How To Be A Skier
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The only thing left out what when you go on a road trip. “Yo, if that mountain had snow on it, that would be a sick line.”
Substitute any incline you see for mountain.
This is any time during the summer
You missed
Don’t forget to find every “shortcut” through the woods you can
Yep.
👍👍👌
Idk why but I’m terrified of crashing into a tree while sking
@@gamerdud9988 if ur not hitting the trees at mach 5 can you even consider yourself a skier?
You mean "glades"
“PIZZA! PIZZAAAAAAAAAAA!” shouted my Sun Peaks teacher as 6-year-old me zoomed down the mountain while screaming hysterically.
Ay sunpeaks gang
Winter Soldier snowplow
Ayyy u go to sun peaks to
Was that me???? Lol literally my entire job
Milfuelle100 idk how they trust a bunch of little kids to not go over the edge... especially on that 90 degree turn on the gentle giant
"I've got 400."
"But there's only 36..."
"I've got 400."
Best scene🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Ling Ling of skiing.
@@marblemaster1 twoset is everywhere
wow
the way he fells downstairs in walking with ski boots looks really authentic
or when you wear your boots to the hill and you can't sit with your feet normally
If you watch the behind the scenes you find out it actually is his first time wearing ski boots
That's because it was authentic, nobody can actually walk down stairs with ski boots on
I can't believe I've been watching this video at least seven times a year for the past three years
I live an incredibly sad and lonely life
Ash I just checked my history I have watched this 37 times now
SAME
Skye Harrison nice
Skye Harrison now I’m going to watch it again
“Too many snowboarders” “too much vis today I can see way to far”
“Hot chocolates too hot” after those quotes I was dead
yo i saw u posted this not long ago, I thought i was the only one whatching this
how do i get one of those huge jumpers
I can’t understand
Don't forget to complain every time the lift stops.
I'm ashamed to admit that's me everytime the lift stops.
Yeah... lol.
lift: stops
me: DA FUCK
Same for boarders.
you forgot if there’s literally anybody in front of you
I died when he said "is that a triple xl"
Savten LOOOL ME2😂😂😂😂
Seriously, where can I buy one of those!
Ive heard this exact conversation more than once.
are those 2018 poles tho 👀👀👀
Alexei Chudacoff is not sure if those are them but here are some www.thuggies.com/
"Too much vis today, I can see way too far."
Sometimes I wish I had that problem.
Young ADV Nice dual sport on your profile pic
Yea. I am usually the "it's snowing and I left my yellow lenses at home...."
"sometimes"
“Making it rain” haha like I have any money left after my season pass😂
Ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha true
For someone who actually skis, this all makes perfect sense. To someone who doesn’t, it makes no sense.
i know right
yeah only a skier would understand the dumb snowboarders
@@2x_skateboards353 as a dumb snowboarder myself I can say that only 90% of us are idiots the other 10% are the beginners who will eventually become part of the 90%
im a mountain biker and a lot of the jargon in skiing is pretty similar to mountain biking jargon lol
Actually it's the opposite
"ive got 400" "theres only 365 d-" "ive got 400"
Mlg Gandhi bruh what's his name who knows 😂
Mlg Gandhi it was hilarious 😂😂😂
thats what im talking about
and always remember, "is my gopro on?"
jonah w *always*
I'm oh so guilty of this "dude, is the red light blinking on my GoPro?"
same
Thats true 😃😂
'Ahh crap, I can't believe I filmed the whole of the chairlift ride up' 😂😂
You forgot "always ski with someone who knows the map inside and out"
I'm always the one who knows the map
I love powder sessions with people who know the whole mountain
That’s me
Me
My friends say, on every single season, that they'll learn the map "eventually".
Anyway, it's nice watching them get lost and missing lunch lmao
Yes it is always the snow borders fault
very wrong its very commonly snake skiers and sitting on hips from jumps. KEEP MOVING KIDS :)
@@reiemg it the god damn snowborders
@@greenforests6239 fuck you
If u ever start to fall, aim for the snowboarders
@@universal_sushi commonly known as "board sniping"
"is that a triple XL?" *dying* hahahaha
What even is that what he is wearing? And where can you get those, asking for a friend?
You missed the driving a Subaru
Amen to that!
Taylor Dickmann or audi with faction skis
Amennnnn
Fact
Well they showed it at 1:59
Also: Buy an Epic pass then convince your wife that you have to go on a second trip to make it worth the money.
legends say the guy is still rowling down the mountain
Banging your skis together at the top of a ski lift to hit people
Cinematic Flame I'm guilty of and been on the receiving end
And then your ski has to fall off
I do it to get snow off, it peeves me.
put snowballs in your pocket
"The minimal gorby gap accepted among skiers, is 0" soo true omg i cant stop laughing
*****
Most people call it a gaper gap but it's when there's a huge gap between the goggles and the helmet
If you see someone with a gorby gap, you have a responsibility 😂😂
Joe Powell snow avalanche them
CalebTheSkier sameeeeeeeeeee 😂
CalebTheSkier
Why are these so rewatchable
Damn snowboarders sunbathing all the time sittin in tha middle of slope and pretendin to be cool in some weird way
Pan Kali for real I hit one because they stopped just below the lip of a steep section and didn’t see them 😂
Exactly
But we dont need crutches to ride
Oh i see that most of society is with me 🎿
@@pankali5085 because most of the people are to dumb to ride snowboard
you forgot that your new favourite song is sail by awolnation
YES haha lol
Edvin Martna I like Sail and I'm not even a Skier
Georges Bikes cuz redbull
Fucking worst song ever.... Ew.
