Let's be real Mipha would be a total simp towards Link no matter what horrible actions he would commit, (same goes to Paya) if this unhinged reality existed
@@TheMagicalCheeseWizar_d are people still shipping Link with Sidon. God, their bond is a brotherly bond as in bromance. Link was literally going to become his brother-in-law if Mipha hadn’t died. Plus, isn’t Sidon younger than Mipha in Zora years. Mipha and Link ages technically matched with Link having 17 years and Mipha 55 in Hylian years but in Zora law, she is considered to be a teen, making them suited for a wedding but Sidon was 25 years or more younger than Mipha making him a child in Zora years. We even see this kind of creepy ship in the game as the form of “Special Delivery” quest . Even though Finley is older than the Hylian, she is still considered to be a child in Zora law compared to the adult Hylian.
@@krystalsitton5857 look it's a bromance. So what if they kissed a few times or disappeared from the crowd a couple times together. They aren't gay. Plus I'm pretty sure they wore socks so it cancels out anyway.
Okay but Ganondorf being Eobard Thawne levels of evil petty just *works.* "Remember that time Link got your name confused so now he only calls you Cassandra? It was me, Zelda. I MADE Link get your name confused by whispering the word 'Cassandra' into his ear whenever he heard your actual name so he'd automatically default to calling you that! IT WAS ME, CASSANDRA!"
I like the idea that Ganondorf is just woefully unaware how death works because he never really dies. Everyone views his blights as the apocalypse, while Ganon himself just views them as clever pranks because he just thinks everyone will respawn.
"Remember that time when Link forgot it was your birthday last week?" "IT WAS ME ZELDA!!" "I whispered Link in his dreams to only remind him that it was the day AFTER your actual birthday, causing him to instead miss your celebration and not get you anything!!"
1:22 "I die every 10,000 years or so and come back perfectly fine every time!" **Looks to the Oracle games, where he's revived as a mindless killing machine** **Looks at A Link Between Worlds where he was revived and forcibly fused with his Lorule counterpart to create an even unholier monstrosity** **Looks at **_Tears of the Kingdom_** where Rauru Force Palming him leaves him a shriveled prune when he revives himself** ...Sure. _Every_ time.
Zelda: genocide is one thing but ruining my love life to make link kiss sushi is a whole different story Link: Ganon is just taking the heat I wanna go build in peace
This one’s great love it are the champions alive in Your skits because I love it love the ability jokes too especially miphas “ mipha will grace you with a ass beating” is my favorite line I heard in a while keep up the fantastic work hope to see the next the legend of Cassandra skit soon
Best quotes from this video : “You tried to GENOCIDE the kingdom” “Yea but that’s different , it was epic” -Ganon 2:06 “ Revali’s gale is ready to wreck shit” -Revali 2:22 “Mipha shall grace you with an ass beating” -mipha 2:25 “Maybe y’all just need to… get good” -link 2:41
Please this is great I love your content 😭 I feel bad for Zelda, damn. Ganondorf turning her crush against her was some petty middle school shit for real. The voice acting was really great as always, I especially love the Revali voice! Nice work! Looking forward to seeing more of your zelda work in the future, it’s really funny and well done :)
Ganondorf to Link: “Remember that time Cassandra appears out of nowhere at regions and temples. It was me Link, I WAS THE ONE WHO DISGUISED MYSELF AS CASSANDRA AND TRAP YOU TO GET KILLED AT THE CASTLE! YOU GOT FUCKING CATFISHED SON!” Link to Ganondorf: “You’re not a cat or a fish, but you’re a pig in fact.”
