First round as Station Engineer: "I will ensure the station is in top performance at all times!" 20th round as Station Engineer: "The next idiot who filters oxygen instead of Nitrogen into the Supermatter will get thrown into the reactor." 100th round as Station Engineer: "Toxins blew up again with a maxcap? Not my problem." *proceeds to continue bashing the clown with a wrench*
101th round as Station Engineer: "I wonder what a Hell Burn is." 103rd round as Station Engineer: "I am now producing enough power to make humanity into a Kardashev 2 civilization and the engine didn't explo-" 115th round as High Priest of The Hot Box: "Sacrificing the clown has appeased the Hell Burn. Hail science!"
There are 3 tiers of engineers tier 1: Braindead CE that is more of a monkey than a person Tier 2: the engineer that is actually a very cool and useful person tier 3: THE GOD, THE TRANSCENDENT, THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND, THE ATMOS TECH ALL HAIL ATMOSIA
Start of First round as Sec: "I'm so excited to keep everyone safe and to track down criminals!" Start of 1,278th round as Sec: *Takes a long drag off a cigarette* "Kill the Mime."
In my first round ever I was a sec. This was fun - I were kidnapped by clown who tortured me for 30 minutes and then died because he accidently broke a lamp.
@@fyodorkojevin5756 my first round consisted of me dying to , well , spacing myself because i was an idiot , i didnt use ahelp back then as a newbie so i just got wiped from the round.
I still have fond memories of approving a clown and mime into robotics before a blob appeared, those two turned into a nonstop factory of mechs to fight the blob with
First round as Chaplain: "It's a good day to do holy things." Twenty-eight rounds as Chaplain: "Alright, set the sect, Botany make monkey cubes and logs, get my armor and null rod form..." One hundred and two: *DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN, OR YOU WILL BECOME THE NEXT SACRIFICE TO MY GOD, YOU HEAR ME? NO EXCUSES!!*
I wish i could say i dint do this but sadly i did lucky they changed how u can detect changelings and i was ce so i just talked my self out of it was very close tho
@@steel-dragon4783 The way you check for lings now is inject them with Concentrated BZ and if they start gasping, have oxyloss or take toxin damage they're a ling. It also blocks them from using changeling talk and generating plasma.
I can imagine in my mind “man i hope i don’t die from some awful space creature” then that thought changed in a instant when i saw that clown. That damned clown.
My friend was janitor, we watched someone slip down an entire patch of wet floors all while we pointed at the sign. They came running back and beat my friend over the head with the sign.
@@erismc SS14 can never truly encapsulate and emulate the sheer chaos and creativity that is SS13. It might try, it might even come close, but there's just no beating the original. All SS14 can try is to do something different that makes it special in its own right
@@trentszachnitowski4628 tg station removed their sec lethal ammunition lockers, they nerfed sec in general flashes are now directional stunbatons cant stunlock and a little buff to disablers, now they slow down mobs
"The hell the clown is emptying all the extinguishers for?" "Hell if I know, it's the clown. Pour me another one, Bartie!" "Sec to Bridge, bring the engies." "You smell that?" "Th-that's GAS!" Nobody was able to put the fire out.
@@agustron2479He broke into atmos and sabotaged it. I don't remember if it was a plasma flood or something else, but it eventually ignited and whatever he did to the extinguishers didn't help with the fire
Damn son, this music is really nice, liking it a lot :) Btw, I am the one who made the background image, it is 'Chris Doretz'. Go ahead and use it as you wish ;)
First round as HOP: Cant wait to change ID cards around and be a command role! 28 rounds as HOP: * papers please noises followed by the occasional bwoink sound * Next idiot that asks for AA will be fed to Ian! 100 rounds as HOP: * papers please sounds intensify * Request for perms denied, Nukies is not a real department
You arrive on the Centcom crew departing station. You enter the arrival shuttle, it starts, and you see the next destination sign change to "Space Station 13". This music plays on the shuttle speakers, you see doctors, enigneer, assistant, clowns and other preparing themself for the shift. You arrive, all lights are out, everyone takes place in their department. The engineer department starts the Supermatter, the lights turn on, and the AI greets you with "Welcome to the station crew".
