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  • Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
  • Who knew being a porter at a car dealership was such a blast
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @tylerbookwood4002
    @tylerbookwood4002 4 года назад +9995

    Best part about being a porter is taking the long way to a customers house so you spend less time in the hell that is a car dealership.

    • @dylan-re6rz
      @dylan-re6rz 4 года назад +254

      Not with the fuckin crazy ass customers he gets the pleasure of driving home

    • @nadil2631
      @nadil2631 4 года назад +56

      whait that's Tyler guysss

    • @undeadspartan3542
      @undeadspartan3542 4 года назад +119

      And then when they call you to see how much longer, you tell them your stuck in traffic😂 I still do that once and a while

    • @tylerbakey9161
      @tylerbakey9161 4 года назад +28

      Tyler Bookwood you’re speaking facts

    • @shannonwaddell6970
      @shannonwaddell6970 4 года назад +12

      I love your videos and I E do you want to see you person can you make some Toys R Us

  • @j00b7s
    @j00b7s 4 года назад +2184

    Being someone who works at a Ford dealership, this couldn't be more accurate of what it's like. 😂

  • @ZionPattersonsprofile
    @ZionPattersonsprofile 4 года назад +2956

    You and Brewer are like an off brand Shaggy and Scooby, we need more adventures of Brew and Stew.

    • @kingvik2135
      @kingvik2135 4 года назад +33

      Oh shit so thats why they’re called brew stew lmao I’m so dumb

    • @jilliank6379
      @jilliank6379 4 года назад +28

      Miscellaneous Matt Tyler explained the meaning of the channels name in the 1M subscribers special

    • @crystxlzx6442
      @crystxlzx6442 4 года назад +8

      @@kingvik2135 Go watch his subscriber special he explains it there

    • @briareos1311
      @briareos1311 4 года назад +11

      @@kingvik2135 They're actually the Brew Crew, but since the website domain Brewcrew was already taken, he settled on Brewstew

    • @ZA1NT
      @ZA1NT 4 года назад +5

      well, its actually brewer and Tyler but still we do need more of these.

  • @jighflaukst
    @jighflaukst 2 года назад +720

    I was a porter for 3 years. Everything in this video is painfully accurate. I definitely don't miss that job. It definitely did have its fun moments.

    • @708mattt
      @708mattt 2 года назад +10

      Yep, was a porter as well for a year and a half, and this video is painfully accurate

    • @jamesprice2163
      @jamesprice2163 2 года назад +6

      Lol I was a "car prep" for hertz rental car literally the only good thing of that job was taking road trips and getting paid to do it the rest of it was cleaning shit (figuratively and twice literally) I'm glad I don't do that anymore

  • @ioanmason1048
    @ioanmason1048 4 года назад +871

    You are legit one of the only RUclipsrs that makes me laugh

  • @MrMattDawg423
    @MrMattDawg423 4 года назад +2927

    “Y’all sold me a Ford Focus that drives like old people fuck” I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @TapDaKart
      @TapDaKart 4 года назад +41

      The stick shift mustang lmao 💀

    • @kellyjohnson4046
      @kellyjohnson4046 4 года назад +4

      LMAO!!

    • @cooper5214
      @cooper5214 3 года назад +3

      Haha

    • @misters2837
      @misters2837 3 года назад +7

      Especially in the SNOW....THE WORST WINTER CAR I HAVE OWNED!!! (And I had 2WD Pickups!) 2002 Wagon = POS

    • @Waheed1991
      @Waheed1991 3 года назад +4

      @@misters2837 I spit out my drink so bad

  • @DeJahMode
    @DeJahMode 4 года назад +297

    I know I’m not the only one who say “Alright” like it’s the opening

    • @winternet9478
      @winternet9478 4 года назад +3

      I do too, but i modify it a little and say "alrighty then"

    • @DeJahMode
      @DeJahMode 4 года назад +1

      @@winternet9478 individuality.... I like that

    • @agentpaintball
      @agentpaintball 4 года назад +3

      WinterNet I say “all righty dighty dipping doo!” 😂

  • @dragonkingeeveegen1484
    @dragonkingeeveegen1484 3 года назад +159

    (2:50) I fell like we all have that “oh I’m the dumb idiot” at least once in our life

  • @cj2k780
    @cj2k780 4 года назад +1348

    This is a masterpiece for anyone working as a porter.

    • @monkeydude3987
      @monkeydude3987 3 года назад +26

      I spent a year as a porter and this is incredibly accurate 😂

    • @johnpowers7818
      @johnpowers7818 2 года назад +13

      Just in the car bussiness in general. I'm in sales and this shit had me crying 🤣

    • @socks2441
      @socks2441 2 года назад +8

      correction: this is a masterpiece for ANYONE.

