“Aww you don’t have a boyfriend listener? That’s so sad.” Me: *calls my boyfriend* This asmr guy is making fun of me! My boyfriend: Wtf are you talking about…?
You're just like me (You're just like me) I'm just like you (I'm just like you) it's something anyone can see~~~~~~ I'm sorry lol but yeah I have natural pink cheeks too heh I feel stupid lolllllll
YES, EXACTLY. My cheeks are natural pink so when people ask why am I blushing or what blush am I using or why did I use so much blush I just stare at them like: 😐 *bitch*
Saying "listiner" made me just like- Its breaking the 4th wall reeeaalllly hard and i just had a deadpool moment- OMG RESPECTING SOMEONES BOUNDRIES?!? SOOOOO HAWT 😩😩😩
you have summoned me anime quote of today "If you want to stand with your own will, you don't have any other choice than to let the illusions you have lost remain in the ideals you were following in the past." ~Kouen Ren (Magi : the labyrinth of Magic)
Him: do you want to hang out with us Me an introvert: ew no people Him: here I’ll add you to our group chat Me: NO PEOPLE!! WHO GAVE YOU MY NUMBER AAAA
AAAAAAAAAA THE 4TH WALL BREAKING 5:07 "aw you dont have a bf listener~? thats so sad~" YEA I DONT HAVE ONE THATS WHY I LISTEN TO BF ASMR what a slap in the face ->- TuT (i love 4th wall breaking)
Him: “Awwwww you don’t have a boyfriend listener? That’s so sad?” Me: “I have an ex why do you think I want another?” Him: That outfit looks really good on you. Me: “Really? Thanks!” Me in my sleepwear. “Yeah I almost didn’t recognize you at first glance though you didn’t really catch my attention and as soon as I saw your face I knew it was you.” Me: “Oh so are you stalking me now or are you paying extra attention to me since you have a crush on me now?” Him: “What?” Me: Irl “Muhahahahaha” doing my evil laugh.😂
I have a great idea, in part 2, how about you make the popular boy (jealous) because there is a boy talking to the shy girl (or his girlfriend) and starts talking to her and flirting with her, it's okay if you don't want to do it😊
Bro same and since i draw and watch anime during class everybody thinks im weird af but i could give two shits lol but don't let anybody get u down, keep ur head up don't let anybody bring u down
Him: just cuz ur into anime? Pathetic Me: yeah ikr?! Like- what’s wrong with anime? I mean... Naruto kinda mid but almost everything is fine ig Guy named anime: 🥴 Him: or when your face lights up when your eating your favorite ice cream flavor! Me who has been In-love with anything cold or iced my entire life: AYO HUHUHUHUH HOW? 😀😀 Ayo wait anyone else see the name Ochako Uraraka as the last name on the mf list at 16:44?!?! 😨📸📸
Tbh I wish this was real no one has a crush on me maybe one guy but ye sakto lang I'm going to bed even tho it's still 10pm ok bye have a nice night or day?
"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" How about one more time from the top and without the sass this time
The likes are 911 hahah
lol
@@Midnight-xy7tw I like your username
Was gonna say the same thing
🤣
Him: "respecting my boundaries? Guuurl, that's so hot"
I've never related more
FRRRRRRRR
"awww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" I cannot comprehend how fast I pulled out a middle finger
Same
Same and I said “fuck you”😭😂😂😂
It’s not helping the fact that I have a head ache-
I double blasted it faster than I clicked on this video. Both went right up
What the heck
"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener" EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
VERY EFFECTIVE 🥲
NUU DON'T BE SAD
RIGHT LIKE THERE WAS NO NEED
THE WAY HE SAID “What 😃” WHEN HE CALLED US HIS CRUSH 😭😭😭
I laughed so hard because I said it the exact same way LMAO
IM FUCKING CRYING 💀💀
THATS EXACTLY HOW HE SAID IT TOO LMAOOOO
WHAT 💀🧍
"The one with the skirt and crop top"
Me hating crop tops: I guess we'll be going unimaginable lengths today
Fr tho. That's how I know his not talking to me
If I would wear a crop it will def be a hoodie like crop (with a shirt inside obvi)
@@PixieDaisy09 yes
Immaculate taste 🤝🏻
@@PixieDaisy09 all the way
i’m too insecure for crop tops😭😭
"if you like something than go for it"
Murderers: 😳
Tsundere: 😘😉😏
yandere:😳😈
Cannibals:😋🤤
Artis:💖^💖
@@mariaochiana6369 bro.. What? 😥..
