Making a Game, But I Only Have 3 Days

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025

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  • @Danidev
    @Danidev  4 года назад +17506

    *smash subscribe or i drink your milk and eat your beans*

  • @lucmartin6745
    @lucmartin6745 4 года назад +35019

    Aight, this is cool but I bet you can't make a game using the roblox engine.

    • @jj_falcon2117
      @jj_falcon2117 4 года назад +937

      Anthony Grande He could figure it out pretty quick. Lua is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @tristan6495
      @tristan6495 4 года назад +466

      please say he does this that would be so funny

    • @yolomax
      @yolomax 4 года назад +240

      Lua is easy but because im not big brain dani it put error in my output when im just trying to sent message

    • @krizvas
      @krizvas 4 года назад +182

      I made a few games on roblox with it. It's easy to master. The scripting is the hardest but making like, buildings and details is fairly easy and fun.

    • @sliveriousthegamer1174
      @sliveriousthegamer1174 4 года назад +207

      No. Just no. Do not relate good RUclipsrs to Roblox. That will ruin my whole life.

  • @AMAANBG
    @AMAANBG 4 года назад +2198

    So basically you speedrun developing the game?
    *Stonks!*

  • @k4lppe878
    @k4lppe878 4 года назад +327

    Dani: holding a sword without an arm is usually kinda hard
    K A R L S O N

    • @fizzy6040
      @fizzy6040 4 года назад +2

      Yes karlson, the floating sword

    • @gezerim
      @gezerim 4 года назад +1

      Karlson has the power that why

    • @Danidev
      @Danidev  4 года назад +41

      Oh boi are you sure about that?

    • @mujganbolgi2089
      @mujganbolgi2089 4 года назад

      @@Danidev looks like your'e doing your comment parade, anyways great game.

    • @vxczyle
      @vxczyle 4 года назад

      maybe you are using telekinisess (spelt wrong) to hold ur weapons in karlson

  • @dylanenriguehuntington2908
    @dylanenriguehuntington2908 6 месяцев назад +11

    Actually really solid of his part to leave the competition due to his own popularity, what a cool dude.

  • @youshouldchill6156
    @youshouldchill6156 3 года назад +562

    You know what. I respect this. He destroyed his sanity and then he dropped out to give everyone a fair chance.
    Edit: Over a year later people are still commenting "Respect". I gotta say- I respect that.

  • @imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas
    @imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas 4 года назад +87

    Dani: * releases a game *
    Speedrunning community: " C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D "

    • @lareija
      @lareija 4 года назад

      1:69 former wr

    • @flips3831
      @flips3831 4 года назад +1

      @@lareija jared: 1:69 former wr
      Me: C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D

    • @quickzix9758
      @quickzix9758 4 года назад +1

      I ruined your 69 likes

    • @imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas
      @imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas 4 года назад

      OK WHAT IS GOING ON? IT'S JUST BEEN AN HOUR AND I ALREADY GOT 89 LIKES?

  • @orangee_blox
    @orangee_blox Год назад +60

    Making a game, but i only have 3 decades:
    K A R L S O N

  • @nicklighty
    @nicklighty 4 года назад +97

    "Cause holding a sword without an arm is usually, kind of hard."
    Karson: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @krave3746
      @krave3746 4 года назад +3

      @@kerzyi8399 dont lie

    • @Aditya_Rout
      @Aditya_Rout 4 года назад +1

      What about Minecraft?

    • @I_I_I_I_I713
      @I_I_I_I_I713 4 года назад +1

      Aditya Rout, only if you dont press f5

    • @imapancake4172
      @imapancake4172 4 года назад

      @@Aditya_Rout if u are in first person and using raytracing in minecraft u at legit nuthng but a hand

  • @GreenDragon-fm5kn
    @GreenDragon-fm5kn 4 года назад +633

    Dani: I'm just gonna move across the entire continent...
    Geographers: I'm gonna end this man's whole career.

    • @Danidev
      @Danidev  4 года назад +204

      Im not good at geography okay

    • @tocamose
      @tocamose 4 года назад +1

      Yessir

    • @darkkightromandagamer238
      @darkkightromandagamer238 4 года назад +2

      @@Danidev lol me nether

    • @its_secret5375
      @its_secret5375 4 года назад +3

      @@Danidev it is okay to be not good at geography I move like 10 steps out of my house and say Tomy friends that I travelled across world to get here

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html da

  • @duckieboi
    @duckieboi 4 года назад +151

    GameJam: Exist
    Dani: I can milk you

  • @duckikalog
    @duckikalog 2 года назад +156

    Dani: Theres no way to cross this gap without double jump
    Speedrunners: We'll See about that *Discovers Double Jump Glitch*