However tbh I ship Link and Mipha instead of zelda I felt like Mipha and Links memories were very romantic and cute and mostly since they were child friends and while Link didnt meet zelda till he was like 17 or 18 but yeah I still love Zelda and Links romance in Botw and totk
Mipha met him once when he was 4 while she never changed. That fish is basically a groomer. Not to mention it's one single memory, where she chickens out, sandwiched between link staring at zelda's ass and being alone with zelda in the rain. Lol
Dude what I’m so lost Ganon’s fish p*rn was so powerful it broke the curse from demise of Link and Zelda always falling in love. He was so powerful he made Link fall in love with a piece of sushi.
Oh yeah Ganondorf definitely has that Reverse Flash vibe going on only he would be petty enough to screw with Zelda’s love life and he didn’t even need to do it he just did to piss off Zelda
Link just owned everyone. But I think it would go harder if Link was all in the end like, "Maybe you guys should make like your Hyrule Warriors Counterparts and Get Good Real Quick." And also like, "I took his Calamity side down with a freaking Laddle and Cooking Lid!"
I mean what boils down to “skill issue” is golden coming from the chosen hero of hyrule. Like maybe they don’t need to get good, maybe you should just share your plot armor a bit more?
Link goes literally “huh, I guess I lost an arm, which has been switched out for a mummy arm, and my wife is nowhere to be seen. Also, if I want to get anywhere, I have to skydive from a sky island which I never knew existed into the lands below, which I guess is Hyrule. Yeah, no biggie” and proceeds to do the most insane shit Hyrule has ever known. Like, can we appreciate what the fight against Colgera represents? Link literally climbed into the sky on foot to find a boat that is talked about only in legend, finds a giant ice bug, and destroys every part of its body by slamming into it at terminal velocity (or by shooting it, but that’s one not new). The guy is a menace
I was going to comment a quote from this video but every second is fucking perfect, especially the champions putting a lil' twist on their abilities 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Link says he managed to beat him pretty easily, meanwhile he nearly got vored by a demon dragon and had to get saved by “Cassandra” while her psyche was literally destroyed aswell..
Urbosas unleashing the fury, there will be no protection from daruk, revalis gale is ready to wreck shit, Milhaud shall grace you with an ass being THIS IS THE LEGENDARY SUPER FOUR THE BETTER POWER RANGERS WITH MY CATCHY CATCHPHRASES AND VIOLATIONS THE Z-FOUR
Honestly Zelda’s got a point. Why can’t the 4 dead people realize how bad Cassandra’s got it?
Cassandra huh? Don’t let Zelda hear that!
Lol
Cassandra is not worthy of knowing
Not to mention they screwed up her name everytime. I mean, how do they keep calling the games "The Legend of Zelda" every time?
You reffered to her as Zelda? 🤔
"Mipha shall grace you with an assbeating"
The politest death threat ever.
That is what she said to Link when she find out that him was banging with Pudah
@@damianencinas3581...I mean can we blame him tho-
@@Ken-Kyonashima No we can’t, but blame Cassadra for that
@@damianencinas3581 lol
Best girl
Love how Link just comes in at the end and says "Skill issue"
Honestly, they are all just mad cause it’s true
He does have a point though
Maybe Mipha wouldn’t have died so easy if she trained with Daruk like she said she would /j
Strictly speaking, he dis out-sjill all of them so it is in fact, True
@@Zengard999 yeah. you can lock ganondorf in a box trap and kill him.
@@KeyboardTarantulaNo you can’t. He destroys any nearby Zonai contraptions. You have to mount one to the wall for it to be impervious to his attacks.
I love how everyone, even his own fish wife, hates Link in this series for actual understandable reasons
His fish boyfriend will not hate him though
Let's be real Mipha would be a total simp towards Link no matter what horrible actions he would commit, (same goes to Paya) if this unhinged reality existed
@@TheMagicalCheeseWizar_d are people still shipping Link with Sidon. God, their bond is a brotherly bond as in bromance. Link was literally going to become his brother-in-law if Mipha hadn’t died. Plus, isn’t Sidon younger than Mipha in Zora years. Mipha and Link ages technically matched with Link having 17 years and Mipha 55 in Hylian years but in Zora law, she is considered to be a teen, making them suited for a wedding but Sidon was 25 years or more younger than Mipha making him a child in Zora years. We even see this kind of creepy ship in the game as the form of “Special Delivery” quest . Even though Finley is older than the Hylian, she is still considered to be a child in Zora law compared to the adult Hylian.
