K: “I will definitely give you a ride anytime!” Me: “Aw!! Thanks so much K I really-” K: “I- I mean home-” Me: “BOI!!!! I WASN'T EVEN THINKING LIKE THAT BUT NOW AFTER YOU SAID THAT!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!”
I wish all guys were willing to stick up for their crush/girlfriend in front of their friends. I hate how some dudes feel the need to be go along with the teasing or don't put a stop to their friends being rude :(
K: "I got you frog bandaids" Me: How did you know K: "I thought you would like them" Me: Yes ty K: "or you just have a thing for frog" Me: how do you KNOW???
at this point, i’m so scared this man is going to leave the community with all the twitter shit going on. pls this is the last comfort VA i have that hasnt left😜
Hi K, I’m your fan from Louisiana and things are horrible atm due to the hurricane, just letting you know that you posting makes me feel a lot better and let me escape from the real world for 11 minutes and 20 seconds. Much love and absolutely adore your audios! ✌🏾❤️☺️😘 ( thank all of you for your thought and prayers, you don’t know how much it means to me and my family, love you all🥺❤️)
as a person living where the strongest typhoons are usually born, ik it's very hard to cope up especially when you know what's happening around you. hope you and your family are safe out there bestie🤍
His inner thoughts: “seeing her sitting here with her ice cream watching the sunset” Me: Boy, do I love sunsets! Sigh…. *Insert the scene from Tangled where Rapunzel is looking up at the lanterns in the sky
When K said: “actually I bought you something” I was literally screaming: “pls don't say say you bought me new socks” ( because of the previous audio 😂)
he replied to one of the people in the comments asking him where the new audio is, he replied with: “tomorrow or later today”. Not sure where the comment is.
The last time I listened to this I didn't have glasses and now that I have glasses I sometimes get insecure because people tell me I look better without them. This audio honestly helped me soo much!!!
No matter how many times I’ve listened to this, every time the part where the girl notices K’s friends making fun of them comes on, it makes me tear up.
K: " I think your glasses look cute on you" Me: *lightly blushes and flutters my anime lashes I just put on* thank you k but honestly why is this audio so cuteeee I can't omghh coffee dates are my absolute fav 💓
"Your glasses look really cute.." Me: Let me- * takes of my contact lenses and goes to search for my broken glasses * Still me, but with the broken glasses : Ya think so honey? * says while aggressively bitting my lip *
Him:..aw damn ..she looks so gentle... Me:just came back after burning a mf flying roach,laughing historically...waking the neighbors at 1am.......'aww..I like the compliment...ty'... Also me:.....weezing for breathe 😆..and then die🤠
confession: i only wear reading glasses .. at first i didn't want to wear them at all but after discovering your channel i finally decided to wear them confidently i think i look cool and smart with them.. lysm for that
At this point, I think I can confess to K in 6,500 languages.
LOL
Yee 200 likes!)
@@froggggg4655 YEEEEE
LMAO
RIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭
"I got you frog bandaids"
Me internally: "Shit I love him"
same I was doing something while listening to this and he mentioned foggy bandage's I whipped my head around so fast I almost broke my neck😅
“it seemed like she was really interested. but she also seemed really shy”
yes that is correct sir 😅
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exactly lol
yes
Yes 😳
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K: “Your glasses look really cute!”
Me: *ain't wearing no glasses* “Buddy, are you wearing *YOUR* glasses?”
I lost mine 2 years ago
Same!
RIGHT
Lmao
Same
k: she also seemed shy
me: no i just have social anxiety 💀
felt this
been there done that 🧍🏼
this is sadly relatable
Me
👩🦯
imagine how boring life would be without k's audios
Right
Nah cuz imagine 😭
Also, this screams for “Leave her alone - Jock protects Nerdy Girl from Bullies”
Ooo I need one of those
YES
OMG YES
K:"I will protect the crap out of this girl "
YES PLEASE 😫
😍😍😍
"I would protect the crap out of this girl"
Werewolf and Vampire K flash back 👁
back off🐺
@@i3honeymmn877 back owff 💥💥
@@busylovingmoon Nahh cuz that traumatized me for life-
Finic
@@i3honeymmn877 HELP
K: “I will definitely give you a ride anytime!”
