Not gonna lie, I thought the pressure of impact compressed the plunger somehow, like a kinetic energy type of thing....I had NO idea there was compressed air....this was an awesome video and explanation.
7:35 And that's pretty much how it feels to be his prey: >Distant "flup" sound >A dart hits your ankle >[Laughter] >Next you wake up to a lecture of something
His way of measuring distance, is considered professional in the USA. Every "step" is about 2.5 roman feet...the Welsh couldn't operate decimal fractions so theire "steps" were 3 feet...the English renamed "step" into "yard" as 16.5 feet per original yard was a way too big to handle, as we all know. And the American stuck with the backwards ways of the English. Now Joerg engages in either Folkloristic English measurements or American scientific high precision measuring. Depends on your point of view.
@@molbar1057 ya ever wondered why most actual places called xyz-"yard" are so much bigger than 3 feet...because the original yard was 16.5 feet... But as a Sword&Sorcery Pen&Paper RPG fan I have to admit, it still makes for some cool folklore at the dark age faire.
>Live in Germany >Be hardened criminal responsible for a string of break-ins around your city, never get caught >see a pretty nice house surrounded by forest >see all sorts of tools laying around, the guy seems loaded >break in during the morning when no one seems to be around, house is dark >there are weapons, bought and homemade, everywhere >get a bad feeling, try to leave >feel a sudden pinch in your neck, it's a freakin' tranq dart >vision starts to go dark, there's someone in the door behind you >just before you black out, you hear a sinister laugh >"Let me show you its features." >sleep comes quickly >ff 10 minutes >man carries you to the PD, barely alive >you are riddled with all sorts of arrows, darts, and other foreign objects >deposits you on the porch. >"I hope you liked it because that's it for today. Thanks and..." >shoots you one more time >"Bye bye! Hahaha!" >absolute legend leaves Edit: Wow, almost 4k likes? Much like, such wow
Amused Challenges Yes, that is what I was doing, joking, it’s sarcasm, you should try it sometime. Though sorry, It may have seemed like I didn’t understand it.
Even though the Daily Mail hitpiece was astoundingly ridiculous, they did at least one thing right, and that is allowing me to discover this channel which I otherwise never would have heard of. This was such an amazing explanation.
7:34 POV: You tried to run from a man you stole his wallet....he then pulls out a long sitck.. shoots you and proceeds to laugh because of your failure
Who else watched this dude when he was at 2k and you could just genuinely enjoy his building a mini gun from wood and now you realise how little they’ve changed and how u still enjoy them
Me (Mocking Joerg's mannerisms): "Ha ha ha HAAAAA!" Joerg (from hidden stealth position): Pffft... Me (Still mocking...): "Let me show you its fea...zzzzzzz...."
Nothing on RUclips has the look and feel of this man and his content. I love his burly authoritative voice and mannerisms. Always completely fearless, this man is kind of almost hero-ish. Please do keep uploading, but please be safe!
Man its been a while since I'd seen a slingshot guy video. I remember watching your mini gun slingshot video when i was 15. Glad to see you're still up and thriving on this platform! You're a real one
Of course, German has no complicated words, they are all very simple such as kugelblitz or panzerkampfgruppe...Almost all words people think are complicated in German aren't most of them are compound words. Such as Kugelblitz, which is kugel and blitz, or panzerkampfgruppe which is panzer kampf and gruppe. Even the dreaded word for Squirrel in German and the english word is actually harder to say.. Einhörnchen, which is Ein hörn chen. Veterinarian is a hard word for most people to say. Hence most people just call them Vets... except in Swedish where there isn't a short for them.
Hello from Mississippi. Thank you for your chanel. I will tell you sir I appreciate your views and the standard you set for yourself. So keep up the good work and thanks again for all the work you put into your show.
And this is the same guy that RUclips threw under the bus after some salty bois online started claiming he was "teaching children how to break through police armor".
