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  • @wojciechdebowski5014
    @wojciechdebowski5014 Год назад +25392

    Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a thermonuclear gnome, using only some tape, a stolen MIRV, and a gnome

  • @kck-kck879
    @kck-kck879 Год назад +12142

    Judging by the rate at which Gnomish technology is advancing, I don't think we stand a chance, guys.

    • @DuringDark
      @DuringDark Год назад +82

      don't let Glough hear you

    • @kck-kck879
      @kck-kck879 Год назад +94

      He won't hear me, because I'm already dead. Killed, by gnomes

    • @WalmartAdvertiser
      @WalmartAdvertiser Год назад +37

      @@kck-kck879 I hear knocking at my door - what do i do? (i think it's the gnomes)

    • @kck-kck879
      @kck-kck879 Год назад +48

      @@WalmartAdvertiser Don't run. And don't be afraid. They can smell your fear. Grab the nearest pair of socks and throw the left-sided one out the window. Should buy you some time.

    • @adansmith5299
      @adansmith5299 Год назад +12

      ​@@DuringDarktoo late, you're banned from the spirit tree

  • @Amosus2
    @Amosus2 8 месяцев назад +460

    "These three gardens are so annoying. How can we get rid of them?"
    Dr. Edgar George Zomboss:

    • @tdguy1532
      @tdguy1532 6 месяцев назад +31

      Funny how the Gnomes are some kind of advanced civilization who lives in the infinite in the PvZ Garden Warfare Lore

    • @Ollz-k5u
      @Ollz-k5u 5 месяцев назад +6

      Beautiful

  • @iammonke5970
    @iammonke5970 Год назад +8568

    This feels like something Aperture Science would try to sell to homeowners as a security device.

    • @whereismycup
      @whereismycup Год назад +691

      The Aperture Science Home Defense Thermonuclear Human Deterrent

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna Год назад +328

      @@whereismycup wtf I heard that in Cave Johnson's voice

    • @redstonewarrior0152
      @redstonewarrior0152 Год назад +225

      Might explain why Gordon wanted to send the thing to space

    • @Piglin_Emperor
      @Piglin_Emperor Год назад +41

      Or ask the "State of Hydrogen" they use Nuclear fusion Cars, have Nuclear Fusion guns in house, everyone has a few 500M nuclear weapoms in their houses, somebody has a "Tsar Bomba" cluster bomb equipped on their supersonic nuclear fusion Jet and Has a Space railgun for Nuclear Warheads

    • @Piglin_Emperor
      @Piglin_Emperor Год назад +28

      They treat Nuclear Fusion tech as much as we use Water Bottle

  • @omnitone
    @omnitone Год назад +6221

    it's quite impressive that the thermonuclear part, the lithium deuteride is so so small yet does so much. especially with the whole unit being the size of a gnome. incredible technology.

    • @pressaltf4forfreevbucks179
      @pressaltf4forfreevbucks179 Год назад +183

      I think a huge percentage of the energy released is due to fission. Its basically a positive feedback loop. The fission "implosion" generates fusion but the energy produced by the fusion produces even more fission events

    • @maxjoechl5663
      @maxjoechl5663 Год назад

      ⁠​⁠@@pressaltf4forfreevbucks179It's less the _energy_ but more specifically the _neutrons_ that are released during nuclear fusion which are causing a massive increase in fission events.
      These neutrons are extremely fast; significantly faster than the prompt neutrons released from fission. As such, they don't just split "fissile" material like U-235 and Pu-239, but also "fissionable" nuclei which cannot sustain a fission chain reaction on their own - most notably U-238. As a result, using U-238 for the casing and tamper of a thermonuclear weapon can easily double its yield, albeit at the cost of massively increased radioactive fallout.
      Hence why the Soviet scientists were probably happy to settle for the 50-megaton "clean" version of the Tsar Bomba (using lead as a tamper) rather than the proposed 100-megaton "dirty" version.

    • @asj3419
      @asj3419 Год назад +87

      It's actually inside a very large gnome.

