The SMALLEST TANK EVER in Sprocket!

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Actual Tank Commander builds the smallest tanks in Sprocket and they're somehow the best designs ever?!
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  • @eternalfinality154
    @eternalfinality154 Год назад +280

    Imagine, you send and your battalion drive to the enemy and a battalion of these smol tonks comes barreling out of the tree line.

    • @cluelesscoffee4236
      @cluelesscoffee4236 Год назад +24

      (Flight of the valkyries starts playing)

    • @griffinkelley8785
      @griffinkelley8785 Год назад +24

      Smol tanks were kind of a real concept for a while. A lot of countries produced tankettes (basically just anti tank guns but mobile and with a little armour) to combat early tanks while on a budget!

    • @DCVM93
      @DCVM93 Год назад +6

      Look up Italian Tankettes from WW2, its incredible.

    • @dutch24
      @dutch24 Год назад +4

      Barreling is like, the most accurate description you can give a charge led by these things, in fact, I declare that a group of Kevins should be refered to as a "Barrel"

    • @bravo_cj
      @bravo_cj Год назад +4

      War Thunder ASU-57 gameplay lol

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow Год назад +130

    I'd like to see your "ideal" tank. Something you think is aesthetically pleasing, and performs well enough for your desires. Make it as ugly or sleek or pudgy as you like.

    • @blu5021
      @blu5021 Год назад +4

      Pudgy? Like Tommy McGuire’s plane?

  • @gordonchandler460
    @gordonchandler460 Год назад +50

    You made a go-kart with an 80mm gun. It is a thing of art.

  • @Streaky100001
    @Streaky100001 Год назад +34

    I think that IS122 crew may have died of dizziness!

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 Год назад +80

    IIRC there were a couple of people in the interwar period who proposed flooding the battlefield with "tankettes". This is... probably not what they had in mind. XD
    That was hilarious, though. They're like ATVs but with treads and a BFG.

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Год назад +7

      “C’mon men, DRIVE INTO PARIS!”
      *sounds of multiple french tankettes zooming around*
      “What the f-“

    • @bluscout1857
      @bluscout1857 Год назад +2

      imagine how chaotic and insane it would be if literal thousands of tankettes were up against thousands of other tankettes, not to mention regular tanks on both sides with artillery raining down lol

  • @jus_VAMPIRE
    @jus_VAMPIRE Год назад +93

    In the settings you can turn off the weight limit to make them bigger

    • @user-it3xy2cw1t
      @user-it3xy2cw1t Год назад +5

      And space limitations

    • @dutch24
      @dutch24 Год назад +8

      In my personal opinion, turning off limitations takes away from the part that requires ingenuity

    • @AmericanValorian
      @AmericanValorian Год назад +4

      I make the tank save it, and then remake it without limitations, then I improve the one with limitations to be better than the one that doesn't.

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Год назад +1

      @@dutch24
      I usually keep it on, tho if I get bored sometimes ill just turn it off and make a bigass tank

  • @Faravid829
    @Faravid829 Год назад +15

    One thing I love about this game is they scale your team size based on the cost/weight of your tank design. This makes smaller tanks just as or more viable than large ones. I actually prefer to keep my designs a bit on the smaller side because no matter how big and tough you make a tank it’s tracks are still at risk of getting damaged and I find having to wait for the enemy to come to me.
    I am really excited to see if they are able to get the multiplayer to work.

  • @SenileAt28
    @SenileAt28 Год назад +20

    I just imagined the at gun crew as the two guys from tremors 2 where they keep aiming their guns higher and as you come to view have to drop them down to fire.

  • @majorpark
    @majorpark Год назад +71

    Why is it the smallest tanks are more successful then the biggest tanks in this game lol

    • @Faravid829
      @Faravid829 Год назад +18

      One thing I really like about this game is that your team size scales based on cost/weight of your tank. So a small but well designed tank will do better because you get more of them.

    • @kelvinchewjw
      @kelvinchewjw Год назад +2

      square cube rule

    • @milesmcallister8542
      @milesmcallister8542 Год назад +4

      @@Faravid829 swarm tactics

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Год назад +5

      The AI has a fairly hard time targeting multiple tanks.
      Imagine you were 1 F-16 and you were facing 40-50 Fokker Dr. 1’s.
      Thats a lot of people for your IFF to target, track, and accommodate for.
      Sure, they may be slow, small, and weak.. but they’re *slow* meaning you can easily overshoot, they’re *small* meaning they’re incredibly hard to track, and they may be weak, but they’re extremely numerous. They may not win by shooting down your F-16, but they will win by forcing you to either return home due to not having enough fuel, running out of ammo, or if they’re piloted by very smart people, and you get a bit cocky, they can force you to slam into the ground if you go for a pass on one.