Entertaining and informative! And thank you for not recommending battery acid! And for pointing out, that the stuff, that works is not available for everyone. Elseway someone might try to use some silly stuff and get into big trouble...
i was watching the slingshot video, and then i came to here, its been my 20th ++ videos, im still watching right now. geez i just cant stop watching your videos.
Only the first one's free! I can totally imagine drug dealers using this to get new customers. They hide somewhere, pop up behind you, and shoot you up with heroine and are gone by the time you turn around. A bonus feature is that the side of the syringe comes with a business card wrapped around it so you know which guy's heroine to buy.
Fentanyl/butyr-fentanyl is used on rhinos and elephants in Africa. It works but is very slow. You have to wait many minutes(sometimes an hour) before the animal gives up the fight and sits down, then more time since it's too tired to stand, but NOT too tired to kick/bite you when you try to get close.
Midazolam isn't particularly water soluble. Injections are usually done with a mixed medium. Butorphanol adds the possibility of respiratory arrest. They wouldn't really increase the speed of onset either. Ketamine on its own would be ideal. I know this from personal experience.
I have never learned so much about tranquilizer needles, with blowguns and modified shotguns in my life before don’t know why this video was recommended to me but I’m happy with what i learned
@@lachlandesmond7631 I know, I saw, lol... But, it was a joke, bud. When he shows something off, he usually kinda growls "Let me show you it's features!" It could kinda be considered his catch phrase, but he didn't say it this time.
Lets get this clear, vaccines do not cause autism. Autism is a birth defect. You are born with autism. Secondly there are two types of vaccines if i remember well, chemical vaccines and vaccines that inject you with harmless types of the virus to make you immune. People often say that vaccines contain things like arsenic, mercury and other stuff, and they do, but guess what also does; apples. Hell, even air is more harmful than vaccines. People vaccinate their kids to protect them from illnesess that are "harmless" because there is a higher risk of dying from that ilness than from dying because of a vaccine. And if vaccines weren't invented we would still be dying at age 30
that thumbnail is the last thing you see before you wake up tied to a chair with a ballista aimed at your head and a guy standing in the dark behind it saying "let me show you its features"
7:16 When Joerg spots a burglar in his driveway and takes off with his massive dart spitter... I can only imagine the burglar running away without ever looking or coming back...
dreasweN what the hell makes you think the burglar would even make it out of the driveway. this guy is pretty smart I'm sure he'd have something rigged in the yard so he doesn't even have to get out of bed
Not gonna lie, I thought the pressure of impact compressed the plunger somehow, like a kinetic energy type of thing....I had NO idea there was compressed air....this was an awesome video and explanation.
Hello, officer401!!
How you're doing well brother.
Good to see you here Detective =]
Do you know why I pulled you over?
These prob work better than tasers
walking peacefully in the forest... Get hit by a syringe with a pink tail.
Last thing you hear is a distant laugh.
"Straight as an Arrow. Hahahaha."
7:39
@@DMsubble Oh god, the distant laugh of a German man that just plinked you with a tranq needle.
bald german man injects gay juice into local man
J&K films let me show you its features ha ha ha
The last thing you hear before receiving a hit.
This is a huge inhalation of the opponent. :D
7:35 And that's pretty much how it feels to be his prey:
>Distant "flup" sound
>A dart hits your ankle
>[Laughter]
>Next you wake up to a lecture of something
Ah ha ha ha ha
Ha
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES HAHAHA
you wake up to skyrim intro
Lmao
The way this man talks, smiles and laughs makes me think he has several kills on record
That's probably why he's so calm. He probably wants someone to mess with him
I vill tell no onez... ha ha ha
Sound like a german lol
@@nicolascage5323 haha why
@@Psychosphere.e they know how tranquilizers work
I've always wondered how tranquillizer darts work. Thanks for the great explanation!
"Exploitation" 🤔
@@ateammate223 damn auto correct. Thanks for catching it!
Yea I'd be lying if I said that wasn't always a question of mine
Kyle Madruga It was very interesting. I didn't know either.
