You want to put *that* idea into Joerg's head? Do you realize what evil you have unleashed upon the world? Three hundred kilos of banded, high tension rubber and a toothpick made from titanium aluminide with a depleted uranium tip and he'd do it. Just don't be standing behind the tank when it's fired.
Just hurt myself laughing at this, not because it is so funny (which it is), but because he could probably do it if he wanted to... and that would be the last RUclips video ever uploaded, because he would've destroyed the world, with a toothpick and some rubber bands.
Dmolition 16 he said nothing sexual in any way. You would have to have a dirty mind in order to actually understand it. Also, you're a hypocrite. You included a lot of not so kid friendly content in this comment. Think before you speak.
The real reason Germany keeps weapon laws as restrictive as it does is purely because they want to see how creative Joerg can get with his weapons projects.
@@ninjawhoya2073 I guess that could be the truth.. Some politicians of Our goverment officiall say that they are proud that germans are in the minority soon in some City. How insane is that? This is just One example out of 1000 We have Anti german politicians. The also say they cant ban Terrorists from our country which is to expensive but fly back ex Isis members in our country... Total bullshit..
@@nilsscholz4474 that shit is totally crazy. What kind of politician (or anyone with any level of control of goverment) would want it's citizens TO BE A MINORITY
VoidKnight True. This is just an average water bottle... so now I decided why not make it a little more of a dangerous water bottle! Here's what I came up with. Meet, the Tactical Waterbottle Slingshot 5000. Let me show you its features!
Germany: gun is illegal Joerg: but airsoft is legal right? Germany: yes Joerg: *makes monster airsoft that penetrate tank armour* Germany : well yes but actually no
This thing is NOT a weapon according to our weapon law in Germany. A firearm is, per definition, an object from which a projectile is accelerated through a barrell. This thing shoots a projectile which is stuck on a barrell, not coming from it's inside. This simple flaw allows this gun to ride around our gun law, it's simply a toy, if you will. You could indeed carry it in public, even shoot it in public and buy it in any store, there wouldn't even be a minimum age for being able to buy it.
Those sparks could've lit the leaves. That weapon not only pierces you and the next 15 things behind you but also burns the house on you. Quite effective.
albeit he makes some of the most skull splitting brutally ass kickin stuff I have ever seen...with a smile and a chuckle. I LOVE THIS GUY! "Hello everyone so happy to be here today...I have been perfecting my newest invention to cut out someone's living guts and use them to grease the wheels of my catapult ..COME! LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!" love it..
I would be a frequent visitor if I’m his neighbor. Might even copy some of his contraptions since I’m also a DIY woodworker. That would be fantastic indeed. 😉
Yeah I was thinking how this would get you about 20 years in the uk, anything over 12ft/lb You would need an FAC licence and properly a good enough reason + police would treat it as a firearm and check it and the safe regularly.
javan napoli i didnt play fallout in ages, does it have rubber bands implemented already? i only remember tin cans (which are actually made of aluminium and not tin) and junk like that, not even wood
Seit ich bei deinem Kanal abonniert bin hab ich dich noch nie in so guter Form gesehen, gratuliere dier ganz herzlich zu diesem erfolg. Du hast zwar an Gewicht abgenommen aber nicht an Kreativität, Erfindergeist und Witz. ich möchte dier also endlich mal danken für meiner meinung nach einen der besten Kanäle auf YT. und für alle die Stunden an faszinierenden Videos die du in den Jahren produziert hast. Danke Jörg -ein langjähriger Fan
Bobby Duke Arts he said that he has never seen jörg beeing in better shape, made a joke that even though jörg has lost weight he didnt loose creativity and congratulated him for his succses on YT.
Wirklich ein unterhaltsamer Kanal und im Gegensatz zu vielen anderen RUclipsrn hast du ja wirklich was auf dem Kasten, bist kreativ, handwerklich begabt und sympathisch. Weiter so!
@@thetsarofall8666 Leonardo da Vinci constructed quite a few weapons too. Probably more people died from Leonardos weapon designs than from Jörgs. There is hopefully not a single kill using a design Jörg made. Fortunately middle Europe currently is peaceful for the longest time in known human history.