    • @yaboiavery5986
      @yaboiavery5986 2 года назад +3

      @@johnpowers7818 hey man what books do i read to get better at sales

    • @guitarwi3rdo
      @guitarwi3rdo 2 года назад +7

      I almost got stabbed in the foot because a customer left an open pair of scissors right next to their gas pedal

  • @PuffyPandaOG
    @PuffyPandaOG 4 года назад +563

    When you said why is this guy talking like Willy Wonka, I actually pictured Ned Flanders from the Simpson's

  • @green_and_gold_enthusiast
    @green_and_gold_enthusiast 4 года назад +383

    Brewerd: ah the hell with it I got cookies out it at least
    Me: now he's speaking my language

    • @febfreeze831
      @febfreeze831 4 года назад +16

      Ngl I thought your pf was a the legs of a latina covered in oil

    • @phatboi813
      @phatboi813 4 года назад +6

      @@febfreeze831 now that you've mentioned it, it does kinda look like one

    • @gamerepic4760
      @gamerepic4760 4 года назад +2

      Fev Dev same I checked just to make sure

    • @green_and_gold_enthusiast
      @green_and_gold_enthusiast 4 года назад +1

      @@febfreeze831 thanks for putting that image in my head

  • @JordanBoyer69
    @JordanBoyer69 2 года назад +311

    I landed a job as a porter, when working my first shift, I took my lunch break then never went back.
    Best job decision I've made yet.

    • @alejandrobarranco9582
      @alejandrobarranco9582 2 года назад +13

      Very smart man one of the shittiest jobs you can have always being talked down top and crappy pay just about anything is better.

    • @LuisHernandez-sf5hf
      @LuisHernandez-sf5hf Год назад +5

      @@duffelbagdraglol the best feeling is when you have to go to work but decide to stay in bed and just quit 😂😂😂 I got the job I’ve always wanted by just moving around

  • @LiquidRat420
    @LiquidRat420 4 года назад +379

    The Beavis and butthead part had me cracking up

  • @blueninja5553
    @blueninja5553 4 года назад +59

    “Small child! What are you doing back there?”
    😂

  • @evangillingwater9764
    @evangillingwater9764 4 года назад +841

    I noticed that Most of Tyler's stories end with him Shoveling someone else's shit.

    • @clairegraham5702
      @clairegraham5702 4 года назад +12

      understatement of the year

    • @cherrysdiy5005
      @cherrysdiy5005 4 года назад +5

      It's quite accurate and an essential part of the dead end job experience.

    • @cbob34
      @cbob34 4 года назад

      Like broken toilet

    • @itsbk6192
      @itsbk6192 4 года назад +4

      A metaphor for life

  • @robertrivasarroyo1174
    @robertrivasarroyo1174 2 года назад +106

    I was a tech at a Jeep dealership and I would always be nice to the porter's, take care of them and help them out when I'd see they needed help. A lot of them were cool, a few weren't friendly. I had porter's hanging out at my stall all the time, I had fun listening to their stories of shit that happened at the dealership. I miss working at the dealership I had good times working on vehicles.

    • @313_A__
      @313_A__ 2 года назад +1

      as a jeep owner i really like your story

    • @GlitchForged
      @GlitchForged 2 года назад +2

      when I was at a ford dealership the porters and I would talk crap about peoples cars and service advisers. i miss that job sometimes. don't miss the dealership drama.

  • @dungus9041
    @dungus9041 4 года назад +644

    “Alrighty dighty dippaty do what is it I can I do for you.”

    • @rsun128
      @rsun128 4 года назад +51

      “Why is this man talking like he’s from Willy wonka??”

    • @aaron7107
      @aaron7107 4 года назад +20

      Titty witty Litty my life is shitty

    • @toxinbane2189
      @toxinbane2189 4 года назад +13

      I got 🍪 at least

    • @Donald__Trumpet
      @Donald__Trumpet 4 года назад +1

      Uh can you get my moms toyota matrix a new rear differential seal...please

    • @x3no841
      @x3no841 4 года назад +1

      Magnolia Records That took me out. 🤣

  • @chum4553
    @chum4553 4 года назад +523

    Man imagine seeing Tyler at a Ford dealership.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +6

      I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear lin

    • @the-potato-warrior
      @the-potato-warrior 4 года назад

      Man image

    • @morganf5717
      @morganf5717 4 года назад +6

      I would purposely poor orange juice in the gas cap of a F150 just to see him lol

    • @zdw7810
      @zdw7810 4 года назад +1

      I did see him there

    • @aaron7107
      @aaron7107 4 года назад +3

      @AxxL do more girlfriend videos pls I’m horny

  • @UnholyFurbs
    @UnholyFurbs 4 года назад +263

    I used to work at a Cadillac dealership and my boss told me to bring a CTS-V in for a reprogram. So I'm outside looking for it, hitting the panic button, and I can't find it to save my life. After about 5 minutes of this one of the salesmen come out fuming. He's all "are you looking for a blue CTS-V?" I'm like "yeah howd you know?"
    "It's in the show room! You're scaring all the customers!"

    • @vegastrina
      @vegastrina 4 года назад +7

      😂😂

    • @drivenlowkey2437
      @drivenlowkey2437 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @petelee2477
      @petelee2477 3 года назад +24

      I worked at a nissan dealership and the first thing we did after moving a car to the show room floor was disconnect the battery so something like that shouldn't happen.

    • @skeptical597
      @skeptical597 2 года назад +3

      That's why I double tap the lock button, makes the horn honk only once

    • @ulfmusskacken
      @ulfmusskacken 2 года назад +14

      @@petelee2477 how are people supposed to check out the car's features if the battery is disconnected tho?