    • @charlie_ck
      @charlie_ck Год назад +5

      _😛_

    • @BrokenLifeCycle
      @BrokenLifeCycle Год назад

      TLDR, most of the energy is from fission of the Plutonium and Uranium. The fusion of Deuterium-Tritium releases extra neutrons which enhances the fission of plutonium, and the energy of that plutonium stage is simultaneously used to implode the uranium and lithium-deuteride second stage, making a bigger boom.
      ---------------------------------------
      Fission is hard to do. You have to generate fast moving neutrons and make it hit an atom and hope it splits. The solution is just throw more neutrons at the problem. So, more neutrons, more fission, more boom, got it?
      Conventional explosives are used to compress a shell of plutonium into a tight ball, increasing density. At some point, the density reaches criticality and the plutonium undergoes fission. This releases neutrons which hit plutonium which release more neutrons. On its own, this is pretty powerful, but at some point, outward force from the core exceeds the inward force of the explosives. The core breaks apart, cease the reaction, and waste the rest of the fuel.
      So how do we avoid that to release more of the plutonium's energy? There's no casing strong enough to hold the pressure. There's no conventional explosive strong enough to compress the plutonium faster.
      Solution: Hit the plutonium with more neutrons. The energy of the implosion compresses the D-T to fusion. As D-T fuses, it releases neutrons. Lots of it. More neutrons, more fission, more boom.
      So how do we make it better? Remember the part where conventional explosives have a limit to how fast you can compress something which ultimately limit the energy released from the fuel? Well, if chemical explosives aren't good enough, perhaps a nuclear bomb will do it. The X-ray energy of first stage fission bomb causes the usually bigger second stage to compress. Sometimes, it's a fusion stage, sometimes, it's another fission stage. Sometimes, they stick a third stage in like the Tsar Bomba did.
      This video is depicting the second stage composed of U-235 layers with lithium deuteride between. I'd hazard to guess that the compression of the layers cause fission. The inward and outward pressure compresses the deuteride to fuse, release neutrons, and accelerate the fission happening.
      Either way, it's a bigger boom.

  • @lemint
    @lemint 9 месяцев назад +2379

    "what an easy house to steal from"
    the gnome in my backyard:

    • @GatorGusOfficial
      @GatorGusOfficial 8 месяцев назад +2

      *kicks gnome* “stupid garden gno-“

    • @5t3phan
      @5t3phan 7 месяцев назад +98

      They can't steal my stuff if there's no stuff left to steal

    • @Razor48X
      @Razor48X 6 месяцев назад +46

      @@5t3phanand no one who can still steal in a 5km Radius

    • @mikk.t.7824
      @mikk.t.7824 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@5t3phansome gangs of hooligans stole my cardboard box house

    • @Pinecoje
      @Pinecoje 5 месяцев назад +2

      I got mine from Costco and now the government wants it back. My money my gnome

  • @malldvd
    @malldvd Год назад +2396

    I love that you can deduce exactly how someone came up with this idea: "Hey, doesn't a Gnomes hat kinda look like a MIRV?"

    • @MichaelZombies-o5s
      @MichaelZombies-o5s Год назад +59

      thats actually exactly what i asked nav9 to make and he made this!

    • @milktruckdriver
      @milktruckdriver 11 месяцев назад +40

      MIRV = Multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle. I.e. multiple warheads in a ring on top of an ICBM. Gnome's hat looks like a single warhead, so you'd need multiple gnomes.

    • @iitzfizz
      @iitzfizz 11 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah, his name is Mirvin

    • @paulgemperlein626
      @paulgemperlein626 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@milktruckdriverSIRV

    • @stop8738
      @stop8738 11 месяцев назад

      @@paulgemperlein626Yes SIRV is the best reply in this thread. 🙌😂

  • @JS-gv3kf
    @JS-gv3kf 11 месяцев назад +474

    "Behind every blade of grass in America, there is a tactical thermonuclear gnome."
    -Isoroku Yamamoto

  • @bugstuff2121
    @bugstuff2121 10 месяцев назад +82

    both the plants and the zombies decided to put the war on hold and team up to defeat the gnomes after they found out the gnomes have not only mastered time but also thermonuclear engineering.

  • @somebnnuy
    @somebnnuy Год назад +1004

    This takes "You've been GNOOOOOOMED" to a whole new level.

    • @JanoschNr1
      @JanoschNr1 Год назад +17

      *it blows the realms of

    • @BR1.618
      @BR1.618 Год назад +25

      "Use of this prank might cause explosive feedback"

    • @UnhingedJessie
      @UnhingedJessie Год назад +1

      WoOoh

    • @vencelloth
      @vencelloth Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HyperionNox
      @HyperionNox 10 месяцев назад +4

      I'm gnot a gelf I'm gnot a gnoblin I'm a gnuke an you've been 🎉

  • @Galm1Cipher0
    @Galm1Cipher0 Год назад +740

    Guess you could say. It’s Thergnomenuclear

  • @MendaxLc
    @MendaxLc 10 месяцев назад +32

    i have never thought that i needed to watch a video about tactical thermonuclear gnome until i watch a video about a tactical thermonuclear gnome.

  • @frogman5862
    @frogman5862 11 месяцев назад +550

    Love that I got an unskippable 15 second ad before this video.

    • @Patrick-857
      @Patrick-857 10 месяцев назад

      Imagine not having Revanced on Android and Ublock Origin on desktop.

