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"Photography is not a crime" "PINAC" is a phrase often used to advocate for the right to take photographs or record video in public spaces without fear of harassment, intimidation, or legal repercussions. The phrase suggests that photography is a form of free speech and expression that should be protected by law, and that the act of taking photographs should not be considered a criminal offence. The use of this phrase is often associated with instances where photographers, journalists, or citizens have been stopped or detained by law enforcement or security personnel for taking photographs in public places, even though they have not violated any laws or regulations.
"Get your arse back to work!" Never gets old 🤣
A Tescos security guard ran out into the car park and grabbed my girls arm and demanded to look in her bag. I whacked him in his chest and gave him a few choice words and my girl took the stuff in her bag back into the store and got a refund on all of the goods she had purchased. The security guy don't work there anymore 😇
That's crazy .
Good on ye 👍.
@@derrick9635 You really believe that? 🤭
Was he from here
Fair enuff, but where was the stuff she stole?...Had she given it to you before she was grabbed?
Good for you!
F**king tyrants are abusing customers of the business they work for, you couldn't make it up.
the security at my local morrisons would not dream off speaking to me like this or Tescos they would not like the response they will get
I hate supermarkets weird places they are
I know this isn’t supposed to be funny but it’s comedy gold at times. The look on their faces when they realise the guy they think they’re going to talk down to and escort off the premises is not only not going to take any of their sh1t but give it back to them ten fold is priceless. Loving this channel.
Especially when he tells them to git back ti wurk, they hate it 🤣
This is not Morrisons, but Morrisinghs
Me and my boyfriend get followed around Morrisons every time we go in- only thing I can think of is cause he's wearing "dirty" clothes (work clothes) and there's also one guy that works for Morrisons who tells new security guards to follow us- so I started saying loudly about him fancying my boyfriend etc... And it's not happening as much and will hopefully stop
You should get your phone and film them. They'll soon stop their antics.
@@thebatman4279 yeah I probably should lol
@@MichaelPortilloHomunculi ahhh, thanks for telling me 😂😂😂
I love your aggressive atitude to anyone insulting you . Best on youtube . Beware anyone giving you grief !
Security need a reminder they are to witness and report, they have no authority to go hands-on. The fools would be looking out of one eye
They also need a reminder that they have no more powers than the cleaners.
Although the cleaners do a valuable job.
More reasons not to shop at Morrisons
Why why why what are you filming for ? Ffs next it will be why are you looking in shop window
Sir..may I ask why you’re drinking coffee on a park bench?…it looks suspicious and is making people feel uncomfortable
“GET BACK TAE WORK MONKEYBOY!” Has to be the absolute best response to these little tyrants. So satisfying. Expertly done as always. Thank you for sharing.
Peace
Those 2 security officer's suddenly appeared like 2 of the visitors from the original version of "The Day The Earth Stood Still"!!
in 30 years time People will look back and see how their human rights were violated then recovered by brave and fearless guys like yourself ,Martin Luther King Jr Gandhi. J.Lewis .P Randolph .W Young. J Farmer. R Wilkins. You and a few other taken back what was prized from from the British public after WW2 , The British public are awakening to your achievements . WE Honour you
The Baddest auditor on the planet 🥊🥊🥊
Anyone tell me how security guards set the alarms off, I've noticed they do it after you've gone in as a way to "unnerve" and also a pathetic mind game
@@snipercwf cheers 👍🏻
Nice one Mark, youve had me in stitches all weekend! You are a dying breed, If there were more of us giving them jobsworths what for, then the world would be a much better place. Subscribed and liked!
Agreed. Indoctrinated young are programmed not to notice such things. Like minded people are STEPPING UP!
The manager looks as if he was on the loo having a 💩 and hadn’t time to fix his clothes before running out to see what’s happening lol
Super creepy security
You can imagine him plying people with vodka with his mates
Always great to get your Notification you take care take no BS stay safe regards from the Midi Pyrénées to you and fellow subscribers 🥂
Hello from 🏴 !
All the best to you and your family too!
@@lilhazey1128 thanks appreciated
That escalated fast....
Brilliant content I'd like more of this content with security guards lol
Good on you, taking no bs.
your sources was right then ,
The staff can give out insults but you cant what hypocrites
The stare from 🐒 boy as they were walking off😂
Where are you from?????... My Mom and my Dad....😂😂😂
*Did he honestly ask you to spell EARTH! because he's never heard of it* 😂😂😂
3:17 tell this Paul Chowdhry cosplayer he’ll never be as good as the real deal
He's no good either
looks like he could use a sausage biriani or two though
How many of your mates were ransacking the store lol
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You are one of legend Mark 💪💪👏👏
Taliban had his bomb vest on
That "manager" you should have told him to pull his jumper down and get back to work 😂
Local Morrisons by m has an 80 yr old bloke as a security guard, just sits behind a desk lol nice old bloke always says hello but he aint pinning anyone up a wall!