Those park skiers at 3:24 ar so funny. Their clothes are so accurate
www.thuggies.com/collections/thuggies/products/highlighter-thuggie They exist.
www.thuggies.com/collections/all/products/topographic-zip-thuggie?variant=12763095957584
bes
henrik harlaut wear this size😂
Little late but does anybody know where I can buy one of those in Europe? They look hilarious and I need one
you missed knowing every name of every line on the hill, even the tree lines
You forgot "Groaning loud when you sit on a chair lift, then saying "This feels good" "
That is accurate
Who does that?
Oh man did this ever live up to expectations! Still laughing that you put Dylan's tomahawk at the end. Priceless.
Watch the full crash clip here! ruclips.net/video/BTBB1E6DQ_g/видео.html
IFHT that looked like a sick line... before the crash. But yea... we've all been there. Here in Czech we call it "head and feet" coz you know... that's how it goes around :D I crashed like that once in Austria. Was going for a straight line and in the middle of the slope was a frozen traverse after some f****** snowboarder. Needless to say my skis stayed and i went on.. and on... and on and on and on :D
Aye that was some wipeout lol!!
When the lift applauds you for a missive wipe out...
I love it when that happens XD
So true tho!
Yea man. The terrain park goes right under the chair lift at my local skifield. So bad when you eat it.
Hate that shit. Its hard to learn tricks when dickheads do shit like that
Happens to me all the time
Seen this video so many times but I say its worth another watch...
4:43 Step 30: Realize that in glades, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A TREE HUGGER.
Make an edit with the most played out electronic music 😂😂😂😂
Quentin h Yea
fuck i actually liked the few tones there :(
FLOXAR what was the song??
Jaroslav Záruba what was the song?
Quentin h what was the song?
That dude got destroyed in that last wipeout clip holy shit
I grew up skiing in Michigan and Vermont. I was on my high school ski team. This is so true, and frekin hilarious. Thank you.
How to be a skier: don't be a snowboarder
How to be a snowboarder: don't be a skier
Damn snowboarders sunbathing all the time sittin in tha middle of slope and pretendin to be cool in some weird way
I do both, just not at the same time
@@mabelcarpenter308 did u just say the same comment as the other one? U prob don't remember its a year ago
"is that a triple XL?"
I laughed a little more than I should have!
When in trouble, tuck for a double
Thats the stupidest thing I have ever heard go back to africa
One of the funnier comments I've read on youtube.
Noah Wilding fuck off noah, nobody likes you
When in a pickle tuck for a tripple
buy full tilts
Just getting into skiing and this video captures everything so well
I can’t wait for the season to start.
Sameeee
you forgot to add the guy that exaggerates everything when he tells his friends
Isn't that every skier tho
@@nathanreder308 nah it's every snowboarder
@@nathanreder308 it's the snowboarder's fault
u mean that guy we all know whos like yo i got like 40 feet of air of a massive jump and accidentally did a backflip but I barely crashed when they actually did a bunny hop off of a groomed run and then fell
Oops may or may not be me
I snowboard and I found this absolutely hilarious!!
It is funny... fron a snowboarders perspective
Pieter Albers hey pikkie skiën is simpel
Same
Pieter Albers learn to spell before u insult people you idiot
Fuck snowboarders!
sorry I'm a skier
U missed blowing snow every time u stop
love it , just need to say its the last week of Aug. in Northern Mn. curently my skis are in a ski vice in my living room , yes i am 54 years old and i am a skier
It is never the skiers fault. I will be at the pool and get dumped by a wave....."damn snowboarders"
I wasn't fortunate enough to grow up around any mountains whatsoever. Only been skiing once and loved it so much that I'm moving.
Megami Sama hey I see this was 2 years a go did you move and have you been skiing?
Update us please
Please update us
update
Move to Utah it has great skiing
Don't forget to wear 4 jackets and keep your wallet in the first one so you can make a mess while buying mountain tea!
*high-fives the bartender*
*bartender slaps me*
This gets me really excited for this season
Been skiing for 7 years. This is the greatest thing I've seen in a long time.
Who's getting ready for snow?!
+IFHT In Switzerland is no Snow man, i have almost spent 2000Sfr for my Equipment but still... no Snow.
