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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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    "Photography is not a crime" "PINAC" is a phrase often used to advocate for the right to take photographs or record video in public spaces without fear of harassment, intimidation, or legal repercussions. The phrase suggests that photography is a form of free speech and expression that should be protected by law, and that the act of taking photographs should not be considered a criminal offence. The use of this phrase is often associated with instances where photographers, journalists, or citizens have been stopped or detained by law enforcement or security personnel for taking photographs in public places, even though they have not violated any laws or regulations.

Комментарии • 166

  • @Rabsmyth91
    @Rabsmyth91 Год назад +15

    "Get your arse back to work!" Never gets old 🤣

  • @Angel-Adramelech
    @Angel-Adramelech Год назад +98

    A Tescos security guard ran out into the car park and grabbed my girls arm and demanded to look in her bag. I whacked him in his chest and gave him a few choice words and my girl took the stuff in her bag back into the store and got a refund on all of the goods she had purchased. The security guy don't work there anymore 😇

    • @derrick9635
      @derrick9635 Год назад +10

      That's crazy .
      Good on ye 👍.

    • @leataylor9277
      @leataylor9277 Год назад +4

      @@derrick9635 You really believe that? 🤭

    • @jamesjameson4566
      @jamesjameson4566 Год назад +1

      Was he from here

    • @topcat1358
      @topcat1358 Год назад +6

      Fair enuff, but where was the stuff she stole?...Had she given it to you before she was grabbed?

    • @JDUK71
      @JDUK71 Год назад

      Good for you!
      F**king tyrants are abusing customers of the business they work for, you couldn't make it up.

  • @Jcdaking81
    @Jcdaking81 Год назад

    the security at my local morrisons would not dream off speaking to me like this or Tescos they would not like the response they will get

  • @LeeJohnson-zn9tl
    @LeeJohnson-zn9tl Год назад

    I hate supermarkets weird places they are

  • @denzilite
    @denzilite Год назад +58

    I know this isn’t supposed to be funny but it’s comedy gold at times. The look on their faces when they realise the guy they think they’re going to talk down to and escort off the premises is not only not going to take any of their sh1t but give it back to them ten fold is priceless. Loving this channel.

    • @Matt26200
      @Matt26200 Год назад +12

      Especially when he tells them to git back ti wurk, they hate it 🤣

  • @pete3122
    @pete3122 Год назад +5

    This is not Morrisons, but Morrisinghs

  • @sarahbrown9301
    @sarahbrown9301 Год назад +36

    Me and my boyfriend get followed around Morrisons every time we go in- only thing I can think of is cause he's wearing "dirty" clothes (work clothes) and there's also one guy that works for Morrisons who tells new security guards to follow us- so I started saying loudly about him fancying my boyfriend etc... And it's not happening as much and will hopefully stop

    • @thebatman4279
      @thebatman4279 Год назад +2

      You should get your phone and film them. They'll soon stop their antics.

    • @sarahbrown9301
      @sarahbrown9301 Год назад +1

      @@thebatman4279 yeah I probably should lol

    • @sarahbrown9301
      @sarahbrown9301 Год назад

      @@MichaelPortilloHomunculi ahhh, thanks for telling me 😂😂😂

  • @connect4glyn
    @connect4glyn Год назад +9

    I love your aggressive atitude to anyone insulting you . Best on youtube . Beware anyone giving you grief !

  • @WorksopGimp
    @WorksopGimp Год назад +39

    Security need a reminder they are to witness and report, they have no authority to go hands-on. The fools would be looking out of one eye

    • @CommodoreVic20
      @CommodoreVic20 Год назад +9

      They also need a reminder that they have no more powers than the cleaners.
      Although the cleaners do a valuable job.

  • @sourcecode6467
    @sourcecode6467 Год назад +21

    More reasons not to shop at Morrisons

  • @royalanethridge333
    @royalanethridge333 Год назад +7

    Why why why what are you filming for ? Ffs next it will be why are you looking in shop window

    • @camrs125
      @camrs125 Год назад

      Sir..may I ask why you’re drinking coffee on a park bench?…it looks suspicious and is making people feel uncomfortable

  • @G58
    @G58 Год назад +33

    “GET BACK TAE WORK MONKEYBOY!” Has to be the absolute best response to these little tyrants. So satisfying. Expertly done as always. Thank you for sharing.
    Peace

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +15

    Those 2 security officer's suddenly appeared like 2 of the visitors from the original version of "The Day The Earth Stood Still"!!