@Subversive Control If I remember right most, if not all firearm ammunition becomes slightly less reliable the older it is, and when not stored properly this problem is made worse.
Started revisiting your channel after being there at the beginning,you’ve come a long way since the plywood slingshots you made in the early days. Well done Joerge
@@aCanadienYeah! It`s pretty common to react like that on loud and unexpected noises when you slightly shoked but amused. In my childhood i like to throw used ballons with polyuretane foam into the fire to get that shit bang like hell and flew right into my face and i laughed every time like crazy mad doc. Oh...i miss it. Especially when you can find ballon not completely depleted and after explosion foam disperse while set on fire, it`s looks like napalm from "worms armaggedon"
I know I’m from Alabama, USA. But, I just wanna say, you are awesome!! I know I have German in my DNA, from testing. However, before I checked I had a great amount of respect for you and what you do for our entertainment!! Thank Sir, for your efforts!!
Here is an idea: To reduce recoil, take one large hollow pipe and one slightly smaller in diameter (dosnt matter if hollow) pipe and insert the smaller pipe into the larger pipe. Attach a heavy duty spring around the two pipes, and add a sholder guard to the end of one pipe (larger one) and attach the other end to the gun. When you shoot, the recoil will move one pipe into the other, and the spring will push them outwards as to keep shape of the stock and to also (theoretically) significantly dampen recoil.
Well actually The truth is England / The brits wanted both wars before Germany and trapped them. and poland too. Many countries did mistakes before the World wars. Even Putin said it
Joerg, thank you for sharing a piece of your life. It's wonderful to see those things about those that entertain us. RUclips is nothing like Hollywood. It is in fact better, because it's more personal. I don't look at you guys like celebrities, rather, I look at you guys as regular people. Thank you for being yourself, my friend. May God bless you and yours!
What nice from your videos are your laughs and smiles.. so happy, so cheerful, so free. Watching them.. we (spectators) could also feel your happiness, prowess and satisfaction.
Joerge, that was absolutely fascinating. I'm just an old fan of yours for many years. 70 years old having fun watching your home weaponry, and I'd be remiss if I didn't add your "Let me show you it's features".
I love this guy... he has the best attitude and gets so excited it makes me excited even when I have no idea what he is talking about.. I would pay a stupid amount (assuming I wasnt as broke as a mule trying to pull down a tree) just to hang out with him for a day.
Hey Jörg! Der Luftstrom, der vorne aus dem Lauf austritt, ist doch wahrscheinlich genug, um jemanden zu töten, wenn man das "Spielzeug" direkt an jemandes Kopf hält. Ich fände es sehr interessant das mal anhand einer Melone oder evtl sogar einer Kokosnuss zu sehen. Bestimmt hat das auch einen gewissen Unterhaltungswert! Es wäre cool, wenn du das vlt im nächsten Video zu diesem Projekt demonstrieren könntest.
I've been watching a few of your videos and I have to say the world needs more people like you. You just seem like a really good person. And that razor is beautiful.
I would be verrry careful of that unlockable straight razor. Old timers have told me tales of no-lock jacknives and razor knocking back into their hand, cutting off a finger. I love your channel! You never fail to make me think, laugh, get the energy to create!
Hats off to you sir. You have the mind of a super villain or mad scientist. Congratulations on your quest for fitness, it's a hard road and seeing someone gain results and the confidence that comes in tow is honestly inspirational. Thank you sir.
You know what next just build a 5ft automatic sharp wooden stake launcher with an explosive gas canister on the the end using 5inch thick elastic with V8 engine to drive the mechanism 😂🤣
it's 1200 ad, joerg had his crops burned by the local dragon. the dragon is sleeping in his lair when all the sudden he hears "THIS IS MY MONSTER 1000" he wakes and turns to see a peculiar looking crossbow. then in a voice that could only be described as godly he bellows "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES! HAHAHAHA!" the dragon flies out of the cave barely avoiding the arrow that blasted its way through his leg. he moved far away and is haunted by the laugh that he swears he can hear when all is quiet.