Me too, it’s a clever design. Simple but effective
“How far can it shoot?”
“About 28 joerg steps”
His way of measuring distance, is considered professional in the USA. Every "step" is about 2.5 roman feet...the Welsh couldn't operate decimal fractions so theire "steps" were 3 feet...the English renamed "step" into "yard" as 16.5 feet per original yard was a way too big to handle, as we all know. And the American stuck with the backwards ways of the English.
Now Joerg engages in either Folkloristic English measurements or American scientific high precision measuring. Depends on your point of view.
@@TremereTT That's pretty cool
What about lens distortion?
@@TremereTT woah that's a pretty nice knowledge you gave me
@@molbar1057 ya ever wondered why most actual places called xyz-"yard" are so much bigger than 3 feet...because the original yard was 16.5 feet...
But as a Sword&Sorcery Pen&Paper RPG fan I have to admit, it still makes for some cool folklore at the dark age faire.
8:46
"otherwise you kill the poor animal, instead of simply treating it"
*laughs happily*
He said tweaking it
@@syphir5710 no he didn't.
I will dart 🎯 at your butts
@@dwaipayandattaroy9801 Buy me dinner first
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 trade me
"Gets hit"
Somewhere in the distance
"Haha perfect hit"
"Blacks out"
Hey you, your finally awake. You were trying cross the border but got caught by the Jorge empire like that thief over there.
These comments are gay
@@zuno-m4t it this your "coming out" moment?
Sleep comes quickly to those who dare to mess with joerg
I think nobody would dare to messing around with jorg from now on :P
You might sleep forever
@@howeyyadoing9070 or more simpler, DEATH💀💀
He honestly just needs a brick to scare someone with a gun
Imagine you break into a house and hear " H E H A H A H A"
>Live in Germany
>Be hardened criminal responsible for a string of break-ins around your city, never get caught
>see a pretty nice house surrounded by forest
>see all sorts of tools laying around, the guy seems loaded
>break in during the morning when no one seems to be around, house is dark
>there are weapons, bought and homemade, everywhere
>get a bad feeling, try to leave
>feel a sudden pinch in your neck, it's a freakin' tranq dart
>vision starts to go dark, there's someone in the door behind you
>just before you black out, you hear a sinister laugh
>"Let me show you its features."
>sleep comes quickly
>ff 10 minutes
>man carries you to the PD, barely alive
>you are riddled with all sorts of arrows, darts, and other foreign objects
>deposits you on the porch.
>"I hope you liked it because that's it for today. Thanks and..."
>shoots you one more time
>"Bye bye! Hahaha!"
>absolute legend leaves
Edit: Wow, almost 4k likes? Much like, such wow
MrEvan312 kinky
@@MonkeyShadowslolidontknow no.
lol
Sleep comes quickly
You don't think that he'd play with him for a while?
This man is both wholesome and terrifying, love ya joerg, but like stay in germany please but also hug me
*Speech 100*
@@Monolith308 lol i was about to post that XD
Humans centipede part 3
7:16 My man literally just said (Minecraft Gravel Walking Noises)
I dying 🤣🤣🤣
That’s probably because he was walking on gravel.
Ethan Valdez do you know what a joke is
Amused Challenges Yes, that is what I was doing, joking, it’s sarcasm, you should try it sometime. Though sorry, It may have seemed like I didn’t understand it.
@@themicrogod7437 a joke is something funny is it not?
Me: I need to study for finals
RUclips: How do tranquilizer darts work?
Me: ok
Same dude
Same haha
Same hehe
This is me rn
Same 🤣
All I remember was a pain in my thigh, someone laughing, and darkness.
And that was the last time I saw my kidney
Real talk tho haha
As I faded into darkness I heard a voice say "Let me show you its features"
Falls asleep wakes up in a carriage* “hey your finally awake”
Matthew Talbot-Paine As I read your comment, I realized you ruined the original comment.