    • @zahylon5993
      @zahylon5993 Год назад

      @@SquooshyCatboy : So.....an extremely developed AI using swarm tactics and disposable units could overrun a modern army with top notch tech?

  • @ChildishSoldier
    @ChildishSoldier Год назад +8

    This is the most adorable and yet most terrifying thing I have seen in my life
    I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @Okuu__Gaming_1
    @Okuu__Gaming_1 Год назад +4

    Man at the end just decided "fuck it, I don't want to sit here forever, I surrender"

  • @Okuu__Gaming_1
    @Okuu__Gaming_1 Год назад +42

    Can you make a 1 crew tank that is at least twice the size of a king tiger?

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Год назад +5

      Thats no longer a tank, thats a moving barracks.

  • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
    @stillcantbesilencedevennow Год назад +4

    "looks like ass, seems OP in testing, probably costs a ton. We will take 5,000 of them to be delivered somewhere around 3035." -General Dynamics

  • @jenniferstewarts4851
    @jenniferstewarts4851 Год назад +9

    going to say this, this "theory" was put into practice by the french... and no i'm not talking about the amx-13 thats "big" oh no, the french went small once. in something called the Engin Léger de Combat, or ELC. the tank was armed with a 90mm D.915 cannon with 53 shells, and 7.5mm coax. It came in at 9 tons. was 5m long including gun overhang, 4.2m long body. And a hight of 1.7m or 5'5"
    On the flip side, Germany recently have gotten SMOL. with their Weasel tank. is gun is... umm... well yo choose, a 20mm,30mm TOW Missile launcher, HOT missile launcher, 120mm mortar. Coming in at 4.8 tons, 6' wide, and 7'1" tall, and 15'8 long, this means it will fit into a standard "parking spot" or most home garages. Yes, these would be terrifying because they could be hidden in urban settings easily.

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Год назад

      Imagine driving by someones garage, and it opens up to reveal a fucking TOW launcher or a HOT launcher on tracks.
      I would shit myself if I ever came across that

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 Год назад

      @@SquooshyCatboy Oh, this gets even MORE insane... these vehicles are made to be air mobile. Now, this isn't something silly like the US "air transporterable" or slug under a helicopter, OH NO. these things fit INSIDE helicopters. A single CH-53 Sea Stallion can carry 2 of these things.
      the helicopter lands drops the back ramp, and these things drive off.
      Now think of the implications here. 1x radar vehicles, 2 x Air to air missile, 1x 20mm multi-purpose cannon deposited on a hill somewhere. or 2x tow 2 by 30mm cannon. 3x 120mm morter + 1x command and control. deposeted anywhere, top floor of a parkign garage, where they can then drive down and hide inside. school field, where they then run into the subberbs to hide... the ability to have AA, morter crews, medium range anti-tank support, APC's anywhere you need them (apc version carries 4 infantry each... but still, 8 fully geared infrantry +2 machine gun equipeed APCs driving out of the back of a helicopter anywhere?

    • @SquooshyCatboy
      @SquooshyCatboy Год назад

      @@jenniferstewarts4851
      “Shit, we got a MiG on us!”
      *”Open the doors.”*
      “W-What?”
      *”Open them.”*
      *MiG pilot POV:*
      “C’mon Ivan, you have to shoot this damn helicopter down… Wait, whats that?”
      *Sounds of 20mm shells shredding a MiG like paper*

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 Год назад

      @@SquooshyCatboy Rheinmetall Mk 20 Rh-202 20mm Length 2612 mm, thats an 8.5' long gun, firing at 1000 rounds per min/ out to 2 miles at 3700 feet per second. seriously the barrel alone on that is 6.5 feet. LOL.

    • @chromite_chromite
      @chromite_chromite Год назад

      "They're in the buildings, THEY'RE IN THE GODDAMN BUILDINGS!"

  • @ThatGuyOrby
    @ThatGuyOrby Год назад +4

    8:55 in case you still haven't caught it you were rammed by a friendly tank there, killing you and the tank that rammed you. The tank you were swapped into was then immediately shot by an enemy. Hope that clears up any confusion.

  • @Okuu__Gaming_1
    @Okuu__Gaming_1 Год назад +22

    Can you make a goliath) basically a tank that drives under the enemy and shoots upward?

    • @Genuinespaceman
      @Genuinespaceman Год назад +1

      I wished it would explode..