Next: how to penetrate a tank with toothpicks
you only need a bazillion feet per second
Just accelerate it to 0.25 the speed of light so that it explodes with the force of several nuclear bombs.
You want to put *that* idea into Joerg's head?
Do you realize what evil you have unleashed upon the world?
Three hundred kilos of banded, high tension rubber and a toothpick made from titanium aluminide with a depleted uranium tip and he'd do it. Just don't be standing behind the tank when it's fired.
Just hurt myself laughing at this, not because it is so funny (which it is), but because he could probably do it if he wanted to... and that would be the last RUclips video ever uploaded, because he would've destroyed the world, with a toothpick and some rubber bands.
If he could manage to make it penetrate atleast a Millimeter i'd be amazed.
Her: oh my god its so big
Joerg: let me show you its features
Dude seriusly TMI,there are young viewers here
Dmolition 16 RUclips isn't a site for "young viewers" either, it says in the Guidelines that you have to be 13 or older to have access to it.
shut up little bitch
Thirteen is a child you weirdo
.....
Dmolition 16 he said nothing sexual in any way. You would have to have a dirty mind in order to actually understand it. Also, you're a hypocrite. You included a lot of not so kid friendly content in this comment. Think before you speak.
"It hurt my shoulder quite a bit."
Reaction: "Bwa-ha-ha-ha!"
He's trying to fool people into thinking he can be harmed so he can raise his kill count
Most people's shoulders would probably shatter lol
Jeremy Main “Pathetic”
It didn't faze him one bit, HaHaHaHa
The real reason Germany keeps weapon laws as restrictive as it does is purely because they want to see how creative Joerg can get with his weapons projects.
I farted.
Or maybe it's so they cant fight back against the foreign invaders
@@ninjawhoya2073 except joerg
@@ninjawhoya2073 I guess that could be the truth.. Some politicians of Our goverment officiall say that they are proud that germans are in the minority soon in some City. How insane is that? This is just One example out of 1000 We have Anti german politicians. The also say they cant ban Terrorists from our country which is to expensive but fly back ex Isis members in our country... Total bullshit..
@@nilsscholz4474 that shit is totally crazy. What kind of politician (or anyone with any level of control of goverment) would want it's citizens TO BE A MINORITY
Joerg: "it actually hurt my shoulder quite a bit
INSTANT REPLAY:
*990 joules back into Joerg's arm*
Joerg: HAHAHA
He could talk about a water bottle and I would still be interested.
VoidKnight True. This is just an average water bottle... so now I decided why not make it a little more of a dangerous water bottle! Here's what I came up with.
Meet, the Tactical Waterbottle Slingshot 5000. Let me show you its features!
@@TiernanWilkinson lmaoo
Lol
Because he would somehow weaponize it
@Hayden Lucas .... Joerg Moves on to show the features of the waterbottle...
That's the power of German engineering
Joerg combines only the best of german attributes: Strong friendly guy with a huge talent for engineering. 😅
yeah he’s pure
wait are germans dwarves?
@@BlindKid4 we certainly got the beer mugs down for it
And good at building weapons.
@@BlindKid4 no
Germany: gun is illegal
Joerg: but airsoft is legal right?
Germany: yes
Joerg: *makes monster airsoft that penetrate tank armour*
Germany : well yes but actually no
Hahahaha! I can picture this actually happening.
This thing is NOT a weapon according to our weapon law in Germany.
A firearm is, per definition, an object from which a projectile is accelerated through a barrell.
This thing shoots a projectile which is stuck on a barrell, not coming from it's inside.
This simple flaw allows this gun to ride around our gun law, it's simply a toy, if you will.
You could indeed carry it in public, even shoot it in public and buy it in any store, there wouldn't even be a minimum age for being able to buy it.
Joerg: Bah hahahahahaha, I'll show you how it works
Joerg: shoots feathered tank round, from creepy airsoft device :)
Airsoft? Airhard is more like it
I want a T-Shirt that says "Let me show you its features"
I want underpants that say that
@@Davums 😂
I want a T-shirt and a hoodie someone plz make it happen
that would sell like crazy
Das wär genial xD
Could we get a JoergSprave voiced GPS. "HERE ARE YOUR DIRECTIONS."