    • @GabeTheSilly
      @GabeTheSilly 10 месяцев назад +1

      real lol

    • @octogecko
      @octogecko 10 месяцев назад +15

      RUclips Revanced.

    • @squash9189
      @squash9189 10 месяцев назад +4

      RUclips Regressed

    • @TheRhalf
      @TheRhalf 9 месяцев назад +17

      uBlock Origin

  • @laya8880
    @laya8880 Год назад +419

    Yard gnomes gained their height of popularity in the 70s and 80s, and during th Cold War it became a popular superstition to put gnomes in your yard to ward off an attack.

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 Год назад +56

      Clearly they work

    • @torinnbalasar6774
      @torinnbalasar6774 Год назад +49

      Everyone knows not to test the gnome's Mutually Assured Destruction personality.

    • @paquixyz4000
      @paquixyz4000 Год назад +1

      Gnome Trophy

    • @tetracube5089
      @tetracube5089 Год назад +6

      ​Their 'height' of popularity

    • @Smthn_Wicked
      @Smthn_Wicked Год назад +10

      Imagine watching your garden gnome fly at Mach 2 towards a missle

  • @PhilbyFavourites
    @PhilbyFavourites 10 месяцев назад +141

    Always wondered what the interior of our Trident warheads looked like.
    16 Gnomes per missile - no known defence…

  • @pizzabot3778
    @pizzabot3778 11 месяцев назад +295

    Crazy Dave has had enough

    • @Mbxstudios
      @Mbxstudios 2 месяца назад +5

      " too much zawmbies awn ma lawn now I go thermonuclear mode" *guitar riff*
      Voice: *YEAHHHH*

  • @calbum7078
    @calbum7078 Год назад +389

    Fun fact this can be the canonical anatomy of gnomes in your D&D campaign if you want

    • @jumpingbeanmoth
      @jumpingbeanmoth 11 месяцев назад +35

      the fact that one of the players in my campaign is a rogue gnome makes this comment even better

    • @then00brathalos
      @then00brathalos 11 месяцев назад +64

      ​@@jumpingbeanmoth"You trip down the stairs entering the dungeon"
      "Haha, youre so clumsy"
      "Roll for destruction..."
      "...what ?"
      "I said... Roll for D E S T R U C T I O N"

    • @togeluga_the_cat
      @togeluga_the_cat 11 месяцев назад +22

      im playing D&D for my first time as a DM
      i have a question
      whos gona stop me from doing this?

    • @Big-The-Cat
      @Big-The-Cat 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@togeluga_the_cat no one

  • @momazosluisreviews
    @momazosluisreviews 5 месяцев назад +38

    the knights may have more people, but gnomes got this

  • @Kevinsmemes
    @Kevinsmemes Год назад +746

    As a person who studied nuclear energy and nuclear weapons for 2-3 months I can confirm that this is a thermonuclear gnome

    • @jugoderefrescodemagmajose
      @jugoderefrescodemagmajose Год назад +12

      It really works???

    • @Mickey_1100
      @Mickey_1100 Год назад +3

      No way

    • @Kevinsmemes
      @Kevinsmemes Год назад

      @@jugoderefrescodemagmajose This could actually be possible.

    • @amafuji
      @amafuji 11 месяцев назад +44

      As someone who has studied medieval European Folklore surrounding gnomes, I can confirm this is a functional nuke.

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 11 месяцев назад +18

      As a person who has internet connection and has been on Wikipedia at least two times in my lifetime, I can officially confirm and approve your statement

  • @MrMollusk7
    @MrMollusk7 Год назад +619

    The reentry shield has terrifying implications as to how this object is deployed

    • @MTF.TAU5..Bob.
      @MTF.TAU5..Bob. Год назад +55

      its either a rocket gnome or probably just a mirv made small and forgot to take the shield off

    • @proxlordz
      @proxlordz 11 месяцев назад +16

      It's an icbm

    • @proxlordz
      @proxlordz 11 месяцев назад +81

      *icbg (intercontinental ballistic gnome)

    • @TheMightyEngineYT
      @TheMightyEngineYT 11 месяцев назад +17

      someone from the iss throws it down, obviously

    • @cdgonepotatoes4219
      @cdgonepotatoes4219 11 месяцев назад +12

      You put the gnome in a space rocket in Half Life 2, I think that's enough context to make an informed idea how it's going to be used.

  • @meister.engineer7149
    @meister.engineer7149 4 месяца назад +27

    We're going to win against the knights with this one.

    • @thickboi7570
      @thickboi7570 4 месяца назад +1

      THE CRUSADERS WILL NOT FALL

    • @BusterHryckow-d4h
      @BusterHryckow-d4h 4 месяца назад +1

      get the hazmat suits my fellow knights the gnomes are getting cocky!