    • @Okuu__Gaming_1
      @Okuu__Gaming_1 Год назад +5

      @@Genuinespaceman that's not something you can do sadly, but a 250mm gun that has no lenght just shooting straight upwards sounds good too

    • @carrott36
      @carrott36 Год назад +2

      Wait, what if you shoot your own fuel barrels? Does that ignite them and cause damage? Because I know on the test map when I’ve driven into the canisters I’ve sometimes died.

  • @Chroniclerope
    @Chroniclerope Год назад +3

    During the creation of these tanks, two crew members are selected. They will be placed into this tank like any other component. They are sealed inside as the armor is welded around them, the driver straddles the engine, and the gunner has the gun recoil into his stomach. The crew compartment is flooded with 100 liters of diesel, only the turret is empty, for sake of loading the gun.
    After the battle, welders have to cut the crew out of the tank, and new crew is selected for the next battle, for this tank is a black widow, and she doesn’t let her crew leave alive.

    • @ntfoperative9432
      @ntfoperative9432 Год назад +1

      Why does that sound like something the Imperium of Man would do?

  • @alendonvaldor5808
    @alendonvaldor5808 Год назад +7

    This feels like how we used fireflies to our manuever panzers and tigers but... Somehow more insane. And insanely effective.

  • @marijanadevic6536
    @marijanadevic6536 Год назад +13

    Noice I love it great idea and design your fun!!! Can you make a fast reload small tanks with small armor. Or every as minimum as much as possible

  • @asdfg2941
    @asdfg2941 Год назад +2

    The most successful we've ever been with any tank design
    Kevin 2: Hold my beer

  • @yuehaowu
    @yuehaowu Год назад +2

    5:29 This scene right here made my buy sprocket.
    Edit: One hour later after I bought and played sprocket to try and somehow make my tank go over 5mph, I have discovered that doing this is no longer possible due to them changing the mission’s era to stuff like Early war and Mid war which means your tank will be significantly worse in every way possible and my 80mph+ tank went 10mph. All I wanted to do was to have some fun running rings around those mid war heavies but no, -70mph from my tank. I can’t even use my tank at all because it is no match to conventional MBTs that your forced to fight in Late war game mode.

  • @griffinkelley8785
    @griffinkelley8785 Год назад +2

    Panzer paws: I need a new name for the small tank
    Tank while watching sims videos: Callmekevin

  • @TankerBricks
    @TankerBricks Год назад +5

    You've now got me wanted to redownload Sprocket and create tanks.

  • @AMA34310
    @AMA34310 Год назад +3

    11:35 biggest tragedy on a battlefield

  • @DarkThunderism
    @DarkThunderism Год назад +3

    So, he made a small, light, fast tank with a flat turret and an 85mm gun.
    Did you just redesign the Bat.-Chat. 25t?

  • @zahylon5993
    @zahylon5993 Год назад +1

    I had given up on Taiga map until I went all out and designed the "Raton" , a 100 ton behemoth with 200+ mm of effective armor on every single plate, even the back of the turret. Basically a moving pyramid so the extreme angles made all the armor have that effectiveness.
    I dived to the middle of the map and watched AI shoot me from every angle to no effect.

  • @pixyfanboi
    @pixyfanboi Год назад +2

    Please, please share this design online so we can continue Kevin’s great work

  • @TransbianOwl
    @TransbianOwl Год назад +1

    The only tank that is powered by a lawnmower engine XD
    Also absolutely love "Kevin-11"

  • @stevenhussey9228
    @stevenhussey9228 Год назад +1

    If I'm not wrong the Soviet Era ASU-57 is the smallest tank with the M22 Locus tank. btw both are Airdrop tanks.

  • @Kitsunekun69
    @Kitsunekun69 Год назад +2

    I love the name of your small tank! The Kevin will rule!

  • @h1biscus169
    @h1biscus169 Год назад

    Feels like I'm watching 86 with all those fast-moving mini-tanks

  • @ianfitzgerald311
    @ianfitzgerald311 Год назад +1

    I'd love to see you recreate some of the Warhammer 40k tanks in this game watching a leman Russ squad would be fun

  • @majorpark
    @majorpark Год назад +3

    The IS-122 died of starvation lol

  • @ronalddeer264
    @ronalddeer264 Год назад +2

    I would recommend you try to add 5-10 present battel length giving more muzzle velocity allowing for more more penetration and bring aphe (armor penetrating high explosive) and pure ap (armor penetrating) rounds to battle good luck

  • @sunwoolee2645
    @sunwoolee2645 Год назад

    15:40 The tree took it out 😂😂

  • @Hehehe42069
    @Hehehe42069 Год назад +1

    This is the most successful tank I have ever seen in Sprocket...and yes that tank was actually big af

  • @alexkessler6712
    @alexkessler6712 Год назад +2

    "Kevin 6 going small"

  • @angryginger791
    @angryginger791 Год назад +2

    Great vid! Happy Veteran's Day!