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Where are you from.
Earth.
Can you spell it.
E A R T H
Hahahahahahaha. Nearly spat my brekkie over the computer 🙂
You would think it was the crown jewels they were guarding, not vegetables, fruit and packets of spaghetti!!!
11:19 - pardon you ! 😆
What do the security look at when they stare at them screens. Obvious answer is cctv of whole shop. But screen allways looks blank to me
“Where are you from?” “Earth”. Love it, what a great response 😂😂😂😂
They're always pressing their stupid pocket buttons to set the alarm off then giving them what they think is the right to look through your bags.
Tesco Express are particularly bad for this as well as Morrisons. Just shop elsewhere they obviously don't want our custom.
Why should monkey boy be seen as a racist comment , did we not evolve from apes etc !!!!
Dont shop there.Dont give them any money.
To be fair, you are one of them 😂!👍
You could do seminars on assertiveness 😁👍🏻
Morrison's give out the impression it a family store with Clowns for staff
"He's fucking loopy" 😂😂😂😂 , classic.🤣🤣🤣
Big up UKMTT 😊
Did I just see a public toilet 🚻 😂now there is a rare find
Love how much they shit it when you raise your voice hahaha
More reasons to boycott Morrisons.
No I'm not alright. No I'm not OK. My wife misbehaves, I' have ED, my car needs a new radiator, my hair is falling out and I have toenail fungus. Still want to help me, lol.
No I'm not Alright. He went on holiday last week.
No camera he would have gone hands on .
There represents the company verey poor standard
We're you from ? E a r t h 🤣🤣🤣🤣
where you from earth...lolz
Good stuff brother ! :-)
education for free
Hilarious he says thats fine all the time!!!😂
E A R T H...😂😂😂
EARTH lol lol
Thickos
When he said ‘oh your one them’. Ya should have said excuse how dare you say that because I identify as a trans women. That is a hate crime and I might have to call the police for your hate speech . Would have been good to see their response ha ha.
What a frigging joke, Moo ? ham? mad the gentleman of colour didn't grock the Scottish pronunciation of "Earth" . You'll have to learn few arabic or Urdu or Hindi or whatever dialects Mark
People don't Rob Banks any more
Supper markets
They go for
All food are tagged these days
Heavy security 😂😂
Very odd
Looking at food 😂
It like gold 😂
Street wise TAL....
Scruffy prat of a manager firmly put in his place Embarrassing for the company but needs showing
‘ONE OF WHAT’ 😂
Should of asked him about the turn up on his jumper 😂😂👌🏴
Of you worn a jumper like that?
The guy is not a security guard he is just a member of the public no SIA on display
Brilliant video upload enjoyed it make me laugh keep the great work up ok 👍
No SIA badge on veiw
This guys favourite song is "BEAT IT" by Michael Jackson 😂🤣
Can you please audit Apple stores a lot of tyrants work in those in particular.
have vid of apple store in glasgow
Love your videos mark keep safe look forward to the next one ❤
The security guards stare as they both walk back in😂😂😭😭
Watched this one ages ago on your first channel, love the level of aggression!
The guard looking at him thinking he’s hard disgrace
10:29 - this girl is the 'Amber Lamps' of UKMTT videos. She's always there in the background, on the phone. Sometimes it's just a few pixels in the distance, but she's always there.
You sound like a ghost detective...and the full story?
Design a new t shirts
Get back to work
Well I guess you could call this a hobby 😂
Hey Mark. Ask him how much carling is at the moment. I hear its ony 12 quid a crate, cheapest aroud at the moment..... stock up when its 2 for 20🤣🍻👍
This is the best auditing channel about
Would you believe me if I told you it costs less then one penny to make a bag of chips 💡😬💀🪓.
I never go in these stores. Home delivery all the way
Same,im a few years no were near them .
Wonder if he keeps his biscuit 🍪 crumbs in that turned up jumper😂😂😂
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Cant stop laughing 😂
“One of them” 😂😂
Hilliraous again
Why did the silly bollox security go and get back up? Why do they employ these people, they are a waste of money. Another good video mate.
Top job
Well done
" Earth" - *_E - A - R - T - H_* "EARTH" 🤣🤣🤣
Airrrr -- th!
There is obviously a "free delivery service here when it comes to being rude to members of the public!!!
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"Are you ok" is like "can I help you", a piss poor attempt at starting a conversation. Normal conversations do not start like that.
You just answer "No, OK left last week"
@@MullaghAnattin663 I like that.
You tell him great stuff Morrison bullying
That security guy is amazing in the IPL wields his bat like a Sabre when he scores a century
i absolutely loved the burb in front of the lady 🤣🤣
I really love the squeaky toy gimmick!! LOL
That is Mr sceaky 😂
As usual another good one. Enjoyed it.
"I beg yaw pawden", love it! 👍