    • @a8_a8
      @a8_a8 3 месяца назад

      @@thickboi7570they won’t have time to fall after detonation

  • @MacElMasMancoDeTodos
    @MacElMasMancoDeTodos Год назад +630

    If you ever feel useless, remember the TTG has a reentry heatshield when its a gardening weapon

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 Год назад +66

      drop it from orbit

    • @MinosPrimeOfficial
      @MinosPrimeOfficial 11 месяцев назад +13

      @@CarlosAM1that would defeat its purpose!

    • @TheGamerDevious
      @TheGamerDevious 11 месяцев назад +54

      Not if I’m gardening from space

    • @ericmaher4756
      @ericmaher4756 11 месяцев назад +11

      Haven’t you ever stepped on a gnome before?

    • @30pranaypawar17
      @30pranaypawar17 11 месяцев назад +4

      U can launch that into air by throwing it like a projectile.

  • @Denis_G1.0
    @Denis_G1.0 Год назад +198

    Oh, so that's the true reason the gnome in space achievement from half-life 2 episode 2 exists.

    • @owenmachine4656
      @owenmachine4656 Год назад +18

      if it werent for the gnome, the rocket wouldnt have had the power to do what it did

    • @leosanchez7997
      @leosanchez7997 5 месяцев назад +3

      That's why there is a gnome in left 4 dead 2.

  • @chingezkhagan4400
    @chingezkhagan4400 3 месяца назад +8

    Missed the opportunity to use "Tactical Thergnomenuclear warhead"

  • @Requis_Bartholomew_Jones
    @Requis_Bartholomew_Jones Год назад +315

    Personally i prefer to use 2 parts plutonium-239 to one part uranium-235. But nonetheless still a great looking thermonuclear gnome

    • @Piglin_Emperor
      @Piglin_Emperor Год назад +4

      Really? Ever thought of using the Black hole conversion of Matter to Energy, which is over 100 times more than nuclear fusion one?
      Pluto destruction Granted with only one gnome

  • @Poltergleigered
    @Poltergleigered Год назад +189

    imagine getting the gnome to the end of half life 2 episode 2 with a mod like this

    • @aortaplatinum
      @aortaplatinum Год назад +23

      If you fail the tower defense waves before the launch and one of the striders gets to the rocket it plays stock footage of a nuke going off and an SFM recreation of either the Majora's Mask game over animation or the launch of Skynet from Terminator 2 but with Gordon Freeman instead of Link or Sarah Connors

    • @UndesignatedFellow
      @UndesignatedFellow Год назад +14

      Imagine some random Combine shooting Gnome Chompski and vaporizing the entire map in a millisecond.

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic Год назад

      ​@@UndesignatedFellow Quick way to get your entire race facing the same fate when you bungle an entire invasion that badly.

  • @cynthiapaslawski6912
    @cynthiapaslawski6912 6 месяцев назад +104

    0:10 I'm done

  • @psychoticfam7538
    @psychoticfam7538 11 месяцев назад +309

    It’s quite awesome the ending showed it reacting in real time, it being realistically top heavy and falling over is a really nice touch we may or may not realize, though all appreciate.

    • @elbo7755
      @elbo7755 10 месяцев назад +2

      cool

    • @ForeStorm2
      @ForeStorm2 9 месяцев назад +1

      Dead Internet has reached RUclips

  • @astrodawgo
    @astrodawgo Год назад +38

    “Sir we’ll have to confiscate your gnome”
    “Why”
    “It may have a tactical thermonuclear missile.”

  • @endertyme207
    @endertyme207 7 месяцев назад +6

    Imagine seeing a garden gnome falling in the air, and then a mile-wide fireball appears two seconds later

  • @SourceBrother
    @SourceBrother Год назад +52

    "If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space."

  • @NonConsensual
    @NonConsensual Год назад +16

    I’m not a gnelf…
    I’m not a gnoblin…
    I’M A TACTICAL GNUKE

  • @levibarns7576
    @levibarns7576 10 месяцев назад +5

    The fact that someone drew this out and animated it is crazy

  • @BassInASummer
    @BassInASummer Год назад +106

    Absolutely loved your DIY tutorial - trying this at home later!

    • @VHSo_o
      @VHSo_o 11 месяцев назад +1

      dont think they made it QQ

    • @inciacci549
      @inciacci549 11 месяцев назад +2

      Instructions unclear, caused the Fallout franchise.

    • @baloog8
      @baloog8 11 месяцев назад +1

      Let us know if you are able to enrich uranium next week.😅

  • @trikholit7064
    @trikholit7064 Год назад +28

    That's why valve sent gnome to space

  • @The-gender-goblin
    @The-gender-goblin 4 месяца назад +6

    Ah, yes. With this the knights shall fall!