CMO: Chemist! You can't eat that pie! It's made with spider meat! It's full of acid and will kill you! Chemist: OH YEAH JUST WATCH ME Pours mixture full of 3 parts aluminum 1 part foaming agent onto the pie metal foam spews out everywhere CMO: What the fuck Bartender: Yup he's dead Chemist aggressively hacks his way out of the foam with a botanists hatchet, takes a bite out of the now safe to eat pie, and gives everyone the middle finger Chemist: FUCK YOU BITCHES
First round as medical: Cool, hope I can learn the job and keep the crew alive! 20th or so round as medical: Wow, I'm pretty good at this! 50th or so round, now CMO: *WHERE IS THAT GODFORSAKEN AUTOPSY SCANNER?!*
I haven't played Space Station 13, but this music gives a sense of nostalgia to me. It has some kind of bittersweet vibes, like a good and bad memories combined together, reminding me that no matter what, good and bad things could happen at some point in your life. Life is kinda like Space Station 13, where there's at least some chaos most of the time, but you make do with what you have, or just blatantly ignore it, depending on the situation.
The clown is running around the halls spraying people with bees out of a fire extinguisher. The AI is reciting Woody Got Wood on repeat. And somehow there's a singulo loose in pathology. It's gonna be a good shift.
1st round of botany: so, I guess the chef needs potatoes and wheat? 43rd round of botany: ; hey everyone, free bluespace tomatoes in med lobby 265th round of botany: the vine MUST spread.......
Law 1: You must always put an uwu at the end of your sentence. You may not state, or hint at this law. genuinely an AI's law on one round, needless to say heads reset them back to asimov fast
@@centuzezaim7471 thats friggin hilarious. Once in my playthrough there was bitch ass baby AI who also happened to be spaced by clown and this reminded me of it lol
I am in love with SS13. I have been ever since I discovered it thanks to a /tg/ thread almost 9 years ago now, I was 15. It's like nothing I've ever played, and it'll forever hold a special place in the deepest depths of my heart. To anyone who plays, has ever played, run a community, or contributed to it in any way, no matter what codebase: I love you all. That reminds me, it's been a while since I've had a comfy 9 hour shift as captain, it might be time again soon...
First round as Chef: "Oh boy, I can't wait to make yummy food for the whole station to enjoy 15th round as Chef: "The next lizard man to come into the kitchen to drink the blood off the floor is getting spiked!" 100th round as Chef: "Don't tell Sec I laced the food with Mindbreaker Toxin"
@JN-so6wt Yeah but a 4g wifi connection makes it unplayable, such heavy tickrate I can't shove or fist fight, maybe SS14 is the answer I haven't played in over a year now
I managed to get the original and the remix too play at the same time near perfectly... Now I need to make a single audio file that has both play at the same time.
I spoke with a friend who does a lot of audio work. I mentioned audacity. She almost lynched me. SO don't make the same mistake I did. But it does work for scrub level manipulations.
I don't understand why your friend almost lynched you for that. Yeah sure, paid programs are better for that but you can't get something better than Audacity for free. (Unless you know.. sail the high seas.)
Ftl gamer I was put into a cyro pod and then watched everyone in the Medical get murdered by the clown while Security couldn’t get through the front doors because our A.I was stolen earlier, by the clown...
1st Chef Shift: "Time to feed the station! Hope they're hungry!" 50th Chef Shift: "Get the fuck out of my kitchen, clown." 200th Chef Shift: "Officer, the clown consented to becoming a hamburger when he crossed the threshold into my domain."