  • @fallencommaner
    @fallencommaner 2 года назад +151

    I worked as a lot technician for a few years in high school/college, can confirm it was a miserable bottom rung experience but my god it was one of the most fun jobs I've had. It was two of us catering to three small dealers and were so unimportant we didn't even have a manager and as long as it looked like we were working nobody bothered us which meant we could do pretty much do whatever while on the clock. Besides whipping dozens of cars with single digit mileage between lots at Mach 3 all day, perfectly lining up a shipment of 40+ brand new Corvettes in front of the showroom, or driving all over the state it was heaven... Then the management changed and all the perks evaporated so I left for greener pastures. Good times...

    • @E46-q6u
      @E46-q6u 2 года назад +2

      Lot... technician?

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 2 года назад +4

      Good Gigs, never last.

    • @AsapMilk
      @AsapMilk 2 года назад +2

      @@E46-q6u in other words ...porter

  • @willo90li
    @willo90li 4 года назад +62

    0:53 - 1:10
    This little clip is so simple yet so genius. The laughing makes it all the more funnier.

    • @eldritchbeluga9277
      @eldritchbeluga9277 4 года назад

      Ha ha he he

    • @willo90li
      @willo90li 4 года назад

      @@eldritchbeluga9277 Nice to see a fellow person with the exact same profile pic, so...
      I tip my hat to you, from one Tom to another.

  • @rileylandaker6519
    @rileylandaker6519 4 года назад +923

    Whenever these come out it’s like Christmas

  • @jadynescobar9118
    @jadynescobar9118 4 года назад +193

    As a wise man one said
    “Alright”

    • @aaronmcmenamy9380
      @aaronmcmenamy9380 4 года назад +2

      All the good ones start with "Alright"

    • @robertcop3999
      @robertcop3999 4 года назад +2

      @@aaronmcmenamy9380 They all sta- oh. I see what you did there.

  • @philwilliams5779
    @philwilliams5779 2 года назад +106

    I laughed so hard. I worked at a car dealership for a short while. They are all criminals.

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 Год назад +8

      Yep. Mostly salesmen. Tricking old or broke couples to finance cars you know they can't afford. Takes someone who has little to no empathy 😂

    • @Havok135
      @Havok135 8 месяцев назад

      @@whyme3772 Bro, some of those old folks, specially the ones near me....have fucking money. They just dont know what to do with it all. Literally will have a new car every 3 months, I guess they lease it or what ever an thats like....3k per sign deal or sum shit.

  • @Bragg-wt6yg
    @Bragg-wt6yg 4 года назад +375

    *"Standing around by the tires, laughing like Beavis and Butthead all day long!"* 0:59 😅😂

  • @mandemt1076
    @mandemt1076 4 года назад +692

    I think it’s illegal he didn’t eat the cookies

  • @backwoodsjunkie08
    @backwoodsjunkie08 4 года назад +157

    I was a lot attended at a local Hyundai dealership, and all I can say was it was one of the most interesting jobs I've ever had! we had to get gas for all kinds of different brands, makes and models of cars. I also worked in the wash bay and got to take all different kinds of cars for drives to! I drove everything from a twin turboed Subaru legacy, decked out fair lady 300z's and the 3.8 Hyundai Genesis sport coupe. It did come with its drawbacks, we had to wash cars in the freezing cold weather with s***** heat and also hall people around whether car was being worked on. But there's never a dull moment! I even saw the technicians clear codes on used cars before they sold them, some pretty shady s*** went on lol! And whenever I would take the cars out to get gas which was about a 7 mi round trip on country roads I would hot rod the absolute hell out of them lol!

    • @dontaebrown3268
      @dontaebrown3268 4 года назад +11

      Eggbert08 when you watch brewstew you don’t censor.

    • @nearvii6745
      @nearvii6745 4 года назад +3

      Meh if the codes can clear it means they are past and not current. So no biggie tbh

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 года назад +2

      @@dontaebrown3268 lol I usually don't, I cuss like a sailor and could give two f**** less but when I use speech to text my dumb ass phone automatically sensors some words. Damn technology!

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 года назад +3

      @@nearvii6745 I saw them do some pretty bad stuff, I saw them clear knock sensors, O2 sensors, all kinds of stuff that would cost a good chunk of change especially if you had it done at a mechanic! It's still pretty shady. Because if you know about the car's computer system you can clear the code and it usually takes at least 25 mi of driving before it will pop back up. The dealers themselves would ask the tech to clear the codes... Still a pretty s***** business practice

    • @DemonDownings66
      @DemonDownings66 4 года назад +4

      @@backwoodsjunkie08 if the code is constant, as in it has no communications with your Engine Control Module, it should pop right back up after the car is turned off and cranked back on. unless of course they actually did the work.

  • @blayneshewaybick8333
    @blayneshewaybick8333 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @lochandichabod3084
    @lochandichabod3084 4 года назад +5517

    This should be a show on adult swim

  • @rosexpandax
    @rosexpandax 4 года назад +84

    “Uhh sorry I don’t know how cars work apparently” me neither Tyler.

  • @Silverlonewolf
    @Silverlonewolf 4 года назад +129

    This is the funniest one ever cause I’ve done shit like this.