*us flirting with each other*
Child: mommy what are they doing
Mother: just keep walking sweetie 😊💢
"Aww you dont have a boyfriend?"
Proceeds to list my 94635 crushes that I have on a daily basis
Same
same. My sister says I'm boy crazy.💅👁👄👁💅
him: im here with my best friend, and got a haircut
the only thing in my mind now: shout out to my barber dog
LMAO😂😂
LMFAO-
I like ya cut g **smack**
HoLey SmOkeSs DudE mY cUtS inSANE
I pressed the dislike button by accident I’m sorry!!
“Aww you don’t have a boyfriend listener? That’s so sad.”
Me: *calls my boyfriend* This asmr guy is making fun of me!
My boyfriend: Wtf are you talking about…?
Me fr bro lmfaoo
Omg me to
Awww, a spoiled b
@@jen.gilder huh?
@@jen.gilder Why are being rude?
“you are totally blushing!”
me with natural pink cheeks: *whatever floats your boat i guess-*
Me who's black: where?
You're just like me (You're just like me) I'm just like you (I'm just like you) it's something anyone can see~~~~~~ I'm sorry lol but yeah I have natural pink cheeks too heh I feel stupid lolllllll
Natural pink cheeks gang!
@@potatoes5629 YEAH
YES, EXACTLY. My cheeks are natural pink so when people ask why am I blushing or what blush am I using or why did I use so much blush I just stare at them like: 😐 *bitch*
what makes this audio so much better is actually being the quiet girl that has a crush on the popular guy that keeps looking at her in class
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SHIP IT!
Thats me and my crush😭
"awww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" that shit got me crying 😭
Fr I felt so called out😭
Me too 😭
Not this man giving me better relationship advice than I've ever been given before "we just met, we'd be moving way to fast"👀
*"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" Okay you better watch that sassyness before I whoop yo azz*
“Yeah, the girl in the skirt and crop top.”
Me, who owns none of those and always wears baggy jeans with band t’s: “Yeah….”
"I can't wait to introduce you as my new girlfriend-"
UHM, EXCUSE ME SIR WHAT DID YOU SAY 👁👁
BAHAHAHHA
I was like “what?”
Then I saw ur username 😂
Relatable 🥲😗
Him: awww~ you don't have a boyfriend?
Me: yeah yeah thanks Sherlock
Finally a video that doesn't just into a relationship, this is what makes it realistic. Absolutely love
I literally stopped slurping up my spaghetti when he talked directly to us. 🍝
Can I have some?👁👄👁🤌
you got spaghetti? ahw give me sum
"The one with the skirt and crop top"
Me who doesn't do skirts or dresses: "Well, looks like we're changing things up a bit"
" See that girl? The one in the skirt and crop top."
Me: *looks around* hunny no-one fits that description here
When bro said "awww you don't have a boyfriend listener" I was flabbergasted ong bro, kinda gave me the chills
I love how he’s talking about my great fashion sense when I wear nothing but hoodies and sweats 💀
6:22
The "what" made me litterally pass away from laughter
Saying "listiner" made me just like-
Its breaking the 4th wall reeeaalllly hard and i just had a deadpool moment-
OMG RESPECTING SOMEONES BOUNDRIES?!? SOOOOO HAWT 😩😩😩
you have summoned me
anime quote of today
"If you want to stand with your own will, you don't have any other choice than to let the illusions you have lost remain in the ideals you were following in the past."
~Kouen Ren (Magi : the labyrinth of Magic)
I SWEAR- YOU ARE EVERYWHERE!- ARE YOU TELEPORTING?!- 😭✋ but anyways, I love your anime quotes of the day! Keep it up! ❤️✨
HELLOO MAYAAA!!!
Hey maya ❤️
@Nora Haggstrom NO I'M NOT YOU ARE IF YOU SEE ME EVERYWHERE 🤨
@@JustLin-k8x indeed i am and thank you i love it that you love it
we need a part 2 asap I couldn’t believe how realistic it sounded please I am begging you 🥰😃👍
5:08 why he gotta say that like that?! It really hurts when you actually don't have a boyfriend 😭😭👍🏻
OMG yes
I was like “I’m listening to these types of audios, YOU REALLY THINK I GOT ONE!?-“
@@6b_concepcion_celena591 *agree*
Very true
SAME!!