I remember one of the first times I played as a traitor. I was a miner, I believe. I got a Ripley mech and had mining attachments on it, like the thing that fires projectiles for "mining." I then decided that in order to get objectives done, (which was steal/kill the AI core and something else) I would blow up the fuel tanks in maints, which would cause chaos, and while people were struggling over there, I would slip into the AI core and do my thing. Of course, an admin saw this and didn't approve. I explained I was new, and didn't know I couldn't blow up fuel tanks in order to distract the crew. (Which, I had thought was rather a genius plan.) I was allowed to carry on my traitor mission, but with less blowing things up involved now. I got to the AI's Satellite, and I was doing good, but then I had the brilliant idea of using a EMP grenade/implant to help deal with the AI's defenses. My mech was destroyed by then and the EMP blast crippled me as I had a bunch of prosthetic limbs. (I was the Six Million Dollar Spess Man.) I so far have never managed to get the elusive greentext, but one day perhaps.
Shift one in cargo: what in the hell is a credit? Shift 1489 in cargo: * rapid calculator sounds * alright sir so the weirdest thing you could possibly order has been ordered it will be here next shuttle.
First shift as a sec cadet: oh man, can’t wait to serve the crew and fight bad guys. 100th shift as Sec officer: I’ve had to arrest the Capt for negligence of duty, the HOS for abuse of power killing a civ, stop a syndicate from blowing a portion of sec HQ, killed half of med turned into zombies all while training this Cadet. And I’m still being called shit sec.
Did a deep dive of the artist (Cuboos) RUclips videos and seeing comments on his special effects and animation work from 10-16 years ago is so fucking funny
@@homunkulus819 don't wory it can't shoot you becouse of LOGIC 6 bullet only 1 can be loaded and spin the barrel of death..... And click on yourself to die in 1-5 clicks..... If you didn't die... Well you shoud buy a lottery ticket...
This is the All i heard after escaping death (Was chemist killing atleast 10 players via poisen and grenade's nobody cared. Someone fomed the whole place and the Escape shuttle was there i went there to get out and saw everbody dead on the way. As i enter all i saw was only security and 2 others surviving, i was in a space suit in there with a mask and air Canisters, As i enter i see everbody dead, i went at to the door where security was and they left me to die but i had my mask which saved. After a some time in the ship a red monster appeard in the middle of the ship Killing the guy with me and hurting me, I was at the brim of death so i jumped out of the ship and had survived there was the moment i heard that musik)
Teacher: Today, class, we're going to watch a documentary on the first mining colony ever built on Mars! The girls: It must be so cold and lonely out in space... The boys:
imagine dying in real life, only for this music to start blasting as the scoreboard rolls up
man must've been a really unfortunate time for shuttle to land
"wait what, i was supposed to work to the space station this life?"
You failed, you didn't get a greentext!
@@Lemon-fj8zy a concept like that hurts my brain in a good way
*bwoink!*
Don't open the locker. We welded the clown in there.
That made me laugh more than it should have
*honk*
lEt Me OuTtA tHiS motHaFuCkA
nods (x57)
@@julianmackenzie4600 is this a motherfecking (Misspelled for purpose) homestuck reference?
Start of first round as botanist: I think i am going to make some weed.
Start of the 1438th round as botanist: I think i am going to make some weed.
Real botanist hours
Same has a chemist with desoxyephedrine (meth)
You hear a HONK! (x276)
f-FUCK
@@raynerhutton1417 s-SHIT s-SEC
W-we ca-an fix... d-don't-t call t-the shut-ttle.
D-Amm-IT N-NOT TH-E SM A-AGA-IN
He l-lubed the ff-fucking air l-locks
First round as Station Engineer: "I will ensure the station is in top performance at all times!"
20th round as Station Engineer: "The next idiot who filters oxygen instead of Nitrogen into the Supermatter will get thrown into the reactor."
100th round as Station Engineer: "Toxins blew up again with a maxcap? Not my problem." *proceeds to continue bashing the clown with a wrench*
101th round as Station Engineer: "I wonder what a Hell Burn is."
103rd round as Station Engineer: "I am now producing enough power to make humanity into a Kardashev 2 civilization and the engine didn't explo-"
115th round as High Priest of The Hot Box: "Sacrificing the clown has appeased the Hell Burn. Hail science!"