    • @Sir_Edward44
      @Sir_Edward44 4 года назад +1

      If anyone likes they've ruined the 69 likes

    • @Silverlonewolf
      @Silverlonewolf 4 года назад

      Eddie Searles damnit

    • @reconsilver5961
      @reconsilver5961 4 года назад +2

      This is funnier to me as I work in a car repair shop and having to pull in cars filled with garbage, one car had a puppy in the back seat, I've seen the same stuff he seen and the way he narrates makes it the best

    • @Sir_Edward44
      @Sir_Edward44 4 года назад

      @@Silverlonewolf what?

  • @jonathanpalmer228
    @jonathanpalmer228 2 года назад +12

    The “Aw hell of it I got cookies out of it” is so me 🤣🤣

  • @taylormoore6403
    @taylormoore6403 4 года назад +807

    For legal reasons, he said “hungover TWENTY-ONE year old”

  • @joshua9567
    @joshua9567 4 года назад +354

    People watching: Damn that sucks Poor Him
    Me: HEYYYYYY THATS MY LIFE

    • @stevenjohnson243
      @stevenjohnson243 4 года назад

      this sounds like my dream job...

    • @psygn0sis
      @psygn0sis 4 года назад +4

      You: Still using an old, lazy, tired out, meme comment from 2018 that makes you look like an idiot.
      Everyone: What a loser.

    • @lazyproeagle
      @lazyproeagle 4 года назад +2

      @@psygn0sis can you think of a better format? everyone uses this same format

    • @velocirapper8862
      @velocirapper8862 4 года назад

      @@psygn0sis its not even really a meme, its just an easy way to write out dialogue.

  • @rexmx954
    @rexmx954 4 года назад +301

    Brewer sounds like Ned Flanders. “ HEY neighborino” goes Ned Flanders

    • @FadingBulb57227
      @FadingBulb57227 4 года назад +1

      Do you mean tylandssourusrex jr

    • @roc-noK
      @roc-noK 4 года назад +1

      @@FadingBulb57227 no he means brewer

    • @cruiselifeeric
      @cruiselifeeric 6 месяцев назад

      I thought the same thing. Like Ned Flanders on drugs lol.

  • @spaceboigm4528
    @spaceboigm4528 2 года назад +13

    100% accurate representation of a service porter 😂 less bathroom cleaning more driving for me but funniest shit I’ve seen all day

  • @dees487
    @dees487 4 года назад +281

    More car dealership stories, here we go again.

  • @FayteOfRuin
    @FayteOfRuin 4 года назад +107

    I was a porter at a chevy dealership and this is giving me the most specific PTSD flashbacks. On the bright side I backed into a highway patrol car in the car wash, pretty much totaled it and had to drive it to the body shop across town as an 18 year old in a beanie and it was probably the most entertaining moment of my life on behalf of the looks I was given

    • @nickn7939
      @nickn7939 2 года назад +2

      Lol, did you get fired?

    • @theorotechnically
      @theorotechnically 2 года назад +5

      Oh the cop cars were fun, specially because they didn't put the out of order decals or light covers on 🤣 they were natural gas and we had to do fuel system cleaning. So there I am redlining a cop car up the freeway at 90... Then slow down to like 50 and watch everyone freak out

    • @FayteOfRuin
      @FayteOfRuin 2 года назад +1

      @@nickn7939 lol nope

    • @Adampeachey2024
      @Adampeachey2024 Год назад

      Jesus loves you!

  • @flaggboi
    @flaggboi 4 года назад +935

    Being subbed to brewstew is a never ending roller coaster of forgetting about his existence and getting super excited when he uploads.
    Oh and by the way, please check out my CS:GO edits I do, they're not that bad (I hope so) would mean the world to me! Thanks :)

    • @gamerepic4760
      @gamerepic4760 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @nutman2353
      @nutman2353 4 года назад +8

      I saw this exact same comment last upload, lol

    • @amicosayshi865
      @amicosayshi865 4 года назад +1

      Couldn't have said it better myself

    • @laserflips
      @laserflips 4 года назад +1

      Yo fax 😭

    • @miscellaneousyt5605
      @miscellaneousyt5605 4 года назад +8

      Being subbed to this channel is a never ending cycle forgetting you exist and seeing this comment every time he uploads -_-

  • @matty2422
    @matty2422 3 года назад +37

    This is 100% spot on!
    Years ago i was an auto tech for a ford dealership and this was 100% of our porters haha
    Even had a porter get in a nasty car and was verbally talking shit about it, and the customer was on a phone call that was Bluetooth connected to the car and they heard everything he said haha. Good times, but yes, that is a dead end job for sure!

  • @outlawnation9383
    @outlawnation9383 4 года назад +90

    All I learned is the greatest excuse ever “Sorry I don’t know how cars work”

  • @meganlewis2424
    @meganlewis2424 4 года назад +49

    I worked at a gas station with a service garage next door. They did little things like oil changes and tire rotation, and I was the worse employee they ever had. I actually got banned from the service part because I went to turn on a hose and spray down an over heated engine. I'm glad the hose was locked up and the manager saw what I was doing. That is just one of many stories I had lol.