  • @SlapStyleAnims
    @SlapStyleAnims Год назад +56

    Intercontgnomental Ballistic Missile classic

  • @wherethehellamiat
    @wherethehellamiat Год назад +91

    Freebird goes with literally anything

  • @doyouknoedawae
    @doyouknoedawae 3 месяца назад +2

    Japanese Soldier: Why is the sky raining gnomes?
    Gnome: 💥🧙‍♂️💥🧙‍♂️💥

  • @admiralshellshock4566
    @admiralshellshock4566 Год назад +48

    POV: the gnomes in my garden when the ATF executes a no knock warrant on my log cabin in Ruby Ridge, Idaho

  • @marcuscarana9240
    @marcuscarana9240 Год назад +153

    I love this. I love the idea of a super secret agent who needs to escape from a corrupt and evil government. The corrupt government sends out a Swat team to capture her but she escapes, calls her entire family, gets them to a van before the Swat team arrives at her doorstep. The Swat team gets inside the house only to find it's empty. Cut to the scene where the family is now in the van racing towards freedom. Her teen son worries "what if they catch up to us." She says "No they won't". Cut back to the house, the gnome's eyes turn red and causes a mini nuke explosion.

    • @Satyred
      @Satyred Год назад

      I heard the Mini nuke took out a 1/3 of the state!

    • @Nnneemo
      @Nnneemo Год назад +13

      Hasta la vista! Baby.

    • @whereismycup
      @whereismycup Год назад +9

      Gnomed

    • @marcuscarana9240
      @marcuscarana9240 Год назад

      @@whereismycupGnomed. :)

    • @marcuscarana9240
      @marcuscarana9240 Год назад +8

      @@Nnneemo Ahh Terminator II, slowly becoming a forgotten gem.

  • @spyfromteamfortress272
    @spyfromteamfortress272 Месяц назад +2

    Ah, Perry the Platypus. Allow me to introduce you to my new superweapon, the DESTROY YOUR LAWN INNATOR!

  • @eminkilicaslan8945
    @eminkilicaslan8945 11 месяцев назад +13

    I love how the most fatal explosive type known to man explodes like a gasoline can.

  • @koopaon1052
    @koopaon1052 Год назад +147

    In my opinion, the position of the hollow terracotta shell could affect the movement in air, causing the missle to lean in one direction and not hit it’s desired target. You might want to make the point of the T.T.G leaning straight upwards for smooth aerial movement.

    • @TheMightyEngineYT
      @TheMightyEngineYT 11 месяцев назад +11

      well it's a nuke so should take care of the problem 🤷‍♂️

    • @e-spac-espacecorporation6886
      @e-spac-espacecorporation6886 11 месяцев назад +4

      This is a thermonuclear tactical mine in the body of a garden gnome, lol I think it will be left in the gardens of opponents to destroy with an efficiency of 95.6%

    • @michaelturk7237
      @michaelturk7237 11 месяцев назад +2

      "These atoms are rated 'E' for 'Everyone' "
      ---the megaton device sitting atop his silly little head

    • @rachelberkhahn9612
      @rachelberkhahn9612 11 месяцев назад +1

      Adding spin stabilization nulls out the deviation, and permits steering the gnome using only roll control.

    • @kotorybeusz7246
      @kotorybeusz7246 10 месяцев назад

      The body of the gnome will act as storage for proppelant

  • @ezrasuniverse7444
    @ezrasuniverse7444 3 месяца назад +2

    I never thought that “get gnomed” could be the last words you hear

  • @molk415
    @molk415 Год назад +11

    (smiles satisfied while lighting a cigar) DRG is satisfied with the results, as always, it is a pleasure to work with Gnomes.

  • @superbroadcaster
    @superbroadcaster Год назад +6

    We're making it out of the watchlist with this one boys

  • @Pintstraw
    @Pintstraw 4 месяца назад +2

    “Fellow gnomes, RUN!”

  • @SlainByTheWire
    @SlainByTheWire Год назад +10

    Imagine seeing these on parachutes while the jet flies away.

  • @JRAnimationStudios
    @JRAnimationStudios Год назад +15

    This generation of engineers will be the greatest

    • @joshuahilliker2364
      @joshuahilliker2364 Год назад +2

      To be fair, if you can do something just as goofy and impractical as this and STILL make it work, then you ARE a better engineer than those that came before who made something boring but practical and just stopped there.

    • @Unfunnyfunyname
      @Unfunnyfunyname Месяц назад

      worst*

  • @scrublord95
    @scrublord95 10 месяцев назад +3

    my favorite part here is how accurate this is to an actual fusion bomb

  • @maeveszy
    @maeveszy 11 месяцев назад +7

    I totally read this as “Tactical thermometer gnome” and I didn’t understand until halfway through. I was like ah yes the thermometer gnome. Super useful for daily life. Comes with a special side feature of nuclear blast.