@@krystalsitton5857 geez bruh chill I’m joking no need to go ballistic for a silly comment
@@krystalsitton5857 look it's a bromance. So what if they kissed a few times or disappeared from the crowd a couple times together. They aren't gay. Plus I'm pretty sure they wore socks so it cancels out anyway.
Okay but Ganondorf being Eobard Thawne levels of evil petty just *works.*
"Remember that time Link got your name confused so now he only calls you Cassandra? It was me, Zelda. I MADE Link get your name confused by whispering the word 'Cassandra' into his ear whenever he heard your actual name so he'd automatically default to calling you that! IT WAS ME, CASSANDRA!"
I was going to say the same thing
YOU MONSTER!!
This idea works so well I want this to be an episode
That explains the Zelda clone.
Who's Zelda?
The delivery of “And you all seem perfectly fine now” was on point
Nah, “Mipha will grace you with an ass beating.”
Priceless
Not the right point, but on point nonetheless
I like the idea that Ganondorf is just woefully unaware how death works because he never really dies. Everyone views his blights as the apocalypse, while Ganon himself just views them as clever pranks because he just thinks everyone will respawn.
Uuuuuh, yeah! That’s absolutely what I had in mind while writing this! Yep. Tooootally what I was going for. You sure did crack the code. Haha….
I mean could you blame him? Everyone he kills is right there perfectly fine and kinda upset
@@emeraldemuto Hmmmm.... Aight checks out.
It was me, Zelda… I told Link to rush to Hyrule Castle… within 30 MINUTES
*you monster*
Ganon will never see that one coming
@@TheMagicalCheeseWizar_d *Later*
"Ya know, I don't think I really thought this one through!"
@@RandoGrunt lol
@@RandoGrunt he still came back didn't he
I like how literally everyone hates Link in this video, even Mipha is mad with him.
Because he is an idiot
No dolphin hugs after they (assumingly) dealt with Ganon. Link is sleeping by the camefire tonight.
Tbf Link in this universe is a bit of a jackass.
The reason mipha is mad is because he's fucking and engaged to her brother now
nah, when she said fuck you, she wanted Link to add it to his to-do list
"Remember that time when Link forgot it was your birthday last week?"
"IT WAS ME ZELDA!!"
"I whispered Link in his dreams to only remind him that it was the day AFTER your actual birthday, causing him to instead miss your celebration and not get you anything!!"
"Im what your species calls a dick
a prick
and asshole if you will"
that line is great. i love it.
In laymest terms, I did it to fuck with you
the power in that line and delivery is exceptional
I haven't seen anyone mention how GREAT THE VOICE ACTORS ARE
They're so good and talented and they voice them PERFECTLY 👌
Real reason Zelda hates Ganon
Who? I only see Cassandra here? 👀😂
Don't you mean "Cassandra"?
What’s a Zelda?
@@JJavier31rblx I don't know. Just a name that came out the blue all of a sudden but again, all I see is Cassandra, Link and co. 🤔🤔
(Nods) This is the REAL Legend of Zelda 🤔
1:22 "I die every 10,000 years or so and come back perfectly fine every time!"
**Looks to the Oracle games, where he's revived as a mindless killing machine**
**Looks at A Link Between Worlds where he was revived and forcibly fused with his Lorule counterpart to create an even unholier monstrosity**
**Looks at **_Tears of the Kingdom_** where Rauru Force Palming him leaves him a shriveled prune when he revives himself**
...Sure. _Every_ time.