  • @JasonMontell2501
    @JasonMontell2501 4 года назад +203

    I worked at Big O tires in the city of Norco CA, about 20 years ago as an installer doing oil changes and tire changes... anyway, there were a total of 3 installers including myself that worked there regularly, the other two guys were twin brothers and on one morning they both quit, leaving me all by myself to handle EVERYTHING that came in. I was juggling multiple cars with oil changes, tire rotations, wheel balancing, the whole nine yards.. while I was running around trying to get all this shit done, my boss tells me that there is an emergency job that I have to do and pulls me off all other cars... he needed me to change out two tires on a trailer that was carrying a small yacht. And when I say small yacht... I'm talking a massive fuckin boat.
    Well, I got the tires changed all right but under the stress of having to hurry back and finish the other cars I was working on, I completely forgot to torque down the lug nuts on the one side of the trailer.... about 20 minutes after the trailer left I could hear my boss screaming from inside the sale room floor... the fucking boat spilled across interstate 15 just a couple miles down the highway from the shop. Atleast one of, or possibly even both of the tires popped off the trailer. I literally saw my boss through a glass window being restrained from coming after me in the garage.
    No questions...., no goodbyes... I grabbed my shit from my locker and split.
    And that was all she wrote for me at Big O tires...

    • @firstlast---
      @firstlast--- 4 года назад +50

      If all my coworkers quit and I was the only person to do the job that would be my last day as well. That's not worth it.

    • @stevefredson3301
      @stevefredson3301 3 года назад +6

      Epic

    • @bbbildhuu
      @bbbildhuu 2 года назад +2

      Hahahah I worked as lube and tire guy for years always thought of this happening

    • @intoDez
      @intoDez 2 года назад +14

      Forgetting to torque is no joke that shit can be tragic

    • @broccolirob5026
      @broccolirob5026 2 года назад +8

      As a dumb 16 year old I lost the left front wheel going 60mph on the highway. It was astonishing to watch it fly 200 feet in the air, then roll half a mile down the opposite side of the road. On the trip back to earth it grazed the passenger side of a geriatric’s 1997 Plymouth Neon. Besides traumatizing her it just removed the door mirror and left a scuff down the side. It was definitely the last time I left lug nuts loose lol

  • @lukelyon1781
    @lukelyon1781 2 года назад +8

    The part where he said he worked there for 7 years instead of a couple weeks was so funny I laughed and spit out my food onto my phone😂😂😂

  • @ohyeahyeah5907
    @ohyeahyeah5907 4 года назад +225

    "small child what are you doing there" 😂🤣

    • @AcogR6
      @AcogR6 4 года назад +3

      Its really not that funny

    • @dane-ms6ev
      @dane-ms6ev 4 года назад +3

      @@AcogR6 your gay

    • @AcogR6
      @AcogR6 4 года назад +3

      @@dane-ms6ev youre*

    • @roc-noK
      @roc-noK 4 года назад

      @@AcogR6 *you’re

    • @AcogR6
      @AcogR6 4 года назад

      @@roc-noK same thing lol

  • @otf7466
    @otf7466 4 года назад +2427

    Being a lube tech at a dealership has more respect than a porter.

    • @crumplygrub3212
      @crumplygrub3212 4 года назад +21

      Lmao

    • @klar5326
      @klar5326 4 года назад +113

      You know what’s worse than being a porter? Being the person that cleans those shitty cars.

    • @justinfox5114
      @justinfox5114 4 года назад +33

      And porters have more respect than Parts Advisors

    • @Backyardmech1
      @Backyardmech1 4 года назад +18

      Try being a pest technician. People think of you as an “exterminator.” You’re really like the narrator with some knowledge and making a good show for the customer. You do gain knowledge with how to really deal with pests, but as you’re learning, you’re up in the air like a goof. In the pest control business it’s the same thing. FNG, noob, I like this guy give him more time, and “management material.”

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 4 года назад +14

      Then we are pushing into negative amounts of respect

  • @Drewsefer89
    @Drewsefer89 4 года назад +2147

    This is better than South Park.

  • @gezi5927
    @gezi5927 4 года назад +104

    Car Dealership 2: Electric Boogaloo
    Car Dealership Reloaded
    Car Dealership Ressurection

  • @feathertailfanspoofs
    @feathertailfanspoofs 4 года назад +1438

    “Alrighty dighty dippity doo what can I do for you?”
    “Why does he talk like willy wonka”
    Lol I died
    Edit: why so much hate? It’s just a comment on RUclips from somebody who is just saying part of the video is funny

    • @glizzygobbler9777
      @glizzygobbler9777 4 года назад +8

      Yeah he did don’t just take things from vids and make it a comment this should have negative likes

    • @cthulhu2357
      @cthulhu2357 4 года назад +7

      Good cause you’re a furry

    • @feathertailfanspoofs
      @feathertailfanspoofs 4 года назад +18

      I am just trying to be nice >:(

    • @huntleysheep4787
      @huntleysheep4787 4 года назад +6

      @@feathertailfanspoofs and I would like to try telling you that you should delete your account and never make a new one

    • @feathertailfanspoofs
      @feathertailfanspoofs 4 года назад +12

      huntleysheep no

  • @spicybakedbeans3436
    @spicybakedbeans3436 4 года назад +21

    These stories get better and funnier every episode. Nice job.