"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad~!"
Me: yeah for other people! Apparently i'm hilarious 🤣
Him: do you want to hang out with us
Me an introvert: ew no people
Him: here I’ll add you to our group chat
Me: NO PEOPLE!! WHO GAVE YOU MY NUMBER AAAA
Him: whatttt? Why are you looking at me like that?
My mind: *what tf are you looking at punk and punk tactics*
"aww you don't have a boyfriend listener" I threw my phone and started crying😢😢😢
U good?
I feel you
Him: talks about seeing us blush multi times
Me black af: ☻️ sure
"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? Thats so sad"
I am perfectly fine being single...no drama much😌
I knoww😌💅✨
Singel Pepol Club ;3
"Don't you think we'd be way too quick to jump into a relationship on the first meeting?"
Me: Didn't he just kiss me a minute ago- w h a t ._.
AAAAAAAAAA THE 4TH WALL BREAKING 5:07 "aw you dont have a bf listener~? thats so sad~" YEA I DONT HAVE ONE THATS WHY I LISTEN TO BF ASMR what a slap in the face ->- TuT (i love 4th wall breaking)
OMG THIS IS MASTERPIECE!🛐 FERAN, YOU ARE, JUST... ✨PERFECT✨
..."hey- you see that girl over there? the one in the skirt and crop top?"
Me: *wearing a skirt and crop top*...where tf are the camera's?
" aww, you dont have a boyfriend listener? thats so sad "
.....I-I know...
"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad"
And I took that personally.
"Don't you think we would be going too fast if I called you my gf after we spoke once"
Me: isn't it going to fast if we kissed after speaking once! 😃
7:00
Me: thanks for the compliment bish, i realy needed that.
Also me: at work, tired, has messy hair and FORGOT HER LOTION!!!!!
The friend just waiting for him as all of this takes place: 👁👄👁
Him: “Awwwww you don’t have a boyfriend listener? That’s so sad?”
Me: “I have an ex why do you think I want another?”
Him: That outfit looks really good on you.
Me: “Really? Thanks!” Me in my sleepwear.
“Yeah I almost didn’t recognize you at first glance though you didn’t really catch my attention and as soon as I saw your face I knew it was you.”
Me: “Oh so are you stalking me now or are you paying extra attention to me since you have a crush on me now?”
Him: “What?”
Me: Irl “Muhahahahaha” doing my evil laugh.😂
"Just cuz you waych anime"
I aint never been more called out in my life 💀
"Awwww, you don't have a boyfriend Listener, that's so sad"
Me almost crying 😡🥹
People irl when you turn red : You're red.. You like me don't you? 👁👄👁
People in asmrs : You're red.. ARE YOU SICK? LET ME CHECK YOUR TEMPERATURE.
We need a part 2- this is too good- 😩✋✨
Yea
With my trust issues I would have thought that he is just teasing and making fun of me like it's just a prank or something :(
We need a pt.2 where they hang out with the gang and etc 😭
„Aww that so Sweet to hear from my crush“ I LITTRUALY JUST BEEBT 💀
“Aw you don’t have a boyfriend listener?” Yes. Yes I do actually
Dam 😂
I have two- #polyam
@@justmarsy8054 hell yeah! Pop off! :D
@@justmarsy8054 waw
omg the laugh and giggles are adorable
I have a great idea, in part 2, how about you make the popular boy (jealous) because there is a boy talking to the shy girl (or his girlfriend) and starts talking to her and flirting with her, it's okay if you don't want to do it😊
"awws you dont have a boyfriend listener? thats so sad!" ***STRAIGHT TO DEFCON 1***
“ aw u don’t have a boyfriend listener? That’s so sad”
Me: *pulls out my Snapchat* YOU SEE U SEE THIS
“Aw you don’t have a boyfriend listener🥺 That’s so sad😔”
Me: 🖕😀🖕
"Awww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad." *I cannot tell you how hard I glared at my phone-* ✋😭
Him:I'm not going to bite you or anything
Me:I wouldn't mind if you did😏
I love watching anime. Especially My Hero Academia. I've had people think it's weird because I enjoy watching it. This is def what I needed.✌😊
Bro same and since i draw and watch anime during class everybody thinks im weird af but i could give two shits lol but don't let anybody get u down, keep ur head up don't let anybody bring u down
@@tear_drop666 Thx
@@Miraclekwami no problem
It's a gr8 anime 👍
@@silentlion_zer0562 yes it is
"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? "
Says the one who's got no bitchies😀🤜😒👍
"just becuase your into animie?" H O W
D I D
H E
K N E W!?