With rauru he did become perfectly fine afterwords
Mans became a literal Minecraft skeleton@@kenziebalhatchet
I like how Zelda didn't even bother to correct Link calling her Cassandra, since at this point she's long accepted its a futile effort.
STOPP ALL OF MIPHA’S LINES ARE TOO GOOD 😭😭
“MIPHA SHALL GRACE YOU WITH AN ASS BEATING”
0:51 the delivery of revalis line is insanely accurate💀
Mipha's "grace you with an ass beating" was absolutely perfect alongside ganondorf's everything
Oh that Cassandra. Nothing’s ever good enough for her is it?
Ganondorf saying *"D I C K"* caught me offguard but tbh this is totally in-character and believable for him
Zelda: genocide is one thing but ruining my love life to make link kiss sushi is a whole different story
Link: Ganon is just taking the heat I wanna go build in peace
Why did we both think “sushi” when we wrote our comments?
@@KalinGames526 because sushi is delicious
Funny way to spell Cassandra 😅
Ganon is such a good sugar daddy
@@hyliastone286 what
To be fair, Cassandra was a pretty big tsundere towards link. He just chose to go with someone who reciprocated his feelings
Mipha is the biggest simp in existence for link (her saying F*** you Link at the end is something she would never do she to much of a SIMP)
@@abhikergaming7783 Tbf he did say her death was a skill issue
@@OffbrandDTraveler He's not wrong though. Besides the man got brain damage, you treat people with amnesia diferent then normal, healthy people
@@abhikergaming7783 Well, she did say F*** You. I think she was the only one being literal.
@@abhikergaming7783Yeah and she was treating him differently than she would have before he got brain damage 😏
The way Mipha casually said all that...
We need more "It was me Zelda" memes as they get more lore accurate and petty.
Yes please!
"Mipha shall grace you with an @$$ beating" Not going to lie, that line was so funny to me. XD
I just love the Idea of Ganon beaing a total Monster, a Dick, an asshole if you will, just because he felt like it
Not all evil is world destroying life ruining plans. Sometimes it’s just being a straight up dick.
Link has a point, the champions have super natural abilities like flight and shooting lightning but they all lost. Truly a skill issue
link can literlly slow down time by dodging or shooting in midair
It is cus they never level up thier weapons and inventory and their weapons broke. Mipha's tridents are especially trash.
It's because he's the hero chosen by the gods.
@@lorancamacho7030 and somebody taught him him that ability and still died.
@@jag_rex2412Did that same person teach him to parry freaking LASERS with POT LIDS?
2:25
I'm currently sick with a bad cough and the "Mipha shall grace you with an ass beating" caught me so off guard I nearly coughed my lung up
I almost died when the champions said they all died lmao! Keep these up!
Revali's voice was on point 😂
Haha this was so much fun to do!
Mhm! Thanks a ton for being Mipha. You were great 😊
Fun to watch too
You’re pretty good at this :)
BEE YOU DID SO GOOD ILY FISH WIFE
@@KieraRhodesVA Best fish wife, I agree.
I love the villain motivation of “I thought it was funny” or “I did it to fuck with you”.
Wingman Ganondorf came in clutch for Mipha
Wow. I gotta give Ganondorf a beer for following Thawne’s book advice. Cassandra getting 9S and Link being Link.
Goddess what an episode.
*Hylia
This one’s great love it are the champions alive in Your skits because I love it love the ability jokes too especially miphas “ mipha will grace you with a ass beating” is my favorite line I heard in a while keep up the fantastic work hope to see the next the legend of Cassandra skit soon
I could see ganondorf sayin
“Oh You thought your first kiss would be link, princess?
BUT IT WAS ME, GANONDORF”
"I took his first kiss princess, it was me!!!"
@@trulymrwordphantom Ganon could’ve pulled that off you know being disguised as Zelda
@@trulymrword DIO- I MEAN GANONDORF
Very calmly saying "i still f'ing hate you, burn in hell"
2:25 "Mipha shall grace you with an ass-beating." comedy gold.