  • @arno_groenewald
    @arno_groenewald Год назад

    That white TD you saw in the snow mission looks like a Adler E-08

  • @NoelmIsAlive
    @NoelmIsAlive Год назад +2

    HEY, ITS AT LEAST AVRAGE SIZED

  • @kellycoolaf69420
    @kellycoolaf69420 Год назад

    Last guy died because his hand literally dissolved from cranking the turret around.

  • @CosmoNoBones
    @CosmoNoBones Год назад

    This is ideal tank design, light and fast, decently armored, and a big enough gun to defeat anything on the battlefield

  • @Dukes0330
    @Dukes0330 Год назад

    The military should hire you to design tanks

  • @userboykey121
    @userboykey121 Год назад +2

    Add rocket launchers and they would be better than the leopard XD

  • @reaperwolf6377
    @reaperwolf6377 Год назад

    128 Days i bet that That tank crew died if exhaustion and sheer embarrassment btw loving you videos you are really funny just found you channel today keep up the good work and thank you for your service ❤❤

  • @l0rf
    @l0rf Год назад

    You made a Waffenträger Wiesel and put a 90mm cannon on top and I can't decide if that's genius or deranged.

  • @thiagokawano1618
    @thiagokawano1618 Год назад

    I created a 18 ton tank with a 37mm gun that was somehow able to kill a King Tiger.

  • @SquooshyCatboy
    @SquooshyCatboy Год назад

    “Ready boys? The enemy is almost here. We’re gonna ambush when they get here.”
    “….”
    *crickets…*
    *sound of 20-30 90mm shells flying into enemy tanks all at once*
    “Huh? Where did they come from??”
    “…. Sir, we thought they were cars, not tanks…”

  • @koppythewarcriminal
    @koppythewarcriminal Год назад +1

    Kevin is a good guy, Kevin looks cute, Kevin is sped

  • @DiogoGaming2
    @DiogoGaming2 Год назад +1

    This is the best tank ever, i think you found the actual tank meta xD

  • @g3arjammer837
    @g3arjammer837 Год назад +1

    It’s like some batshit crazy engineer strapped an 85 on a Wiesel 😂
    Also I just found your channel I subbed!

  • @Insanerobert44
    @Insanerobert44 Год назад

    It's like the French new what they did when they designed the AMX ELC. The difference was though that ELC engineers went for a flatter design.... Kevin is more of a squishy type.

  • @5.56man2
    @5.56man2 Год назад +1

    U should make the L3/33 Its just as small but with a smaller canon

  • @Yeetus_Defeetus
    @Yeetus_Defeetus Год назад

    Looks like an RC tank battle

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 Год назад

    There is no way you can squeeze four guys in there, let alone a big gun as well. A tank this size would be armed with a 30mm.

  • @hamst3r274
    @hamst3r274 Год назад

    15:50 he died of boredom XD

  • @Sn1perBeen23
    @Sn1perBeen23 Год назад

    Your tanks look like insects running everywhere from afar

  • @zerofighter2926
    @zerofighter2926 Год назад

    I’d love to see your review/reaction of the Metal Slug games’ tank.

  • @Core-1948
    @Core-1948 Год назад +1

    LIGHT TANK FOR THE WIN

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter Год назад

    Here we see PanzerPaw playing his favorite tank form the french tech tree

  • @user-po8ri5pq9g
    @user-po8ri5pq9g Год назад

    Should call this the Piranha class tank

  • @DatBisa
    @DatBisa Год назад +1

    Sir, that's not a tank.
    That's a tonk.

  • @Rona247
    @Rona247 Год назад

    The last Kevin tank: time to be Fury. Eheheheh

  • @hypernova2656
    @hypernova2656 Год назад

    It looks like the last tank died because you made a tree fall on it

  • @NRubric
    @NRubric Год назад

    You can't stop the ZOOM!

  • @quincykunz3481
    @quincykunz3481 Год назад

    Bayyyybeeeee TANK dododododododo, baby TANK dododododododo baby TANK.