  • @AgnesBoyd-p6l
    @AgnesBoyd-p6l Год назад +2

    in 30 years time People will look back and see how their human rights were violated then recovered by brave and fearless guys like yourself ,Martin Luther King Jr Gandhi. J.Lewis .P Randolph .W Young. J Farmer. R Wilkins. You and a few other taken back what was prized from from the British public after WW2 , The British public are awakening to your achievements . WE Honour you

  • @AJ_1199
    @AJ_1199 Год назад +10

    The Baddest auditor on the planet 🥊🥊🥊

  • @jamesjameson4566
    @jamesjameson4566 Год назад +7

    Anyone tell me how security guards set the alarms off, I've noticed they do it after you've gone in as a way to "unnerve" and also a pathetic mind game

  • @tonykelly2919
    @tonykelly2919 Год назад +28

    Nice one Mark, youve had me in stitches all weekend! You are a dying breed, If there were more of us giving them jobsworths what for, then the world would be a much better place. Subscribed and liked!

    • @cjhards
      @cjhards Год назад

      Agreed. Indoctrinated young are programmed not to notice such things. Like minded people are STEPPING UP!

  • @jsw0891
    @jsw0891 Год назад +2

    The manager looks as if he was on the loo having a 💩 and hadn’t time to fix his clothes before running out to see what’s happening lol

  • @resist.
    @resist. Год назад +8

    Super creepy security

    • @jamesjameson4566
      @jamesjameson4566 Год назад +2

      You can imagine him plying people with vodka with his mates

  • @daviddavid1346
    @daviddavid1346 Год назад +17

    Always great to get your Notification you take care take no BS stay safe regards from the Midi Pyrénées to you and fellow subscribers 🥂

    • @lilhazey1128
      @lilhazey1128 Год назад +3

      Hello from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 !
      All the best to you and your family too!

    • @daviddavid1346
      @daviddavid1346 Год назад +2

      @@lilhazey1128 thanks appreciated

  • @schmatever
    @schmatever Год назад +5

    That escalated fast....

  • @billyidol4140
    @billyidol4140 Год назад +3

    Brilliant content I'd like more of this content with security guards lol

  • @dearnapst
    @dearnapst Год назад +13

    Good on you, taking no bs.

  • @tonywhitcombe8357
    @tonywhitcombe8357 Год назад +2

    your sources was right then ,

  • @peterwilliams6956
    @peterwilliams6956 Год назад +2

    The staff can give out insults but you cant what hypocrites

  • @jay-lm4we
    @jay-lm4we Год назад +8

    The stare from 🐒 boy as they were walking off😂

  • @masslmm59
    @masslmm59 Год назад +2

    Where are you from?????... My Mom and my Dad....😂😂😂

  • @bigsexy.6686
    @bigsexy.6686 Год назад +17

    *Did he honestly ask you to spell EARTH! because he's never heard of it* 😂😂😂

  • @lilhazey1128
    @lilhazey1128 Год назад +3

    3:17 tell this Paul Chowdhry cosplayer he’ll never be as good as the real deal

  • @ishogunronin6626
    @ishogunronin6626 6 месяцев назад +1

    How many of your mates were ransacking the store lol

  • @aaliommeri325
    @aaliommeri325 Год назад +6

    You are one of legend Mark 💪💪👏👏

  • @thewalrus1968
    @thewalrus1968 Год назад +1

    Taliban had his bomb vest on

  • @peakyblinder777
    @peakyblinder777 Год назад +1

    That "manager" you should have told him to pull his jumper down and get back to work 😂

  • @Gggg-sb7fg
    @Gggg-sb7fg 3 месяца назад

    Local Morrisons by m has an 80 yr old bloke as a security guard, just sits behind a desk lol nice old bloke always says hello but he aint pinning anyone up a wall!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @NeathSpadge
    @NeathSpadge Год назад +1

    Where are you from.
    Earth.
    Can you spell it.
    E A R T H
    Hahahahahahaha. Nearly spat my brekkie over the computer 🙂

  • @joshlevy3480
    @joshlevy3480 Год назад +4

    You would think it was the crown jewels they were guarding, not vegetables, fruit and packets of spaghetti!!!