If this man dose not stop calling us his "crush" I'm gone smack somebody
Cucumber Approved ❤
The way I kicked my feet in the air like a little girl ✋😭
5:02
Me: HEY *Punches the air*
He : That's soooo saddd....
Me : I fucking know...you don't need to rub it in my face
I *LOVE* THIS TROPE SO MUCH
HE BROKE THE 4TH WALL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
"Awwwww, you don't have a boys listener? " I'll have you know she is very nice.
Wait
"Aww, you don't have a boyfriend, listener? That's so sad"
Say that one more time and your funeral will be forgotten.
" Awww you don't have a boyfriend listener? How sad "
I'm happy alone thanks 😘👍
Pop off side burns
The lady from the store- 😐
People at the mall- 📱📸📷
Him: just cuz ur into anime? Pathetic
Me: yeah ikr?! Like- what’s wrong with anime? I mean... Naruto kinda mid but almost everything is fine ig
Guy named anime: 🥴
Him: or when your face lights up when your eating your favorite ice cream flavor!
Me who has been In-love with anything cold or iced my entire life: AYO HUHUHUHUH HOW? 😀😀
Ayo wait anyone else see the name Ochako Uraraka as the last name on the mf list at 16:44?!?! 😨📸📸
WHAT?!😲
I saw it!
"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad" the way i pulled my headset off -_-
Him:Aww you don’t have bf listener?
Me:Do you have a gf?
Lol😂
"they bullied you because you like anime?"
me: *how tf he know?*
Ive been blushing the whole time listening to this 🥺😳😳
4:47 bruh as soon as he sent the text I got a text from one of my friends. Impeccable timing
"awww you dont have a boyfriend" MY BROTHER IN CHRIST DONT REMIND ME 😤😤
"aww, you can't take a compliment from me?"
Me: I CANT TAKE A COMPLIMENT FROM ANYBODY
Him: they actually wanna bave some pizza with you
Me: pizza yes friends no man talking to ppl are a nightmare
Makeout sessions before being a couple? Its a Playboy!!! U better run garl
"Aww, u don't have a bf, listener?"
Me and my gf listening to this rn: 😘🤌🏻😎🤌🏻
"Aww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sad"
Me: 🤡 para, está doendo
“something about an undercut”
Me also having one: “OOOOO WHERE!?”
We need a part 2 plsss also love the video
Him : ,,Awww you don't have a boyfriend listener? That's so sa-''
Me : 'pauses' MAN SHUT YO-
Tbh I wish this was real no one has a crush on me maybe one guy but ye sakto lang I'm going to bed even tho it's still 10pm ok bye have a nice night or day?
Otay!😁
I feel you...T^T
@@_RayneStorm_ atleast I ain't alone woohoo!
Him: Awww u dont have a bf
Me: because i have a gf
Hum : "do you have a fever?"
Me : no i just love you daddy 🐄✨
.
AYO! O^O
@@nezko1194 My Sweet Child! *Hugs* 💖
@@sakuratree8816 ello but I was never here😶
Note From Me:Never Be Scared To Talk To Me,I'm Here For You,Y'all Are Very Special To Me,Be Happy,Be Anything You Want *I Love You💖*
Love your videos always make my day ❤️
"Aww u dont have a boyfriend listener? Thats so sad"
BUT I DO HAVE *UR MOM*
Lmfao ☠️☠️☠️
The way I’m eating this up… LOL 🥰☺️
"aww, you don't have a boyfriend?" Aww, you're getting bad at sports? Football scholarship not cutting it? *Insert megamind no bitches? Meme*
Teddy approves!
Teddy loves you , so please eat and drink something everyday
Thanks Teady 💖
"You genuinely like watching anime right? why should you ever be ashamed for being genuinely into something "
Me watching mha:The fandom.
Yes. ALSO BAKUGO JUST DIED BESTIES 😀😀😀
@@muddpieee9209 IK 😭😭😭
*cries* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO