Marius: I want a pet. Let's see.... a goldfish? Nah. Too boring. A parrot? Nah. Too noisy. A cat or dog? Nah. Too basic. Wait, I've got it! I'll get a dangerous wild animal and the one that kills the most people each year: a hippopotamus! Now, THAT is a pet i absolutely MUST have!
@nydeity9100 you are wrong. Don't have too much free time to spend, but before u comment, try to read a biology book first . Amphibians lizards's , etc brain are not well developed enough to be domesticated .
I’m Kenyan 🇰🇪 & the closest I have come to a hippo is on the other side of an electric fence. And even that was scary. There’s no way I would adopt one.
One in the zoo never attacked the guy, it told him to sod off. If you are laying on the floor and a hippo stares down at you, but you live to tell all about it. It never attacked you.
For any morons who believe they can be safe with a wild animal by befriending it,even friends can get into conflicts sometimes,and unlike humans who can just talk it out peacefully,animals are aggresive and lack impulse control,so just for the equivalent of a small disagreement they can tear you apart!
I was on the Zambezi river last year in Zimbabwe. We were having a boat tour. It was a cruise, so the boat was big and fast. We saw elephants, hippos, & alligators. It was amazing …but I couldn’t imagine getting on those waters in a CANOE!? No. Thank goodness he survived…unfortunately his friend who drowned wasn’t so lucky.
I'm sorry but what was he thinking? He should have listened to his wife. The second warning should have him second guessing himself when his nephew was attacked. Common sense failed him. I'm sorry but i don't feel sorry for Marius. A hippo is a terrible choice for a pet.
Right? I felt more sympathetic towards him when I thought he didn't know better but less so now that I know he thought he knew better than the experts because of some "special" bond he imagined. I mean I love dogs and have felt bonds with them (not to mention they are also actually domesticated by centuries) but I would still take precautions around strangers or kids/babies because even domesticated animals can attack you. Even zoo keepers and conservationists/rescuers who raise wild animals know that when sexual maturity comes around, handling them becomes a lot more risky and they usually have to take more steps for simple things like feeding or cleaning. I'm honestly just glad no one else died to this hippo by some miracle and I hope the hippo wasn't put down for following its instincts. Worst part is, I doubt this will be the last time someone attempts this :/ humans aren't great at learning from past mistakes
Although hippos have been previously been considered to be herbivores, there are many instances in which they have been recorded eating meat and engaging in cann1bali$m. The first *verified* instance of hippos eating meat (operative word being 'verified') was recorded in 1995 by Dr. Joseph Dudley (University of Alaska) while visiting the Hwange National Park in Zimbabwe. According to Dr. Keith Eltringham, one of the world's leading experts on the species, hippos will consume meat because of insufficient nutrients and other factors not currently understood.
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I thought you said this was how to survive!? But you want me to get behind a car because a 900 lb hippo can't flip it like you flip a quarter? Okay, bye now.
I’m a retired UltraBillionaire I’m number 1 an animal wildlife expert the MUST is to have an armed ummm ‘assistant’? At all times just in case things go south but with a Hippo death can happen within 2 seconds so that’s a tough one
They possess incredibly sharp canine teeth along with their flat-ridged molars. Their teeth are razor-sharp, and their enormous mouths, combined with strong jaws, give them a biting force of 1,800 PSI. Their massive jaws are filled with up to 40 teeth, each measuring up to 20 inches in length. The molars are self-sharpening, wearing down as the hippo chews on vegetation, allowing them to continue grinding up tough plants. He probably talking bout, that. Maybe before you read up or know anything, just be quiet. They have super sharp canines, just like the guy said.
Even hippos can be loved but not as a pet they are wild beast monsters like does one horned monster with a giant massive horns a man got eaten by his own hippo as a friend
@@RoflCannon6 lmao I'm gonna guess it was actually the cat in the user's photo posting this, not candidgem themselves, because cats don't like birds as pets but prefer them as food instead ;) I hate when my cat hacks my youtube account.. always messing up my algorithm by looking up bird and fish videos
Because America and Liberia are the only two countries in the world who use the imperial system. Every other country uses metric. To cater us Americans is to ignore 99.99% of the world.
Marius: I want a pet. Let's see.... a goldfish? Nah. Too boring. A parrot? Nah. Too noisy. A cat or dog? Nah. Too basic. Wait, I've got it! I'll get a dangerous wild animal and the one that kills the most people each year: a hippopotamus! Now, THAT is a pet i absolutely MUST have!