1:58 she says it so calmly lmao
I love it
I've managed to cut a few ringtones and notification alerts out of this.
I like how Ganondorf being "a dick, a prick, an asshole if you will" really is the extent of his motivation in Tears of the Kingdom
The four guardians pre-battle quotes killed me, especially Mipha😂
2:17 "mipha shall grace you with an ass beating" X'D
I love how they just got progressively better and then mipha's was the best! X'D
Ganon is as petty as Reverse Flash and I love it
Mipha saying "I still Fucking hate you, burn in hell" absolutely killed me 🤣
I mean that seems to be the kind of absurd evil plans the guy who is literally "hatred and malice incarnate" would do on the side
It was me, zelda. I broke his back so hard that even the goddess statues couldn't get his heart's back.
That ending was beautiful. Even the talking sushi told Link to f off
Best quotes from this video :
“You tried to GENOCIDE the kingdom”
“Yea but that’s different , it was epic”
-Ganon 2:06
“ Revali’s gale is ready to wreck shit”
-Revali 2:22
“Mipha shall grace you with an ass beating”
-mipha 2:25
“Maybe y’all just need to… get good”
-link 2:41
“Thank you mipha”
“I still fucking hate you burn in hell”
“Well that’s not very nice”
“Mipha will grace you with an ass beating” I’m fucking dead 😂
@@serspritztomb So are they. 🤭🤭
@CRCRAZYCHICK97 But they’re perfectly fine!
@@TheInfinitySagaEnjoyer Their annoyance with this nonsense was enough to out do even the Shrine of Resurrection. 👀😂
‘Maybe y’all just need to GET GOOD’ I fucking died 🤣🤣
I love how Mipha's theme is playing by her lines
I love that when the four champions started yelling at Zelda, Josuke's theme started playing
This is one of the BEST Zelda skits I've ever seen, keep up the good work!
In laymen’s terms “speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.”
0:07 Ganon Daddy became Eobard Fing Thawne 😂
Mipha and the Twilight Princess are both hard choices.
the voice actors sounded so good!
This has “It was me Barry” vibes.
You know its pretty bad when the bird guy is actually making sense.
This is literally canon. No one can convince me otherwise.
Please this is great I love your content 😭 I feel bad for Zelda, damn. Ganondorf turning her crush against her was some petty middle school shit for real. The voice acting was really great as always, I especially love the Revali voice! Nice work! Looking forward to seeing more of your zelda work in the future, it’s really funny and well done :)
...i was expecting a "but it was me GANON! KONO DIO DA"
When i heard Mipha say "Mipha shall grace you with an ass beating i was wheezing- 😂
I like this version alot. I for one welcome the mipha ship.
Ganondorf to Link:
“Remember that time Cassandra appears out of nowhere at regions and temples. It was me Link, I WAS THE ONE WHO DISGUISED MYSELF AS CASSANDRA AND TRAP YOU TO GET KILLED AT THE CASTLE! YOU GOT FUCKING CATFISHED SON!”
Link to Ganondorf: “You’re not a cat or a fish, but you’re a pig in fact.”
Link could pull a Rex with Zelda (phantom ganon zelda), Zelda (Yiga clan ), and Zelda (actual Zelda) XD
@@PJDAltamirus0425 who’s Zelda?
@@RealCFZ XD You could of have had three Cassandra's, Phantom Ganon Cassandra, Yiga clan Cassandra, and Princess Cassandra Cassandra. :P
“Those blights will pack a damn punch,”
Me: *Beats all 4 of them after not playing BoTW for a year*
However tbh I ship Link and Mipha instead of zelda I felt like Mipha and Links memories were very romantic and cute and mostly since they were child friends and while Link didnt meet zelda till he was like 17 or 18 but yeah I still love Zelda and Links romance in Botw and totk
Mipha met him once when he was 4 while she never changed. That fish is basically a groomer. Not to mention it's one single memory, where she chickens out, sandwiched between link staring at zelda's ass and being alone with zelda in the rain. Lol
This was amazing! The voice actors/actresses were all so great!