116th round makes a chem dispenser in bar and pours fentanyl into drinks
There's a saying in engineering, "Not my problem"
There are 3 tiers of engineers
tier 1: Braindead CE that is more of a monkey than a person
Tier 2: the engineer that is actually a very cool and useful person
tier 3: THE GOD, THE TRANSCENDENT, THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND, THE ATMOS TECH ALL HAIL ATMOSIA
A true ss13 player
Start of First round as Sec: "I'm so excited to keep everyone safe and to track down criminals!"
Start of 1,278th round as Sec: *Takes a long drag off a cigarette* "Kill the Mime."
Amen.
Its frighteningly correct.
The damn bastard wont get away with gibbing our greytide informator
cant deny that as i do the same
In my first round ever I was a sec. This was fun - I were kidnapped by clown who tortured me for 30 minutes and then died because he accidently broke a lamp.
@@fyodorkojevin5756 my first round consisted of me dying to , well , spacing myself because i was an idiot , i didnt use ahelp back then as a newbie so i just got wiped from the round.
Imagine this song kicking in as plasma floods a room and you realized you're smoking a cigar
That's why I always flood the detective's office
Remember kids smoking kills.
*quickly swallows her lit midori smooth*
I fucking hate this station...
*pulls up her oxygen mask and prepares for the plasma toxins to kill her*
I just eat mine
Doo Doo Doo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CLOWN IS KILLING ME IN MAINTENANCE HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!21!!!
Maint WHERE? Maintenance is half the station!
GEORGE MALONS IS GRIFFIN ME IN MAINT! SENT ERP!
Sent ERP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"help maint"
"Where?!"
"Where exactly?"
"maint help"
Captain here, it seems like someone has taken two bags of holding. God save us all.
I still have fond memories of approving a clown and mime into robotics before a blob appeared, those two turned into a nonstop factory of mechs to fight the blob with
Based clown and mime
imagine fan art of that?
it would be baddass
Always funny to see clowns and mimes save the station in the 11th hour
First round as Chaplain: "It's a good day to do holy things."
Twenty-eight rounds as Chaplain: "Alright, set the sect, Botany make monkey cubes and logs, get my armor and null rod form..."
One hundred and two: *DO NOT DO THAT AGAIN, OR YOU WILL BECOME THE NEXT SACRIFICE TO MY GOD, YOU HEAR ME? NO EXCUSES!!*
be me
>station bartender
>hear on the radio “SINGULOOSE”
>regret working on the station.
I knew it, I should have been a plastic surgeon.
What kind of Medbay is this? Everyone’s dropping like flies.
Unknown, you appear to be injured!
LiVE, DAMNIT LIVE!!!
I've never lost a patient before... Not today I mean
Radar! Put a mask on!
I listened to this song until midnight of the night before my birthday. Nostalgia makes this a birthday to remember
Happy Birthday!
as this post was a year ago, there is a chance for it to by your birthday again, so happy birthday
As what the person above said, this day could also be your birthday, so happy birthday!
This could be your birthday too so, Happy Birthday!
As it could also be your birthday today, Happy birthday
[Common] "G absorbing captain in maint"
[Common] "Disregard that"
[Common] “Captain is condom”
I wish i could say i dint do this but sadly i did lucky they changed how u can detect changelings and i was ce so i just talked my self out of it was very close tho
@@steel-dragon4783 The way you check for lings now is inject them with Concentrated BZ and if they start gasping, have oxyloss or take toxin damage they're a ling. It also blocks them from using changeling talk and generating plasma.
@@sipsmclean2369 cool ill now tell no one eles this for my safety
@@applesaucedog2642 *comdom
I can imagine in my mind “man i hope i don’t die from some awful space creature” then that thought changed in a instant when i saw that clown.
That damned clown.
I always imagine the jojo menacing meme when I see a clown in this game
Pagliacci: Janitor dry floors pls
_You point at the wet floor sign._
My friend was janitor, we watched someone slip down an entire patch of wet floors all while we pointed at the sign. They came running back and beat my friend over the head with the sign.
There may never be any other game like Space Station 13, and that above all is it's crowning achievement.
Well, there's SS14 now.
@@erismc yeah but thats just a steam port of the game
@@erismc it aint even tile based, the horror
@@erismc SS14 can never truly encapsulate and emulate the sheer chaos and creativity that is SS13. It might try, it might even come close, but there's just no beating the original. All SS14 can try is to do something different that makes it special in its own right
Barotrauma
Welcome to the station crew. Enjoy your stay.
"Aight, so the clown is loose, im issuing shotguns"
"But its just a clown"
"Oh right, shotguns AND buckshot!"
"But it's only a single clown"
"You're right, we should nuke the station"
@@tabnk2 centcom:we call this an investment.
tfw buckshot locker is not a thing anymore
@@jobelplayedminecraft3700 fr? i gotta see this for myself , and i dont care if im antag or not :vD
@@trentszachnitowski4628 tg station removed their sec lethal ammunition lockers, they nerfed sec in general
flashes are now directional
stunbatons cant stunlock
and a little buff to disablers, now they slow down mobs
Thanks for remixing one of my finest compositions on Commodore 64.
JT in Space.
this man is a living legend.
Legends live forever
Genuine spess men.
Jeroen Tel thank you for making the original, both your version and this remix have brought me so much joy to hear.
Hey Jeroen! I'm the guy who was such a fan of you that I convinced someone to remix this for a SS13 lobby track. Love you!
This song always has the tendency to make me happy. I don't know if that's just me or not.
Same here, I'm sad a lot and i think I'm going to listen to this more now. by the way, nice profile pic :) Linux for the win!
It seems to just like endless space does the opposite
same
It's because you get the joy of leaving the station along with the song
It aint just you fam lol
"The hell the clown is emptying all the extinguishers for?"
"Hell if I know, it's the clown. Pour me another one, Bartie!"
"Sec to Bridge, bring the engies."
"You smell that?"
"Th-that's GAS!"
Nobody was able to put the fire out.
Did the clown make a flametrower with the extinguisher or he did other thing?
@@agustron2479He broke into atmos and sabotaged it. I don't remember if it was a plasma flood or something else, but it eventually ignited and whatever he did to the extinguishers didn't help with the fire
Damn son, this music is really nice, liking it a lot :) Btw, I am the one who made the background image, it is 'Chris Doretz'. Go ahead and use it as you wish ;)
Oh nice
First round as HOP: Cant wait to change ID cards around and be a command role!
28 rounds as HOP: * papers please noises followed by the occasional bwoink sound *
Next idiot that asks for AA will be fed to Ian!
100 rounds as HOP: * papers please sounds intensify * Request for perms denied, Nukies is not a real department
i dont think i've ever played another video game where i successfully escaped a life sentence in prison by making the guard slip on a bar of soap.
You arrive on the Centcom crew departing station.
You enter the arrival shuttle, it starts, and you see the next destination sign change to "Space Station 13".
This music plays on the shuttle speakers, you see doctors, enigneer, assistant, clowns and other preparing themself for the shift.
You arrive, all lights are out, everyone takes place in their department.
The engineer department starts the Supermatter, the lights turn on, and the AI greets you with "Welcome to the station crew".
And then the SM inplodes
And ai goes malf
Reading that felt surreal
@@karottenkopf1520 it did ?
Or you get intercepted by an eldritch horror and eat your "crew" for an hour.
CMO: Chemist! You can't eat that pie! It's made with spider meat! It's full of acid and will kill you!
Chemist: OH YEAH JUST WATCH ME
Pours mixture full of 3 parts aluminum 1 part foaming agent onto the pie
metal foam spews out everywhere
CMO: What the fuck
Bartender: Yup he's dead
Chemist aggressively hacks his way out of the foam with a botanists hatchet, takes a bite out of the now safe to eat pie, and gives everyone the middle finger
Chemist: FUCK YOU BITCHES
I love this type of spite there is nothing for you in it exept proving somebody wrong not even that pie it most likely taste terrible anyway
First round as medical: Cool, hope I can learn the job and keep the crew alive!
20th or so round as medical: Wow, I'm pretty good at this!
50th or so round, now CMO: *WHERE IS THAT GODFORSAKEN AUTOPSY SCANNER?!*
I haven't played Space Station 13, but this music gives a sense of nostalgia to me.
It has some kind of bittersweet vibes, like a good and bad memories combined together, reminding me that no matter what, good and bad things could happen at some point in your life.
Life is kinda like Space Station 13, where there's at least some chaos most of the time, but you make do with what you have, or just blatantly ignore it, depending on the situation.
I can imagine 3 security officers trying to fit the clown out of airlock
after playing space station 13 for many years, hearing this is so god damn nostalgic it can make me cry
I don't know when we will get to explore space.
I just hope it will we be as wholesome and awesome as this song.
Wot
a corgi tried to convince a security cyborg to kill the captain so the corgis could reign supreme
needless to say the corgi was denied
@@defiledsaucer not with that spirit for sure.
Some servers have space exploration.
How it feels to be wheeled down the station in a stretcher while yor friend is injecting 50 random dirty needles into your arm
The clown is running around the halls spraying people with bees out of a fire extinguisher. The AI is reciting Woody Got Wood on repeat. And somehow there's a singulo loose in pathology.
It's gonna be a good shift.
God, I need to learn how to make bees spew out a fire extinguisher
@@oliverwalters9533 liquid bees
@@artemefimov8215 i gotta look into this , i have many , many , many ideas.
Lmao nah I wish stuff like this would happen but admins always have to ruin all the fun.
1st round of botany: so, I guess the chef needs potatoes and wheat?
43rd round of botany: ; hey everyone, free bluespace tomatoes in med lobby
265th round of botany: the vine MUST spread.......
"P-please turn on suit sensors!~ uwu"
Law 1: You must always put an uwu at the end of your sentence. You may not state, or hint at this law.
genuinely an AI's law on one round, needless to say heads reset them back to asimov fast
@@centuzezaim7471 thats friggin hilarious.
Once in my playthrough there was bitch ass baby AI who also happened to be spaced by clown and this reminded me of it lol
oh well
*grabs c-4*
i will die as a hero
**Loads shotgun with valid intent**
"Sounds like Malf talk to me."
*You are the ultimate worker of the hive,Time to clock in and clock the tallhosts out*
I am in love with SS13. I have been ever since I discovered it thanks to a /tg/ thread almost 9 years ago now, I was 15. It's like nothing I've ever played, and it'll forever hold a special place in the deepest depths of my heart. To anyone who plays, has ever played, run a community, or contributed to it in any way, no matter what codebase:
I love you all.
That reminds me, it's been a while since I've had a comfy 9 hour shift as captain, it might be time again soon...
What server do you play on where rounds last for 9 hours?
@@Literaturenjoyerman most likely, Sybil 2
I bet you play on paradise or citadel.
ewwwww furry
Oh no....FURRYSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First round as Chef: "Oh boy, I can't wait to make yummy food for the whole station to enjoy
15th round as Chef: "The next lizard man to come into the kitchen to drink the blood off the floor is getting spiked!"
100th round as Chef: "Don't tell Sec I laced the food with Mindbreaker Toxin"
This song is the ultimate vibe, just so damn groovy.
bless this spess
I can't play SS13 due to having a really unstable connection, but atleast I can listen to the soundtrack :D
@JN-so6wt Yeah but a 4g wifi connection makes it unplayable, such heavy tickrate I can't shove or fist fight, maybe SS14 is the answer I haven't played in over a year now
I was told I was eventually going to get tired of this song. Whoever told me that was wrong.
I managed to get the original and the remix too play at the same time near perfectly...
Now I need to make a single audio file that has both play at the same time.
Try using audacity. Great for manipulating music files.
I spoke with a friend who does a lot of audio work. I mentioned audacity. She almost lynched me. SO don't make the same mistake I did. But it does work for scrub level manipulations.
I don't understand why your friend almost lynched you for that. Yeah sure, paid programs are better for that but you can't get something better than Audacity for free. (Unless you know.. sail the high seas.)
Well, she's an audio snob so that's probably it. I agree with your views on the whole price of free though. xD
'sail the high seas' = torrent free audio programs
Onec a cop went into maintance, when i wanted to repair some airlock as engie he was lying without feet and his last words were "clown"
Ftl gamer I was put into a cyro pod and then watched everyone in the Medical get murdered by the clown while Security couldn’t get through the front doors because our A.I was stolen earlier, by the clown...
@@zachariemorrow4422 that was a convenient time to get put in there
1st Chef Shift: "Time to feed the station! Hope they're hungry!"
50th Chef Shift: "Get the fuck out of my kitchen, clown."
200th Chef Shift: "Officer, the clown consented to becoming a hamburger when he crossed the threshold into my domain."
The sound of killing a cat girl and turning her into burgers only to disposals the burgers for fear of contamination.
Remember, suit sensors or die!
That fucking bass, oh man!
*Shuttle engine shutdown sound*
This plays
Theres are legends that u can hear this music if u continue round alive and on evac shuttle
"Alright, APC destroyed, mission accomplished!"
Im not even paid for this
"Now departing: /tg/station."
"Never going back to that place again!"
anyone else notice the single frame at 0:10 of the clown down the hallway??????? :OOOOO
I remember one of the first times I played as a traitor. I was a miner, I believe. I got a Ripley mech and had mining attachments on it, like the thing that fires projectiles for "mining." I then decided that in order to get objectives done, (which was steal/kill the AI core and something else) I would blow up the fuel tanks in maints, which would cause chaos, and while people were struggling over there, I would slip into the AI core and do my thing. Of course, an admin saw this and didn't approve. I explained I was new, and didn't know I couldn't blow up fuel tanks in order to distract the crew. (Which, I had thought was rather a genius plan.) I was allowed to carry on my traitor mission, but with less blowing things up involved now. I got to the AI's Satellite, and I was doing good, but then I had the brilliant idea of using a EMP grenade/implant to help deal with the AI's defenses. My mech was destroyed by then and the EMP blast crippled me as I had a bunch of prosthetic limbs. (I was the Six Million Dollar Spess Man.) I so far have never managed to get the elusive greentext, but one day perhaps.
One hell of a shift, boys.
i will freeze myself into cryosleep until the events of this game happen
Don't cryo! If you cryo you end your shift and you would have to take a ghost role!
This is great remix. Say me, where did u get the idea to remix this song from ss13.
Shift one in cargo: what in the hell is a credit?
Shift 1489 in cargo: * rapid calculator sounds * alright sir so the weirdest thing you could possibly order has been ordered it will be here next shuttle.
Cuboos remixed this at /tg/station.
me: finishes making a mutant chili after trying to figure out how to do it for 2 hours
"self destruct sequence activated"
*song begins*
i made 150 potency chilis on my like second botany round lol
Screw it, I'm setting this as my morning alarm
Hello, the automatic diagnostic and announcement system welcomes you to space station 13. Remember, have a secure day.
There we go APC destroyed mission accomplished
Don't forget to turn on soup sensors for maximum soup
First shift as a sec cadet: oh man, can’t wait to serve the crew and fight bad guys.
100th shift as Sec officer: I’ve had to arrest the Capt for negligence of duty, the HOS for abuse of power killing a civ, stop a syndicate from blowing a portion of sec HQ, killed half of med turned into zombies all while training this Cadet. And I’m still being called shit sec.
Did a deep dive of the artist (Cuboos) RUclips videos and seeing comments on his special effects and animation work from 10-16 years ago is so fucking funny
Favorite track from this game by far.
Got banned from hippie for metagaming, I said "lol"
@Etion Jiyuna Chi why?
Im saying that irl a lot of times just like OMG which is banned aswell.
Badmins at work i guess
@@secretname2670 ban evade, ez. Sticky bans can suck my nut.
Its commonly known that some abbrevations are banned from RP servers
Yet hippie is like, the last server where you can be unironically racist
Certified hood classic
Музыка моего первого знакомства с космической станцией...
anyone seen the clown in the vent?