  • @markossmith8786
    @markossmith8786 Год назад +1

    11:19 - pardon you ! 😆

  • @AaronOnei
    @AaronOnei Год назад

    What do the security look at when they stare at them screens. Obvious answer is cctv of whole shop. But screen allways looks blank to me

  • @pippab636
    @pippab636 Год назад

    “Where are you from?” “Earth”. Love it, what a great response 😂😂😂😂

  • @JDUK71
    @JDUK71 Год назад +3

    They're always pressing their stupid pocket buttons to set the alarm off then giving them what they think is the right to look through your bags.
    Tesco Express are particularly bad for this as well as Morrisons. Just shop elsewhere they obviously don't want our custom.

  • @robinjones5912
    @robinjones5912 Год назад

    Why should monkey boy be seen as a racist comment , did we not evolve from apes etc !!!!

  • @dennisbailey6067
    @dennisbailey6067 Год назад +1

    Dont shop there.Dont give them any money.

  • @benradley4895
    @benradley4895 Год назад +2

    To be fair, you are one of them 😂!👍

  • @jamesjameson4566
    @jamesjameson4566 Год назад +5

    You could do seminars on assertiveness 😁👍🏻

  • @stephentaylor1637
    @stephentaylor1637 Год назад

    Morrison's give out the impression it a family store with Clowns for staff

  • @michaelhawkins5855
    @michaelhawkins5855 Год назад +1

    "He's fucking loopy" 😂😂😂😂 , classic.🤣🤣🤣

  • @markossmith8786
    @markossmith8786 Год назад +1

    Big up UKMTT 😊

  • @luxurypropertieslondon5098
    @luxurypropertieslondon5098 Год назад

    Did I just see a public toilet 🚻 😂now there is a rare find

  • @Vengerthefellhound
    @Vengerthefellhound Год назад

    Love how much they shit it when you raise your voice hahaha

  • @manontheedge4179
    @manontheedge4179 Год назад +4

    More reasons to boycott Morrisons.

  • @hpb5495
    @hpb5495 Год назад +1

    No I'm not alright. No I'm not OK. My wife misbehaves, I' have ED, my car needs a new radiator, my hair is falling out and I have toenail fungus. Still want to help me, lol.

  • @frank24180011
    @frank24180011 Год назад

    No camera he would have gone hands on .

  • @andrewbennett7756
    @andrewbennett7756 Год назад +1

    There represents the company verey poor standard

  • @ashman4357
    @ashman4357 Год назад

    We're you from ? E a r t h 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @melvinpenman1102
    @melvinpenman1102 Год назад

    where you from earth...lolz

  • @DenisTiplady
    @DenisTiplady 11 месяцев назад

    Good stuff brother ! :-)

  • @sandervandoorn6671
    @sandervandoorn6671 Год назад

    education for free

  • @image-i-nation-photography
    @image-i-nation-photography Год назад +4

    Hilarious he says thats fine all the time!!!😂

  • @paulkinetic8756
    @paulkinetic8756 Год назад

    E A R T H...😂😂😂

  • @118ball118
    @118ball118 Год назад

    EARTH lol lol

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 Год назад

    Thickos

  • @MG-nm9gt
    @MG-nm9gt Год назад

    When he said ‘oh your one them’. Ya should have said excuse how dare you say that because I identify as a trans women. That is a hate crime and I might have to call the police for your hate speech . Would have been good to see their response ha ha.

  • @MullaghAnattin663
    @MullaghAnattin663 Год назад

    What a frigging joke, Moo ? ham? mad the gentleman of colour didn't grock the Scottish pronunciation of "Earth" . You'll have to learn few arabic or Urdu or Hindi or whatever dialects Mark

  • @Talboy-d7g
    @Talboy-d7g Год назад

    People don't Rob Banks any more
    Supper markets
    They go for
    All food are tagged these days
    Heavy security 😂😂
    Very odd
    Looking at food 😂
    It like gold 😂
    Street wise TAL....