  • @loganwork7024
    @loganwork7024 2 года назад +34

    I'm pretty sure every employee at our local chevy dealership has used this video as their training

  • @tylerdragon5065
    @tylerdragon5065 4 года назад +225

    I’m watching this in a diner because I’m a social outcast

    • @DeJahMode
      @DeJahMode 4 года назад +3

      Your areas diner’s are open ..... lucky

    • @linuscunttips
      @linuscunttips 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @pook4074
      @pook4074 4 года назад +5

      @@DeJahMode I wouldn't call having to deal with covid for longer lucky

    • @theemptylegend0
      @theemptylegend0 4 года назад +2

      I guess we share something in common

    • @iamgroot2016
      @iamgroot2016 4 года назад

      Are you from nj

  • @shmee5428
    @shmee5428 4 года назад +112

    Someone: posts vid
    Bots:
    It’s free real estate ;-)

    • @shmee5428
      @shmee5428 4 года назад +3

      It’s free like estate

    • @zdw7810
      @zdw7810 4 года назад

      Yep

  • @ryanshanahan9100
    @ryanshanahan9100 4 года назад +11

    I currently work at a dealership. I've done pretty much everything you said in this video. I laughed every second. This one is gold

  • @jamesbraybrook1301
    @jamesbraybrook1301 Год назад +7

    Poor brewer 😂😂
    But also lucky bastard got free cookies. 😂

  • @carondavis3257
    @carondavis3257 4 года назад +118

    I’m really confused on why y’all dislike his vids

    • @nicholas5831
      @nicholas5831 4 года назад +7

      Scott Mccauley its not bots it just people you don’t like the video

    • @HI-pm3fm
      @HI-pm3fm 4 года назад

      Nicholas Ileka Bruh

    • @jacobjohnson7754
      @jacobjohnson7754 4 года назад

      I like his videos

    • @fbi1319
      @fbi1319 4 года назад

      dislikes are auto-generated by youtube for some fuckin reason

  • @aaronhernandez7585
    @aaronhernandez7585 4 года назад +66

    We all know it's gonna be a good vid when we hear "alright"😂

    • @skeleshmoke
      @skeleshmoke 4 года назад +2

      This comment is so old

    • @aaronhernandez7585
      @aaronhernandez7585 4 года назад +1

      @@skeleshmoke what is

    • @skeleshmoke
      @skeleshmoke 4 года назад +2

      @@aaronhernandez7585 wdym "what is" I literally see this comment on every fucking Brewstew vid get some originality buddy

    • @B_Proctor
      @B_Proctor 4 года назад +3

      jeez dude he’s just makin a joke, even if he heard it somewhere else who is he hurting?

    • @emcw18
      @emcw18 4 года назад +1

      skeleton literally chill

  • @lilgabbo2587
    @lilgabbo2587 4 года назад +85

    Surprisingly that car with the thousands of McDonald’s stuff is cleaner than Fred Arnold's truck

  • @johndough510
    @johndough510 2 года назад +10

    the fact that someone else has accidentally had their foot on the gas in park makes me feel less alone in the world, thanks brewstew

  • @Matthew-bd4xs
    @Matthew-bd4xs 4 года назад +16

    That Beavis and Butthead skit made me laugh, it's so dumb how they laugh they literally have no clue at communication 😂

  • @GAn1ms
    @GAn1ms 4 года назад +604

    *drawing stickfigure cartoons*
    Drawing has only stick arms

    • @ernieeeee3946
      @ernieeeee3946 4 года назад +20

      and stick legs

    • @TAKirbyStar
      @TAKirbyStar 4 года назад +15

      _Semi-Stick Figure_

    • @mariojudahsdad7333
      @mariojudahsdad7333 4 года назад +3

      Stfu it doesn’t matter

    • @djsalad5752
      @djsalad5752 4 года назад +3

      Yet they convey so much more emotion than some animation channels

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад +2

      He got distracted

  • @Biggiesmallsjr
    @Biggiesmallsjr 4 года назад +303

    PLEASE make ur story’s longer they are to funny to be 4 minutes

    • @mandemt1076
      @mandemt1076 4 года назад +4

      Hi even Jesus

    • @ryodeath
      @ryodeath 4 года назад +1

      Bye odd Mohammed

    • @gameworldmaster5916
      @gameworldmaster5916 4 года назад +7

      If he made them longer they would take longer to come out

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад

      He would if the background music was longer

    • @LuckyArceus
      @LuckyArceus 4 года назад

      r/youngpeopleyoutube

  • @ShimmyAkira
    @ShimmyAkira 2 года назад +2

    The cookies 🍪 had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Rogalo487
    @Rogalo487 4 года назад +72

    I swear this guy only pops up when rent is in a week

  • @Slim_JayD
    @Slim_JayD 4 года назад +64

    He is back again, and with more entertainment for quarantine

  • @copperbread
    @copperbread 4 года назад +102

    "Oh there's a small child back there!"
    "Small child, what are you doing back there?"
    *question 1000!*

  • @ShamelessTR
    @ShamelessTR 2 года назад +28

    This encapsulated my experience with porters so well. I almost pissed myself laughing. Signed, A Tech in a Dead End Job.