“I see something in him… I can change him” - Maurius after Humphrey attacked his nephew
And to top it off, I'm going to ignore the people trying to talk sense into me and urge me to get rid of it.
@@grumpygremlin2379 and even after it attacks my own nephew and kills cattle, I'll lie to myself and others that he's not dangerous!
😂😅
You mustn’t have seen Moodeng
How to survive: Don't adopt hippopotamus.
Seems like advanced rocket science to me.
Instructions unclear.. I am now in the mouth of a hippo
When are people going to understand that you can not pet a wild animal.Wild animals belong in the wild .
We wouldn’t have domesticated animals if everyone thought like you.
@@nydeity9100 damn
@@nydeity9100 🤦♂️
@@TestTest-y8j Tell me I am wrong.
@nydeity9100 you are wrong. Don't have too much free time to spend, but before u comment, try to read a biology book first . Amphibians lizards's , etc brain are not well developed enough to be domesticated .
I’m Kenyan 🇰🇪 & the closest I have come to a hippo is on the other side of an electric fence. And even that was scary. There’s no way I would adopt one.
hyppo are terrifying
Not more than humans ):
Yes more than humans @@staravs360
@@staravs360humans overrated
The L in Hippo stands for love
What L- oh
The o stands for obliterate
😂
At the end of the day a hippopotamus is a hippopotamus. No sympathy for stupid people 🦛☠️
It should be illegal to keep wild animals as pet
One in the zoo never attacked the guy, it told him to sod off. If you are laying on the floor and a hippo stares down at you, but you live to tell all about it. It never attacked you.
0:37 "most people are smart, thats not me!"
*8 HOURS TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL WTH, HOW DID HE SURVIVE?*
He got lucky!
@@HowToSurviveShowVery lucky!
He found it during a flood and taught it how to swim🤔
remember travis the chimp
just stay to gold fish
Next thing you'll know is how invasive goldfish are to ponds and rivers
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This story is terrifying.
For any morons who believe they can be safe with a wild animal by befriending it,even friends can get into conflicts sometimes,and unlike humans who can just talk it out peacefully,animals are aggresive and lack impulse control,so just for the equivalent of a small disagreement they can tear you apart!
I was on the Zambezi river last year in Zimbabwe. We were having a boat tour. It was a cruise, so the boat was big and fast. We saw elephants, hippos, & alligators. It was amazing …but I couldn’t imagine getting on those waters in a CANOE!? No. Thank goodness he survived…unfortunately his friend who drowned wasn’t so lucky.
I'm sorry but what was he thinking? He should have listened to his wife. The second warning should have him second guessing himself when his nephew was attacked. Common sense failed him. I'm sorry but i don't feel sorry for Marius. A hippo is a terrible choice for a pet.
Right? I felt more sympathetic towards him when I thought he didn't know better but less so now that I know he thought he knew better than the experts because of some "special" bond he imagined. I mean I love dogs and have felt bonds with them (not to mention they are also actually domesticated by centuries) but I would still take precautions around strangers or kids/babies because even domesticated animals can attack you. Even zoo keepers and conservationists/rescuers who raise wild animals know that when sexual maturity comes around, handling them becomes a lot more risky and they usually have to take more steps for simple things like feeding or cleaning. I'm honestly just glad no one else died to this hippo by some miracle and I hope the hippo wasn't put down for following its instincts. Worst part is, I doubt this will be the last time someone attempts this :/ humans aren't great at learning from past mistakes
So basically Paul is indestructible
Keep in mind, *THIS* is related to whales.
Although hippos have been previously been considered to be herbivores, there are many instances in which they have been recorded eating meat and engaging in cann1bali$m. The first *verified* instance of hippos eating meat (operative word being 'verified') was recorded in 1995 by Dr. Joseph Dudley (University of Alaska) while visiting the Hwange National Park in Zimbabwe. According to Dr. Keith Eltringham, one of the world's leading experts on the species, hippos will consume meat because of insufficient nutrients and other factors not currently understood.
Hippos are some of the most dangerous animals on earth. So this guy decides to keep one as a pet. Who could've guessed how this would end?
I have zero compassion for Marius.
