket: starts a 2nd largest game jam
    Dani's Grandma: *I do not have such weaknesses*

  • @Sinichi_Maki
    @Sinichi_Maki Месяц назад

    Ngl this is the best soundtrack from your games thanks to evan

  • @internetguyperson
    @internetguyperson 4 года назад +74

    “I’m gonna go hit the sack now.”
    *goes to bed*
    “lEtS pLaY rAiD sHaDoW lEgEnDs!”

  • @SweetCitrix
    @SweetCitrix 4 года назад +37

    Dani:Slicing red guys is kind of fun.
    Super hot:That’s my idea

  • @eandvwiglegames1030
    @eandvwiglegames1030 4 года назад +160

    “But what’s the point of a killer bean if there’s no one to kill.”
    My brain: “Let me put it in a language you can understand.”

  • @biggav9715
    @biggav9715 2 года назад +5

    He made a better game in 3 days then I could in my entire life.

  • @arcticcat1751
    @arcticcat1751 4 года назад +172

    Dani: makes a game in three days
    Yandere dev: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @zinedsdrawkcab840
      @zinedsdrawkcab840 4 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @mybzul
      @mybzul 4 года назад

      😂

    • @spacedoughnutuwu1065
      @spacedoughnutuwu1065 4 года назад +1

      If you don't know who is Yandere Dev, he is a Dev of a game called "Yandere simulator" and it takes YEARS to make the game, annnnddd Osana of course

    • @adjmoo
      @adjmoo 4 года назад +5

      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if-*
      ok yeah you get the joke.

    • @ZeroRaxo
      @ZeroRaxo 4 года назад

      @@adjmoo i did it on my game and i will put encryption to my game file so nobody can access the code because i don't know how to use switch statement :)

  • @this_channel_is_discontinued
    @this_channel_is_discontinued 4 года назад +223

    You have 7 days to make a game
    Dani: “LIAR”

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @XYZynre
      @XYZynre 4 года назад

      69th like

    • @leokum3101
      @leokum3101 4 года назад +1

      @Woosh Bait I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DUDE!

    • @ajjaja892
      @ajjaja892 4 года назад +1

      @Woosh Bait thanks so much

    • @ajjaja892
      @ajjaja892 4 года назад +2

      Thai is Daniel real 3rd channel:
      ruclips.net/user/DanisTutorials
      Aka danis totourials

  • @blbproductions1417
    @blbproductions1417 4 года назад +71

    Them: You have 7 Days to make the game
    Dani: There's three, actually

  • @uno-theofficialcardgamebyMatel
    @uno-theofficialcardgamebyMatel 2 года назад

    I was working on a murder mystery where you wake up after falling from a building after being pushed by a man with a mask. After you wake up you get dressed and go to a party where everyone is gossiping about where you can find clues. The aim of the game is to find out who murdered you in the fewest days. I was really happy with the final product but slept through the submit time so I didn't get it still am working on ways to make a 3rd one and love the concept of it

  • @sparkplayz6910
    @sparkplayz6910 4 года назад +65

    idea for Karlson: in every level there could be some sort of hidden room where you can find a member of the Billy family and you have to kill them if you do it in every level you unlock a hidden final boss where Billy takes revenge by the narrator telling you to press the button on the back of Billy for infinite milk if the player presses it Billy becomes giant and takes his revenge becoming a giant robot attacks: laser cannon , punch with left or right arm , giant minigun , volley of missiles
    like if you want this in the game
    edit: you have to grapple hook onto his back to hit his weak spot (you also get a golden katana and)

    • @a1plays239
      @a1plays239 4 года назад

      Yyyyeeeeessss dddddaaaaaannnnniiiii aaaaaddddddddd ttttthhhhhiiiissssss!!!!!!!😆😆😆

    • @potatomo9609
      @potatomo9609 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @franfb7934
      @franfb7934 4 года назад

      Ha u really think billy could do that?

    • @franfb7934
      @franfb7934 4 года назад

      Well maybe he could with the power of M I L K

    • @primordial345
      @primordial345 4 года назад

      Copy paste this on every single dani video to get his attention

  • @WrongboyArchived
    @WrongboyArchived 4 года назад +354

    “Roses are red”
    “Violets are blue”
    “As long as Dani yoinks”
    “He gets a view”

  • @wintkit
    @wintkit 4 года назад +106

    "Holding a sword without an arm is _usually kinda hard_ "
    Karlson: Am I a joke to you?

  • @DaCommander31
    @DaCommander31 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just started a new Unity project and thanks to you I knew exactly what to add first...

  • @a89w0oyhd9ow8a
    @a89w0oyhd9ow8a 4 года назад +78

    Dani: " Is it just me or that pinky finger is looking kinda thin "
    Me: Wait, that's illegal.

  • @Rare_Ani
    @Rare_Ani 4 года назад +33

    Every game Dani makes is just an alternate early access version of Karlson.

  • @thickskulls
    @thickskulls 4 года назад +76

    i once had a horrible nightmare
    where dani stopped making games

    • @djblackcat1999
      @djblackcat1999 4 года назад +2

      I had the best remove my life! I had a dream that Dani would stop focusing on other games and make karlson!