"Yes, for you see Zelda.... it was I who made Link horny for fishes!"
"Ganondorf no!"
Reverse Flash: DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!
Big w boss man each time it gets better and better love the VAs
"It was actually a very painful and excruciating death" 😭
The link a the end is like « wtf are those npc talking about get back to your places and wait for me to kick your ass or steal your power »
The voice acting was spot on thanks for doing such a good job 👍
Bro really said the champions need to get good💀
Love your videos, keep up the good work!
This is great, well done and all the voice actor and actresses did amazing! :D
Dude what I’m so lost
Ganon’s fish p*rn was so powerful it broke the curse from demise of Link and Zelda always falling in love. He was so powerful he made Link fall in love with a piece of sushi.
Ain't that wonderful
Ganondorf being something on the likes of Joker is something I didn't know I needed.
I lmfao through the whole video.
Oh yeah Ganondorf definitely has that Reverse Flash vibe going on only he would be petty enough to screw with Zelda’s love life and he didn’t even need to do it he just did to piss off Zelda
Someday Link's gonna remember Zelda's name and his life with her.
Sadly, that day is not today.
Zelda's name? Who's Zelda?
Link just owned everyone. But I think it would go harder if Link was all in the end like, "Maybe you guys should make like your Hyrule Warriors Counterparts and Get Good Real Quick." And also like, "I took his Calamity side down with a freaking Laddle and Cooking Lid!"
"Revali's Gale is ready to wreck sh*t" this joins my vocabulary of things to quote
i never play Zelda games but i think i get lore now
Cassandra just got *KONO DIO DA'd* by Ganon!
I mean what boils down to “skill issue” is golden coming from the chosen hero of hyrule. Like maybe they don’t need to get good, maybe you should just share your plot armor a bit more?
Link goes literally “huh, I guess I lost an arm, which has been switched out for a mummy arm, and my wife is nowhere to be seen. Also, if I want to get anywhere, I have to skydive from a sky island which I never knew existed into the lands below, which I guess is Hyrule. Yeah, no biggie” and proceeds to do the most insane shit Hyrule has ever known. Like, can we appreciate what the fight against Colgera represents? Link literally climbed into the sky on foot to find a boat that is talked about only in legend, finds a giant ice bug, and destroys every part of its body by slamming into it at terminal velocity (or by shooting it, but that’s one not new). The guy is a menace
I was going to comment a quote from this video but every second is fucking perfect, especially the champions putting a lil' twist on their abilities 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All I heard when Gannon was talking was SUAVEMENTE
Link says he managed to beat him pretty easily, meanwhile he nearly got vored by a demon dragon and had to get saved by “Cassandra” while her psyche was literally destroyed aswell..
Long story short, Link is a cocky SOB
You all did a wonderfull job XD
Honestly, Ganon’s reasoning strikes me as reasoning he would “Ganonically” use as defense for his crimes. “I did it to f**k with you”
Link call Zelda Cassandra because he thinks that Zelda is Cassandra from pico’s school
this should become a part of the zelda lore
This feels like a von karma moment. Gannon, no! You cant just make link fall for a different princess!
Missed opportunity for Revali to say “Well EXCUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!” 😂
The best thing I’ve seen all day
Hold on Zelda is kinda spittin
You had me at “Fish Pornography.”
Urbosas unleashing the fury, there will be no protection from daruk, revalis gale is ready to wreck shit, Milhaud shall grace you with an ass being
THIS IS THE LEGENDARY SUPER FOUR THE BETTER POWER RANGERS WITH MY CATCHY CATCHPHRASES AND VIOLATIONS THE Z-FOUR