8:58 "I actually made one of these guns myself"
We expect nothing less Joerg
For the longest time, I've always wondered how tranquilizer darts worked. It's surprisingly simple and ingenius.
Even though the Daily Mail hitpiece was astoundingly ridiculous, they did at least one thing right, and that is allowing me to discover this channel which I otherwise never would have heard of. This was such an amazing explanation.
You and me both
7:16 his walk even sounds German Lol
*walks in german*
*Cry’s in Asian rice farmer*
I was just thinking that
Just thought his steps sound like mine
Sounds like walking on gravel or dirt in MineCraft
7:17 he walks like Jason coming towards u in Friday the 13th game
Manliness has reached it's peak
It's a beautiful thing, just don't fight it
TryHard ツUndexx The I’m dead brodi😂😭
He’s pure masculinity, I have seen this raw manliness only once before
The virgin walk vs *THE JOE TREAD*
7:34 POV: You tried to run from a man you stole his wallet....he then pulls out a long sitck.. shoots you and proceeds to laugh because of your failure
No one:
My dad when I was 6: 7:16
Who's Existential? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Took me a second to realise but when it did..😂😂😂
No one:
My dad again after coming back when I was 12: 11:38
i wish i could like but the number is too perfect to change
lmfaooooo
His 28 steps are like 60 steps of a regular human being
That's because the earth is a giant conveyer belt for this man the earth moves to his will
Edit: hey 13 likes my lucky number 😁😁😁
lmao
I was lookig for this comment 🤣🤣
Was going to type something similar... as he was taking large strides I couldn’t help but laugh out loud 😂
What would you expect from a man with lungs more powerful than a shotgun.
Joerg Sprave steps should be the official universal unit of measurement
America already did this
CoffeeAllDay lol
"How far?"
"40 Spraves."
@@jeffreynolds4702 At a speed of 30 Joergs
@Kaiser Franz von Lappen der 2. That math seems right
Who else watched this dude when he was at 2k and you could just genuinely enjoy his building a mini gun from wood and now you realise how little they’ve changed and how u still enjoy them
"HAHAHA. LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES" always my favorite part lmao
Me (Mocking Joerg's mannerisms): "Ha ha ha HAAAAA!"
Joerg (from hidden stealth position): Pffft...
Me (Still mocking...): "Let me show you its fea...zzzzzzz...."
Nothing on RUclips has the look and feel of this man and his content. I love his burly authoritative voice and mannerisms. Always completely fearless, this man is kind of almost hero-ish. Please do keep uploading, but please be safe!
Me learning to ride the bicycle: "dad are you holding me? you're holding me right?"
My dad: 7:16
on your own Hayato
Just like Giorno.
HAYATO
And that was the last you ever saw of him
And than he went for the milk 🥛
Blow guns are illegal in California. Isn't that amazing? Owning a hollow tube is against the law.
Soon having lungs will be illegal as well.
Especially if the hollow tube is plastic and used for beverages! Double criminality!
Soon they will ban fists.
@@alansmithy85 you mean high capacity air gun clips
Audi Deus u have things u dont need and shouldnt have aka Guns
i am always impressed by your efforts to genuinely speak the English language properly! good video. thank you!
Perfect for drive-by vaccinating antivaxxers LOL
Dillon Sherman phriccc, I was gonna make that joke
i just did a rant assignment
on anti-vaxxers and aced it. funny how i can relate to this now
I asked people if they are antivaxx then if they say yess and if i find them walking by i shoot the dart then boom! Vaccinated antivaxx moms!
EstabaxisD problem is if they’re old enough to answer that question they were already vaccinated
If only drive-by shootings were to vaccinate the anti vax
Man its been a while since I'd seen a slingshot guy video. I remember watching your mini gun slingshot video when i was 15. Glad to see you're still up and thriving on this platform! You're a real one
I have been recommended this.
This was worth my time.
Such a great video isn't it?
"They are used by veterinarians all over the world."
That's not how you spell covert FOXHOUND operatives.
Metal Gear Solid V Reference?
