Páciens a fogorvosi székben: - Doktor úr, én nagyon ideges vagyok. Tudja, ez az első foghúzásom. Fogorvos: - Ne izguljon, kérem, elárulom, hogy nekem is ez az első. ezt a vicet ajánlom
Valamikor, még az ókorban a Dunakanyar Rádióban volt egy KriszMix c. műsor, ott meséltek ilyen vicceket, konkrétan ezt is ott hallottam :) Szombat esténként a zenei blokkok között vicceket mesélt a műsorvezető és a betelefonáló hallgató, egész hétre való poént megtanultuk szombatonként :)
A bolond feltalál egy telefont ami sosem merül le . Meg kérdezi az okos hogy, hogy nem tud lemerülni. Azt mondya a bolond: hát felrakom töltőre azt nem veszem le🤣
Azt szeretem ha az OKOS hülyéskedik, de ha a HÜLYES okoskodik azt nem. De ez a rész rohadt jó lett.😂 Mindenre nem tudja a választ, de FIZET. Ki a hülye fizetne?😂😂
Inkább az kellett volna a végén, hogy az okos kérdezi a bolondtól, hogy "-Mi az? Megnyomod az ikont és értesítésben megjelennek az új videók?" "-Nem tudom, tessék itt egy 100-as."
Páciens a fogorvosi székben:
- Doktor úr, én nagyon ideges vagyok.
Tudja, ez az első foghúzásom.
Fogorvos:
- Ne izguljon, kérem, elárulom, hogy
nekem is ez az első. ezt a vicet ajánlom
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD LOL OMG WTF GG
Valamikor, még az ókorban a Dunakanyar Rádióban volt egy KriszMix c. műsor, ott meséltek ilyen vicceket, konkrétan ezt is ott hallottam :) Szombat esténként a zenei blokkok között vicceket mesélt a műsorvezető és a betelefonáló hallgató, egész hétre való poént megtanultuk szombatonként :)
Nagyon ötletes és gyerekbarát.Like-oljátok!!!
Történelemkönyv aminek piros a borítója és amikor leesett az 1842-es évszámnál nyílt ki
Ez a bolond tiszta Felméri. :D
úgy vettem észre itt nem a vicc a lényeg hanem a hang és az animáció :DDD
Nem igaz
Az a lényeg hogy az okos megkérdezi mi volt az és akkor azt mondja nem tudom itt egy százas
@@dorinaszekeres7003 tyűha ha nemondod sose jövök rá
A bolond feltalál egy telefont ami sosem merül le . Meg kérdezi az okos hogy, hogy nem tud lemerülni. Azt mondya a bolond: hát felrakom töltőre azt nem veszem le🤣
Xddddd ez jó
Hogy bebukta az okos :) Nem tudom tessék itt egy százas! :D
A bolond jól járt mert kapott egy ezrest.😀
86 ember nem érti a viccet:)
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Esz tanáral el sütötem aszt monta h bolond vagyok :-3
Ilyen helyesírással nem csoda... :d
+Dénes Sándor Kb
+györgy Nyirati az biztos
szerintem fos az egész
"el sütötem"
Fasza vollt
Gecc
ez a kedvenc viccem :D
nekem is
W
Móricka tök jók a videóid
nagyin jó lett ügyes vagy gratulálok!!!!!!
nagyin???❓❓
Mi az feldobod piros ha leesik akor 1842-es én tudom egy 1842-es bor :D
höhö ja :-D
okos
...
+kristof Estefan honét?
nem tom csak jött
Ezen sírok xD
ez nagyon király
🤣 🤣 nem tudom tessék itt egy százas 🤣 🤣
😂😂
Geci kiborítottam a kaját az ágyra :D
Jó lett
5 éves videó, ezt nem ilyenkor kéne írni xDD
Tessék itt egy 100-as!
mégse volt az bolond :)
ez nagyon jo meg a konnyem is kicsordult de hallani jobb mint látni is
szét röhögtem magam
Nagyon fasza
jó lett xd
ez nagyon jó
XD EZ JÓ😂😂😂😂😂😂
ez jó volt 😂😂😂😂
Sándor Nagy xdd
Van egy viccem
mamaa mostmár 16 éves lettem vehetek fel mini szoknyát alapozót ruzst és magas sarkú cipőt????
Nem pistike !!!
Aaha
Azt szeretem ha az OKOS hülyéskedik, de ha a HÜLYES okoskodik azt nem.
De ez a rész rohadt jó lett.😂
Mindenre nem tudja a választ, de FIZET.
Ki a hülye fizetne?😂😂
Rafináltság néha többet ér a diplománál.
Ja de ez nem az volt, csak hülye
Dávid Cseri cxy
Dávid Cseri Jó ezt megtudni 8.ba félévkor😂
Viszont többe kerül mint egy diploma ;)
☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠☠rosz
Ez nagyon jó
ez jó:D
A harmadik kérdésre két válasz is van. Az egyik a TV, a másik meg egy zseblámpa egy dobozban.
Jó, CSAK LEHETNE HOSSZABB😏
Logika😄
Érdekes
tessék itt egy 100-as!
Szerintem a buta nyert
Nem is olyan buta ha jobban belegondolsz
vág az eszed mint a beretva
nagyon jo
Ez nagyon vicces volt xddd fölég a bolond
Okos vagyooook.