*you arrived at your destination* LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
"Let me show you your destination" :D
"Biegen Sie links ab, ha ha ha ha!"
"Biegen Sie rechts ab, ha ha ha ha!"
I'd buy it
HA HA HA.. YOUR DESTINATION IS ON THE RIGTH.. LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES🤣
"ha ha ha ha"
- Joerg Sprave
How’s the ring finger doing
Those sparks could've lit the leaves. That weapon not only pierces you and the next 15 things behind you but also burns the house on you. Quite effective.
You d sooner win a jackpot than leaves catching on fire with that lol
hmm, so more likely to get struck by lighting twice, than those leaves catching fire...
Somebody never tried to start a fire with a flint and steel..
Maybe in Africa.
its a toy tho
Joerg is probably the most likeable RUclips personality. I just love hearing him say "Let me show you its features."
his laugh can cure any form of depression.
This man, shot an arrow, with the half the speed of sound. *Tips my hat*
"I know, I know, it's not pretty" Joerg, maybe you should get stronger glasses.
Audixas I know, it's gorgeous right.
Joerg, I felt oddly proud of you, seeing that video at the end. Always be your amazing self and never stop your wonderful work! :D
same I always happy for him whatever he achieves. he's a really good man
Have to agree. Its message plus the music made it quite heartwarming
WoW 😮
Is it just me, or did that video seem like it is entirely computer-generated?
For his creations and what he does, Joerg is probably the nicest man on RUclips.
Traitor! the "nicest" man? Aaaalright dawgh
Just the fact that he's always smiling and having a laugh while he makes various things.
His laugh is a gift to humanity.
Traitor!; I'm sure glad he's on our side!!
albeit he makes some of the most skull splitting brutally ass kickin stuff I have ever seen...with a smile and a chuckle. I LOVE THIS GUY! "Hello everyone so happy to be here today...I have been perfecting my newest invention to cut out someone's living guts and use them to grease the wheels of my catapult ..COME! LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!" love it..
If someone tries to rob him, this is the last thing they will hear:
"Hahaha. Let me show you its features!"
Original...
Ur kinda too late with that comment, maybe try something else for more attention
I happened to think this was funny 😄
This guy could have his own civilization..
Next episode we will attempt to make an anti-aircraft water gun
An anti tank cross bow and arrow would be much easier. And it doesn't waste valuable water.
He'd use ice frozen to near absolute zero
If I was Joerg's neighbour... I wouldn't dare complain 😂
That’d be something
Why? He seems like a nice guy.
I would ask him daily if I can stand by and watch him create these beasts and then test them out😅
@@lordjmme303 who wouldn't if they could
I would be a frequent visitor if I’m his neighbor. Might even copy some of his contraptions since I’m also a DIY woodworker. That would be fantastic indeed. 😉
Everytime I see FPS my brain automatically thinks Frames Per Second
Fabian Konrath u do know that only 3 countries uses miles,inches,etc.
yeah why do they still use imperial?
Guy Ender because special am i right guys
J KB I think first person shooter
I think feet per second because I've gone into a plenty a airsoft game with a hot gun
I thought you are going to say ''few neighbors who are left''
or few neighbors who got penetrated accidentally, bwa-hahaha
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He blew open his neighbours skulls so he could see their features.
@WrathMachine and if they dont get hit....
*Hahaha they still get hit*
This guy really pushes the limits of gun laws
And he must give the health and safety depart and RUclips monetisation department heart attacks
Yeah I was thinking how this would get you about 20 years in the uk, anything over 12ft/lb You would need an FAC licence and properly a good enough reason + police would treat it as a firearm and check it and the safe regularly.
MrGrinny yay America
@@MrGrinny that thing even penetrate riot shield like butter
imagine him in america
shut up, that wooden arrow air gun is beautiful in its own ways
i genuinely like the design aestethically
yeah its kinda looks like an advanced wooden bazooka
Onetwo Threefour Imagine it being stained, mmmmmmmm
stechus kaktus but you couldnt buy it, only build it. what would its components be?