    • @RafcioPafci00
      @RafcioPafci00 Год назад +1

      It's infinite jump glitch

    • @lorenzocampanella8651
      @lorenzocampanella8651 11 месяцев назад

      Me with my vid ass finger that know slide speed build : haha jump go brrrrr

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +189

    "You have 7 days to make a game"
    Dani: _"Make it 3"_

    • @Kalebramdial
      @Kalebramdial 4 года назад +4

      I have committed several war crimes and thus cannot go to heaven

    • @rerongypros2936
      @rerongypros2936 4 года назад

      Come on this profile picture is so cursed that i have seen you before

    • @noonstar3435
      @noonstar3435 9 месяцев назад

      3, take it or leave it

  • @sykoo
    @sykoo 4 года назад +1133

    dani the definition of speedy boi

  • @tezambrano6682
    @tezambrano6682 4 года назад +177

    Me in school: 7 DAYS TO MAKE HOMEWORK, BUT I ONLY HAVE 3 DAYS

    • @baptistemaillard7054
      @baptistemaillard7054 4 года назад +7

      More like 20 minutes 😓

    • @obz1357
      @obz1357 4 года назад

      @@baptistemaillard7054 do you mean 1 minute

    • @artemis7808
      @artemis7808 4 года назад +3

      But I have until the teacher is done collecting homework right now at this moment

    • @Gamefileplays
      @Gamefileplays 4 года назад

      @@obz1357 on a good day

    • @able814
      @able814 4 года назад

      game file plays h-how much time do you have left???

  • @DaRealMemeKid
    @DaRealMemeKid 2 года назад +69

    This was one of the best birthday presents I could see. Thanks, Dani for releasing this game on my EXACT BIRTHDAY!

    • @BLACKEDSNEPER
      @BLACKEDSNEPER 2 года назад +1

      noice

    • @upsidedownonion
      @upsidedownonion 2 года назад +8

      yes im sure he was thinking of you when he was making this video. also this video was released 2 years ago and you commented 7 months ago wtf

    • @no2no182
      @no2no182 2 года назад

      @@upsidedownonion idk I think people are stupid

    • @totallynotplagiarized
      @totallynotplagiarized Год назад

      @@upsidedownonionI replied to a 7 months old reply to the about 1 year old comment

    • @DorcasOyetayo
      @DorcasOyetayo 11 месяцев назад

      Ooh my God😢😅😅​@@upsidedownonion

  • @chimpyvr6211
    @chimpyvr6211 4 года назад +4825

    Most of your recent games look similar, you should try to make a game with a totally different art style and genre....... or you can’t do that

    • @sheikhspeare6637
      @sheikhspeare6637 4 года назад +553

      D- Do you know what you have brought upon this earth? Now Dani is going to make the next Crysis and we'll have to buy it just so our grandsons can run it smoothly.

    • @dimonok4638
      @dimonok4638 4 года назад +266

      "or you can't?" This phrase is too powerfull to be left alive!

    • @sheikhspeare6637
      @sheikhspeare6637 4 года назад +79

      @@dimonok4638 A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

    • @spenceralbano5427
      @spenceralbano5427 4 года назад +26

      @@sheikhspeare6637 Agreed

    • @arandomtowerofhellplayer9583
      @arandomtowerofhellplayer9583 4 года назад +34

      **carrying nokia hammer**

  • @szlerpy8322
    @szlerpy8322 4 года назад +340

    "7 days to make a game"
    Dani: "Three, take it or leave it."

    • @AgsmaJustAgsma
      @AgsmaJustAgsma 4 года назад +7

      Dani crunches time like it's a Nesquik bar.

    • @loveiphones4550
      @loveiphones4550 4 года назад +6

      iphone is better than Aindroid

    • @Danidev
      @Danidev  4 года назад +70

      its the best i can do

    • @durrrdurt
      @durrrdurt 4 года назад +1

      Dani i read the title and thought it said “7 days to die but i only have 30 days” i just figured you finally lost your mind

    • @DeadEndSwag
      @DeadEndSwag 4 года назад +4

      @@loveiphones4550 hey I hate you for saying that

  • @Mazrio_RenardioMFG
    @Mazrio_RenardioMFG 3 года назад +2702

    Dani: Usually holding a sword without a hand is pretty hard
    Karlson: am I a joke to you?

  • @qubalabHD
    @qubalabHD 2 года назад +7

    -The last time someone I know did not leave a tip for the waiter.
    -Why?!
    -Couse he spoke about the drill.