Me: “Aw!! Thanks so much K I really-”
K: “I- I mean home-”
Me: “BOI!!!! I WASN'T EVEN THINKING LIKE THAT BUT NOW AFTER YOU SAID THAT!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!”
well I'm glad he corrected himself cuz i was scared for a sec
NOT MY DIRTY MIND ✋🏼😭
LMAO IKR ME NEITHER JANSJSNSJ
Me too LOL I was like K I DIDNT THINK OF IT LIKE THAT💀
K : Jock guy × nerdy girl
Me : I'm into it, I'm into it
Same 😳
“i know that i can come around as a jerk sometimes”
NAH SHHH YOU ARE THE SWEETEST GUY EVER
"Can you stay?"
Me: oh, so I should act like I'm going?
Okay🚶♀️
THATA WHAT I THOUGHT TOO !!🤣🤣
MOOD 😭
K really just pulled the “im not like that I’m not like them” line 😂 “
✨I’m not like other jocks😩” ✨
I love this so much tho xx
😭😭😭😭😭
I aM nOt lIkE oThEr gIrlS😩
It sounds so basic but it's cute bc he means it LOL
Bandaids with frogs matching our socks? He’s a real one 😩☝🏽
PROTECT HIM 🧍♀️
@@br3a494 YES AT ALL COSTS 🧍♂️
K: “She seems soo sweet”
Me: “Sure I can be sweet ;)”
K: “So *gentle* ”
Me: “w-what?😀 Imma stop you right there pretty boi ✋”
Let's stop 🧍♀️✌️
Plsss 😭
You got the wrong girl 😀☝️
'"Literally any version of K'" i like you! have a cupcake!
YOU'RE FIRST EARLY MSF
Being in this comment section is a full time job😌
Plssss😭😭😭😭
Literally a shortcut to my heart 😋😌
@@esterj.7474 bahahahahah same I should get paid :D
I love the way he talks to himself in his head. Relatable……
“~but the Macchiato is also very good”.
*i died.. this was so sweet*
The way he said it >>>
"Your glasses look really cute."
Me being insecure about my glasses:
(squeaks) thank you..
Yes! I always feel like my glasses are ugly on me. But; I’ve been getting compliments this year and I’m like the happiest girl in the world.
girllll, don't ever insecure about that.
anw I also wear glasses hehe✌️
"I would definitely give you a ride..."
Also K: "HOME.HOME."
Ayo-😭😭😭dirty mind activated;-;
Edit: K accept it that you meant it🧍♀️
💀🤣
He knew what he was doing 🧍🏼
We got the likes to 69 >:3
I wish all guys were willing to stick up for their crush/girlfriend in front of their friends. I hate how some dudes feel the need to be go along with the teasing or don't put a stop to their friends being rude :(
Audio ideas:
First time cuddling
Shy girl getting used to being in a relationship
Surprising boyfriend
Idk I'm trying to be creative 😅
"I think they match your socks"
Sweetie I'm not even wearing matching socks 😭😭
“you’re glasses are really cute”
thank you protecting my eyes from blue light 😈
MINE TOO 😩🙌🏾
K: "I got you frog bandaids"
Me: How did you know
K: "I thought you would like them"
Me: Yes ty
K: "or you just have a thing for frog"
Me: how do you KNOW???
He dedass spyin on us ....
I LOVE IT 😭🔪
at this point, i’m so scared this man is going to leave the community with all the twitter shit going on. pls this is the last comfort VA i have that hasnt left😜
might I reccomend.....saejin asmr
LMFAO RIGHT
Wdym Twitter shit 😳 is there some hot tea I should be sippin' rn?? 😩
What Twitter stuff are you talking about? Nosey over here.
@@msdixieblues people were dragging his name in the dirt and calling him racist and accusing him of so much stuff
THE WAY HE ZONED OUT LMFAOOOO
Just like us lol 🐻
Seriously, these two could be a great mini series of milestones. Third date, dinner out, meeting parents, proposal. Got ahead of myself.