én ismerem
Négyszer kérdezett az okos és csak egyszer a bolond
tök jo
Nagyon jó
Ha feldobod piros, ha leesik 1842 LoL :D ezen akkorát röhögtem :D LoL
Inkább az kellett volna a végén, hogy az okos kérdezi a bolondtól, hogy "-Mi az? Megnyomod az ikont és értesítésben megjelennek az új videók?" "-Nem tudom, tessék itt egy 100-as."
Behalok🤣🤣🤣
4laba van és ülünk rajta... Me:szomár‼️😃👉🏼
Az a baj hogy a harmadik kérdést én se tudom... Ezért tessék itt egy százas
tök jó
hogy lehet hogy több mint 1 millió megtekintés van a videóin de csak 88 ezer feliratkozó?!
Alexandra Jónás már 91 ezer...
Alexandra Jónás
Inkáb az, hogy van, hogy 1.600.000 megtekintés van és csak 6.000 like?!
ugy hogy ezt gyerekek nézik akiknek a szülők rakják be. nem iratkoznak fel meg lájkolják... meg amúgy is ezen mit lájkolni
Mert valaki többször megnézi tán...
jajjj na ez jóó!!!
lesz még gazsis vicc
Mivel animáljátok a videókat????
Nem tudom, tessék itt egy százas!
Szerintem ebből suli kezdő vicc lesz.
Nagyon vicces
Miért nem engeditek
Imádom Mi az ha fel dobod piros ha le esik 1242. Nem tudom tessék itt.a ezres de mi volt az?
Nem tudom tessék itt egy százas
Én igen
Ez kész😂😂
Hhdt/2
Nagyon vicces videók !
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Szuper!!De melyik az okos?? Xdd
Nem tudom itt egy százas
ohhh..REKT!
Hát! eléggé érdekes
Ez jóó
Maga se tudja
ez jó
Igazából a buta volt az okosabb, ő ezret, az okos meg csak 400-at keresett XD
Nem az okos vesztett 600 a buta pedig 600 keresett
+Diána Biró Fú, tet ényleg felfogtad a vicc lényegét. Szőke...
tessék itt egy százas :D
fjzflifkd
Köszi
Kérdezek egy válszt tessék itt egy százas!
a bolond egy kicsit ravasz mert ő kapott egy ezrest,az okos meg négyszázat
Igaz😀
leesett??? ez a lényege a viccnek!!
Nem ravasz, csak nem 100-as...
jár az 1000 forint azoknak, akik pózolnak azzal, hogy értik
Az okos joban járt mert kapot egy ezrest XD +
& SixCraft DeckPlay Csak 500 at
Saints ROB Még jó hogy csak 400 at de semmi probléma =)
:D
& SixCraft DeckPlay még jó hogy az a buta akar lenni
& SixCraft DeckPlay az ember ìr valamit és már felkapod a vizet? Gratulálok.
Szerintem az lehetne egy 1842-es pénzérme, nem?
Abrahalm Judás Hallod, most mért szóltál be? Nem vagy tőle menőbb.
Ákos azt mondta menőbb lettem tőle .. a gengszter élet választott engem , nem Én a gengszter életet .. Deal with it boy .. deal with it.
Abrahalm Judás 1. Hülyébb lettél, nem menőbb. 2 Honnan tudod a nevem O.o?
Talán mert ismerlek??...Mért lettem volna hülyébb?:D Mondtál egy irdatlan nagy f*szságot , én erre mondtam egy kisebbet .. ilyen egyszerű.
Ez asztán az ész!!
Mi az ami dobozban van és fényt àraszt?😅
Nem tudja hogy mit kérdez?
Mivel ő hülye
A világ fele nem tudja hogy mit beszél😢
De amikor az okos kérdezett az utolsó az mi volt ???????????????😕
TV
Az a utolso szazast a kocka feju mernok hagyta mar le esni
Akkor most ki is a bolond?
joooo vicces
Csak mondom, hogy a bolond nem tudatlan.
Tehát ki kéne javítani a címet
Buta: stonks
Nem olyan buta. Így is beljebb van 600-al.🤣
Gratulálunk, Ön jelesre vizsgázott humorérzékből és matematikából.
@@retrofan2264 ez elfogadhatatlan!
Mert olyan szerény vagyok😂
Miért nincs már 1 éve videó???
Azért amiért 4 éve sincs
Nem tudom tessék itt egy százas XDDDDDD
Mi az hafeldobod piros haleesik 1842 hu nemtudom najo it a 1000res de mivolt az nem tudom tessék it egy 100as szerintem ez volt a vic
Ez jo
Tessék lt egy százas
Nem tudom tessék itt egy százas.
jó lehetne jób is ☺
+Sanyi Lakatos Pont mint a helyesírásod ;)
+quadpictures Én is ezt akartam írni xD
micsi
ghf
micsi
Hát ezek szerint még sem olyan bolond
ez mégis mi
miaz ? ha feldobod sanyi ha le esik akkor Józsi
Nemtudom, tessék itt egy 100-as
Bence
valami vezetek nev sandor jozsef
Ricardo hát én beszarok xDD
bencikelol Szerintem Béla
bencikelol nemtudom tessék itt egy 100-as