Onetwo Threefour rubber bands
javan napoli i didnt play fallout in ages, does it have rubber bands implemented already? i only remember tin cans (which are actually made of aluminium and not tin) and junk like that, not even wood
Seit ich bei deinem Kanal abonniert bin hab ich dich noch nie in so guter Form gesehen, gratuliere dier ganz herzlich zu diesem erfolg.
Du hast zwar an Gewicht abgenommen aber nicht an Kreativität, Erfindergeist und Witz.
ich möchte dier also endlich mal danken für meiner meinung nach einen der besten Kanäle auf YT. und für alle die Stunden an faszinierenden Videos die du in den Jahren produziert hast.
Danke Jörg
-ein langjähriger Fan
Hey, danke fürs Lob - freue mich sehr darüber :)))
what are you saying?!
Bobby Duke Arts he said that he has never seen jörg beeing in better shape, made a joke that even though jörg has lost weight he didnt loose creativity and congratulated him for his succses on YT.
Crossover with demolition ranch would be awesome
Steve Bicket make this happen OMG it would be epic
And hickock45 that would awesome
Yes yes and yes
Joerg is a sharp guy, and functions well under pressure.
an underrated joke or a happy accident.
heh
“I’m gonna shoot at it and see what happens.” This simple sentiment has lead to countless hours of enjoyment for all of us. You rock Joerg!
Wirklich ein unterhaltsamer Kanal und im Gegensatz zu vielen anderen RUclipsrn hast du ja wirklich was auf dem Kasten, bist kreativ, handwerklich begabt und sympathisch. Weiter so!
Das ist wahr. Ein großer Unterschied zu vielen Kanälen, die nichts als schrott zu Tage bringen...
You are the modern Leonardo Da vinci
wan iskandar OF DEATH
Of sling shot 😁
Now, let's find the modern Ezio
@@thetsarofall8666 Leonardo da Vinci constructed quite a few weapons too. Probably more people died from Leonardos weapon designs than from Jörgs. There is hopefully not a single kill using a design Jörg made. Fortunately middle Europe currently is peaceful for the longest time in known human history.
@@jannikheidemann3805 No one has died from his lol.
JÖRG FOR PRESIDENT
Gun control: no guns
Joerg: Ha Ha Ha I don’t need guns I have something BETTER!!!
@Subversive Control bullets have a shelf life. a pointed stick has no issues.
The Lord Pickles this thing has a reload time of 3 years and would not stop a corrupt police officer.
@Subversive Control If I remember right most, if not all firearm ammunition becomes slightly less reliable the older it is, and when not stored properly this problem is made worse.
Started revisiting your channel after being there at the beginning,you’ve come a long way since the plywood slingshots you made in the early days. Well done Joerge
7:05 'it's one heck of a slasher knife' smiles. Stops smiling while looking at you. RIP
oh shit ruuuuuun *gets massive bolt into the knee* HA HA HA haa, let me rip you apart :D
Making arrows great again
I was a fan
But now I'm a air conditioner
Michael Massey i was a fan
but now im a water cooler
Are you related to Kyle Massey aka Cory in the house aka that's so Raven little brother. Aka the anime Cory in the house?
You VENT up real fast.
I became ice cube.
welcome to 2008 folks
they took our guns!!!
don't worry we can build our own and classify them as toys to make them legal xD
Next up: toy that launches intercontinental thermonuclear nerf darts
😂🤣
I love how his immediate reaction to having a weapon literally explode in his hands is to laugh.
i mean who wouldn't
@@aCanadienYeah! It`s pretty common to react like that on loud and unexpected noises when you slightly shoked but amused. In my childhood i like to throw used ballons with polyuretane foam into the fire to get that shit bang like hell and flew right into my face and i laughed every time like crazy mad doc. Oh...i miss it. Especially when you can find ballon not completely depleted and after explosion foam disperse while set on fire, it`s looks like napalm from "worms armaggedon"
German Engineering
Bend around the laws to get it done
Ich lebe am liebsten in rechtlichen Grauzohnen...
Joerg Space Magic
Exactly 😂😂😂
YOU UTTER FOOLS! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!!! **POSES**
That razor is beautiful. You did a wonderful job making it.