“I would protect the crap out of this girl!” Is officially my new favourite sentence
Also, this screams for “Leave her alone - Jock protects Nerdy Girl from Bullies”
Me who has glasses 24/7: i feel appreciated
Same ✋🏻
“Your glasses look really cute”
Me wearing bulky safety glasses: *blushes* aww thank you🥰
SAFTEY FIRST KIDS!
I actually wear glasses so in my head I was like:
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Hi K, I’m your fan from Louisiana and things are horrible atm due to the hurricane, just letting you know that you posting makes me feel a lot better and let me escape from the real world for 11 minutes and 20 seconds. Much love and absolutely adore your audios! ✌🏾❤️☺️😘
( thank all of you for your thought and prayers, you don’t know how much it means to me and my family, love you all🥺❤️)
be safe, friend! i’m keeping you in my prayers! 🤍
Be safe babe, it'll be fine
@@giannagenovese3767 thank you love❤️ that means a lot🥺
I'm so sorry that happened. I hope you've been evacuated and that you’re safe. I’m praying for you and all the other victims. Stay strong, sweetie.
as a person living where the strongest typhoons are usually born, ik it's very hard to cope up especially when you know what's happening around you. hope you and your family are safe out there bestie🤍
She : been cute
K : aggressively determined to protect her
Why this is so cute 😢😍
"Just ignore my friends.. x" see now I can't because I unfortunately care too much about what people think about me 😒
Same :')
"Your glasses are really cute.."
*Thank you, got em at Walmart-*
Haha same
Same here
thank you, my mom stole em from walmart
tHank yOu
mY mOmmA sToLe eM fRom waLmArt.
sHe bE bOosTInn.....
oUr lIghT jUst gOt cuT oFF..
MY DADDY GOT STD'S-
His inner thoughts: “seeing her sitting here with her ice cream watching the sunset”
Me: Boy, do I love sunsets! Sigh….
*Insert the scene from Tangled where Rapunzel is looking up at the lanterns in the sky
AND ATLAST I SEEEE THE LIIIGHTSS
AND IT'S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTEDDDD
Perfect!
@@smileymel07 thank you , I’m here all week😁
K: "I always get chocolate"
Me: "that's boring"
K: "it's not lame"
Me: 👁👄👁
This was really sweet, this is the reason why people listen to asmr because sometimes you need some peace and less toxicity
what if K's name isn't Kayden or Kenneth, what if it's *Kermit* !?!?!?!?
Oh gosh 😭
*Kermit the frog*
K: “I got chocolate I always get chocolate”
Me: omggg boringgggg
K: “Its not boring!”
ok I take it back 🧍🏽♀️
Hahah, that was my reaction..
BoyfriendAudio: I'm actually on the rugby team
Me:🤩
K: I will protect the crap out of this girl
Good luck K in protecting 190k gf's/ bf's
Correction 234k
He got us some socks...
*HIS A KEEPER YALL*
The nerdy girl be like, "I'd like to thank gravity for setting me up with this fine ass man."
K: “I would definitely give you a ride, anytime”
Me: _saddle up big boy!_ 🤠🤠🤠
😏😂
I LEGIT CACKLED.
When K said: “actually I bought you something”
I was literally screaming: “pls don't say say you bought me new socks”
( because of the previous audio 😂)
The perfect man doesn't exi-
صح عليك
@@momo28803 ايم اولويز رايت خرا😘
His audios literally make my day 1000000 times better
“I would definitely give you a ride-“ say no more my guy “... home” 👁👄👁
He protect. He attack. But more importantly, he give cute bandaids back
I love how everyone gets worried once K doesn’t upload. hope ur ear gets better k! :)
what happened to his ear? where did he mention this?
he replied to one of the people in the comments asking him where the new audio is, he replied with: “tomorrow or later today”. Not sure where the comment is.
Thank u cuz I just started to worry Then I saw your reply, such a relief😥
The last time I listened to this I didn't have glasses and now that I have glasses I sometimes get insecure because people tell me I look better without them. This audio honestly helped me soo much!!!