    • @medic3148
      @medic3148 4 года назад +1

      SCARY

    • @RealCrazyCoolYT
      @RealCrazyCoolYT 4 года назад +1

      dj black cat I wish he would keep making off the sticks after Karlson

    • @djblackcat1999
      @djblackcat1999 4 года назад

      @@nilaykanakia5489 ya

    • @BobDookie
      @BobDookie 4 года назад

      @@nilaykanakia5489 3*

  • @RockJo54_monke
    @RockJo54_monke 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a Norwegian I can comfirm that Vitamin Bears running through your veins gives you superhuman abilities

  • @justabouteverything7243
    @justabouteverything7243 3 года назад +235

    "I Went To Bed, Then Woke Up 4 Days Later"
    -Dani 2020

  • @Sweet-z8m
    @Sweet-z8m 4 года назад +75

    I got on “rose are red violets are blue, your texture is mine and theirs nothing you can do.”

    • @itstosgoxgo
      @itstosgoxgo 4 года назад +5

      Rose's are Red, Violets are Blue. Your Texture is Mine, Yah, its Rewind Time

    • @itsyaboijake6152
      @itsyaboijake6152 4 года назад +3

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Hey Goomba
      Frick you

    • @ODiS33
      @ODiS33 4 года назад +2

      i thought of "Roses are red, Violets are blue...
      YOINK!
      Your textures are mine, too!"

    • @steaklake8312
      @steaklake8312 4 года назад

      Good Job Boners

    • @santiagogalante686
      @santiagogalante686 4 года назад

      There's*

  • @maximilliandinata6062
    @maximilliandinata6062 4 года назад +75

    Nobody:
    Dani: THICCC (+10000 likes)

  • @Bullpoog
    @Bullpoog Год назад +36

    Man do I wonder what app Dani uses for managing his tasks

    • @chillteensie
      @chillteensie Год назад

      trello

    • @tawagotoCage
      @tawagotoCage Год назад +1

      ​@@chillteensier/woooosh

    • @elijah5220
      @elijah5220 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@chillteensieThank You! I was searching for that!

    • @Abcozmo
      @Abcozmo 10 месяцев назад

      Why

  • @dunnowtsi7
    @dunnowtsi7 4 года назад +26

    He Protecc,
    He Attacc,
    But Most Importantly
    Hit the sacc is bacc

  • @deltaxeno7807
    @deltaxeno7807 4 года назад +145

    Dani: "Killing red bois is fun. Because *F### red bois."*
    Me: *Have I told you about the game SuperHOT?*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html 3rd channel

    • @daniyalkadar886
      @daniyalkadar886 4 года назад +2

      @@kerzyi8399 nice self promotion buddy

    • @fangbozhu7379
      @fangbozhu7379 4 года назад +1

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    • @ethevr7146
      @ethevr7146 4 года назад

      How dare you tell me about that witchcraft *I was there when it was written*

    • @johnes2337
      @johnes2337 4 года назад +1

      *Have I told you about the game Hong Kong 97?*
      ruclips.net/video/M_aXcH1zDEE/видео.html
      Those ugly fuckin reds.

  • @themaxperiencedev346
    @themaxperiencedev346 4 года назад +104

    Dani: one of the top most wishlisted game on steam
    Auto generated captions: the most racist game on steam

    • @carstealer
      @carstealer 4 года назад

      OMG!!!!??? DANI MADE RACIST GAME/????!??!?!?!??!?! DELETE DANI AND GAME FROM EXIST ENCE!!>??!?!?!@!zOL28U

    • @4ce7heguy31
      @4ce7heguy31 4 года назад

      Dani is racist?! kms : +HnzmM++;;;¡¡¡!!!!!!

  • @John1250gerhgidehgirehg
    @John1250gerhgidehgirehg Год назад +1

    "i aint stoppin anytime soon" *5 seconds later* "im actually going to stop doing this-

  • @bradfreese9515
    @bradfreese9515 3 года назад +472

    Dani’s grandma when she watches this video and sees her famous jam: *happy grandma noises*

    • @Blumoon09
      @Blumoon09 3 года назад

      @@raygu4287 no urs

    • @CheckTheOven
      @CheckTheOven 3 года назад +3

      My grandpa died :(

    • @code6054
      @code6054 3 года назад +3

      @@CheckTheOven sad :((

    • @CheckTheOven
      @CheckTheOven 3 года назад +2

      Yes :((

    • @code6054
      @code6054 3 года назад +3

      @@CheckTheOven guys on ur keyboard press f to pay respects because this sad :((
      in my case I will press f on my mobile keyboard
      f

  • @maskofmany9208
    @maskofmany9208 4 года назад +35

    Dani: makes a new game
    Random Guy: I am speed

  • @paulbarryarabit2112
    @paulbarryarabit2112 4 года назад +45

    Nobody:
    Dani: let's make a game that the protagonist looks like a *bean*

    • @zamn7937
      @zamn7937 4 года назад

      Killer bean forever the game :O

    • @jesseyNiepce
      @jesseyNiepce 4 года назад +1

      Fall guys

  • @lorenzocampanella8651
    @lorenzocampanella8651 8 месяцев назад +1

    6:56 "beat all the ennemies to proceed"
    Me who knows slip jump: ha ha speed go brrr