  • @davewolf8869
    @davewolf8869 4 года назад +33

    "Oh, I'm the dumb idiot"
    I worked at a jiffy lube and peeled out when my boss said "hurry up get it out of here!" right in front of the customer lawl

  • @michaelfosnaught2238
    @michaelfosnaught2238 4 года назад +44

    So much funnier when you’ve actually worked at a dealership

  • @retrogamesmadeeasy8058
    @retrogamesmadeeasy8058 4 года назад +66

    Came for the "alright"
    Stayed for the story
    Laughed along the way
    Lived happily ever after until the sequel

    • @RabidlyTaboo
      @RabidlyTaboo 4 года назад +1

      dear god i just checked ur channel cause your pfp. sorry your channel iant doing well thats a looooot of vids. best of luck

  • @awoo7475
    @awoo7475 2 года назад +8

    3:00 Yes, this, I can agree with. Note to anyone who gets there oil or tire rotated, have your car cleaned. Because I have to search for your locking wheel nut under all your garbage. The amount of of used tissues, French fries and coffee cups I have touched on accident, I can start my own restaurant

  • @Jay_ish
    @Jay_ish 4 года назад +100

    why would some child’s parents not help him exit the car lmao

    • @kingjlinza
      @kingjlinza 4 года назад +1

      He probably didn’t realize there was a kid in the backseat of the car

    • @greathoonta3461
      @greathoonta3461 4 года назад +1

      Typical Auto Guy idk, sounds like bad parenting to me

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 Год назад

      There's parents who lock their kids in basements, so there you go.

  • @LethalButterfly
    @LethalButterfly 4 года назад +37

    "It smells like Rosie o'donnell's belly button in here" 😂😂😂😂💀💀

  • @derekanderson4690
    @derekanderson4690 4 года назад +30

    Anyone else notice how he reused his crazy sixth grade math teacher as a customer. 1:25

    • @Krawberry
      @Krawberry 4 года назад +1

      4:20 yeah, and the old lady is his friend’s “jabba the hut” grandma

    • @derekanderson4690
      @derekanderson4690 4 года назад +2

      Krawberry Strush ya you right lol

    • @3dprintedair316
      @3dprintedair316 4 года назад +1

      He DID

    • @kirby7327
      @kirby7327 4 года назад +1

      He re uses a lot of his characters

  • @jonplaud
    @jonplaud 3 года назад +10

    3:15, I am done 😂🤣

  • @GoofyAnimations
    @GoofyAnimations 4 года назад +14

    he's back when the world really needed him

  • @Ughluv
    @Ughluv 4 года назад +10

    U know when he posts in a Friday it’s gonna be a good day

  • @rishabhsoni6190
    @rishabhsoni6190 4 года назад +89

    Did anyone notice that until Tyler realized there's a kid in the car, he was just talking to himself....??

    • @dontgetnotifications5598
      @dontgetnotifications5598 4 года назад +6

      Do most people not do that?

    • @rishabhsoni6190
      @rishabhsoni6190 4 года назад +3

      @@dontgetnotifications5598 I know I don't....

    • @X340n
      @X340n 4 года назад +2

      Something about gross cars brings it out of you. I know from working at a Walmart TLE

    • @rishabhsoni6190
      @rishabhsoni6190 4 года назад

      @@X340n you're right...lol....

    • @Corpse11503
      @Corpse11503 4 года назад +1

      Weirdo not talking to yourself

  • @tinavance7466
    @tinavance7466 Год назад +5

    "Beavis and butt-head laugh" I'm dying

  • @callen6893
    @callen6893 4 года назад +319

    Being a mechanic isn’t much higher on the totem pole.

    • @southerngentalman1830
      @southerngentalman1830 4 года назад +12

      Collision repair ain’t either unless your the painter 😂

    • @Thatweirdguy8619
      @Thatweirdguy8619 4 года назад +11

      @@DingDingTheRUclipsBuddy Not a professional one myself but I can probably list a few things
      One of the biggest is probably working on something poorly done or half assed done by someone before you aka someone that tried doing something themself but had no clue what they were doing

    • @callen6893
      @callen6893 4 года назад +10

      Ding Ding The RUclips Buddy there really isn’t just one thing bad about being a tech. It’s the effect storm of craziness. One saying about being a tech is “you’re only as good as your last mistake.” I can fix 99 cars perfectly and forget something stupid on the 100th and that’s how I get judged. On top of doing my own job I have to do the jobs of others at my work. I have service writers that refuse to do their jobs and essentially steal money from me and it’s ok.

    • @spencerhollenbeck102
      @spencerhollenbeck102 4 года назад

      Zeke RHEC tell me about it I made best friends with a fuckin broom

    • @funkapotamus86
      @funkapotamus86 4 года назад

      The bottom end is essentially the scrotum pole

  • @derkach7907
    @derkach7907 4 года назад +23

    I just recently witnessed a Ford dealership close right next door because of bad customer service and no one wanted to go there anymore (including me).
    And now I'm watching this.... 😂😂😂

  • @Vainglorious.1
    @Vainglorious.1 4 года назад +7

    I feel your pain man. I spent too many years as a car detailer for car dealerships. Being a Porter is a bad job, but detailers are the ones s*** on all day long, depending on where you work. I always loved it when salesmen, who were unable to sell cars for hundreds of days, would blame us for it because, after the hundred people got in and out of that car, it was 'dirty' and we all sucked at our jobs because of it. S*** rolls down hill at car dealerships, and it usually lands square on detail. Some of those cars that we had to clean were horrible, I remember one that looked as if the previous owner used to throw his coffee everywhere. Also got one that had rotting dog food in the back in the cracks, with brown seats that were supposed to be tan. 12 hour detail right there. My favorite were the ones that college kids owned, since they seemed to have thrown up everywhere in the car. I'm glad I know how to do that job, but I'm even more glad I never have to do so again. Getting laid off as a car detailer was likely the best thing that ever happened to me - I got myself a degree afterwards and never had to do that job again. Made my life so much better because of it!