Joerg the type of Sprave that builds weapons for bugs just to say that is a fair fight
These insects are pesky, too fast for me so I built a weapon to kill 'em hahaha
let me show you it's features
Congratulations Joerg on such an amazing achievement....!
Very proud of you...!
"...It is now broken." *Laughs in Joules* xDD
How to weaponize air
InYourArea mustard gas?
@@mattlacdao3807 tomato gas?
@@rexammus barbecue gas?
I love the beautiful project toward the end of the video. I really like the craftmanship.
Congrats Joerg! me and my friends always have a good laugh and wow moments watching along with your adventures! - keep it up!
Congratulations on the weight loss and 1 mill subscribers I know I not the only one who wants to say we’re proud of you!!!
I know I’m from Alabama, USA. But, I just wanna say, you are awesome!! I know I have German in my DNA, from testing. However, before I checked I had a great amount of respect for you and what you do for our entertainment!! Thank Sir, for your efforts!!
Here is an idea: To reduce recoil, take one large hollow pipe and one slightly smaller in diameter (dosnt matter if hollow) pipe and insert the smaller pipe into the larger pipe. Attach a heavy duty spring around the two pipes, and add a sholder guard to the end of one pipe (larger one) and attach the other end to the gun. When you shoot, the recoil will move one pipe into the other, and the spring will push them outwards as to keep shape of the stock and to also (theoretically) significantly dampen recoil.
Now you understand the reason why when Germany goes to war it's called a world war.
Well actually The truth is England / The brits wanted both wars before Germany and trapped them. and poland too. Many countries did mistakes before the World wars. Even Putin said it
Yawn! Germany... world war... 🙄
And lost both of them.
@@remihu1802 due to strategical miscalculations as opposed to technological limitations
@@nilsscholz4474 Yes, become Putin is entirely trustworthy.
Perfect you should learn history from historians.
This man doesnt feel pain (literally)
Don't ever quit saying "Let me show you it's features!" Soon as I hear you say it my ears perk up and I start paying alot more attention!
Joerg, thank you for sharing a piece of your life. It's wonderful to see those things about those that entertain us. RUclips is nothing like Hollywood. It is in fact better, because it's more personal. I don't look at you guys like celebrities, rather, I look at you guys as regular people. Thank you for being yourself, my friend. May God bless you and yours!
"It's all safe-hopefully! hah hah hah"
I love the blades that you make
Imagine using that for hunting. Epic. Good job on the build.
NightLock 235 that thing would probably nail a deer to the nearest tree
What nice from your videos are your laughs and smiles.. so happy, so cheerful, so free.
Watching them.. we (spectators) could also feel your happiness, prowess and satisfaction.
Joerge, that was absolutely fascinating. I'm just an old fan of yours for many years. 70 years old having fun watching your home weaponry, and I'd be remiss if I didn't add your "Let me show you it's features".
Joerg, you should try welding sometime. I'd love to see what you could make with stronger materials
The world isnt ready
you fool, he is limited to wood for a reason
"I still have a few neighbours"
"I like that one because I think I look like the real Neanderthal hahaha"
I love this guy... he has the best attitude and gets so excited it makes me excited even when I have no idea what he is talking about.. I would pay a stupid amount (assuming I wasnt as broke as a mule trying to pull down a tree) just to hang out with him for a day.
whenever im feeling sad I watch joerg because when he speaks and explains things it brings me out of my mood. thank you joerg from Australia
Thankyou for your creation sir!
Hey Jörg!
Der Luftstrom, der vorne aus dem Lauf austritt, ist doch wahrscheinlich genug, um jemanden zu töten, wenn man das "Spielzeug" direkt an jemandes Kopf hält. Ich fände es sehr interessant das mal anhand einer Melone oder evtl sogar einer Kokosnuss zu sehen. Bestimmt hat das auch einen gewissen Unterhaltungswert! Es wäre cool, wenn du das vlt im nächsten Video zu diesem Projekt demonstrieren könntest.