  • @Norsilca
    @Norsilca Год назад +7

    I love that this shitpost would be classified in the 70s

  • @MrX1230_
    @MrX1230_ 29 дней назад +1

    I love that it has a reentry heat shield so you can also drop it from space. Very good design decision

  • @joaovitorreisdasilva9573
    @joaovitorreisdasilva9573 Год назад +29

    I... I would like to meet the mind that can conceive such a concept into the mortal realms. It possesses a terrifying maddening beauty.

    • @MichaelZombies-o5s
      @MichaelZombies-o5s Год назад +1

      hi its me

    • @joaovitorreisdasilva9573
      @joaovitorreisdasilva9573 Год назад +2

      @cock1056 greetings Sir, walk me through your thought process. Why a Gnome? Why leave so much empty space on his belly? Why not use a more fitting design given your choices?

    • @thereaper672
      @thereaper672 Год назад

      ​@@joaovitorreisdasilva9573it doubles as a fragmentation bomb

    • @Mitchigon
      @Mitchigon 11 месяцев назад

      i had an idea for Motion triggered napalm gnomes lol

  • @Pudding404
    @Pudding404 Год назад +4

    The last thing you hear before your mortal form gets vaporized:
    *"YEW JUST GOT GNOME'D"*

  • @Nathan_Poster_EditZ
    @Nathan_Poster_EditZ 4 месяца назад +3

    The knights won’t stand a chance

  • @soylentgreenb
    @soylentgreenb 11 месяцев назад +48

    Nitpicks: The primary needs a trigger mechanism, such as a flying plate "air lens"; this is why it is usually drawn ovoid-shaped. The primary should have a tamper, usually beryllium because it's quite transparent to x-rays and a good neutron reflector which reduces critical mass. The D-T mixture is not stored in the pit of the primary, it is injected just in time from a reservoir. There is some secret sauce (tm) McGuffin hinted at in some documents between the primary and secondary that is likely made of neutron reflective beryllium used to modulate the neutron flow from the primary to the secondary and prevent the sparkplug from going too early; compressing a cold lump of lithium deuteride is possible, compressing it when it is already millions of degrees is near impossible.

    • @SearinoxNavras
      @SearinoxNavras 10 месяцев назад +4

      Don't forget the neutron initiator is also missing.

    • @ivanthegod49
      @ivanthegod49 10 месяцев назад +9

      bro is on a list with this info

    • @fel524
      @fel524 10 месяцев назад

      How the fuck do you know how to make thermonuclear bombs and should I be scared

    • @Freedmoon44
      @Freedmoon44 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@fel524 well knowing the theory of how to do it is one thing doing it is entirely differant ^^

    • @airgin3000
      @airgin3000 9 месяцев назад

      Do you actually drink Soylent Green? That thing looks nasty.

  • @nicholasgogel5606
    @nicholasgogel5606 Год назад +10

    Such a beautiful and whimsically magical creature deserving of tributes and respect…

  • @Potato_power12
    @Potato_power12 4 месяца назад +1

    This will surely defeat the knights, onwards, fellow thermonuclear gnomes

  • @kingofgranges
    @kingofgranges 11 месяцев назад +21

    Huge amount of skill and effort put into something really stupid... Love it! ❤

  • @BronzeDragon0009
    @BronzeDragon0009 10 месяцев назад +5

    I dont know why but having a foam filling inside a thermonucular device is one of the funniest parts to this.

    • @bami2
      @bami2 5 месяцев назад +4

      The foam is actually a very important part in a thermonuclear warhead, as it needs to turn into a superheated plasma to properly funnel the radiation pressure from the primary into the secondary. You can't just stick some polystyrene in there and call it good.
      The US was in bit of shit creek when they needed to refurbish a couple of types of weapons originally built in the 70s and 80s but found out in the 00s they didn't actually have the process to manufacture it anymore and it took a lot of effort (and money) to remake the production process to enable them to make more of it. With the wrong type of foam it could not be guaranteed that it would perform as well as the original foam designed by Oak Ridge and could lead to fizzles: weapons with way lower yield than anticipated.
      Look up FOGBANK for more information.

  • @MichaelUrocyon
    @MichaelUrocyon Месяц назад +1

    The gnome you escort in Half-Life 2.

  • @gotyouchip1179
    @gotyouchip1179 Год назад +9

    I was hoping it would be a stationary charge. Like a Trojan horse type deal, when the enemy is taking over a valuable position you leave behind this inconspicuous gnome and hours later boom.

  • @ZarHakkar
    @ZarHakkar Год назад +6

    I was about to say, that gnome is gonna be so top-heavy it would immediately fall over... and it did.