@@mrmemeking1yearago437 More like "Every game in the series past MGS2", sans MGR.
He meant VETS.
How appropriate that animal names are used for everyone's code name 🦊🐶
Nanomachines son
Do I have homework to do ? Yes
Is there any reason why I’m watching this? No
Do I find this interesting? Yes
Too relatable
Youre lying ur ganna shoot a blow dart on your teacher
same
Screw your homework detention is where all the cool kids are anyway. I never did my homework and I have a degree and have a good job.
No one:
The Weird Bullied Kid in my School : 11:50
LOL
LMFAO
Why
bruh shut up
All I could think about was Alex the lion getting tranquilized in grand central train station😂
I am Jason me too man
It’s grand, and it’s central!
10:00 as a German you cannot complain about complicated words :) Great vid, very well explained features, as always.
Of course, German has no complicated words, they are all very simple such as kugelblitz or panzerkampfgruppe...Almost all words people think are complicated in German aren't most of them are compound words. Such as Kugelblitz, which is kugel and blitz, or panzerkampfgruppe which is panzer kampf and gruppe. Even the dreaded word for Squirrel in German and the english word is actually harder to say.. Einhörnchen, which is Ein hörn chen.
Veterinarian is a hard word for most people to say. Hence most people just call them Vets... except in Swedish where there isn't a short for them.
@@livedandletdie I'm enlightened
@@livedandletdie Now I know how to read German.
@@livedandletdie It´s called Eichhörnchen :D. But you´re right, there are not much complicated words in german.
Cool. I'd never even thought about how tranq darts work.
Ketamine has no overdose potentiality and should be used in human tranquilizers.
Yes it has, but it is ridiculously high.
@@the22fu so i quess it wouldnt even fit a syringe
Lol imagine k holing off a tranquilizer dart
Just become a horse.
I just realized that I never really knew how these work. Thanks for the detailed explanation and demonstration!
*Joerg:* "It flies straight as an arrow"
*Parabola:* :O
"Am I a joke to you?"
Could have been gravity too 😂
Haha
Well saying it flys as straight as an arrow isnt saying that an arrow does fly straight
“Flies straight as an arrow” laughs in Persian
Hello from Mississippi. Thank you for your chanel. I will tell you sir I appreciate your views and the standard you set for yourself. So keep up the good work and thanks again for all the work you put into your show.
The combination of him smiling and the "Sleep Comes Quickly" in the thumbnail is scary
Got recommended a 2016 video about an auto crossbow.
Just spent all night getting to here.
Adapt the long barrel to a CO2 charge for distance.
Yeah and kill the animal
It's illegal in germany.
They don't like barrels here.
I'm having an exam in a couple hours and now i know how a dart syringe works
Ikr
you could use it on the teacher to cheat on the test hhhh
Same
I hope the exam is on how syringe darts work.
Just imagine being a thief and robbing this guy.
*teleporter behind you* Let Me Show You It's Features! Hahahahahah!
@@absolutepineapple4115 *n-n-n-NANI?!??*
*trying to rob him
you don't rob him
HE is robbing you
His laughter is so awesome, i dont know if he is just charismatic or a psychopath :D
Yes
the laughter of a german man
Most likely a psycho
when I hear charismatic Dutch comes always first in my mind from rdr2
Both
His voice would sound great on a new Overwatch character
Overwatch is trash
@@Folfah damn bro I must have Alzheimer's because I don't remember asking
Kaboongo ooh kill’em
@@Folfah no.
Kaboongo you prob do if you forget who made the game. Learn to play dome good games.
Apparently they move faster than missiles when fired at hedgehogs.
oof rip Sonic
@Colton Moore happens a lot.
One guy copied my comment and got 10k likes
@Colton Moore how do you know if they didn't see your post and had the same idea? A bunch of people can think what you are thinking.
Calling it, plot is sonic lands on earth, loses his powers and gains them back at the end
@@doga5899 yeah, no shit. They won't end the movie with sonic losing his powers will they?