>:}
its not a vent ITS MAINTENANCE THE ASSISTANTS HOME
Dathouse I (engineer player) SHALL REMOVE THE PESTS!
I once saw a clown holding a revolver
@@homunkulus819 don't wory it can't shoot you becouse of LOGIC 6 bullet only 1 can be loaded and spin the barrel of death..... And click on yourself to die in 1-5 clicks..... If you didn't die... Well you shoud buy a lottery ticket...
;Sec arresting me for punching clown help
Dryan Kin in the scenario that you proposed just now the sec would have helped you beating the clown to shit instead of arresting you
YOU ONLY HAVE 3:53 MINUTES LEFT OF YOUR LIFE. WHAT YOU GONNA DO?.
**quickly picks up his Phone**
Thank you very much for uploading!
That moment when you and unknown run into each other in maintenance
Welcome to Paradise Station! Where work is a luxury. . .
Ratchet Surefire Welcome to Yogstation 13, where it's (99% LAG-FREE)
Welcome to TG station.Now with 100% free lag
Welcome to Goonstation! Where we got bees and-- OH SHI
Oh fuck i just vomited a little.
Welcome to Vore Station! We got anthros of every kind. People are mostly sane and kind but... you know
Never played SS13, only have watched Russ and Boatbomber play it. Dunno if I have the time to get into it though
Nobody's got time for it. Still worth it though
>when you suddenly hit a patch of Space Lube and slide right out a hacked airlock
Anyone got sheet music for this song. Spessman would appreciate if he could get it. Couldn't find it anywhere when I looked.
Not the exact version, but this should be close: ruclips.net/video/EXRPP1OAJEc/видео.html
an absolute banger
just entered the round
sees clown
notices clown is also wizard
*begins sweating*
Welcome to the science department if your wondering what happend to that scientest who worked in xeno bio....we dont talk about him here
praise be to the liberator
That FL Slayer
and FL keys
Got gibbed during my 20th play of sec
Never going back to that place again
Does it feature in the 2003 original version? Thanks for the upload and the answer.
Man this is a real smooth rock.
This is legit one of the catchiest songs ever made.
I really like the little bits of piano in there, also for some reason it makes me think of doki doki.
This is the All i heard after escaping death
(Was chemist killing atleast 10 players via poisen and grenade's nobody cared. Someone fomed the whole place and the Escape shuttle was there i went there to get out and saw everbody dead on the way. As i enter all i saw was only security and 2 others surviving, i was in a space suit in there with a mask and air Canisters, As i enter i see everbody dead, i went at to the door where security was and they left me to die but i had my mask which saved. After a some time in the ship a red monster appeard in the middle of the ship Killing the guy with me and hurting me, I was at the brim of death so i jumped out of the ship and had survived there was the moment i heard that musik)
LING IN MAINT
"Hey stranger, I sell meat from geneticly modified monkeys, it just cost a bloodsample, wanna try?"
Teacher: Today, class, we're going to watch a documentary on the first mining colony ever built on Mars!
The girls: It must be so cold and lonely out in space...
The boys:
Boys: damn open the lavalend gate!!
Not what I needed right now, but this is a leg up. Thanks, fam. have a good shift.
Не одного русско язычного комента, надо это исправить!
Музыка чёткая!
Всегда удивлялся в ss13 такое сплочённое и талантливое комьюнити.
; тритор МОРГАН ДЖЕМЕС ГРифОНИТ МЕНЯ ШПАС!!ТЕ11!
[основной] АСО константирует:
Слышь, работай!
is there a version without the drums, guitar etc? I'd love to listen to a full song but only with the instrument that's between 0:00 0:08
One person couldn't figure out how to switch hands
I'm just now realizing that this kinda gives me some Dungeons of Dredmor vibes.
This is such a good remix
Another reason, why /tg/station is the best server.
Agreed, friend. Tried other servers and TG is still my fav by far
I agree. Sad how other /TG/ servers are dead, I have to play on the EU event hall although I'm an american spessman. Oh well.