  • @NamelessY8
    @NamelessY8 8 месяцев назад +1

    Imagine you are a swat team and you are pushing a house, and you walk into the basement and see this halfway built sitting next to 30 more

  • @윤희건-w3q
    @윤희건-w3q Год назад +4

    0:43 I love the part where he said “It’s Gnoming time” and Gnomed all over the place

  • @creativegamer_03
    @creativegamer_03 Год назад +9

    SO THATS WHY WE HAVE TO BRING CHOMPSKI TO THE ROCKET IN HL2:E2! IT'S TO MAKE THE BLAST MORE EXPLOSIVE by an inch.

  • @Moon_Struck2882
    @Moon_Struck2882 5 месяцев назад +2

    The design is very human

  • @Filbo_Fraggins
    @Filbo_Fraggins Год назад +8

    I might get my neighbour a gnome for Christmas, and then run like hell.

  • @andrescolomarcedeno9952
    @andrescolomarcedeno9952 Год назад +5

    The Turorial:
    We willl just need some simple materials that you can find around ur house
    Also the tutorial:

  • @sandvichguy
    @sandvichguy 10 месяцев назад +1

    When plants aren’t enough to defend your home from zombies:

  • @Fugieko.
    @Fugieko. 11 месяцев назад +11

    Nah the gnomes have us our garden its doomed

  • @CeXn
    @CeXn 11 месяцев назад +17

    Didn't know you could fit such power into one gnome, wonder if the one in Half-Life 2 was similar, and i was droping it quite often :D

  • @ZavierFray
    @ZavierFray 6 месяцев назад +2

    Gnome with inches of his life fighting against stuffed toys
    Teddy: Any last words?
    Gnome: *cough* Yeah... get Gnomed

  • @howardmaryon
    @howardmaryon Год назад +23

    The only 2 ways that this demonstration could have been better, are: 1. The detonation could have been depicted more accurately by an instantaneous white screen, with silence instead of the sound of the explosion, and 2. The lyrical music of the excellent metal band from Antwerp, Gnome.

  • @olocippicolo
    @olocippicolo Год назад +11

    it's for things like this that I love 3D modelling 😂

  • @How2Lamp
    @How2Lamp 5 месяцев назад +2

    Youve been gnomed
    *Explodes*

  • @bazookaman1353
    @bazookaman1353 Год назад +7

    This is why Blender users should have state mandated extra free time.

  • @BassGuitarGuy128
    @BassGuitarGuy128 10 месяцев назад +3

    Who knew the Travelocity travel gnome was packing so much heat. He seemed so innocent.

  • @Joes86-nstuff
    @Joes86-nstuff Месяц назад +1

    Slightly radioactive gnome

  • @temporarily-gone
    @temporarily-gone Год назад +6

    Now this is what I call home security!

  • @nicolaschew443
    @nicolaschew443 Год назад +6

    The gnome you put in the rocket at the end of HL2 Ep2 is secretly a nuke. 😂

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gnomeo and Juliet: the Director's Cut.

  • @-Fidelis-
    @-Fidelis- Год назад +4

    Its gnoming time
    9:05 AM President JFG (John Fitzgerald Gnome) gives the all clear to launch the TTG (Tactical Thermonuclear Gnome)
    9:15 AM The TTG has been launched from its silo
    9:27 Goblintopia launches counter-strike TTG (Tactical Thermonuclear Goblin)
    9:35 AM The TTG reaches ground zero and destroys all of Goblintopia
    9:36 AM All of Goblintopia is gone, reduced to atoms
    9:41 AM Confirmation about the destruction reaches Gnomeland
    9:53 AM The TTG reaches Gnomeland
    9:54 AM All of Gnomeland is destroyed, just like Goblintopia
    10:00 AM All bunkers receive confirmation that all of the world has been ruined