7:16 he be walkin like Jason in friday the 13th
But Jason is afraid of Joerg and his weapons.....
When he laughs, it's like he laughs backwards.
Ah ah ah ah
Like The Count!
Read this comment while listening and watching at 7:40
Nobody :
RUclips Recommendation : Do you ever wonder how tranquilizer darts work?
How se Betäubungspfeil works? Yes I wondered
@Watzetzface maybe he was watching hundreds videos a day 😂
And this is the same guy that RUclips threw under the bus after some salty bois online started claiming he was "teaching children how to break through police armor".
@@testname4464 : that is in the youtube recommended list too... first on the "up next" very funny.
Getting tired of this joke man...
I love the fact that he smiles after almost every sentence :D
There's so much joy in what he does. I love it.
He is like the German version of crazy Russian hacker lol
Crazy German Engineer.
he's an german
Mixed with demolition ranch
I like your name.
You're comparing an engineer to a guy that buys "As seen on TV" gadgets and fails to use them correctly. Take it back.
12:39 when he said "so I asked my wife" I thought he meant she volunteered to be shot. 😂
That's just how he got her to start with.
Danke für das Video 👍 Das Prinzip von solchen Spritzen hat mich schon immer interessiert 👍👍😊
I love your content! My niece is a veterinarian, I will discuss this with her. Glad you are sticking with weapons. THANKS
Jörg the Germinator!
Entertaining and informative!
And thank you for not recommending battery acid! And for pointing out, that the stuff, that works is not available for everyone. Elseway someone might try to use some silly stuff and get into big trouble...
Jupp Schmitz battery acid?
@@matthewsylvester3175 Yes.
I need a 10 hours loop of you saying 'veterinarian'.
hahahahahahahahaha
Actually, he's saying 'Veteran Aryan'
@@badrluai LMAOOO yas
i love how hes so joyful and accurate,and his accent is cute bruh most joyful old man 2019
Awesome. Thanks for the tutorial. Now i can go find me a wife.
Go get her tic tac
Don't do it. It will cost alot more than just imagining you have one..
... wait, what? :p
tic tac r/cursedcomments
Spiroll r/ihavereddit
8:16 that laugh sounds evil as hell
Thanks dude, showed the vid to my doc and the risk of hospital-acquired diseases dropped to 0.
i was watching the slingshot video, and then i came to here, its been my 20th ++ videos, im still watching right now. geez i just cant stop watching your videos.
why did i just count how many steps this man took lolol
28
Heroin would do the trick but the perp will most likely want more.
Only the first one's free!
I can totally imagine drug dealers using this to get new customers. They hide somewhere, pop up behind you, and shoot you up with heroine and are gone by the time you turn around.
A bonus feature is that the side of the syringe comes with a business card wrapped around it so you know which guy's heroine to buy.
@@GilesCuckow If you tie the dart to some bungie cord then it will return to you before anyone sees it.
@@toxlaximus3297 Haha, I like the idea
Why not fill it with air
Fentanyl/butyr-fentanyl is used on rhinos and elephants in Africa.
It works but is very slow.
You have to wait many minutes(sometimes an hour) before the animal gives up the fight and sits down, then more time since it's too tired to stand, but NOT too tired to kick/bite you when you try to get close.
No one:
Joerge: this is a great hollow aluminum tube
7:16 this guy walks literally like a Sherman tank.
...no, a PANZER!
And he'll show you its' features
Wie ein Kampfpanzerwagen 6 Tiger
His laugh is so wholesome, i grinned so many times :)
Fill it with ketamine, butorphanol, and midazolam... and you've got a sleepy sheepy pretty quickly.
now you’ve gotta hide the bodies
Midazolam isn't particularly water soluble. Injections are usually done with a mixed medium.
Butorphanol adds the possibility of respiratory arrest.
They wouldn't really increase the speed of onset either.
Ketamine on its own would be ideal.
I know this from personal experience.