  • @legodudelol9a
    @legodudelol9a Год назад

    For armor vales you can type in up to 500mm

  • @icii0i13
    @icii0i13 Год назад +1

    4 People can somehow fit inside that thing

    • @rbwbr
      @rbwbr Год назад

      Maybe it has a crew-shaped space there :D

    • @Faravid829
      @Faravid829 Год назад +1

      I have noticed that the space requirements are a little low for some things, but that could get very complicated when trying to accurately estimate the amount of space you need for the internal components and crew of a tank.

  • @mailstorminurbox
    @mailstorminurbox Год назад

    This weighs less than a t-rex

  • @carolusrex7627
    @carolusrex7627 Год назад +1

    I Will design a super small tank nicknamed ”näbbmusen” its swedish i got inspired by this tank so Thanks for that!💀🗿

  • @sheppard122
    @sheppard122 Год назад

    Hell yeah, new Sprocket video!

  • @pavelslama5543
    @pavelslama5543 Год назад

    Ambush is easily doable with a 2 ton tanks.

  • @moddiffy5668
    @moddiffy5668 Год назад

    This tank looks pretty similar to the german Viesel if it had a canon and a turret

  • @AetherOnYT
    @AetherOnYT Год назад

    I think you just created the SP I C

  • @javohnsmith1462
    @javohnsmith1462 Год назад

    Bro if this were to be seen in a war all people that see this vid know who would win

  • @BLACKFLAME4941
    @BLACKFLAME4941 Год назад

    a childsized man has to go into this... someone with dwarfism?

  • @thatcringyplaneguy
    @thatcringyplaneguy Год назад

    I have a question for you. What were you in your leopard 2? Gunner, commander etc.

  • @boi7316
    @boi7316 Год назад

    "I'm fast as f*ck boiii!"

  • @robertharris6092
    @robertharris6092 Год назад +1

    So its the tank from advance wars.

  • @MikeBrin96
    @MikeBrin96 Год назад +2

    Its basically germanys prototype spahpanzer

  • @SpaceSoups
    @SpaceSoups Год назад

    15:40 it died from the tree.

  • @martinaaremann8688
    @martinaaremann8688 Год назад +1

    Basecly u made "panzer 3"

  • @wellarth7904
    @wellarth7904 Год назад

    Great Vid. And i like your tank

  • @TheNecromancer6666
    @TheNecromancer6666 Год назад

    This looks a lot like an SP1C actually

  • @Zytharr03
    @Zytharr03 Год назад

    Solution to the smallest tank: build something similar to the l3 or asu57

  • @partydude4226
    @partydude4226 Год назад

    The IS might have run out of fuel

  • @Yokoto12343
    @Yokoto12343 Год назад

    Yessss finally....
    the Tink

  • @Mid_Range_Destruction-31
    @Mid_Range_Destruction-31 Год назад

    SP1C (german light tank) sprocket edition

  • @E69E
    @E69E Год назад

    That design look like its belong in Warhammer 40k universe

  • @brianevans9231
    @brianevans9231 Год назад +1

    Average French pre-war tanks:

  • @DaProductionsDrawings
    @DaProductionsDrawings Год назад

    There's a kid named Kevin in my school... and he's the shortest in 8th grade.

  • @dutch24
    @dutch24 Год назад

    Perhaps a lighter high-velocity cannon would compliment the design well

  • @the_defaultguy
    @the_defaultguy Год назад

    wiesel but with AT gun strapped onto it

  • @blueengineer7019
    @blueengineer7019 Год назад

    Actually I think those tanks can be useful in real battlefield lmao, like it's fast and small so it's harder to hit/notice and it's good for scout missions + because of size they should be cheap

    • @PanzerPaw
      @PanzerPaw  Год назад

      It could genuinely work as a drone tank, I think. Although, the real issues with its size would be lack of ammo capacity and armour. But who knows? maybe in the future, it might be possible.

    • @blueengineer7019
      @blueengineer7019 Год назад

      @@PanzerPaw yeah, but I also think for tanks with slow turret rotation speed it's almost impossible to hit that fast tank

  • @xckillcx7808
    @xckillcx7808 Год назад

    Merica: we need small tank

  • @JustYourFriendlyMonke
    @JustYourFriendlyMonke 7 месяцев назад +1

    What are the measurements and how do I make it

  • @clownofwar
    @clownofwar Год назад

    Think the Is thing ran out of Fuel that wil earn you a win

  • @MiraPacku
    @MiraPacku Год назад

    how I feel playing the AML-90 in War Thunder

  • @ZhongXina01
    @ZhongXina01 Год назад

    This is what happens when you cross a weasel with a ww2 tank

  • @dragade101
    @dragade101 Год назад

    The EBR!