  • @53ducks
    @53ducks 11 месяцев назад +156

    Heres a story about that gnome
    Once upon a time in the quaint village of Eldertop, there lived a peculiar gnome named Fizzlepop. Unlike the other gnomes who were content with their gardening and crafting, Fizzlepop harbored a secret passion for explosives. His tiny workshop hidden in the outskirts of the village was filled with bottles, tubes, and an assortment of colorful powders.
    Fizzlepop's heart danced with excitement every time he created a new explosive concoction. However, he knew he had to keep his experiments a secret, as the villagers were averse to anything that disrupted the peaceful harmony of Eldertop.
    One day, Fizzlepop stumbled upon a unique combination that promised to be his greatest creation yet - a dazzling display of lights and colors that would light up the night sky. Unable to contain his excitement, Fizzlepop decided to share his masterpiece with the village, believing they would finally appreciate his talents.
    As night fell, Fizzlepop set up his explosive display on the outskirts of Eldertop. The first explosion sent shimmering sparks in every direction, painting the night with hues of blue, green, and gold. The villagers, initially startled, soon gathered to witness the breathtaking spectacle.
    For a moment, Eldertop forgot its reservations and reveled in the beauty of Fizzlepop's explosions. Laughter and cheers filled the air as the gnome continued his pyrotechnic performance. Eldertop had never experienced such joy and wonder.
    However, amidst the awe-inspiring display, Fizzlepop felt a deep sadness gnawing at his heart. He realized that the villagers were only captivated by his explosions and not by him. His explosive talents had brought momentary happiness, but it didn't bridge the gap between him and the rest of Eldertop.
    As the final explosion lit up the sky, Fizzlepop felt a mix of emotions. He had both shared his passion and realized the loneliness that came with being different. The villagers, though appreciative of his talents, didn't truly understand the gnome behind the explosions.
    In the quiet aftermath, Fizzlepop packed up his remaining explosives, his heart heavy with a newfound understanding. As he walked back to his workshop, he knew that while his explosions had brought temporary joy, it was time to find a way to connect with his fellow villagers on a more personal level.
    And so, as the stars faded into the dawn, Fizzlepop began a journey to share not just his explosive talents but also the warmth of his heart with the villagers of Eldertop. The explosions may have captured their attention, but Fizzlepop was determined to show them the beauty that existed beyond the bursts of light and color.

    • @Moowe291
      @Moowe291 11 месяцев назад +8

      Beautiful. I mean it. Haha i love it!

    • @ZincOxideGinger
      @ZincOxideGinger 11 месяцев назад +4

      That is something else to read. Keep it up.

    • @vimmon898
      @vimmon898 11 месяцев назад +2

      Beautiful

    • @varunshivan9569
      @varunshivan9569 11 месяцев назад +3

      I don't have time to read it all up 😂. And yes it will take longer than writing this comment.

    • @adolf_sprinkles
      @adolf_sprinkles 11 месяцев назад +1

      Your teacher would be proud 😂😂 this is also underrated.

  • @VenatorHelldivers
    @VenatorHelldivers Год назад +5

    Thermognomecular bomb.

  • @SuperEmmetMan
    @SuperEmmetMan 11 дней назад +4

    0:15 did no one notice the ceramic reentry heatshield 😂

  • @Urban_Kart
    @Urban_Kart 2 месяца назад +1

    “Well done lad!”

  • @Reborn666skull
    @Reborn666skull Год назад +9

    Laughed my ass off when it fell down and exploded xD

  • @SgtLuke
    @SgtLuke Год назад +4

    Imagine if a country *actually* made this, placed this in a foreign country, and then it randomly got knocked over by the wind or destroyed by someone else. Imagine this monstrosity of a gnome is how Nuclear War starts. It probably happened in some parallel universe and no one bothered investigating how a nuclear explosion occured.

  • @eventhorizon2264
    @eventhorizon2264 8 месяцев назад +1

    This guy took gnoming on whole another level💀

  • @questionable69420
    @questionable69420 Год назад +4

    Thank you for the useful tutorial 😃

  • @XREXP0
    @XREXP0 Год назад +4

    here before this blows up

  • @kirboMusic
    @kirboMusic 4 месяца назад +1

    The knights aren't getting away with this one...

  • @UwU_69420
    @UwU_69420 2 месяца назад +4

    0:31 i’m picking up what you’re putting down you’re basically put a Demon core inside a gnome😑

  • @MrGaryf8
    @MrGaryf8 Год назад +4

    MY WEEEEE MEN

  • @alaskanball27
    @alaskanball27 4 месяца назад +1

    Watch out knights we are devolving a missle

  • @Regular_guy678
    @Regular_guy678 4 месяца назад +4

    The knights stand no chance with our decoy nuke gnomes

  • @aydumarpayranid3155
    @aydumarpayranid3155 Год назад +4

    How big would the explosion of a gnome sized thermonuclear bomb actually be? Genuinely curious.

    • @TheDisassemble
      @TheDisassemble Год назад +1

      It couldn't really work because the mass is too small to go critical

    • @G-raverobber
      @G-raverobber Год назад

      depends on how big the gnome is

    • @cbrahana5202
      @cbrahana5202 Год назад +4

      The M388 was smallest fielded warhead, with a diameter of 28 cm (or 11 in). This wouldn’t fit in a reasonably sized garden gnome. A pot belly would be the best place to put the nuclear material, though that slightly departs from the classical gnome form.
      However, there are reasons to believe that smaller warheads have been explored. If you’re willing to accept a deliberate fizzle, where you still get significant energy release, you could potentially achieve dramatic size reductions. The simulation work necessary to determine the resulting yield has been left as an exercise to someone who doesn’t mind visits from the FBI, though.