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 4 года назад +906

    Dani: " Is it just me or that pinky finger is looking kinda _thin_ "
    *_He's evolving, just backwards_*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html

    • @lordspite.
      @lordspite. 4 года назад +2

      Hey don’t steal my Comment Jk jk Only if u like oj

    • @NicknamingName
      @NicknamingName 4 года назад +2

      kerzyi ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html

    • @_Tima124
      @_Tima124 4 года назад +1

      @@kerzyi8399 ruclips.net/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/видео.html

    • @McNasty..
      @McNasty.. 4 года назад

      Nickname Name agreed

  • @genericname3685
    @genericname3685 4 года назад +275

    Dani: "is it me or that pinky finger lookin' kinda"
    My brain *T H I C C*
    Dani: thin
    Me: "Something is wrong. I can feel it."

    • @abuBrachiosaurus
      @abuBrachiosaurus 4 года назад +3

      Lol that was me

    • @raidon_x3
      @raidon_x3 4 года назад +7

      wait he said thin?
      *my brain said t h i c c so I thought he said t h i c c*

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 4 года назад +1

      AA

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html g

    • @YakoYakii
      @YakoYakii 4 года назад +1

      Reeeeeeeeeeee

  • @shoeboxstuff8526
    @shoeboxstuff8526 4 года назад +86

    You have seven days to finish the GameJam!
    Dani: Theres three actually.

  • @Minefnafer22
    @Minefnafer22 Месяц назад +1

    I found this game in my downloads today from all the way back then. I once again played it and had a blast!

  • @CheeseSpaghetti42
    @CheeseSpaghetti42 4 года назад +152

    Re run: yay everyone’s gonna replace karlson
    Karlson: *Hold up...*

    • @CaffeineManu
      @CaffeineManu 4 года назад +6

      Karlson: Hold my Milk...

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @CaffeineManu
      @CaffeineManu 4 года назад

      We know there is Dani Tutorials, wich is more dead than the walking dead fan base, but i aint falling for the false link trap, ive seen this jokes before

  • @musium3297
    @musium3297 4 года назад +168

    Dani: Is it just me or is this pinky looking kinda *THIN*
    Let’s be honest, nobody expected that

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @TonyFunaro
      @TonyFunaro 4 года назад

      @BlockiFahad he's plugging his channel lol

    • @m.r3052
      @m.r3052 4 года назад

      Everybody did

    • @severalpeople7482
      @severalpeople7482 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @name.mp4736
    @name.mp4736 4 года назад +352

    When Danny doesn’t upload for three weeks
    That damn “game” “developer” is up to something

  • @lilkangarooo
    @lilkangarooo Год назад +3

    "Roses are red, violets are blue, my textures are mine, and yours are mine too."

  • @spectacularspaghetti1849
    @spectacularspaghetti1849 4 года назад +198

    Dani: Also, isnt that finger lookin' kinda *thin* ?
    Me: They had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @Broken0Hearted
    @Broken0Hearted 4 года назад +1169

    "holding a sword without hands is kinda difficult"
    *Karlson has left the chat*

  • @bobbert516
    @bobbert516 4 года назад +526

    Dani: *uses thin instead of t h i c c*
    Everyone: *wait... that’s illegal...*

  • @Fishkage
    @Fishkage 2 года назад +26

    Dani: "Usually holding a sword without a hand is pretty hard"
    Gilgamesh & Archer: "Allow me to introduce myself"

    • @BLACKEDSNEPER
      @BLACKEDSNEPER 2 года назад

      Karlson without the hands left the chat

    • @vishnunair156
      @vishnunair156 Год назад +1

      He did say "usually" so he still technically right.

    • @Mari0Kid1234
      @Mari0Kid1234 8 месяцев назад

      Rec Room

  • @roblox_hanmadev
    @roblox_hanmadev 4 года назад +53

    All Game Jammers: "Noooooo, you cant just join the competition that lasts 7 days, do it in 3 and still WIN!!!!" Dani: "Haha, speed go BRRRRR"

    • @butternutithink1067
      @butternutithink1067 4 года назад

      Thats the reason it already has speedruns

    • @tsutei5136
      @tsutei5136 4 года назад +1

      but he said that the game was disqualified or some kind of stuff...?

    • @beanie9144
      @beanie9144 4 года назад

      @@tsutei5136 he said something like"i wouldnt join game jams and competitions like that bcuz everyone knows me and vote for me bcuz of that"

    • @tsutei5136
      @tsutei5136 4 года назад

      @@beanie9144 oh. thanks for explaining

  • @marcofilho
    @marcofilho 4 года назад +25

    4:15 OMG i was waiting like FOREVER for dani to say THIN instead of thick and break our expectations

  • @fallondo
    @fallondo 4 года назад +126

    "Dont trust anyone, even not yourself"
    Dani yoinks himself - 2020 colorized

  • @syrusgrove8682
    @syrusgrove8682 Год назад +5

    Karlson being released fully will be the second coming of christ.

  • @TheKalashnidude
    @TheKalashnidude 4 года назад +270

    "Never added swords to a game"
    sad Off the Sticks noises...
    Off the *THICCS*

  • @LiquidOats
    @LiquidOats 4 года назад +165

    3:11
    *roses are red, violets are blue, I’m gonna yoink this texture, and there’s *nothing you can do*

  • @sorm3536
    @sorm3536 4 года назад +41

    Being here since close to the beginning and seeing dani’s editing get better is so wholesome

  • @blankslate7
    @blankslate7 10 месяцев назад +2

    Dani, take your time with whatever is happening with you, have a good day or night

  • @samk4480
    @samk4480 4 года назад +81

    Ok so Dani’s channel is just some guy going “hey you can’t do this” and Dani saying “OBSERVE” and I’m all for it

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 4 года назад +3

      Yeah that's it and you forgot to say he randomly say " *THICC* " whenever he sees things.
      And he create beans

    • @buffrichard8107
      @buffrichard8107 4 года назад

      I feel bad for Dani, look at all these comments and it’s all stuff like “why you can’t try to make a game with RTX, super realistic stuff, and 58 hours of gameplay, and if you can’t do that you suck”

  • @awkward1290
    @awkward1290 3 года назад +201

    0:50 within this part of the video, he adds a point system:
    50 - gets backpack
    1 - stamina level up
    5000 - still a virgin
    500 - got out of basement.
    In total, of course, he got 5551 points within the video. This comment is completely worthless but hey, it's something.
    Edit: Apparently some people are copying my comment so please stop, people are getting annoyed.

  • @aliennug
    @aliennug 4 года назад +173

    Anyone whenever they play a Dani game:
    “I bet I’m a bean right now.”

  • @Ben360x
    @Ben360x 17 дней назад +1

    In 2024 in got addicted to this game for like 3 days straight

  • @Kazuhira64
    @Kazuhira64 4 года назад +541

    "Is it just me or is that finger looking kinda...thin"
    We've been tricked
    We've been backstabbed
    We've been quite possibly bamboozled

    • @bapple6255
      @bapple6255 4 года назад +1

      why did u have to put in a david jones reference XD

    • @bapple6255
      @bapple6255 4 года назад +1

      @jomama ....

    • @GUDG161
      @GUDG161 4 года назад +5

      And then stay awake for 27 hours

    • @grzesiufranek9296
      @grzesiufranek9296 4 года назад +4

      our medic didnt ubercharged us so we loosed

    • @stacymitchell3678
      @stacymitchell3678 4 года назад

      The chosen One all hail the chosen one

  • @aperson8168
    @aperson8168 4 года назад +184

    "Is it me or the pinky finger looking kinda,thin"
    Me: *he's a little confuse,but he got the spirit*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @HcazZach
      @HcazZach 4 года назад +1

      @@kerzyi8399 nice self promotion, get a dislike

    • @jojitcamero1705
      @jojitcamero1705 4 года назад

      @@kerzyi8399 Watch this and tell me what Self Promoting means ruclips.net/video/JwncAQurlqk/видео.html

    • @spruceclient8307
      @spruceclient8307 4 года назад +1

      They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    • @weallology5726
      @weallology5726 4 года назад

      A Person it gave me a heart attack

  • @moonglowmelodies7336
    @moonglowmelodies7336 4 года назад +541

    RUclipsrs: likes their own videos
    Dani: dislikes his own videos

  • @HydaGaeming
    @HydaGaeming 2 года назад +4

    i actually just played this and it was great. it fixed my biggest problem with karlson's demo, which was the lack of mobility in the air, and it also had a fun and addicting gameplay loop.

  • @wintkit
    @wintkit 4 года назад +106

    "Holding a sword without an arm is _usually kinda hard_ "
    Karlson: Am I a joke to you?

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html

    • @min8206-d7n
      @min8206-d7n 4 года назад

      *beanson*

    • @kingyoshi4169
      @kingyoshi4169 4 года назад

      Keyword, "usually".

    • @wintkit
      @wintkit 4 года назад

      DANI LIKED MY COMMENT HOW

  • @-Mr.Cookie-
    @-Mr.Cookie- 4 года назад +122

    I finished danis poem,
    Roses are red, violets are blue, ima yoink these textures from you.

    • @-Mr.Cookie-
      @-Mr.Cookie- 4 года назад +6

      Thanks for the

    • @sleep170
      @sleep170 4 года назад +1

      thanks

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html hh

    • @-Mr.Cookie-
      @-Mr.Cookie- 4 года назад +1

      @@kerzyi8399 why?

    • @7drag0n
      @7drag0n 4 года назад +4

      roses are red, violets are blue, these textures are mine, f*** you

  • @Elian1
    @Elian1 4 года назад +98

    Plot twist: Dani gets invited to the oscars by making that game

  • @AIRBORN_EEvEE
    @AIRBORN_EEvEE Год назад +1

    I still enjoy RE:Run to this day.
    Take your time man, I can wait.
    -an old-ish fan.

  • @ShinyEmeraldGames
    @ShinyEmeraldGames 4 года назад +233

    Dani: thin..
    Me: Wait that's illegal.

    • @vyomthakkar8209
      @vyomthakkar8209 4 года назад +5

      Damn this comment is only 1 minute old and he already hearted it.

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html e

    • @Mason2ii
      @Mason2ii 4 года назад +3

      @@kerzyi8399 frick off

    • @unknowown7484
      @unknowown7484 4 года назад +2

      stop, you've violated the law

    • @bell7241
      @bell7241 4 года назад +2

      .Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence

  • @crimson9090
    @crimson9090 4 года назад +202

    Dani: *Is it just me or that pinky finger lookin’ kinda*
    Me: *THICC*
    Dani: thin
    *Not gonna lie they had us in the first half*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html 3rd channel

    • @crimson9090
      @crimson9090 4 года назад +1

      Woosh Bait yes

    • @stupid-idiot-555
      @stupid-idiot-555 4 года назад +1

      These are either rick rolls, stick bugs, or distraction dances, so I say NO to RUclips links

    • @NicknamingName
      @NicknamingName 4 года назад +1

      kerzyi ruclips.net/video/yUGZwlLoZh0/видео.html

    • @bigoof469
      @bigoof469 4 года назад

      Everyone just report @@kerzyi8399

  • @thickskulls
    @thickskulls 4 года назад +76

    i once had a horrible nightmare
    where dani stopped making games

    • @djblackcat1999
      @djblackcat1999 4 года назад +2

      I had the best remove my life! I had a dream that Dani would stop focusing on other games and make karlson!

    • @medic3148
      @medic3148 4 года назад +1

      SCARY

    • @RealCrazyCoolYT
      @RealCrazyCoolYT 4 года назад +1

      dj black cat I wish he would keep making off the sticks after Karlson

    • @djblackcat1999
      @djblackcat1999 4 года назад

      @@nilaykanakia5489 ya

    • @BobDookie
      @BobDookie 4 года назад

      @@nilaykanakia5489 3*

  • @lynyoung7321
    @lynyoung7321 Месяц назад +1

    Dani gets +100000 energy strength and speed for every sip of milk he had

    • @Shinji_lkar
      @Shinji_lkar Месяц назад

      He’s gone since 2022…

    • @BLAHAJ_GAMING431
      @BLAHAJ_GAMING431 Месяц назад

      @@Shinji_lkarhe’s gonna come back. He’s simply making a game without stressing over frequent devlogs and expectations.

  • @IITerranII
    @IITerranII 4 года назад +391

    No one noticed the dirty joke about the “milk sock”

    • @Danidev
      @Danidev  4 года назад +179

      it went unnoticed

    • @nog6885
      @nog6885 4 года назад +10

      oh i noticed alright

    • @Kameranium
      @Kameranium 4 года назад +8

      I did, and I actually cringed.

    • @kevwi
      @kevwi 4 года назад +17

      alot of the his fanbase are children which is the same for all youtubers

    • @ibroz2136
      @ibroz2136 4 года назад +3

      @@Danidev stealth 100

  • @charlottecoffeemoji
    @charlottecoffeemoji 4 года назад +66

    Dani: *Milks Neo Nomen's musics*
    Evan King: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @internetguyperson
    @internetguyperson 4 года назад +74

    “I’m gonna go hit the sack now.”
    *goes to bed*
    “lEtS pLaY rAiD sHaDoW lEgEnDs!”

  • @thedylanator134
    @thedylanator134 Год назад +1

    When you said thin instead of thicc it should go on a top 10 anime betrayals.

  • @Rare_Ani
    @Rare_Ani 4 года назад +33

    Every game Dani makes is just an alternate early access version of Karlson.

  • @codecream6311
    @codecream6311 4 года назад +37

    Bracket: starts a 2nd largest game jam
    Dani's Grandma: *I do not have such weaknesses*

  • @eandvwiglegames1030
    @eandvwiglegames1030 4 года назад +160

    “But what’s the point of a killer bean if there’s no one to kill.”
    My brain: “Let me put it in a language you can understand.”

  • @Michael.Slowedsongs
    @Michael.Slowedsongs Год назад +2

    Tanks Dani! I appreciate you're game you made Called: RE:RUN very awesome!

  • @jetski8304
    @jetski8304 4 года назад +44

    You have seven days to make a game
    Dani: *Three, take it or leave it*

  • @devlogger3036
    @devlogger3036 4 года назад +75

    Dani said My game is getting lot of ratings cause they know who I am, so I'm withdrawing from the game jam.
    Me: Respect++

    • @ionutalexandrulitoiu6431
      @ionutalexandrulitoiu6431 4 года назад +3

      Why don't u try make an AR game (or you can't do that)

    • @devlogger3036
      @devlogger3036 4 года назад

      @@ionutalexandrulitoiu6431 😂

    • @ionutalexandrulitoiu6431
      @ionutalexandrulitoiu6431 4 года назад +1

      @@devlogger3036 oh sorry hi accidentally responded to your comment

    • @Iqbal1808
      @Iqbal1808 4 года назад +1

      @@ionutalexandrulitoiu6431 he should make milkman karlson an AR game

  • @account4249
    @account4249 4 года назад +106

    Dani: *”Holding a sword without a hand is usually hard to do”*
    Minecraft players: *”Allow us to introduce ourselves”*

  • @LilBestBall
    @LilBestBall Год назад +8

    Strange or not i still play this game since it was created (little bit sooner, but same year) this game's music makes me think that this game made my childhood... when i open my laptop and open this game, i can not get smile out of my face... this is just masterpiece! I always think this game is my whole nostalgia even tho it was created 2 years ago!

    • @dasgnu4562
      @dasgnu4562 Год назад

      I can relate to this so much! For me it's that one old Karlson Demo that you can still download and I occasionally realize I've been playing that one for more than two years as well.
      Would be nice to see an epic return of the milk maestro Dani some day...

  • @SoUniqueUser
    @SoUniqueUser 4 года назад +175

    “Real” fans:NOOOOO you can’t just waste time with a game jam you should work on karlson
    Dani:haha gamejam so BRRRRRRRR

  • @a89w0oyhd9ow8a
    @a89w0oyhd9ow8a 4 года назад +78

    Dani: " Is it just me or that pinky finger is looking kinda thin "
    Me: Wait, that's illegal.

  • @aprolux9436
    @aprolux9436 4 года назад +267

    Son: How are babies made?
    Dad: Unity’s particle system.

    • @ibecommentingfrnocap
      @ibecommentingfrnocap 4 года назад +3

      Why are you putting random true facts in comments

    • @exakter8555
      @exakter8555 4 года назад +1

      underrated comment this made me laught so fucking hard haha xd

    • @kittleo3614
      @kittleo3614 4 года назад +1

      Perfect Shadow 69th like gamerz

    • @purplecreature7725
      @purplecreature7725 4 года назад

      Ok

    • @Vijwal
      @Vijwal 4 года назад +1

      Put it on Dani's subreddit

  • @GamingMonkey123
    @GamingMonkey123 Год назад +3

    4:07 SUSSY baka
    7:24 got kicked on the wrong place

  • @lavnaf
    @lavnaf 4 года назад +182

    Nobody:
    Dani: hippity hoppity those textures are my property

  • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
    @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 года назад +153

    Dani: *hey body.. i know im tired af but can i stay up longer?*
    Dani´s body: *to finish game?*
    Dani: *yes to finish game*
    **actually just adds milk in every level LIKE A BOSS**

    • @deinname7981
      @deinname7981 4 года назад +3

      introducing: *THE TRICKSTER*

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/NJmtPi8tSpk/видео.html dani 3 channel

    • @meganixi5282
      @meganixi5282 4 года назад +1

      @@kerzyi8399 okgomgomgapodjaugOMGGFG FADNAIIN

    • @Tuberex
      @Tuberex 4 года назад +1

      Green bean: banana
      Mom: R/iamveryrandom
      Gb: Shut up
      Mom: actually shuts up like a boss
      Sorry it's 12 pm

    • @vynexfn8798
      @vynexfn8798 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/NJmtPi8tSpk/видео.html dani

  • @aryanchavan6053
    @aryanchavan6053 4 года назад +142

    I liked the part where he withdrawed from the competition just to be fair(that's preety cool)

    • @ayyubshaffy3612
      @ayyubshaffy3612 4 года назад +6

      cuz thats what boners do

    • @goblingamer606
      @goblingamer606 4 года назад +1

      @@ayyubshaffy3612 withdraw?

    • @corvus3835
      @corvus3835 4 года назад +2

      @@goblingamer606 not cheat

    • @minecraftcito5979
      @minecraftcito5979 4 года назад +1

      *withdrew

    • @ayyubshaffy3612
      @ayyubshaffy3612 4 года назад +4

      ​@@goblingamer606 he withdrew cus there was a bias in his ratings - some ppl know him and like him so they gave him a better rating which is kinda unfair fo the unpopular but talented game devs

  • @RockJo54_monke
    @RockJo54_monke 8 месяцев назад +1

    As a Norwegian I can comfirm that Vitamin Bears running through your veins gives you superhuman abilities

  • @gamedevgoose9887
    @gamedevgoose9887 4 года назад +156

    My therapist: “human arm duel Sword wielding bean doesn’t exist”
    Dani, my other therapist: 4:47 *BEAN GO BRRRR*

    • @justaguy4532
      @justaguy4532 4 года назад +1

      Nah bruh its supposed to be
      My therapist: bla bla bla doesnt exist
      Bla bla bla: (insert time)

    • @adjmoo
      @adjmoo 4 года назад +1

      B e a n

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 4 года назад

      @@justaguy4532 bean:

  • @sparkplayz6910
    @sparkplayz6910 4 года назад +66

    idea for Karlson: in every level there could be some sort of hidden room where you can find a member of the Billy family and you have to kill them if you do it in every level you unlock a hidden final boss where Billy takes revenge by the narrator telling you to press the button on the back of Billy for infinite milk if the player presses it Billy becomes giant and takes his revenge becoming a giant robot attacks: laser cannon , punch with left or right arm , giant minigun , volley of missiles
    like if you want this in the game
    edit: you have to grapple hook onto his back to hit his weak spot (you also get a golden katana and)

    • @a1plays239
      @a1plays239 4 года назад

      Yyyyeeeeessss dddddaaaaaannnnniiiii aaaaaddddddddd ttttthhhhhiiiissssss!!!!!!!😆😆😆

    • @potatomo9609
      @potatomo9609 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @franfb7934
      @franfb7934 4 года назад

      Ha u really think billy could do that?

    • @franfb7934
      @franfb7934 4 года назад

      Well maybe he could with the power of M I L K

    • @Sub4Animals
      @Sub4Animals 4 года назад

      Copy paste this on every single dani video to get his attention

  • @SweetCitrix
    @SweetCitrix 4 года назад +37

    Dani:Slicing red guys is kind of fun.
    Super hot:That’s my idea

  • @John1250gerhgidehgirehg
    @John1250gerhgidehgirehg Год назад +1

    "i aint stoppin anytime soon" *5 seconds later* "im actually going to stop doing this-

  • @justabouteverything7243
    @justabouteverything7243 4 года назад +235

    "I Went To Bed, Then Woke Up 4 Days Later"
    -Dani 2020

  • @dunnowtsi7
    @dunnowtsi7 4 года назад +26

    He Protecc,
    He Attacc,
    But Most Importantly
    Hit the sacc is bacc

  • @maskofmany9208
    @maskofmany9208 4 года назад +35

    Dani: makes a new game
    Random Guy: I am speed

  • @Normalname-gu8jo
    @Normalname-gu8jo 2 года назад +1

    “Vegeta how much people are in the game jam?”
    “It’s over nine thousand!”

  • @this_channel_is_discontinued
    @this_channel_is_discontinued 4 года назад +222

    You have 7 days to make a game
    Dani: “LIAR”

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @XYZynre
      @XYZynre 4 года назад

      69th like

    • @leokum3101
      @leokum3101 4 года назад +1

      @Woosh Bait I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DUDE!

    • @ajjaja892
      @ajjaja892 4 года назад +1

      @Woosh Bait thanks so much

    • @ajjaja892
      @ajjaja892 4 года назад +2

      Thai is Daniel real 3rd channel:
      ruclips.net/user/DanisTutorials
      Aka danis totourials

  • @Sweet-z8m
    @Sweet-z8m 4 года назад +75

    I got on “rose are red violets are blue, your texture is mine and theirs nothing you can do.”

    • @itstosgoxgo
      @itstosgoxgo 4 года назад +5

      Rose's are Red, Violets are Blue. Your Texture is Mine, Yah, its Rewind Time

    • @itsyaboijake7274
      @itsyaboijake7274 4 года назад +3

      Roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Hey Goomba
      Frick you

    • @ODiS33
      @ODiS33 4 года назад +2

      i thought of "Roses are red, Violets are blue...
      YOINK!
      Your textures are mine, too!"

    • @steaklake8312
      @steaklake8312 4 года назад

      Good Job Boners

    • @santiagogalante686
      @santiagogalante686 4 года назад

      There's*

  • @pizzaz6884
    @pizzaz6884 4 года назад +146

    It's 1 AM and I am playing your games.... And I find all the hidden milks
    Poor milk, he was having an existential crisis

    • @kevinhd1948
      @kevinhd1948 4 года назад +1

      FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX FLEX

    • @therobloxkid3718
      @therobloxkid3718 4 года назад

      Good morning

  • @wylirix0819
    @wylirix0819 2 года назад +1

    dani making 3d games be like : hippity hoppity your texture is now my property

  • @musicofglen
    @musicofglen 4 года назад +107

    Dani: *says THINN*
    Me: we've been backstabbed, tricked, and quite possibly bamboozled