@@coaxill4059I know it's been 4 years but.. how do you know that from personal experience?😅
Idk man but this dude have the right skill to become a teacher. Idk why but I just thought that he really good at giving explanation
I have never learned so much about tranquilizer needles, with blowguns and modified shotguns in my life before don’t know why this video was recommended to me but I’m happy with what i learned
Just fill those darts with moonshine for a deadly weapon.
Air too
hyuck hyuck
8:17 Criminals teaching others how to use glocks.
?
“Hey man sick blow gun what’s the range on that baby” “28 joerg steps”
*Metric, imperial and every measuring method* I fear no man, but that thing. It scares me.
i came from yt recommendation, very informative and clean video, you know someone is doing their job right if they laugh like this man does.
But... What about it's features? You didn't show me it's features...
I feel so lost...
DerMetzger he did, go to 6.00
@@lachlandesmond7631 I know, I saw, lol... But, it was a joke, bud. When he shows something off, he usually kinda growls "Let me show you it's features!" It could kinda be considered his catch phrase, but he didn't say it this time.
he measures effective range in the number of steps required to go retrieve the target or projectile
This could be used to save children with anti-vax parents
Long distance vaccination,
New extreme sport to save humanity?
Oh god, I just imagine a doc waiting behind a bush in the playground to the kid come out
@Jason Woodard Logic... Do you really wanna talk about logic bud?
@Jason Woodard you dont get adult people sick, you get babies sick and people who cant get vaccinated because of allergies
Lets get this clear, vaccines do not cause autism. Autism is a birth defect. You are born with autism.
Secondly there are two types of vaccines if i remember well, chemical vaccines and vaccines that inject you with harmless types of the virus to make you immune.
People often say that vaccines contain things like arsenic, mercury and other stuff, and they do, but guess what also does; apples. Hell, even air is more harmful than vaccines.
People vaccinate their kids to protect them from illnesess that are "harmless" because there is a higher risk of dying from that ilness than from dying because of a vaccine. And if vaccines weren't invented we would still be dying at age 30
When you go over her house and instead of watching shrek she takes her clothes off 7:16
7:12 That moment when you realise you're counting along too to see if you get it right
My dad when I was 3: 7:16
My dad when I got drafted into the nfl 11:59
This is a joke from the Water Boy🤣😂
7:16
when you just finished picking up all the nerf bullets and have to return back to your "base"
Imagine being the animal at the receiving end of that dart and then hearing this guy's laugh before falling to sleep, guaranteed nightmares.
Dude you have the advantage of big lungs within your big frame. You would do well come the apocalypse. Besides you are a great teacher too!
He is Heisenberg, guys.. He sounds like him too.
Hahah straight as an arrow
11:09 Joerg in the sleeping room
that thumbnail is the last thing you see before you wake up tied to a chair with a ballista aimed at your head and a guy standing in the dark behind it saying "let me show you its features"
7:16 when your gta character reaches the heist past screen
"Silly-cone" I'm gonna start calling silicone that from now on.
7:16 When Joerg spots a burglar in his driveway and takes off with his massive dart spitter... I can only imagine the burglar running away without ever looking or coming back...
dreasweN what the hell makes you think the burglar would even make it out of the driveway. this guy is pretty smart I'm sure he'd have something rigged in the yard so he doesn't even have to get out of bed
As the burglar runs away the last thing he hears is "let me show you its features ah ha ha ha"
You couldn't find a more wholesome man to make a video about tranq darts and they guns that shoot them
I've wondered how tranquilizer darts work since I was 5. Great video.
Patient: Im afraid of needles.
doc: but are you afraid of guns too?
Patient: *pikatchu meme*
This thing: *Doesn't require any kind of licence *
Me, with a shitton of enemies: *smiles *
Wow, thank you for explaining much about the concepts! I need this for my wildlife duty in Vet Med! Thanks so much, mister!
yrea me 2
@@LazarusAugment Good luck with your craft, sir! Take care!
I've been watching you for so damn long lol just randomly thought about it and realised