  • @Billywizz1950
    @Billywizz1950 Год назад

    Scruffy prat of a manager firmly put in his place Embarrassing for the company but needs showing

  • @ryanwilson368
    @ryanwilson368 Год назад +1

    ‘ONE OF WHAT’ 😂

  • @howardelder4411
    @howardelder4411 Год назад +3

    Should of asked him about the turn up on his jumper 😂😂👌🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @michaelburke3937
    @michaelburke3937 Год назад

    The guy is not a security guard he is just a member of the public no SIA on display

  • @andrewcrouch2362
    @andrewcrouch2362 Год назад

    Brilliant video upload enjoyed it make me laugh keep the great work up ok 👍

  • @andrewbennett7756
    @andrewbennett7756 Год назад

    No SIA badge on veiw

  • @up1245
    @up1245 Год назад

    This guys favourite song is "BEAT IT" by Michael Jackson 😂🤣

  • @RandomnessTube.
    @RandomnessTube. Год назад +3

    Can you please audit Apple stores a lot of tyrants work in those in particular.

  • @RagingViper24
    @RagingViper24 Год назад +6

    Love your videos mark keep safe look forward to the next one ❤

  • @jamiecampbell4063
    @jamiecampbell4063 Год назад

    The security guards stare as they both walk back in😂😂😭😭

  • @richiestrich8079
    @richiestrich8079 Год назад

    Watched this one ages ago on your first channel, love the level of aggression!

  • @johnmiller1300
    @johnmiller1300 Год назад

    The guard looking at him thinking he’s hard disgrace

  • @TransoceanicOutreach
    @TransoceanicOutreach Год назад

    10:29 - this girl is the 'Amber Lamps' of UKMTT videos. She's always there in the background, on the phone. Sometimes it's just a few pixels in the distance, but she's always there.

    • @simonspeedo8122
      @simonspeedo8122 Год назад

      You sound like a ghost detective...and the full story?

  • @Justin-ji7ex
    @Justin-ji7ex Год назад

    Design a new t shirts
    Get back to work

  • @deville123
    @deville123 Год назад

    Well I guess you could call this a hobby 😂

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 Год назад +2

    Hey Mark. Ask him how much carling is at the moment. I hear its ony 12 quid a crate, cheapest aroud at the moment..... stock up when its 2 for 20🤣🍻👍

  • @josephsmith7200
    @josephsmith7200 Год назад

    This is the best auditing channel about

  • @johnhelm6231
    @johnhelm6231 7 месяцев назад

    Would you believe me if I told you it costs less then one penny to make a bag of chips 💡😬💀🪓.

  • @theskidmarkoforion4829
    @theskidmarkoforion4829 Год назад +2

    I never go in these stores. Home delivery all the way

    • @derrick9635
      @derrick9635 Год назад

      Same,im a few years no were near them .

  • @john-de5vf
    @john-de5vf Год назад +2

    Wonder if he keeps his biscuit 🍪 crumbs in that turned up jumper😂😂😂

  • @Duffla1972
    @Duffla1972 Год назад

    Cant stop laughing 😂

  • @Klown84
    @Klown84 Год назад

    “One of them” 😂😂

  • @richiek2155
    @richiek2155 Год назад

    Hilliraous again

  • @rudeboijasmithy
    @rudeboijasmithy Год назад +4

    Why did the silly bollox security go and get back up? Why do they employ these people, they are a waste of money. Another good video mate.

  • @johnmiller1300
    @johnmiller1300 Год назад

    Top job

  • @shed2546
    @shed2546 Год назад

    Well done

  • @ernestchadwell9069
    @ernestchadwell9069 Год назад

    " Earth" - *_E - A - R - T - H_* "EARTH" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Год назад +1

    There is obviously a "free delivery service here when it comes to being rude to members of the public!!!

  • @thomasobrien8850
    @thomasobrien8850 Год назад

    💯🤣😂🤣

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad Год назад +3

    "Are you ok" is like "can I help you", a piss poor attempt at starting a conversation. Normal conversations do not start like that.

  • @andrewbennett7756
    @andrewbennett7756 Год назад +1

    You tell him great stuff Morrison bullying

  • @MrLees-oq8wb
    @MrLees-oq8wb Год назад +1

    That security guy is amazing in the IPL wields his bat like a Sabre when he scores a century

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB Год назад +1

    i absolutely loved the burb in front of the lady 🤣🤣

  • @topcat1358
    @topcat1358 Год назад +4

    I really love the squeaky toy gimmick!! LOL

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 Год назад +7

    As usual another good one. Enjoyed it.

  • @galaxiehubba
    @galaxiehubba Год назад +1

    "I beg yaw pawden", love it! 👍