    • @shahidmiah110
      @shahidmiah110 4 года назад +1

      When did he say thinnn

    • @e_-us6lx
      @e_-us6lx 4 года назад

      Shahid Miah 4:13

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 4 года назад +1

      Yea im sorry but in the correct order, its 'tricked, backstabbed, and baboozled'

    • @kerzyi8399
      @kerzyi8399 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JdwoUk3j4FE/видео.html dani 3rd channel

    • @panrogacz9166
      @panrogacz9166 4 года назад

      @@kerzyi8399 i know thats rickroll or stickbug

  • @WrongboyArchived
    @WrongboyArchived 4 года назад +353

    “Roses are red”
    “Violets are blue”
    “As long as Dani yoinks”
    “He gets a view”

  • @CelestialityRW
    @CelestialityRW 3 года назад +499

    "The most terrifying bean this world has ever seen"
    -Dani 2020

    • @airidaslupeika5565
      @airidaslupeika5565 3 года назад

      By dani that drinked a whole fucking vitamin bottle (btw u should drink 2 per day :D (learned hard way like dani)

    • @adityaprasad10
      @adityaprasad10 3 года назад +2

      Karlson: I am a joke to you

    • @imthepictureofhealth9043
      @imthepictureofhealth9043 3 года назад

      Mmmmm vitamin thicc

    • @adityaprasad10
      @adityaprasad10 3 года назад +1

      @@hamburger56773 yes

    • @hydragamedev025
      @hydragamedev025 3 года назад

      I saw this part of the video at the exact time I read this

  • @biggav9715
    @biggav9715 2 года назад +5

    He made a better game in 3 days then I could in my entire life.

  • @chewablebattery5249
    @chewablebattery5249 4 года назад +90

    The fact that he accidentally shortened his time but still made a decent game shows the he is really capable of making a game.

    • @finss.5916
      @finss.5916 4 года назад

      it wasn't accidently

    • @buffrichard8107
      @buffrichard8107 4 года назад

      Karlson is the game I’m most exited for, and I’m an elder scrolls fan

    • @opunneomubo8810
      @opunneomubo8810 4 года назад

      @@finss.5916 R/WoOOosh hA Ha IM THE FUNNY MaN

    • @finss.5916
      @finss.5916 4 года назад

      @@opunneomubo8810 did i got woooshed?

    • @opunneomubo8810
      @opunneomubo8810 4 года назад

      @@finss.5916 perhaps

  • @arcticcat1751
    @arcticcat1751 4 года назад +172

    Dani: makes a game in three days
    Yandere dev: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @zinedsdrawkcab840
      @zinedsdrawkcab840 4 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @mybzul
      @mybzul 4 года назад

      😂

    • @taliku64
      @taliku64 4 года назад +1

      If you don't know who is Yandere Dev, he is a Dev of a game called "Yandere simulator" and it takes YEARS to make the game, annnnddd Osana of course

    • @adjmoo
      @adjmoo 4 года назад +5

      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if*
      *else if else if else if-*
      ok yeah you get the joke.

    • @ZeroRaxo
      @ZeroRaxo 4 года назад

      @@adjmoo i did it on my game and i will put encryption to my game file so nobody can access the code because i don't know how to use switch statement :)

  • @obamaprism2809
    @obamaprism2809 4 года назад +121

    Someone: I bet you can't mak-
    Literally everyone: SHUT, SHUT IT, SHUT

    • @iwasborn8470
      @iwasborn8470 4 года назад +2

      i bet he cant make a game using the roblox engine (or he cant do that?)

    • @obamaprism2809
      @obamaprism2809 4 года назад

      @@iwasborn8470 SHUT! SHUT!

    • @obamaprism2809
      @obamaprism2809 4 года назад

      @JustOrdinaryLucas SHUT, SHUUT, SHUUUUUUUUUUUTTT

  • @Sinichi_Maki
    @Sinichi_Maki 4 месяца назад

    Ngl this is the best soundtrack from your games thanks to evan

  • @danielledanielle8985
    @danielledanielle8985 3 года назад +74

    Dani can only stay up until 2 am
    Me: that’s nonsense until youve reached morning

  • @floralfires
    @floralfires 4 года назад +67

    Dani : Holding a sword without a hand is usally kinda hard
    When is it not?




    When you have milk

    • @lerg_0
      @lerg_0 4 года назад +1

      Damn karlsons live must be hard

  • @blbproductions1417
    @blbproductions1417 4 года назад +71

    Them: You have 7 Days to make the game
    Dani: There's three, actually

  • @Mr.MonkeMan532
    @Mr.MonkeMan532 2 года назад

    Dani’s iconic quote should be “roses are red, sausage go flopity, I’m taking this code, because it’s now my property.”