“I know that I can come around as a jerk sometimes”
Me: stop k just stop talking, you are the sweetest 🥺✋
K: I have no idea what I'm doing
Me: me neither dude
🖤cute facts about animals❤️
-Squirrels will adopt other squirrels’ babies if they are abandoned
That's adorable
pov: u came here from the playlist
Trueee
Pov: You're always refreshing because you have no life and K is the only person that brings you joy
@@gabriellemeche992 true story
I've waited for this and all i know is K deserve everything in this world. PERIOD
looking for glasses frames that complement your face and look nice is the most stressful thing ever 😭
Not me smiling like an idiot for 11 minutes straight.
U and me both sis 🤭
I don’t even like wearing my glasses but if K says they look really cute then that makes me feel a whole better 🙈💕💞
and so the jock x nerdy girl saga continues 😁
No matter how many times I’ve listened to this, every time the part where the girl notices K’s friends making fun of them comes on, it makes me tear up.
I literally got glasses just yesterday and this is making me not so insecure about it
"I got band-aids .... they got frogs on them"
DID U SAID FROGS!?
**aggressively grabs the Band-aids and puts them in my bag**
PLEASE I BEG YOU MAKE THIS A SERIES
Y’all for someone that has glasses and can be insecure about this is amazing so thank youuuu 🥺
I’m so happy that you made a part 2! This is such a cute scenario!
Him: I like chocolate
Me: I LOVE CHOCOLATE
Him: it’s not boring
Me: oh… it’s so boring wym 🙄
K: "your glasses look really cute"
me: *adjusts glasses and snorts* thanks :) bahahahaha
K: " I think your glasses look cute on you"
Me: *lightly blushes and flutters my anime lashes I just put on* thank you k but honestly why is this audio so cuteeee I can't omghh coffee dates are my absolute fav 💓
no one:
not a soul:
k: “im gonna protect the crap outta this girl” >:O
YAY FINALLY A LISTENER WITH GLASSES 😩🤚🏾
"your glasses look really cute" *me irl tryna find my glasses rn🏃🏻♀️💨*
Darlin?🤨
Darlin?🤨
“Your glasses look really cute” looks like not having 20/20 vision came in handy 🤠
AH THE THUMBNAIL OMFGGG
This was so romantic and sweet and everything I needed. Thank you so much!
As a girl wearing glasses, I love this 😊 ❤
"Just don't go." 🥺❤️
K: “I’ll give you a ride anytime”
*gets flashbacks to that one patreon audio* 😳
This audio just helped me. Had a panic attack in the city bus. Thank you so so much, K.
FROG BANDAIDS????? MARRIAGE????? LIKE RN??????
5:11 this is literally my favorite question now.
Sorry boys but i already got my eyes on a pair of glasses💅
Me too 🧍🏼
Definitely needed a confidence boost with my glasses
K: Your glasses look really cute
Me: I don’t even wear glasses but okay, thanks ^^
"Your glasses look really cute"
Of course cuz it's purple!!:D
He protects
He attacks
But most importantly...
He gave bandages with *frogs*
"Woah I would definitely give you a ride anytime"
I swear I was never this bad now my brain is dirty ugh 🥺
"Your glasses look really cute.."
Me: Let me- * takes of my contact lenses and goes to search for my broken glasses *
Still me, but with the broken glasses : Ya think so honey? * says while aggressively bitting my lip *
*Rizz +20*
@@wonderlandiouslol I was so cringe but thanks😭💕💕
At this point, I really don’t wanna be a human anymore and I wanna be his microphone 🙂
Love that this is a series now. This was so cute! 💞
Jock guy and nerdy girl is literally a match made in heaven 😍☺️
a part 2? K's always spoiling us and I love it❤️
"Your glasses look really cute" aww thank you they are new! ☺👓
Him:..aw damn ..she looks so gentle...
Me:just came back after burning a mf flying roach,laughing historically...waking the neighbors at 1am.......'aww..I like the compliment...ty'...
Also me:.....weezing for breathe 😆..and then die🤠
This notification made my day a little brighter 😊
THE WAY HE SAID MACCHIATO
Ikr
confession: i only wear reading glasses .. at first i didn't want to wear them at all but after discovering your channel i finally decided to wear them confidently i think i look cool and smart with them.. lysm for that
Him: "I'll protect the crap out of this girl" Me:🐔🫀♥️