PS: Und falls das schon in einem der früheren Videos gemacht wurde, weiß jemand welches das war?
das wäre cool
oh ja bitte :D
mr saxophon hat er noch nicht gemacht, sehr geile Idee :D
Wow, google translate actually worked! I think that would be really cool to see too comrades!
Disney is calling, they want you to do voice-overs.
Don't accept!
I've been watching a few of your videos and I have to say the world needs more people like you. You just seem like a really good person. And that razor is beautiful.
I can't help but smile when you talk. Thanks for the fun !
You need to move to Texas; your capabilities could greatly expand😂😂😂
He could modify to his hearts content
Maybe not Texas but another us state could be amazing.
Germans love texas ask los alamos...
The Texans would love him.
He takes one step into texas and itll be his territory. :D
"So it's all safe... Hopefully. HA HAHA HA HA"
4:08 used to shot the police.....
WHAT A TIME TO BUFFER RUclips !!!
I would be verrry careful of that unlockable straight razor. Old timers have told me tales of no-lock jacknives and razor knocking back into their hand, cutting off a finger. I love your channel! You never fail to make me think, laugh, get the energy to create!
man, joerg just makes u happy with how kind, humble and aware he is
You need to experiment with 22 caliber blanks used in nail guns.
Randomly found your channel, glad I did subbed.
Would like to see a long distance shoot!
This guy cracks me up. His energy is great
This might be my new favourite channel. What a cool guy ... and kind of NUTS!
Make the metal parts out of high carbon tempered steel and speargun rubber and get this thing shooting 2000 fps
When you shot the shield the dry leaves lit on fire
I thought I saw fire too not sure
When is this coming to my local ikea?
Already there, they did a cool thing by making it a hunt for the components
This man is a true pioneer . He needs his own show.
I absolutely love this guy! I share his channel every chance I get
I was hoping for a new camera (550 fps) :(
Ordered the Chronos two months ago, but the waiting list is loooong.
JoergSprave 2 Monate ist schon lange...
Wo wird die hergestellt?
Kanada.
JoergSprave also bei den Schweizern hätte mich die Geschwindigkeit nicht gewundert... ;)
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Did anybody else see the mouse run from under the leaves into the garage at 6:00
Great eyes! Didn't even notice. Clever little beast. I'll put some bread out for her.
Kenji Jimenez that mouse must know that bad things happen when he is around
The leaves to the right? before or after the shot? I can only see leaves :/
Thrallsbuddy for some reason, i cant also see it.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anybody else remember when this guy used to just make slingshots?
Yeah, 2009 was a good year.
Kur Norock this is cooler though
Yea, and then he got his big boy panties on.
No, we all have amnesia. Why are we anyway? what is slingshot, here
I don't
The most creative man I have ever seen in RUclips
Dudes like a giant kid. I love it.
now youtube could make a yearbook of all the people they blacklist...
Holy crap are you sure that's 300 bar (4350psi)??? I didn't see any labels on that gauge
You're a beast
Hats off to you sir. You have the mind of a super villain or mad scientist. Congratulations on your quest for fitness, it's a hard road and seeing someone gain results and the confidence that comes in tow is honestly inspirational. Thank you sir.
I love his videos and even to scroll the comment section for half an hour is such a wholesome thing.
I went to like the video...
I already have. :D
Edit: shoot I did it again
"it's all safe ... hopefully ... ha-ha-ha" :D
You know what next just build a 5ft automatic sharp wooden stake launcher with an explosive gas canister on the the end using 5inch thick elastic with V8 engine to drive the mechanism 😂🤣
Just in case Dracula comes rambling by?
Ron H yeah 😂
Congratulations Joerg! Keep making crazy inventions of Destruction! Fun to watch!
it's 1200 ad, joerg had his crops burned by the local dragon. the dragon is sleeping in his lair when all the sudden he hears "THIS IS MY MONSTER 1000" he wakes and turns to see a peculiar looking crossbow. then in a voice that could only be described as godly he bellows "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES! HAHAHAHA!" the dragon flies out of the cave barely avoiding the arrow that blasted its way through his leg. he moved far away and is haunted by the laugh that he swears he can hear when all is quiet.