    • @freebilly9526
      @freebilly9526 2 года назад +1

      As a detailer who moved up the ladder to become assistant manager of the detail shop (wouldn't need one if not for my boss being lazy as hell), I can confirm the said rolling downhill of fecal matter. Everything (and I mean literally everything) is detail's fault. Rules are made by people that have never detailed that make detailers' jobs more difficult. Detail never gets any recognition for successes and milestones. I literally caught a man trying to steal a company vehicle and got locked out there with him alone while the assistant manager of the entire place locked himself in my shop. Did I get anything for that? Nope. Not even a thank you, sorry we had to put you in harms way like that. All that being said though, you get to a point where you stop caring and you start just having an absolute blast by getting into all kinds of shenanigans. And, when you're me who does basically every job you could possibly be asked to do better than literally anyone else, you get quite a bit of job security and can get away with a lot.

  • @ramoone7689
    @ramoone7689 2 года назад +2

    Is it just me or do I love it when Tyler says “aw sick.” 😂

  • @josephcalabrese6337
    @josephcalabrese6337 4 года назад +63

    The second joke of this video struck home to me.
    Seven. Years. Seven long years BrewStew worked at this shitty job to support himself while he lived in a poor peoples apartment.
    I'm stressing this. Because I had worked at a dead end job for 14 years! Sure it helped me afford my community college education. But because I got lazy and content with my dead end job. I had not bothered to look into internships or even try to find a higher paying job.
    Damn it, Brewstew is too relatable sometimes.

    • @theshrimp1657
      @theshrimp1657 4 года назад +3

      Are you having a breakdown right now man?

    • @josephcalabrese6337
      @josephcalabrese6337 4 года назад +6

      @@theshrimp1657 Nah man. More like a revelation. But I'm good. I do no regret a single year in college. Them's good years.
      You ever worked a dead end job?

    • @JosephByrne
      @JosephByrne 4 года назад +1

      0:38, "Oh God Damn it." I love when his future self talks to his past self. I think we'd all have that reaction if we could speak to our past selves.

    • @petesakecs
      @petesakecs 3 года назад +1

      This is how i feel now but im searching now

    • @frysco5927
      @frysco5927 2 года назад +2

      @@josephcalabrese6337 jesus and i thought my two years at a grocery store was awful. good thing i got hired for a new job

  • @L0N3WOLF18
    @L0N3WOLF18 4 года назад +7

    From one fellow Porter to another I share your pain working at a dealer but at the same time a lot of good memories screwing up cars and stuff lol!

  • @TomDeVito
    @TomDeVito 4 года назад +9

    "Holy hell Barbara I'm having heart palpitations" 😂😂

  • @zants_
    @zants_ 2 года назад +4

    I feel like it's 2011 again with this channel not being scared to use the language it does; I love it, lol.

  • @finn_idk4216
    @finn_idk4216 4 года назад +11

    Hey Brewstew I’ve been a fan for about 3 years and I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

  • @rileymorrow7369
    @rileymorrow7369 4 года назад +5

    Brew stew is the only RUclipsr that makes me laugh

  • @ironicugandan5826
    @ironicugandan5826 4 года назад +40

    "But cookies" is a reasonable arguement for anything.

  • @jjwilly13
    @jjwilly13 2 года назад +2

    2:45 I laughed so hard I pulled a chest muscle. Good for you going from dead end job to 2 million subs on RUclips bro

  • @nicholasmichael8252
    @nicholasmichael8252 4 года назад +7

    3:08 After he said that I died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewlopez255
    @matthewlopez255 4 года назад +26

    Me and the boyz waiting for another "alright ".

  • @grantmiller6147
    @grantmiller6147 4 года назад +11

    2:02 The desk tag says Do Not Feed lol

  • @ThelifeofWy
    @ThelifeofWy 2 года назад +3

    This was absolutely great!

  • @theghettocop69
    @theghettocop69 4 года назад +8

    Wow, this speaks to me on levels I cannot explain. I'm a technician at a vw dealer and they fired the porter and gave me all the extra shit to do.

  • @grumpygrant4537
    @grumpygrant4537 Год назад +1

    I worked at a Subaru dealership over the summer and I don’t think I’ve seen something as relatable as this vid. Like omg so much of the stuff u experience was so spot on

  • @DaKringyKidz
    @DaKringyKidz 4 года назад +61

    Brewstew: **posts**
    Bots: “Alright... time to scam!”

  • @jgarcia2807
    @jgarcia2807 4 года назад +6

    Brewer is the "glass is half full" kinda guy. Another great video I really did laugh out loud.

  • @lunimatictv6001
    @lunimatictv6001 2 года назад +1

    I just bumped into this video on my lunch break and it is hilarious! 😂 Laughing so hard I can’t breathe 😂