If you told a West African that a man would take in a Hippo as a pet, he/she would say "you're joking" 😂
I came to the Lord asking for his blessings as a single parent because raising my son (Joel) was an act of courage despite all the challenges. And the Lord answered my prayers with a benefiting income of $31,000 every month. To God be the glory. Joel is in school and life's been fair lately.
Excuse me for real?,how is that
possible I have struggling
financially, how was that possible?
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Her top notch guidance and expertise on digital market changed the game for me
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YES!!! That's exactly her name (Kate Elizabeth Becherer) so many people have recommended highly about her and am just starting with her 😊 from Brisbane Australia🇦🇺
Humphrey is such a cute name for a hippo.
"He was like a father to me and I loved him like my child" - pewdiepie
I thought you said this was how to survive!? But you want me to get behind a car because a 900 lb hippo can't flip it like you flip a quarter? Okay, bye now.
The story of Donna Munson and her pet bears
Noted!
How the hell didn't the authorities get involved and take the hippo away when it was clearly waving red flags?
These are animals that have been known to tip over boats. Don't go near them!
How does hippo meat taste?
A bit like human and rubber boats
Dunno, but their sweat is red, apparently.
Do you think anyone ever found out?
Hippos are just as dangerous as they are cute. The wittle ears. :)
Imagine a smart chicken want to keep a human as pet, how long would the human hold his hungry?
Gustav the crocodile hunts hippo simply cause he's huge.
Steppenwolf has a song called The Hippo 🦛 Stomp! 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯 😯
Reminds me of Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend with Alaskan bears 💀 😮
What would happen if you don’t show it any fear?
How could anybody not show fear when a 9000 pound animal is coming at you???
@@danasimcho310I would start crying and freaking out. I would also 💩 in my pants
Im an animal lover so i stand up for the hyypo
The hippo was just being a hippo !
Humphrey the Hippo is a human name? Got it ✔️
Nice vid this will help!
No thanks. I'll pass 😅
Poor Moodeng
Are Pablo Escobar’s hippos 🦛
still on the loose?
This is not how to survive it’s how to die
ur super cute Mr. uploader
The heppo Humphrey hahaaaa
Shite, what was he eaten alive by? Hippos are vegeterian.
Hungry,hungry
CHOMP❤❤❤
O prestatie cu aluzii sexoase si umor ieftin
Nee fok, Marius. 😐
Why can’t u just use inches and feet
🇨🇦
I’m a retired UltraBillionaire I’m number 1 an animal wildlife expert the MUST is to have an armed ummm ‘assistant’? At all times just in case things go south but with a Hippo death can happen within 2 seconds so that’s a tough one
2:20 Razor sharp? tf you talkin bout
They possess incredibly sharp canine teeth along with their flat-ridged molars.
Their teeth are razor-sharp, and their enormous mouths, combined with strong jaws, give them a biting force of 1,800 PSI.
Their massive jaws are filled with up to 40 teeth, each measuring up to 20 inches in length.
The molars are self-sharpening, wearing down as the hippo chews on vegetation, allowing them to continue grinding up tough plants.
He probably talking bout, that. Maybe before you read up or know anything, just be quiet. They have super sharp canines, just like the guy said.
Even hippos can be loved but not as a pet they are wild beast monsters like does one horned monster with a giant massive horns a man got eaten by his own hippo as a friend
Ai sucks
LOL I KNEW IT! UNPAUSED
40 second gage
Stolen land, stolen life
86 comment.
3rd comment!
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If you can have a Tiger or Lion as a pet. Why not try a Hippo, as one of the first. Just a shame it went wrong 🙄
It's not that it isn't possible, it just isn't wise to take the risk.
Clickbaited. 🖕🏻
Tarzan
We will make pets with any animal. Except birds for some reason
Parrots? You know what a bird cage is and what it’s used for?
@@RoflCannon6 lmao I'm gonna guess it was actually the cat in the user's photo posting this, not candidgem themselves, because cats don't like birds as pets but prefer them as food instead ;) I hate when my cat hacks my youtube account.. always messing up my algorithm by looking up bird and fish videos
Hi
You sound American. Why are we using the metric system?
Because America and Liberia are the only two countries in the world who use the imperial system. Every other country uses metric. To cater us Americans is to ignore 99.99% of the world.
Can you pin me pls
The comment section is garbage
Poor man, prpbably he were cut in half
Bro took "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas" to a whole different level. 🦛🎄😱
4th comment woo