I'm definitely
+IFHT meeeee
+IFHT Maine, still no snow :(
+IFHT Maine, still no snow :(
You forgot “the skier that thinks he is a park rat but only does boxes
this is my friend lmao
Remember, if you’re having a rough day, it’s the snowboarders fault!!😂😂
PARKRAT IS TOO TRUE LMAO
This is the best video I have ever seen lol. I have been skiing since age 3 and everything is accurate I love how it turns from instructional to comedy really fast. Also the park rat or whatever you called it with the triple xl jacket was hilarious
time for my yearly watch of this video lmao
0:24 that is so true with the hoodie and the pants tho xD
that was honestly the funniest video I've ever seen. too accurate.
During the off season, completely plan the next season...
and than have to wait until jan because its not snowing
Lukas Sidorenko Lol not here in Colorado. We get great snow as early as late October.
Tim Skolds or cry until next the next season starts
So 51 weeks planning and 1 week skiing
Pls make a part 2 this was legendary
Love this video!
This is all about skiing on the west coast,Where you guys have powder! In Ontario we have hard pac and you can ski on our snow
Skate
XD
For the most part I agree. However, if you want good snow, you have to go a bit more inland (Colorado is a good spot). Here in California, snow is starting to get hard to come by.
@@JdeMonster or Utah
This was sick!... U guys should make a Park Skier vs. Racer rap battle
It’s hilarious how accurate this is
Well it’s that time of there where i annually watch this video waiting for my first day of the season Sunday can’t come quick enough
3:12 I wish they made a full edit of that that was awesome.
+Nitris Oxide studios Check out "The Balance of Powder" somewhere on youtube. It's like 20 minutes of that.
+Nitris Oxide studios gopro youtube channel
That wasn't this channel.
what's the name of that song!!!!!!!
*???
“R those 2018 poles” they r now
James , hello this is true but now their 3019
Yes
2:55
That's so true, when my skiing isn't going so good I blame it on the snowboarders that take up all the space or those beginners 😂 sorry snowboarders…
I tend to hate beginner skiers more since they take up so much space with their turns.
Michael Lee yes just... yes
Michael Lee yea especially ski classes
Don't like beginner? That is a signal to try black run.
Those darn beginner snowboarders are always trying to form the Great Wall of China across every ski slope. It absolutely drives me crazy
Took my first ever ski lesson today with my son. I can already relate to some on this. Lol.
"i've got 400"
"dude there's only three hundr-"
*"i've got 400"*
You forgot that one snowboarder that nails you in the back at 35 miles an hour when the ENTIRE hill is open and free of people.
been there
Best video ever!!!
OMG THIS IS BEST VIDEO EVER
This video is part of my yearly offering to the snow gods
MEC means "dude" in french, hah
Brought to you by dude, dude!
Mountain Equipement COop
j'ai même pas vu le moment où il dit "mec"
IFHT And après-ski means "after the ski journey" in English
Well done Inspecteur you know one fucking word
This is the best instructions video ive seen
"Is that a triple XL?" 😂😂
Do how to be a snowboarder
alex gollat yess
hate skiers. Done.
alex gollat stop in the middle of the Lane for no reason
or an extra one for skiers - Go cry to ski patrol if a snowboarder come within 5 meters of you
Snowboarders are fkn annoying,they sit on their arses all over the mountain.
Skiers unit, attack this mountain vermon
As a teen growing up at les arcs and tignes i can confirm that this is my life from december to may and then its kayaking from may to july and then its mtb, from july to september, then its kayaking from september to december, and its paragliding all year long
This was GREAT.
you forgot the: has summer tires slips out and backs up the entire main road to the mountain
they forgot racers 😝
lexamazing they don't matter
Lol jk
Lol I was just thinking about that
I am a racer why would u say they are terrible
That not true about all racers and just because we don’t spend all of our time in park doing rails doesn’t mean we aren’t good
Milostar123 ay is it cool if I’m a racer and I can do a backflip tho?
Awesome video!!!!!!
I’m dying this is great
Awesome shot! 1:10 Love it!
Is that guy who rolled off the mountain okay 😂😂
Pure gold.
Damn. These guys got their priorities right. Just living life to the fullest with all these hobbies. Wouldn't regret one bit spending a lot of money on them.
4:02 It's still waxed.
Do you regularly un-wax?
Been watching this vid for years, never noticed that. Nice catch!
Snowboarders are to skiers and figure skaters are to hockey players. ALWAYS fucking up the ice
I can tell that you Guys have put a lot of work into this video.
this videos makes me laugh every time i watch it!
haha
The "euro" guy at 0:58 what a great detail 😂
"-[...]
-[...]
-Yo, is that triple XL ?!"
This is my favourite video from youtube😂
Who else is rewatching the videos during quarantine it’s 5/2/20 when I’m writing this
Do one of these for snowboarding
do a how to be a snowboarder!
Probably the best instructional video ever.
I know you guys make these videos for entertainment purposes but... you guys are so good at everything you post a video on like what the heck
I’m definitely that guy who was like “hot chocolate is too hot”